#and then there's the men's team 🤡

[adamusydneys]

being an rcb fan rn is the best thing ever

[ham1lton]

maneater!yn getting into an argument w one of the drivers after the race and it going viral?

SELF MADE, ASEXUAL!

summary: as one of the very few female drivers in f1, you’re expected to be very careful. however, when a explosive video hits the internet, you have to navigate the fallout.

linked to my maneater series!

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tmzsports: MCLAREN, MEET MANEATER!: LANDO GETS EATEN ALIVE BY ANGRY YN!

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user1: the way y’all are acting like lando wasn’t yelling back is CRAZY!!!

user2: maneater strikes again 🙄 no man is safe

user3: she’s so aggressive it’s actually embarrassing to watch. no wonder no one takes her seriously in f1

user4: y’all hate yn for breathing at this point lmao

user5: bro if a male driver did this no one would care, but bc it’s yn suddenly she’s the devil 💀

user6: lando looking like he was about to cry and she DID NOT CARE LMFAOO

user7: she’s the problem. she’s always the problem.

user8: he must’ve really pissed her off bc she usually just laughs in men’s faces when they try to argue with her

user9: people calling her toxic when literally every guy on the grid has had a public meltdown at some point 💀 it’s a high level sport!!! everyone’s emotions are high. why criticise her for something you would applaud men for?

user10: “lando gets eaten alive” stopppp the internet is undefeated 😭😭

user11: yn needs to get her emotions in check. she’s in a male-dominated sport. she should know better.

— user12: she’s literally been in f1 for years. she clearly does know better if she’s still here, stay mad lol

user13: nah the real tea is what did lando say to set her off bc she was FUMING

user14: these comments are straight up misogynistic. like be real, if it was max, george, or even charles, y’all wouldn’t care

user15: y’all call her a maneater but from what i see she only “eats” men when they DESERVE it 😛

user16: “she should know better bc she’s in a male-dominated sport” actually no the MEN should know better and stop being fragile

user17: can we talk about how she was fully ready to swing on him but oscar had to step in 😭

user18: every time she blinks y’all call her a villain i can’t

— user16: like ppl r saying she should be kicked out like wtf. she should have swung on him idc

user19: yn too chopped to be acting like this LOL

— user5: imma chop your DICK off!!!

user20: if she was a man y’all would be calling her “a fighter” and “a true competitor” but bc she’s a woman she’s suddenly a problem

user21: lando def thought he was gonna win that argument and yn chewed him UP

user22: the grid walking on eggshells next race bc yn is officially in her villain era lmaoooo. can’t wait for her next trophy!!!!

user23: she told lando “maybe if you spent less time whining and more time racing you wouldn’t have dnfed” I ALMOST FELL OUT MY CHAIR 😭😭😭

user24: funny how every guy she argues with suddenly becomes a victim in the eyes of the media… wonder why that is 🤔

— user25: starts with m, ends with isogyny.

— user24: funny how lando was yelling too but only yn is getting called aggressive?? misogyny is so boring at this point

user26: yn could literally say “good morning” and half of y’all would start foaming at the mouth

user27: “mclaren, meet maneater” is sending meeee 😭😭😭

user28: praying for yn’s pr team rn

maneater: nah cause y’all stay tryna make me look crazy. “gets eaten alive”?? be fucking for real, he started yelling at ME first. maybe next time try reporting what actually happened instead of whatever dramatic fanfiction y’all cooked up for clicks. clowns. 🤡

— user1: ignore them queen!!! the ynnies in the trenches for you rn <3

— user29: maneater supremacy. keep making men cry queen 💕

— user30: the tears of your misogynistic male haters keep my skin looking youthful. <3

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[reiderwriter]

You'd Be Like Heaven To Touch♣️

Pairing: Spencer Reid X Female Reader

Word count: 2.2k

Summary: After a whirlwind weekend, you're finally ready to go home and deal with the mess you created in Vegas. But you just cannot get your new Husband out of your head.

Warnings: Oral sex (F receiving), fingering, vaginal sex, no mention of birth control, and you're going to hate me by the end of this sex scene bye

A/N: They're officially out of Vegas! I'm so excited to share the next few parts with you guys, and we finally got our first taste of smut!! Also, the Reid in the gif is the exact one I'm picturing in this scene so yeah 🤡 smirk and all 😏

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The race back to the hotel was easy compared to the ensuing rush to pack up an entire hotel room's worth of mess in the time between their arrival and their check-out time. Sure, they’d had to pack light as travelling FBI agents, but with the added mess you’d created in Spencer’s room, and the additional luggage of their marriage licence, the packing was needlessly more frantic than usual. 

When you finally did make it down to the lobby, you froze up a little, realising that you were the final one to exit your room. You watched as seven pairs of eyes shifted to you as soon as the elevator door opened, hauling your go-bag further up your arm from where it was slipping down. You thanked your past self for having the foresight to put some makeup into the bag, having used up a copious amount of your concealer to cover up any evidence of your night with Reid. You still kept a small distance from the others, just in case.

“Sorry, were you all waiting for me?” you smiled at them as you got closer, hoping that they’d not ask questions at what had taken you so long. Your eyes caught Reid’s and you could see that he was looking down at your neck. 

After an entire day morning and night in your company, you knew he’d seen the results of his handiwork. You wondered if the look that raked over you now was that of the dominant Reid from the night before, who you presumed marked you in such prominent places so people would know you were his, or that of the concerned team mate, who didn’t want to be caught and questioned by the others. You tried to shake both images from your head, not sure which would please you more. 

“It’s okay, you’re not late, the cars are being bought around now and the jet leaves in 30,” Hotch greeted you when you finally got close enough. 

“Late night, mama?” Morgan laughed at you as soon as he turned to you. “How did all that drinking last night go for you?” 

You were so wrapped up in Reid and what he may or may not be thinking that you had to pull yourself back to reality for a second to realise that Morgan had been talking to you. 

“What? Oh yeah, I guess. I don’t think I drank too much, but I did sleep like a baby, so who knows.” You laughed a little to punctuate the point, and then watched Morgan’s reaction closely. You were still looking for the two “agents” who had been witness to your marriage, after all. 

“Ooh, you didn’t sample the local goods last night then? I’ve heard that Downtown Las Vegas is the best place to meet single men, and you were just complaining that you hadn’t been out in a while,” Penelope said from beside the man. 

“No, no, the place Reid took me to was more library than bar, and as far from Downtown as you could get, so it was a nice and easy night for me.” 

“And if the local men are anything like our resident Las Vegan,” Emily jumped in, looking at Reid. “Then I’m sure they’re not really what Y/N is looking for.” She laughed and they all start making their way out of the lobby. 

You try to avoid meeting Reid’s eyes after that last comment, sure that you wouldn’t be able to stop the grimace of apology from coming to your lips. But you couldn’t help yourself, and you forced your eyes up into a small peak at his face, only to see his downturned eyes and the small smirk that was crossing his lips. 

