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myautisticpov · 2 years ago
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The ADHD urge to dye your hair vs the autistic urge to not have even a single, little thing change right now
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doueverwonder · 1 year ago
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u ever far too stressed about something small and are like 'well guess that means it's bed time'
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mira0000000-blog · 1 year ago
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Very smol dood of team dark during class
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rosicheeks · 2 years ago
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#well#I fell asleep#and the employees called the cops on me#so that was fun to wake up to#also not going to be parking here anymore#which is a huge bummer cause idk where else to fucking park#but ngl#the cop that I met was actually the sweetest person I’ve ever met????#that’s what cops should be like#he basically realized that I was just sleeping in my car instantly#and was like#oh I’m sorry to wake you up#and then he gave me a bunch of numbers to call to help me get back on my feet#like I’m still sobbing#he only had a paper at first#and then was like#I’m not doing anything right now I can always get more numbers for you?#and I was like sure if you don’t mind#and then he walked back to his car and called his office to get more numbers for me#I’m genuinely going to look into some of these mental health ones cause holy shit I’ve never been given so much information#eventually found out that the employees called the cops on me cause they thought I was going to kidnap someone??#like it’s their employee parking lot and they didn’t want me to harm anyone#and I’m like#ok I totally get it strange car at night is there most nights#but 1 I have a super small clown car so it’s not like I could really shove anyone in here if I wanted to#and 2 I feel like some of them have seen me get out of my car so they should know I’m just a lil innocent girl#but I get it I get it#my mind would go there too#anyway to that amazing police officer (feels weird saying) I can’t thank you enough. he was the coolest and sweetest dude ever#shut up rosie
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kitwilsonsass · 1 year ago
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me: can't move eyes without feeling like i'm being smashed with a sledgehammer in my forehead, has green fucking mucus in my throat, tonsils are angry (again)
urgent care: wow what the fuck is up with your tonsils that shit is huge here's some steroids
me: thank you based urgent care can you tell that to my doctor who just lets me suffer with them and thinks they're fine and won't refer me back to my fucking ent who has also commented on my tonsils multiple times?
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moonprisons · 1 year ago
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m just a normal little guy. just wish the game loads faster when i wish to scum a save a little. just so i can read my evil book. please ^_^
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niobiumao3 · 2 years ago
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me: why am I still so upset about tech
also me: <most depressing playlist ever for the last 3 weeks>
also also me: well...okay...maybe I should pick some new songs. oh here's another depressing one!!! <adds to list>
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ugartecoco · 1 year ago
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the transition im crying
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chicagoeggwhisperer · 9 months ago
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If King Charles dies on or before March 25th, 2024, he will technically be the shortest-reigning king in English history.
Anyway, like to charge, reblog to cast.
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faeriekit · 1 year ago
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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick
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stuckinapril · 1 year ago
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“you should be at the club” Brother I should literally be sent to the seaside for my health
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officialspec · 1 year ago
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walkable cities also means sittable cities send tweet
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ilona-mushroom · 11 months ago
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Not socialist in a “I won’t have to work” type of way but socialist in a “I’ll still be working but I won’t be worried I won’t make the rent” type of way. In a “billions won’t be hoarded by one person” type of way. In a “janitors, fast-food workers, child care workers, preschool teachers, hotel clerks, personal care and home health aides, and grocery store cashiers, will live comfortably” type of way. In a “the sick and elderly will be cared for” type of way. In a “no child should work” type of way.
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shithowdy · 1 year ago
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i thought my laptop was on its last leg because it was running at six billion degrees and using 100% disk space* at all times and then i turned off shadows and some other windows effects and it was immediately cured. i just did the same to my roommate's computer and its performance issues were also immediately cured. okay. i guess.
so i guess if you have creaky freezy windows 10/11 try searching "advanced system settings", go to performance settings, and uncheck "show shadows under windows" and anything else you don't want. hope that helps someone else.
*yes sorry i mean usage i posted this before bed :( i do not mean the hard drive is full aaaaghhhh
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riacte · 11 months ago
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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