#and then ofc egghead

[zbdragons]

So this week's episode definitely render this meme obsolete

It already wasn't entirely accurate for manga readers but now even anime onlys cannot really use it anymore... This is the end of an era

[beaulesbian]

"The world should have protected you, but you have been asked to protect it. What an honor. What an injustice." - NADDPOD, Bahumia campaign ep. 97 (x)

[thenessiartist]

Shoutout to Kizaru for being the funniest person on Egghead right now Textless version:

[chaogongoozles]

/jk

do you guys like my sonic oc haha

[uki01]

HELLO HELLO!! I HOPE YOUR HAVINGA GOOD DAYYY/NIGHTT/ECT!! I HAVE A REQUEST FOR YOU

okay so yk how how shadow can roller skate(his air shoes) and how he's quite fast on them?? Okay so what if y/n has a motorcycle! And she challenges him

Like they test out who's really the faster one, and ofc if you want add other characters in yk! and you can pick whoever wins! Yk a surprise ending!

ANYWAYS HAVE A GOOD DAY/NIGHT/ECT !! 🦇

”Just try to Keep Up.”

Shadow The Hedgehog x Reader

Author’s Note: This is so cute! And thank you for the kind words you have a good time zone! Wherever you are anon!

Warning: Start of ra relationship, blood mentioned, crash and suggestive (making out) don’t worry it isn’t NSFW.

You just got back from a motorcycle ride, and boy was it fun, you loved travelling and you loved your motorcycle, it was the best combination ever.

Right now you were cleaning your motorcycle after from its ride, till you felt a dust of wind hit you and your motorcycle.

“Sonic! Can I you watc-“

“I am not that faker.”

Oh! It was Shadow!

“Oh! Hi Shadow!”

“Hey Y/N.”

He dusted himself off, damn he looked amazing, like always.

“You own a motorcycle too?”

“Yep! Ain’t she a beauty? I fell inlove her the day I took her in as my own.”

“Hmph, but can they match my air shoes? I highly doubt your motorcycle can go that fast.”

“Oh yeah? You can only run that fast because of your flying shoes.”

“Air shoes.”

“Yeah whatever, hey! Since we think different things, why don’t we have a race! You plus my motorcycle versus you and your air shoes.”

“Hmph, what a waste of my time, you can’t beat me.”

He started to walk away and you started to pout, until you got an idea.

“Awh… what a shame, I didn’t know, Shadow The Hedgehog, The Ultimate Lifeform, was a coward.”

He stopped in his tracks as his ear started to twitch. Worked as always.

“You dare call me a coward?”

“You dare reject my awesome and badass race idea?”

He grunted, folded his arms then thought for a second, then looked back at you.

“Fine, I’ll humour you just this once.”

“He said while not being able to resist to join me in my other shenanigans.”

“Shut it. I will race you, but try not to get too cocky like that damn faker once you lose.”

“Oh I will win alright. Just watch me.”

“Hmph, we will see about that.”

And it started, the race, ‘Y/N Vs Shadow’ the word was spread around real fast, everyone was already on their way to watch, Knuckles, Sonic and Tails were voting for you while Amy, Rouge and Omega were voting for Shadow.

“Go Y/N kick Shadow’s butt!” Sonic yelled out.

“You got this Shadow!” Amy shouts.

“I believe in you Y/N! Run him over!” Knuckles called out.

“You can win this Shadow. Don’t give lose this.” Rouge said.

“Woohoo! Yay Y/N!” Tails said to you.

“You got this Shadow.” Omega said.

You both were on the start line getting ready, giving Shadow one last glance.

“May the best win.”

“Hmph, I plan on it.”

Ah, same old Shadow. Soon as the flag was down you two were already racing against each other.

So you both were at the start of Green Hill, to Stardust Speedway, to Metropolis Zone, to Mystic Cave, to Chemical Plant Zone and the end of Emerald Zone.

You both were determined to win, so far you were in the lead giving Shadow a blowing a raspberry at him, Shadow growled at this, you started to increase speed, it was between you winning then Shadow winning, always ending in ties.

Soon as you made it to the Mystic Cave, you were still going, not a single scratch on the motorcycle, until Dr Eggman’s Bandniks came out of nowhere, making you stop in your tracks.

