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just found out this weekend is a 4 day weekend LET’S GOOOO
#going on a hike I’m v excited about this weekend#then in 2 weeks I’m gonna go back home and see my friends#then my sister is gonna come stay with me in da big city#and then I’m going to Europe with my bf#life is so good#now as long as I am able to complete this milestone on time I am going to be in such a good place#naina.txt
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#I need my bfs fist inside me so bad I’m going insane#I can’t believe they’re on their way to europe for two weeks…. I die
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GUTS Tour
Oscar piastri x singer!reader
Face claim Olivia Rodrigo
Summary Oscar reacts to his girlfriend tour.
Warning Guts tour(not really but Iykyk)
A/N really like it. I hope it does well. Hope y’all enjoy it! The YouTube video and the insta story took really long to make so pls show some love and say what you think!
Also I just reread it, and there are quite some spelling mistakes. Sorry for anyone that is bothered by it, but I can’t change it anymore because that takes a lot of time and I don’t have that. I ado don’t really know what to thing about the YouTube video cause I made it in 2 hours so for me the different parts where more spread out but now I look back it looks a bit weird. But Lmk what you think!
Don’t forget to repost and comment! It helps a lot! Also feedback is appreciated!
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Yourusername thank you so for all the great support! I had a great time on my first few shows, hope to see you al soon!
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SabrinaCarpenter So gorgeous!
Conangray Love the show!
Oscarpiastri 😍❤️
User1 not her friends and bf simping in the comments
User2 so exited to see you in Europe!
User3 so happy I got to see you!
User4 SO PROUD!
User5 I can still remember the little girl on bizarfark and now she is doing a world tour😢 the little artist is really growing up!
User6 💜💜
User7 mother
User8 we need Oscar’s reaction to the obsessed performance and the ✨parts✨ of the show
User9 OMG SO TRUE
User10 in love with you
User11 IM SO EXITED TO GO TO THE GUTS TOUR (I don’t have tickets)
User12 love the difference between SOUR and GUTS tour, she really isn’t a teenager anymore
User13 ur an icon
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User1 HAHAHA OSCAR REACTION TO THE PARTS
User2 I love that y/f/n SHQ and McLaren worked together for this! Great video!
User3 He listed!
User4 not him stuttering😂
User5 the people laughing at him behind the camera😂
User6 I love how he makes sure to mention that he knew things beforehand and that she asked him for advice
User7 HAHA not him suddenly being full GenZ for y/n😂
User8 HAHA him saying that she does that a lot is the highlight of this video!
User9 someone should count how many times he said wow🤣
User10 he is such I supportive Boyfriend! I love it!
User11 he’s such a simp!
User12 I love how he says that about the fans and stuff
User13 Great video!
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Yourusername He may be a simp, and he may judge my tour, but he is mine🫶 So American is out now! I hope you all enjoy it! (P.S. he finally came to the show, and he ENJOYED it!)
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OscarPiastri Hey don’t expose me!
OscarPiastri And I’m so proud of you! Finally a song that I heard beforehand!
OscarPiastri And I did not judge you and I’m not a simp!
Yourusername Whatever you believe sweetheart!
SabrinaCarpenter Omg love the song! So proud of you! Liked by author
GracieAbrams So happy! Love that you finally released a love song!
Yourusername 💜
TaylorSwift So proud of you! You finally found your lover!
Yourusername Thank you mother🙇♀️💜
Landonorris it was so painful to watch both Oscar filming the video and him watching the show irl😭 he was a simp and speechless with both😭
Yourusername Hey! Look out at what you say! He is my simp!
User1 AAAHHHH NOW SONG!
User2 FIRST LOVE SONG!
User3 they are so cute!
User4 I love them!
User5 AND HE SAYS IM SO AMARICAN!
User6 THEY ARE THE BEST COUPLE ON TEH GRID!
User7 OSCAR IS SO HOT IN TJOSE PICS🥵🥵
User8 I fear I might have fallen in love… with both
User9 do you need a dog? 🐶🐕 I can bark
User10 NEW SONG WOOHOO
User11 I didn’t really like their relationship at first, but now that we get more song I AM SUCH A FAN
User12 UGH THE PUCS ARE SO CUTE
User13 Not her and Lando exposing Oscar
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Unexpected Love (smau)
✮- pairing: joão félix x fem!reader
✮- faceclaim: madison beer
✮- summary: when an unexpected turn of events causes a beloved pop star and a rising fútbol star to unexpectedly fall in love and share their story through social media
✮- warnings: none
✮- author’s note: this is pure fiction, also this is my first time doing anything like this so if you have any tips or feedback that would be great. also jude bellingham and reader have a pure platonic friendship.
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username1 are we gonna talk about what my man just said a few minutes ago..
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username2 UHMM… when was this?!? (not that im mad about this at all 🌚)
username3 SAY WHATTTT
username4 wait why do i kinda ship…
username5 he’s upgrading 😌✊
username6 MY WIFE AND HUSBAND!?!!?
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yourusername finishing my newest album can be expected to drop later this week 🤍🎶
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sabrinacarpenter can’t wait to listen ☺️
yourusername liked this comment
username7 can we be expecting any feature by anyone 🌚
username8 i wish i wanna see her feature with someone again!!
username9 i’ve been counting down the days since your last album im so excited!
judebellingham can you even play the guitar? 🤨
yourusername yes now why are you hating 😒
judebellingham IM JUST ASKING
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yourusername ackk i can’t believe it after 2 motnths of working my ass off y’all can finally go stream UNEXPECTED ENCHANTMENT 😌 anddd not only that but i’ll be having a tour in europe/the uk for it as well, so go buy tickets if interested i’d love to see all of you there! 🤗 i’m so happy that i was able to pull this off in the spam of 2 months thanks to not just my production team but a certain someone who might or might not be my muse thank you 😉 but HOPE YALL LOVE UNEXPECTED ENCHANTMENT!!! 🫶🏼
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judebellingham so did your “muse” send all those flowers 👀
yourusername wouldn’t you like to know
username10 not jude being a chismoso
username11 he’s so real for that
username12 i love their relationship
theweekend congrats on your album
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username13 okay joão i see you liking her post 🌚
username14 our man is finally making a move 🙈
username15 can’t he just like her post?
username13 i’m just saying he might be liking it since he likes her
username16 ARE WE NOT GONNA ADDRESS SHE PRACTICALLY SAID SHE HAS A BF BY CALLING HIM HER MUSE AND THE WINKY FACE?!?!
username17 NO CAUSE LITERALLY WHAT ARE THE THEORIES GUYSS
@joaofelix79 just posted a story!
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joaofelix79 thank you for the amazing experience, i had a lot of fun! 🏎️
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username18 YOURE SO FINE JOÃO 🤭
username19 OMGGG DONT PANICK BUT Y/N LIKED
username20 AHHH SCREAMING AND CRYING
username21 uhmm wasn’t y/n supposed to be at this event too ?? 👀
username22 are we not gonna talk about who took these pictures 🧐
username23 probably his manager or a photographer?
