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Something I find hilarious about Damon, is just how he's completely wrong about talents. His isn't better than everyone else's. Its probably on the same level as most of them.
Jean has to know first-aid, weather patterns, memorise multiple sea routes, keep group morale high and actually save people from drowning in order to qualify as an Ultimate. Diana has to have the skill to be able to instantly identify what kinds of makeup looks good on her client, probably transform people's faces into something entirely different, and make sure to never make a mistake as she'd have to redo everything. Her eye for detail isn't something you'd find everywhere. Heck, even Kai has to memorise algorithm trends, do partnerships and such, and according to his FTEs, he manufactured an entire zeitgeist from one account, when he was doing an online marketing job his coworkers were cheating off of (even Damon thinks this is impressive), and also influenced the marketing strategies of companies that try to seem more "friendly" and "casual" on social media accounts. Wolfgang's work changes the course of lives, helping innocent people who could've gotten live sentences live freely. Wenona's responsible for basically all the food in the country.
Not to say Damon's talent isn't also extremely impressive. He has to memorise the details of any kind of topic in order to have an expert's opinion in an incredibly short period of time, and weigh it's pros and cons in order to argue for or against it. He's pretty good at the thing too, judging by his Ultimate title. Him winning enough competitions that his parents don't have to work anymore, and supposedly paying for the welfare, groceries and overall living expenses for three (or more if he also pays for any siblings or uncles and aunts) people is pretty damn impressive. It's just that most of his actual arguments about talents are so far-fetched that it's impossible not to poke holes in them.
Yeah, sure buddy, you can argue about ethics and politics, but so can literally everyone. Has he ever went outside near his country's election day?? Or ever went to a family gathering?? And that's only talking about politics. Beause he's definitely not the only one to ever have an opinion. Yeah, his arguments are backed up by actual data and stuff, but he's not the only person to ever do that, and like 99% of those people probably work office jobs. Intelligence also doesn't make his talent superior cause you have to be intelligento for every talent. He also admits in Wenona's FTEs that he wipes his memory clean in order to prepare for his next debate, so he doesn't actually learn anything.
Some talents are obviously more useful to society, like entrepreneurship or law, but debate isn't one of them. In fact, it barely changes society as a whole. It's extremely important to Damon's life and his family's, but unless he goes straight into being a politician or something, odds are he's not changing anything. Damon is pretty impressive as a person, probably more intelligent than most of his classmates, but his talent simply isn't betters than their's. Like I mentioned above, all Ultimate talents are impressive, but comparing a cosmetologist to a entreprenur, an influencer to a historian, or a debater to a lawyer... doesn't make that much sense.
Personally, I think all the characters are extremely impressive in their personal talents (because they're ultimates, duh), but tons of characters like Damon and Eva (most obvious examples) definitely aren't defined by their talents in regards to how intelligent they are, even though their characters do revolve around their Ultimates.
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Sonic Classpects <3
I designed them to be a twelve player session because I thought that was more fun :-) I didn't necessarily keep gender specific classes/aspects in mind. Do, however, keep in mind that classpects aren't always a one-to-one with characters' personalities. Sometimes, they're roles that they have to come into, or accept.
Also, if anyone draws them in their godtier outfits I will be eternally grateful. Sonic: Heir of Hope Sonic is a symbol of hope; whether he realizes it or not, his actions carry weight. That means that although overall he inspires a positive changeļæ½ļæ½ļæ½ bringing hope to othersā if he makes a mistake, it brings despair instead. In this regard, Sonic is hope personified.
Tails: Mage of Light Tails uses knowledge as a weapon, sometimes to his detriment. He's often given seemingly impossible quests, with not much time to complete them. You could argue that he's cursed to be the brains in a team full of brawns. That being said, he seeks out knowledge like a moth drawn to a flame; he lives off of it.
Knuckles: Knight of Rage Knuckles's entire purpose is to protect and serve, both his friends and Angel Island. However, rather than being a level-headed knight archetype, Knuckles is a hot-headed warrior, thinking with his fists, rather than his brain. This leads him to have a bit of an anger problem, which can also bring rage to those around him.
Amy: Sylph of Heart Amy is self-absorbed, only in the sense that she believes that what is in her heart is always right. Apart from that, she looks to heal the heavy hearts of those around her, even animals, and complete strangers. She is caring and giving at her best, and volatile and clingy at her worst.