“Damnit!” You shouted, you tried to find an exit, which you did, went to a small cave as they started to chase you down.

“Ugh! Why now of all days Egghead!” You stepped on the pedal at full speed, making some of the bandiks crashing into each other or getting hit by a rock nearby.

It was all going good until you were cornered by another pair of bandiks, you pressed your foot on the break fast until one of the bandiks shot a last at you which you just barely missed, it scraped your knee and damaged your motorcycle causing a small explosion.

“Ah!..” You hissed, but you were determined to stay standing, you grabbed 5 rocks and got a good shot at the other bandniks but more just came, great. You got into a fighting stance but couldn’t keep still due to so many scars on you because of the explosion.

Out of nowhere someone came in and started spin dashing and destroying all the bandiks, you weren’t be able to get a good view because of their speed. Once they were all gone, he stood still and got rid of the last one and turned around to look at you. It was Shadow!

“Shadow! Oh thank god I am glad to see you.”

“Y/N, are you hurt.”

“I just got a few scratches is all, it’s fi-“

He cut you off as he immediately aided you as soon as you said the word scratches.

“Shadow it’s fine really.”

“No, you are injured. You can even sit up properly.”

You smiled and just gave in as he does his thing. After he was done aiding you, he sat near you staying by your side.

“You know you could’ve just kept going to win the race, hell you can even go now, now that I’m injured.”

He turned to you with a scowl.

“Are you stupid? To think I will leave you here all alone? I may be determined to win but I would never leave you here in the dust, that would be foolish of me, and the Ultimate Lifeform is not foolish, I would do anything, especially if it’s you.”

Your face flashed at that last sentence, as you laughed a bit.

“You know your pretty good with your words, you sure you don’t rehearse or make it up on the spot?”

“Tch.”

He still sat there, few mins pass by, you decided to hold his hand, since you had a fat crush on him and you needed to a make move on him somehow, so what’s better to start with hand holding. Once you started initiating, Shadow immediately turned and see you holding his hand.

“Sorry! Just uh… wanted to hold you hand cause of… support!”

“I hope you know you are a horrible liar. You could’ve just asked to hold my hand.”

Oh, well at least that settles it, you just still there for a bit. Few mins pass by even more, you think it was a good time to get up and see if you can walk, Shadow didn’t think so.

“I think I should get up.”

“No.”

He dragged you down, making you landing in his lap. Oh, oh okay.

“You need to rest.” Shadow told you sternly.

“Well okay, can I get off your lap to rest?”

“You are resting.”

Oh, well damn, he’s a bit straightforward today, this is scaring you.

“Shadow? You okay?”

“No, I left you unsupervised and you got hurt in the results of agreeing to this stupid race, if only I watched over you, you would’ve not gotten hurt.”

Ah, Awwh, this was a sight to see, you held his hands reassuringly which caught him off guard.

“Shadow it’s fine, I am fine, I am not dead.”

You looked up at him, he looked back. You kept staring at his red crimson eyes for hours. You decided to lean in and he did too. Soon as you leaned in your lips started to meet, first it was just an innocent kiss, you two wrapped each other’s arms around leaning in closer, bodies touching each other, pressing your guys lips even more, Shadow becoming more obsessive and possessive, demanding more attention of your lips pressing against yours.

Now this was a make out, you two there, tongues dancing with each other felt like forever. After that you finally pulled away, panting every second.

“I never thought, you of all people would actually initiated into this.” You panted.

“Like I said, I did, because it was you.” Shadow said with a smirk.

God, you wanted to slap him fast but your face was too flustered. You then looked at him, with him still having a smirk on his face, now he starts pampering you with kisses on your arms with scars.

“Uh, Shadow, hello? We have a race to finish.”

“Hold on N/N, I am making sure you are loved.”

Wow, he was trying to make your face as red as you can but still loved it regardless.

“So.. are we… a thing now?” You asked him.

“Well, do you like me? Romantically?” Shadow asked.

“Yes” you said “Do you like me?” You asked.

“More than just like, I love you, I love you Y/N.” Shadow smiled.

Your hearted fluttered at the sight and smiled at him.