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yourusername fast cars and even faster melodies! had a blast at the event! 🏎️🎶
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username24 spotted at the same event…. is it official yet? ❤️
username25 woww you and joão are both here! coincidence? i think not! 😉
username26 it was not a coincidence let’s be honest 😏
redbullracing we were happy to have you! come again soon
yourusername dw you’ll see me again!
@yourusername just posted a story!
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judebellingham has replied to your story
is it who i presume it is ⁉️
yourusername
who knows maybe.. 🤷🏻♀️
judebellingham
girl you know damn well 😒
fraternizing with the enemy is a big no no
yourusername
womp womp
go cry about it ☺️
judebellingham
i see where ur loyalty stands now 😔
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foxsoccerspn joão félix’s pointing gesture says it all. a win dedicated to someone special in the crowd! 🌹
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username27 pointing to his lucky charm? 🫣
username28 idk what else y’all need as proof to him and y/n dating SHE WAS LITERALLY AT THE GAME
username29 i really hope they are cause i shipppp!!
username30 this celebration means everything 🥰
username31 he’s so sweet i need a joão to my y/n like by yesterday
@yourusername just posted a story!
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barcelonasportsnews caught by surprise! joão félix and y/n l/n, from stages and fields to barcelona’s streets! 🌇❤️
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username32 I CALLED IT FROM THE START AND YALL ALL SAID I WAS DELUSIONAL
username33 awww they’re so cute wth 🥺
username34 HELLO ?? ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HUGO LIKING THE POST
username35 NO CAUSE I HAD TO DOUBLE CHECK TOO 😭
username36 the new it couple 😍
username37 i’m just so happy he’s moved on from magui
username38 as he should she’s a bop 😝
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yourusername he’s got a way of turning every doubt into gold, with him by my side, there’s a story yet untold 💗
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joaofelix79 minha linda namorada 💗 (my pretty girlfriend 💗)
yourusername o meu lindo namorado 💗 (my pretty boyfriend 💗)
username39 AHH ITS FINALLY OFFICIAL
username40 i knew her album was about him 🤭🤭
lamineyamal mis padres ✌🏽(my parents ✌🏽)
yourusername mi niño (my boy)
joaofelix79 creí que yo era tu chico 😒 (i thought i was your boy 😒)
yourusername mmm los dos? (😁 mmm both of y’all? 😁)
useranme41 he’s living proof you can get with your celebrity crush!
#joao felix#joao felix x reader#joao felix x you#joao felix x y/n#joao felix fanfic#joao felix one shot#joao felix imagine#joao felix smau#joao felix blurb#joao felix drabble#joao felix fluff#football#football player x reader#football player x you#football player x y/n#football fanfic#football one shot#football imagine#football smau#football blurb#football drabble#football fluff
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BECAUSE I LIKED A BOY / CL16.
in which the world’s favourite pop princess becomes tangled in the life of a certain formula one driver, flipping her entire world upside down.
( charles leclerc x singer!au )
track one: lonesome. track two: fast times. track three: nonsense. track four: opposite. track five: how many things. track six: bad for business.
✩⡱ warnings: slight sexual remarks
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yourusername that boy oh he don’t know what he’s missing
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madisonbeer girl fuck him (not literally) (pls)
user this seems like the confirmation we needed 😔
reneerapp i’ll be ur new bf
⤷ yourusername promise?
thegr8khalid the war begins to fight off all these new boys
⤷ yourusername my bravest soldier 🙏
user the way so many celebs are unfollowing him and taking her side
⤷ user as they should!!
bellahadid you’re hotter than him anyway
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yourusername nyc you’ll always have my heart 🫶 but that marks the end of the us leg of the tour, europe here we come!! hope ur ready for it 💋
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maisiehpeters eeeeeeek can’t wait!! see you in london bbygirl
user the way i’m going to roadie the european leg of this tour
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yourusername europe! thank you for the warm welcome!! the first few shows have been fabulous & i even got some new roadies ❤️🥰💋
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user she got the grid⁉️⁉️⁉️
lewishamilton that’s my best friend!!
carlossainz55 what a show! thank you for the invitation 😊
landonorris i’ve got looking at me on replay
⤷ danielricciardo can confirm but cannot complain
lancestroll figuring out how i can skip this racing season to tag along on all of the tour dates
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I think of you, always || Quinn Hughes x Fem!Reader
inspired by the song affection by cigarettes after sex
Summary: After bit being able to tell the family if your bf, you meet his ex at a Christmas dinner. Getting jealous is super easy after hearing her get called pretty, you finish dinner and storm off.
Warnings: NOT PROOF READ!!! Smut, unprotected, language, harsh words towards someone.
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Meeting the family is difficult, meeting the friends is awkward. Have you thought about meeting the family when you’ve broken up a million thousand times?
Or worse, maybe the thought of being a very close family friend that is now dating one of three brothers, and now you have to “meet the family.”
Sounds easy, but once you realize the family wanted you to end up with the other brother, maybe it’s different.
Ellen and Jim, the Hughes parents, have always seen me with Luke, even Trevor. Trevor zegras is one of Jack’s hot friends that I can’t call hot. I’m 22. Fairly young. It’s forbidden to date older men, especially people the Hughes know.
The only reason why I have been chosen to have a future with the younger brother is because I’ve hung out with him more. I’ve always seen Quinn as another parent. He’s always watching out for me, he’s like another source of parenting. I didn’t hangout with him very much, until he had gotten into Michigan.
I graduated years earlier than I should have. My parents were moving to somewhere in Europe, but they were going to travel the world before they settled into the new home. So in order for me to move with them, I went homeschooled.
I got into Michigan, and I only applied to American schools, because being in Switzerland, and traveling to Monaco back in forth wasn’t fun.
Europe was only cool until my parents got a divorce. My dad also was moving to Italy after selling his home in Switzerland. Which kind of made me excited to see him. Italy is the place the Hughes spend some summers in.
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The Hughes have been to my Monaco and newly Italian home several times. They love it there, but I get tired of it. My French is terrible, but Jack always tells me that I have an accent when I talk now because I’ve spent over half of my life in Europe. Apparently, I have a thick accent. Most of it is Italian, and a quarter of it is French, the rest is terrible English. “Say something in Spanish.” Luke mocks me.
For some reason they don’t believe me when I say I can speak four languages, “I told you, I speak French, Spanish, German, and Italian.” I roll my eyes and place the mashed potatoes onto the well decorated table.
Quinn touched my wrist, he sees that I have his very expensive watch on. I push my legging hugged ass back into his hips, he pushes back into me until Jim walks into the kitchen.
It’s an amazing Christmas break, the Devils have Christmas break at the same time as The Canucks, so everyone decided to come to Michigan and celebrate. Luke and I went down to Target to grab some cranberries for Ellen.
“I dunno why she always makes these, you hate them!” Luke laughs. He purchased the cranberry jar and stuffs it into a bag. I laugh and run my fingers through my cold brittle snowflake filled hair. “She likes them, she’s the cook, I don’t need to ask questions about her highness Hughes.” I bow and joked.
