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Dragons Rising Lloyd/Akita Reunion, cuz the show hasn't given it to me yet.
Lloyd and the kids are on their way to the First Realm, but run into an old familiar face along the way. Definitely a little flirty, but can still be read as platonic.
No one could quite pin down what was wrong with the trees around them. They were too straight. Too baren. Too… something. It was as if they had somehow noticed a change about this place which they had no familiarity with. Perhaps it was just the overcast day and the subtle winds which made the wood seem so ominous, or perhaps there was something more sinister going on. Either way, the feeling between the group was palpable- they were lost.
“You sure you know where we’re going?” Sora asked. “This doesn’t really seem like a trail anymore.”
“That’s because it’s a shortcut,” Lloyd assured her, holding up the map. “Or at least… I think it is.”
“I might have preferred the main path if it had less of a creepy forest vibe than this one,” Arin added, looking skeptically up at the trees.
Lloyd closed the map, confident in his direction. “Look, this will save us two whole hours, the only reason it’s typically avoided is because this forest is supposedly cursed.”
“You know, you had the option of not telling us that,” Arin groaned.
“Trust me, the last thing you want is your teacher keeping things from you,” Lloyd mused.
“Did you guys hear that?” Sora broke in.
“Hear what?” Arin asked.
Lloyd held his hand up, stopping the group. “No, I heard it too.”
The three stood in silence for a moment, listening for the sound to come again. It was hard to discern through the light winds humming through the branches, but it was there: the sound of living movement.
“You two stay close,” Lloyd instructed his students, continuing to scan the treeline. He squinted through the homogeneous rows of bark surrounding them, but still couldn’t see where the noise sourced from. Erring on the side of caution, his hand began to reach back for his sword. However, before he could even make contact with the metal, a flash of white burst towards him, knocking him to his back. The movement was accompanied by a deep growl, and a sharp scream from either side of him.
Lloyd felt strangely overpowered by the weight which fell on his chest. It came in two pointed placements and pressed in a way which seemed to go through him, taking with it most of his breath. The noise he heard was unequivocally animal, and the vigor which restrained him matched that assessment. As he squinted upwards at his attacker he was able to make out the beast's face. A wolf- but not just any wolf.
"Akita?" He used the last of his air to address the creature.
The growling stopped as the animal retreated, allowing Lloyd to sit up, and more importantly, breath.
The wolf now circled around him, bumping into his arms with a friendly familiarity.
"Hey, it's good to see you too," Lloyd chuckled.
"You know this dog?" Sora asked.
"I do!" Lloyd smiled. He looked into the animal's eyes fondly. "She was, um…"
There was a bright flash of light as the form before him began to shift. As the shock from the shine subsided, he made out the image of a woman reaching down to help him up. It was a familiar face, but a changed one. Her wild raven hair was much longer now, tied back into a tight ponytail which exploded behind her, and topped with her familiar animal adornment. Her figure was clothed largely in black, and fit to her body much more closely. On her were obviously several weapons, along with a number of other useful objects attached to her person directly. But her face seemed much the same, her smile just as shyly offered, and the marks which framed it right where he remembered them. "I'm an old friend," she finished.
Lloyd took her hand as a pair of awed marvelings came from the kids. Her strength easily tugged him upward, their eyes remaining locked as he made his ascent.
“I didn’t think you were- I mean-” Lloyd paused for a moment to avoid stumbling over himself any further. “I never thought I’d see you again.”
“I can’t say I thought the same.” Akita tightened her grip on his hand before finally letting it go.
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Lloyd chuckled.
“It means Lloyd Garmadon seems like the type of person to turn up in unexpected places.” Akita smiled. “As you have!” She gestured to the forest around them.
“This is the girl from the Never-Realm!” Arin burst out, finally drawing their attention away from each other.
Lloyd glanced back and forth between him and Akita. “Yes, she is. How did you-?”
“Does this mean she’s the one that-”
“We don’t have to elaborate on that description,” Lloyd stopped him, feeling the blood rush to his cheeks. “Seems like you got it figured out.”
“I’m still lost,” Sora chimed in.
Lloyd let out a heavy sigh. “Sora, Arin, this is Akita, I met her on a mission a while back, she’s originally from the Never-Realm. Akita, this is Arin and Sora, they’re my… students.”
Akita was grinning wildly by this point. “Students, huh?” she turned her attention to the children in question. “What’s this idiot been teaching you?”
“He’s been training us to be ninja!” Arin jumped excitedly.
“He’s been training me to use my elemental power,” Sora added.
“I already taught myself the basics of spinjitzu,” Arin continued. “but it’s awesome having a teacher!”
