#and then the angry ones later

[haveihitanerve]

I love how people are like Jason Todd was a demon child and all the other robins were angels compared to him like lmao robin!Jason was a fucking delight what do you mean

Dick showed up at the manor with a blue stuffed animal elephant and the rage of 100 men and the only thing thats changed is that the elephant is grey now

Tim showed up with blackmail on the fucking Batman and bullied him into accepting him as robin

Damian popped up on the doorstep holding a fucking katanna

Meanwhile robin!jason was jumping from building to building squealing robin magic! and would spontaneously hug Batman. he loved reading shakepeare knowledge and literally screamed golly jee willickers as the highest curse word in his vocabulary.

Robin!Jason was a goddamned fucking delight and all the other ones were the little demon children lmaooo

[puppppppppy]

act 4 :(

@chipper-smol and i came to a realization

[mwagneto]

i wonder if they realise how fucking funny these thumbnails are

[unrelatedsideblog]

Sanji, who already is kinda emotional mess, having crying as automatic regulation method right behind (controlled) aggresion (and smoking).

Like, bickering with Zoro gets once more aggressive and well - it happens. They usually would have a little sparring to get over with it. But this time, Marimo is hurt and so terribly stubborn and dumb. And Sanji doesn't want to physically fight him right now, doesn't want to make damage worse. So he just stands here fuming and feels his eyes getting teary, and no, it's not because he thinks he's losing, or he's actually hurt by something Zoro said. It's because it's either that or throwing hands (or legs).

And Zoro just is here, confused.

[sukunasdirtylaugh]

fwb toji who is furious when you come home (you let him crash at your place) telling him with a broad smile that the mechanic was kind enough to give you premium air on your tires "for only $120 for all four tires!" and he's fuming, already on his feet, "no no sweetheart," he tells you, "they scammed you. why didn't you call me in the first place?" and suddenly you're shy, giving him a shrug that nearly wounds him if it weren't for the hard thumping of his heart. "give me your keys, baby. I'm gonna take care of it."

[destructo-range]

dumb tma fic idea: when michael becomes the distortion it's still technically bound to the eye because his contract never ended with the institute/the eye. and he has to come in like once a week to do paperwork or he'll feel ill

[shanklin]

I just have to ask whether my guess is right: is it the OTP with tax agent?

Thank you for taking my bait asking!

You are absolutely correct! 

Stan/his IRS Agent

The most tragic or funny or tragically funny ship. My star crossed lovers!

The agent is the one person in Stan's life who never gave up on him. Who stood over Stan's grave and told him that it’s not over yet! They won't accept it.

Maybe it's because they have a job to finish OR MAYBE because they care. They care far more than they thought they would.

Just imagine Caryn crying over the son she's lost, while his twin is standing in the back seemingly emotionless. He told her that Stanley deserved to die for all the wrong he's done and it’s breaking her heart.

Her little free spirit all alone for ten long years and even in death no one but her cared enough to say goodbye.

And then the agent arrives and through her tears she thanks them for coming and asks if they were close to Stan.

After a long pause they reply.

“Yes, he was…very important to me.”

Caryn hugs them tightly.

“Thank you.” She says and sees something in the agent's expression. She takes their hands in hers and smiles through her tears.

“Thank you for loving him.”

Stan is watching the whole scene, arms crossed and frowning.

“Could you tell me about my boy? I haven’t seen him in so long.” She sobs. “And now I never will.”

The agent squeezes her hands and forces a smile.

“Of course.”

Caryn leaves to get her things and Stan confronts the agent.

“Why are you lying to my mother?”

“Who says I’m lying?” The agent replies, refusing to turn around and look at Stan.

“Because you’re just here to close your case. He was nothing but a worthless criminal undeserving of love.” Stan says coldly and gets swiftly knocked down by a punch to the face, his glasses falling off.

“You have no right! Not after you abandoned him. Yes, he was a criminal. He lied and stole and he cheated on his taxes. He was irritating, reckless and annoying, but more than any of that Stanley Pines was a good person. He deserved so much better.”

The agent moves to take another swing and Stan looks up at them.

The agent lowers their hard.

“Shit. Why do you have to look so much like him.” They walk away to find Caryn and leave Stan alone to lick his wounds, never looking back.

***

10 years later a certain IRS agent, who never got over…the one that got away, takes a look at Stanford Pines and starts crying.

The taxes are filed beautifully. Not an error in sight but something about them is highly suspicious, almost mockingly so.

The agent would recognise these tax filings anywhere.

He’s alive. Stanley Pines is alive.

Time to make an arrest.