The thing about Luke, is he’s always laughing, he always understands me. Maybe that’s why Jim and Ellen love him for me? I’m not sure but I’m basically like their daughter. Somehow the boys were never my “brothers.”
I moved into their house for a year in Toronto because of my parents divorce. Jack was always at hockey, Luke never left my side and Quinn never hung out with me.
As soon as we got to the house I jumped out, and ran inside. I had the bag in my hand, Jack’s stupid shoes were sitting in the middle of the entry way.
I slipped and fell. I got up right away. The cranberries had spilled all over me from the jar. Glass crushed my hand. I don’t feel the pain, but as soon as Ellen comes rushing over from the kitchen I feel sharp tense pain in my wrist, and ass.
Luke runs in after me as he locks the car. He holds me up. He goes to grab the bandage kit they store in a closet. Ellen goes to grab the broom, and Quinn runs over to me to clean me up. Jim and Jack run out to get more cranberry jars for tonight’s big dinner.
I don’t question to holding onto Q for support, he brings me upstairs to his room. He sits me onto his bathroom counter and I feel my now bruised ass press agisnt the cold counter top.
Luke left us some bandages for Quinn to use on me. Luke left to go help his mother clean. Quinn and I are left alone.
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It’s been 2 months of Quinn and I’s relationship. We haven’t told anybody, but it’s Halloween and I wnat a couple costume. Obviously I want to post the costumes for this year, so I’m left to wear something by myself.
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Quinn kissed my cold cheek leaving a warm impression on my flushed face. He wraps my hand in pink bandage, and he helps me take my shoes and leggings off. Quinn changes me into some of his sweatpants, and a large shirt he has.
“Do you what them to know?” I ask.
Quinn pulled me into a warm hug. “Not yet, I’m not sure if my dad would be happy I’m the one you chose.” He rested his chin on top of my head.
“Well they will know because I have your clothes on, and they reek of your strong cologne.” I laugh. He holds my head as if i have a terrible headache.
He kissed my lips and carried me out of his personal bathroom. I walk to my room, and change into this gorgeous red dress, nice and lacy. I grab an ugly sweater and pull it over my head. Quinn changed into fancy- casual clothing to match my outfit.
We walk downstairs into a beautiful dining room, with a large Christmas tree that hangs fabulous ornaments that hold pictures of our childhood pictures. I notice that Ellen has labeled our sitting spots at the table.
I’m next to Jack, Luke next to my left, and quinn across from me. Ellen faces Jack, while Jim is sitting at the head, and the table is pressed up to the wall. So no one is sitting at the opposite side of Jim. There is an empty seat, I thought it was weird- Ellen never has an empty chair for family gatherings.
We stay eating, we pass peas, toast, mashed potatoes, stuffing, and cheese on a stick. Then we hear the door bell ring.
I thought, “Christmas carolers.”
no
“Mom?” Quinn gets up quickly. Ellen has been outside for a few minutes. She finally comes in. She grunts in frustration.”hey Quinn.” One of many the pretty girls Quinn has had a relationship with says. She walks up to him, hugs him and sets her bags down.
“You can sit here, and I’ll take Quinn’s seat.” Ellen nods,
“Mom! You knew about this?” Quinn drags her over to the Christmas tree. He lowered his voice.
Am I nervous that Quinn’s ex-girlfriend is here- while we just kissed upstairs, and to mention… He’s my boyfriend.
yes. Yes I’m petrified.
“Of course I did Quinn. She loves you still. I’m your mother. Switch seats with me.” Ellen walks him back to the table, straightening his ugly sweater on him.
“No. I like where I am.” Quinn sits down at his original seat. He places his foot on mine, letting me know he’s with me.
“Pretty.” I mouth to Quinn. He nods his head in agreement. He winks at me and he starts playing footsie with me. My dress folds right at the cut of my hip and thighs. Very short dress for a winter party.
Classical winter music continues over our dinner. Jim laughs at everything Jack says, Luke looks at me when I eat. I look at Luke when he eats. It’s just as if we’re still little and we fling Mac and cheese at eachother.
“Grub bub.” Luke laughs while drinking his apple cider. I laugh so hard I snort, Quinn starts laughing at me. Jack holds me in and sways me around. Yep, he’s drunk.
Ellen noticed the few glances Quinn and I make.
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“Why don’t you help me clean up?” Jim waves Ellen up. We dismiss ourselves and we go back to our rooms. Quinn, well he takes his ex’s bags up to the guest room.
While they walk up here, “oh. I love that room, may I stay in it?” She walks into my room, and lays on the bed. “Comfy!” She giggles. I walk out if my closet, I suck my teeth this selfish bitch is in my bed.
“what. the. fuck.” I laugh in a rude manner. I see Quinn astonished, his mouth open. And so were her legs.
I push quinn out. I yell in his face, “get her up, or I’ll handle it myself.”
You could say I get jealous, but why did he seemed to enjoy it?
Ellen came running upstairs, “oh my!” Ellen grabs the girl out from her arm. She takes her bags and leads her to the basement guest room.
I was angry, I walking away. I had on a lacy black thong, and a navy blue spaghetti strap tank top, and some white sweat shorts on. The thong sits on my hips, and the shorts sit right on my pelvis bone. Most of my underwear was out. I ddint give a fuck. I had no bra on- “wow” Jack says while he walks his way to his own room.
“Nice one” Jack laughs at Quinn. Quinn watches me sit down in the living room couch, I turn the TV on. He comes running down to sit with me.
“Baby, come on. What was I supposed to do?” He whines.
I roll my eyes, “uh, I’m not sure- not let her walk into a room?! Im even more mad by the fact she had her legs spread open for you, and her boobs- Her Boobs! They were just out, it wasn’t her underboob or sideboob- I saw nips.” I yell out in frustration.
I get up and slide slippers on.
I get my keys and run out the door. I go for a drive, “wait no!” Quinn runs after me. I have slammed the door on his face.
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After awhile- no phone, no internet, no way to find me, Quinn pulls his car right up next to me. Jack sits passenger. “What the hell?!” Quinn knocks on my window.
“Oh goodness! Thought you were a murderire!” I gasp.
“No. You don’t get to do that.” He yells- flailing his arms around. I see his breathe in the air. Quinn knocks on the door.
I roll down the window. Quinn bends down to see me. He kissed my face.
“I told Jack about us. Luke is pampering my “ psychotic bitchy ex” and my mom is waiting for us with hot chocolate.”
“What about-“
“Dad? Yeah no he’s gone. He’s sleeping away from his drunkness. And Jack can drive home because I sobered him up with the news about us.” Quinn rushes over the empty parking lot towards to Jack.
“Go. I’ll talk her back home.” Quinn whispered and nods his head at me. Jack crawls to the driver seat.
“You know her well Quinn! The only way to get back home is to hit 3rd base!” Jack yells out the window while pulling away. Quinn sits in the passenger seat of my car.
We’re alone in a parking lot inside a freezing car because my heater broke, and it’s the middle of winter with tons of axe murderres.
“He’s not wrong.” I look at Quinn.
Quinn mumbles, “mhm. I know.” He slides his hand onto my thigh.
