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my favorite genre of fictional character is like "i am terrifying to almost everyone, i'm very good at killing, i can endure anything, i've become exceptionally good at playing into my reputation, and if you try to give me positive social interaction i will react with confusion and cower in a corner like an abused animal. and i may try to shoot you. but there is also a chance i may imprint on you like a feral dog receiving its first loving touch! good luck."
#big tough characters who are confused and disarmed by affection my beloved#who are hypercompetent and know exactly what to do in everything except Positive Human Interaction#who follow you around cautiously for scraps#and are continually waiting for the moment you turn around and kick them out again#who are prepared to sleep on the cold hard floor and dont know what to do with themselves when given a bed#totally mystified#boba fett#legacy of the force#din djarin#frank castle#maul#erik lehnsherr#arla fett#wolverine#logan howlett#mine
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🏳️🌈HAPPY PRIDE!!!🏳️⚧️
Fuck you Disney these characters are queer :)
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Version with my headcanon individual pride flags under the cut:
It's ok to disagree with my headcanons, just don't be a prick
Also, yes, this is the return of the Kalluzeb boob meme
#I hope Ahsoka and Barriss look good because I had to render them with my left hand#I got tendinitis and won't be able to draw for a while :')#star wars#my art#wolfwren#velcinta#finnpoe#stormpilot#nitearmor#asajj ventress#dinluke#darth maul#kalluzeb#sabé#barrissoka#codywan
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nothing specil today, (even though its christmas eve??) have this practice mango(mangel.. mangol.. mangle!) drawing!
#art#artists on tumblr#digital art#fnaf#fnaf fanart#the mangle#the mango?#I would pet them if i could but probably get my hands mauled off :(
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My favorite things that Obi-Wan and Ezra have in common:
Hondo's "best friend"
Maul's obsession
Unique bond with animals
Fond of a Mandalorian named Sa_ine.
Spending ten years in exile before someone comes for them.
Fondness for Ahsoka Tano and Captain Rex
#star wars#the clone wars#star wars rebels#obi-wan kenobi#ezra bridger#hondo ohnaka#darth maul#sabine wren#duchess satine kryze#obi-wan kenobi series#ahsoka series#did ezra ever tell rex that obi-wan was alive or did he keep that a secret?#ahsoka tano#captain rex#ahsoka and rex are a pair and you cannot separate them even though life continues to do so anyway#i'm convinced they have a Force bond#literally my favorite star wars relationship out of them all#i got sidetracked#my bad
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Name so nice you say it thrice
#beetlejuice#beetlejuice cartoon#toonjuice#beetlejuice the musical#Loooove them ( mauling keatlejuice like a rabid dog )
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wuthering heights retold as a series of airbnb reviews
#really awkward staff. rude host. ghost came through me window. stunning views though.#nice place. got mauled by a dog here but nice place. will stay again.#do NOT let them give you the attic room. refund!!!!!!!!#how the hell is this guy a superhost i am literally being held prisoner#0/5 stars very uncomfortable. couldn't rest. woke in torment tbh.
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This is just how I picture their dynamic. In the end, neither is truly successful in their attempts to change one another, it all just sort of evens out. 🤷♀️😂
#maulezra#ezramaul#i love them so much#sith ezra#maul#darth maul#ezra bridger#master and apprentice#my art#maulzra
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Sam and Max: Can't have shit in this house/j
This sounds like the makings of a really good fanfic. Of which I will not write because I'll probably fuck it up. I also never thought about Asian-decent Max before. (I headcanon him as Hispanic) Also, burning down the tree with the cat in it, I'm deceased.
Sam and Max dreams: Extra long yap edition
I had a dream where Sam and Max had a new game coming out. This was the plot:
Sam's egregiously stereotyped Irish parents and Max's very abusive (and equally racistly depicted) Asian parents came to visit their boys one day, out of the blue. Sam and Max panic. Why? Because their parents are horribly homophobic and don't know Sam and Max are married. The two sets of parents refuse to leave their respective son's side, to make sure the other doesn't "try anything funny" (and by that they mean they suspect the other child to be gay, but not their perfect child. Oh no, not them. They raised them to be better than that) they come along on every mission and make it two thousand times harder than it needs to be just by being themselves. Cat stuck in a tree? Max's mom sets the tree on fire because she hates cats. Presidential debate? They're both sharing their respective kid's greatest fears and weaknesses the candidate can exploit via embarrassing stories from their son's childhood.
Anyways, the ending of the game has Sam and Max in a life or death situation, where out of fear for their incoming demise, They announce their love to each other. After surviving the encounter, their parents are so moved by the display of true love that they decide for the good of their children they'll try their best to be less homophobic. The end.