“Self taught is the best way to learn,” Akita offered Arin a high five, which he eagerly reciprocated. “I like your ears,” Akita turned to Sora, pointing above her head. “You make them yourself?”
Sora reached up toward the accessory, pleasantly surprised. “Thank you, I… yeah.”
“What are you doing out here?” Lloyd asked, his attention still strongly attached to his rediscovered ally.
“I live here,” She shrugged. “I’m out collecting tree bark.” She tapped a small pouch that hung at her side. “What are you doing here?”
“What do you do with the tree bark?” Arin cut in.
Akita smiled, pulling out her dagger. “You peel it off, very carefully,” She placed her blade along the nearest tree, carefully shaving off a long strip of bark. “You take it home, clean it, dry it.” She tossed the piece to Arin, who caught it easily. “And it makes an excellent tea.”
Arin’s eyes had grown wide, Sora looking at it over his shoulder, her hands reaching for her pocket knife.
Having distracted the kids, Akita again turned to her new-found companion, quieting her voice.
“What are you doing here? No one ever comes through here.”
“We’re headed to the First Realm.” Lloyd answered, matching her tone. “We’ve got a whole dragon problem going on, and we think the realm of Oni and Dragon might have some answers.”
Akita’s face ruffled in confusion. “The First Realm?”
“Yeah,” Lloyd answered, a strain of uncertainty entering his tone.
Akita stared at him a moment in thought. “You’re almost certainly headed the wrong direction.”
“Really?” Lloyd sighed, reaching for his map.
“I told you we were lost!” Sora called over to them, now struggling with her knife against a nearby tree.
“We can’t be going the wrong direction. We’re right here,” Lloyd pointed on the map. “in the Unsleeping Woods-”
“No, right now we’re in the Forest of the Tamed.” Akita placed a finger a few inches away from Lloyd’s as his gaze froze on the spot.
“How could we have…”
“You probably mixed up the Forbidden Path with the Forsaken Path.” Akita took the map from his hands, tracing along the two trails. “The Forsaken Path takes you much farther North.”
“That… would do it.” Lloyd sighed.
“I’m sorry, we were on something called the Forsaken Path?” Arin butt in.
“Technically, I thought I was taking you on the Forbidden Path.” Lloyd corrected him.
“You do know that’s not better, right?” Arin groaned.
“Well, it’s far too late an hour for you to start that direction now.” Akita rolled up the map, handing it back to her companion. “But my camp is nearby, and I have plenty of extra space.”
Lloyd’s vision turned to his students, thinking for a moment.
“You are gonna let us hang out with the cool wolf-lady, right?” Sora asserted, bark strip in hand.
“Wait, does that mean this forest isn’t cursed?” Arin spoke up.
“Well, it's a different forest, but it could still be cursed.” Sora prodded him.
Lloyd turned back to Akita, his eyes narrow. “You sure we won’t be a bother to anyone?”
Akita smirked. “No one to be a bother to, except me. I’m a scout. I’m camped by myself in an abandoned fishing village. It’ll be nice to have the company,” she assured him.
Lloyd smiled, his mind still a mush at seeing the face in front of him. “You’re sure?”
Akita rolled her eyes, walking past him. “Come one everyone! Camp is just a few minutes west of here!”
…
Akita gingerly closed the door on the common building, a targeted grin on her lips. “So… Kids?”
“It’s a new development.” Lloyd shrugged, shrinking back a bit.
“No, I like it!” she quickly clarified. “The responsibility seems good for you.”
“What’s that supposed to mean?” Lloyd chuckled, swinging off his backpack.
“It just means…” Akita thought for a moment. “Adulthood is a good look on you, that’s all.”
“Well, your new job looks good on you too,” Lloyd glanced up at her as he sat the pack on a bench near the door. “You seem like you make a great scout.”
“Well, I certainly did a good job of finding you,” she teased.
“It seems like a pretty important role. I bet Kataru is really proud!” Lloyd continued.
Akita was quiet for a moment, her demeanor falling. “Yes…”
Lloyd paused, studying her face. “Or not?” He offered.
Akita’s face hung before facing her companion. “Kataru didn’t make it through the merge.” The air in the room was suddenly filled with a thick stillness. “Most of my people didn’t.”
There was a beat of silence before Lloyd took her arm, guiding them both down to the bench. “Are you alright? I mean, I can’t imagine. Have you been by yourself all this time?”
“I’ve been fine,” Akita waved it off.
Lloyd’s face was stuck puzzled as he processed the new information. “I thought the Never-Realm had a lot of land carry over. The produce is all over the place.”
“Much of the realm did make it through.” Akita agreed. “But the majority of it is uninhabited wilderness… so that’s largely what survived.”
