#and the rest lmaoo

[choccy-milky]

older seb and clora on a job as curse-breakers💖 seb likes working with clora bc it means he can always spend time with her & keep her close, but it also still stresses him out bc of how dangerous it can be LOL. and i love worried + overprotective seb, so ofc i had to draw one of their close calls 🥺💖💖

[bashzzey]

These rocketing wax rolls bug.. poor Delta 🙏

[modawg]

i don’t like calypso but her ignoring the fact that she literally told percy not to come back to get her and putting a curse on him that someone he loves who can physically be with him no longer can all bc she can’t physically be with him is actually so real of her

girl said “i didn’t think he’d actually do it🙄🙄wtf😒”

percy like sees her again and goes to apologize to her just for calypso to stomp her feet like “FUCK the only reason i left with this lame ass kid was to come find you and you already have a whole ass girlfriend what the hell!!” *puts another curse on him* “how dare you move on from our 2 week imprisonment together after several years!!!”

calypso: it was all a test and you failed😡😡annabeths just me in a mask to see if you’d ever come back to me and you didn’t!!!

*annabeth yanks her hair off and it reveals just calypsos weird invisible hand servants stacked in a trenchcoat*

calypso: i pulled your ass into tartarus and put a curse on myself just to see how you’d react and you still chose fake me !!! i’ll never love you again!!

percy: GIRL WHATTT ???? you’ve been pretending to be my best friend and girlfriend for the past 3 years ???? what the fuck ?? where’s the real annabeth ????

real annabeth who’s been waiting for someone to come get her after she accidentally stranded herself on calypso island since going to find percy post volcano:

it probably took at least 2 months for calypso to realise he might not actually be coming back

like every morning she woke up excited thinking todays the day he pulls up in that raft again but he never does and she stands on the beach every morning wondering where tf he’s at

calypso was another victim of ricks “hates percy for no reason other then having a crush on him while there was some kind of terrible thing happening in their life that vaguely connects to him” characterizations

why does rick continuously make other ppl hate on percy bro is percy’s biggest opp

pretty on brand of percy for his biggest hater to be his literal creator

[mushtoons]

today had been eventful but through horrible impulsive actions we're now distracted fully from the horrors <- got a tongue piercing without thinking it through

[jaggybot3000]

holy shit is that mind from the hit song the mind electric🤯🤯🤯⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

lol

[bevirspnsblmnt]

would astarion have been successful in luring khael back to cazador eyes emoji

honestly, I dont think younger khael would hang out in Baldur's Gate enough for Astarion to ever even see him, but if he did, he probably wouldnt even register Astarion was trying to seduce him.

[fudgecake-charlie]

redraw this old thing from 2021! this took. like 5 hours 💀

Heavypaint has such beautiful textures but listen when they say the layer merge feature is fucky... I tried to merge my coloured sketch and flats and it turned my lines to pure black full opacity OTL. i am feeling better about this program though

close ups because heavypaint has the marvelous feature of lossless export upscaling <3 2.4kx2.4k my beloved

[thisshitisridiculous]

everyone about the hotshots plot: it's gonna be so meta, there's gonna be representations of all the mains and bobby's gonna be dealing with drama with all the actors and ridiculous stunts and emergencies on set and the buck and eddie surrogates are gonna kiss

the actual hotshots plot: what if this one guy was absolutely obsessed with bobby

[kursed-curtain]

"This is what you're doing 👆

THIS is what I want you to do 🤏

Any questions?"

Wanted to rework my Terrence Suave design & figure out my headcanons, and I'm particularly proud of this! :))

[mishidefresa]

Sketches

[junotter]

Roy asks for help understanding this "tiktok" Phoebe keeps talking about but Jamie is no help

[aces-and-angels]

I lost it when Elvira asked for a goodbye kiss for Mr. Spider😭😭

Little ILW Crack Fic

Basis: Jocelyn kills a spider. Elvira holds a funeral.

Pairings: Abel x MC (mine is called Elvira!)

Warnings: non except spiders, the killing of an insect, and a funeral. it's not a serious fic though.

Characters: Abel, MC and Lincoln all have bigger parts, Jocelyn has some lines, and the rest of the gang are there but have no lines.

Word count: 741

A/N: This is not meant to be serious, at all. I wrote this a while ago and then the question about who kills spiders in the relationship got brought up and I'm posting this, no matter how silly.

It’s quiet… 

Quaint.. 

Uneventful.

All silent, all serene as the gang sits in Connor’s cabin– a brief reprieve, the time to sit back and take a breath. 

But nothing lasts forever… 

No…

It never does. 

“Jocelyn! You’ve got a spider on you!” Elvira exclaims suddenly, a tad too excitedly.

“Ugh!”

Jocelyn’s face twists. Elvira screams. 

Time seems to slooooooooooooooow…

“No!” Abel’s scream joins Elvira’s, gesturing desperately at Jocelyn as her hand drops in a fatal arc, an anguished cry passing Elvira’s lips as her hand shoots out to stop her, to no avail– 

THWACK!

“Nooooo!”

Abel opens his arms to his inconsolable partner, nestling her into his embrace as she wails louder than a siren’s song, the two cringing in tandem as Jocelyn’s hand meets her mark.

…Jocelyn turns around.

“Hey guys! I got the spider!”

Elvira wails harder. Abel releases her, forming frantic crossmarks with his hands... Elvira wails some more.

“...What?"

