#and the stresskall

[jestroer]

HERMITS IN DRESSES BACK WITH STRESSKALL!!

Inspired by wonderful, awesome, fantastic fic by @mawofthemagnetar The Sky Weighs Heavy Tonight!!! Couldn't stop thinking about their wedding dresses!!! :DDDDD

[love-death-and-desert]

@the-hermit-arcana is out!! which means i can finally post this :]c

[zhukzucraft]

it's Sherlock Stress and Dr Watskall

[logosbot-tm]

The perfect Hermitcraft relationship, according to Grian, is between a builder and a redstoner.

Quick! Everyone! Tell me your favourite redstoner/builder duo/ship!

[braxiatel]

"There's gonna be more [stamps] coming when more Hermits get added to the system. There's only five left, including Stress"

Pearl has clearly learned from the Grian Mumbo potato incident. This time she's making sure Iskall knows that his specialist little guy /gender neutral CANNOT receive mail yet no matter how badly he wants to send her some

[iris-the-illustrator]

Based on this image i saw

[thecranewivesrpf]

this, too, is yuri

[theminecraftbee]

“Alright, Iskall, pay up. You know the price. Three diamonds,” Stress says gleefully.

“That doesn’t count!” complains Iskall, from where he’s stretched out on the floor, rubbing at his poor, poor ankles. He’d misjudged a jump while building and, despite being a pro gamer, hadn’t managed to throw his water bucket out in time.

“Well, why not?” Stress says. “You told me I needed to help incentivize you to acclimate to vanilla again, you did. It’s important to make sure you don’t do silly modded things and get hurt. So, pay up. Three diamonds. Hurry up!”

“It doesn’t count,” Iskall says. “I don’t use Stonefall. I’m a professional. I use a water bucket.”

“Well you didn’t there,” Stress says.

“I don’t understand why I’m letting you do this. You tried to Dash earlier too!”

Stress huffs. “Yeah, which means neither of us paid. I’m sympathetic. That’s why I’m doing it.”

“You? Sympathetic? To me?”

“That’s what I said,” Stress says. “Three diamonds.”

“And I’m not paying! I didn’t use Stonefall! I just missed a landing. Because you distracted me. You’re a distracter,” Iskall says.

“I wasn’t talking about Stonefall anyway,” Stress says. “When was the last time you ate?”

“I’m not out of sprint yet?” Iskall says, baffled. Sure, now that she says it he’s plenty hungry, but there’s not really a purpose if he’s not out of sprint yet. There’s…

Wait.

“That doesn’t count either!” Iskall shouts.

Stress cackles. “I think people normally eat when they’re hurt in vanilla, love, pay up!”

“No! Nein! No! That doesn’t count! It’s a bad habit in the overworld in modded too!”

“I don’t know, sounds like you thought you could just Heal the injuries.”

“You’re bleeding me dry! This is—this is highway robbery!”

“Yep! Welcome back to Hermitcraft!”

Stress grins at Iskall a while longer. After several seconds staring, he grumbles and fishes for the diamonds in his pockets. “I’d been playing early game. I’ll adjust faster, I thought. I won’t have as many skills and talents and busted gear to get used to not having, I thought. Even with her silly scheme, I won’t be paying, no sir.”

“Well, you are a bit of a moron,” Stress says.

“Hey! I’m giving you free, undeserved cash! And you mock me! You mock me!”

“Just telling it like it is.”

He grumbles in mock offense.

(…yeah, he’d missed Hermitcraft.)

[mintierose]

Stresskall yuri. Reblog if you agree.

[existaantbeing]

I do find it moderately amusing when looking at the contrast between magical mountain's representation within the hermitcraft fanbase (especially early on in the season where it was absolutely everywhere) and its importance as a collective on the actual server (almost non-existant). I think people got really excited for a new boatem, but I don't think they've done anything as a larger group since day one. That being said, if you want to watch the actual successor to boatem this season- check out some of the hermits in the neighbourhood! They are always in each others business, have done quite a lot as a collective and are consistently hilarious whenever they interact. I feel like their relative lack of popularity is meaning a lot of hermitcraft fans are missing out on what in my view is the best grouping of the season, so if you were a fan of boatem, or similar close-knit groups, why not give them a try!

[digitaldiscocat]

they are so (ab)normal about each other

[jestroer]

7th and the last day of the @mcyt-yuri-week with the prompt - Colourful!

Short girls are beautifuls <3

[hmshermitcraft]

(I think this fits the theme)

Grian and Cleo came together to make a puppet show to mock(gently) other couples in hermitcraft these are the names of the shows

"Admit you all are obsessed" - Including etho and all the ethogirlies

"Being normal with eatchother a mission impossible" - Including Iskall and Stress

"Fishy bussiness" - Including the big salmon mafia

And way more! They make fun of eatchother too while rehearsing, like making non official shows. Grian called his "Violent love" as it basicly how Cleo shows love and she created "The clingy bird" because of how he clinges to Mumbo like a coala. They have alot of fun doing this - 🦋

It doesn't take long, in the way hermit things tend to do, for the others to retaliate. The puppets are just as high quality, and Etho makes noteblock musical accompaniment.

Which, of course, means it's time for a puppet war.

In a strange way, it's nice to see the different aspects of people's relationships are picked out. It's a strange form of appreciation, but appreciation nonetheless.

[zhukzucraft]

you're rubbing off on me

[riacte]

ok tbh i can never take it seriously when ppl see stress and iskall as having a sibling dynamic. like ofc think whatever you want, see it as whatever you like but they are just so raunchy. like not even from a hermitshipper lens, it is just how it is. iskall continuously trying to rizz stress up. stress looking up when iskall goes up a ladder. "what do you want" "you on a saturday night in a bar". iskall's beheading/marriage proposal thing. "that's our sun, stress." iskall making jokes about how stress likes it when he strips. stress giggling and staring at iskall's crotch and being all judgemental. they are very sweet and wholesome but they are also NASTY

anyways. out of the quartet i think the most sibling like dynamic is false-iskall. they just love pestering each other

[braxiatel]

I don’t know what’s gayer Stress getting her mail delivered at Iskall’s house or the fact that Stress and Iskall are both surprised her mail is being delivered at their base, because they are so openly abnormal about each other that Cub knew the two of them would be seeing each other sooner than Stress would be getting a mailbox of her own. Yuri is beautiful