You hung back for a second, needing to clue this out, and nudged him with your elbow. 

“What’s that look for?” you whisper at him in a harsh tone, hoping that no one was watching the two of you. 

“It’s nothing.” He says, but the smile stays on his lips. You give him another look, silently communicating that you’re not taking that first answer and he nods a little as he walks beside you. 

“If they could see the marks on your neck, they wouldn’t be thinking that I’m not what you’re looking for, right?” You could feel the heat in your cheeks, and you playfully whacked him in the arm a bit, before pushing through the doors of the hotel and feeling the sun on your cheeks once again. 

You watched him climb into the car you took earlier and stop yourself from following him. You were going to need some time to think about how you should take that last comment, and a half an hour drive outside of his presence would probably do you good. Climbing up into the other SUV, you take a deep breath, feeling all the restlessness of the night before creep up on you.

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You don’t know where you are, but you know that you’re burning up under his touch. His lips are on your skin, working their way down from your neck to the valley between your breasts and all you can hear is the sound of your own lustful moans as his hands trail further still. 

You don’t know who it is on top of you, but you know that you’re dying for him to be there, to push his tongue into your mouth and make you submit to his will. His fingers wrap around the waistband of your panties and roughly pull them down, opening you up to him. You feel his lips ghost down further still, until he’s there between your legs. 

“Is this where you wanted me, baby? So desperate to have me, my little slut.” His words send another shiver down your spine as you roll your hips up into his face again. 

He lets out a small chuckle and gives you what you want, finally lowering his tongue again and letting it meet your desperate cunt. He sets his attention on your clit, and your eyes roll back in bliss, not caring who it is between your legs giving you this much pleasure, just desperate for them to keep going. 

“Don’t stop, please, don’t stop,” you beg, fisting a handful of your mystery man’s hair. It’s soft to the touch, a little curly at the ends and it feels familiar, but you’re unable to think about it for more than a second before he’s pushing a finger into you. 

“That’s it baby. Look at you, so fucking tight around my finger. You want me to push my cock into you, you’re going to have to relax for me baby, okay?” You still don’t know who it is, but you nod for him, knowing you want nothing except everything he’s telling you that you want. 

He’s thrusting his fingers into you at a relentless pace now, adding one digit every few thrusts, until he’s up to three. His face is still buried in your pussy, tongue still flicking against your clit, his other hand pushing you down by the hips as he forces you closer and closer to the edge. 

His hand drops down to your thigh, pushing your legs further apart, and it stays there feeling overly warm, almost burning you up from just that simple touch. 

“You’re so wet for me baby, going to take my cock now?” You whimper and nod your head as fervently as you can, begging him with your eyes to push into you. He finally pulls his head up to your own, and you’re finally face-to-face with your mystery man. 

“So wet for me, right baby? So wet for your husband?” Spencer questions you as he pushes into your wet, dripping hole, and you’re so surprised that all you can do in response is moan. 

With each thrust, he drops a moan into your ears, and you feel your climax building quickly. 

“Ah fuck yes, Y/N,” you claw at his back, desperate to pull him closer. 

“Spencer, don’t stop, fuck.” Your name begins dropping from his lips like a prayer as his thrusts get sloppier, wetter, deeper. 

“Y/N… Y/N……… Y/N….” 

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“Y/N, are you finally awake? We’ve been calling your name for a minute now.” Your eyes snap open and you come face to face with Emily and JJ from the seats opposite you on the jet. 

“We thought you might be having a nightmare. Want to talk about it?” JJ asks, her voice in a hushed tone as a look of sympathy crosses over her face. 

Whatever that was, it certainly was not a nightmare. But the scenario you were in now certainly was. 

“What? Oh, yeah. I don’t know, maybe it was a nightmare.” You desperately hope you sound convincing enough for them to drop the subject. The last time you’d mentioned a lack of sleep, half of the team had approached you with different home remedies and tips for getting your full 8 hours. The last thing you needed right now was the constant reminder that you’d just had a sex dream about Spencer Reid on the jet whilst surrounded by all your close friends and colleagues. 

Including the man himself, you realised, as you stretched your neck out from its awkward sleep position, and caught the sight of him there next to you. Your car had reached the jet first earlier that day, and it had taken all of two minutes after boarding before you’d been claimed by sleep, so you hadn’t realised he’d positioned himself next to you. 

A quick glance down had told you he’d done more than that. Wrapped around your legs, and so big that it stretched over his too, was a large blanket, the one that he usually used on your longer trips home. He was asleep in the seat next to you, you noticed after an embarrassing amount of time, head resting in one of his hands, lips slightly open, looking the image of tranquillity. 

His other hand was beneath the blanket, somewhere you couldn’t see, but as you shifted slightly in your chair trying to get comfortable again, you realised it was definitely somewhere you could feel. His hand had somehow fallen into your lap, and he had a firm but sleepy grip on your left thigh, the one closest to him. Now that you had moved, so did his hand, rubbing gentle strokes into your skin every few minutes. Slow enough that you were sure he was still asleep, but still enough to have am effect.

His hand was hot against your leg, and his touch burned. You remembered the sensation from your dream and immediately did your best to temper your facial expressions, not wanting to gather any more concern from the two women opposite you at the table than you already had. 

“Y/N? If you want to talk about it, we’re always here you know? This job can be overwhelming at the best of times, and we just worked a hard case. No one would blame you for needing to take some time for yourself.” Emily looked at you in concern now, and it was taking all of your will to keep your eyes on her, and nod at the appropriate time, your brain short-circuiting now that you realised Reid was so close. 

Where did this sudden infatuation with him come from? You’d always appreciated that he was a good looking guy, but you’d never thought about him so thoroughly before, and certainly not enough to lose yourself on the jet to inappropriate thoughts. 

It was the insanity of the weekend, you told yourself, it had to be. You’d learnt more about him and accidentally, possibly, maybe slept together, and now your body was just getting it out of your system. Either that or you’d just learnt too much about his preferences and your brain was just trying to come to terms with each revelation. 

You settled back into comfortable conversation with Emily and JJ, trying your best to convince yourself that your dream had meant nothing, blocking out any noise in your head that was suggesting otherwise. 

Especially the little thought at the back of your brain that was reminding you that you hadn’t removed his hand from your thigh, and that you really didn’t want to. 

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[afterglowsainz]

august | pedri gonzalez

summary: in which pedri was never yours to begin with

fc: sophia birlem

a/n: quick short fic that has been in my drafts for so long you have no idea. anyway, what month is it?

