#and then i got in uoft

[woahajimes]

meaneaterism isnt fun anymore :(

[horsegirl]

omfg listened to a jordan peterson discussion w dawkins after avoiding him for years because of his anti trans rhetoric and its so obvious now that hes a self-hating postmodernist. he should be talking to old french guys about literary theory not fucking richard dawkins on the ontology of the bible

[fifteensjukebox]

truly nothing like the girl i had a crush on in college (and in two separate conversations i suspected it might be mutual) posting from the beaches concert that leandra is an icon and also i found out s few days ago she and her bf just broke up

[daddyjackfrost]

hey, are you at uoft? I recently got accepted for computer engineering, I was wondering if you knew anything about that major at uoft?

hey!! uh, i'm not going to say yes or no but i know uoft really well. how's that?

that's amazing!! com eng at uoft isn't easy to get into so good job!! i only know what my friends have told me and what i've seen and i don't mean to scare you, but it's... a lot. uoft in general is hell. everything is 10x tougher for no reason. com eng students kind of all hate their life everywhere but if you're passionate about it, uoft is a good place to go. do be prepared for your schedule to look like hell and for basically no social life. i really don't mean scare you, but that's how it is with almost all majors at uoft and its com eng... so.

if you do choose uoft, use it and abuse it. it's the top school for a reason. there are a lot of opportunities for students so although it'll be tough, get involved!

if you have any more questions or just want to talk, flood my inbox!! i promise to try my best and respond asap!

good luck!!

[muirneach]

no matter how many times i go to uoft (which at this point is at least weekly but sometimes more) i am reminded two things 1) i will never ever get over how pretty it is and 2) despite these people being only a year older than me im still scared of university students

[sarnianightlive]

hades 2 update and also mountains of school work probably saved me from at the very least an intense and severe depressive spiral this week

[purgaytorysupremacy]

update: he emailed being self-flagellating and then went on a rant about being conflict-adverse during class when we were talking about virtue theory as an example of a virtue he wishes he could cultivate and I had to just be like never-fucking-mind, man.

I know people say “just let people misunderstand you” and “be yourself! don’t care about what people think about you!” but have they actually sat in a room with people who can’t stand you and aren’t shy about it and how that makes you feel like an infinitesimally small dust mote on the wind???

[forwards-beckon-rebound]

batfam and what canadian university i’m assigning them

dick - western

i live for frat boy dick

but like not the creepy frat boys

i think canadian greek life is significantly more chill, definitely a lot of drinking though

like i can already imagine him doing a keg stand

not a permanent frat boy ofc but i can kinda see him going a little wild during uni

like he’s definitely sociable and getting invited to all of the parties

but like the academics aren’t bad too so i think he’d have fun there

the campus is pretty big so you need to take the bus to different areas and it always comes late

you just know dick is ditching the bus and straight up booking it, basically doing parkour

jason - uoft

is it kind of a soulless commuter school where it’s practically impossible to make friends unless you live on res in an incredibly expensive city? yes

HOWEVER it also has the largest academic library system in the country and has so many rare books

i just know the lit nerd in him would like it

i think he would also just enjoy going to a large uni with a lot of course selections, so he can choose courses that actually sound interesting to him

he just loves learning for the sake of learning (remember guys, he’s the robin who actually liked going to school) and i think he would appreciate having so many resources at his fingertips, even if the uni community isn’t that good

has a reputation for being a really difficult school

this nerd would somehow make it work

everybody who goes here already needs therapy so he’d fit right in

also i can’t really see him outside of a city, like bro would see the toronto crime (the stabbings and fires on the ttc alone are enough to keep him busy) and be like i can fix it

literally begging him to fix toronto so i can go downtown without the ttc shutting down half of line 2 for no reason

bro would not appreciate the housing though i guess

like why is he paying $2k a month for an apartment that’s only slightly better than the one he grew up in in crime alley

and he has roommates (hear me out him and the outlaws are roommates OR alternatively the most annoying stereotypical toronto men you’ve ever seen and he tries so hard not to bash his head into the wall because of them)

