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I think if I was in tma I would accidentally call Michael a bitch to his face
#he kiddnaps helen and im like oh you BITCH#and then im like#wait fuck no i didnt mean that#tma#the magnus archives#michael distortion
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AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
EVERY FUCKING TIME
WHAT THE FAAAAAACKKKKKKKK!!!?!?!?!!??!?!?!?
#why the fuck did i download two trucks by lemon demon on my pc#i forget every time#i always think#"oh#its terrible things the fnaf song“#and then im like#“wait a second”#and look over at my pc#AND ITS MOTHER FUCKIN TWO TRUCKS BY LEMON DEMON AND I LOSE MY SHIT#like wtf#lemon demon#two trucks#fml
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“she” is a toddler 💀😭
#posted then deleted then posted#sometimes i panic that i share too much#and then im like#hey ur just a spaz actually
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The stages of coming across someone who has blocked me-
#lol#i keep finding random accounts#and im wondering if its cos i sometimes reblog political stuff#and then im like#block politics#but then im like could it be fandom related?#fuck#im stupid#i forgot I don't give a shit#woops#op#is it me#tism#tis me#comedy#writing#trauma dump#personal#alice in wonderland#blocked#good bye#see ya never#have fun out there#🫶#🤗#🤘#👻#its just words#dream journal
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i think about my ocs so fucking much i genuinely get surprised when i realise that they aren't from an existing show that people can just watch.......
#cuz im sitting around doing nothing#and then im like#I NEED TO WATCH CARTOONS#WITH MY CHARACTERS#NOW#I NEED A 2 SEASON ANIMATED SHOW#A PREQUEL MOVIE#AND A SHORT COMIC BOOK SERIES#okay bitch shut up and get to work??#blah.txt
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the worst part about all these fedex hiring bots is that they're taking up decent to really good urls
#i block them when they show up#and then im like#oh im blocking flowervoidbarbarian#???#its like poptropica name generator and often they slap
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One of my favorite things about my book photo challenge is seeing what the day's prompt is because I've definitely already forgotten
#i take pics and schedule them like a week or more in advance#and then im like#whats todays prompt?#and see yalls posts#and remember what my post is#and go :D#amy rambles#my book photo challenge#dragonbadgerchallenge
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"I'm a clown, I'm a laughing stock."
Well, that’s what you made yourself out to be, what did you expect me to do? What did you expect me to say? How did you expect me to feel?
You can’t expect sympathy for what you’ve done to yourself, and that I could only know who you’d present to me.
It isn’t my fault you’re not who you pretend to be, and it isn’t my fault for feeling nothing about it.
Why would I mourn someone I never met?
#poetry#poems#autism#:3#audhd#actually audhd#I feel bad and ik this sounds super edgy teen of me but sometimes i just feel like#nothing#when someones sad#and then im like “bro whats wrong with me”#and then im like#oh yeah#im autistic#i feel emotions differently#bro#and i still feel bad#because its like#if i dont feel emotions#how can i tell if i care about someone?#uwu#theresbloodinthebox#THERES BLOOD IN THE BOX
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sometimes i get so angry that it temporarily snaps me out of the sadness im in
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me now that i dont have the anxiety of school hanging over my head: 🧍♀️
#im a bit paralyzed by choice i gotta be real#i took this week off too cause my ceremony and pinning are fri/sat#so im like#what do i do#i keep getting these weird little like#anxiety blips of like OH you shouldnt be relaxing or doing [fun thing] because you prob have homework to do#and then im like#o#wait im done#emily.txt#this is so weird
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ok so idk if thanksgiving will be the next chapter i need to add more drama first
#smoke signals#like there will already be so much angst#and then im like#ITS NOT ENOUGH#THEY NEED MORE SUFFERING
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They should make an alarm on your oven that goes off if you've left it on for too long without anything in it
Signed,
Someone who's left the oven on way to many damn times and is lucky to live with other people because otherwise I'd have burned down my house by now
#and ofc i only remember when someone is like#is someone cooking#and ofc no one is#and then im like#oh yeah i used the oven and never turned it off
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one thing about me is i will always start talking about the current state of my bowel movements before realizing that’s not a socially acceptable coversation topic
#always say “sorry guys i feel like im bout to shit my pants from eating that cheese yall have fun”#and then im like#“sorry i prob should not have said that based on the way yall are staring at me”#i have said “cant eat anything sweet rn or i will throw up right here and now lol!!” on multiple occasions#like sorry for being open with you i guess 🙄#maybe YOU should be more comfortable with poop talk hm 🤨 not very progressive of you…
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this is an everyday occurrence for me. 😂
crazy how that stuff works
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pokèmonize yourself!!!!
spin this wheel to see your pokemon type
spin this one to see how you'll look like
#polls#gio talks#pokemon#btw i got dragon type and i look like a pig on my first roll.#im LITERALLY g.anondorf lmao#pokemon poll#hall of fame
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