#and they happen to never conceive

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Burning Rotten Bridges

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[front-facing-pokemon]

[epiphainie]

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[kismetconstellations]

Recently saw some cool vld art but noticed shiro wasn’t in it and found this :(

I legitimately don’t even know what to even say anymore

With the Lance bit they were talking about him being the straightest character that is a creepy high school senior esc character, which sure there was a lot of that in the beginning

But the shiro being a cop thing??? Legitimately kills me inside :(

This is so utterly preposterous, I almost laughed out loud reading it.

I'm going to be really mean, here, and I apologize for that, but, screencapped OP,

How does it feel to be a raging homophobe? Better inform every single gay man who has ever joined the military that he's straight, now. And, also a cop and cop supporter, apparently.

I legitimately can't tell if this is meant to be bait, because this person is lacking attention in their life and desperately craves it to the point of trying to piss off total strangers on the internet, or if they're actually so proudly willfully ignorant and hateful that they can't accept a gay man who isn't a walking flamboyant stereotype.

Gay male body-builders, pilots, firemen, martial artists, mechanics, adrenaline junkies, and, yes, police officers, have now had their gay cards revoked, per our ever-so astute and open-minded screencapped original poster's brave edict.

How dare the Voltron: Legendary Defender showrunners decide to have a traditionally masculine disabled, neurodivergent trauma survivor who strives to be gentle, noble, and protective to the point of extreme selflessness, and epitomizes true, resolute and unwavering heroism, as their gay representation? It's like they were deliberately trying to upset thinly closeted bigots who reveal their true colors the instant they're met with a gay character that they don't find physically attractive and can't get off to fantasizing about, rather than make a landmark achievement in children's animation.

Seriously. Look me in the eyes and tell me to my face that this is a heterosexual man.

Putting his all into posing dramatically in skin tight pants is totally something your average heterosexual man in his twenties does, am I right?

All heterosexual animated men express anger like a typical teenage girl in any given anime.

Pouting is completely hetero.

Body language-- what's that?

It's very heterosexual of a man to assume a sulky pose that is closer to that of a teenage princess's than his male best friend's.

Straight men are also exasperated by heterosexual nonsense, don't you know.

As is usual with people who hate Shiro, the screencapped OP is demonstrating pure bigoted clown behavior.

And, just as a sidenote, Lance is the one who was excited by the prospect of being "like space cops".

@sockdooe, Please try not to let yourself be bothered by intentionally incendiary b.s.. It's a lot easier said than done, I know. But, if you can, remember, "This is the kids talking. It's not for me, it's for the kids."

Or, in this case, "It's for the clowns."

[kyouka-supremacy]

It's so funny to me when fic writers mention a new made up first encounter of sskk when it's actually part of canon and we know how it went. Akutagawa ripped off Atsushi's leg. Good luck finding anything more romantic than that

[maddie-grove]

The anti-choice “what if your mom had aborted YOU” argument is very funny to me because I was conceived partly because, when my dad was in college, a doctor told him that he couldn’t father children due to a bad case of mono. So, when my parents got married shortly after graduating, they were NOT careful about birth control. But I don’t see anyone advocating for doctors inaccurately telling nineteen-year-olds that their sperm all got boiled.

[jubjubbird]

none of you understand terminus like i do okay . okay. i. okay.

[cowboyhorsegirl]

I wonder if tasha stark & Maria hill ever get confused for each other

[front-facing-pokemon]

[the-pea-and-the-sun]

im a remake upon remake hater as much as the next guy but i really like all the different versions of death note. especially cuz most of em like. do something different with the franchise. something interesting in its own way if not outright better. like yesss what IF that happened instead. we can keep remaking death note we can make it More Better

[sphylor]

(preface this by saying im too scared to do anything) i wish i could fucking kill myself

[talentforlying]

there's a gif of matt ryan covered in blood that i have been staring at for at Least fifteen minutes now and getting very emotional about. legends of tomorrow took the pledge to fuck constantine up so seriously and now i am undone, like i still can't BELIEVE they did a version of his dangerous habits arc in live action. i'll never not feel like a kid at christmas about it.

[moinsbienquekaworu]

I thought about working a 9-5 for the next 45 years of my life and all of my love for life has evaporated

[americankimchi]

HCQ lore is so....... their friendship was doomed from the start. nothing could've changed it, nothing will ever change it, and the consequences of forcing fates to walk a different destined path are felt even now. the dead can't die and those who DID die were reborn into captivity due to the sins of the past. deep, unconditional love corrupted by and because of that love to turn into unconditional hatred. vowing to grant each other the deaths that never end up lasting. and the only one who managed to escape relatively unscathed is doomed to watch the shadows of his friends chase each other in an endless, destructive cycle of death and rebirth. ghosts who wear the faces of those long lost, tearing at each other because retribution is all that survived the changes wrought by mara, by death, and by heresy. FOREVER DOOMED BY THE NARRATIVE.........

[bosspigeon]

i've played through a few different Blood Moon routes with Beau (tho Vesper is kind of my Main Boy so i've definitely played more with him) and i'm having fun coming up with the sort of character he is

Beau, as his name might imply, is very pretty, and also very aware of it. he's also a charmer, and has a tendency to kind of lean into the blonde stereotype if people are gonna assume. so he comes off as just kind of a friendly, not terribly smart guy, but he's sharp and shrewd and observant and can be really cruel with it if he needs to be

thankfully, his pack is his Entire Soft Spot and he mostly uses his powers for good, or at the very least for the good of the pack (ie he tends to uuuh scam/straight up steal to make sure the pack is fed)

he's put so much of himself into the pack that he's not really all that good at thinking about what he actually needs or wants, which is why he winds up as the alpha oops

he's also had a huge crush on Sergi for a looooong time, but figured he wouldn't be interested and kept it to himself, and/or outright ignored it as something that could never happen

[samsaraposting]

me: ok cool im gonna finish this work assignment tomorrow morning, and i've set my alarm accordingly. snork mi mi mi...

(a few hours later)

anxiety: hey it's 4 am

me: wuh ok um im gonna sleep more th-

anxiety: itches your scalp. itches your scalp. itches your scalp