#and then the sheer WHIPLASH
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(Glaring at the screen and grumbling to myself, "I do not need a Shattered Glass AU, I do not need an SG!verse...")
#behind the curtain#dash commentary#I was focused on drawing cyberkids just a little bit ago#and then the sheer WHIPLASH
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one piece / a what could have been scenario that has been rotting in my brain for a while! Creative notes under!
#artists on tumblr#fanart#one piece#one piece fanart#mint archive ; art#monkey d luffy#luffy#portgas d ace#sabo#revolutionary sabo#asl brothers#seraphims are a concept i like exploring#esp when it comes to asl brothers#the sheer horror of luffy seeing seraphim ace#and then him seeing copies of himself and sabo as seraphims and it whiplashes him back to their childhood when all was still well#and how luffy would be so relieved but also mildly envious that the seraphim versions of themselves get this sort of happy end
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breaking news: my third eye is open again and i'm falling for lilia and his charms.
#meraki mumbles#this is not a drill...... he's genuinely making me have thoughts#it's the general lilia effect#and the sheer whiplash of mean war general versus silly and doting father figure who is also in a pop music club#and he stays up super late to game and so it's highly possible he (at one point) has said 'slay' and and and!!!!!!#OTL and then i'm slowly seeing the appeal for malleus as well#someone inject the fish into my brain before i fall into the diasomnia hole#lilia would be NO HELP if silver or sebek or malleus knocked you up (in your sleep or otherwise) he's proud like '>:3 those are my boys'#and silver... living his entire life thinking people only have sex to breed (because that's how lilia explained sex-ed to him)#so he restrains himself from wanting to have sex with you because he's worried he'll just fuck you like an animal and breed you full D:#AAAAAAA I NEED TO STOP BEFORE THE DIASOMNIA WORMS CHEW THROUGH MY CORTEX.......
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So there I was on Lexicanum researching a shitpost when
I DON'T WANT YOUR BONER PILLS EREBUS
#the sheer mental whiplash of noticing what it was an advert for and then immediately seeing his smug fucking face#i'll charge my phone tonight don't worry#wh40k#warhammer 40000#warhammer 40k#horus heresy#shitpost#erebus#erebusposting
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Griffin Dunne as Jack Goodman in An American Werewolf in London (1981)
#baby angel babyBABY loml.png#this is MY hellblog and I WILL be making 48737432874 individual posts about this man!!!!#we are past the point of no return!!!! FAR PAST IT!!!!! lmao#an american werewolf in london#jack goodman#griffin dunne#gore#body horror#<-all simulated fx body horror/gore#mine#real canon fact: his horrific wounds aren't actually from being mauled by a weeeirhheeerewolf#they're from the sheer force and whiplash of me hoovering him down. dyson vaccum vroom vroom whirr whirr style on sight#to SHREDS!!!!! you say!!!!!#anyways!! wow incredible!! can't believe i wrote those last three tags in invisible ink!!!#u know when people are like. my fave fictional guy did nothing wrong!!!#and they are talkin about a man who breaks the geneva conventions every other nanosecond#and is guilty of 734298439 crimes against humanity and good taste#which like no harm no foul. that's 37847382734 of my favorite characters. but this guy???#he TRULY did nothing wrong and I'm kissing him always for that#he's like. the most guy of guys every. just a Guy. literally just a dude. just a Human Male™.#and he's my favorite!!!!! tysm for asking!!!!!!
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I REALLY miss Unus Annus
#unus annus#Markiplier#ethan nestor#indi's liveblogging#yswh#WHAT#wait. okay. yes I'm catching up on Ethan's videos a month late he's doing an ad for a SEX TOY??????????????#I WAS LITERALLY GONNA SKIP IT?! I just let it play in the background bc I'm making this post the sheer fucking whiplash I just got????#I thought it was some bath shit 💀#I'm
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Shouto is the clothing thief in their relationship and I cannot be convinced otherwise. I imagine this is happening a few months after they move in together.
NGL part of the reason I drew this was just so I could practice muscles XD
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#bnha#tododeku#midoriya izuku#todoroki shouto#eclipse drew a thing#Izuku will not be getting that shirt back until it stops smelling like him#if he gets it back at all#half of Shouto’s outfits are sheer Fashion™️ and the other half are the things he steals from Izuku#the contrast gives Mina whiplash
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In WHAT world is Jessie from the Disney channel hit live action sit com, Jessie, in FRICKING ULTIMATE SPIDER-MAN. And WHY is it THIS one?
#The absolute whiplash I experienced when the episode openes to mrs. kipling#I'm like sweating from the sheer disbelief#i have never seen a crossover with a cartoon and live action before what is this#...and why am i kinda enjoying it?#cole's talking#ultimate spider man#disney channel#jessie
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It's a travesty to me that the only chanukah (or even jewish in general) movie my dad's seen is Eight Crazy Nights - don't get me wrong, it's a decent movie. But only when it's Davey being vulnerable and when the movie undeniably engages with his jewishness
If I ever get my own place, I'm forcing him to watch jewish movies and whatnot because there is no way his only exposure to judaism is through that movie and him trying to convince one of his soldiers to request a kosher MRE. He cannot live life this way (lighthearted)!