“I love you too, Shadow The Hedgehog.”

As you two gazed into each other’s eyes, you decided to kiss turned to making out again, you had more time to spare anyways so it wasn’t bad. The others can wait.

“Whatever took you and Y/N so long and who won the race?” Rouge asked the brooding hedgehog with impatience in her voice.

“Hmph, there was just an accident that happened.”

“And that is?”

“Just, a slip up is all.”

You happen to walk by and gave Shadow a wave and smile, which he gave a small wave and a smile smile back, Rouge witnessing this pieced the pieces together and gasped.

“Are you and Y/N?!” Rouge asked excitedly.

Shadow then turned to Rouge. Just looking at her, then Rouge gasped excitedly.

“Oh my god that is so cute! When did you two become a thing?!” Rouge asking already.

“The race.”

Shadow said simply, Rouge smirked at this then started teasing him a bit then the question popped up again.

“Wait, who won the race though?” She asked.

“It was a tie.” Shadow said.

“You let them win didn’t you?” She said teasingly.

Shadow grunted, while Rouge laughed at this, even if he didn’t win the race, he already won something even better, or someone.

Author’s Note: This might be my best one yet! Thank you for this amazing request! I love Shadow!

[melkyt]

Bonney's growth was stunted because of her disease right?

Law ending up on Luffy's ship post egghead, sees this child that reminds him of how he was as a child, better yet how Lami was.

This is his little sister now, and he will go 110% in trying to take care of her, and help her do anything she wants. Thats how Kuma gets patched up

Bonney immediately realizes she has Law wrapped around her little finger and starts doing gremlin little sister things. She's never had a big brother, and this is fun

Luffy is watching all this and laughing hia ass off as Law wakes with his face scribbled on because he falls asleep reading Bonney a story

Luffy getting obsessed with how Law is with kids, and is like We should have one of our own! Lets go find a baby treasure chest!

Law not sure if Luffy is serious, and just blinks at the idea that Luffy thinks all pirate captain children come from treasure chests.

Bonney supports Luffy in the idea, duh, pirate children are treasure, so ofc they are going to be in treasure chests! Now make me a big sister... or an aunt? She chuckles bouncing around the ship with Luffy xd

[nami-treasure-trove]

I was rewatching Fishman Island arc through the remaster. Points for Nami and Jinbei who predicted Luffy's reaction to Hody's acts on Fishman Island. Although I know the other Straw Hats would also reach the same thoughts if they were present to see Hody and connected the dots, this is also a smart setup from Oda in order for Nami and Jinbe to meet and talk about Arlong later.

Also, it's great that later when they start talking about Arlong, Sanji is present. Being one of the East Blue gang who have fought against Arlong's crew and supported Nami back then, his presence added to the seriousness of the discussion. Luffy's a no-go. He didn't even remember Yosaku mentioning Jinbe.

How that would bring Jinbe to really bow his head down in apology.

But for Nami to then rise above her past and relieve Jinbe of his heavy burden because she understood the layers behind it all. She will not forgive Arlong. But his crew's actions is not a reason to hate other fishmen. Nami is but one example of what Otohime wanted to pass on to the future of fishmen. To go above their hate and racism towards humans, and get along.

I like to think that the reason he says this is because he used to not believe Otohime's way of thinking about humans. He had prejudice against humans. He went on a journey for the sake of the fishmen, but also to see for himself what the human world is really like after meeting Koala and after Fisher Tiger's death.

Jinbe having witnessed it time and time again (Ace and Whitebeard), and even more personal here with Nami, it really just proved that there is hope and goodness in the world if we embrace that. It was a genuinely powerful scene that I hope nobody glossed over. Nami's kindness is different from Whitebeard's or Ace's, since neither of them had a reason to hate fishmen. Nami, however, was tortured by fishmen. She could have chosen to hate their race, but instead, she only blames it on Arlong and his crew. And she's not even that unfriendly towards Hachi.

Also, let's not forget the fact that Shirahoshi was listening the entire time, AND KNEW HODY KILLED HER MOTHER, and all this was happening near Otohime's grave!

