#and they have cunty bobs
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i like to imagine lestat picking armand up by the scruff of his neck like a cat and armand just kickin around in the air
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#the vampire armand#lestat de lioncourt#assad zaman#sam reid#theyre besties your honor#and they have cunty bobs#i love them so much
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cupid messed up her paperwork when she was filing out the forms to apply for ever after and that's why her birthday changed from november 24th to february 14th. she's too embarrassed to correct everyone and it's kind of nice that she gets to celebrate her birthday twice a year. though, it's still a little sad when she spends her first november at ever after and her birthday rolls around and no one from ever after greets her. (her family at olympus and her friends at monster high do send her wishes and her gifts are waiting to be collected. shipping interdimensionally is expensive). she's a little bit sad but is extremely surprised when she goes to her first class of the day, and finds on her desk a pink cupcake with a candle on top. a note comes along with it that says 'roses are prickly and violets are violets. if you saw me visiting your old school, no you didn't. but i know the truth you've been keeping at bay, so that's why i'm secretly wishing you a happy birthday ;3 -kitty'
#based on that purple catgirl background character in monster high#who i hc as kitty having an adventure#ever after high#eah#c.a. cupid#ca cupid#kitty cheshire#i see some posts online naming that character as 'jess hire'#but i think thats only fanon and not said by any official source#thats kitty cheshire to me baybee#with a cunty ass bob#KFJSHDHSKLD#eah headcanons
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#armand your swagless aura and cunty bob have captivated me#armand#interview with the vampire#iwtv#armandaniel#amc iwtv#the vampire armand
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doodle page of some hxh and some tonaegiri (and meeee <33)
close ups under cut
+ the original reference for the cunty togiri pose
#my arts#hxh#tonaegiri#i'm not taggin everyone r u kiddin me#my hair does not look like this tezuka character ass cut but i lowkey wish it did#started experimenting with fursona designs i started rereading beastars and it's fun#can't pick a beast to settle on yet tho#sometimes when i dress masc i do that tboy slouch still and hear my mom yelling from miles away#but even when im not dressing masc i do that bc of years carrying around a heavy ass backpack..blame the education system#have been wanting to draw togiri as that photo since i first saw it. wish i had it in a better resolution rip#maybe i'll redraw it and render them in all their cunty glory <- wishful#i also need to figure out how to draw kurapika vs byakuya bc right now they look v similar with their gay ass bobs#i rlly should draw myself wearing anything other than the dysphoria hoodie but it's getting cold and it's perf for the weather
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the difference between the tumblr and twitter reactions to the boruto time skip designs has been so funny omg
#boruto#naruto#moon posts#im not gonna lie to yall i think the kids are serving DOWWWWWWNNN#like they kinda ate im sorry#there are def very fair critiques like why is sarada wearing louboutins in what looks like a sleeveless dress but is actually a romper#i don't even know a thing about sumire but why does she still look like she's going to school#i actually rly like inojins fuckass bob his whole look is very gender to me actually#chocho looks stunning too but i wish they had went for a crop top instead of a sports bra#i also just remembered inojin isn't wearing a crop top but thats ok b/c he's his own person but he would've slayed that crop top hoodie#kawaki looks sick as always#boruto i actually have no notes for like sasuke passed down looking cunty no matter what as a lesson too#did yall see his sandals yeah he ate that#shikadai got a bigger jacket which i love b/c i think jackets make everything better#i haven't rly seen mitsuki that much but i think he needs to fire his barber#himiwari looks sooooooooooo cute !!!!! my daughter is a teenager now waaaaahhhgg#ive seen a few posts comparing her to hinata which ofc they look similar but i have something to say#she reminds me of naruto a Lot and kushina too#ok thats a separate thing tho#moon tags
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the fact that johnny was sobbing after he got jumped makes me so sad!
like, this kid gets hurt by his parents ALL THE TIME and this beating was enough to make him cry!
he was shy before, but he like barely talks anymore?
he’s a shell of his former self
#bob sheldon i have BEEF WITH YOU FRENS#im taking ur fuxkin rings theyre mine now#ur not cunty enough to wear the rings sorry friend
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just realized my hair unintentionally looks like the girlie from future diary but like. a blonde more fucked up looking version of that
#bc the hair lenghts are all uneven but it looks like a mullet if it was a bob#with longer v fine hairs underneath and a fuck ass bob on top#i prob will cut it next week when i go fix these roots bc this cannot go on divas i need a fuck ass cunty bob with layers#to conceal this mess of grown out chemical cut regrowths lol#i'll finally have a bob with volume bc it always looks so flat which is why i dont cut it and i hate that#bc the way it is rn...this is literally nothing it looks long but that part is so fine all the hair is up there#ANYWAY. i need to slay im tired of being a greasy house goblin with fucked up hair#wow anna said something#anna's shitposts
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all my favs get a turn on the bob. if they didn't in canon im giving them one. this is how i show my love
#i hope you understand this#BUT LIKE ITS SO FUNNY CAUSE EVEN FOR CHARACTERS WHO DEFINITELY DONT HAVE A BOB NOW HALF OF THEM DID ONCE???#like at one time they had a bob#and maybe one day they will pass the bob on to a loved one#maybe it isnt them now but it was part of their past...#sorry i love a cunty bob it affects some of my decision making#maybe being a sailor saturn fan as a kid got to me#haruka and seiya were my favs tho to literally nobodys surprise#i like that there are multiple bob wearers in xxxholic#i also made one more xxxholic bob wearer in my head im sure you cant guess who it is#ok but like even my ocs r almost all gonna wear one at some point#wig or real#haachan and chiichan especially have the ace bob at different points in time
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lestat's hair getting longer between season 1 and 2 is so funny to me. do you think louis approached daniel after 1.07 like "daniel, i want to thank you for what you said to me last night about lestat's murder. i have been reevaluating certain events, gaining new, truer perspectives. i feel that i need to tell you, daniel.... i lied to you, and to myself, about lestat's hairstyle. it was longer than i led you to believe, more shoulder length really, though no less seductive.... i want our readers to understand that" and daniel wrote in his notes for lestat "no cunty bob"
#iwtv#iwtv amc#interview with the vampire#amc interview with the vampire#louis de pointe du lac#lestat de lioncourt#loustat
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Ngl it's kinda a shame I'm not into Splatoon. The shit that's going on looks rad. Insane. Awesomesauce even.
