#and then you got just dave

[gabe-lovebot]

oh. ok

[karkatbug]

@davekatweek Day 7: Beginnings

oh my god they were roommates

[autisticaradiamegido]

thoughts on dave and aradia (<>)?

day 356

BIG fan tbh. in this house we love and respect timerails

truly yall read this log and tell me theyre not cute

[bulbasauryeee]

hello gang. squad. i bring you more gays. this time in individual images for your convenience and for the sake of the image quality

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

DAVE: woah since when do you two hang out

JOHN: oh, hi dave! i got bored after watching through my collection of old movies from our timeline’s earth for the hundredth time, and when i mentioned that to jake, he said that dirk might have versions of those movies from his timeline’s earth saved somewhere. so i have been convincing dirk to watch stuff with me for the past few weeks.

DIRK: I’ve convinced him to watch anime with me in compensation for making me sit through so many Nic Cage flicks. I’m thinking that I should probably start with Dragon Ball or something instead of Boku no Pico like I did with Jake, though.

[fandom-err0r]

TG: no man, it’s like- it’s a rule. you gotta have fruit after you- what. no, nobody’s forcing me. it’s just a rule. like socks before shoes- nevermind.

[dykestriders]

little bit of a disgrub dave art dump from the past few months :U i think about him a lot & ive just been having the time of my life writing this guy (and davequake) speaking of disgrub our applications are open and you should totally consider hopping in if you wanna join the fun and roleplay homestuck with very cool people :]

[coridallasmultipass]

HAPPY 413! Here's more of the [non-Sburb AU] Filipino/multiracial Striders I write and draw. Bitter melon was on sale in the store, so I bought a ton, and I was like, 'How can I make this Homestuck content?' Lol. I like the taste, but I thought it would be funny to have Bro bully Dave into eating it as a punishment for being a sneaky vegetable-hating teen. (Good thing Lil Cal is always there to keep an eye on him when Bro is out.)

Idk, mostly wanted to draw the food, bc bitter melon looks so fun when it's sliced like that.

Bro and Dave are both trans men.

Image text below cut:

[Dave walks in on Bro cooking. Lil Cal is seated at the table already.] Dave: the fuck- what are you cooking Bro: Ginisang ampalaya. Heard you're not eatin' your veggies. Dave: cal... fuckin snitch Bro: HEY. Dave: seriously what is that alien dick Dave: ugh its all bumpy too Bro: Bitter melon. It tastes like cucumber skin, but has a better texture. Dave: fuckin gross Bro: What, are you a fuckin' pussy? Too white to try pagkaing Pilipino? ["Filipino food"] Dave: damn right if it involves warty dick-cumbers Dave: aint filipino no more Dave: gonna have to hog the white genes on this Bro: Here. Prob want some cock sauce on that. [The food has crisp bitter melon, melted tomatoes, and scrambled eggs.] Dave: ugh do i have to eat it Bro: Yes. [Everyone is seated at the table. 'Cock sauce' is Sriracha because of the rooster on the bottle.] Dave: oh its not bad Dave: ... [The bitterness sets in.] Lil Cal: HAA HAA Dave: is this even edible Bro: Sure is. [Bro eats it normally.] And if I hear you're not eating your vegetables... Well, I'll just have to cook more of the same thing dad used to make me. There's enough to last all week. Dave: ...fuck Bro: Eat up. It's healthy. Dave: please dont make me eat this Dave: ill eat any other vegetables ok? just not this Bro: That's what I wanna hear. But you're still finishing this one. For throwing out all that food. Dave: ugh END.

[gotasked4theurlsoigaveitawaylmao]

plushrumps arg archive final update

Reworked header to take the credits out of the toggle. A heartfelt thank you to the Feltfiends (especially @fribbitz and @ironovervine), to @nutzworth, to the Shitpost Pissdrinkers, to the anons, and to the contributors who have chosen to remain uncredited and anonymous.

A new section with Behind-the-Scenes content has been added, featuring the muns' blogs, and a summarization of the BTS convo on Feltfiends.

Cleaned up the Bulletin as it is now defunct with the ARG over. Also cleaned up parts of the site so it's neater.

And that's it! Good game, y'all. If there are small tidbits from the muns here and there, I'll do my best to add them, but otherwise, most of the work is done.