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yourusername cruel summer 💗🌊

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friend1 prettiest girl in barcelona!

friend2 gorgeous gorgeous girl

friend3 omg mine 🥰

bffusername truly a greek goddess that came to bless us with her presence

yourusername omg 😭😭

friend4 all the beautiful girls support barcelona

yourusername so true

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pedri this is what we do during summer break

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username mate is in summer break and he’s still working at the club 🤡

username he’s definitely committed!

username boyfriend material idc

pablogavi invite me next time to build flower legos and eat donuts

pedri 😬

username who’s the girlie on the last pic 👀

username okay i didn’t thought anything of it but now i can see he was totally on a date 😭

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yourusername home-cooked meal served by us🍝

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bffusername tell me the truth did you set the kitchen on fire?

yourusername surprisingly i had a very good sous-chef 😁

friend1 lowkey wanna try your home-cooked meal

yourusername i’ll cook something specially for you🤭

friend2 “us” as in…

yourusername 😇

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pedri working hard 💪🏽

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username i was not prepared for a thirst trap

username respectfully looking at that second pic

alejandrobalde or hardly working? 🤨

pedri so funny 🙄

username football players have no need to be this hot

fcbarcelona our golden boy🌟

username unfortunately i am down bad crying at the gym after watching these

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yourusername hot summer nights 🫧

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friend2 hotter than the summer nights 🥵

yourusername stop it 🤭

bffusername see how much fun we have when you don’t cancel our plans 😁

yourusername i said sorry !!! and yes we have fun 🥰

friend1 beautiful pic but you lost all the pool games

bffusername it was sad to watch really

yourusername stop bullying me!

friend3 it’s giving hot girl summer

yourusername 😀

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pedri back to the routine ⚽️❤️‍🩹

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[landograndprix]

「Feel the magic ๛ l.n」

part iv

✧.* though you're still struggling with yourself and your relationship with lando, life is good or at least, that's what you think.

✧.* I like when reader suffers, like yes babes, cry a bit more 🥰 Toxic friends once again? Uh, yes please 🥰 this is a psa for the people who wanted to be on my taglist but never got tagged, i didn't forget or ignore you, I simply am unable to tag you and therefore removed you from the list feel free to ask me again so I can take a look at it. Taglist is open Love ya ❤️

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landonorris 🧡

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byelandooo well that's one way to hard launch lmfao

landitosainz great way to ruin a team 💀🤮

cecilemoulin wrong account you gremlin

norrisbae such a lando thing to do 😭

norry4 you're telling me lando's got a private insta too? what y'all hiding for us? 👀

maxfewtrell don't think this was meant to be posted here but where's the credit for the pictures mate?

johnnyp lucky son of a bitch

milouberger muppets 🧡

norrizz no but this is exactly how I imagined this relationship to go, just a bunch of idiots together 😭

carlandooo muppet and his crack head 🥰

mrsnorris 🤮

charlos16 man's really said hard launch

smoothoperatorr this is wrong on so many levels 🤡

carlossainz55 happy for you guys!

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mclaren first race of the season is done! 🏁 we can confirm..it was a good weekend!

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teammclaren we are so back baby!

freddiem y/n would've had pole if Milou didn't impend her like crazy

julieeeexo milou was not having y/n this weekend..first the impending, then nearly pushing her off the track during the race..

norrizz nah she was aggressive! We could've had a double podium!

norrislando p2 and p4 baby!!

matty28 the team bringing mclaren back to the front 👏

carlitonorris what's up with milou? Is she jealous because lando's and y/n's relationship seems to work out perfectly and hers and charles' didn't? 💀

chilisainz exactly what I was thinking 🤡

y/nloveee we could've had both of them on the podium but p4 for the babe is amazing too! 🧡

julianklein she's washed up, it's time for her to retire. outperformed by her teammate.

y/nloveee so everyone who's outperformed by their teammate today is washed up? Okay, cool, can't wait to see half the grid retire next week 🤡

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gossipf1 we didn't have to wait long for the proof to be posted, these pictures of Carlos and y/n have been circulating the internet since last night. Who shared the pictures is unknown.

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chilisainz considering these are very personal pictures and not random paparazzi shots, I'm willing to bet money on one of their friends leaking them..won't be the first time y/n gets screwed over like that..

carlandooo no because i think you're right 😔

charlessainz no but why are they actually giving?

leclerc_16 but why do they look so cute together? 👀

norrismax I can't be the only one finding this extremely uncomfortable..why would someone leak these pictures..you can't trust anybody anymore..

jamoniconico can't she just leave these drivers alone? 🤨

joeyy000 these men really out here pulling the baddest girl on the grid..

carlito55 see I prefer this duo over whatever lando and y/n is..

verstappencharles yes!!!!

maxmaxmax imagine being lando and seeing this and reading people prefer Carlos over you 😔

brocadesmerc why does she feel the need to date every single driver on the grid? Who's next, Charles? Esteban?

hammertime considering her ex Thomas is spanish too, I'd guess she's got a type and it's not french 😭

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[pharawee]

It's been a week already, so here I am with the third part of my Pit Babe novel commentary.

(You can find the first two parts here and here.)

First things first, though. North is an omega. Do with that information what you will. 🤡

Meanwhile, Charlie and Babe are back at it again (because of course they are) and this time they're not taking any prisoners. Poor Way is on the phone with Babe as Charlie does his best to please~ him. In various ways. Way is very confused. All he wants is for Babe to tell him which car he wants him to buy. You know, if this is Way's villain origin story then I'm not even mad.

Charlie mercifully ends the call before things can get a bit too obvious, only for Babe to pick up the phone again to make an x-rated recording of them going at it like bunnies. Keep this in mind for later.

But anyway. It's finally time for Charlie's initiation into Team X-Hunter - that is, if he manages to pass Alan's test: compete against Pit Babe himself. As if Charlie wasn't nervous enough about it already. Naturally, he loses, and he's really upset about it too - not because he failed the test but because he failed his friends. Aw. But no one really expected him to win against Babe anyway, Alan merely wanted to test his determination, and so he's welcomed as the newest member of the team. Competitive racing really is that easy, I guess.

One almost-love confession later (Babe can't quite bring himself to say it but he doesn't need to. Charlie knows.) they're back to actually teaching Charlie how to race. Since Babe is still healing from his injuries, he can only (very stylishly) watch from the sidelines as the other members of X-Hunter take over as Charlie's teachers. Today it's North's turn and remember? He's the only omega on the team. Naturally, Babe is jealous. They (dirty-)talk it out. Charlie can now smell Babe's emotions, while Babe has all but lost his heightened senses. Hm.

Later, in the locker room while Charlie is busy racing, Babe comes across Way. Or is it the other way around? It seems like Way really wants to talk to him - or rather, talk him out of being with Charlie. Something's really fishy about the way he phrases things. Manipulate, mansplain, malewife. Or something. But the thing is? For some strange reason it's working, even on someone as headstrong and stubborn as Babe (and the only reason why Babe isn't immediately giving in to Way's weirdly cruel love confession is because his heart is full of Charlie). All these moments when Way and he seemed so flirty and close? Suddenly they've become very, very creepy. Hmm.

