#and they produce fuck ups like this lmao
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D’you ever think about communication errors??
I’m unearthing a cringe memory but, there was a time I ate out with some very beloved friends of mine. In the middle of it, I asked one of my dear friends to ‘pass the meat’ in English, which was not our mother language.
And my dearly beloved friend, looked at me innocently, and said “Uh, sure! I’ll do it cause we’re friends! ^^”
They cut the pieces of meat that was already on my plate…..and tried to spoon feed it to me……
the communication failure was ASTOUNDING
Anyway, I’m giving Tord this cringe memory now. He does the spoon feeding, happily might I add. You can assign who he does it to in your head.
#neil talky#eddsworld headcanons#ew tord#PARLY PERSONAL PARTLY HEADCANON#And yes if you’re wondering#that friend was happily trying to spoonfeed me#which okay means they love me enough that mishearing me apparently asking them to spoonfeed me is fine with them#but also HOW did that happen TT_TT HOW DID THEY HEAR SPOONFEED ME#the bilingual struggle#I need to lie down#this memory attacked me today#yes I’m still friends with the person who did this to me#I love them but they drive me insane sometimes#Also I like to think the guys just keeps forgetting English isn’t Tord’s first language#and they produce fuck ups like this lmao
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Frostbite
A little gory/exaggerated but I actually like this a lot :D
I like the idea of the freeze being REALLY rough on the sole survivor, and there’s physical trauma involved that they have to deal with past the mental trauma of waking up 200 years in the future.
Damien gets pretty bad barotrauma from being frozen for 150 years, wakes up to see Shaun get taken, then freezes again pretty much immediately afterwards. It’s not like he could fully thaw in those 2 minutes it took Kellogg to open Nora’s door. So now Damien is deaf in his left ear, and he has trouble keeping his hands warm :)
Closeup under the cut
#it should be known Damien’s frostbite doesn’t actually advance to this I just wanted to dramatize it lmfao#cuz this is late stage with tissue death#but that takes a bit and he’d start warming up basically the moment he’s out of his pod#also technically Damien should have fucked up balance with his ear fucked like that#but I don’t care. artistic liberty lmao#I could ramble SO MUCH about semi-sciency stuff I HC about the freeze#like the potential for it to just. fuck with all your cells#it won’t mutate you like radiation or anything but it could still kill a LOT#sole survivor with IBS because their gut biome was eradicated LMFAO#sole survivor that gets vitiligo/their hair starts growing in stark white because the melanin producers all died#literally I could talk abt it so much. don’t quote me on the science tho I’m not actually smart#anyway real tags#fallout 4#fallout#fallout 4 fanart#fallout fanart#digital art#male sole survivor#sole survivor#cryogenic freezing#blood#blood tw#frostbite#fallout 4 headcanons#serenade draws#Damien tag
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experimenting with gender
#smol makes art#demon oc#I guess??? Idk yet lmao. Clearly inspired by Butcher's Vanity by Vane Lily tho#Idk this fucker's name or if he's a sona or not but basically that inky monstrosity is his true form#sometimes to reveal it involves fucking up the mortal body but idk how I'm gonna do that yet. He just pops back into place afterwards#classic case of like extra limbs and/or tendrils bursting out of the body. Sometimes has far too wide a moth with far too many teeth.#Eyes within eyes. Normal stuff.#'hey didn't your 18+ sona have the ability to produce tentacles' yes she does maybe I'll redo her mind your business
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I think, what I've just never understood when it came to shipping wars, and how I think you can identify someone who's Taking Things Too Seriously, is when someone cannot even bare to acknowledge canon friendships between characters because they feel it actively threatens their ship somehow. When someone goes out of their way to explain that "these characters aren't actually friends, of course. If you read between the lines you can tell." or "actually this friendship is toxic so naturally they'll break it off soon for their health. They just don't belong together, yknow?" or "oh yeah I'm writing an AU. Yeah. Of course in this AU it's circumstantially impossible for these two characters to be friends. How sad. Oh well."
