#and the research i put into random ass headcanons because

[dastodia]

so like- we know how dan feng was sentenced to a forced molting, yeah? and how it seems vidyadhara lose their memories of the life they just lived during it ( as seen with the one side quest/character that falls in love with the same woman every rebirth but has no recollection of having been in love with her/her lover several life times )

and dan feng's punishment was cut short/tampered with, to where we see dan heng is visibly younger than what dan feng looks like ( ie. ichor of two dragons short, official art, dan feng with a deeper voice ) but not completed to where he is back to an egg or extremely small/young child ( example: todd when trying to uncover the secrets of how the vidyadhara biologically work, ends up turning himself into a toddler and slowly loses his memories of what he was doing )

dan heng's memories are very faded and hard to put together, especially in any sort of order of sequence, but he DOES still have memories or visions of dan feng's life ( especially when sleeping BUT!!!! dan heng also seems to have lost a lot of, if not all, his vidyadhara traits ( horns, ears, tail*, etc. ) until they resurface/are unlocked when his life is in danger upon blade impaling him with a sword- his memories become a bit clearer as time passes ( and with aid from jingliu and likely jing yuan providing answers for him about dan feng's life and how he ruled as the high elder )

so the forced molting, not having been completed "safely"/all the way/been tampered with, ends up messing up dan heng physically- losing his vidyadhara features and senses.. resulting in him having several functions of his now human body not working properly.

in this case- he has little to no hearing capabilities, thus resulting in him needing a hearing aid ( likely provided by herta space station/himeko )

he learns sign language while the device is being created for him, since it takes a while to adjust to what works for him ( and is originally made for a pure blood human, but his vidyadhara traits are there just under the surface, yet not visible )

once he obtains the imibitor lunae form, he does not need the hearing aid while in that form ( as his internal functions are back and working properly now that he has returned to being a vidyadhara ). but when back to just good old plain dan heng, he still needs it

this green lil earing/accessory is actually a hearing aid.

thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[ambermeh]

could you do the nsfw alpahbet for the triplets, no pressure!!

Of course :) hope you liked this!! (this one is going to be for Matt)

Content warnings: smut

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)

Matt, as we all know is the sweetest, so you will be having a full on pampering session. Expect him to clean you up and have clothes ready for you to put on after the bath he ran for you.

'you did so well for me baby'

'taking me like such a good girl earlier'

B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Your eyes, as cliché as it sounds Matt doesn't seem to be the sort of guy to actually care about your boobs or your ass. As much as he loves those parts of you, he loves just looking into your eyes and how he can read every emotion just by looking at them.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)

Loves cumming inside of you, just seeing it run down your thighs after can make him hard for the next round almost instantly. Just the thought of you feeling the warm liquid and being all relaxed and it being all that you can think about.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes to film you, with your consent obviously, but just knowing that he can watch these moments back later. When you are away they are a reminder that he can watch you when you were at his mercy and begging him. The intimate moments that only him and you can see. Like a secret between the two of you.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

More experienced than you would expect. This man is a SLUT.

F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)

Missionary or something really random because he would research something about a women's pleasure or something and feel like he needs to try something that could make you feel better. But he wants to see your face and kiss you because it makes the moment more intimate.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

For the first few times, he was quiet and focused but once he was more confident in himself you can barely shut him up. This man is a talker when he wants to be.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

keeps it clean and well managed and that's all there is to it

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 

SJAIUDGQWJIQUWR

this man is the most romantic person you could wish for as well as catering for your needs

he can basically do anything that you want, makes you sure you get what you need and more. Makes you feel seen and wanted and loved.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)

I feel like he does it a lot more than maybe the average person but only because he has more time, if you know what I mean. Like he's not overly for masturbating but mainly because he has the time and he spends a lot of time on his own and in his room.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Loves being praised and he might be a bit of a soft!dom but we all know that Matt is a bit of a switch at heart so when you drop a little compliment or how good he's making you feel and how well he's fucking you or eating you out.

'Matt, you're making me feel so good-fuck'

'shit, say that again sweetheart'

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)

In the car is what he likes the most. The tight space, the muggy feel the car has after, almost sweaty layer on the both of your skin. But other than that probably just his or your beds.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

Physical contact. Basically anything will make this man go feral. A little kiss, you holding his hand sometimes, even a hug. Any attention from you and he's smiling and blushing a little.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

I don't think he would like to restrict your voice or have you restrict his senses and I don't think he'd like anal (just my opinion)

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

As much as we rave about Matt the munch I think he would also like to receive. The look on your face and him being able to just look at you below him never gets old. BUT he is more into eating you out and knowing how much his tongue can make you act up. Plus, it's more fun for him to tease you as well with things he eats and being overly enthusiastic with them. He is one to want you sit on his face as well to get the full experience and you have to pull him away because he is so pussy drunk.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Slow and sensual, unless under some more intense circumstances where he is more fast and harder because he is more frustrated or you two have had an argument or you've been acting up.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

Yes, this works for Matt whether it's in bed when the two of you have woken up at a random point of the night and both need each other. Other times will be at a party and he just cannot resist you in the outfit you wore. But at the end of the day, it's much better when you get to take your time with each other.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

