#and then i set off the alarm

[jkateel]

project zomboid is the most stressful game i have ever played

[egophiliac]

everyone out of the way, this is the only thing I'm going to be thinking about from now on.

(okay, there is one more thing)

[chamerionwrites]

Possibly The most surprising thing I have discovered on the internet is the number of people who will unironically refer to others as "degenerates" without expecting anyone reading this to immediately assume that they are a straight-up fascist

[l3viat8an]

Levi is so clingy in the morning-

As soon as you move to get up, or your alarm goes off and you mumble “….time to get up.” Levi’s arms wrap around you tighter and he lets out a huffy little sigh…not actually saying anything, just trying to keep you in bed. You’re so warm and the blankets are so comfy…..he know it's time for you to get up, both of you actually.

But he doesn’t want to lose you, not yet. he knows the second you get out of bed he has to share you for the rest of the day, fighting for your attention.

And it’s just not fair!! He’ll miss your warmth and he always craves your attention, your scent, your touch- just you. Even if he knows he’ll see you later it’s not the same. so every morning he tries to keep you in bed just a little longer…..just keep your attention on him for a few more minutes.

and you know he’ll do it every morning so you just sigh and kiss his forehead, “Come on, guppy….I have to go….”

"No…..not yet….just…just five more minutes… please…”

….well- five more minutes can’t hurt, can it?

[ticklace]

Why would you intentionally try to make your lee safeword when instead you could tease them over the fact that they haven't?

I mean, consider:

"No stop you're killing me!"

"Do I hear a 'time out'?"

"No please not there!!"

🎶 "I don't hear a 'time outttt'..." 🎶

"I'm dying! I'm dying!"

"If only there was something you could say to make me stop..."

"SHUTUP"

"It's *almost* like you don't actually want me to stop at all..."

"SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP"

"If I didn't know better, I'd suspect you might even be enjoying yourself..."

[flustered hysterics]

[repulsa-2080]

Timestuck, but it's that one meme from Escape to Witch Mountain (and I spent an unnecessary amount of time experimenting with lighting)

"So you say you two are a couple'a time travellers, huh? Alright then, prove it."

*Starts info dumping* "Your real name is Stanley Pines. You got kicked out by your dad ten years ago because you broke your twin brother's science fair project- even tho it was an accident- and have been driving around the country ever since. Sometimes, you smash crackers into Mr. Tummy and act like he's eating them.*keeps info dumping*"

"Did... Did I just get doxxed?"

*Still info dumping*

[marclef]

i went to Pride today, may have gotten a bit excited from all the different people and flags and stuff. so i drew some Fakes to get my excitement out hehe ✨

(he can change colors to match Peppino, so, who's to say this isn't an option as well?)

[draayder]

it's so difficult to talk about the societal shift many transmascs face once they're read as male I'm white so I had a very gentle shift especially compared to many POC, but I still felt it. interactions with women that were previously simple now required additional care and effort. gestures that had previously read as friendly now seemed intimidating and predatory. it sucks to lose that solidarity that I didn't think twice about before. it sucks to have to consider if I'm going to make someone uncomfortable by acting the way I always have, because I'm still the same person and it doesn't seem fair that I have to change how I exist in the world in order to be a man

and I get it. believe me I get it. I was on the other side of those interactions before, I know how intimidating it is to have a man talking to you in a way where you can't quite be certain he isn't flirting. that he's not going to take things badly. you have to be closed off or else you're accused of leading him on. I'm not blaming any of the women for this. this is another problem brought about by the patriarchy

but for any trans men or transmascs out there in the thick of that change and feeling uncomfortable and weird about it, you're right. it isn't fair, it does suck, it shouldn't have to be this way. you're not whiny for feeling this. it gets better over time and you learn how to exist again, but it's rough for a while. hang in there

[thevioletcaptain]

got this ad for bandanas on instagram tonight (because the cursed algorithm has correctly identified me as a queer cowboy appreciator) and one particular pair of comments felt like the sort of thing i should bring to the "why lamp" contingent of the deancas fandom...

[angryricepudding]

Vic Sage and Danny Fenton because I'm still in that dp x dc phase

Mr. Sage is in dire need of sleep, which to a hypocritical Danny, is unacceptable

[knightinink]

“Again, with the horn?”

I was thinking about this & something tells me if Fizz used the horn every morning, Ozzie would eventually get used to it & sleep through it. It still works on Ozzie because the horn isn’t the only thing Fizz uses to wake him.

He has various things.

All of them extremely obnoxious, but unapologetically & fittingly Fizz.

[shanastoryteller]

"I never thought wincest would be in this fic" says people who clicked on and chose to read a story with wincest tagged.

the. the thing that really gets me here is

in the first chapter, in the first scene where sam wakes up from his vision, the first time we see them interact

1. sam pins dean to his bed

2. dean goes limp and lets sam manhandle him (his default reaction to sam grabbing him out of sleep)

3. sam straddles dean's hips

4. they lie next to each other in one bed

5. dean forgoes sleeping in his own bed on the literal other side of the room to instead sleep pressed up against sam

and you're on CHAPTER FOUR going on I just looked at the tags, didn't realize this was wincest

is this a normal brotherly relationship to you??

[texassbian]

It's finally June 1st over here!! Happy birthday to Texas!

[fulgurbugs]

funny whale shark cake

[redladydeath]

Alastor would treat a fem!Vox significantly better than her male counterpart and she’d be positively head-over-heals with him because of it

Fem!Alastor would eat normal Vox alive before he could even get a word in