Thank you to the muns @terrorizings @classpectpokerap @orangestorapples @horsesbones @jester-vamp and @maybetheyregiants , even if it was serendipitous and spontaneous ❤️. Thank you to the servers who've had to deal with me and my annoying dramatic ass 💜. As I've said, it has been a pleasure and an honor to be your liaison, your secretary, and your archivist. And your dear friend 💙.

You may now proceed to beat this blog with hammers and put me to sleep.

[mugwot]

i can do what i want and i want a joyous davepeta pfp happy pride and dont forget to leave the cookies out for your local queers and faggots

a transparent version to put your own flags in, go crazy go stupid, please dont erase my name

[silly-chiroptera]

"Hey, Dave! I just started playing the trumpet and I've been getting pretty good. You wanna hear me play some?"

"In what world would I ever say no, eh? Let's have it, sport!" [ Just then, Jack whipped out the trumpet, holding it firmly in his hands. He took a deep breath, and... ] [ ...Oh, christ, this is horrible. The sounds that emitted from the orange freak's horrendous trumpet playing were that of a goose being choked to death. ] [ Somebody call trumpet protective services and have somebody else take this DARN TOOTER AWAY FROM HIM. ]

[ At last, the horrors of this accursed melody have died down. Jack looked to the aubergine with a grin on his face, showing his visible missing front teeth. ] [ Jack seemed proud of himself...for some reason. ] "Wow, that was.." "Horrible?" "Are you kidding? That was pure fuckin' art." "You're gonna go far, kid." "Shit, m80...you really think so?"

"Absolutely."

"Damn. I'm gonna go practice some more, then! Maybe I'll let you sit in on one of my sessions." "Catch you later, Aubergine."

[ And then just like that, Jack left the room with trumpet in hand looking confident in himself, leaving Dave by himself in the room. ] "..." "I really gotta manufacture some inconspicuous earplugs." "Old Sport's shitty trumpet playin' is gonna make me blow my fuckin' brains out."

[auxxrat]

ALSO—

Star Wars community as a WHOLE needs to talk about the constant disrespect that Tem has gotten.

[eggwishing]

hes playing i love you like a fat lady loves apples

[david-talks-sw]

Picture a sculptor.

He sculpts an animal... and it was meant to be an elephant for a kids zoo, but because of the limits of his tools at the time, he stopped at the skeleton only.

And it's a great fucking skeleton! It's got that old feel to it, like a Rodin sculpture, but with a modern vibe.

The skeleton even has fans and stuff, and the fans go "we love this badass mammoth skeleton you sculpted!"

And this sort of bothers the sculptor. Because he was going for an elephant, not a mammoth, right?

So when he finally has the right tools, he completes the sculpture, so the next generation of fans can enjoy the elephant...

... and the previous generation of fans, who grew up reading and dreaming about a mammoth for 30 years, they go "wtf". They hate it.

Now, the sculptor takes on an apprentice, who is also a fan.

The apprentice learns the technique, learns how to look at the clay, how to get the right texture... and is able to do all this without going "wtf" because he looks at this elephant sculpture through an anti-establishment lens.

"Yes, it has shorter tusks and almost no hair, but the purpose of the sculpture is to say that it should be hairier, taller and with longer tusks. The whole point is that this elephant is failing to be the mammoth it's meant to be!"

And y'know, it's art! If that’s what this elephant means to him, great.

But once the tools are passed down to him, the apprentice (along with other sculptors) takes some clay and makes the tusks longer, adds some fur, shortens the ears, etc.

Overtime, he makes it a mammoth again.

Of course, most fans are happy again, including many who were introduced to the elephant as kids, because the transition was a slow one, done carefully.

And, hey, it's a nice mammoth!

My only issue is that I grew up loving the elephant, just as it was. I think the elephant was friggin’ great.

But nowadays, whenever the elephant is brought up, it's always through the lens of "it's failing to be a mammoth" rather than what the sculptor said it's supposed to be: just an elephant.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

what up chat i am going through the inbox and i would like to make a humble request

when submitting quotes to incorrect homestuck quotes please. um. apply them to homestuck characters

hiveswap characters are fine (though we have also pointed people in the direction of hiveswap-specific quote blogs in the past) but like. jailbreak, bardquest, problem sleuth, psycholonials etc we dont really do cause to be frank most of us just arent as familiar with them. this also goes for quotes with ocs and trollsonas / kidsonas cause uh. We Dont Know Who This Is

please just keep that in mind when rollin up to submit something ok thx stay sillay

-mod dave

[knotst3r1l3]

curse these wretched organs vro what the Fuck man !!!!!!!