#and then my alarm went off
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i’m so sleep deprived at work that i pulled out my phone to check the time, saw a notification from you, went ‘oh maddys up’ (out loud), and immediately opened tumblr like i wasn’t literally in the middle of a task. anyways yay for overnights and gay people in my phone
YAY i love you i am always up for you except when i’m not
#i had a dream that me and some friends won $4000 and were going to split it 4 ways#and then my alarm went off#homophobia
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There was a murder and I accidentally solved it by a) being an easy/fun/oblivious target for a mean girl and b) being a completionist who knew we weren’t making headway in murder a but was too damn nosy about murder b (which was murder a but I’m face blind so I straight up didn’t realize)
#ra speaks#personal#dreams#going to go drive for a few hours now bueee#byeeee*#it was at an eating disorder camp ??? I wasn’t going there but I was there as like. idk a diversity hire? to talk about trees?#anyways mean girl murderer straight up orchestrated this other girls killing ace attorney villain style#and had like half the other girls in camp in on it but blackmailed/etc. to keep quiet.#and I was involved bc I think??? I knew damn well one of the girls was straight up lying bc I knew where she was bc we were tree talking#but she said she was somewhere else and wouldn’t budge on her testimony#anyways mean girl a pretended to be my ‘friend’ and wanted to ‘help me prove her innocence’#anyways we ended up finding a (supposedly different and much older) body somewhere else#idk why she showed me maybe she was like. bragging???#and my dumbass completely trusted mean girl bc idk dream logic so it seemed irrelevant to the case#until my nosiness brought it up in court and someone smarter than me started putting the pieces together#like hey we know this other kid is dead bc of blood/whatever but we don’t have a body. what do you MEAN you found a body???#me: idk man it seemed way to old and didn’t look relevant to this case and I didn’t know if it was something to bring up w an archeologist#anyways mean girl got got. other girls were color coded fairy folk??? whose parents were pissed but bound by law to not intervene???#and then my alarm went off
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OH THANK HYLIA
#a tornado touched down in my dream and i was screaming at my siblings to get inside the closet#and then my alarm went off#���hey we were at the wrong house#anyway glad i don’t have to deal with that
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Wolfie and Four friendship appreciation doodles! They're shared secrets besties! I hope Four's distrust of the shadow crystal doesn't drive anything between them. Wild found his way into this compilation with a force. It seems I can't draw Wolfie and not include him too!
#linked universe#linkeduniverse#lu four#lu twilight#lu wolfie#lu wild#lu legend#lu hyrule#fairy hyrule#I drew most of these on my weekends at camp#hence the swearing probably lol can't swear in front of the campers#man I did not leave that mountain for the whole summer and I wouldn't have it any other way#I was there 6+ weeks straight#some of the other counselors who also stayed and I would occasionally make the hour drive into town#a bunch of us went to see the Barbie movie together and like 2/3 through the film the fire alarm went off and we were evacuated ajhsgfsdf#we all held hands to not be separated in case there was an actual emergency and some guy was like 'look at the preschoolers'#AND AAAAA I won't be separated from my counselor buddies!!!! RAAAHH this is what we would have gotten the kids to do#so I guess we're just too good at our jobs lol#that one LU post with the lads lined up with their bows? It's AWESOME#but I taught a bunch of kids archery this summer and none of the lads have the right posture lol#I'm walking up and down that line readjusting all of them ahsgdsdf#Imagine Wars going to Wind though like 'remember to pull back to your smile! :D '#and Wind just deadeye staring him down like you serious rn?#caught and removed a scorpion from the lake cabin biffy this summer - that was very exciting#calmed the campers down and put them to bed and then rolled up my sleeves and asked the program staff who was staying with us#for emotional support#her only experience with scorpions was from animal crossing so she was like 'get ready to run' and I'm- I think we'll be okay#anyways it's her perched on one of the toilets with a spray bottle of bleach and me with an empty tupperware from dinner#I caught it under the tupperware but IT MOVED THE TUPPERWARE#we drowned it in bleach and it like finally died but it took a while and then we flung it into the woods BYE BUGGY
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Why did i just have a dream that my teacher called me by my sisters name and was annoyed that i was doing my project wrong so I got up and left the class
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No time to play. You are being sent away.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#yu ziyuan#jiang yanli#jiang cheng#wei wuxian#Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power.#Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes.#But sit with me for a moment. Consider it:#“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled.#I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me.#I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon.#I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette.#'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!'#I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man!#I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends.#My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away.#As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!'#I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!'#Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes#and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her???#Chapter 2 is so much worse#Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!!#This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God.#It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here?#I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.