“Akita, I’m so sorry,” Lloyd placed a hand on her knee. “I had no idea.”
“My role as scout is the only reason I made it. If I had been home with my family, I would be gone with them.”
Lloyd felt the pain in her words, and could empathize all too easily. “You know, I lost my whole team in the merge. I thought I would never see them again. And I’ve found some of them since then, but I still remember how hard it was, thinking you’re absolutely alone like that. It can be so difficult just to find a reason to keep going.”
Akita looked back at her friend with pity. “Well, it’s nothing worth complaining about.” She pat his back as she stood, making her way further into the room.
“...what?” Lloyd turned over his shoulder to look back at her, thoroughly confused.
“Everyone lost things in the merge.” She shrugged. “We are not special. All that’s left to do is focus on what we do have.” Akita pulled out her dagger, moving to the water basin towards the back of the room to clean it. “I was lucky enough to make it through the merge, and with me came an abundance of territory I was familiar with and knew how to survive off of.” She glanced up from her work. “And now I’ve even found you. So that’s three things I have to my advantage.”
Lloyd sat on the bench, body twisted around, stunned for a moment. “I guess that’s one way of looking at things.”
“What’s the alternative?” Akita questioned.
“I don’t know. Feel your feelings a bit?” Lloyd offered. “Didn’t losing so much ever make you feel a little… I don’t know. Lost? Scared? Hopeless?”
There was a breath of silence as Akita pinpoint her words. “Loss is unavoidably painful, and I am not immune to pain.” Akita dried her dagger, it shining in the dim lantern light. “But giving up hope is the coward’s way out. It means you’ve decided you will no longer fight.” She stood up, starting back towards Lloyd. “And I am no coward.”
Lloyd sat with the statement, his eyes still caught on the shine of the dagger as she again approached the bench.
“You on the other hand,” she pointed the weapon at him with a smirk. “I’m not so sure.”
“Hey!” Lloyd laughed, standing to meet her height. “I’m plenty courageous!”
“Perhapps, but not that I’ve seen.” Akita shrugged, slipping the knife back into its scabbard.
“Not true.” Lloyd shook his head.
“What was the brave part? When I had to save you from wolves, or from the giant ice bird, or when you spilled out your feelings to an animal you thought couldn’t understand you,”
“Okay, okay,” Lloyd waved her off, still chuckling.
“-when your supposed friend very easily captured you, or when you ran away after a girl kissed you?”
“To be fair, she was a very intimidating girl,” Lloyd beamed.
Akita grinned, a bit of blush sneaking onto her cheeks. “Well, I don’t think she was trying to be… at the time anyway.”
Lloyd’s face tensed for a moment, his words hesitating. “I feel like I might need to apologize-”
“No, no!” Akita quickly cut him off. “You don’t need to-”
“Well, everything just ended so abruptly,” Lloyd shrugged. “I feel like maybe we didn’t get any proper closure because I had to leave-”
Akita scrambled for words. “I knew what I was doing, and that it would leave things…” a sigh of defeat left her lips. “It was just one of those silly teenage impulses,” she chuckled. Her frame had softened a drastic amount over the past few exchanges.
Lloyd sat with the statement for a moment, still unsure of how he felt about it. “Yeah… right,” he landed on matching her nervous chuckle, the room now palpably less fluid.
Akita leaned forward, attempting to ease the newfound tension. “Don’t worry, I’m sure it’s caused you much more distress than it ever has me.” A smile snuck onto her lips again. “Given your romantic history and all.”
Lloyd’s eyes playfully narrowed. “Low blow.”
“How has it been since then? Anyone else to add to the story?” Akita asked, starting towards one of the food storages.
Lloyd laughed to himself, loosely following her movements over to the large table at the center of the room. “Yeah actually, it’s… Harumi.”
Akita looked up from her search for a snack. “Again?”
“Yep,” Lloyd nodded, leaning back on the table.
“I thought she died.” Akita returned to her search, thoroughly confused.
“Well, she did. Or at least I think she did. But she got resurrected through like… dark magic I guess?”
Akita pulled out an orange from the pack. “So she came back. Was she different?” she asked, beginning to peel her snack. “Like she didn’t want to kill you anymore after the building collapse or..?”
Lloyd’s mouth hung agape, trying to avoid stating the inevitable. “No she… she still wanted to kill me.”
“And you still liked her?”
“Well, when you put it like that it sounds really bad!” Lloyd began to laugh.
“That is really bad!” Akita stressed, her too beginning to chuckle.
“Come on, I mean first crushes are always the hardest to shake, you know?”