Not in public for obvious reasons, but sure when his brothers are asleep in the room and he just wants you to cockwarm him, he will.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

He can last a few rounds but might need a bit of a break inbetween if it's a more rougher pace.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No, there's no real need but I also think he would like the idea of using a vibrator while fucking you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

TEASING is almost unbearable sometimes, you know he's up to something when he gives you that smile with a sly look in his eyes. He just loves to get a reaction out of you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)

Will whimper and grunt. Especially for a blow job, the amount of times 'fuck' and 'oh my god' is heard is unreal.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

One of his favourite things is that he can get you in the palm of his hands with a look, a smile, or even just by you looking at his hands for a little bit too long. The way you start biting your lips and your eyes have no real focus, he knows what he's doing every single time.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

A bit bigger than average and he knows how to use it.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Mentioned this earlier, may not be higher exactly but he feels it more because he gets bored and then starts entertaining himself with thoughts of you that get less and less innocent.

Taglist: @soontosturniolo @blahbel668 @mulitfandomslvt

Thank you @enchanthings for the divider

[capriccio-ffxiv]

Big rambly thoughts / speculation post.

I only JUST cleared the level 99 trial (I am in Job Search Hell and don't have a lot of free time) and have yet to actually enter the final zone, but, have a wild headcanon:

The original Sphene was a Hermes shard.

This is PURE headcanon, by the way, I have 0 canon evidence, but I do have a lot of incidental evidence/themes that fit, and I am Choosing to Go There.

Completely unable to accept death to the point of it being pathological

When confronted with "Honey you gotta let it go," reaction is instead to try to kill everyone

Green

The pattern was also true of Amon. Well, we don't know if he was green, I guess. But "unable to accept death" and "I will start murdering everyone and every thing rather than let people take the thing I love away from me, no matter how bad that would be for the universe, and if the thing is taken from me anyway then I'm just gonna kill EVERYTHING."

Further thoughts: This being a memory simulacrum of the original Sphene, her actual soul was probably slated to be used up a long time ago. (I may be contradicted on this shortly? Please don't tell me anything until I've said I've cleared the rest of the MSQ...) That's perfectly fine for Ascian purposes, & Emet-Selch may well have just quietly plucked that soul up and tucked it away for use later if/when their Fandanial got his ass perma-killed. Even better, if it was put through the memory tumbler, there'd be no pesky mortal memories to cloud up this new Fandaniel. Further thought: the entire thing as a prototype for future Ascian creation, given that Fandaniel was likely unstable from the get-go, and he probably wasn't the first one whose mortal memories caused Problems. Also for retrieving Ancient memories from the Aetherial Sea, which we know is possible thanks to Athena.

Even if she is using her original soul (doubtful), the above would *still* stand, because the process used to create her would have still cleared that soul of memories entirely, leaving it as basically "just" a power source.

Tbh Pandemonium actually primed us for A LOT of these concepts -- the Erich we meet in the Sea specifically is a random memory-less soul that Athena glued his memories to (and Athena was using his actual soul via Claudian as fuel for her attempts at true soul creation). ... we are EXTREMELY lucky that Sphene never met Athena. Holy crap, Athena would have been even more dangerous with the kind of tech and research Alexandria had done.

I'm also getting FF7 Shinra / Midgar vibes from some of Alexandria vis a vis the souls as power source & literally sucking up the lifestream of the planet to sustain a specific lifestyle.

[izzy-the-chaotic-gremlin]

Hello I have some fellers for y'all to meet

MEET SMG 8 AND SMG 2, cus cuz why not let's add on to this little bandwagon of eights we got :]

This is SMG 8 ⤴️

And this is SMG 2 ⤴️

Rants about them under cut!

Let's do 8 first!

She is extremely short, like 3 ft and a half kinda short

She is extremely energetic and kind of chaotic

She is the meme guardian of animation memes! And yes I'm talking about the kind that we all went through a phase constantly watching when we were seven

Using the ink pen that she has across her back she can draw anything, and those drawings can come to life aka anything she draws becomes reality

She has a pet Smurgle, here I put an image below so you all know what I'm talking about

She is on par with Mario's level of power but she doesn't use said power because she doesn't want to hurt anybody, she she does use her power is to cause chaos with her friends though >:]

She's a regular at SMG3's restaurant

She is extremely creative plus she has ADHD, and combining that she can practically make anything as long as her mind is up to it

She's good friends with Tori and Boopkins

She is surprisingly dirty minded, she's also the one to always initiate the kiss or the one to push her partner up against the wall and kiss them >:] she's also the one to suggest the dirty times in bed *wink wink*

She is a DemiGirl and lesbian

She is biologicaly male, and no she has not had bottom surgery cus she wants to have babies at some point in her life, also because, and I quote this from 8 themself "its makes me more cunty"

Her pod looks like this

oh dear God what am I doing

Hears some extra details

Her hat design ⤴️

The design of her eyes ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : honest to God she views him as an older brother figure / Uncle figure, also I headcanon that she will sit there and stand in front of him jumping on her heels and grabbing at the air a above her saying "up up!" Over and over until he finally snaps and picks her up, oftentimes she'll climb on his shoulders and just kind of ride around

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : honest to God she imprinted upon him like a baby duck, she will literally just follow him around everywhere he goes, what I'm trying to say is she really looks up to him and she just really really likes him in general, he's also a older brother / Uncle figure for her PS he's the funcle aka fun unkle :]

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she just observes him from afar like he's a creature that must be studied for science and research, she does like him though shes just not too sure about him

Ok let's do 2 now!