Metal Sonic: Page of Doom Metal Sonic was built to be a harbinger of doom, and continues to do so of his own volition. He has great potential, but is held back by his own insecuritiesā which can mean he was programmed with limitations, or that he has a more human side that conflicts with his programming. Because of this, he becomes doomed himself, in an infinite cycle of being destroyed and rebuilt.
Shadow: Prince of Blood Shadow is driven by his bonds, whether it's to his friends or enemies, and those in the past or those in the future. He uses these relationships as excuses to wreak havoc. Therefore, he can be seen as selfish, whether his cause is noble or not. In truth, Shadow is more stubborn than anything. Though he defines himself by his relationships, he is often misunderstood.
Rouge: Thief of Space Rouge is incredibly patient and adaptable, traits that are imparative for a jewel thief. Her passion is taking things for herself, which may be egocentric by nature, she is known to have good intentions. She is naturally confident when it comes to her abilities, and isn't above using her feminine charm to accomplish her goals.
Blaze: Maid of Mind Blaze is calm and collected, weighing the multitude of options before acting. She also has this effect on others as well, getting them to see her reasoning. She is often rigid, as she's used to making the tough decisions, and carries that burden with responsibility. However, hardships can cause her to act out of character, being paralyzed by choice, or leaving her fiery temper to take over.
Silver: Witch of Time. Silver has been known to manipulate time, both figuratively and literally. While he can time travel with ease, he also has an unwillingness to take things as they are. That being said, he also has a tendency to end up in difficult and dreary situations. He's constantly stuck between a rock and a hard place.
Vector: Rogue of Breath Vector may be a detective, but he doesn't play by the book. He lives as he pleases, being able to slip into the role of leader, bodyguard, comedic relief, etc. However, this can make him hard to pin down. As a detective, he takes others' autonomy by bringing them to justice. This not only helps feed him and his partners, but it also keeps the streets clean.
Espio: Bard of Void Espio is a stealthy character, at first glance, Able to become invisible, he's able to stealthily gain the upper hand on his opponent. However, he also has the innate desire to show off; he's cool and he wants others to know it, even if he acts nonchalant about it. In both ways he destroys void: either by filling it or filling its role.
Charmy: Seer of Life Charmy is the charisma and joy of Team Chaotix. He wants to bring life to his friends by being upbeat and having fun. Though he may be a naĆÆve child, he's still attuned to others' feelings, and desires to empower them best he can. He isn't always great at it, sometimes coming off as annoying and overeager instead.
#sonic#sonic the hedgehog#sth#homestuck#homestuck classpect#classpect#classpecting#heir of hope#tails the fox#mage of light#knuckles the echidna#knight of rage#amy rose#sylph of heart#metal sonic#page of doom#shadow the hedgehog#prince of blood#rouge the bat#thief of space#blaze the cat#maid of mind#silver the hedgehog#witch of time#vector the crocodile#rogue of breath#espio the chameleon#bard of void#charmy bee#seer of life
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we're finally getting new countertops so i'll finally be able to actually make things like bread
#our current countertops are like really cheap tile#and they are literally impossible to clean#and the grout is just nasty
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genuinely curious how does anybody get employed. is it this hard for everyone or am i just uniquely bad at it. everyone talks about "climbing the ladder" meanwhile i am here on the ground staring up at the bottom rung of the ladder that is hanging approximately 20 feet above my head
#i am trying to break into the world of publishing and it is literally fucking impossible even though i have TWO DEGREES IN THE FIELD#i don't even qualify for the juniorest of junior roles#i bet i could apply for the job of 'make coffee for the man who cleans the windows at the publishing house' and i'd still get rejected#nothing against the man who cleans the windows at the publishing house. it's a noble job. i'd do that too if they let me
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Here it is!! My entire Eren collectionš and also a small peak at my new but slowly growing JJK one lol
If anyone wants to know where I got certain things or to see things closer up or more in detail (like keychains or smth bc I know they aren't all visible, or even my other fandom collections bc I like showing off my little trinkets) then just lmk!! And I also would love to see other people's collections too... it can be more than just Eren, let me see any collection you have that you want to show off!!