tim - waterloo

listen, i don’t think tim would want to go

like i don’t think uni would teach him anything be can’t figure out on his own

BUT if he had to go, i think waterloo would probably be good for their coop program

also it’s like THE asian school and i feel like most of the fandom has basically decided he’s asian anyways

erm but idk he also dropped out of high school so if he got his ossd maybe he can go to tmu or york

feel like they have the most prodigies too in terms of comp sci and eng so he’d fit right in (but unlike them he’d actually shower)

damian - mcgill

bro is not old enough to even be thinking about uni tbh

i feel like he’d go to an ivy league though, like one of the historic “real” ones

but if he must stay in canada i feel like it would be mcgill (also bc everybody i know at mcgill wants to go to harvard and that’s probably where he’d rather be)

they’ve definitely got a lot of history, they’re part of the old four, and i think he would appreciate montreal (probably would not consider any of the small towns and would think toronto is too trashy and vancouver is rainy)

would refuse to live on campus (fair enough dorms make me depressed too) and probably get a place in westmount (iykyk)

but he’s definitely going to either university of guelph or université de montréal for their vet school

i feel like he would already know french as a kid so the language barrier isn’t even a problem (wish that were me)

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Re: the UofT anon, I think it's worth sharing the full email we got. This is the same university whose land acknowledgement talks about how grateful they are to have the "opportunity to live and work" on the stolen land their "private property" occupies. Also note that campus police have arrested members of OccupyUofT while they were holding a peaceful sit-in on campus.

"Dear students,

At this time of heightened tensions, when protests are taking place on many university campuses, I am writing to remind you of the University of Toronto’s commitment to free expression and lawful and peaceful protest, as well as the necessary limits that accompany those freedoms.

Freedom of expression is central to the University of Toronto’s mission of learning and discovery. The University’s Statement on Freedom of Speech notes that “all members of the University must have as a prerequisite freedom of speech and expression, which means the right to examine, question, investigate, speculate, and comment on any issue without reference to prescribed doctrine, as well as the right to criticize the University and society at large.” The statement also makes clear that all members of our community have the freedom “to engage in peaceful assemblies and demonstrations.”

The University respects our members’ rights to assemble and protest within the limits of U of T policies and the law. The University also has a duty of care to our students. Actions that create a health and safety risk, that interfere with the ability of students, faculty, librarians and staff to learn, teach, research and work on our campuses, or that disrupt or impede other University activities are not permitted. 

U of T’s lands and buildings are private property, though the University allows wide public access to them for authorized activities. Unauthorized activities such as encampments or the occupation of University buildings are considered trespassing. Specifically, our Code of Student Conduct prohibits intentional damage to University property, unauthorized entry and use of University property contrary to instructions, disruptions of University activities, and other offenses to property and persons.

Any student involved in unauthorized activities or conduct that contravenes University policies or the law may be subject to consequences. We ask that you engage productively with one another to fulfill our mutual obligation to provide a welcoming and safe community in which all members can express themselves.

Best Regards,

Professor Sandy Welsh

Vice-Provost, Students"

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[etherealacademia]

I JUST GOT INTO UOFT AAAAH!!!!

congratulations :))

[woahajimes]

you know I don't really think i told you that?? im usually very picky about what to say about myself on the Internet. i remember ranting to you about high school?

also NO I WILL NOT show myself!!!! it is much much funnier this way!! at least for me :) anyway news: my hair is pink again, i got a septum piercing, asia is no longer the loml 🥺 (we're still v close friends tho), i moved from my small town to an Actual City (rome) and uhhhh nothing?? yeah that should be all. have a good day 👍🏻

(it's maki btw)

i would love to visit ROME

[nneiljostenn]

omg actually. i got into uoft masters of information. sick

[nova-reaper-universe]

Ok can you tell us more about Connie on your au? How is the dating? Where does she go?