“I do…” Akita’s smile landed quietly on her expression, her eyes darting back down to her orange as she finished peeling. “So, what happened with her?” She crossed the expanse between them to the table and leaned next to him.
“Well, she went to prison. She did a bunch of crazy stuff, so there was no way she was getting out of that.”
Akita offered him an orange wedge, which he promptly took. “Well, that will put a spike in things.”
He hummed in agreement as he finished chewing. “It’s probably for the better though. I do not think that relationship would have worked out.”
“No kidding,” Akita mused, popping another wedge into her own mouth.
“I mean she had a lot of trauma related to me, and I had a lot of trauma related to her. And now I don’t even know where she is after the merge.”
“Did the prison make it through?”
Lloyd nodded. “It did, but there was also a massive jailbreak during the chaos, so she could be anywhere. It’s possible she didn’t even make it through.”
Akita stared down at the orange cradled in her hands. “Do you… think about her much?”
Lloyd breathed a heavy sigh. “It’s been less as time goes on. But it’s hard not to wonder about her.” His voice had quieted dramatically. “I don’t even know if she ever had feelings for me. But I think there’s part of me that will always care about her, despite everything.” He rolled his eyes.
Akita held a glance over at him, her mind running with a thousand thoughts. “Maybe you just have a thing for women who try to kill you.”
His expression cracked again into laughter. “No, I don’t think so.”
“I don’t know, I don’t see any other reasonable explanation for your attachment to her.”
Lloyd smirked. “You know, you’re right. I can’t help it. I’m attracted to the danger.”
“No,” Akita shook her head. “I find it much more likely you enjoy feeling intimidated.”
“Is that why you attacked me out in the forest?” he teased. “So maybe your little crush would go somewhere?”
Akita smiled, her gaze returning forward. “You know, I did have a crush on you when you left.”
“Yeah?” Lloyd prompted her.
“I did.” Akita set the orange down next to her. “And I’ve spent most days after that wondering how on earth,” Lloyd began giggling. “that could ever have happened. I mean someone so annoying, immature, weak,”
“Okay-” Lloyd interjected.
“dorky, cocky, just generally unlikable as you,” Akita continued. “I wrote it off as a complete fluke fairly quickly.”
“Well, that’s great to know.” They both smiled at each other. Akita’s eyes broke first, a weakness entering her voice.
“But, I have to say, being here with you again,” She spoke, her voice almost a whisper. “...I get it.”
Her eyes remained firmly forward, refusing to perceive whatever reaction might come from her words.
Lloyd was pensive, a number of emotions beginning to manifest inside him. “You know, I meet a lot of people in a lot of different places doing my job,” he began. “And I always thought it was so unfair that the one person I wanted to see again the most, was the one person I couldn’t get to.”
Akita turned to glance at him again, his eyes ready to meet hers with an admiration that instantly encircled her gaze. A strain built between the two; she could almost swear it was physicalizing in the air around them.
Akita groaned, burying her head in her hands as her nerves caught up with her. “I did it last time- I’m not going to be the one to do it again.”
Lloyd giggled dizzily at her reaction. “You know, girls have only ever kissed me first. I don’t really have experience initiating things.”
Akita tilted her face back to him. “So, you’re saying you would want to kiss me right now?” she challenged.
Lloyd felt the blood rush further into his cheeks as he struggled for an answer. “I’m not saying that I… I mean you-”
Akita chuckled, straightening up to face him again, waiting for a response.
Lloyd sighed, his eyes refusing to leave hers as much as he wished he might be able to. “It’s just… silly teenage impulses.”
#and then the kids burst into the room#ideally this would be a multi part fic#but I don't have any other ideas fleshed out enough#i just know i live for akita teasing lloyd#and the kids teasing lloyd#and come to think of it also the ninja teasing lloyd#lloyd garmadon#lloyd ninjago#akita ninjago#lloykita#llokita#sora ninjago#arin ninjago#writing#one shot#dragons rising#ninjago
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Heya Fran! Have you ever played or heard of the game "The kid at the back?". If not, I think that you'd like it! :D
Hope you're having a good day! :3
i havent played the latest update yet but i have some doodles from when i played it a while back
(i hope you're having a good day too !!)