I crawl to the backseat. My back hits the cold interior of the car. Quinn climbs ontop of me. He slides my tank top up, seeing my bare hard niopples. “Oh baby.” Quinn starts sucking on one. He slides a hand into my shorts.
I feel his warm but very cold hand touch my sensitive bud. He starts rubbing into my clit, he moans while he sticks one finger into my hole. He came up from my chest- he starts aggressively kissing me.
My tounge hitting his throat, his cum covered finger slides into my mouth. I suck onto my pussy juiced cover finger and Quinn unbuttons his dress pants. I feel his hard groin hit my bare torso. He’s hard- for me.
“Quinn-“ he holds my hands up with one of his own hand. He pulls off my shorts, he sees my new thong. “Impressive.” He moans. I sit up against the door. The windows are white, but not from the frost- but from our hard breathing.
Quinn stuffs his face into my pussy as if he’s still hungry from dinner. I start to cum, but Quinn pulls away from me. He holds my hand as I start rubbing myself. With his other hand, Quinn jerks iff to start some lubricant.
He starts rocking his hips into mine. I feel his cold tip touch what feels like my lungs. He holds my legs up. I know the car is rocking a ton. But I love it.
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Quinn slaps my ass while I’m in doggy style. He fucks me hard, and he gets tired after a good 47 minutes.
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I hope I get to finish him. I start sucking off his cum and playing with his sensitive balls. He leans his head back, letting me crawl up onto his chest. His phone rings.
“Hey dad? Whats wrong?”
“Where are you? Is y/n coming back?” Jim yells through the phone. I can hear the worry in his voice.
“Dad. Y/n. She’s fine.” I cut him off by kissing him. I turn our camera on and see Jim. Ellen is in the corner of the camera and screams. She jumps up and down.
“I knew you’d end up with one of my boys!” She smiled. She runs up to Jack and he twirls her around. Luke winks at us through the camera.
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Quinn cuddles me in bed and warms my back up. I feel his warmth and love, I wish we announced our relationship before the dinner.
#jocelynscrazyideas#hockey#nhl#umich hockey#quinn hughes#vancouver canucks#quinn jerome hughes#quinn hughes fic#quinn hughes smut#vancouver#quinn hughes x y/n#qh43
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Uhhh hiii!!!🥺
Can we get some fluff protective bf Chris when you (the reader) hurts yourself after Chris scared you? (Nothing big just like a scratch or sprain?)🥺🥺🥺
Just A Bruise
pairing: chris evans x female reader
summary: prank wars are usually fun and games until someone ends up with a little bump…
warnings: none really, minor injury, very sweet chris
a/n: hi lovely anon, thank you for requesting!! i’m getting back into my inbox finally, i know i’ve been slacking with that recently, so I apologize! i’m going to try and work through that, and I might do a harry blurb to this too cause i found this request v sweet<3
Anyone that knew Chris knew he was an avid prankster from videos with his brother, to his friends and other family members, so naturally you were more than aware that he would more than likely get you in on his antics. You were quite a calm person, usually sticking to yourself and your work most days, Chris always loving that softness you added to your shared home, but deep down he loved how easy it was to scare the absolute shit out of you.
There were few times where you weren’t having it, whether it be after a bad day or if you were under stress with a deadline for work, but today probably topped the times he probably should not have scared you.
He was lucky you were as forgiving as you were.
After finishing up some much needed files before you took 3 weeks vacation to travel some of Europe with Chris and his family. In retrospect you should have realized your missing boyfriend was up to something when the house was too quiet, because although there was always a certain sombreness to the house, Chris still managed to fill it with noise.
“Chris?”
Huffing softly you walked down the stairs and moved towards the living room, he was still nowhere to be found, up until you turned past the couch and he jumped out from behind it yelling
“Boo!”
He laughed as you screamed, a hand coming up to your chest but that soon stopped after you tripped backwards on the corner of the love seat and landed straight on your hip, hitting the corner of the coffee table
“ow ow ow”
You lay flat on the floor a mixture of laughing and crying because honestly you were in some pain
“Fuck..honey-y/n you okay?”
“I hate you.”
He knew you were joking but he couldn’t help but kneel next to you, his hands holding your face gently as he wiped some of the tears away
“I’m so sorry baby, really are you okay?”
Blinking up at him you nodded
“My hip hurts, but i’m fine”
Chris helped you up his features full of regret as he watched you wince, his hand moving to check your hip noting the deep black and purple bruise that was beginning to form
“Here, sit on the couch i’ll get you some ice”
“Chris i’m-”
“Please..”
You could see how bad he felt, and despite it being an accident you did as he told, settling yourself down onto the couch waiting for him to bring you some ice. Moments later he’d brought over some water, an ice pack and a few snacks for you
“Here…got some snacks, water and some ice for your hip”
You smiled patting the spot next to you
“Thank you my love, it was an accident you know, I forgive you”
“I still hurt you”
Letting out a quiet laugh you leaned over to press a kiss to his cheeks
“Chris baby, I love you, it was an accident, maybe let’s take a break from the pranks…at least until my hip isn’t falling off?”
That got a laugh out of Chris which made you feel a bit better knowing he really did feel bad for hurting you
“I love you too, I can do that..no more pranks”
Did you really think he’d be able to hold off on the no pranking rule until your hip felt better? No, but you had some of your own tricks up your sleeve, and maybe the hurt hip would come in handy more than you thought it would.
#chris evans#chris evans imagines#chris evans x fluff#chris evans x wife reader#chris evans x reader#chris evans x y/n#chris evans x female reader#chris evans x girlfriend!reader#chris evans x wife!reader#chris evans x you#chris evans x midsizereader#chris evans x plus size reader#chris evans fan fiction#rueswrites#ruesanswers#ruesanons<3#ruesasks
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hey emily!! it’s me again lol. sorry for adding to your list of things to write!!
i was trying to think of some kind of one shot i’d like, and i remember that my friend and i were talking a bit ago and she said i kind of looked like Speirs, which at first i didn’t agree.. but now i can sorta see it?? we have mostly the same coloring except for the eyes. plus our noses are similar and our eyebrows. ANYWAY, it just gave me the idea of a one shot where i’m Speirs’ little sister and maybe i’m a nurse in easy company, but he’s a very ‘protective older brother’ type so none of the guys even want to cross that line. UNTIL winters (my bae 😔) and i develop feelings for each other and start to date and be all bf/gf in secret until Speirs finds out. And so then there might be some conflict there or maybe he’s fine cause it’s Dick, who knows?
But yes that’s just an idea that i’ve been thinking about for a bit, i don’t have a brother and have always wanted one, i think Speirs would be the perfect scary older brother lolol. anyways im super excited to see what you do with this!! thanks! <3
(p.s i emotionally cant handle bad endings so if there’s any way you could have it end well i would SUPER appreciate it!)