Oh, you sneaky, sneaky, Odacchi! This was definitely foreshadowing Shirahoshi's similar trait with Nami. Back then, I just thought she feels a little close Nami because I thought they shared losing a mother by the hands of the opposite race. But it's actually deeper than that. It's because Shirahoshi heard Nami not hating her race despite her experiences! BECAUSE SHIRAHOSHI'S MOTHER WAS KILLED BY HER OWN RACE AND SHE STILL DOES NOT FALL TO HATRED! Holy shiiiiit! I mean, I know Nami hates Arlong, but as far as Shirahoshi understood the conversation she heard, Nami is not a person who harbors hate herself.

THE LAYERS OF THIS SCENE. God, I hope Otohime heard them talking here fr.

Meanwhile, at this exact moment, Hody's crew were forcing fishmen and merfolk to step on Otohime's picture. The audacity. God they're the worst villains in the series. Hody and his crew are pure evil. EVIL. At least Doflamingo has a desire to have a family of his own, even if it twisted. Blackbeard, at worst, is just a greedy, ambitious mofo.

This is an incredible arc. I genuinely think it's up there with Enies Lobby, Marineford, Wano, and Egghead. The symbolism and setup is just crazy good. (We don't talk about the anime pacing. Only story-wise.)

Bonus: It's so wholesome every time Nami hugs Jinbe. I cry a little inside whenever I see it. Happy tears, ofc.

[petrichorium]

The all might/deku to garp/koby comparison makes me annoyed not be it’s a Bad comparison but bc it’s a good comparison and only highlights how one pair of chars is like. Infinitely more interesting and dynamic than the other pair and it’s Not the one that involves a whole ass main character 😭😭😭 and on the one hand I recognize that I’m biased bc I fundamentally disagree w Horikoshi/BNHA’s worldview regarding policing and more align w Oda/One Piece’s, but I think it’s also just like. Koby and Garp r better written characters too. Which is again infuriating bc they get all of a handful of scenes over the course of nearly twelve hundred episodes meanwhile Deku is literally the mc like that’s crazy.

I have such a hyperspecific meta/gripe that I keep wanting to yap about but I must admit it’s kinda mean-spirited n would be a more effective discussion if I weren’t bitter abt certain things LOL

[beaulesbian]

What do you mean Vegapunk is missing? Where did he go?! Did you look carefully?

[licorice-tea]

The Way Things Go

Pairing: Kaku x reader

Content: huge spoilers for water 7 and enies lobby!!! kaku calls reader “miss” but gender nuetral pronouns are used besides that, reader is a strawhat, flirting and things!

Word Count: 1.4k

A/N: this is going to be a mini series covering the reader’s arrival in water 7 (with the straw hats ofc!) to the end of enies lobby. basically, how the reader meets kaku, falls for him, learns his true identity, etc. it’s been a WHILE since i watched the water 7/ennies lobby arcs so im sorry if some things aren’t accurate!! also this is very self indulgent, ik he doesn’t have a ton of fans but seeing him in egghead put me back in my kaku era😇 enjoy! <3

Part 2

You walk towards the doors of the shipyard nonchalantly, but with clear direction and intent. “I need to help find a shipwright who can evaluate the Going Merry and tell us what it’ll cost to fix.” Just a few minutes ago, you’d split up from Nami, Luffy, and Usopp in favor of heading straight to the shipyard while they went to find a place to exchange all of your “stolen” treasure for berries, first. Which is how you ended up standing outside a set of massive doors and an equally tall wall to what you had been told was the Galley La Shipyard. However, after finding no buttons or opening mechanism, you try and fail to push open the incredibly heavy doors.

“Afternoon, miss. Are you looking for a way into the Galley-La Company, by chance?”

You turn around expecting someone older, who has lived a life and now finds no reason to speak in anything other than proverbs and make casual small talk using the same dialects that were popular half a century ago. But instead you’re met with a young man, no older than 25, and a nose reminiscent of Usopp’s. He’s tall, with pretty eyes and strawberry blond hair. You notice the words “Galley La” stitched on the front of his baseball cap, and realize he must work there.

“Hi! Yes, I’m looking for a way into the shipyard.” you nod earnestly.

