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pettyprocrastination · 2 months ago

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cringe brainrot cod thought but Alien!au Simon Riley where he's a retired veteran who takes on a job of being freelance security which means accompanying a collection of scientists led but some capitalist billionaire onto an non-domesticated planet where they all inevitably get picked off one by one until he's the only one left to find their murderer is an alien gal who wants to be left the FUCK alone on her planet. Builds a little hut deep in the forest and learns if he leaves her alone she'll leave his alone on separate sides of the world- eventually they fuck idk what to tell you.

#slowburn vibes #retired marine with old aching bones and a bad bitch with a tail all black eyes predator vision and teeth that could tear his jugular out #something something he catches her in a trap and as shes screaming and thrashing he sees the wounds left by his team. maybe has some moment #realizing this is her home and he shouldn't be here but has no way of returning #brandishing a knife he tells her if he sees her again he'll slit her throat #completely unknowing if she understands english #but he knows the threat is the same for himself #he cuts the net and she vanishing into the night #he builds a small hut in the forest #tries to harvest but whatever he picked promptly made him empty his stomach for eight hours #is resigned to a plan of ending his own life until he finds a dead animal of some sort outside of his hut with a collection of fruit #that upon eating actually tastes good #sees it as a sort of olive branch that he accepts #months pass by and he's given up on sos signals #sometimes he'll see rustling in the tall grass as he's slowly learning the flora of the planet but never says anything #until he's sitting at a fire alone (smoking the last cigarette in his pack) and says 'you can quit fucking skittering around. come on out'#and she slowly creeps out to sit near the fire #sees all the scars and realizes his team must not have been the first to try and claim this planet #and then. they fuck nasty <3 #simon riley x reader #simon riley x you #anywhoo

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murrpa · 2 months ago

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what happened in honda odyssey stays in honda odyssey💋

(bruh i struggled so much with this for no reason😭)

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jay-wasstuff · 3 months ago

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mydemondetoxmanual · 3 months ago

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My husband was talking to a very straight dude at work about Deadpool and Wolverine and how I know they fucked nasty in that Honda odyssey and the dude straight up agreed 👍🏻 the power that Deadpool has is unparalleled thank you marvel Jesus

#deadpool #wolverine #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine #deadpool 3 #they fucked nasty in that Honda odyssey

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knifearo · 10 months ago

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"asexual discourse" is so funny cause dude that's not discourse and it's never been discourse. it's not an argument and it's not a conversation bitches are just yelling at us unprompted and then making up people to get mad at 😭

#exclusionists will act like they're in the fucking trenches when they're posting #as if they're not taking the time to walk into someone else's community without provocation and start being nasty.#saw a post the other day that was saying smth aphobic and was like 'it's true and we should be allowed to say it'#babe nobody's Stopping you. you can say whatever the fuck you want.#thing is though that when you say shitty things. people don't typically like it <3 #anyway die mad sorry that you fell for heteronormativity and amatonormativity and assume both to be the norm.#i'm gonna keep creating community with other queer people and you are more than welcome to go off and die alone <3 #also if you're fr going into ace discourse in the year of our lord 2024. jesus fucking christ get a hobby #aromantic #aromanticism #arospec #aroace #aspec #talking #asexual #ace discourse #ace exclusion

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symbiotic-slime · 5 months ago

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VENOM 3 HAS THE UK EQUIVALENT OF AN R RATING????

#Sony please let them fuck nasty on the big screen please please please #gay alien sex + mpreg in venom 3 #go out with a bang #you don’t have to convince people to buy tickets to another movie please please #venom #eddie brock #venom symbiote #symbrock #venom movies #venom 3 #venom the last dance

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cubbihue · 2 months ago

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chimmy changa timmy, why do you hate muffins? am I missing some of the lore?

Timmy doesn't like how they taste. No matter who, how or where they're made, the muffins are all the same to him. It's frustrating because he knows they shouldn't be.

And each time he walks away feeling immense disappointment. Like something should've happened.

He does his best to avoid eating them, but, Timmy found that people react weirdly when you say you don't like muffins. So he eats them anyways. He's unfortunately surrounded by muffin-nuts.

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#fairly oddparents #fop #fop a new wish #fop timmy turner #fop timmy #timmy turner #chimmy changa #asks #itty bitties fop au #elliethewitch #FOR ADDITIONAL CONTEXT #SEASON 3 EPISODE 12 #ABRA CATASTROPHE #MUFFINS WERE THE PLACEHOLDER ITEM FOR RULE-FREE WISHES #timmy had a rule-free wish in the form of a muffin #but it kept falling into different peoples' hands #including a monkey and crocker #and every single character has made disastrous wishes #and theyve all commented how nasty the muffin is #chimmy changa doesnt like muffins bcs he feels like eating them should do something BIG!!!#its a weird feeling #bcs its. its a muffin #nothing happens when you eat food.#worse theyre all gross to the tongue :(#ALSO THE CHOICES I MADE FOR CHIMMYS EXPRESSIONS ARE INTENTIONAL. BTW. THERE ARE NO COLORING ERROR IN THIS ONE.#and yeah thats one big fucking muffin.#unfortunately chimmy had the eat the whole thing bcs he was gifted it and its RUDE to NOT finish the thing #i had to hunt down the fuckign. comic panel with kabru in it from dungeon meshi for this one #bcs i think chimmy and kabru has a lot in common #except chimmy's need to read people and situations is more for his own survival than for fun like kabru

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charmac · 23 days ago

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#iasip #sunny scripts #sunny 3 #dennis and dee's mom is dead #macdennis #they should have all fucked nasty my god #unheard dialogue

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noisyghost · 7 months ago

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rambling out loud about the one year timeline of how getting bit by a werewolf affected ark/his body <3

#OC #ark #posting bc u guys seem 2 like this guy #he was p skinny most of his teens/twenties bc he would just. skip meals #not even on purpose he just wouldnt pay attention #hes a lot healthier now :)#also i guess i should tag #gore //#idk if i really have the audience for it here anymore but god i wanna draw some fucked up werewolf infection/tf shit #this isnt nearly as gross as i wanna draw it but it's a little gross #i have thoughts on what the first month of werewolfery would look like and its. nasty. lol #body horror my beloved <3

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danandfuckingjonlmao · 1 month ago

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“when you were at uni you’d do an essay the morning of the essay! i was so annoyed!” screaming banging on the bars of my enclosure so upset about how they’ve known each other for literally their entire adult lives like they’ve been at this married life shit for 15 fucking years i’m fuming

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fiddlededeejester · 1 month ago

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so poolverine, right? i feel like their relationship really shows the duality of man. violence? yeah. softness? also yeah. animalistic tendencies? yep. domestic life? absolutely. yk what i mean?