#jumblr#personal thoughts tag#the scene where davey is drunk and breaks into the mall? dude that almost got to me#honestly i think what puts me off the movie is the sheer tonal whiplash - which is weird because i normally LOVE emotional whiplash#i just don't know if adam sandler does it in a way i can easily appreciate#'you fill our lives with joy! don't ever change the way you are you beautiful 12-year-old boy!' i am CRYING 😭😭😭😭#absolutely SOBBING in my car over that forever btw#also: you aren't a burden for asking for kosher things. i know some places will drag their feet but you are NOT a burden i promise#your accomodations are not less than because they're your accomodations. you are entitled to AT LEAST *ask*#my dad watches so many movies but i swear from the ones he has seen he's only seen that one (ONE) jewish movie
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There's two ways I could write that "Omega gets hacked and controlled by Eggman" fic. One is a super angsty body/psychological horror fic with a heavy focus on Omega's narration as the single person he hates most controls his every move. . .
. . . or a comedy fic where Rouge saw through the ruse immediately, told Shadow, and while they're figuring out how to free Omega they keep a CinemaSins-style tally of "Omega Would Not Fucking Say That" moments like they're reading a poorly-written fanfiction (while trying to contain their giggles as to not give it away)
#You might say 'write both' but the sheer whiplash between the two would be downright unsettling#obviously rouge and shadow are still concerned in the second one but at least they get to have fun with it#vs Omega is just gonna have Trauma#literally his nightmare situation
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Käärijä: smokes a cigarette
Tumblr: ravish me sideways oppa
Me: this is the most normal basic vanilla latte he's ever looked in the past 10 years
#no but like even with the bowl cut and the white nail polish he just looks like Some Guy#and the whiplash i got from the sheer normalness of that is just 😵💫😵💫😵💫#Käärijä#this is lighthearted i love the tumblr fandom i love it when they go feral over Käärijä/Jere#i want to inspect them both in a laboratory
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my life has lowkey been falling apart for weeks now, but I had like a week and a half of fun plans and such that i wanted to enjoy so I just like forced my brain to ignore it. Then in the midst of that I was hit with another major stressor and then grief and had to push that aside too, and now the fun week has passed and I have to face reality and I actually do not know how to get myself out of this one. Might be my moment for a complete nervous break.
#personal#sorry this sounds dramatic asf#it kinda is that serious though#the sheer amount of emotional whiplash I have felt in the course of a few days is truly something out of a movie#like idek how my brain is capable of this kind of compartmentalization and disassociation
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Since Pokemon has always had the vast majority of its cast be genuinely nice, I feel like there's been a pretty consistent trend in pokemon fics where random characters are just kinda assigned to be dicks for no reason in order to make the angst work. It's kinda hard for a protagonist to get an emotional gut punch or feel the catharsis of being saved from villains by their romantic interest if 99% of the named cast is actively trying to be your friend
But what's funniest to me is seeing which characters get picked for that role. In some games it's pretty predictable (Rose and Kamado stand out as characters that get absolutely wrecked in this regard) but I think SV is a really interesting case, since the rivals are your besties and even the villains are barely evil. Aside from the canonically dropped out bullies who antagonized Team Star, there's not really any asshole characters in the whole cast. However, people have pretty consistently landed on the academy staff to fill this role, which is genuinely so hysterical to pop up around ao3
I've seen a lot of wild takes in pokemon fics before but genuinely nothing prepared me for clicking on a link and immediately being hit with the math teacher being an ableist
#mod vex#i won't be giving links or names to the fics esp bc some of these authors are clearly projecting shitty school experiences into their work#even still tho the fics are SOOOO funny the sheer whiplash is its own entertainment
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do u ever just have a mental breakdown while rasputin is playing
#followed by baby one more time#the sheer whiplash of spotify shuffle is the only thing keeping me grounded rn i think#with every new song that comes on because i can't be bothered to change the music#because there's nothing in particular i feel like listening to right now#im like#'huh???? ok sure'#ok now it's bye bye bye#mental breakdown soundtrack goes hard asf
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He would remember everything if I destroyed Reshaper's wings, btw,
#wren speaks#ooc#dash watching#not that im ever going to obviously for many reasons#but it's a fun hypothetical#i always think abt the sheer amnt of damage that would be done if something happened to his wings... all the minds that'd get whiplash#all the people that would physically change#etc etc#wild to me#it's like accruing a crazy amount of debt and then unleashing it upon so many people#tho obviously certain things wouldn't revert or change but#a lot would#dont mind me just thinking abt how his shit works#i still have to do those judgements#but i keep being so damn busy#about reshaper
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the movies called lisa frankenstein (great name) but the woman isnt the monster? and there are no lisa frank stickers anywhere?? why not just spit in my face in person and save the money
#ungodly screeching#just found out abt this movie and the sheer rapidity of my excitement vs immediate disappointment would give a moose whiplash
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