#and then he married the queen

[varpusvaras]

Thought for Valentine's day: what's more romantic than going out for dinner? Cooking that dinner yourself.

Neither Fox, Breha or Bail know how to cook.

[fabuloustrash05]

I love how Branch being in a boy band made Poppy love him even more.

Considering the Trolls entire life is dedicated to music, and Poppy is the Queen of pop music, I assume that for a male Pop Troll the biggest flex is probably being in a boy band, so Branch revealing he was in not one but TWO boy bands is the ultimate way to rizz up his gf

[royaltea000]

Imagine the entirety of the heavenly army pulling up to huaguoshan and this is who they’re mad at

Qitian dasheng design update ver 2

[pricesprincess]

king! price and you, his sweet sweet servant, pregnant and round with his baby giving the kingdom something new to talk about.

[artbysarf]

The Moth and the Lizard are married actually

[jamesfrain]

Aneurin Barnard as Richard III in The White Queen | 1x09

[palskippah]

Hi! There are role swap AUs of them already and I love them so much, so I tried making my own too! You should know that this is entirely self-indulgent like anything else I draw askdaslds

There is Mareach and Bowuigi bc yes alskdklasd and a tiny bit of one-sided Luaisy that leads to nothing because Luigi's a married man 😔

I had other drawings of them, but they're not colored yet and I wanted to share the idea already sjsjs

Here's some ideas for this AU!

-Mario's the Mushroom Kingdom Princess and his parents are the King and Queen. Luigi used to be the other princess, green princess or green princess Mario (as in, his bro Mario, not his last name Mario 😔), but he married Bowser and became the Queen of the Darklands :y Everyone in there respects and remembers his name, he's built a really good reputation for himself by simply being himself, in this house we believe in the 'Luigi is the Darklands' hero' hc too. Their aunt and uncles (and cousin) rule Sarasaland.

-(King boo's a Darklands ally but still hates Queen Luigi from that one time he wiped clean his mansion when the king kidnapped Mario. Luigi's scared of ghosts still too, but Junior always reassures him he's gonna beat them up if they try scaring his mama (I drew it actually, I'm gonna color it too!))

-When the bros were 20 Bowser at first tried kidnapping Princess Mario, and Mario was ready to beat his ass but they ended up talking about ally-making and ruling a kingdom as Bowser just got crowned king. Mario advised him to listen to his advisor and other stuff and by the time Luigi caught the koopa ship, ready to bonk Bowser in the head with his comically large hammer, the princess and king made plans of starting a treaty.

>Anyways, they met often after that when Bowser went to plan the treat with the Mario King and Queen. Luigi fell for Bowser and Bowser fell harder and Mario regretted talking to Bowser and should have instead just beat him up. He's happy for his bro though. When they married and had Junior and adopted the koopalings he decided that he was very happy that he talked to Bowser. He loves how happy Luigi is.

-Princess Mario accomplishes many things and excels at almost anything he tries, and all the toads treat him as a hero as well as a princess and all, so his dad doesn't think he's a failure, but still bothers him by urging him to get married ever since he turned thirty. He often compares him to Luigi, who got married at 23 and in the present had eight kids with his husband. Mario doesn't give a shit about marrying soon, but wished his dad would stop being annoying. His mamma is a sweetheart as always and often tells her husband to leave him alone. King Mario is stubborn as hell though (his two boys got that from him), so he doesn't.

-Peach and Daisy are cousins and they were trying to start a business together, though they weren't still sure about what (you know as Princess Peach and Daisy have many businesses together in canon aksdla), but before they could settle anything they somehow fell in the pipe and Peach landed in the Mushroom Kingdom and Daisy in the Darklands.