“Allow me to introduce myself then,” the man removes his hat and holds it to his chest as a gesture of respect, “I’m Kaku, one of the shipwrights of the Galley La Company.” Then he extends his hand toward yours, “It’s a pleasure to meet you, miss…?”

“Y/n,” you take his hand and shake it once, “and the pleasure’s all mine.”

He smiles and (ever so slowly) lets go of your hand, then brings two fingers up under his chin in a pondering expression. “Say, you look awfully familiar miss y/n. Don’t tell me… you’re a model!”

You giggle at the compliment, “Only on wanted posters!”

“Ah, we get plenty of pirates around these parts, but I’ve never met one as pretty as yourself.” he punctuates his comment with a wink.

You smile and shake your head, “I’m sorry but I’m kind of on a time crunch; would you be able to let me into the shipyard? My crew and I need repairs on our ship.”

“Certainly, miss. Wait here, and I’ll have the doors open in a jiffy.”

As the shipwright leads the pirate through the yard, he makes quick work of getting closer to you. It doesn’t take long for Kaku to boldly rest his hand on your lower back as if to guide you in new directions. At one point he even hooks his arm around your shoulders to turn you toward a particular construction area, but his flirting does not go unnoticed.

“Next on our tour,” he gestures forward at a building with one hand, with his other on the small of y/n’s back, “this is where we design some of the new ships.”

The building is one of few within the large, outdoor shipyard. Kaku opens the door for you and announces to his fellow shipwrights, who are hard at work designing various ship parts inside, that he’s brought a guest. The building isn’t very large inside, either- just a few tables decorate the interior, all covered in blueprints and drawing tools. You wave politely around the room and even excuse yourself for the intrusion, but your tour guide puts his arm around you once again and assures you that it’s no bother. And he’s right; the ship designers either pay you no mind or kindly explain what they’re doing as  you make your way through the room. Their work is intriguing, and extremely detailed- almost artistic, in a way.

Kaku catches the glint in your eyes and asks, “Are you an engineer? Or- no, an architect?” he incorrectly guesses your occupation, but his attempts are cute at the very least.

You laugh and smile, “No, I’m not. But this work is really amazing… there’s just so much attention to detail; it’s very…”

“Beautiful?” he offers with a proud grin.

“Hm. I was going to say skilled, but yeah, beautiful.” You continue in a slow lap around the room to observe the blueprints and the shipwrights drawing them. When the two of you exit, you give another wave by the door and thank the shipwrights for letting you see their work. Kaku stays behind and winks at his coworkers, who all grin or shake their heads in amusement at his clear pursuit of the visitor (you), before following you outside.

He jogs to catch up and falls into step alongside you. “So, what do you do then if you don’t mind my asking, miss y/n?” Then, he takes on a teasing tone: “Besides pirating, of course.”

“I do plenty.” You joke back. Sure, you could tell him your dream and your role on the crew but… where’s the fun in that? Besides, you barely know the guy.

“You’re awfully mysterious, miss y/n.” He not-so-discreetly observes your profile as you continue walking through the shipyard. “Say, how long are you and your crew in town?”

“Oh, well.. however long it takes for our ship to be repaired, I guess.” Then, your gaze meets his with a somewhat knowing expression. “Why do you ask?”

Kaku smirks, “I’d like to get to know you better.”

With a smirk and a hum of acknowledgment, you both continue walking side by side with an added air of flirtation in every brush of your hands or shoulders. You reach the end of the shipyard, and turn around to head back. On the way back to the front entrance, Kaku agrees to personally asses the Going Merry free of charge, “just for you.” The two of you make plans for him to come to the place where the Straw Hats hid her later that evening when he has time. Finally, you two have done a complete lap around the Galley-La Shipyard, and you find yourselves back at the entrance.

“Thank you again for agreeing to check out our ship. She means a lot to us; my crew and I.”

He puts his hands in his pockets, sort of mimicking your own nonchalant demeanor; “It’s no problem at all, miss. In fact, it’ll be my great pleasure to work for you.”

You giggle at his flirting once again, and bid him farewell. “Well, I’m going to go find my crew mates. I think they probably found us some hotel rooms by now.” (You’d all planned to stay in a hotel while in Water 7, in order for repairs to be carried out.)