#sol is soo cute#like ok at first i was trying to avoid him in my first playthrough and i ended up liking crowe a lot#idkkk hes sweet and the tension was there yk ?? but the final scene with sol made me feel so many much a lot of feelings#like the one where he goes inside mc's room while they were sleeping#like OUGH AHGGHHH ok okyea okay yeaaaa#and that one part where he asked mc to marry them after the malewife thing actually made me burst out laughing#I ALMOST DIDNT CATCH IT BAJSHAH#i like geo too but hes kinda intimidating#i have some other drawings but i need to finish rendering them auhhggggg#the kid at the back vn#froodles#franswers
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While trying to find the source of Erik and his 1000s of Charles photos, I found this cursed comic where Erik names his and rogue’s kid after Charles…if I had to see this I’m inflicting it on others
OHHHH I FUCKIN KNEW IT I KNEW THERE WAS SOME TOMTITTERY AFOOT
#snap chats#PLEASE I DIDNT EVEN SEE THIS UNTIL I POSTED THE PREVIOUS ASK I SHOULDA JUST FUCKIN GROUPED THEM TOGETHER#IS THIS FROM THE SAME SHIT ???? THE SAME FUCKO BRAIDS ?????#naming your kid after your ex WHO YOU HAVE A FUCKING. PANOPTICON ASS ROOM DEDICATED TO IS DIABOLICAL#chat i almost want to read this but i think im gonna burst a blood vessel if i do
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Late Night quick thing (New Age Sillies)
Bad news: That joke post about including Reset + Orchid is definitely not canon. (I legit got sad thinking about Reset being in a universe where Orchid isn't- because their stories are so so intertwined- but Nightmare 100% would NOT risk the whole twins exploding Error's soul thing.)
Good news: This means I COULD include Kane (Reset's older brother who usually dies in timelines where Reset is born) and use it to develope his character a bit more! Also! Perhaps a Blue × Dream kiddo is finally in the stars for me to design?
#new age au#really enjoying the idea of Reaper + Geno having an heir at some point (and them sending that heir over to Night's kingdom for#exposure to other places as well as to hang with his third cool knight dad who's hard at work 🙏)#Kane has little to no development besides being a perfect angel (foil to Reset's eventual turn to poor choices) so I'd love to do#to him what I do to every oc of mine. (Namely: Throw them into the Kingdom and see what they do.)#oh! and I could see Blue and Dream (beloved boys) listening to the warnings of possible complications if they try to have a lil babybones#and Dream deciding he'd take the risk and carry the growing soul#(<- though tbf this is MANY years into the future and they'd be well established knights of the realm)#i'm not evil so they *would* manage to avoid the twins curse and have a singular beautiful babybones#they'd get raised partially on the move but stay behind with Night and Error if the two had a more dangerous mission#and grow up to be an obnoxiously powerful warrior following after their dads#(but they'd probably be hesitant to follow into the footsteps of being a knight and might go on a quest with friends before choosing a#final path for themselves)#<- Most spoiled rotten kid ever. courtesy of Nightmare and Error and all their extended family <3#oh last note. Ancha has me cracking up w/ ideas for Cross potentially meeting someone and I was beamed w/ an old ship request post I saw and#I think it'd be funny to include Lust in here somehow... (probably call him smth else as a nickname but y'know-)#like. He works in the city around the castle as some sort of... idk tailor? and he's been making things for Nightmare for years without#knowing because Ccino always was discreet about the orders and providing measurements + always tipped well so it was none of his business#but one day it's like. before a big announcement ceremony or smth and Ccino drags Cross in by the scruff because no one can get him to get#clothes that actually fit aside from armor (hc he steals the others clothes a lot and wears 1 shirt until it's threadbare)#so Ccino makes him go to Lust and Lust is able to get him fitted for sone new outfits because. well. Lust doesn't do much but he's very very#handsome and Cross is super easily flustered and shy around new people and he's awkward and aughhh.#and then he thinks about the interaction for the next month before deciding he's going to ask Ccino to go back there again.#and Lust likes dressing Cross up in new outfits (everyone thinks it's great Cross is loosening up and meeting new friends cuz Lust introduce#s him to people in town) and it takes forever for Cross to get over his worries and ask Lust out to a ride on his horse (romantic. of course#) and Lust agrees because he's charmed.#and the best part would be Cross *actually* manages to keep it a secret. like. no one finds out until one morning Killer bursts into Cross'#room to wake him for surprise training and it's Cross. the weird Dog. and- holy shit did Cross have someone over???#Cross pulls the cool ones frfr 🙏#it's just a casual thing between them with little plot relevance or drama I think. just a chill lil relationship 🙏
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i'm still thinking about my ridiculous pokemon au where touya's h. zoroark successfuly saves him from dying/horrific injury on sekoto peak and touya realizes his just can't fucking do it anymore. he just can't stand the life he's living, and also he's fearful that he'll burst into flames again so whenever he's home or around his family, even nat and yumi, zor possesses him, thank god for ghost types. touya takes back control only when he's alone (e.g. home alone, or just his bedroom) or out and about (e.g. school, work). zor will also use its illusion ability when necessary.
and this continues for over the next fucking decade. he hasn't seen any of his family in 11 years. his family thinks they just had breakfast with him this morning.