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Oscar: I shouldn't be surprised you're so familiar with fairy tales.
Oz: I've lived through my share of them.
Oscar: I've been the subject of a couple of fairy tales myself.
Jaune: You mean Ozpin has, right?
#pc thoughts#RWBY#RWBY Beyond#Jaune Arc#Oscar Pine#professor ozpin#RWBY Ozpin#CRWBY were wild#for this moment#As soon as Oscar referred#to himself as I#alarm bells went off#inside of my head!
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I think Demonhead Damian would absolutely love to take care of his lover when she’s sick, even going as far as to do the cooking himself instead of relying on his servants (just in case someone tries to take advantage of your weakened state and poison you).
This one goes out to all the babes who apparently got sick over the holidays (I'm babes).
Something is wrong with your powers. Not in the sense that you’re a danger to those around you, no—but they are draining you more than usual, leaving you hopelessly fatigued and, well, sick.
So sick that you barely have the energy to lift your head when a pair of servants enter your room shadowed by Damian, who watches them like a hawk.
When one of them sets a bowl on your nightstand, you eye it curiously. Blearily, you ask, “What is that?”
Damian gives you an incredulous look. “It is soup.”
The servants step back into the shadowy corners of the room, and it’s almost as if you’re alone with Damian when he sits on the edge of your bed, then pulls the bowl into his lap.
“Red lentil soup. I made it myself,” he murmurs while presenting the spoon to your dry lips. You eagerly take what he feeds you, and it tastes so wonderful that you suddenly, painfully recall that it’s been too long since you ate anything.
“Why?” you husk, rubbing at your tired eyes for but a moment before Damian’s hand replaces yours, and he soothes your face with a warm cloth.
And there’s that look again. “Because you are ill.”
“But we have servants—“
He silences you with a kiss on your forehead. “I trust no one around you when you are so weak, beloved. I barely trust myself.”
“Damian,” you whisper, suddenly breathless with something much more pleasant than your lingering cough. It isn’t that you doubted his ability to cook—you’re certain he can do anything he decides to do—but you’re surprised and touched that he would go to all that trouble, humbling himself in this way only for you.
“Hush,” he soothes. When he dips the spoon into the soup again, you catch the faintest hint of a shy smile on his lips. “Eat now, please. I need to ensure your strength returns.”
#i don't remember how i do my dividers for fluff#petal stop making the yandere boyfriend goals(tm) challenge#fun fact i wrote this while sitting in my car because my apartment building's fire alarm went off WHILE I WAS IN THE SHOWER#and yes i'm still sick#damian help me#damian wayne x reader#batfam x reader#🌸— mine.#🌸— damian wayne.#demonhead!damian
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More beast ancients au doodles yayayayay!!
(Au by @cuppajj!!)
#I was just chilling doodling and then my mom had to call 911 because of carbon monoxide#the alarms went off#almost had to go to the hospital but we chill now#oc#original character#digital art#abbie's art#procreate#art#cookie run oc#vanilla creme cookie#beast ancients au fanart#beast ancients au#saint vanilla cookie#cream wafer cookie#not my au#not my oc
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#dunno if this counts as a sniffer or a muncher so i'll tag both:#sniffer#muncher#and bonus#anime#under the cut#sandshrew#sandshrew is so cute. i got one billion of these guys every time the wild area thing or whatever it's called in pokémon XD alarm went off#wild area is gen 8 but. those of you who've played pokémon xd you know what i mean#i feel like i have a lot of thoughts on that game that have somewhat solidified over time as it's been a while since i played it and i've#had a lot of time to process my feelings about it#i'm not sure if i ever talked about them here but i think i mentioned having been playing it a while back#either way i think it's not as good as pokémon colosseum. that's the gist of my feelings#it has some things that are better that make it hard to go back to colosseum but i just like colosseum more despite all of its#lacking quality-of-life features that XD has
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my favorite thing about the pines twins gen 1 is that between the two of them, stan is arguably the more responsible one.