Kaku nods, “Then I hope you’ll come visit me when you have the time. Or would you prefer it if I came to you?”

“…You don’t have to do that.” Awkward laughter escapes your lips.

“No, but I sure would like to,” he takes one of your hands and surrounds it with both of his, “if you’ll let me.”

This has your mouth gaping as you search for the right response… He’s so straightforward, unlike most of the young men you’ve met on your travels. “W-well, ok.”

“Ok? So, that’s a yes then?” He chuckles, trying to lighten the mood and ease your nervousness (though he does find it endearing.) “I could only accept your enthusiastic consent, miss y/n, if I were to go ahead with courting you.”

“I- Courting me?” you hold back a laugh, not wanting to tease him for his old fashioned way when you find it so charming. “Then, yes. I enthusiastically agree.”

He grins, “Swell! I think I’ll swing by your Going Merry around 5, shouldn’t talk long to asses damages and give you a quote on how much she’ll be to fix. How about we meet then?”

And you nod, “Sounds like a plan.”

“It is one.” He leans in conspiratorially and wriggles his brows, “One could even call it a date.”

You hide another smile by biting your lip and take a step back. “Right… Well, I’ll see you then!” With a wave over your shoulder, you’re off. He watches for a moment as you disappear into a more crowded area of the street and chuckles to himself.

What a sweet guy. A little old fashioned, but very polite, and so tall and handsome and- sigh.

You’re already falling for him.

[foryouthegays]

my plan for the manga is like. i wanna take my time with this im not gonna Rush .but also oh my god i want to be caught up so bad i want to know whats happening in elbaf im so jealous of yall who r caught up

guess whos entirely fucking caught up on one piece babieeeeee

[l0ca1-s1mp]

Bro pookie, so like

My dad knows op and all right? And i (ofc) have a op OC AU and stuff? But i can't TALK WITH HIM ABOUT IT because I'm

1. To embarrassed.

And 2. HE REACTS BAD, LIKE NOT BAD IN SENSS OF MEAN LIKE, I SAY 286291639 WORDS AND HE LIKE "ok"

I talk to my mom about my oc's all the time (if we actually talk then) and SHE KNOWS JACK SHIT ABOUT OP

Uuuugghhhhh what do i doooooooo?!?! +(! #8 :(((

(In the end, I'll probably spam you instead 😜😜)

DUDE MY BROTHER DOES THE SAME THING AS YOUR DAD, AND MY MOM DOESN'T KNOW JACK SHIT EITHER AND STILL LISTENS TO ME IN A LITERAL PUBLIC RESTAURANT ABOUT MY OP OCS-😭🙏

Spam away :D (oh also I'm working on like a egghead design for Miyake since its the last arc to be animated)

[blacklegsanjiii]

ooh angsty reveal idea for warlord!Sanji!!! mb the warlords are all somehow captured (idk how but lets imagine) and theyre boutta be executed for betraying the world gov and when Sanji hears he freaks and insists they go help. strawhats agree cause of jinbei asking plus knowing boa and mihawk. are vry suprised when Sanji interrupts the execution by diving flaming-feet-first into the podium screaming to not touch his parents

ofc they rescue the warlords and coup de burst the hell outta there and all of the crew are furiosly interrogating sanji + warlords on what the hell just happened. after all the initial chaos is over warlords ask what sanjis been up 2 since they last heard. with every new self sactificial act theyre sideeying him a little more. he did not mention any of this

side note but even if sanji wasnt raised by kuma surely he at least hung around him a bit. prbly is upset at finding out his whole backstory during egghead and wants to help

First Kuma: yeah they were around each other but it's definitely not the Kuma Bonney called "Daddy" until Egghead. But when Sanji and Jinbei find out they help, as does the crew. Of course. Sanji and Jinbei are both upset so they give him the denden numbers for the other parents and send them off.

Secondly:

OMFG YES! Sanji gets up first thing in the morning and the newscoo is waiting for him to buy the paper. He does and sees the headline that four former warlords are going to be executed so the first thing he does is ring Perona on her transponder and ask if she wants to help. Then he goes and wakes Jinbei up with and shows him the headline once they're in the galley with coffee. Perona of course agreed to help so now it's just a matter of convincing the crew and getting to the execution sight. Neither of which should be too hard but then again, this is going to be like Ace's execution.