It honestly fucking gives insecure controlling partner vibes, and every time I see it I just know the person in question is getting into the most vile discourse I've ever heard of lol. Genuinely, do you even like these characters (or one of the characters or whatever) outside of the context of shipping? Do you even enjoy the source material? What's wrong with friendships?
#Stupid shit#Ironically I think a lot of people like this end up fixated on one blorbo and actually don't really care about/like the source material#It is surprisingly common for someone to 'like' something because it's popular and find one thing about it they like#While every piece of fanart or analysis they produce is pretty antithetical to the source material itself#Buddy you don't like [media] then! You like the character!#And like that's honestly fine and valid. Just be self aware and stop attacking people who actually DO like the source material#And therefore extrapolate their fanart and analysis directly from it#And when I say one character I really do mean just one character lol#Even in the context of shipping - usually the other character only exists to bolster the character they actually like#Because all their introspection on the other character is really only the stuff that pertains to how they relate to the blorbo.#And they otherwise fail to actually understand how the other character exists as a Whole Character within the media#LEGIT ITS CRAZZZZY LMAO I HAVE SEEN THE MOST BASIC SURFACE LEVEL 'ANALYSIS' PRESENTED AS THIS MINDBLOWING THEORY#GIRLIE JUST CONSUME THE FUCKING MEDIA WITH YOUR BRAIN TURNED ON AKSKFKSKF OH MY GODDDDD
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'oh I cannot say horrible things because of the Woke' well boo hoo, I cannot say mean things about bands I dislike because they love my show and will beat me up if I slag them off
#is this autobiographical? Is this about somebody else? You tell me#for starts this is actually true about being on radio. I cannot openly shit on certain bands for things like. Never getting my name right#because they listen to and love my show#but also#this is about Dave Masterman quickly cutting in with 'members of the 1975 listen to this show' when Elis and John were about to spout off#about Matty Healy (and presumably Dave was giving them warning daggers with his eyes)#this is about Coldplay's agent phoning up Noel Fielding to say he's too mean about them#this is about whatever the fuck Simon Amstell was on half the time#this is about all the bands Bob Mortimer hates LMAO#this is about James Acaster having to watch his mouth because he has Too Many thoughts about music and half of said music either#loves him or has been interviewed by him about his book on 2016 music#(this is also about the fact that I think our local superstar producer's daughter's music is way overhyped lol.#I can't say that on air; she's my guest next week! But if you like 70s tinged funky bedroom pop I guess...)#Don't breathe a word. Sshh.#music#comedy#comedians#British comedy#radio#radio hosts#pop stars#Britcom#Noel Fielding#Simon Amstell#Elis James#John Robins#Elis and John#Bob Mortimer#James Acaster#the 1975
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#ok im making one more dot post and then i am (hopefully) getting off tumblr and going to bed#liam payne#death#i do suggest not reading tbh because its just gonna be waffle. anyways#ive distanced myself from the boys for years for a multitude of reasons. mainly that they did things that disappointed me and i realised the#way i was attatched to them was unhealthy. so for the most part i listened and enjoyed the music and didnt pay Much attention to anything#else. and like liam. i always liked him in the band days because to me he was the underdog. the underappreciated and probs less stanned one#out of all of them. and when youre a fan i do feel like a lot of us just wanted them all to be appreciated. idk. but anyways yeah i did feel#for him. due to him backgroud growing up. his talent. etc etc. even though he wasnt my fav. and even when he did something wrong my teenage#self still defended him like my life depended on it. (embarassing) anyways. his solo music while it was not my fav i still occasionally#enjoyed. its just over produced pop like it was fine and i found it fun. in terms of him as an actual person by this point in his career i#didnt pay attention to him or the others that much anymore#and like. yeah as of recently as more stuff came out about him being kinda weird and rude and abusive 🙃🙃🙃 that was kind of the final#straw for me! like in terms of me giving a fuck about him. if he eventually came around cool but i wasnt gonna wait around for it.