-Bowser still steals the Super Star, but in hopes of giving Luigi the coolest anniversary gift ever, as it's their seventh and all that. He very often gives him all sort of things, like great statues, many many dresses and all the stuff that he knows Luigi loves. Being the himbo he is, he's genuinely concerned that Luigi wouldn't like something unless it is completely new and has never been gifted to him at all. Of course, Luigi would love anything he'd give him, because Bowser's gifts are always made with love. By the end of the things, Luigi tells Bowser so and calls him an idiot affectionally, and also makes him return the Super Star. (movie-like, you know, since this is somehow a retelling alksdlasd)

-Based on what I read at discord, if you're who wrote it, pls know that i love your ideas jsjs- Bowser has set up many statues of Luigi that are of a nice stone color and has gems in its eyes to glow under the lava and the sun when it's out. Imagine that one Luigi render where he's got an arm raised and the other nicely by his side and he's smiling, that's the main statue of Queen Luigi sjjds. They contrast greatly against Bowser's, that were made to make his fierceness stand out, unlike Luigi's that highlight his kindness.

-In the piano scene, Bowser is playing and singing and Luigi's laying on his stomach over the piano's surface (no idea if that's possible but humor me alkdalsd) and listens with the most besotted expression ever, resting his face on his palms. When Kamek interrupts them Luigi's not mad or anything, but Bowser really glares at the magikoopa.

-Junior finds Daisy and brings her to the castle, in hopes that his mama and papa will help her, because they're the greatest people in the whole world and they can do anything.

-Daisy and Luigi quickly become friends, making Bowser jealous of the other human, especially because Daisy from time to time looks at Luigi as if she like-liked him. Not that he thought Luigi had eyes for anyone else beside him, but it was still annoying. And Diasy, for all she annoyed him, seemed to fully respect that Luigi was happily married.

-Daisy teases Bowser mercilessly too, at first clueless that she's supposed to be terrified and respect this guy like everyone else does (maybe Junior takes her to him first, and completely forgetting Junior's initial rambling about his family, she doesn't realize Bowser's the king, but when she meets Luigi, she sees his crown and fancy clothes and immediately knows she gotta be respectful to this guy. She doesn't know how royals are in this lava world, after all), but she keeps doing it, knowing the koopa king may look terrifying but he's mostly bark and no bite.

-DK and Mario are friends and they often meet up to beat the shit out of the other, or sparring as it's called, I think. The first time they did it, Mario got the cat power up and destroyed DK in front of the kong king and other kongs, and since then Cranky doesn't dislike Mario so much, and the others respect him greatly too.

-Mareach,,, they look at eachother and sparkles are in there too. Peach doesn't brutally throw Mario to the ground or anything, but he loses his breath anyways because of her beauty. Also, Mario's type is beautiful tall women (and tall idiot men, maybe his dad suggests DK as a husband and Mario's like ew dad, we're just friends. Or maybe... Donkareach... I like the fics that has them, but idk for this).

-Toad as a wingman, he doesn't care how obvious he is, he's gonna make Princess Mario and his new friend Peach be together, because they clearly like-like the other.

That's all I got for now askdalsd thanks if you read my ramblings, sorry if there's mistakes in writing.

I'm gonna color the stuff I got left and maybe draw more, but knowing myself I dunno if I will anytime soon 😔 Also I go back to college the next week sadly sjsjd

Got any thoughts on the AU? Tell cuz I'd love to know c:< but only if it's nice thoughts, I'm sensitive akdalsd

[abluescarfonwaston]

Look. I just think that in a No DL-6 au that Miles Edgeworth should still end up studying under Manfred Von Karma. He tried defense work- he really did. But he came home one night real quiet and admitted it wasn't for him. And Gregory held him and told him that was just fine, that there was no shame in that and Miles would always be his little boy.

And then Miles turns around and studies under Von Karma.

Obviously Gregory is stressed out. Told Miles not to OR ELSE but Miles called his bluff and now he's just sitting across from his son eating dinner like its nothing that Miles is studying under the most corrupt prosecutor in the province. Biting his tongue to try and save the relationship. Save Miles from whatever foolish teenage stunt this is.