LARA NEVER APOLOGIZE FOR REQUESTING YOU'RE AN AMAZING HUMAN AND I LOVE YOU
also I didn't proofread this so apologies for any typos 🫠
Thank you so much for the request Lara! Hope you enjoy 🥰
Ron and the Unknown Soldier
Dick Winters x Speirs!Medic!Reader
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The officers were having the time of their lives in the Eagle’s Nest, resting out in the sun with the best champagne available. Ron had other things on his mind, though. Someone was dating Easy Company’s medic, (y/n). Something like this would, typically, never cross his mind twice. However, this certain medic was Ron’s baby sister. He heard from Lieutenant Lipton that the medic was absolutely smitten with a boy in 2nd Battalion, and Ron could not help but be infuriated. He knows the boys, especially in Easy Company. They’re good soldiers, stellar soldiers, but Ron has seen how quickly they love and leave women - thinking about (y/n) falling for some lousy corporal who will leave as soon as the next girl comes his way lit an angry fire in Ron’s soul.
Ron remembered when Lipton first told him about the rumor - it was about a month ago, in Hagenau. That night, Ron showed up unannounced to (y/n)’s billet and knocked on the door. He noticed the sounds of hurried shuffling and hushed voices behind the door, his concern only growing. (y/n) finally opened the door, but just enough to stick her head out.
“Ron? What’re you doing here?”
“We need to talk.”
“Um…okay, let me put something on.”
She quickly shut the door and more shuffling and hushed voices ensued. Ron could barely make out “-leave now”, “I’ll see you tomorrow”, and “love you more.” Before Ron could run to the other side of the house to catch the boy in question, (y/n) opened the door back up, bathrobe wrapped around her.
“Come on in Ron, what's wrong?” She asked her older brother, closing the door and sitting beside him on the bed.
Ron folded his arms and looked at the floor - the situation had been buzzing in his head all day, but now that he was here to confront (y/n), he was quite unsure how to broach the topic. He took a breath before replying.
“I know you’re an adult and can make your own decisions, but I promised Mom and Dad I’d look out for you while we’re in Europe.” (y/n) nodded along, furrowing her brow in concern. “I heard a rumor that you’re… going with another soldier in the battalion, is that true?” (y/n)’s eyes grew wide before responding.
“I…umm… who told you that?”
“Lieutenant Lipton.”
(y/n) mumbled a swear under her breath - who the fuck told Lipton??
“Is it true (y/n)?”
The medic put her head in her hands - she didn’t want to lie to her brother, but she also wanted her boyfriend’s life to be spared.
“As you said, Ron, I’m a grown-up and I can make my own decisions.”
That was all the confirmation Ron needed. He took a sharp inhale and began pacing the small room.
“Who is he!?”
“I’m not telling you, Ron!”
“WHO. IS. HE.” Ron glared at (y/n) more intensely than ever, his hands on his hips and chest heaving in rage.
“Ron he’s a good man! He’s kind, caring, attentive, supportive-”
“He acts like that now, but just like any other enlisted boy he’s going to leave you high and dry, and when that happens I’m going to ki-”
“Ron, it’s not like that, I promise,” (y/n) looked up at her brother sincerely. She wasn’t lying, he wasn’t like the other enlistees - he was an officer. “Look, I know you’re just trying to protect me, but I really like him and will keep seeing him. If he does anything, though, you know you’re the first person I’m coming to.” The girl got up and stood before her brother with a warm smile and arms outstretched. The captain took a deep breath before nodding in understanding and accepting his sister’s hug. Ron held her tight in his arms and kissed the top of her head, silently plotting how to take care of this mysterious soldier.
Ron was pulled from his thoughts when he heard Dick’s voice calling to him. The officer sat up in his seat on Nixon’s chair, noticing Lipton and (y/n) trailing behind Major Winters.
“Hey Adolf! Love your Eagle’s Nest!” Harry Welsh greeted Winters and his companions. Dick smiled at Harry and turned to a paper in his hand, reading out that the German army had surrendered - the war in Europe was over. While the officers were processing the information, Dick pointed a finger at Speirs.
“Ron, I need to talk to you,” he informed the captain, beginning to walk back inside. Ron tried to shake the inebriation from his brain before following the commanding officer, praying it wasn’t something too important. The officers made their way to a living room-style area, containing two couches across from each other, a coffee table in between. Speirs took a seat on one couch, and Dick sat across from him. Speirs, in his state, had not noticed that (y/n) had followed the pair to the room - the girl sat next to the redhead and smiled at her brother.
“(y/n)? What’re you doing here?”
“Ron, do you remember back in Hagenau when you heard that (y/n) was going with a soldier?”
“Yeah, did you find out who?” Ron leaned forward intensely, praying for a chance to beat up the soldier who dared to try and date his sister.
Dick let out a quiet chuckle and looked at the ground.
“Oh, I know who it is…”
“Then spit it out!” Ron started to get frustrated at the pair - he needed them to just tell him who-
Suddenly, (y/n) looked softly at Ron and took Dick’s hand in hers. It took a moment for Ron to study the gesture, a lightbulb flashing in his head after a moment.
“Are you telling me… back when I talked to you at your billet…”
(y/n) giggled before answering, “Yes, Dick was scrambling to climb out the back window before you saw him.” The major shook his head in amusement, his cheeks starting to match his ginger hair.
Ron just sighed and put his head in his hands. He had been a little stricter than he needed to be with Easy Company since discovering the relationship, but now he realized that he was intimidating the poor boys without a purpose.
“...why didn’t you tell me?” Speirs asked genuinely, looking up at the pair.
“We wanted to wait until the war was over, since life was so unpredictable,” (y/n) explained.
“Besides, even I was nervous to tell you that I was dating your sister,” Winters added with a laugh. The siblings returned the laughter, (y/n) placing a quick kiss on Dick’s cheek.
“Well, since the man you’re seeing happens to be one of the finest soldiers I’ve ever met, I think I can let him live,” Ron said with a smirk. The trio laughed together once more before standing to leave, both Dick and (y/n) exchanging hugs with Ron. As the three walked back to the company, Winters holding (y/n)’s hand, they knew that they had a lot of explaining to do.
#band of brothers#easy company#hbo war#hbo#ask#emily shut up#dick winters#request#one shot#band of brothers fanfiction#band of brothers fanfic#band of brothers x reader#dick winters x reader#richard winters#richard winters x reader#thicccqueyoongimin#i love my moots
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Yeah her husband pays for her vacations and Eras tickets! This year she flew from Australia to the US and then later on from Aus to Europe, going to half a dozen shows each time.
ok but that’s fuck funny to call anyone joebless then? Like I am very privileged to not pay for rent or a mortgage and I’m beyond aware that basically all I pay for is my medical insurance and house upgrades and groceries and my own luxuries and I consider that a *very privileged life*. My dad offered Vienna tickets with my sister as a birthday present for the next 5 years and my bf wanted to do Bey last year together but it didn’t quite work. I consider myself self-sufficient (not well off) and I wouldn’t go around saying a man who is better off than her or me is… jobless. Like he’s fine. He could afford her lifestyle (which she evidently cannot). Wild. Like maybe if she dated Joe she’d get to go to even more concerts lol.
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What are you up to these days? How are you doing? We would love a life update! 🌻✨
Life is going quite swimmingly which is actually shocking to me because I’m not used to being in a state of contentment. I’m Bangkok for the past month with my boyfriend and we love it here.