So when the crew is let in for breakfast Jinbei asks Luffy who agrees. They helped save Ace after all so he can return the favor. Luffy even calls up Ace and when they approach the meeting spot Ace and some White Beard commanders are there and so is Perona, who promptly gives Zoro shit.

"So what's the plan?" Vista asks.

"We grab them and go." Luffy says simply and Marco groans because Ace nods in agreement with his baby brother.

"Is he always like this?" Perona asks Sanji.

"Yeah, you should have heard him on the way to Dressrosa." Sanji answers and Perona sighs.

"Any better ideas?" She asks and when no answer is given they go make their way there. The warlords are brought onto the execution platform and seem a little to calm to be on their way to death. Suddenly Sanji is gone and Perona is flying with her ghosts spearing through marines. Luffy and Ace rocket forward as Luffy cheers and Ace yells at him to wait.

And then Sanji is kicking a marine off the platform with his fire feet as Sengoku and Kizaru look at him. Crocodile looks smugly up at them as Doffy is laughing his ass off and yelling about "the kid showing up" and now Sanji is fighting two admirals in front of all his parents.

And once the warlords are free? Mihawk grabs the first sword he sees and goes to help Sanji while yelling at Doflamingo to string the marines up. Crocodile and Boa are excellent distractions. Very excellent as they draw attention away from Mihawk and Sanji. Bitch Boy Akainu is upset as he tries to join the fray but Luffy and Ace have a particular grudge with him that they're happy to take care of now.

"When the hell did you learn to set yourself on fire?!" Mihawk demands.

"Enies Lobby!" Sanji calls back.

"We will be having a proper conversation about this later!" Mihawk warns him over their fighting with admirals.

"Can we focus on this first, please?" Sanji yells as he dodges Sengoku.

"If we must." Mihawk answers.

Once they do get on the Sunny Jinbei tells all the warlords to hold on because the ship can fly for about a minute.

"Oh fucking hell. First our kid and now the fucking ship?" Crocodile demands as the warlords grab hold of whatever part of the ship is closest as the coup de burst happens. Once they're sailing away and a good distance Chopper says he wants to look over all the devil fruit users, Jinbei, Sanji, and Zoro. Boa asks why Mihawk doesn't need a check up and Chopper just looks at Mihawk and then at Boa and says he can't get sick from seastone and unless he's like Sanji he should be fine. Jinbei is nodding solemnly and Sanji is so fucking pale, like thanks for ratting him at you fucking assholes; or it might be the blood loss because he is bleeding from the head and has cuts from Kizaru all over.

"I guess there's no better time for that talk than now." Mihawk says to Sanji. "Set your legs on fire again, I don't think the others caught that bit."

"I saw them in Dressrosa, it's not my fault they put us all separately." Doflamingo laughs.

"You should have called and told us, that seems important enough!" Boa points at Jinbei.

"We were escaping Tottoland and on our way to Wano. Sanji and Luffy were both very injured." Jinbei argues.

"What was going on with that anyway?" Perona asks Sanji. "Because I didn't even get to see you at Thriller Bark and I had to spend two years with that idiot." She points at Zoro.

"Oi!" Zoro yells.

"Do you know how directionally challenged he is? Did you kick him in the head too many times? How is he the first mate?" Perona demands.

"Hell if I know, I'm the cook!" Sanji defends themself.

"I like how they didn't object to kicking Roronoa in the head too many times." Crocodile says to Mihawk.

"I'm still more intrigued by Sanji setting themself on fire." Mihawk says.

"My poor baby! You should go first, look at all this blood!" Boa wails as she grabs Sanji.

"Would you believe me if I said it wasn't the worst?" Sanji asks as he tries to shove her off.

"Oo, tell me more." Perona grins as she floats beside them.

"Now you've done it. Out with it, I haven't seen you since Alabasta." Crocodile gestures with his hook.

"Nevermind this is the worst I've been injured!" Sanji yells as Boa squeezes them tighter.

"Didn't you break your back on Drum island?" Usopp asks.

"Yeah, he has plate holding his spine together which is why Chopper was so upset that God guy shot him with lightning like five times." Nami says.

