#and their therapy cat

[joyousjoyfuljoyness]

I want to be here.

[artaintfart]

miau miau posting continues in Ashfur face age timeline thing

[gomzdrawfr]

who needs therapy when you have your girlfriend's palms

[pouletpourri]

depressed old man simon and therapy cat cake

[sopuu]

downtime ☀️

[maerynarts]

gato suguru and gojo catoru

[raccooncomic]

196. ADHD

[winchester101]

Thats just Sanji’s love language

[inkpotsprite]

You really would think Dick had threatened Tim with Arkham when seeing his reaction.

[koldefingre]

I am so sorry about this (I think I’m funny ok, also something tells me Jon is attractive in the young David thewlis kinda way)

[hanafubukki]

Sometimes I wonder how trein feels having these fae students that go “I’ll teach you the real history” and “is that what they teach nowadays?”

He’s just a professor trying to teach some unruly kids, cut him some slack. 😆

Imagine teaching for all these years, and not only learning that what you learned and taught are lies/hidden truths (kind of), but you have these ‘students’ who lived through it and apparently know better.

I mean the education field/studies are always changing and new discoveries are made (that’s history for you) but I think it’s funny and frustrating for Professor Trein when his students act like that 😂😅

How do you even grade them?? At that point?? Lolol

[bunclops616]

All the cat videos got blocked by AM btw

[idontcaboose]

Luthor's Cricket part 5

Previous. Masterpost

Lex was able to distract the teen with a different documentary in the living room of his Penthouse. Said teen, however, made it loudly known that some of the information they were using was false, stupid, and downright biased. Granted, Lex was not paying attention when selecting the first documentary on the list. Apparently, it was a supernatural one called ‘All but Paranormal’ or something of the like. From the shouting, Lex could gather that they were able to interview Zatanna and Dr. Fate, Phantom took great exception to whatever Dr. Fate had to say about Ghost, Demons, and other supernatural creatures. Lex did bark a laugh at Phantom's remark of “Fate's biased view is just as blatant as that glaring beacon of a head!” and “If Fate is a Doctor, then I fear for the intellectual competency of the rest of the world! This means you too, Mr. Luthor!” Lex simply ignored the last part.

Oddly enough, even with the obnoxious commentary from Phantom and the absolute frustration of his magically inclined contacts ignoring him, it was not as tiring as he thought it would be.

“Phantom.” Lex called as he left his office. 

 “Yes, Boss?” Phantom paused the TV and turned to him with a small lopsided smile.

“Do you eat?” Lex asked. 

Phantom clearly did not expect the question with how his face displayed shock and confusion. “Uh, ya. I can eat human food. It's not needed, but it's nice to have. Why?”

“It is about time for dinner, I am thinking Foie Gras-” 

“Do all rich people eat such pretentious sounding food? Seriously, what is wrong with just burgers, burritos, and mac n’ cheese?” Phantom said with derision.

“Some people like to experience the finer things in life-” 

“When was the last time you enjoyed a “finer” thing that wasn't the direct cause of flaunting your power?” Phantom asked seriously. “Just one time.”

Lex…. He found himself at a loss. When Was the last time he actually enjoyed food for its taste alone. Most food prepared at the Galas were pretty cardboard at best. The high-end restaurants were better quality, but Lex only went to those as a power display, and even then, it was for a business deal or a ‘relaxed’ meeting of sorts. Even when he is home alone, he would order high value items so the staff wouldn't spread gossip about his ‘actual’ tates to the papers. The cooks he employed were fantastic at their jobs, the food was always flavorful and filling. 

But….

Probably the last time he actually enjoyed a meal was when his younger sister visited. She brought with her some greasy, cheesy mess of a burger wrapped in foil from a truck from the park across the street. She had laughed at his disgusted face and said “If it was good enough for Bruce Wayne and his kid to stand in line for, it's good enough for us!” 

That was about eight years ago.

After that meal, they had fought, and she stormed out. She has only contacted him through email for Happy Birthday and Merry Christmas. 

Lex ordered pizza from his cooks that night.

Next

[catswarmth]

Playtime with cute kitty 🥰🐱

[hemlock-dreams]

It’s interesting that Peter doesn’t recognize MJ in the hypothetical first chapter you put up!!! Do you have thoughts on why that is? Is it just the dark? When does he realize?

Good question! Peter has perfect night-vision, so even in the dark he could see her in high def 4k. But the reason he didn't make the connection is that his MJ and this MJ look like they're from totally different worlds. (haha)

Mary Jane (Peter's OG girl) is half-Filipino. She's tall and thin (almost gaunt) and has fire-engine red hair that comes straight from the bottle. Her eyes are also naturally dark. She was very much a goth/alt girl style, and is pierced/tatted much in the same way Peter is.

Meanwhile, Emma Jean (AKA Scarlet) is shorter and much curvier, more ripped because of her job. She's much paler and a natural red-head with traditionally green eyes. Her style also trends more towards 'insta-baddie'.

The biggest visual similarity they have is a penchant for gold jewelry- though Mary leaned towards rose-gold while Emma likes yellow-gold.

Peter realizes Emma Jean is this world's Mary Jane half a week into his job at Margaret's, when she drops her full name. (He's just known her as Emma up until then.)

He very valiantly keeps it together for her full shift while penciling in a breakdown for later that evening.

[eye-may]

poor mistoffelees never enjoys a vertical advantage for long. the kittens are sure to outgrow him eventually. (it's okay tho bc who needs height when you have literal superpowers)

ft. the umpteenth interaction of this exact ilk that mistoffelees has suffered and surrogate kid brother pouncival being an annoying (nonetheless adorable) little shit