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The ADHD urge to dye your hair vs the autistic urge to not have even a single, little thing change right now
#i bought the dye and did a patch test#and then was like#no i cannot deal with this right now#it's too big of a change
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u ever far too stressed about something small and are like 'well guess that means it's bed time'
#way to stressed over the fact that i cant get either the uk or us version of ghosts to load#and then was like#oh it's almost 2 am#yeah#apersonwhotalks#gn
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Very smol dood of team dark during class
#can you tell this was the first time I tried drawing Omega#and then was like#oh shit#shadow the hedgehog#rouge the bat#e 123 omega#team dark#its so small
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#well#I fell asleep#and the employees called the cops on me#so that was fun to wake up to#also not going to be parking here anymore#which is a huge bummer cause idk where else to fucking park#but ngl#the cop that I met was actually the sweetest person I’ve ever met????#that’s what cops should be like#he basically realized that I was just sleeping in my car instantly#and was like#oh I’m sorry to wake you up#and then he gave me a bunch of numbers to call to help me get back on my feet#like I’m still sobbing#he only had a paper at first#and then was like#I’m not doing anything right now I can always get more numbers for you?#and I was like sure if you don’t mind#and then he walked back to his car and called his office to get more numbers for me#I’m genuinely going to look into some of these mental health ones cause holy shit I’ve never been given so much information#eventually found out that the employees called the cops on me cause they thought I was going to kidnap someone??#like it’s their employee parking lot and they didn’t want me to harm anyone#and I’m like#ok I totally get it strange car at night is there most nights#but 1 I have a super small clown car so it’s not like I could really shove anyone in here if I wanted to#and 2 I feel like some of them have seen me get out of my car so they should know I’m just a lil innocent girl#but I get it I get it#my mind would go there too#anyway to that amazing police officer (feels weird saying) I can’t thank you enough. he was the coolest and sweetest dude ever#shut up rosie
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me: can't move eyes without feeling like i'm being smashed with a sledgehammer in my forehead, has green fucking mucus in my throat, tonsils are angry (again)
urgent care: wow what the fuck is up with your tonsils that shit is huge here's some steroids
me: thank you based urgent care can you tell that to my doctor who just lets me suffer with them and thinks they're fine and won't refer me back to my fucking ent who has also commented on my tonsils multiple times?
#i love my doc but she was like#idk what an ent will do for you#and then was like#try gargling warm salt water i guess idk ive heard ents recommend that sometimes#like???? OH HAVE YOU??? MAYBE THEY COULD TELL ME.... THEMSELVES???
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m just a normal little guy. just wish the game loads faster when i wish to scum a save a little. just so i can read my evil book. please ^_^
#txt#this is about baldo#the worst part is that i actually got it the first time#and then was like#yeah#(turns page)#(immediately fails)#bg3 spoilers
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me: why am I still so upset about tech
also me: <most depressing playlist ever for the last 3 weeks>
also also me: well...okay...maybe I should pick some new songs. oh here's another depressing one!!! <adds to list>
#midnight eternal#dark sun#just pretend#Not In Love#How Not to Drown#Lapse#Do You Realize#okay fine I should#add some carly rae or#I dunno maybe some#like rush or something#I almost said death cab#and then was like#mmmm no bad idea
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the transition im crying
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
#king charles#king charles iii#king edward#king edward viii#march 25#the royal leech#royal family#britain#lmao#like to charge#reblog to cast
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something#ao3
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
#socialist#socialism#communism#anti capitalism#the belief that we won’t work under capitalism genuinely makes me so mad#like#you realize the goal of social reform is to abolish imperialism right?#there won’t be good just showing up out of nowhere without slavery and/or imperialism
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova#UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away.#then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again.#ria.txt#personal#space opera au#(<- not about what you think is about)#hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good.#xkcd#randall munroe#space#moon#anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!#ok this is about false and ren from hermitcraft#falseren
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