#and their shenanigans

[hypercaffeinatedquery]

draw the squad meme [x]

[glorfindel-of-imladris]

Glorfindel, untucking his tunic: Oh no, I do not know how I can pay my rent...

Erestor, pulling on the ties of his robe: Oh, I think there is a way...

Elrond, just playing Monopoly with them:

[otherwisenine]

Chrome is tired of these two and their shenanigans

Original meme

[crazyhickofftheirrocker]

Fast-forwarding beyond this upcoming hiccup and waiting for the day when Swain comes in after a fairly dodgy late shift to see Carla and Betsy asleep on top of each other on the couch, unspecified cat also somewhere in the mix, both failing at trying to stay up to welcome her in the door (and make sure she's in one piece), and poor wrecked Lisa is standing there going "Great. Now there's two of them to get narky with me when I wake them up."

[yenforfairytales]

Mike, running into the room: DANIEL--

Chozen, whispering: SHHH! Daniel-san is sleeping

Mike, also whispering: Oh, sorry

Chozen, still whispering: What is it?

Johnny, who was just behind Mike, whispering calmly: There's a fire

[sweetpyxels]

4th day without my sims and I am missing my goofy sims so much. I've been having so much fun lately with the Royal Save that I really miss playing even building which I don't usually do ; D

I'll be home on Monday afternoon, see you then!

[smiletimeisrunningout]

honestly I need to write both Vulnerable Emma and 'it's so hot that you hit a guy for me' Emma way more often, it's a joy

[random-weirdo]

THEY ARE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE

Like

THEY ARE THE DEFINITION OF OLD MARRIED COUPLE

MARRIED

They are SO married

For .@emilyruthoswald <3

[disbabeled]

Things that should be normalized:

Taking meds in public

Going out to eat by yourself

Not having your drivers license

Asking about allergies when eating out

Things that should NOT be normalized:

Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace

[fosliie]

College roommates, lab partners, to basically married pipeline

[sparrowsfallingfromthesky]

[eunnieboo]

every single time

[jackalspine]

@schnuffel-danny hehehe

regarding this post: from schnuffle

[ominouspuff]

You know who you are

but for everyone else btw it was @razzbberry

[sleepy-cone]

Broke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian to stop them from fighting each other.

Woke: The batfam separates Tim and Damian because they both encourage the others' absurd logic to justify feral behavior.

...

Tim: "See when I can focus directly on a case with no interruptions, my success rate goes up exponentially." (Hasn't slept in 56 hrs.)

Damian: "Statistics don't lie"

Tim: "Statistics don't lie"

...

Damian: "When I adopt more animals, it makes me happy, and if I'm happy, I work better with a team."

Tim: "And you help an animal that needs a home."

Damian: "EXACTLY!"

Tim: "If anything, its irresponsible to let them roam the streets as strays."

Damian: "That's what I said!"

...

Tim: "So one of the executives of this firm has been stealing some stuff, but unfortunately, he also has the resources and status to get him off the hook with a light sentence. Which sucks."

Damian: "What if you add a more serious crime to up the charges?"

Tim: "...That is GENIUS! I have dozens of cold cases that I've solved, but the culprits have already died! Im sure one of them could easily pass as him! "

Damian: "I can help if you need any evidence planted."

Tim: "Sure thing! I'll let you know when i find the right felony to give him!"

...

Dick: "At least they're having fun and getting along?"

Bruce: "This is not better. Stop trying to pretend this is better."