touya eventually confesses his situation to his Good Friend Jin, who's thinks he's joking at first but is like "DUDE WTF" when he realizes it's true and tells him he can't keep doing that bc. he's no expert by any illusion but no fucking way is that a healthy way to live. and that he can come live with Jin and Syl(veon). (and then maybe actually confront his family and spill the beans on that whole scenario when he has a different home he can go to)
unfortunately, before he can do that, the todorokis find out and all hell breaks loose and touya just has to move in with jin during all of t his bc things are fucking TENSE
#dabitwice#dabi#jin bubaigawara#todoroki family#rei who is still in the hospital and her kids burst into her room and start word vomiting at her about everything:
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one day i dream of owning a second house that i will rent for an actually reasonable price (say $400 a month? $500 a month?) and, unbeknownst to the renter, when they leave and any damages/cleaning get taken care of, every dollar they paid in rent minus said cleaning/damages gets returned to them in a lump sum. i just keep doing this forever.
#dated a girl once whose dad rented out her childhood home#during the first year we dated the current tenant left and I helped fix holes in the walls and replaced the carpet#he found another tenant‚ very kind looking family‚ husband and wife with one kid‚ very polite‚ seemed very put together#by the end of me dating her that tenant caused her dad so much hell#big unexplained hole in the ceiling‚ three dogs he didn't approve of but they seemed mild mannered every time he visited so—#—he fussed about it the first time and let it go after; when the tenant eventually left‚ the carpet was so full of fleas#dozens of fleas crawling on your ankles and calfs in the first few steps in#water damage on the ceiling in another room and down the wall looked like textbook burst water pipe in the walls—#—but absolutely no pipe in those areas nor any leaks from the existing pipe as far as we could tell‚#and that's including looking for traveling drips#these tags have been a large digression from the original post#but i think of them any time i hear friends/family mentioning renting#or when i think of my dream described here in the post#it's like .. when you rent‚ your landlords are garbage and when you rent to others your tenants are garbage
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masato being grossed out by jo and masumi being together is so funny because. who do you think gave him The Talk? masumi braces himself to teach his son about safe sex and masato cannot leave the room faster. third worst day of his life
NOO BECAUSE THE OTHER DAY I WAS THINKING OF THE INEVITABLE SCENARIO OF MASATO GETTING 'THE TALK' AND IT MADE ME UGLY LAUGH
#snap chats#THIRD WORST DAY OF HIS LIFE#UNDOUBTEDLY arakawa gave him the talk. To Them Both arakawa is masato's DAD dad right#would be funny as hell if sawashiro was there too tho.... whole family's getting a sex ed class ☠️#the mental image of masato desperately trying to wheel himself out of the room is going to make me throw up laughing#he tryna be lightning mcqueen SOOOOOO badly with how hard he tryna push his wheels#i could only burst a lung at the thought of sawashiro /trying/ to explain sex. like son HE barely understands how it works#he does not have the tact to explain it to a teenager Do Not Let Him Try. or let him it'll be funny#THE COMEDY OF THE POTENTIAL OF THE WHOLE 'remember to use protection' BIT IS LAVEKJLKJVE#1.) we're revisiting the Can Masato Fuck discussion 2.) Neither Of These Two Used Protection. Not Sawashiro Anyway#sawashiro sweating in the corner just. Yeah Uh. Yeah It's Pretty Important. You Don't Want To End Up In A Situation Youre Not Prepared For#and he got a fuckin thousand yard stare im gonna throw up#SEE IF THEYRE BOTH IN THE ROOM AND MASATO IS LIKE 'oh theyre definitely together' THEN THE PROGRESSION OF HORROR#EVEN IF THEYRE NOT BUT MASATO STILL HAS SUSPICIONS HE'S JUST 👁️🗨️👁️🗨️ never looks at them the same again#god. the more i think of it the dangerously close i get to opening google doc#its just so funny... ive never gotten The Talk as a kid tho so. uh. i have research to do
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idk how ppl can handle kids. i sit in the room with 2 of them for just a little while and i get overloaded with anxiety from too much sound and constant interruptions from whatever im trying to focus on
#was trying to finish up on sdv and anytime i got interrupted i had to spend a few minutes remembering what i was doing on my game#and by the time i regained my bearings im interrupted again#but aside from thta. theres so much noise in my house rn. from kids being loud to my mom and aunt n uncle talking loud#hoooooooooo buddy. hoo man.#overstimuulated out the wazoo#i would like to be the cool adult kids can look up to and have fun with but i can only handle being around kids in INCREDIBLY short bursts#otherwise i need to go in my room and sit in silence for a long long time every so often#anyways. noise is the worst i wish i could mute my ears#i wish i could not speak when overwhelmed like this bc i really just get the urge to go silent#but i havent done that previously and if i did it suddenly my mom would be very confused and id have to explain#which i very much wouldnt want to do bc. nonverbal#actually didnt i see being selectively nonverbal or something actually called something else. idk#too overwhelmed rn to bother seeing what the proper term might be rn i just dont want thoughts or words or noises or anything#i want to turn everything off