Basically, she’s in high school right now and will be going to a prestigious university called the University of Toronto next school year for political science. It is kind of a debate of which Ivy League to compare UofT to, but I say it’s Canada’s Harvard. While most universities in Canada have different difficulties of getting in based on the major, UofT has very high standards for most of it’s majors if you want to go to the main campus (where the architecture is very good). I DO NOT GO TO UOFT, I just went to a school that had like a lot of people go there (most people got accepted to another campus not the main one due to the difficulty of that). She gets a very big grant from the school because she’s been a diplomat before and therefore is more valued with her skill set than any other person her age, Steven would probably be in the same situation if he hadn’t outright denied his school from giving him money, because his dad is rich and all. Connie, however, couldn’t decline because tuition is 1) way more expensive than Steven’s and 2) probably going to put an unnecessary burden on her family, so she just took it.

As for the dating, it’s great! Steven is in therapy so he knows that Connie isn’t his missing piece and he’s okay with that. When Connie heads to university, Steven will visit her A LOT, since she’s in dorms (because downtown Toronto) and Lion is happy to make the trip as long as he isn’t outside (noisy big city, overstimulates him and you do NOT want a grumpy lion who can teleport in that situation). Steven doesn’t like the environment of downtown either because ✨autism✨, so they go somewhere NOT downtown for a date. Also I decided after thinking a lot that Steven is probably going to need glasses because he wiped his eyes A LOT when he was a kid, so they would make jokes that the roles are now reversed in their relationship, as he is the socially inept nerd with glasses, while she is the very social one without glasses.

[muirneach]

so funny that google says my small boring rural university has a 33% acceptance rate while uoft has a 43% like there is absolutely no way my school is more competitive than uoft. you mean the school that admitted me literally two days after i applied? that school???? be real im fairly sure they’ll take anyone lmfao

[batmanshole]

being the guy who doesnt do shit in the family is sooo. smiles. whenever i hang out with my cousins i feel like the lamest guy ever cause like

-my oldest cousin is an electrical engineer and just got married to an incredibly smart woman who is ALSO an engineer. they have good jobs and stuff and theyre like 24 -my other cousin is at UofT doing... actually im not sure what her degree is in i think she takes some ethics classes though. and she does modelling sometimes i see her pictures in stores. -another cousin is at NSCAD for photography (?) and does a lot of good student work and has a lot going for him and is generally a cool guy -the cousin who's like... 3 months older than me is doing a math degree and turned down baseball scolarships at UofT and several american schools cause its not quite what he wanted. hes doing good student work at a law firm in downtown toronto

and me? well im going into my sixth year of high school 👍 so you can see when at family gatherings i do not talk about myself

[stephenminiotis]

Letters: Shop Around For Our New, Shiny, Big Beautiful Army!

Dear Prime Minister of Canada,

Yo, just gotta say, major props for droppin’ that $18-20+ billion on our shiny new military: Our New, Big Beautiful Army will be resilient and amazing! You’re out here buildin’ a strong, legit army and hittin’ that NATO goal five years early, by March this year? That’s straight-up impressive, man. You made a promise, and you delivered—big respect. It's about damned time.

But here’s the deal, and I’m keepin’ it real: the U.S. could be a problem. They’re sellin’ us all these planes, war machines, and ships, but if they ever turn on us, they could just flip a switch and shut it all down. Our jets? Grounded. Our ships? Dead in the water. Our war machines? Opposed. That’s a serious threat to our survival, you feel me?

Maybe it’s time to shop around a bit. Why not check out what China or Russia’s got? They’re makin’ planes, tanks, and ships too, and they won’t have us on a leash like the States. It’s a bold move, but we gotta think smart to keep Canada safe.

What’s your plan, PM? How you gonna make sure we’re covered in the case of an existential crisis? Lookin’ forward to seein’ how you handle this, and where the goods come from.

Of course, there's always the small chance we just ally up with the big bois south of the border, one last time. But I don't think the groundwork hath been laid for this to occur. We just don't want to yet. And maybe you're right: and we never will.

So time to defend this great nation. And build up a shiny, new, big beautiful army, and win in the case of an existential crisis. Great thinkin'. I'm in!

Sincerely, NeutralG On Twitch TV

9 June 2025

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