……

……

Abel’s face is sheepish as he approaches his former best friend, hands braced before him like a little pangolin’s.

“Lincoln. Can you host a spider funeral for my girlfriend?”

“...A what?”

……

……

“Hello, everyone…” Lincoln starts, hands outstretched as he begins his– rather unconventional– eulogy, the crowd of Jocelyn, Amalia, Connor, Devon, and friends– and even Noah– looking on at him with varying looks of incredulity and intrigue. The front row is a line of frowns, Amalia’s sympathetic– but confused, Noah’s an authentic melancholy, Elvira-- the very portrait of devastation--, and Abel, nuzzled sympathetically beside her. 

The atmosphere is dark and depressive, if not a little bewildered, no light but for the candles lit in memory of the deeply deceased arachnid, Noah’s ghostly eyes devoid of all light as he observes the rather irregular ceremony with a sorrowful air. 

As Lincoln clears his throat, Abel’s sympathetic frown mouths  “thank you”, one scarred thumb raising up in affirmation.

...Lincoln begins.

“Welcome to the celebration of life of this spider—” Lincoln gestures towards the spider, situated near a make-shift tombstone.

“Mr Spider!” Elvira interjects from the crowd. 

“...Spider was his son. This is Mr Spider.” She corrects, fiddling with her hands self-consciously as all eyes fall on her.

Lincoln stares for a while, before breaking back into his speech.

“Mr Spider, we may not have known you well, we may not have known you long, but– but…” 

Lincoln’s eyes widen, nonsensical sounds escaping his agape mouth that can’t quite decide whether to stay shut or open, a puzzled look colouring his features as he tips his head side to side, tipping his hands about in turn as words fail him. 

”You had… Eight legs.” He clenches his fists, letting out a shaky exhale to mask his laughter at the absurdity of the situation. 

“...That’s… A lot of legs.” The man says as he looks back at Abel, who nods as Lincoln slams a fist to his own chest, holding it there as his head nods, gaze dropping to the side. 

“It is! So many legs! ” Elvira sobs against Abel as he mutters soothing words into her hair, stroking his fingers through her braids. 

The procession proceeds much the same, a mixture of very confused bystanders and sympathetic mourners honouring Mr Spider’s name with mixed sincerity, and when it’s over, Elvira has one last request. 

“Lincoln… Give him a goodbye kiss.” She says, twiddling the flowers she’d picked for the spider in her hands. 

“A what?”

“A goodbye kiss. To send him off.”

He waits for the punchline. For her to say it’s all a big joke, and he can stop now.

…It never comes. 

Abel stares pointedly and pleadingly at him, unbeknownst to Elvira, who is still sobbing profusely beside him.

Lincoln sighs, relenting, bringing his lips in for a stage kiss. 

When he's done, Elvira approaches him.

“Th-that was s-such a.. beautiful speech..”  She sniffles as she sidles forwards, hugging closer to Abel, who has returned to muttering reassurances against her hair.

The gang share incredulous glances as she places down her flowers with a broken sob, before Abel stalks off with her still nestled into his side, his continuous murmuring a soothing stream of thoughts cascading against her hair and all the way out to the door, cuddling her closer as he promises her ice cream, sweet things, and all things nice.

A final question leaves Elvira's lips before the door swings shut, shutting out all sound.

"...Abel? Do you think spiders have ghosts?"

[champagnemoon]

Something cultural was really lost in America when a regular degular job and salary became not enough to rent a place in any random city like it’s wild to think about how much art and community has been lost because most millennials and gen z won’t be able to have a nomad year or move the places they really want to

[royalarchivist]

Pac: You– you're going away? Going to die?

Mike: Yeah.

Pac: Goodbye, Mike.

Mike: I tried, I tried guys. Goodbye everyone, thank you guys.

Pac: I'll see you tomorrow.

Mike: I love you guys, you are all awesome.

Pac: Love you, dude. [To Chat] This ending was strange, holy sht dude… Ah! He was talking to Chat, not me! [Embarrassed laugh] Ah, so cringe... Damn, what the sht.

[borgialucrezia]

the borgias is my favorite show and i think it's the best show ever made and all. however, there's just this one aspect that is genuinely hilarious to me and i mostly criticize the show for. the writers suddenly trying to make the viewers massively despise juan by turning against him and disingenuously writing him in his final moments so the watchers won't miss him or sympathize with him by making him a walking danger as an excuse to kill him off and prop up cesare's character. they wanted the audience to root for cesare at juan's expense and make his death seem necessary lol. they truly thought they served with this one, like maybe juan's character was shamefully abandoned by the writers (as well as his family except for rodrigo) but david oakes had many people sold with the way he played him to perfection, improvising and making juan remarkable, tremendous, and humane. the show is obviously a classic masterpiece, but in my opinion about the juan part, simply rushing the writing of a tragic dying character on a show for weak reasons is pure disrespect.

[nicknelosn]

before & after coloring challenge ✨

tagged by @robin-buckely @matthew-macfadyens @galatariel @finalgirlsidney (many moons ago) & a few other people but i lost the posts i'm sorry 😭

finally doing this after a year or longer hahah, i picked the scenes i had the hardest time coloring, and while the final result on some of them doesn't look great i'm still proud lmaoo

tagging: @krystaljungs @trynot @danburys @daisjohnsons @hollygl125

@galatariel @miwtual @thecoveys @userjohndeacon & everyone else who wants to do it <3