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well. first day back at school was a fucking disaster
#i made a kid run crying out of the room because i said i didnt like them#ALL I SAID was that im not making a moral judgement on them. i dont think theyre a bad person. i just dont like them personally and i dont#think me mesh well together#i EMPHASISED that part#keep in mind this is after they randomly started extoling the virtues of cryptocurrencyto me#and how theyve made alot of money off it#and how it can be healthy for the enviroment because of solsr panels or whatever#and before that the class was doing a task wrong and i TOLD them they were doing itwrong and i POINTED OUT the evidence of that#and they were like. No. We’re doing it right. really shortly to me#so once the crypto thing started i was like. ok i cant take this anymore#and i just told them that and they burst out fucking crying??????? idk what i did wrong??????#i SAID i wasnt passing a moral judgement but idk if they believed me??? why would ilie about that?????#also why do they care what i think???? its just easier to get everyones emotions to the forefront right?#i. idk what i did.#also the class only has 3 other people so yay. going to have to deal with that#yeen rambles
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im an RA (perfectly dodges thrown tomato) and this (and last) weekend was the first time i moved people into the building. here's what i learned
- if you're nice parents might give you sugar cookies
- if you're nice residents might give you chocolate
- if you're nice people won't yell at you
- when youre being fed by the school, make sure to run down to get the food as soon as possible or the vultures (student workers) will pick that place dry
- sitting in a hot room for eight hours can be bearable as long as you're mostly just kicking dirt/reading fanfiction on your phone
- people like your tattoos and will tell you that (take that dad)
- there might be a cat on your floor. there mightve been a cat on your floor for the past month without you knowing. you may enter the room the cat stays in and not see it, but see evidence of it tossed around like blood in a horror movie. (the cat is allowed to be here)
- your school has a fucking HIDEOUS accessibility problem that you either didn't know anything about or were powerless to prevent
and that's how we grew this week
#the accessibility thing was terrible i had to check this kid out of the building. he was a wheelchair user#and Only One of the doors in the building was automatic. he kept getting trapped in his room cause the door was too heavy#i asked how it happened and my boss was like 'i cant get into it'#its a story thats worth its own post. i talked to my mum (who works with kids w mental illness +disability) she burst into tears#she speaks#also the evidence of the cat was just hair. im just super surprised i missed it
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this day has been absolute ass
#i had a really bad gut feeling through this morning#and then come afternoon i learn about the schaffrillas stuff#like that shit gutted me....#i'm also having cramps#my professor cancelled class tonight because of the ice storm. i should be happy but like...i'm just in a sour mood#then to top it all off i hear my dad in the next room ranting about how tyre nichols 'would still be alive if he complied'#my dad is a piece of shit bootlicker cop who's also a transphobic and homophobic pig.#and yet he loves me. and i struggle to love him sometimes.#like yeah he provides for me and cares for me. but good lord he has shitty opinions.#when i heard him saying those things i wanted to burst out of my room. i had such vile words i wanted to say but i kept it in.#instead i let it out with hysterical crying in my room. which i guess is better than verbally attacking my dad.#i'm lucky to have two married parents that love me and my sister. that is exceptionally rare today. i don't have a single IRL friend with#married parents in a stable relationship.#so i'm grateful.#i just get so sad and empty inside when i see folks online talking about their parents who are accepting and progressive.#like yeah. i'm happy for you. i just wish i had that y'know.#i don't plan to have kids. but if i end up changing my mind i'm going to give to them what my parents never gave to me.#vent#rant#personal
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No because my sense of direction is so bad I got lost in a small village school today