I would love to see what name for this game y'all come up with. Sam and Max: double the trouble? Sam and Max: a queer catastrophe? I'm sure y'all will do a much better job than I could
#sam and max#sam and max freelance husbands#sam and max freelance police#freelance husbands#mlem yapping their ass off moment#my boys don't deserve that disrespect#lowkey think Max would act gayer just to piss them off#and then maul them
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Oh to be twelve and consumed with girl rage
#sansa stark#asoiaf#valyrianscrolls#game of thrones#my art#fanart#to be fair she's still thinking about boys but just in a different way (harm to them)#you watch your father get beheaded once and then it’s all ‘I want the king to get mauled by wolves’
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Holy moly! Your SY Beast peak AU IS AMAZING!!! Just imagine how MANY beasts can actually be held on his peak...
Curiosity killed the cat, but not me since im a horse. What about Binghe? Who is he here?
Hi there 🩷 Thank you for the lovely message 🥰
Beast Peak is my purely self-indulgent au all comfort no angst, so while LQG and SQQ are too busy fighting over BingBing (as they did in canon), SY just waltz in and steals him for himself.
And so it begins the beast peak arc for the protagonist 🐉
#yqy absolutely tried to pull the nepotism card and take lbh from sy and give him to sj#but sj looked at him like he was going to maul him if he dared to finish the sentence implying he was taking sy's disciple for sj's sake#so very confusedly and chastised he let them be#bingbing gets to grow up surrounded by love and monsters and monster lovers#which gives him a very different outlook about his own nature once he discovers he is a demon#<333#my art#svsss#scum villian self saving system#beast peak au#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#shen yuan#bunhe#asks
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Big Brother Maul has gotten a new fan!
#she is the squishiest bean#I love her#maul just keeps collecting children#I’d like to believe that he’d be very good with children#he’s gonna have a crèche full of them#the return of my beautiful oc!#ta’ali kiish#star wars#milks artsies#maul#darth maul#jedi maul#jedi obimaul au#ahsoka#ahsoka tano
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No clowns!!! Getting rid of hehehaha source
Crocodile is like a dog that wants to attack any type of clown in his sight
#viciously mauls them(but not really)#one piece#op animal au#one piece fanart#buggy the clown#buggy#sir crocodile#donquixote doflamingo#doflamingo
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Obi-Wan vs Darth Maul duel
Star Wars: Episode I – The Phantom Menace (1999)
#star wars#the phantom menace#prequel trilogy#star wars prequels#swedit#obi wan kenobi#darth maul#filmedit#tw flashing#I know this definitely has been done before but#I don't want them to keep sitting in my folder so..
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I don't understand how people think anyone other than Cass should be the next Batman. Like who else will it be? Dick? Tim? they would literally rather kill themselves
#tim drake#dick grayson#bruce wayne#cassandra cain#batman#second's comic corner#taking this one out of the drafts#also if anyone mentions j/son on this post im gonna maul them
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Jedi and attachment
The Jedi Order was around 25,000 years old when it fell at the end of the Clone Wars.
And I've seen people say "the Jedi don't teach emotional regulation" I guess because there are some Jedi who fell, but like, the number of Jedi who didn't fall far outweighs the number of Jedi who did fall.
And that's not to say that Jedi never made mistakes, but none of them gave into their anger and fear and hatred. Mistakes are normal, even for Jedi. Failure is the greatest teacher. They were apparently able to regulate their emotions well enough to actually learn from their mistakes and grow.
I'm not sure which part of "the life of a Jedi is not easy" isn't exactly translating well for some people.
What do people think Qui-Gon meant when he told Anakin being a Jedi would be challenging?
As Yoda said, it is a lifelong struggle not to allow fear to bend into anger. Fear leads to anger leads to hate leads to suffering. The Jedi never stop learning.
The reason they avoid attachments is because attachments distract them from the bigger picture, from their purpose. They are protectors and defenders of life, and they cannot be picky about who they choose to help, regardless of personal feelings.
As Obi-Wan has said, Jedi do not hold grudges. They cannot. They can be upset, yes, but they are given the tools to handle their emotions and often utilize them.
Anakin damned an entire galaxy when he fell to the dark side. The Jedi are not to blame for Anakin's fall. Anakin made his choice, and while he spent thirteen years being groomed by Palpatine, he made the choice to follow Darth Sidious.
ANAKIN FELL BECAUSE OF THE CHOICES HE MADE.
He is the one who slaughtered Jedi younglings. He's the one who slaughtered the Separatist leaders, and even though they were the enemy, they were defenseless and trapped in a room with the most powerful being in the galaxy after being sent there by Sidious and Grievous.
The reason the Jedi were so hesitant to accept him into the Jedi Order was because of his age. He was attached to his mother and his anger over her death is what caused him to slaughter an entire colony of Tusken Raiders. He didn't do it out of love. He did it out of hatred, and revenge is not the Jedi way.