Anyway. It's time for Charlie to pay another visit to his mysterious clients and/or family. He never really says (but we now know better). But, oh no! He's left his wallet! Luckily, he's got the world's best not-quite-boyfriend to try and catch up with him before it's too late.

And here's where things go very, very wrong.

(I'm putting the rest of this post under a cut because of major spoilers and a content warning for SA and grooming. Please take care.💜)

Because that's not a taxi Babe sees Charlie getting into. It's one of his "father's" limousines, along with some of his men. Preparing for the worst, Babe follows.

Meanwhile, Charlie is meeting up with his adopted father. Their coversation goes about as expected, with Charlie refusing to return home and bring Babe with him while he's at it, because they've indeed been adopted by the same man. Charming.

This is the moment when Babe barges into the room, thinking that he's here to save Charlie before very quickly realising the truth: that he's been manipulated and played and lied to.

I need you to realise how much of a nightmare this is for Babe. He's spent over a decade running from an adoptive father who wants to trap and abuse him, and now the only person he trusts (and loves, but we don't talk about that) has led him straight back into that trap.

So basically, Babe's sanity is slowly unravelling at the seams. He immediately takes off, with Charlie following him outside and into the rain (because of course it's raining - it's much more dramatic that way). When Charlie attempts to stop him and explain, Babe (understandably) lashes out. He punches Charlie's glasses right off his face, failing to understand why he's the one who's hurting when it's Charlie who should be feeling guilty.

Oh, and then there's this bit:

"I thought you liked racing…" Babe's voice was trembling and soft, completely different from before, "…I thought you loved me."

I barely survived reading this. I'm here for fun omegaverse shenanigans dammit!!

So, yeah, Babe returns home alone, and even though he doesn't want to, he forces himself to remember what happened with his adoptive father, because as it turns out Charlie's betrayal has the most horrifying of implications:

You see, Babe was adopted because he was an alpha with special abilities. But he wasn't the only one, there were other adopted alpha children with special abilities that Babe was never allowed to meet. Eventually, Babe learned about the existence of enigmas who stand above even alphas and are so strong (and thankfully rare) that they can turn any alpha they have sex with into omegas and impregnate them. Children from these unions have a 99% chance to be alphas with special abilities. See where this is going?

Let me spell it out for you - because clearly this isn't wtf-inducing enough: Babe is essentially the main ingredient in his adoptive father's breeding program.

But wait! It gets even worse! 🤡🤡

Babe, alone and at his lowest, deduces that Charlie must the enigma that was sent to lure him back.

And if that's true, then maybe he's already been changed from an alpha into an omega (because his heightened senses are gone, remember?). Maybe he's already pregnant.

And this is what sends Babe completely over the edge (same here, Babe, same here...) because he is positively traumatised by the thought of having children and fulfilling his adoptive father's sick wishes. He doesn't want children. The very thought makes him sick. He values his autonomy above all else. He never even has sex with omegas because he refuses to get anyone pregnant.

Only now he's about to get a pregnancy test because he was stupid enough to fall for a cute, innocent boy with glasses.

Enter Charlie who of course still knows the code to Babe's condo. Babe barricades himself in his bedroom while Charlie tells him his side of the story. How he was adopted by the same man, and how he was quite content with his life until he learned about his father's plan to get one of his other adoptive children pregnant - by force if necessary. Charlie felt sorry for this older adoptive brother but since he only knew his name - Babe - he bid his time until he heard about a racer named Pit Babe. Charlie started hanging out at the races and in turn fell in love with racing (and with Babe).

Fast forward to now, only of course Babe doesn't believe him because he must be the enigma, right?

Nope, turns out Charlie is an alpha after all, only his special ability is stealing other alphas' special abilities.

And his grand plan? To take away what makes Babe special so their adoptive father will no longer be interested in breeding (ugh...) him.

Which leaves us (and Babe) with one problem: Wtf Charlie, you don't just steal people's abilities without their consent - especially not when you claim to love them.

So yeah, their whole relationship is based on lies and manipulation, and Charlie essentially stole Babe's heightened senses by having sex with him.

Babe starts crying, Charlie starts crying, then they start having hatesex (which usually ends all their arguments). This fixes things for about five minutes until Babe starts sobbing for real. He wants Charlie to leave. He can't even stand to look at him.

And so Charlie leaves and moves in with his other adoptive brother, Jeff. We'd already established that Jeff is an omega. However, he's a special omega (because why else would he have been adopted too?).

Jeff can see the future. 🤡🤡🤡

He was incredibly valuable to their adoptive father until he probably realised what that meant for him, so one day Jeff took a stroll outside and let himself get hit by a car, claiming that this had him lose his abilities. Naturally, he was promptly discarded, but he seems to live a comfortable life protected by Charlie. He's exactly as aloof as Pon plays him in the series. I love Jeff, ok?

Meanwhile, Babe's back to his old habits, trying to chase away his thoughts of Charlie by getting it on with other alphas. Only it doesn't work. He blames their scent, of course, but he's clearly still hung up on Charlie. Drunk and miserable, he rediscovers the spicy video of Charlie and him that he recorded on his phone and promptly starts masturbating (as you do). When Charlie calls him, he picks up out of habit. Babe is angry (and horny) and Charlie is sad (and horny) so they have phone sex (and they're still really into calling each other papa and daddy - which, you know, there might be better pet names considering who's their adoptive father but ok).

Babe still doesn't want to see Charlie, and as Charlie later aptly puts it:

"Because I chose the starting point myself without asking him. So now I have to let him choose the ending he is most comfortable with."

Much, much later, the racing season picks back up again. Turns out the whole race track had to shut down for an investigation into Babe's accident. It's Charlie's first race and there's some kind of qualifying for future rounds. But, surprise! Babe will be racing too. He's too stubborn to let Charlie win the title. To the surprise of absolutely no one (except for Charlie who's worried about Babe's barely-healed injuries) Babe easily wins, with Charlie (who's overwhelmed by his new heightened senses) coming in fourth place. Plot twist (but really actually not...): Babe doesn't need to rely on his senses to win because he has years of experience to draw from.

After the race, Charlie follows Babe into the locker room. They talk it out. This somehow involves a blowjob but I'm not judging. Babe still won't forgive Charlie, saying:

"You think I love you more than I love myself?"

Which is an incredibly powerful thing to say and I hope they keep this for the series.

Later that night, Babe meets up with Way because he doesn't want to be alone. Things with him have been awkward since that day in the locker room when Way basically confessed, but for some reason Babe won't hold it against him. Way is right, after all (Hmmm.). Only, Way won't let things be and somehow, without Babe noticing, they're suddenly kissing.

And then Babe goes motionless and still as Way starts undressing him. He's stopped just in time by a very panicky Charlie. When Babe comes to he doesn't know what's going on until Charlie tells him.

Way is their adoptive brother and he can hypnotise alphas.

Because DUN DUN DUN! Way is the enigma.