#my alarm just went off for my 8:30am lecture. i am tired#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins
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I don't draw April enough so here's a four-page comic about her lmao
Anyway, I think Draxum would have a bit of a steep learning curve when it comes to living in a human apartment, and given that April lives in the same building he probably goes to her first if he needs something explained.
#rottmnt#rottmnt baron draxum#rottmnt april#april o'neil#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt fanart#rottmnt fan comic#rottmnt fanfiction#my art#rottmnt au#minor interference au#btw the reason draxum started a fire is that he put the pot on the stove to warm it up#then he left the kitchen and forgot he was cooking something#he didn't remember it until after the fire alarm went off lol#that pot probably just needs to be thrown out now its unsalvageable
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i adore your art!! have you drawn the humble chalinolobus picatus??
Hi anon! Sorry it took me two months to draw this, thank you for the kindness, enjoy this Little pied bat!
#this is the last of the first batch of reqs so I'll get into the new ones real soon!#riiigghhhtt after I've had dinner my alarm to flip my potatoes just went off#ask#anon#little pied bat#bat
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#my wincestie-sense alarm went off immediately#and I'm sure that comment was something about dean talking to that poor couple about sam's eyes unpromptedly in scarecrow lmao#samdean#⚝
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Guys. It’s 5 AM and I have two exams, a lab, an interview, and a concert today, I’ve gotten no sleep, and yet in the time I was meant to be sleeping, all I could think about was Rosegarden because of course they take up any and all down time I get but
Guys.
What if. At the end of it all. Salem and Ozma have departed the world. The gods have left for good. Everyone is standing in one place, uncertain. And someone asks, “so… what do we do now?” And Ruby and Oscar look at each other and say at the same time, “whatever we’d like”
BECAUSE THEIR CHARACTERS ARE FOILS OF OZMA AND SALEM AND WHEN THEY FINALLY REACHED THEIR GOALS TWICE THATS WHAT THEY SAID BUT FIRST IT WAS OZMA AND THEN IT WAS SALEM BUT THIS TIME ITLL BE OSCAR AND RUBY AND ITLL COME FULL CIRCLE AND-
#I literally forced myself not to get on my phone when I was lying awake in bed trying to sleep because I needed sleep#and checking your phone when trying to sleep is not the best for you so literally when my alarm went off I came here to bestow my idea#I know people have had this idea before but to me it hit like a train and I had to let it be known#stheim stop thinking about rg for one second of your life challenge failed#my therapist is going to be so concerned#yet again#do you see my vision#rwby#rwby theory#I guess#I know it’s not explicitly rg but it was down the line of thought of rg so I’m tagging them anyway#rosegarden#rwby rosegarden#rosegarden rwby#ruby rose#oscar pine#rwby salem#rwby ozma#greenlight volume 10#greenlight rwby volume 10#greenlightvolume10#crwby
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WOOHOO!! sassy shirt bill stickers are BACK ONCE MORE!! PLUS i’ve got a couple pyramid steve stickers up to grab as well!! 🔗 on my site in my bio! :]
shares are always appreciated!!
#szfworks#bill cipher#pyramid steve#gravity falls#tbob#the book of bill#bill cipher art#gravity falls art#pyramid steve art#etsy#etsyseller#WOOHOO#so glad my stickers got here#and i had time#to take pictures too#OUGH OMG#tfw the fire alarm went off#and i couldnt GET MY#STICKERS >:(((((#but its okay#fanart#2d art
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