It’s hot AF and the pollution is whack, yet it’s literally the most incredible city I’ve visited. Thailand is crazy but in the best way possible. And people are so polite, sentient and respectful. I love bowing to show gratitude I think it’s a perfect way to show humility.
Coming from Canada which is one of the most failed western societies I feel so safe and at home now. Even after spending 3 months in France I’m sorry but I have to say that even Europe is a shithole compared to Asia. The inflation in France is so completely mental that I was going broke just getting basic groceries, when it never used to be this bad before le khoevid19.
When I was in Mexico last year I felt the same way about leaving the west because at least people in so-called “developing countries” are still human, family-oriented, respectful and not all basic shills to capitalism grindset culture. Paying $2k a month to live in a closet sized apartment in some toilet in the US, Canada, Australia, Europe etc is not normal and I will never accept it and I don’t think anyone should.
I love that Asia is the continent of my ancestors, I love having my own apartment for a reasonable price, I love seeing people who are happy and not the depressed zombies of Canada, and I love the freedom of being able to support myself financially the way millennials no longer can in the west.
All my anxiety is gone. I’m happy and grateful exploring new countries with my bf and we’re going to Cambodia in 5 days. I believe in God more than ever. I feel financially secure for the next few months at least lol but even glad for that! I might have some great new career prospects and an interesting (fingers crossed 🤞🏼) screenwriting assignment coming up!
Anyways sorry for this rant but just thought I’d share how I found this difficult yet worthwhile path to happiness 😭😅 Just to think that if I didn’t have the guts to quit my job four months ago, I would’ve never been able to visit France, Italy, Thailand and Cambodia and I would still be miserable sitting in a real estate office all day. And somehow it’s all thanks to my boyfriend for giving me the courage and support to live this unconventional yet incredible life.
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Short ‘n Sweet
Charles Leclerc x singer!reader
Face claim Sabrina Carpenter
Summary Y/n releases an album and Charles is whipped
Warning hate, slut shaming, not proofread, spelling mistakes
A/N sorry that didn’t post for a while, and that this came late, but I lost my log in.
I also made this in a day so there will be spelling mistakes.
Part 1 - Part 2
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Yourusername I’m going on tour!! I am so exited to bring the Short ‘n Sweer tour to north America and Europe!!!
This tour will be with special guests @amaarea @wiffygriffy & @thedeclanmckenna !!
Can’t wait to be singing with y’all soon💋
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Instagram it’s her year😌
Charles_Leclerc Fir sure going to as many as I can
Spotify preparing ourselves now for the outros we are about to receive
User1 Hopefully it’s not to expensive 🤞🤞
User2 Excited😍
User3 please please please don’t make the tickets to expensive
User4 AAAHHHH
User5 not the article😂
User6 Can we just talk about how good she looks…?
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Yourusername eventful
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Charles_Leclerc gorgeous girl
Yourusername 💋
User7 wow
User8 in love
User9 not the switch😂
User10 Charles is so lucky
User11 so exited for the album!!
User12 Y/n Y/l/n the women you are
User13 😍😍😍
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Yourusername look at you, the entire short ‘n sweet tour sold out, espresso #1 at pop radio andddd I slit down this slide :’) thank you all so much!!!
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Taylorswift SUMMER OF Y/N AND MAY it CONTINUE FOREVER 😇
Zaralarson oh that’s queen shit
Charles_Leclerc so proud :)
User1 WOHO
User2 Taylor and Zara commenting?? She made it!
User3 she’s not our little secre eet anymore 😭
User4 overrated
User5 says you
User6 wow… just wow…
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Yourusername Short ‘n Sweet august 23rd!!!! Claim your track n tell your friends!!!
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Yourusername my give a fucks are on euhhh how do u say
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Charles_Leclerc Cute girl
Yourusername pretty boy
Gracieabrams wow, cutie
User7 She looks so good tho…
User8 awww… leoooo
User9 I love her and Charles
User10 I’m jealous of everyone in this photo dump
User11 you just see her glowing from happiness, she deserves it after her shitty ex
User12 I’m curious if any of the new songs are about Charles or her ex
User13 pastaaaaa
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Charles_Leclerc flying ears and swimming fast
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Yourusername who’s that handsome man?
Charles_Leclerc who’s that gorgeous girl?
Carlossainz55 cute
Landonorris whipped man, whipped
Pierregasly why wasn’t I invited?
Gracieabrams bring her back please
User1 Oh?? Y/n made it to the instagram!
User2 Charles be like 🧍
User3 Y/n looks so good and Charles is also there
User4 Leo is so cuteeee
User5 He looks so hot
User6 power couple fr
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Yourusername some shots for you before Short ‘n Sweet comes outtt
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Charles_Leclerc Wow……… beautiful
Bsfuser I see myself!
Laufey cutie
User7 she knows she’s hot
User8 can’t wait for the album!
User9 speechless
User10 I love supportive bf Charles
User11 she is only so famous because of how she looks
User12 stfu. Saying that doesn’t make you cool
User13 sexyyyy
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User1 WHO IS THAT ON THE LAST SLIDE??!!
User2 Funeral?? Who’s in the last pic??
User3 she things she can distract us with the 1st pic but it won’t work!!
User4 it worked on me
User5 slut!
User6 listen to all because I liked a big my love. Just cause you have a man crush on Charles doesn’t mean that she is a slut
User7 OH?!
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Yourusername Short ‘n Sweet is officially yours now!!!
I feel so lucky that u het to write and sing songs for my job, and I love that you all listen to it!
This is a project that is very close to my heart, I have worked on it through different periods of my life, an do am delighted to share it with you all!
Thank you to my brilliant talented friend that helped me produce, write and record this. And an extra special thank you to my lovely boyfriend Charles fir helping me with the piano on these songs!
I love you all and I hope that you enjoy this!💋🩵
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Jennaortega your mind ❤️!
Charles_Leclerc amazing!🩵❤️
User8 short ‘n sweet = no skips
User9 Y/N YOUVE DONE IT AGAIN!
User10 Love the album already!!
User11 MOTHER IS MOTGERING!!
User12 Bed chem? Dumb and poetic?? Juno??? Slim pickins???? Amazing!!!
User13 I love all the songs!!!!!!
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Yourusername Taste btssss. The music video for taste is out now!!
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OliviaRodrigo Hot hot hot
Charles_Leclerc I’m there!
User1 AHAAAAAAHHHHH
User2 JENNA!!
User3 Charles being in yet another music video is amazing!!
User4 Charles is now in 3 music videos!
User5 wait… which ones? I thought only 2 now
User4 Feather, please please please, and now taste!
User6 OMG!!
User7 Masterpiece!!
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Charles_Leclerc My sweet girl just released a new album!! Go stream Short ‘n Sweet!!
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Yourusername I LOVE YOU!!💋💋❤️❤️
Landonorris As I said, whipped
Carlossainz55 You won mate
User8 CUTEEE
User9 Love supportive bf!!
User10 you’re a lucky man Charles…
User11 is bed Chen about you???