It is not the fault of the Jedi that Anakin could not properly regulate his own emotions. He lied to the Jedi for three years. He hid his relationship with Padme, so how was Yoda supposed to know how to help him properly when he didn't have the full context? Of course his advice seemed bad because Anakin was not being forthcoming about the nature of his relationship with Padme. Yoda did not have a complete picture of Anakin's anxieties at the time, and while you can teach someone how to do something, you cannot control how they put the teachings into practice. You can only hope and trust that they are doing the right thing.
And the thing is, the Jedi would have helped Anakin and Padme. Yoda and Obi-Wan loved Anakin. We saw several instances of just how much Yoda cared about Anakin, especially so at the end of season six of the Clone Wars.
Anakin betrayed the entire Jedi Order because he allowed his fears to consume him. He participated in the genocide of the order he had been part of for thirteen years just to save the life of ONE PERSON who ended up dying anyway BECAUSE of him.
No one has ever said the Jedi Order is perfect because there is no such thing as perfect, but they were not ever the villains. They were never the bad guys. They were pulled into a war orchestrated by Darth Sidious who weaponized the compassion of the Jedi as a way to destroy the order.
When you look at the handful of Jedi who fell and claim that the Jedi "don't teach emotional regulation" you're just erasing all personal accountability from the fallen Jedi WHO MADE THEIR CHOICES.
There is only ONE Jedi (that I am aware of) who fell to the dark side involuntarily, and that was Ahsoka Tano. She was corrupted against her will and then killed. Anakin was able to resurrect her, and while he did a good thing, it only made his fear of losing her again even worse.
Maul murdered Satine and forced Obi-Wan to watch, but Obi-Wan managed to control his emotions and not go on a killing spree. He actually held a dying Maul in his arms. Ahsoka was failed by the Jedi Order, but she didn't fall to the dark side. Yoda lived for 900 years and never once fell to the dark side.
There are a variety of factors that went into Anakin's fall, but he is the one who made the choice to do the monstrous things he did. He was not being mind controlled. He had Jedi training, but he threw all of that away for one person. He gambled the fate of the galaxy on the belief that Palpatine would help him save Padme from dying, knowing that Palpatine was a Sith Lord and knowing that he was the one who was actually responsible for the war. He made a selfish choice at the expense of everyone else in the galaxy and the only person who won in the end was Darth Sidious. It was the biggest lesson that Anakin ever learned.
This is not a failure of "teaching emotional regulation". This is the failure of someone who allowed his personal feelings to overshadow his Jedi training, and he is responsible for the consequences of his own actions.
End note: This is not an Anakin Skywalker bashing post. I love Anakin Skywalker, but he absolutely is to blame for his fall to the dark side. He's a fascinating character. I could write a whole ass separate post on why I love him so much. Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader is an icon.
#like it's cool if you don't like the jedi because they aren't for everyone but they are not now nor have they ever been the villains#pro-jedi#we love the jedi order on this blog#star wars#the clone wars#revenge of the sith#attack of the clones#return of the jedi#jedi order#anakin skywalker#obi wan kenobi#ahsoka tano#darth sidious#yoda#qui gon ginn#maul#satine kryze#padme amidala#attachment doesn't equal love#the jedi love everyone#that's the whole point#and it was the jedi's love and commitment to everyone in the galaxy that palpatine exploited during the clone wars#by making them inaccessible to everyone while trying to save everyone at the same time
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Prompt 183
There’s a loud snarling noise outside the window.
Not that Jazz is concerned. She’s just also trying to study for med school and would appreciate some quiet. And preferred her brother not contracting rabies whenever he tried to square off with the local rogue or three who tried to use the alley.
As he had put it, it was his alley, he’d claimed it for tinkering. Though perhaps she should maybe ask him to quiet down on his insisted territorialism, even if she understood it. She would also probably maul someone if they tried to enter their apartment flat. It came with the territory of being ecto contaminated, or as the rest of them were now calling it, with being a liminal.
Once the more draconic aspects started to emerge well, one wasn’t just contaminated anymore after all. Hence the whole school-worth of them leaving Amity while all their parents waged war against the guys in white. Last she heard it was going well.
Which meant she could focus on her studies as soon as- okay it wouldn’t be quiet, it seems the rest of the kids joined in on mauling the poor idiot who tried to steal their things from the alley. Damn…
#Ghosts are Dragons#Dcxdp#Dpxdc#Prompts#Liminal Amity Park#Technically ecto-contaminated but the younger generations are full blown mutated & liminal so#Why yes Danny’s ghost form is a dragon & yes all of these teens are in a rundown abandoned apartment building#They’re repairing it & doing school online while hiding from the government#Why yes the local hero HAS noticed them#But Billy is also living in said apartment building sooo#They’ve all clocked him as Marvel but Snitches get Stitches#Or mauled by rabid liminal children with dragon instincts now#Dora & Fright Knight are their babysitters#Billy is delighted to learn how to use a sword#What better place for them to hide than the city full of magic that sees inhuman things every day#billy batson#No Ghost King Danny#It would be funny if it's one of his parents but no ghost king danny
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