#god this whole thing feels so dramatic but i need to get it oit or i Know i will not be at peace lmao anyways#so yeah come to hearing about his death which. i hear about because of trin lovell on twitter like. shsvshs. anyways my reaction was#disbelief and just... nothing? like i said in my brain i had just disregarded him honestly. and even now i still just feel speechless.#to summarise my feelings. fuck him for how he treated his ex and probably other women as well. but also. he was my boy. he'll always be a#part of me. and it feels weird that hes just. gone. he suffered a lot with addiction and pressures etc and its just. sad that hes gone now.#that he never got to get better. and he wont get the chance to. im sad for his family. and anyone else thats gonna be affected by this#im always gonna remember him.#and thats all i have to say. honestly part of me feels SO dramatic for even typing all this out but here we are.#if anyone has read this far and wants someone to talk to im more than happy. and also just wanna make clear that i am fine#le text post
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Not to be existentially critical but sometimes, i feel like being a artist is the only value i have. Family and people who see my skills think its talent but i still had to draw for so many years until i got to this point. I'm proud of my art here and there and then I'm suddenly disappointed in my current skills. it rly does feel like my personality goes back to being a artist in itself and its neither unpleasant or bad because I still like doing art. But if i were to stop being a artist i wouldn't know what to do with myself.
School is honestly going fine, i have art assignments but they are doable. I just feel forlorn these days and it feels like the art I want to do for myself, is regressing to a stage where its reclaiming all my previous art flaws. Maybe its because of my schoolwork where i draw what my grades want or its just regular artblock.
I'm still going to draw ofc, i just wanted to say what i had to say today.
#sorry for the mild depression rant lmao#fuck artblock i hate artblock and feeling like what i produce isnt up to standard
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me having a normal one today
#the bg3 adventures#astarion#oc: maleane#maleane/astarion#writing#i wanted to write some dialogue#i wanted the girlies to TALK#what's better to talk about than something entirely fucked up#like something that many other characters would be hyped about#and yet these two are having a rough fucken time about it#mr. 'ehh brother what's that brother' anytime he sees a baby#and ms. 'i'm not even joking when i say i'd rather die than have another baby'#inspired by the many conversations i had with shay and des about the like 0.00000012% chance#of vampires producing a living offspring#is this canon? idk man lmao#i don't know if i want to put them through something like that#but with the way their lives are going it would sort of.. make sense
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saw a post about projecting your ethnicity onto a character and started missing vespa ilkay. so so bad
#pov u grow up in a 3rd world country(/planet) where healthcare workers are exported by the thousands like cheap produce to richer countries#it's your ticket out of poverty as long as you can deal with the loneliness the separation from everyone you know the discrimination etc#ive never talked about my hc that vespas mother was one of them sending money every month visiting every couple of years until it just stop#like why return to the swamps when youre doing fine working on a richer planet w much better living conditions#cost of living rises every year. sending home a % of your salary used to be enough to support your husband and daughter and then it isnt#you know how it goes#vespa is also dead set on this path until ranga realizes that hemorrhaging healthcare workers leaves them with little to none of their own#students on scholarships or in community/state universities are bound by return service agreements and are forbidden to leave the country#until theyve rendered a few years of work on ranga to pay back their tuition + as a really shitty solution to the brain drain problem#this is real in my country btw but my professors say a lot of ppl do break their rsa's and fucked off to work in other countries LOL#our state unis can barely afford decent facilities they do nottt have the budget to chase down their own alumni in other countries!