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badolmen · 1 year ago

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There was a murder and I accidentally solved it by a) being an easy/fun/oblivious target for a mean girl and b) being a completionist who knew we weren’t making headway in murder a but was too damn nosy about murder b (which was murder a but I’m face blind so I straight up didn’t realize)

#ra speaks #personal #dreams #going to go drive for a few hours now bueee #byeeee*#it was at an eating disorder camp ??? I wasn’t going there but I was there as like. idk a diversity hire? to talk about trees?#anyways mean girl murderer straight up orchestrated this other girls killing ace attorney villain style #and had like half the other girls in camp in on it but blackmailed/etc. to keep quiet.#and I was involved bc I think??? I knew damn well one of the girls was straight up lying bc I knew where she was bc we were tree talking #but she said she was somewhere else and wouldn’t budge on her testimony #anyways mean girl a pretended to be my ‘friend’ and wanted to ‘help me prove her innocence’#anyways we ended up finding a (supposedly different and much older) body somewhere else #idk why she showed me maybe she was like. bragging???#and my dumbass completely trusted mean girl bc idk dream logic so it seemed irrelevant to the case #until my nosiness brought it up in court and someone smarter than me started putting the pieces together #like hey we know this other kid is dead bc of blood/whatever but we don’t have a body. what do you MEAN you found a body???#me: idk man it seemed way to old and didn’t look relevant to this case and I didn’t know if it was something to bring up w an archeologist #anyways mean girl got got. other girls were color coded fairy folk??? whose parents were pissed but bound by law to not intervene???#and then my alarm went off

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