#and they're both morons...

[variousqueerthings]

something about tkk/cobra kai i think about is how daniel is smitten with a ridiculous silly johnny doing something wildly stupid and wanting him carnally, and the important thing of course is that johnny will see a ridiculous silly daniel doing something wildly stupid and want him carnally, and this is why they're equals in all things

[goodomensao3tagoftheday]

[feralforbeanix]

It's so funny to me when I read a fanfic or even an online post about how if wrightworth (or any defense attorney x prosecutor ship) happened they wouldn't be able to face each other in court any more.

My brother in christ this is Ace Attorney. If you're worried about what is and isn't allowed in actual court I've got some bad news about most of what happens in canon.

[gabbydagoof]

Pat & Mat is my favorite yaoi

[blinday]

It is lovely to me how Zelda in the games showcases how the feminine power works. The game's protagonist is Link, but Zelda is in the title. We play ad Link, but everything we do is somehow related to Zelda. She is the meaning behind every step, and the reason Link grows, because he wants to save her. And in turn, Zelda takes care of Link, of the kingdom.

She is strong without needing to wield a sword, independent without refusing to be helped, a warrior that fights in ways more complex than physical. Link is the main character, he makes the decisions on what happens through the adventure, but Zelda is the soul. There wouldn't be an adventure without her.

[friedpunster]

Clown to clown communnication

Clown to clown conversation

[robertdownerjunior]

i just finished good omens.

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[if-i-could-fly-h0me]

Your love for idiocy seems to rival mine for morons

[majorpepperidge]

got reminded of incorrect quote generator earlier, and found some good ones for Phantom/Fenix haueheueh

[persephinae]

God that book was so fuckin dumb

Not sure if it was the tropes or just the book that was fuckin dumb

2/5 stars (maybe 1.5)

[piduai]

i liked the demo for the newest rgg game enough. it has stuff i enjoy generally (gambling den, i loved the spot the pervert and delivery minigames, side stories seem stupid and funny enough). but i hate the turn based system 🙄 like what do you mean i can't have tiger drop. fuck off. grinding and levelling up skills is one of my favorite things about this whole thing but it's not like you get to unlock and learn skills as you play, you just level up and gain attack power. which is anticlimactic. me personally i prefer spending as little time in combat as possible but with this each street brawl takes forever because everyone needs to have a turn. and it's also mega dumb that you can't guard as some whomstie is attacking you??? you just gotta stand there and hope it won't eat through your entire health bar. very frustrating. and like for this price i could get an okay pair of real leather shoes so i'm hesitant

[ssaalexblake]

though in total honesty, in any situation where i Realistically think abt spydoc and sex it Starts through them fighting each other and it going sideways (literally) and ends with him latching onto her like a limpet while straight up sobbing as she tries desperately to detach him from her. 

he would cry

[askshivanulegacy]

^^^^ This!!!

And for everyone in the notes saying "that's not why we say to reblog," you're the people deliberately misrepresenting likes and reblogs to new users, and you know it.

If you're not giving new users an option, you're spreading your own self-serving propaganda, and it's wrong.

“new tumblr users you must know that likes are useless and do fuck all” incorrect! likes let me send a tiny little kiss to my beloved mutuals

[sillimancer]

reading Burnout by Emily Nagoski and I'm not very far yet but the first chapter put words to something I've been kind of intuitively realizing lately about needing to deal with the immediate consequences of trauma and stress to be better-equipped to deal with the cause at its root and it's

well it's actually annoying as hell if I'm honest

[scarlettfevor]

People on twitter often talk about how ever since elon they've been getting just the most depraved, bigoted shit on their tl despite never interacting with that side of twitter. I've scrolled too far and seen the dumbest shit I'd ever seen before but up until the election I haven't been getting any conservates on my tl, and, apparently, conservatives have been qrting popular posts about people sad about Harris' defeat as a way of "proving" that the left is racist. Men who voted for donald "they're eating the cats and dogs", "build the wall", "Mexicans are drug deals and rapists" fucking trump are calling other people racist. Men whose views and ideal most closely match with nazis and facists are calling other people racists....You couldn't make this up if you tried. It's so ridiculous I could laugh but nothings funny

[navree]

as you may have guessed, i'm the last tumblr girlie to watch the terror, and i know he's the antagonist and i don't particularly like him, but imma be real, if i were hickey, i would have killed and eaten a lot of these fuckers too. wouldn't even need to be starving, i'd just do it.