#but the mental image is a bit funny#vespa ilkays first crime: tinakasan ang rsa#i do also think it lines up with her having a network of med friends everywhere in the galaxy (heart of it all) you kind of go into pre/med#expecting most of your classmates to leave to work in other countries eventually. mine are aiming for the usa / uae / europe / japan etc#anyway whether vespa breaks her rsa or not she leaves ranga asap decides to switch careers and the rest is history#i also deeply love the fact that she's superstitious i'm very sad it wasn't highlighted more (i've only heard s1-3)#as someone who did grow up in a rural area and went to more albularyos/folk healers than doctors in my childhood. (they never failed me)#lots of folk illnesses (ex. balis; pasma) local medical superstitions (dont eat noodles in hospital; youll have a really toxic shift) etcc#theres also a lot of potential in tying her past as a rangian + med student + assassin to me idk how to word this properly#being raised on cautionary tales of not to touch/disturb anything in the swamps then being given free reign to poke & prod at things in her#lab classes (now with the proper ppe)....she was having so much fun with the curemother prime too lmao#years of walking hanging bridges docks boathouses in ranga etc gave her great balance & stealth#cracking open alien shellfish in the swamps to cutting open bodies for studying then for assassination....#I MISS HER SO MUCH BALIK KN SAKEN 😭😭😭😭😭😭#i get why most people + the canon focuses on her being an assassin bc people find that cooler i guess#but vespa being a swamp girl > 3rd world med student > assassin is so personal To Me. the whole pipeline. eugh.#skl.txt
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went to a craft store the other day in order to get the materials to make a mothiva doll. turns out that this particular store doesn’t cut your fabric to a specific amount before you buy it. thusly I have ended up with a frankly appalling amount of fabric. I think like 6 or 8 yards of the stuff.
I’m gonna make SO many mothiva dolls
#from my estimation I should be able to make like. 5 or 6 at least?#depends on how much brown fabric I have#I could probably make a solid 10 from the cream colored fabric alone but she needs antennae and stuff#point is I’m gonna make So many fucking Mothivas. Zasp’s dream come true#I already made one already yesterday (will post soon) so I have the pattern finished. I’m gonna mass produce those suckers#why am I doing this? I have no idea why lmao#I just think it’d be funny to wake up everyday to like. 5 mothivas in my bed
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That moment when you have a dream about somebody and it feels so real that your brain legitimately has to take a moment to grieve its loss when you wake up and realize it isn't
#depression#technically it wasn't you in the dream#...it was jacob elordi from Euphoria (don't ask me why; i do not know)#(and even weirder; in the dream he was basically trying to circumspectly ask me and/or the friend(gf?) i was with to eat his 🍑 lmao)#(he tried to bribe/entice us by picking pears for us out of this massive tree - showing off lmao)#(mine was shaped like an upside down heart 🥲)#(so i told him like 'i don't even know how to do that. i have no experience. but like. maybe??)#('maybe? if im like 💯 sure you cleaned between the cheeks? idk it seems awfully intimate to ask of someone youre not like dating')#and then he came closer to me and let me hug him for a sec. just for a second. my arm around him & ear to his chest#and it felt so real!!!#until i woke up juuust enough to realize: jacob elordi was not real.#BUT that my brain had used the very real sense memory of hugging you to produce that dream sensation#and it made me so homesick#because your left ribs still feel like home to me#even five months later#what the fuck is wrong with me
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"how did disney's hunchback of notre dame get made" "who is a feel-good adaptation of victor hugo's tragedy the hunchback of notre dame even FOR" shut up. it's for me and izzie @wizardjail . you don't matter
#this is my life#i've been reading a lot of webarchive articles about how hond got made this afternoon lmao#an executive producer read a children's classic adaptation and told katzenberg he thought it would make a good movie#and katzenberg went to trousdale and wise who were fresh off batb's success and was like. you're doing this now#and they went cool let's make france grittier and more fucked up this time!#and then spent the rest of the production phase defending it lmao#and why did they do all that? for me and izzie.