#PLEASE EXCUSE HOW DUSTY EVERYTHING IS its right next to bird cages and they make so much dustā¦ its impossible to keep clean longer than aday#not pictured is all of my silly graphic tees and my Eren shirt (literally the green one he wears in the show lol)#You cant see them but I have both of Eren's sanrio plushies on the bottom shelf of the cabinet š theyre just buried under the tinier erens#I also have some mikasa and armin plushies so this technically isn't even all of my aot stuff#can you tell im irresponsible with my money btw#I even have 2 more eren plushies on preorder rn šš TAKE MY WALLET AWAY#ch:erenj#eren jaeger#attack on titan#eren yeager#aot spoilers
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anyone else feeling fundamentally incapable of adjusting to society. also just discovered there's a 30 tag limit which i can't believe i've never hit before
#like it was one thing when i was in high school and college like wasn't socialized as a child due to not receiving schooling and growing up#sda blah blah whatever but like i'm almost 27 and i am barely functioning lol like i feel like i'm struggling to have a normal conversation#even more than i used to and i think my speech cadence is noticably off which i don't think it always has been#some of it is definitely from chronic exhaustion from having to get up too early and the stress of having a frequently panic inducing boss#but like. come on now. i can't even drive despite finally having a license because i'm too scared/distractible/poor reaction time#over a dozen antidepressants have not worked. adderall is not working great either#i'm SO much dumber than i used to be and it's driving me quite literally insane#i don't even think it's from getting covid in july because i was noticing it before although it definitely became way more noticeable after#i got this job. i've never been this bad at a job in my life and it's something anyone who knows me would assume i'd be good at#it's embarrassing. i cannot fucking remember anything i struggle to do the most basic of arithmetic to fill prescriptions i make the same#silly mistakes multiple times i am constantly asking stupid questions and still somehow fucking up all the time#it's not as bad as it was a couple months ago and frankly i'm shocked i haven't gotten fired i keep thinking that's going to happen#of course i wanted to quit this job four months ago but now i'm at like a sunk cost fallacy point unfortunately#this is obviously not like any kind of career position for many reasons but i don't know what else to do unless i move across the country#again. i'm not even qualified for anything besides animal related things and summer camp which are fine obviously but not great if you want#things like benefits or paid leave or not to get burned out as hell lmao#i don't even feel like i could do any customer service jobs because i literally struggle to put a coherent sentence together on the spot#everything is so slow. soooo slow i'm literally losing my mind which is catastrophic because my mind is all i've ever had going for me#and i'm having kind of a horrible existence lately which is exacerbating all my problems except the problems make it mostly impossible to d#anything to fix it. ok going out and doing some fun stuff for a day makes me feel better that's great. except then i need a day after that#to recover from doing things the previous day. so the only feasible day for doing things would be saturday. except on saturdays i'm#recovering from working. i literally only work 4 days and barely over 30 hours it's Not that crazy. i mean the boss is crazy and the job ca#also be crazy obviously but 30 hours a week is minimal compared to other work schedules i've maintained before#anyway but the most i can do after work is go to the store if i need to but i almost never have energy for anything fun#and the fucking bus doesn't run on sundays and walking miles to get literally anywhere takes a lot of energy i don't have#i'm about to move next weekend and i'm dreading it because it's going to be so much work and i'm so fucking tired#and i don't have any friends to help me with cleaning i might be able to get help moving my stuff but i'm not even confident about that#i might have to rent a uhaul but i would honestly rather pay somebody to help because i'm that scared of driving even for one 30 min trip#whatever....sorry i had to feel bad for myself in the tumblr dot edu tags again i'm not in therapy rn#(<- guy who should be in therapy)
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you might think i grew out my hair because I simply think it's pretty. but in truth it is so that i can eat ice cream and when i inevitably get it on my shirt, i can simply hide the stain with my hair.
#when i was young my parents never bought me white or light-colored clothing because i would get them dirty#in ways even the best detergent was impossible to get clean#(i mean we had a sour cherry tree to climb around on. and sour cherr stains are forever)#my mom was right if course.#when i was 13ish - in my parents mind old and responsible enough to get light-colored pants i wanted#i destroyed them literally the first time i wore them#didn't jusz get them dirty#fell down skateboarding and had two giant holes in both knees#i mean i was used to sturdy jeans which would have been fine probably#but yeah i am not made for light clothing#i used to only wear black band or Festival shirts for metal reasons#and earlier this year i bought two light green shirts#because it is hot af in summer#guess what happens every time i wear them#guess what happened just now as i was sitting down in a not-windy area and eating ice cream
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why does it have to be so hard to do literally anything
#just blahs#i have been staring at this disgusting counter top for like 30 minutes#i literally just have to clean ut#its not thst hard#ive already done most of the work#i just need to put a few more things away and wipe it off#but it literally seems impossible#what the fuck#I'm going to die
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I forget sometimes you guys have not watched half the shows I have,
you guys would EXPLODE if I tried to explain mort lore.