To be continued. 🤡🤡🤡🤡

[movingthisblogcelestialtarot11]

Astro Observations <3

My best friend has Gemini over her 12th house, and I’m a Gemini Venus. I always said to her that her spirit guides know me, and in fact they talk to me to get messages to her. It makes sense given our shared 12th house placement. She has Saturn over her 12th house and found it difficult to communicate with the spirit realm. But through me, it’s like I’m the gateway to her receiving the messages she needs to hear. Straight up, spirit talks through me like a normal person. Our connections runs deep and its easy for us to communicate spiritually. Likewise, she has dreams that are related to me and she gives me warnings of anything I need to know :)

Having sun in the 10th house composite of a relationship, the breakup/ending/issues can be public against the couples will. Be careful, people will want to leak personal information to the public even if they aren’t meant to do so. Also, major power couple vibes. People strive to copy this couple and may send evil eye their way. This couple embodies Pinterest 😤 a walking pinterest board

Pluto in the 10th and having an emotional reactive father figure. Hi 🤗✨ and then equally arguing with their father if the native has fire/earth placements. Ya’ll got facts to spit ☕️ but also thats because you guys hold in everything you want to say, so at some point it bubbles out.

Pluto in the 4th house and having an emotionally turbulent mother. Hi :) maybe she was diagnosed with BPD as well. Any moon-Pluto aspect can indicate the mother having BPD, or narcissistic tendencies.

Jupiter in Leo women will not settle for less than they deserve. They are fierce in what they want in a partner.

Jupiter in virgo indicates marrying a spiritual partner. Someone who will share spiritual awakenings with you.

Virgo’s tend to grow spiritually as they get older, and they are great at manifesting abundance/ spiritual help. They have a whole team of ancestors by their side 😤 the type to call on their ancestors after someone drops a petty comment

Also, women with jupiter in virgo are incredibly detailed when it comes to their partner and who they will date. They want a partner who will represent them, not just anyone. Even with males this can be true. Women with jupiter in virgo knows they worked hard to get to where they are at, so they want a partner who will be on their level. They know that their partner is a reflection of their healing. A reflection of them as a whole. So just like jupiter in leo, jupiter in virgo women will not settle for less than they deserve

P.S Jupiter in virgo women come up with the most funniest roasts for men they don’t like 🤡💅🏻 they’re real quick and sassy with it & blunt. Same with Jupiter in leo women.

Gemini venus, when ya’ll get your nails done just KNOW abundance is coming your way. Caring for your hands/using them to create/ scripting with them is how you manifest. You don’t absolutely need to get your nails done if you’re not a baddie like that (and thats fine ☺️) you’re still a baddie using your words to make anything come true. If you have a taurus degree on your venus, buying necklaces, rings, will also attract abundance to you 💅🏻 even getting a tattoo on your neck/hands can help greatly

Thank ya’ll so much for reading, hope you guys found it resonated and found it funny ☺️💗 its meant to be a great time reading these posts but also informative! I appreciate all the support send my way 🌀✨☕️

Book a reading with me here 🤍

[mommahughes19-23]

Thanks Devil Babies - N.H

@mrs.cap : thanks u to the devils , my media girlies , and the fans for a sick season

tagged : @nicohischier @njdevils @devilsmediateam @jackhughes

location : nicos heart

ninahischier : mein lieblingspaar, ich kann es kaum erwarten, dich zu sehen, meine schwester😭 ( my favorite couple, cant wait to see you my sister )

↪ mrs.cap : hör sofort damit auf, denn ich kann es kaum erwarten, dich wiederzusehen!🤧 ( stop this right now because i cant wait to See you more! )

nicohischier : 💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️💓❤️

dawson1417 : mrs cap in all her bad bitch glory 🤩🤩

↪ mrs.cap : youalreadyknowwhoitisbitches @dawson11417

jesperbratt : mr and mrs cap the team miss u 🫡

tmeier96 : bekomme ich also in dieser nebensaison besuch oder muss ich warten, bis Nico nach hause kommt?😤 ( so do I get a visit this off season or do i have to wait for Nico to come home? )

↪ mrs.cap : auf dich, meine mitschweizer, musst du warten. 🤡 ( for you my fellow Swiss, you must wait. )

jackhughes : ok @mrs.cap just use the WORST FUCKING PICTURE OF ME YOU CAN FIND😤

lhughes_06 : oh oh oh oh imma come see u sooooon

↪ mrs.cap : PLEASE DO MY LUKEYYYYY @lhughes_06

tofff73 : 🤡🤡

john.marino97 : why do I never get a shout out or tag?🤨

↪ mrs.cap : bc u didn't ask ? to be fair jack threatens my first born every time he doesnt get a tag 🫨

↪ jackhughes : smh why would I ever do such a cruel thing ( ur offspring is safe for now ) 🫷🏻

pally_18 : BABBBBY COME BACK WE MISS YOUUU AND I NEED MORE INSTA PICSS🫨

↪ mrs.cap : is that all u see me as pally? a means to instagram worthy content?🤬

↪ pally_18 : uhhhhhhh and a beautiful girl who's dating my wonderful captain 😬

↪ mrs.cap : that's what I fucking thought bud

bssmith : gangs all here🤫

ehaula : why do you look like a fan about to shit herself in the 4th slide?

↪ mrs.cap : MAYBE BC I AM AND WAS AND GOT TO MeET MY idoL NICO HISCHIER!?!?!??!

curtislazar95 : a bunch of dweeeeeebs

↪ mrs.cap : ur son would disagree 🤷🏻‍♀️

A.N :

Here's a Nico thing, in this the reader is also Swiss German bc I just felt like it ok.

I love Nico and I love the devils and I love hockey and I love hockey men.

im off to work soon so I will try to have another up tonight :D

ps. if you want I posted a what to expect post so you can comment and tell me if there's one in particular you want uploaded sooner than the rest and I will make it my priority! (still working on the written one those take a bit longer for me.)

that's all.

xoxoxoxoxox, M

Tags : @lukey-pookie-hughes43 and @skylershines

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

I’m team Leona x Miss Raven all the way let’s goooooo

Why is this a series now: Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 3

I-IT’S NOT A COMPETITION……………………… ………. ………. ……. … ..: .. .. . ……::::…… …. .. . . .. . .::.. ….. … . ..: . Wh-What is happening here… Should I be concerned 🤡

NEiTHER OF THEM ARE A sERIOUS CONTeNDOR aS A BAaChElor… Y’all get that, right? … Right?

I entertained Leona x Raven as a crack ship because I thought it would ironic if the second-born prince yet again was left “second place” (this time in matters of romance) and because child!me thought Scar x Zazu was a thing. Ah, one sided love… There’s also intrigue that could come from someone of noble birth taking an interest in someone whom he sees as so beneath him… but also them finding middle ground in being “cursed” outcasts Beauty and the Beast, anyone… Ijchsksbskw I like the idea of them constantly butting heads again, real Scar x Zazu of them even if they mutually (and begrudgingly) respect one another’s skills. I ended up thinking about this a lot more than I think I should have, and it got… too fleshed out… There’s lots of avenues to explore here, so I think I kind of get where you’re coming from, Anon.

