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[pettyprocrastination]

cringe brainrot cod thought but Alien!au Simon Riley where he's a retired veteran who takes on a job of being freelance security which means accompanying a collection of scientists led but some capitalist billionaire onto an non-domesticated planet where they all inevitably get picked off one by one until he's the only one left to find their murderer is an alien gal who wants to be left the FUCK alone on her planet. Builds a little hut deep in the forest and learns if he leaves her alone she'll leave his alone on separate sides of the world- eventually they fuck idk what to tell you.

[murrpa]

what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

[jay-wasstuff]

[mydemondetoxmanual]

My husband was talking to a very straight dude at work about Deadpool and Wolverine and how I know they fucked nasty in that Honda odyssey and the dude straight up agreed 👍🏻 the power that Deadpool has is unparalleled thank you marvel Jesus

[cubbihue]

chimmy changa timmy, why do you hate muffins? am I missing some of the lore?

Timmy doesn't like how they taste. No matter who, how or where they're made, the muffins are all the same to him. It's frustrating because he knows they shouldn't be.

And each time he walks away feeling immense disappointment. Like something should've happened.

He does his best to avoid eating them, but, Timmy found that people react weirdly when you say you don't like muffins. So he eats them anyways. He's unfortunately surrounded by muffin-nuts.

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[knifearo]

"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at ����

[symbiotic-slime]

VENOM 3 HAS THE UK EQUIVALENT OF AN R RATING????

[noisyghost]

rambling out loud about the one year timeline of how getting bit by a werewolf affected ark/his body <3

[lesbianodysseus]

Whatever happened between Ekko and Jinx during the timeskip between episode 8 and 9 had Dead Girl Walking vibes, reprise or original varies based on how I’m feeling in the moment

(Those hip windows serve a purpose… I know it)

[charmac]

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

“when you were at uni you’d do an essay the morning of the essay! i was so annoyed!” screaming banging on the bars of my enclosure so upset about how they’ve known each other for literally their entire adult lives like they’ve been at this married life shit for 15 fucking years i’m fuming

[fiddlededeejester]

so poolverine, right? i feel like their relationship really shows the duality of man. violence? yeah. softness? also yeah. animalistic tendencies? yep. domestic life? absolutely. yk what i mean?

[liddlediddy]

squid game season 3 spoiler

Gi-Hun (after the inevitable Frontman reveal): if i had a nickel for every time I played the games and formed a close bond with player 001 only to be devastated when my choices directly lead to them being killed, and then later find out that not only did player 001 fake their death but turn out to be the person in charge of running the games, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[chocolatecatcupcakecheese]

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[transbisexualharveydent]

postal scribs

[buthappysoverrated]

what even is this. who the fuck even are they.