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So you have mentioned long ago that btses and strays are similar and I was curious how? I see it in their um interesting fandoms. But I can also see similarities with blokb kinda.
well.
rapper leader that supposedly had a hand in choosing members
three rapper unit
marketed as a 'self produced' group
self love + positive reinforcement branding
weekly recurring lives/shows on vlive
huge emphasis on intl audiences to the point where there's not a lot of domestic regard
extremely poorly behaved fanbase of mostly intl fans
vocalists that can't pass muster
overrated dancer
underrated dancer that gets shafted constantly
steep increase in production budget that does nothing visually other than show off how much money the company has
#which group am i talking about? :)#kpop questions#875#skz w#i was wondering if anyone was gonna pick up on that bc this is gonna be a veryyyyyyyyyy unpopular opinion lmao#but jype and skz are quite literally using the exact same playbook and blueprint...................sorry#a lot of kpoppies and armies specifically have beef with atz and think theyre trying to be the next bts for some fucking reason#that ive never understood bc atz has NEVER been billed as a self produced group. nor are they a hiphop led group either#but they say that anyways while ignoring the fact that aside from some genre bits skz is following the EXACT same steps.#the only way they would have one upped bts is if they had actually kept all nine members bc then they would have an actually good vocalist#this isnt about music btw this is specifically about the formation and function of the groups and their branding#the music is obvs very different that's not where this angle is. music doesnt matter to kpoppies anyways#text#answers#idk. it could be a very specific coincidence like the got7/superm thing#but jype is always a little behind on trends and they're always copying so i'm leaning towards intentional#anyways. i'm ready for the unfollows and my cancellation era slkdfjsldkfj#this is maybe one of the few opinions that i do think ppl might get mad at me for real for
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It pisses me off so much that what the US is doing now is literally literally exactly what we did with Iraq and it took 20 years for us to be like "oopsie sorry yeah that was our bad 😔" and we still DIDN'T FUCKING LEARNNNNN
#txt#the imperial war machine continues on grinding up orphans to produce more parts for the imperial war machine#just WAIT until Israel makes a decision that isn't in the US's best interests & SUDDENLY the US will be like “oh actually Israel IS bad!”#just like what happened in Iraq#Because the US only cares about it's own material interests & doesn't actually fucking care about Jews lmao.#if anything the US strategically uses Jews as a shield in the middle east to maintain those material interests anyway
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2/6 fan arts i want to give to producers at vomas done
#so thats shu & gomeie's done#i still want to do one for zensen fuyuu vuvuzela & naisho no pierce 👍#i hope this is not a weird thing to do#but i will be asking each of them first if its okay. like. is it okay to give u fan art...#i cant imagine shu saying no bc i already talked to him at m3 & he told he to talk to him again at vomas lmao#or naisho no pierce bc from what i see on their twitter they appreciate like any and all fan interaction#the others i havent clocked their personalities as well. i doubt theyd say no? but im asking to be polite anyway#i never fucking talk to people im going crash so hard after vomas but theres SOOO many producers i love there this time#i cant Not at least be like. i love ur songs i rec them to everyone i know#zensen im a little afraid of bc i embarrassed myself talking to him last time when he was tabling with dopam!ne#but i love ningen-san so much if im doing fan art shikishi i have to. i have to. so i'll be brave about it#cant wait to embarrass myself to fuyuu like FUCKING THANK U FOR BEING ONE OF THE FEW PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW TO USE RIME#which is probably going to be really fucking funny considering i clip the rime plushie to my bag & have#her keychain hanging off my phone.#its been a bit since they used her maybe if i bring it up itll give them some motivation to finish another (hoping)#im so excited to goooooooo
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genuinely debating (i've been debating this for years. but.) whether or not i should bite the bullet and just fuckin. go to r/lostmedia and make a post abt the tcs movie test animations. like i don't think it'll amount to anything but i might as well try right ?
#.txt#the animations were shown at a panel that people reportedly went to so like. someone out there must know SOMETHING#i've tried contacting the company producing the film and have come up zilch but maybe someone else might be luckier#but also i fucking hate reddit lmao
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