Silver x Raven is cute in its own right but is also very picturesque. Where’s the flavor… Where is it… It feels like a lot of their troubles would come from silly misunderstandings or miscommunications more than anything… or maybe issues dealing with the rest of Diasomnia being curious or invasive?? The emotional stakes feel lower because of Silver’s tendencies to fix problems rafter than make them. He’s too good, man. Maybe their biggest conflict is trying to convince the other they are “worth” loving as a partner since these two idiots have some pretty bad self-esteem. They have to earn that fairy tale ending!

… Anyway, there is something really “NRC” about the image of two visibly buff men have you seen the arms on L*ona and Silber glowering (well, Leona’s glowering, Silver is staring off into space really fiercely) at each other while Miss Raven suffocates between them and begs them to please just be chill, be normal for once 💀 Your typical day at NRC… The sun is shining, the birds are chirping, and yet another brawl is on the cusp of breaking out because Person A breathed in Person B’s general direction the wrong way or something.

(“H-How am I going to explain this to the headmaster?!” Miss Raven would surely groan. Silver would apologize for the trouble, Leona would say the other guy had it comin’ to him.)

P.S. I can’t believe J word the OG was completely left out of the running/j 😂 though I guess since this is a discussion about alternate ships, it’s fair to sit him in the time-out corner www

[frigid666]

too many 🤡s in the comment section of megan thee stallion’s most recent ig post. “u need to be locked up” and “take accountability” and “free torey” like STFUUUU FUCK YOU. like she said in hiss, go to jpay, quit spamming her social media with bs cuz she doesn’t gaf. i hope she doesn’t respond to any of it. she probably won’t, from what ive heard, she has someone who monitors her social media for her. she’s promoting her newest business venture, booked and busy meanwhile his clown ass is getting stabbed in jail over something that has nothing to do with her, and people are STILL blaming her. “take accountability” why doesn’t anyone expect that grown man to take accountability?? it’s literally his own fucking fault he’s locked away rn. everything matters when it comes to women, but men can’t be judged for anything, including who they keep in their inner circle. torey’s friendship with dababy makes complete sense, since he also got into legal trouble for killing someone with a gun at a Walmart. they’re BOTH immature, trigger happy manbabies who leech off megan for attention and clout. recently dababy was begging megan back because his career his flopping without her. and torey would also be some random had he not fired a gun at her during a domestic dispute. and now his legal team is claiming there’s “new evidence” that it wasn’t him who shot her, instead it was her then friend kelsey? like first off i thought megan lied about being shot? so now they’re admitting she was hurt that night? and of course they’re running their mouths about it on social media instead of pursuing legal action because they know it’s all bullshit that wouldnt stand up to actual legal scrutiny, and his mentally delayed defenders are the only people who would believe it uncritically. i highly doubt his people are actually going to do anything with this “new evidence,” all they wanted to do was reignite hate against megan and get his name back in the news (in connection to her) for sympathy and more clout/attention. they’re literally proving her right everyday that they can’t make money or a name for themselves without her. im tired of all these abuse apologists LEAVE THAT GIRL ALONE !!! LEAVE HER ALONE AND FUCK OFF AND DIE !!

[the-most-humble-blog]

🔥 THE IRREFUTABLE MATH & SCIENCE BEHIND WHY “EQUALITY” IS A FAIRYTALE🔥

WHY MODERN SOCIETY PROMOTES THE OPPOSITE OF “TOLERANCE”

📌 “We just want equality!” screams the movement that thrives on outrage, manufactured victimhood, and eroding meritocracy. 📌 “Feminism is about fairness!” they say—while demanding one-sided benefits, unearned advantages, and special treatment. 📌 “We stand for tolerance!” while canceling, silencing, and demonizing anyone who dares to question their contradictions.

But what happens when you strip away the emotional rhetoric and apply pure, irrefutable logic, math, and science?

🔥 It falls apart instantly. 🔥

Welcome to the cold, mathematical breakdown of why “equality” is a myth and why feminism isn’t about fairness—it’s about control.

And if you can’t handle numbers, logic, and provable reality? 📌 Congratulations. You just earned a spot on the Kamala Soccer Team.

🚀 1️⃣ IRREFUTABLE SCIENCE: MEN & WOMEN ARE NOT “EQUAL” 🚀

Let’s start with basic biological, neurological, and psychological facts.

💀 PHYSICAL DIFFERENCES: IT’S NOT EVEN CLOSE.

✔ Muscle Mass & Strength:

Men have 61% more upper body muscle mass than women. (Source: Journal of Applied Physiology)

Average male grip strength is stronger than 99% of female grip strength. (Source: National Library of Medicine)

Men’s bone density is 30% higher, making them far more resistant to fractures. (Source: American Journal of Physical Anthropology)

✔ Athletic Performance Disparity:

The fastest female sprinter in history (Florence Griffith-Joyner, 10.49s 100m) would be beaten by over 14,000 male athletes today. (Source: Olympic Records & High School Track Data)

The top-ranked female tennis player, Serena Williams, admitted she would struggle to beat the 700th-ranked male player.

📌 The idea of “equality” in physical ability? Mathematically absurd.

🧠 2️⃣ NEUROLOGICAL DIFFERENCES: THE BRAINS AREN’T BUILT THE SAME.

🔹 Men have 10% larger brain volume than women. (Source: Neuroscientific Research, Oxford) 🔹 Men excel in spatial reasoning, complex problem-solving, and pattern recognition. 🔹 Women show stronger verbal skills but score lower in mechanical reasoning and abstract problem-solving. 🔹 Men have a higher tolerance for stress and risk-taking, making them better suited for high-stakes industries. (Source: Psychological Bulletin, APA)

📌 Not worse, not better—just DIFFERENT. The idea that both genders should perform equally in all fields? Mathematically baseless.

📉 3️⃣ THE EQUALITY DELUSION: ACTUAL DATA EXPOSES THE LIE

Feminists push the “oppression” narrative, but the hard data? Says otherwise.

🔹 Workplace Deaths: ✔ 93% of workplace deaths are men. ✔ The most dangerous jobs—logging, construction, military, oil drilling—are overwhelmingly male. (Source: U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics)

🔹 Family Court & Custody: ✔ Men lose custody battles 85% of the time. ✔ Women initiate 70% of divorces, but still walk away with assets and child support. (Source: National Center for Family & Marriage Research)

🔹 Criminal Sentencing Disparity: ✔ Women receive 63% lighter sentences for the exact same crimes as men. ✔ Men are far more likely to be falsely accused of crimes without evidence. (Source: U.S. Sentencing Commission)

📌 Feminists scream about “oppression” but ignore all the areas where they hold privilege.