But its not a stunt. It a plan. One only he, Manfred Von Karma and his daughter-Franziska Von Karma are in on. One to take on the supreme court of Japanifonia and force them to agree that gay marriage is legal in this country.

Because Phoenix told Miles he loved him. And Miles said: I need to marry him. I must overthrow the laws of this land for him. And I will not lose. I refuse to.

So Miles is using Von Karma to train him to take down the highest law in the land. Franziska has already planned their engagement and wedding so he has to get a move on already. And Manfred is taking great delight in making Gregory twist and squirm by being a loving and supportive mentor. Why he even taught Miles how to drive!

Gregory, crying: I would have taught you how to drive

Miles, mouth agape: Father you don't have a license. Or a CAR.

Gregory gets back at Manfred though. He teaches Franziska how to ride a bike. And makes her dinner and supports her how Manfred never could. So really, who's winning?

Franziska. This is how she wins in a no DL-6 au.

[drrav3nb]

BRADLEY FREEGARD as King Canute LAURA BERLIN as Queen Emma VIKINGS: VALHALLA | SEASON THREE

When I took England and became King, I promised that I would keep you safe and I would never leave you exposed as Æthelred did. And you have.

[ultravioletbrit]

“heels” - Jegulus microfic - @into-the-jeggyverse - 147 words

 

Regulus is sitting on the couch trying to keep his knee from bouncing up and down. His palms are sweaty, there’s a knot in his stomach and a lump in his throat. He tries to take a deep breath and his shoulders slump forward slightly, until he hears the sound of heels approaching and his back snaps up straight.

She enters the room and takes a seat in the chair across from him.

“So…?” She asks.

He takes another deep breath and looks her right in the eye.

“I want to marry your son.” He tells her.

Effie is on her feet in less than a second pulling him into a tight hug.

“Monty, get in here!” She yells excitedly without loosening her grip on him. She turns her head and kisses his cheek, and all the nerves leave his body as he melts into her hug.

[doorknobinmyayuss]

*Alastor and lucifer get engaged*

Alastor: there’s somthing I have to tell you before we go through with this…

Lucifer: Uhm… okay what is it?

Alastor: I… I made a deal with Rosie… and I can’t get out of it.

Lucifer: ohhhkay? Should I be worried?

Rosie: *Kicks down the door carrying an extremely large scrapbook* I KNEW I COULD SMELL ENGAGEMENT RINGS! THE MAID OF HONOUR IS HERE AND I BROUGHT MY PORTFOLIO!! YOU KNOW THE DEAL ALASTOR I AM IN CHARGE OF EVERYTHING!!!

[pastara-cell]

Omg guys look!!! Its qibr and late autumn!!!!!

[king-mera]

"King Magnifico and Queen Amaya could have been Disney's first evil power couple!"

Excuse you,

[yuripira4e]

trying to explain to other otasune fans that snake is NOT the one with internalized homophobia in their coupling

[messymoonmad]

Hera, you’re super awesome sauce and, like, really pretty so, like, PLEASE TAKE THESE!! (Super loyal and better then Zeus btw)

Gives her chocolate, flowers and jewelry.

JUST ONE CHANCE PLEASE

Hera : are you suggesting.... THAT I CHEAT ON MY HUSBAND

AND BREAK THE SACRED VOWS OF MARRIAGE?

[blueskittlesart]

Wait wait, what the Loz sibling manga?

oh god i want to say it was one of the early NES promo mangas. iirc it was by mishouzaki?? it was legitimately batshit insane. they obviously hadnt figured out like. ANY lore whatsoever at that point and im not entirely sure that mishouzaki ever actually. played the game. or even read the manual. so the triforce functioned as like. a typical 80s manga space-weapon almost and zelda wore like a mech suit at one point and link experienced actual in-universe racism multiple times and at the end of the manga it's revealed that link and zelda are half-siblings because zelda's mother CHEATED ON HER HUSBAND