User12 …Wow…
User13 I love you twoooo
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Also this will be the last part of this series: so this is the end. Maybe I will put one last small smau in it with a paddock appearance and the vma’s but that is if someone is interested. So let me know!!
#sterredm fics❤️#sterredm fics#formula 1#f1 imagine#f1 x reader#f1 x you#x reader#formula 1 fic#f1 fanfic#formula 1 fanfic#charles leclerc x sabrina carpenter#charles leclerc x female reader#charles leclerc x you#charles leclerc fluff#charles leclerc x reader#cl16 one shot#cl16 x y/n#cl16 x you#cl16 x reader#cl16 imagine#f1 fic#formula 1 x singer!reader#formula 1 smau#formula 1 x y/n#sabrina carpenter x f1#sabrina carpenter#short ‘n sweet#sterredem update
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going insane about Hamlet: Act 2 edition. let’s get straight into it
- firstly, Polonius makes me feel many things. Mostly rage. Frustration. Vague annoyance. The need to stab something through a curtain. I don’t know what he’s trying to accomplish by paying someone to slander his son (a lie, I know his reasoning and I think it’s dumb) but he’s just a strange old man and I don’t like him. Polonius enjoyers (if you exist) please make your case because I don’t know if there is anything I’m supposed to be seeing in this guy. only redeeming quality was having generally okay kids and being killed off in Act 3
- the scene where Hamlet startles Ophelia in her chambers is so endlessly funny to me. you have to really visualise the scene to get it, the imagery is silly. imagine you’re having a normal day and your bf walks in with his pants down except this is like pre 1600s Catholic Europe so you freak out and then he just acts really weird and walks out weirder. poor Ophelia your boyfriend’s only going to get worse and more unrecognisable from here but we’re staying silly until then
- I’ve never been able to read any of the scenes with Rosencrantz and Guildenstern quite the same after the banger play that is Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. I thank Tom Stoppard for taking what was originally two characters I didn’t know where my feelings lay towards and making them the silliest little guys under the sun. I sort of change my feelings on how ‘canon’ I consider the interpretation each time I read the book, but I like having the option
- Hamlet’s letter to Ophelia also makes me feel many things. ‘Doubt truth to be a liar, but never doubt I love (I never loved you)’. I’m on the bandwagon that Hamlet did truly love Ophelia at least prior to the events of the play (and then I switch up depending on the readings again), but I find again that it adds to the tragic element to spend time considering the lives they led before the King’s death. I’ll probably delve mostly into the relationship of these two in my Act 3 ramblings (starring such wonderful quotes as ‘Get thee to a nunnery’ and ‘That’s a fair thought, to lie between maid’s legs’) but goodness. ‘Thine evermore most dear Lady, whilst this machine is to him, Hamlet.’
- Hamlet’s habit of using wordplay to mock and annoy the people he doesn’t respect will always be funny to me, but it’s increased prominence whenever in the presence of Polonius is excessively so. This man is taking every single opportunity to twist this old man’s words into some odd pun or another and it’s so very silly. ‘Excellent, you are a fishmonger.’ ‘Have you a daughter? Let her not walk i’ th’ sun’ also blatantly making comments about your girlfriend in front of her conservative dad is insane but. I guess that’s the angle
- ‘What do you read my Lord?’ ‘Words, words, words’ oh he hates this man
- ‘You cannot sir take from my anything that I will more willingly part withal (except my life)’ has lived in my head rent free since reading. icon
- I’ve annotated my irl copy of Hamlet with pink markers every time he makes a misogynistic comment, and within roughly 30 seconds of meeting his childhood friends, he’s found an excuse to pull another one out of the bag. I suppose it is interesting how his misogyny does seem to be a very direct result of his glaring mother issues however, specifically his mother’s sexual promiscuity (of a kind) distressing him so much that it’s tainted his entire view of women as a whole.
- and then he drops two of the hardest lines back-to-back, ‘There is nothing either good or bad but thinking makes it so’, and ‘O God, I could be bounded in a nutshell and count myself a King of infinite space; were it not that I have bad dreams’. like okay slayy
- immediately calling R&G out on their bs. It’s not paranoia if they’re out to get you, or something
- ‘My Lord, I have news to tell you-‘ ‘mY lOrD, I hAvE nEwS tO tElL yOu. when Roscius was an actor in Rome-‘ oh he HATES this man
- we as a society don’t talk enough about Hamlet being a theatre kid methinks
- ooh I love the ‘rogue and peasant slave am I’ soliloquy. at this point, it’s been four months since the King was murdered, and two months since his ghost has asked Hamlet to take revenge. and still nothing has happened. Hamlet’s pretended to go mad, but hasn’t been able to make up his mind on what to actually do just yet, and he’s starting to hate himself for it. I also love getting to see the thought process behind his actions, and honestly things are still making sense from his perspective at this point. Yes it’s been a while, but he also has no definitive proof that the murder actually happened. For all he knows, the ghost was a devilish apparition trying to trick him into committing an unforgivable sin. And we’re still at the point where we can justify this, even if we might consider it a little indecisive of him a whole two months after. It’s just a silly little spiel that leads well into the next act, and I just like to read it out loud
Not as much on this act, but I’m saving all the juice for Act 3, my personal favourite >:) see you soon
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ok so. if you take requests plsplsplsplsplsplspls write about my pookie baby boy tolkien. and uh. he and silly bebe!!!! his silly gf tries on dresses at the mall!!!! and hes being a good bf and complimenting her!!!! WHOLESOME
Dress
description: tolkien takes his girlfriend prom dress shopping- achingly fluffy!!
tolkien black x bebe stevens/reader (written as bebe, but could be interpreted as anyone. reader is femme presenting, mentions of gf/bf)
cw: i can’t think of anything this is just straight fluff haha
wc: 580
hey anon! sorry this took so long but here it is, hope you enjoy!
“I’m not with you just because you’re rich you know,” I smiled up at the reflection of the boy standing behind me in the mirror.
“Sure…” He playfully rolled his eyes, but he couldn’t shake the giddy smile from his face. I twirled a golden curl around my finger, his smile was what drew me in months ago.
“It’s alright though, I don’t mind spending money on someone so beautiful- you deserve the best.” The Chanel dress I was wearing proved that tenfold, the blush on my cheeks a side effect of his love-drunk compliments. It felt unreal sometimes. How had I gotten lucky enough to not only have a boyfriend who was perfect, loving, and smart, but also incredibly doting and also interested in fashion?
“What do you think then?” I turned around to look him directly in the eyes.
“It’s perfect!” His eyes never left my face.
“Are you sure? I’ve been looking forward to this night with you since the ninth grade! I want everything to be perfect!”
“You’re gonna be by my side, how could it not be? And after you win prom queen a crown will finish the look perfectly.”
I felt my face redden again, a bigger smile breaking out. “We don’t know for sure that we’re winning court.”
“Pshhh,” he wrapped his arms around my neck, “we got this in the bag.”
The sales attendant came rushing over with more dresses, stacked up higher than she could see.