🤡 4️⃣ MODERN FEMINISM = ANYTHING BUT “TOLERANCE”

For a movement that claims to be about “equality” and “acceptance,” feminism today:

❌ Silences anyone who disagrees. ❌ Cancels men for opinions they don’t like. ❌ Demonizes masculinity while demanding the benefits of it. ❌ Crushes meritocracy by forcing quotas instead of earning positions.

✔ They claim they want “strong men” but shame men who exhibit strength. ✔ They claim they want “equality” but demand special treatment. ✔ They claim they want “respect” but refuse to be held to the same standards as men.

📌 It’s not about tolerance—it’s about CONTROL.

🛑 FINAL VERDICT: EQUALITY IS A MYTH—MATH & SCIENCE PROVE IT.

Men and women are not interchangeable. Biology, neurology, and psychology prove this without a doubt. Feminism? It has devolved into a movement of control, entitlement, and special privileges—not actual fairness.

If you reject math, science, and facts? 💀 You belong on the Kamala Soccer Team.

🚀 REBLOG if you’re tired of fabricated narratives. 🔥 FOLLOW if you know real tolerance comes from truth, not censorship. 💀 LIKE if you support facts over feelings. 💬 COMMENT if you’ve ever seen “equality” crumble the second reality hits.

⚖️ LEGAL DISCLAIMER: This post is written for the purpose of artistic expression, cultural commentary, and psychological exploration of social and gender dynamics. It does not condone or encourage violence, harassment, or discrimination of any kind. Any references to power, strength, restraint, or critique are metaphorical, symbolic, and rooted in historical and cultural analysis. This is not a call to action — it’s a cultural mirror. If you feel offended, ask yourself if it’s from actual harm — or from seeing something you hoped no one would say out loud.

✨ TL;DR: If you're mad, it’s probably not because it’s wrong — it’s because you know it’s true.

[urauntiefaye]

YK, I can't move on from badboy Jo yet🌚.Uh, I really don't mind if he bothers me constantly, rude to me, or takes my things a lot🫦. The Gakuran he wears is open, has a scar on his face, often gets into trouble, but he is very handsome when he gets up to mischief🧎‍♀️.

I'll be the nerd who has a crush on him until he falls harder for me 👀. Until he was obsessed with wanting to make me his one and only sl—i mean his girlfriend🗿.

Imagining himself constantly jealous, obsessed with nerds like me🫥. Imma make him fall harder untill he desperate to 'take' me💥

Need him to threw me into the 'school warehouse' 🌚

CW: ⚠️ Jo is a meanie, not really smut but smut related? I don't know man

AHH NO! STOP(do not stop), please bad boy Jo UGGHH 😭😭😭, when I first got into &team and saw Jo I was like "awe, he's so cute 🥺💞". But then BAM he pulls out his bad boy card which got me feeling things! When you mentioned him slowly falling and turning obsessed with you🥴. NEED like I imagine him being mean to you and slightly teasing you a little but you can't help but find him hot and get turned on when he does 😫. You secretly crushing on him thinking that's it's a one sided crush. But you're also so oblivious to the fact that he does indeed like you he just sucks at showing it 🤡. But he does secretly think about you, he can't get out of his head the image of you sucking on that Popsicle just the other day wishing it was his dick instead 😔. But it really doesn't click that he likes you until one day at school when it's lunch time that he sees you talking to some guy who you just so happen to put your hand on his shoulder to stabilize yourself from laughing too hard at his jokes. In which Jo goes on autopilot and storms up to you and grabs your wrist dragging you away to the different building which is the warehouse like you stated. And then BAM he slams you down and can't help but call you a slut for talking to another man and he says something like "who told you it was okay to talk to other men?". Him being pissed and horny ends up fucking you to remind you that belong to him and him only 🥺. He's so rough with you but you love it.

[cjbennet]

Soooo I've finished the Death Stranding 2. Game movie, not the game, unfortunately.

That being said, pregnant dogs, gentle women and smoking children, step away from the screen because

SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

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Are they gone? Good ;)

First, it may seem I'm only interested in Higgs.

That's not true. This story gives me a lot to think about, sometimes it's too personal. For example, a lot of scenes are very reminiscent of my own nightmares. It's very-very scary and I don't want to talk about that, obviously.

Higgs (aka Chickpea) is just the funniest part of the game with a really sittable face (Jesus, don't look)

There are still tone of moments I need to "digest" after finishing so not the deepest review here.

Second, making DS and DS2 a "Pointing fingers Spider-men" meme was... a choice.

Third, killing Fragile off was completely unnecessary. They could come up with other ways to transport Lou to the Spirit world. I looked like devs just wanted to make Sam suffer more. Why?.. 🤷‍♀️

Forth, with all the PC media we've been getting for the last 15-ish years some moments rubbed me the wrong way. Don't @ me, ok? ✋ Almost always it reeks of falsh, insincerity and greed which I'll never tolerate in any creative piece. Never. It's disrespectful to the audience. And here I wasn't completely bought on the intentions of some scenes.

Fifth, on the brighter side, Chickpea is still a complete and utter dunce 🤡✨❤️ Like, negative IQ. And I LOVE that. I lost count of times he got Team Rocket-ed. You go, little budgie! Just keep chirping at that other stupid bird from the mirror!

Sixth (I regret starting this count🙃), speaking of Chickpea. I thought his death was very anti-climactic and ridiculing. Like, really? That's all he gets?

But then I started thinking. And yeah, my idiot-sexuality got the best of me.

How many people he killed for a chick he was simping after? And how many after he got friend-zoned? He's saying it's his revenge. But revenge implies there was a hurtful action to you without any reason. Higgs, on the other hand, hurt A LOT of people first! It's not injustice, it's karma and he got the end he actually deserved.

Higgs is the best example of an adult who refuses to take responsibility for his actions. Tbh it's kinda pathetic.

This man-child should finally grow up and get a real fucking job.

Seventh, thank you for all the heart-felt moments of kindness, especially with Deadman 🥲😭🫠

Eighth, I need to ruminate on "rope and stick" concept a little more

Ninth, how the FUCK did all those Americans get to the, apparently, closed-off Australia??? 😶

Tenth, even though most of my brilliant theories didn't turn out to be entirely correct, indulge me in this one, ok?

I FUCKING CALLED IT!!! 📢📢📢

We even got the *JUMP-FOOT-HEAD-KICK* moment. Kinda. Tss!!! 🤫Indulge, indulge...

Eleventh, if you can't get the original voice actors, don't include their characters, maybe? That was awkward

And last, but not least,

AI IS FROM SATAN, BITCH! 🪓👹🤬

Thank you for coming to my TED-Talk 🙏💀🐋

[slxwtxwn]

INTRODUCTION POST!!

I created this account to have a place where I can post and share whatever I want without caring about who sees what and that's what I'll keep doing, sharing whatever crosses my mind so don't expect much from here

but I also really love this place so I might change my view on what to do lol

time for the introduction!