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

The absolute insane rage that filled me during Bete Noire every time that Verity insinuated that Maria was being an angry black woman. Listen I'm just saying, I don't care if she was bullied. There's nothing I respect less than those who were hurt going on to hurt others in the same way, knowing what it feels like, having been there. And Verity was doing FAR worse as an adult in revenge for things kids did as kids. Glad Maria is empress of the universe.

[mensmommymilkers]

Had to draw the trio from from my fave book by @sarahreesbrennan as I reread for the millionth time 😮‍💨 They’re so fun

[shima-draws]

The fact that One Piece has CONTINUOUSLY done character death fakeouts to the point where when someone dies you EXPECT them to turn around and say oh actually haha I survived jk lol not dead. But it’s all just a setup. They’re doing this to me on purpose so that when someone ACTUALLY dies for realsies and STAYS dead it is going to Hurt. And I am not Ready for that,

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

imaging early charlie's struggles with newly not-as-much-of-a-murderer vaggie like-

Charlie: (shows of a doodle of vaggie) "This is you!"

Vaggie: "Okay?" (she drew FANART of me???)

Charlie: "And this red color-" (points to doodle) "-is you anger level."

Vaggie: "....all of me is in red."

Charlie: (contemplative) "Yes. It's unusually high, for someone of your size."

Vaggie: "Look. If this is about that demon from yesterday-"

Charlie: "It's about that demon from today."

Vaggie: "What, her? She bumped into you! On purpose!! She basically walked herself right onto my spear-"

Charlie: "You threw it at her head from across store!"

Vaggie: "And if it wasn't for her stupid, perfectly-timed sneeze-"

Charlie: "You're lucky she sneezed right then- she was giving you weird looks the whole time I was yanking the spear outta the wall and dragging you away!!"

Vaggie: "I could've taken her."

Charlie: "She was an overlord, Vaggie, and six feet taller than you."

Vaggie: "She'd've been a foot and half less taller with her head missing."

Charlie: "Okay."

Charlie: (drawing a new doodle of vaggie) "This is you ALIVE. THIS-" (taps doodle aggressively) "-is our long-term goal!"

Vaggie: ".....our?" (gay) (disbelieving)

Charlie: "..." (bi) (desperate)

Charlie: "...SO! WHO WANTS PIZZA!?"

[scalproie]

fun(?) fact Ive noticed on second playthrough is how the game really hammers in the symbolism of Polle and "the baby" thats the catalytic event of everything in the game, if you've somehow missed it:

Well first there's Jimmy's line about him "being sexually attracted to cartoon horses" to Anya' face (what a fucking piece of shit. we have no idea when "it" happened or when Anya found out she was pregnant for sure but the psych evals happened one week before the crash and there is no way this all happened within one week, which means "it" happened before the psych evals)

There's of course the weird running baby-horse hybrid in the womb in medical

There's the very first minutes of the game where after setting the course to crash the ship, Jimmy goes through hallways and hallways with increasing images of Polle (first the posters then the Polle statue that gets freaky at the end), and at the end of the game, you learn that he went to crash the ship after learning that Anya's pregnant

And finally, at the very end there's Polle talking to Jimmy and there is one line of Polle wondering if he should call Jimmy "Old Man"

And idk, maybe linking the two by having Polle both represent Pony Express as its mascot and the consequence of what Jimmy did to Anya as "the baby" is meant to show how Jimmy is afraid of the punishment he will recieve back on earth? And that's why he says to Polle "You're dead! And Pony Express too!" at the end, reassuring himself they can't get him for what he's done? Or maybe it's just meant to link both being let go from Pony Express and having consequences for raping Anya into one entity? And bringing those two things into one was the reason why he decided to end it all with crashing the ship? Idk food for thoughts

[acrel-is-acrel]

lil claud is just so squishy.... squish..... pinching her cheeks....

[honorarypines]

My dad is such a piece of shit sometimes fr.

He noticed I'm downloading the anti ai software and had the fuckin audacity to say 'As if the Ai would actually want to train itself on your drawings' and then he basically said 'your artstyle isn't your own, you copied it entirely off of those cartoons you watch. It already exists, millions of people draw in the exact same way as you so you protecting your art won't change a thing'

One day I'm gonna murder him I swear the fuck is wrong with the guy

[waitineedaname]

I love that the best emotional acting when it comes to facial expressions comes from Lan Wangji (microexpressions) and Jiang Cheng (macroexpressions). Lan Wangji doesn't emote much but when you're keyed in, the tiny little changes in his facial expression are Devastating. Meanwhile Jiang Cheng is feeling Every Emotion, All The Time, and you are going to see it on every inch of his face. He'll go through twenty different expressions in the same amount of seconds and that face journey will be but a brief glimpse into the awful emotional rollercoaster that is Jiang Cheng's life