(from yk dream works's Madagascar?? yeah that guy? little brown lemur? yeah fucked up, almost completely crazed fever dream lore.)
anyway I was thinking about the cinematic parallels with chef and Chris from total drama and how it's literally the same fucking thing that happens in Hannibal mostly.
murderous eccentric loved by many: Chris
manipulates, doesn't care how many he kills because it's exciting: Chris
mutilates and disfigures people for his own enjoyment: Chris
wealthy: Chris
gets sent to jail because he's a fucking murder: Chris
pulls a good guy and turns him evil and is gay for him: Chris
I can go on and on, uh you may be saying
"what the fuck?? that happens in this show??? what's it even rated??"
it's PG, guys.. it's a kids show. total drama is surprisingly dark, it's awesome I suggest it if you like weird shows that are a spoof of survivor.
but my god is the show literally just Chris being fucking murderous and gay for chef the entire time.
THIS MAN HAS KILLED 78 PEOPLE HE CANNONICALLY WENT TO PRISON FOR IT. CHEF LITERALLY GOT HIM OUT.
(mostly it was the show getting another season, idk how they got him out of jail. 100% it was chef tho)
like they are full on murder husbands, this show is so chaotic and cringe but mostly just "CHRIS WTF" it's fucking great.
literally inlove gay murder husbands, it's fucking crazy how similar it parallels Hannibal (2013) while being older than it.
I love this show it's awesome.
#-pop#tv and movie stuff#us-the-voices talks#us the voices reviews#total drama#chris mclean#chef#Hannibal#hannibal nbc#hannibal lecter#will graham#hannigram#chrism clean x chef#no literally mort lore is so incredibly crazed and requires watching āall hail king Julianā all 3 Madagascar movies AND#āPenguins of Madagascarā the tv series. literally like 5+ seasons and 3 movies and still it's impossible to explain#mort is both life and heat death. he is both man woman and wood chips he ate his fucking wife. he is is own father and a TON of other thing#mort lore is not for the WEAKKK#I forget people haven't watched the absolute masterpiece that is all hail king Julian. I should have got nominated for like 5 awards#it's for the fucked up queers and Madagascar fans (not really but yeah)#THE BELL SNAILS#OH MY GOD#I CAN'T TELL YOU THE AMOUT OF CRAZY SHIT
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one of the biggest mistakes i've ever made was buying a shag area rug at ikea. it's impossible to vacuum. it's so hard to keep clean. the cats love to vomit on it, too, so it really is just a gigantic ordeal.
#like it's literally impossible to vacuum somehow#even on the very weakest setting it's too strong. i sometimes manage a little bit if i use a brush attachment. but that doesn't do much lol#i know now why it was on sale.#it was like $70. absolutely unheard of price. they were basically giving them away.#it looks nice though#when i spend an hour cleaning it#i've started just getting on my hands and knees and individually picking up any little things that have fallen into it#cardboard scratcher bits are a big one#but i only have time to do that every once in a while so it usually looks so bad
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This post if for šanon. Darling I have your ask. Iām not ignoring. Life just been life and I havenāt had a good moment to sit down, absorb, read and reply with equal energy. I promise I will. Your friendship is valued ā„ļø.
#yoon sucks ass at asks#I havenāt had a spare moment to just exist in like 3 weeks#itās either cleaning or going home for something or having company or grocery shopping or etc#I literally have so much respect for folks out there who can write and produce quality content consistently without huge breaks#itās literally impossible for me#messages
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took a 30 minute nap w the ac on & kittycat sleeping on me & suddenly the world is a much more beautiful place
#my sister's traveling for the week + her room is Literally Just-- well we don't have a basement it's a one story house. but it's#unfinished & was already a storeroom when she called & told us she was coming here in jan & it's been impossible#to do anything or fix anything up or work on anything since she's been here so we've been finallyyyyy#getting stuff out & cleaning & making it less of an unfinished cement place. the washer and dryer r still#in there because. again!!!! wasn't expecting to use it as a room & there's physically no other location for them in the house!! but. gettin#there... anyway point being a lot of hot unpleasant work after i got back from the slop basement. and it's finally nice#& cool & quiet here :]#my brother's picking me basil & im gonna make some pasta thing for dinner...#txt
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suicide ment againnnn
see when i was in high school, d---- posted a suicide note saying something something "this is queued, by the time it goes up I'll be dead." and at the time he was mad at me for something inconsequential so I wasn't in contact with him. also at this time this was not his FIRST faked suicide so i was like okay. whatever. but all my other friends were FREAKED out scared. kylee henke was online at the time and one of my friends sent an anon ask like "WHAT DO WE DO????" and i think she said "uhhh. call the cops in the area i guess? geez i don't know i hope your friend's okay." feel bad that got dumped on her, but it was just bc she was online and my friends were scared teens that looked up to her. anyway ppl were messaging me abt it and all i could say was "idk, he's not talking to me but he's definitely fine." which wasn't very reassuring so for THEIR sake i hopped on facebook and dm'd d----'s MOM and was like hey. can you go upstairs and check on [deadname], we're worried. and she was like yeah [deadname]'s fine, just crying in front of the computer. and i was like okay thanks. HEY EVERYONE HES FINE.