~ Leonardo🇮🇹

~ 18 y/o⭐

[This means I'm a legal adult in Italy. (I can drink, vote, drive...)]

[I don't care who interacts with my content - since Idek if I'll post nsfw or not - as long as you know what you're doing (IF I'll post nsfw, it will be flagged appropriately)]

~ he/they🏳️‍⚧️

~I usually say I'm gay (mlm) as I'm mostly attracted to men but there is that 1% of women that's just DAMN or idk I think that if I happen to like you and you're not a man it's not a deal breaker for me🏳️‍🌈

~actor and artist🎭🎨

{random facts that no one cares for:

my favorite color is purple

LEFT WING! 🇵🇸✊🏻 (fascists dni)

I'm in my last year of highschool

I speak 🇮🇹 (native) 🇬🇧 (Cambridge C1) 🇫🇷 (DALF C1) + my dialect if that counts

unfortunately I'm pre-T (f u mom)

I love cooking 🍳

I actually post from tree branches (Barone Rampante reference)

oh yes I love Italian literature

I play DND

I II II L

Fandoms!

I don't really consider myself as an active part of any fandom but yeah

(no particular order, you might find the same thing twice in different categories sorry)

FNaF 🐻🐰🐥🦊

PJO 🌊+ HOO⚡ + MCGA 🗡️ + TOA ☀️ + TSATS 🖤💛 (also big greek mythology nerd)

HP 🐺🐶🦌🐀 🧑🏻‍🎤 (hate JKR)

Gravity Falls ⚠️

Duck Tales 🦆 (and Disney in general)

Scott Pilgrim (comics, movie and series) 🎸🛼

Haikyuu! 🏐

Sk8 ♾️

Wonder Egg Priority 🥚

Death Note📓🍎

(other anime/manga series might be less relevant)

Mouthwashing 🚀

Brawl Stars ⭐🌵 (even some eSports teams)

Squid Game🦑

Sherlock (BBC series and og books)🔍

TØP lore (not an active theorist) 🥁🎸

Osora, Maho shonen and a LOT of mlm webtoons💜

MCU and SPIDERMAN (heavy on spiderman, I AM SPIDERMAN) 🕸️

Heathers ❤️💛💚💙🖤

Hamilton ⭐🗽

Ride the Cyclone 🎢

other musicals

Danganronpa (3 main games)

Music taste🎶

Twenty Øne Pilots |-/

Dominic Fike ☀️

David Bowie 🧑🏻‍🎤

TV girl 🩷💙

Gorillaz 🦍

Arctic Monkeys 🐒❄️

Tyler, the Creator 🌻

Mitski🦪

MSI (music, not artist)

Sir Mix-a-lot

ICP 🪓🤡

italian indie music (colapesce, lucio corsi, calcutta...)

troye sivan🔥

charli xcx🍏

playlist for more

Movies/series/books that are particularly important for me🎬📚

Dead Poets Society 🎭📜

The Perks Of Being A Wallflower 🚗♾️

Donnie Darko (also director's cut) 🐰💀

I Saw The Tv Glow📺✨

Scott Pilgrim vs the world + Scott Pilgrim takes off 🎸

Squid Game🦑

Euphoria 💊

BBC Sherlock 🔍

Stranger Things 📼

Poirot movies directed by Branagh 🔍

ALL THE SPIDERMAN MOVIES🕸️🕷️

+mcu

EEAAO 🥯

big fan of horror movies in general 🤡🔪

currently reading The Secret History (and with currently I mean after my graduation)

big fan of Italian literature (Dante in particular but also Foscolo, Leopardi, Svevo...)

also English and French literature (Plath, Baudelaire, Rimbaud, Dickinson, Camus, Shakespeare, Ionesco, Beckett...)

Characters I'd give my life for 💕

Michael Afton (literal roman empire)

Jason Grace (literal ROMAN empire)

Leo Valdez (me fr)

Hearthstone from MCGA

everyone else from the riordanverse holds a place in my heart too I love them all so much

Remus Lupin (my og fictional crush but I also really relate to him)

Todd Ingram (especially SPTO bisexual version)

Chester (yes, from brawl stars. sorry I love him too much he's so silly)

Sugawara (my babyyyy) (also relate to him)

lowk everyone from haikyuu is my baby but sugawara>>

Reki Kyan (me fr)

I'm literally Spiderman

I'm literally Wallace Wells

Larry and Lawrie from bs sorry they're too lovely

Squeak my bby my main

the whole cinema trio from Brawl means so much to me

Daisuke (MW) (he's my baby but also lowk like me)

Curly (MW) (feral abt him ngl)

Huey, Luey and Duey (I'm Huey)

oh I'm so Dipper Pines (and lowk also mabel)

Ships that are REALLY important to me

VALGRACE!!!!!!!

percabeth

fangster

clancybearer

todd x wallace

thangyu

solangelo

johnlock

mischa x noel

anderperry

byler

bokuaka

that's lowkey it I'm not that interested in shipping anymore

I think that was it thank you so much <3

[ugartecoco]

i follow you because we kinda support the same clubs (besides united cuz im an arsenal fan) and i love bruno so much my Portuguese pookie that I have to keep up with his club sadly 🤡

oh also you kinda made me develop an unhealthy obsession with ruben recently so...

ah are you the arsenal fan thirsty for ruben anon 😏 gosh following this devil team for one man thats dedication i do not have (well two men now i guess lmao) at least we both are united in manifesting success for that rat (beloved) and horrors for his bastard twin

why do you follow me

[thehighpriestess1]

nanami's last braincell after creating problem out of thin air and giving them both unnecessary trauma : 🤡

anyway golly gee that was a ride fr. i feel so bad for y/n, everybody wants her but nobody seeing her as a person except gojo omg anyway. This is making me so emotional like gojo is loving her so much with his whole heart and i thought i was going to be on team nanami but i actually cant STAND insecure men. From a personal experience I'd rather eat glass then ever be with one again because they suck the life force out of you and you constantly have to dim ur light (so that u dont attract better ppl/opportunities) to make them feel better about themselves. Also the not taking her seriously thing irked me too like boy just let her be wild sexy and funny. Gojo isn't even the issue, if he keeps getting threatened over every hot rich man coming the girl's way then he better go and get an unsuccessful raggedy bitch and leave our DAZZLING girlboss ALONE.

song rec for gojo and y/n : Magic by Coldplay that's literally their vibe like "after all that they've been through he still calls it magic" 🪄 (ao3 anon)

Omg I hate insecure men as well. My ex was one and it sucked the life out of me. I stopped writing at one point because I just didn’t have any life in me. But having said that, I love Nanami and I think his story is not over …yet.

Gojo has a loooooong way to go. Like fr. He has a lot of shit to clean up but at least the man is trying.

Also this ⬇️ is so gojo coded. Like I can’t even explain it but it is???