"Oh! In Wano that bird guy sent you through like four buildings!" Luffy says.

"Didn't you snap your leg in Wano as well?" Robin asks as Mihawk sighs and Doffy laughs.

"Oh my gosh, you're so dumb. No wonder you made such a bad zombie." Perona huffs as Mihawk pinches the bridge of his nose.

"Do you regret getting them off a rock yet?" Doflamingo laughs.

"I'm wondering how I let Zeff talk me into being a parent and then parenting with you four." Mihawk answers.

"Shouldn't have brought them to Warlord meetings then." Boa says sticking her tongue out and squeezing Sanji tighter.

"Truly this is all your fault." Crocodile agrees and Doffy nods while laughing.

"Boa, please don't break Sanji's back...again, apparently." Jinbei says while rubbing his face. Boa sticks her tongue out at him as she follows Chopper to the infirmary with their child.

"How did he even break his back?" Mihawk asks.

"He kicked me and Nami out of the way of an avalanche." Luffy shrugs.

"I wanna hear about the lightning." Doffy smiles.

"Um, some guy on a sky island was going to use it on me and Usopp." Nami says weakly.

"Didn't Cook-bro also have a building fall on him while you were in his body?" Franky asks Nami who pales considerably as Mihawk lets out a long sigh.

[burgerrat]

No way no fucking way

Also you will be pleased to know I may or may not be working on a prof egghead playlist . Of songs that make me think of him. Smiles

COUGH- i already made one myself but i'll still be happy to hear yours COUGH-

[nerdstreak]

soni.c movie inserts are finally here!

wanted to do something a bit more fun than my style or more realistic, so i did them in the uekawa sa2 style!

some fun tidbits for each:

that t-shirt is from p.ersona 5! (which i own on steam but havent finished at all) since i often wear tshirts i wanted to rep smthn else sega that could feasibly be in the movie as an easter egg, so there it is! other than that, s/i is tom's neighbor also looking to move until sonboy's arrival sways her otherwise

agent s/i is named after angel island! not canonically in movie ofc but thats what i named her after. she works for egghead with stone and bakes some mean pastries to go with his coffee. once ivo disappears in the first movie she's starting to like their little coffee shop au come to life, but the domesticity is ruined and she starts to hate working for him more seeing how crazy he's gotten

[leontheluxuriousone]

Masterpost🌀✨

what up! Names Leonardo but you can call me Leon! Use whatever pronouns ya like!

Let’s just say, I am extremely handsome. And charming! And ofc, overall amazing ✨

Awesome Pfp done by: @echodoesstuff62333

The fam!:

Angie: @mikey-the-mischevious

Egghead: @geniusbuiltblogtm

old man 1: @raph-reign17

hiero!: @riseleon

Other us??

old man 2: @marvelousmichelangelo

“yee paw”: @ninjas-greatest-weapon ( aka future me?)

don tron: @genius-othello

Raphie: @b1g-raph1e

The amigos!:

Apes: @aprilthefiercequeen

Cass w/ the mask : @thecassclan

CJ: @hugzfromcaseyjr

Pax: @pax-man2010

Vincent von vivi: @mikey-rottmnt

Stella: @stella-kessho-reporting-for-duty

usagi (aka bunny boy) @yokai-nerd

Alternative Universe us??

Lee: @captain-ryans-no1-fan-2

Raph: @im-a-turtle-with-anger-issues

skyscraper Donnie: @donniepedia-the-encyclopedia

Mike!: @the-party-dude

Casey 3: @goongala-hockey-puck

Karai: @karaiirl

Ronin universe

ronin mikey??: @ronin-mikey

and if anyone sees @bigmama10ffical, & @repo-maniac, don’t bring them to me.

(They’ll beat my ass probably)

(None RP blog: @averagetmntfan)!!

would also like to say that this acc swears, like a lot. So if that triggers u, I suggest u click off.

And the rest of the gang is here!

RULES:

no gross asks. I shouldn’t even have to say this, but meh

(NSFW,TCEST,PROSHIPPERS DNI!!!!!!)

do not send weird things in dms, please.

((OOC Note: ill use “((“ to show I’m ooc!))