#they even gave a tour beforehand but i was apparently not paying attention because when i had to leave the classroom i was helping out in#and go to the meeting room to read to the kids i just got So lost#i was openly wandering. i nearly burst into a random classroom to be like ‘girl help’ but i could see that the teacher had enough#on her plate already#so i just kept going back and forth and eventually i had to go through the hall where about 30 kids were having their music lesson#(immediate big headache) and then i got to the meeting room only to discover that the kids i was there to read to had not yet arrived#because they were meeting santa (read: jeff)#i literally should’ve just stayed put until someone came to get me#so then afterwards the lady was like ‘can you find your own way back to [classroom]?’ and i was like ‘i’ll be real with you chief.#probably not’ and she was like ‘ah yeah i’ll take you through; this place is a bit of a maze’ and i was like ‘no honestly it’s me. i could#get lost in a barrel’ i don’t think she knew what to say to this#and Then i was supposed to have a job interview in the meeting room 40 minutes after that and i was really hoping they’d come get me#but they just. didn’t. i waited until 5 minutes after i was supposed to be there and bid goodbye to the kid i was helping with his colouring#and set off. this time i knew to walk through the hall so that was good#but leaving i got really confused because i was like how.. do i leave this place#like they showed me out the door but i couldn’t immediately see the gate at the end of the path so i was like ‘is this a fucking dead end’#i tried to come back and go through a fence i couldn’t have gone through. i definitely looked incompetent#if anyone was watching.. oh god. but i did find the gate! it wasn’t a dead end. i thought they’d just pushed me out and left me alone to die#worst part was THERE WAS FUCKING FOUR INCHES OF SNOW ON THE GROUND. literally the footprints should’ve clued me in#but i didn’t know if i was coming to a locked gate. school security is wild sometimes#anyway i didn’t get the job. i don’t think it was due to my bad sense of direction; however i also don’t think that helped#it has now been 0 days since i last got lost somewhere#personal
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GUYS I CANT STOP LAUGHING MY DAD KEEPS SENDING ME PICTURES OF HIM ON VACATION AND THEYRE SO BADLY TAKEN??? HAVSHABSIAHKA
#I TRIED EVERYTHING TO COMPLIMENT HIM BUT I KEEP LAUGHING MID VOICENOTE??#THE ONE WHERE HE'S POSING LIKE A KID BURSTING ONTO HIS PARENTS ROOM AT 2 AM TO ANNOUNCE HE THREW UP AHBBHAHAHAHWJBSIWJAJQHHAHAHA#the sigmas will rise 🥶🥶
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Come now, that form of bonding can be even more fun. Trust me, I have plenty of experience.
Well, it would seem someone is squeamish when it comes to blood. I'll have to keep that in mind, though I don't think I have many stories that involve blood. Unless we were to talk about Lunis.
There is a lesser form of soul bond that doesn't give you the ability to combine. But it involves both parties carving a rune into their skin, and I don't think you want that either.
Unfortunately, a lot of our things like that involve rituals of some kind, and you know how those can be. Demons and all that always have to have some kind of sacrifice.
Frisk: "Heh, yup, definitely not doing any carving of any kind, I prefer my kind of bonding to have the opposite of hurting,"
Chara: "Aw, too squeamish to carve a rune into your skin with us?"
Frisk: "Yes actually, you know I can't stand to see people in pain, I'd rather just hang out with my loved ones and snuggle,"
Chara: "And swap......... saliva."
Frisk: "Yes, that too! It's definitely a fun option,"
Flowey is not touching this subject.
Chara: "Anyways!! Queen! I find it funny how you can suggest such a thing when I'm usually stuck in the form of a ghost child, so the idea of me finding someone to 'bond' with just isn't in my future,"
#undertale ask blog#flowey ask blog#teen!flowey#teen!frisk#teen!chara#so a queen bursts into a room arc#the broken armed arc#the star family#mun: Chara has been tethered to Flowey's soul since the Barrier was broken#it was partly their choice to be tethered to him to make sure he takes care of his soul#but it's forced them to go where he goes which hasn't allowed them the chance to meet other......ghosts?#it's been annoying watching their brother grow while they've semi stuck as a 'kid' but they're also very happy and proud of him#...ha plant pun
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Red Hood’s all about keeping his secret identity from almost everyone, right?
He’s going to all his meetings with the hood on and never lets any of his ‘business partners’ or goons or allies unrelated to the bats see his face, right???
He either gains enough trust or completely forgets to put it on as he walks in on his goons, his gang, if you will.
They all just kinda side eye this kid who just walked in and started ordering around until one of them finally speak up questioning this kids existence and whatnot. Hood whips around to yell at them for their insubordination but goes to run his hands through his hair or something and is genuinely surprised when his fingers DO go through his hair. So he just walks out of the room in a huff until he walks back in and says the exact thing. All the goons immediately burst into action and don’t question the kid who walked in and said the exact same thing moments ago…
In another instance he forgets his hood under his arm and starts addressing everyone but this time they react a bit more aggressively. This time he just sighs and puts the hood on his head. It’s an instant reaction but Doofenshmertz style, “a kid with a hood giving us orders?” To, “Red Hood giving us orders!”
Tim sees it this time and never lets him live it down, periodically calling him Perry the Platypus.
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