so then i think the pile of concerned dms he was getting turned into piles of "jfc dude we were worried about you" and he came online with a "WHICH ONE OF YOU MEANERS TOLD!!!" post which was VERY funny to me. idk if he ever figured out it was me bc, like i said, we weren't talking at the time.
so anyway thats where I'm coming from here.
#myaa#the first time he faked suicide i had to be sent home early from school bc i couldnt stop crying#he literally did that to punish me for lightly criticizing him lol <3#fun fact about me. i continued to have a crush on him and went on to date him like. a couple years later.#we didnt stop talking until AFTER we started living together. when it was impossible to escape his bullshit miseries#i think the final straw was that he was too scared of ants to go in the kitchen and clean his dishes#and i didnt care about ants so i wouldnt set ant traps for him#bc. it's fucking ants.#multiple faked suicides to punish me didnt do it. ants did <3 thank you ants
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When the social battery hit 0% 3 hours ago and 4 people walk into the apartment (':
#wheh#personal bitching#one is a stranger and another is someone incapable of not just. constantly speaking#i am just cranky and burnt out and honestly not up to spending my day off in a tiny apartment with 5 other people#i want to clean and shit and honestly it's so impossible for me to be productive with so many people around#so much shit ive been putting off doing because any time i have a day off i either have social obligations or i have people in my home#and i think i am going just a little bananas from the lack of personal space and time yet again#wowwww ok and the talker literally immediately came in and blew up our toilet in the time i wrote all this cool cool#not me saying to my gf i wanted to immediately go brush my teeth and lay down for bed bc ive been up since 5am and now this#sorry i need to be a little mean and angy here so i dont freak out irl i am just so not here for this moment i want to fucking scream
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I see a ton of āwriter problemsā posts on here, but I think there is one writer problem that weāve all deluded ourselves into not mentioning.
I donāt know guys, I just donāt think thereās a world in which this shit is normal
#listen I know my case is objectively severe but still#I just had to spend half of my salary to get shelves because itās literally impossible to keep a clean space with all these notebooks#writeblr#writer problems#writer memes#ghost rambles#ghostly creations
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legs & lessons in perseverance | march '23
#so.#i fell into the fireplace lol#- thats the concise summary. but ive just been unwell health wise recently. i think ms is just harrowing to deal with#because you can go for so long symptom free and then one day you wake up and everything is wrong#your body feels wrong.#i remember being constantly angry at my body as though its a separate entity. especially when i was like 17/18.#because everytime i had a bad ms relapse i would literally breakdown in angry tears like- at my body. i was good to you. im meditating#im eating healthy. im exercising. ive been good to you.#but then suddenly you cant see or youre shaking uncontrollably or your limbs are numb#or my new favourite one: a couple of weeks ago i woke up at 4 am in a cold sweat. the inside of my thigh was burning#i dont mean like. exercise burning. i mean like struck a hot iron rod burning. it was obv nerve pain but that didnt stave off the panic#so i messaged my neurologist and hes like 'yeah its fine. wanna inject yourself?'#anyway. so recently i was helping my friend get his place houseparty ready and we were cleaning out the fire place#and my legs just gave out š#and i got so angry and humiliated i kind of just wanted to go to bed and not wake up tbh#which is what i usually do but like. i was angry. angry. scorpio angry as lidya would say. so i had a nap in his bed#and when i woke up i felt slightly better and for once i thought 'im not going to let my body ruin this day for me'#and i just dragged him to the markets with me. and i still had the tremors but we bought more greens than either of us needed#and we laughed and walked and he carried me to the car at the end of the trip and it was one of the best days ive had in a long while tbh#and it feels impossible but sometimes all u need is to brush the ash from ur knees and hide the scruffs with stockings &maybe youll be ok#š#tw chronic illness#/ multiple sclerosis
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