#dragon's stupid thoughts#imagine this one image of Squidward looking out of his window and seeing bob and pat having a ton of fun#all the squids. all the cunty squids.#like for real wtf why did they decide to make them all so cunty (<- not complaining)
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i love when gay ppl pull up with the cuntiest lil bob
i love them both especially when they have wet rat vibes <3
#interview with the vampire#iwtv#lestat de lioncourt#the vampire armand#assad zaman#sam reid#there are so many fucked up little guys in this show#and they have cunty bobs
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I need to make more ocs with cunty bobs...
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For some reason the thought of Arthur literally being EDWARDIAN is so crazy to me
Let's say he's like 35 (or around that age) and if the show is set in 1934 then my dude would've have grown up in the Edwardian Era (1901-1914)
AND AND AND I'M THINKING NOW ABOUT HOW HE WOULD HAVE BEEN AROUND FOR A BUNCHHH OF HISTORICAL EVENTS but not just Arthur, but basically every other character too
WW1 is the obvious one, but he also would have been around to remember when universal manhood suffage was passed in 1918 in England- He emigrated to the US at 17 and he was apparently too young to be drafted (the minimum age being 18 I think?) so I'm assuming he was around in England when the Representation of People Act was passed? I could be wrong, though
And NOELLLL
If Noel is middle-aged (40s-50s) he would have been a child in the victorian era 😭 that's so funny to imagine for some reason
Oh my god Daniel is from the victorian era that makes so much sense now
AND they all would've been around to see the suffragettes and to see women get the voteeee
Anddd they would've been there for the transition from ladies having long hair and minimal makeup to having those cunty bobs and cool makeup styles
#there's so much more but this post was only meant to be one sentence long#i'm a chronic yapper i'm so sorry#malevolent podcast#malevolent#arthur lester#noel finley#charlie dowd#detective noel#daniel saltzman
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too many mystery books have copaganda. idgaf about some ex cop figuring out a case by breaking every protocol in the process to harass people. give me a nosy woman who is NOT going to college and instead has a cunty bisexual bob and is in a situationship with her best friend(s) and almost gets murdered every other scene because she loves fucking up schemes & loves puzzles (<- because autism)
#nancy drew they can NEVER make me hate you#in my ideal world theres an adult aimed nancy drew book series where she can say fuck...#and itll have her killing those twink brothers. for feminism.
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This is what I mean btw
Gabby cunty (curly) bob for pt2
#oc lore#<- idk man#also no this wasnt inspired by chaewon#I had this style in mind way before#but I have to reference her 🙄🙄 cunty bob twins
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okay first of all
silly envelope doodle
okay rest of all
I CANT FUCKING BREATHE. HOLY. FUCK. THE WAY I IMMEDIATELY STOPPED BREATHING HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT I STILL CANT BREATHE PROPERLY IM freaKING THE FUCK OUT. POTATOLORD RIDDLER SKETCHES SAVE MEEEE. HOLY FUICK HOLY SHIT HOLY JESUS CHEIST. THE WAY IM ACTUALLY SHOOTING LASERS OUT OF MY EYES RN I CANT BREATHE was just rewatching s2 ep15 of gotham when i opened this im actually screaming hes so fucking fine hes literally my everything rn i, actually shaking it was so hard to get clear ohotos becayse my hands were SHAKING. i could ramble for fucking hours about how gay i am rn but my i need to go to the store really quickly so i dont have much time, ALSO THE KAYNE SKETCH?!?! good GOD FUCK MAN HOLY FUCK. you really put my two favourite men onto a peice of paper and expected me to not immediately flatline. oh my GOLLY. im so gay i will never stop staring at that fine man im literally going to explode into an oblivion lord save me now. “why he so cunty?” HE ISSSS YOU DONT EVEN KNOWWWWWW. look at how pathetic my man is look at how fucking beautiful he is.
i love this kayne sticker its everything to me he is so <333 i live him, hes my wife btw, edward nygma is also my wife, thank you so much for this food im forever in debt to you 🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
classic Bob reaction I’m so glad you love the sillies so much <3333 I’ll admit your pathetic man is very fun to draw 10/10 would kick him if given the chance
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