#and then I move on

[yelsapo]

sometimes im going about my day and suddenly i remember that Jack Harkness canonically keeps a small gun stashed (presumably) between his butt cheeks

[lesbiansanemi]

One thing I will always find really funny is you could give me literally any f/f ship ever and I will probably love it or at least be like “yes yes I see the vision” no matter how much of a rarepair or even a crackship it is. M/f you’ve got about a 30% chance to sell it to me based on a lot of genuinely good canon backing and consistent writing. M/m ships? The moon has to be in the right phase and the wind fair and if the exact conditions are met I might be deigned to hear it out. Truly I was put on this earth to balance against the fujoshis

[yourhoeshorses]

I am foaming from the mouth

My autistic ass can't take it anymore

If I have one more person come onto MYYYYYYY posts outside of tumblr and tell me SSL and SS were better then SSO ever was I'm going to start mailing pipe bombs

[lakemichigans]

detroit become human is my fucking white whale.. every time i think about it for even a fraction of a second my brain just explodes with all the ways it could have been a good game. and then i have to move on with my day because well. it isn't a good game. it sucks actually

[sadaveniren]

Reminder that actively posting hate towards celebs you don’t otherwise follow because you don’t think they deserve the fame/recognition they get only hurts their fans.

And I get that might not mean much to you because you’re an asshole but at least acknowledge that you’re being purposefully hurtful to people who - on a whole - are minding their own business because your posts are never going to reach that celebrity.

[hello-kuni]

it’s so gross when girls hate on other girls, it’s ok to not like something they’re doing but openly bashing them and putting them down is just gross behavior it’s so icky

[allyendergirl]

I just picture myself hitting the intrusive thought with a fly swatter while looking disappointed or saying “no!” Or “bad!”

I don’t know who needs to hear this today, but intrusive thoughts are basically your brain’s (sometimes very upsetting) way of saying “If there were two guys on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?”

I’ve personally found that adding the “would that be fucked or what?” part in myself really helps put the more disturbing thoughts we sometimes get into perspective. Helps me say “yeah thar sure would be fucked up” and move on with my day.

It’s not a secret desire, it’s not something that only occurs to you because you’re a bad person. It’s just your brain deciding to process the fact that it knows an uncomfortable thing exists in the world by feeding it to you in an absurd “what if” with you as the main character.

[inkskinned]

please i love you i'm begging you bring back suspension of disbelief bring back trusting the audience like. i cannot handle any more dialogue that sounds like a legal document. "hello, i am here to talk to you about the incident from a few minutes ago, because i feel you might be unwell, and i am invested in your personal wellbeing." "thank you, i am unwell because the incident was hurtful to me due to my childhood, which was bad." I CANT!!!!

do you know how many people are mad that authors use "growled" as a word for "said"? it's just poetics! they do not literally mean "growled," it's just a common replacement for "said with force but in a low tone." it's normal! do you hear me!! help me i love you please let me out of here!!!

[tawnysoup]

Finally now that the comic is fully public on comicfury, I get to share it with all of you here, too <3

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[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

[longsightmyth]

People are so stupid about snakes. If there's a little black racer chilling outside just leave it alone, you don't have to kill it, it's probably dealing with all your pests for you, jesus christ

[canisalbus]

✦ Pebble ✦

[loverboybrightsideghost]

i'm a big fan of tv shows where they do an episode from the POV of a side character and they're living in a completely different genre than the main character

[podcastwizard]

cashier: ok that'll be $20

me (visibly sweating): ah, yes, of course! a perfectly reasonable price for a grilled cheese and a small smoothie! that was exactly the price i expected you to say when i ordered a single grilled cheese and a smoothie and my vision is NOT getting blurry as we speak! i am a perfectly normal temperature and my speech patterns are natural and even because this is the countenance of an individual who expected to pay 20 american dollars for a single grilled cheese and a smoothie!

cashier: where's all that blood coming from

[dr-rato]

GET ROTATED

[wolfythewitch]

Henry Clerval and the creature