“That should be the last of everything we have in stock right now, but we could of course do a rush order from Europe if you’d like that, Mr. Black!”
“Thanks, we’ll let you know.” He tipped the woman generously and off she went, then he was right back with his arms around me.
He really was the best. Some people might have thought we were too opposite to work but I think that’s why we worked. I could be silly and joke and poke fun, and he understood and took it with a smile. He was the only person who could dare go back at me and hold his own, though he rarely did. We just had a mutual understanding, like we could talk in each other’s heads.
“Isn’t it bad luck for you to see me in my dress before prom?”
He chuckled, but his eyes didn’t change from the glazed over look he’d been carrying. “I think that’s a wedding babe.”
“Psh- same difference…”
He slowly guided me off the pedestal I was on, so we were on even ground, and began slowly swaying.
We were slow dancing to no music, just lost in each other’s eyes. I wanted to stay in the moment forever.
But there were all those beautiful dresses that needed trying on, and with a glance he could read my mind. I figured it was my turn to give him a tip for his troubles, pulling him in for a short kiss.
Which turned into a longer one.
And a longer one.
After some time, we pulled away and he carried the new clothes to where I had been getting changed, and our mission resumed.
164 dresses later, a winner was chosen. Tolkien paid, of course, which felt weird sometimes, but he was so insistent and it really was a beautiful dress, I guiltily couldn’t be bothered to complain too much. His love made me feel silly drunk all the time, and we relished in that all day.
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Idk who to tell this so,
I'm 25 with zero friends. I've always had friends, but I never had a friendship that lasted over 2 years. Most of them just grew apart, and we have no beef.
Before meeting my bf, I used to do hookups so at least that fulfilled my need of socialization and I had my brother's friends inviting me out to drink with them. But after getting into a relationship, I moved across to the other side of Europe and now I realized I only have my bf as a friend.
You could say "ah, but it's a new country, lots of new people to meet" and that's the most painful part because I've also realized I have no idea how to talk to people. I have no idea what to say when my colleagues tell me about their day, I have no thoughts forming on whatever they're talking about. I always make things awkward because mostly I just smile, nod and say "yea, it is what it is"
At one side, I'm a 100% introvert (acc to MBTI) and a Virgo, so I just want to do my job and go home and watch a movie and sleep, but on the other hand, I feel terribly lonely
hi there lovely!! i’m so sad to hear you’re feeling this way :( i really understand this type of loneliness, and i’ve been in this boat for a while too. i’ve also grown apart from all of my friends, and haven’t made any lasting friendships since i graduated high school. it sounds like we have super similar personalities also!
i wish i had some more encouraging words, but i can tell you, you aren’t alone <33 it’s so difficult to make friendships in your 20s, and i’ve been struggling too. i’m sure you’ve heard this a thousand times, but asking questions helps me a lot!! i hate talking about myself until i’m comfortable with people, but i always try and think of things i can ask about them. it makes conversations easier :) but i’m glad you still have your bf though, i hope that helps make the loneliness a little better 🤍 and i hope that things get better :( i know how hard it can be moving to a new place, all the best wishes for you.
if you ever want to chat, i’m available!! lots of love for you nonnie!!
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TEE R U HOME YET??? don’t forget the story
OMG I AM HOME OKAY
so i’m driving to campus to get to my test but they’ve been having roadwork on the road to get to the parking lot i always park in—which is closest to my building, but they closed OFF that road :,) so then i was like ok !! no matter !! i’ll go this other way !!
THEY CLOSED THAT OFF TOO
so then i was like ok !! cool !! this isn’t an issue !! i’ll go this other way !!
SHOCKER TO NO ONE—THEY HAD THAT CLOSED OFF TOO
they literally closed off the only 3 routes i knew to this building / parking and i was sitting there like🧍🏽♀️🥲 MY TEST IS IN FIVE MINS :,) and it was throwing everyone off because they were like making u turns and pulling into random parking spaces and stuff so i did the same thing and i was like ok time to whip out my handy dandy map and find some alternative route to this parking lot WHEN THERE WAS THIS KNOCK ON MY WINDOW
so i look up all confused—and my jaw ALMOST DROPS bc staring at me is the MOST GORJUS MAN I HAVE EVER SEEN and so i roll my window down like can i help you good sir ?? and he explains to be he’s an exchange student and this is his first day here in campus and he has some orientation thing but the road is blocked and he doesn’t know how to get there and i’m like :O omg ur gorjus (i didn’t say that) BUT ANYWAY
he was like do u mind showing me the way ??? and i’m like :,) me and my smart ass (read: dumb ass) was like “yup !! sure !! i totes know the way !!!!!!!!! follow me !!!!!!!!!!!” bc i was NOT about to disappoint my foreign exchange soulmate husband. so he gets in his vehicle. and i look at the map (i can barely read maps i am as directionally challenged as they get) and i say a silent prayer and HOPE the turn im about to make is correct.
and then i turn and i’m like wait this building looks familiar—i get closer and I KNOW THIS BUILDING !!! so then i’m like omg. THEN I TURN AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW !!!! i’m recognizing streets !! i’m like omg my ex bf used to use this street to drive me !!!!! i know this place !!!!! and then boom. i get to the building 😌 AND HE CAME OUT AND SAID THANK YOU YOURE A LIFE SAVER. A LIFE SAVER !!!!!!!! HE CALLED ME A LIFE SAVER !!!!!!
anyway i was 10 minutes late to my test. not the important part here. idk his name or his number or where he’s even from rly i’m assuming somewhere in europe (do not clown me for letting a white man steal my heart. this one has spice okay) BUT I RLY DID MEET MY NEW BOYFRIEND AND HE DOESNT KNOW IT YET BUT HES MY BOYFRIEND
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i’m going on my first (kinda) solo trip this summer starting today! i’m flying to europe to meet with my bf who works out there and i am so so so nervous i am shitting myself on the way to the airport
do you have any tips for travelling solo/ without parents
omg i saw this late i’m so sorry!
that is so exciting!!!
it’s kinda hard for me to think of like tips that could be useful bc i travel a lot and some things are just common sense to me but when i travel with other people, they do not seem to think so. so i shall try my best o7
never leave your things unattended. always keep your phone, ID, keys, anything important in a safe place. since your bf lives there, you should be fine but still yk
be aware of your surroundings at all times
exchange your money at a bank, or use their atms if you need cash. don’t go to the random money exchange places they’ll upcharge you like a mf
take advantage of the freedom. literally go out, party, go exploring. all the shit you can’t do properly when your parents are around, do it. but ofc stay safe and don’t do anything stupid.
i think those are my only useful tips i fear. idek if they’re useful but it’s all i could think of. when i went to spain with paulina and tati, we went with paulina’s mom so it wasn’t like a full solo trip.
my first “solo” trip was colombia with danny and his friends and i remember like half of it bc i was drunk like a good 25% of the time lmfao. and i turned my brain off a little bc danny was there, he basically made sure we all made it out alive. i was mostly just in charge of making sure everyone made it to the activities on time and yelling at them for doing dumb shit.
anyway traveling is really fun, you’ll have a great time regardless anon
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