#and then there’s the naked one

[kin-nit]

Skele oc sketches! I got a new sketchbook and went completely bonkers so here’s some of the ones that look somewhat cohesive. My favorite of these is Sweet, his hoodie’s so fun to draw when I actually remember how to do it.

Every page of this book so far has a skeleton. My cousin started ignoring me after finding out I had like 27 of these guys. (Send help) They think I’m obsessed. I am not.

Oh, I recently did a Holiday Sans thing on Ao3, but I’m not much of a writer so I got mixed feelings about it ;-; Maybe if I add more stuff I’ll end up liking it more. Deffo got lotsa lore planned out so it’ll be tonsa fun to see how that goes (if I manage to learn how to English T^T)

[followthebluebell]

every year, my boss buys a few cat calendars for our workplace. Due to some sort of mix-up, we accidentally got a few naked women calendars this year.

Normally, that's where the story would end. It would just be a mildly amusing mistake.

But it becomes absolutely fucking hilarious because I opened up the calendar package in front of clients today. One moment, we're just discussing the cats up for adoption and if their current cat might be willing to accept a new baby brother/sister and bam. Suddenly it went all tits up the second I picked up one of the calendars and actually looked at the damn thing.

Unfortunately, the clients ALSO looked at it.

None of us wanted this to happen. None of us knew how to respond to it. There's nothing in any social protocol that could have prepared us for this.

There was just like thirty solid seconds of absolutely dead silence as we all tried to think of the most polite thing to say.

"Wow," i said, because I'm entirely braindead at this point. "Not the kind of pussy I expected to encounter today."

Thankfully, they thought it was hilarious. It probably wasn't the most politic thing to say, but it was very funny to at least three people.

[chlobody]

one with the forest and the forest is one with me

[tizzymcwizzy]

y'know what fuck it lemme just post a bunch of aa sketches and wips im not gonna clean up

[ipostmysimpingstuffanonymously]

They live in my head rent free. Drop your headcanons in the reblogg tags

[that1notetaker]

Someone on stream sent the idea of narinder getting high on catnip and now Im adding it to the au. I'll expand on it, but for now have these Narinder: that...was NOT me. that was some other cat. with two eyes. not three. why would there be three. two eyes only.

[cubbyyyy]

the shower scene this, the shower scene that

what no one talks about though is how andrew took his armbands off.

Of course it wasn’t to keep them from getting wet; the shirt he kept wearing disapproves that. It was part of their truth. He saw neils bare scars and answered with his own. One vulnerable part for another.

That’s what we should be talking about

[theonewhowails]

silly thought that came to me while crafting outfits

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

jesus christ

okay so i've finally dug my way into the price of the phoenix on the reading list and

WOW

wow

they uh. they weren't kidding about the nature of THIS novel huh

i may update this post with the selections that caused the worst internal screaming, if any of yall would be inclined?

[blixxkixx]

I think sanji has naturally curly hair

[themetalhiro]

My greatest battle as of recent

[concord-and-cliches]

i'm probably aspec but i have 10 billion yen to be worried about so idrc about that rn

(for RGG Aspec Week day 7! based on [x])

[tsukinoshinjiu]

Is this what they mean when people say "he's got that dog in him"?

[tsuutarr]

Yandere!Incubus x Reader

“Hey, Doll. Why don’t you join me for a bath?” Tynan asks, an easy smirk on his face. He likes watching your reactions, whether you’re teasing him or getting flustered. It’s cute, honestly.

Oh man, Tynan thinks. He’s really down bad. He didn’t really think he’d (1) want you beyond a physical relationship and (2) want to capture you so you’ll be wholly his, forced to rely on him and only him. These thoughts used to baffle him (and maybe they do still baffle him somewhat), but he honestly doesn’t care too much anymore. Still…

Tynan isn’t sure when his breaking point was.

Was it when he was first lured in by your dreams? When he first got a taste of you? When he first decided to stay for a little longer than he usually would?

You appealed to Tynan’s tastes quite a bit, more than any other human had, but that wasn’t his breaking point, was it? Your guardian angel and his obsession with you was intriguing, but that certainly wasn’t Tynan’s breaking point, either. Sure, your guardian angel gave Tynan some source of amusement and it was a surprise that you could even see your own guardian angel, but that wasn’t enough to make Tynan spiral.

His competitiveness with your guardian angel did make Tynan more touchy and affectionate (and wow, did he like touching you), but that wasn’t his breaking point, either.

Tynan seriously can’t wrap his head around it. Sex is casual. Relationships are casual. But here you are, making him want to get consumed by you. Here you are, making him jealous of all things. 

Tynan doesn’t like emotions or attachments – it’s pointless, really – but he wants to overload you with his feelings for you, attaching you to his side forever. He wants to take you back with him to his home so he can lock you up and hide you away from the world forever. If you’re there, he doesn’t need anyone else. He’ll never need anyone else ever again.

“Tynan?” you call, snapping him out of his thoughts. “Do you want me to wash your hair?” 

The question makes him smile. You’re really too cute. It’s to the point that you’re the only thing that matters to him.Yeah, that’s right – it doesn’t matter what his breaking point was. All that matters is that you’ve made him break his long streak of detachment and he’s not planning on ever letting go.

[chlobody]

California roads

[lucabyte]

Different standards