She's also pretty short like around like 4 ft tall

She is extremely protective of 8, like if you dare lay a finger on it she will make you say nighty night for a couple of days lafmo

Do you surprisingly strong physically, like the girl has flipping abs and everything

She has a black belt in karate

She has multiple tattoos that are unseen the eye, the only ones that you can see are the ones that go up her arm around the back of her shoulders and down to the other arm (aka the snake one)

Her tail works like an extra hand

She usually keeps her eyes closed like Falin for Dungeon Meshie, she does open them though when she is feeling a strong emotion or just surprised angry aor scared

Have yall ever seen The owl House? If you haven't or if you have two's magic works exactly like how that characters in TOH's works! She does the whole circle in the air thing as well (reference photos so you get the idea of it) also pls go watch The Owl House if you haven't seen it, its really good :]

She's the mean guardian of really old and timeless means, like the whole IS THAT THE BIET OF 87? and BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A GAME THEORY! She also deals with TV show and movie meams like Cursed cat Alastor and this random ass screenshot for movies that get made into memes

She has a heavy Russian accent

She knows fluent Russian, German, and Japanese

She is female and lesbian

She calls 8 親愛なる and 私の愛 (親愛なる translates to my dear and 私の愛 translates to my love)

She has a pet cursed cat Alastor aka this thing

(oh Lord)

She is a year older than SMG 3 and SMG 4

She's also regular at SMG 3's Cafe

She has a crush on SMG 8 :]

She is super sleep deprived due to her staying up and making theories on games and movies, or just staying up all night watching Mat Pat lafmo

Her pod looks like this

Extra details on her (I'll add the rest later in a diff post)

Her eye design ⤴️

My head cannon relationships that she has with the other 8's

@bear-boi-5 Smg8 : she doesn't trust him at all, the only reason that he's allowed around SMG 8 is because 8 likes him too much for 2 to safely take them out, but if 8 dare lay even a finger on SMG 8 SMG 2 will imady make him say nighty night for a couple days

@strange0-0storm Smg8 : eh shes alright with him, I mean she doesn't fully trust him but it's not to the level of Bear-Boi's 8

@mrfellsans Smg8 : she likes him and considers him a good acquaintance :]

[sneezemonster15]

I'd give you an analysis, but frankly from what I've seen from your own "analysis" you're not very good at reading

also if you'd be so kind to tag this as mha spoilers, or screenshot this ask and put it under a read more so i dont spoil anyone who's interested in reading mha. it'd be greatly appreciated

(also thanks for getting rid of anon, this time i will include pics !)

anyway, this is the "straight dude who is having a typical cutesy high school het romance with a girl in a taken for granted het world." you're talking about;

also i wont lie, calling mha a het world when these are real dialogue is highkey stupid:

and i know the topic at hand is s/n/s and bk/dk but lets pivot to tg/chk bc theyre more relevant to what im saying

theres a lot to say but honestly, the manga speaks for itself :)

oh and also, you're right, bk/dk has no romantic subtext - it has romantic text. no subtlety needed! :) that is, if you have read the manga - my favourite example is this:

and then shgrk then proceeds to kill bkg, who "dies" (sort of) thinking about izuku in his final moments:

and then izk loses control when he sees bkg "dead" on the ground

and these are from recent chapters! imagine the rest of the series, ey

well! that got long. i'd tackle your crappy assessment of deku's character, but then I'd be here all day!

anyways, if i were you, I'd reread mha and really really understand the text you're reading. you might end up seeing something you missed at first!

Aiyyo someone got triggered! Hehehe. Ah it was inevitable that the moment I talked about MHA and rejected shippy head canons from the show, some delusional hardcore shipper would get all up in arms. Sigh.

You think what you wrote is analysis? Hehehe.

So just some random panels and chapter covers from the manga prove Bakugou or Deku is gay? Lol. I have seen fans like you in Naruto fandom as well. But you are right, I am not as invested in MHA, because it just doesn't have the versatility and genius of Naruto and Shippuden, it is actually quite a straightforward story and I don't need to burn a lot of my braincells to 'get it'. Lol. I am not saying it's bad, but as compared to its contemporary mangas, it just isn't at par for my tastes. It's good for entertainment but it doesn't affect me like other mangas that it takes inspiration from. Some silly shipper telling me I can't read, I would tell you my credentials but nah, too much work for disproving silly ass headcanons.

Fans make comparisons between Naruto and BNHA because Horikoshi is inspired by Kishimoto, definitely some similarities are there, but it misses on the most crucial point. Naruto and Shippuden are love stories. BNHA is simply your typical shounen manga. Naruto and Shippuden use the narrative tool of subversion to tell a love story in the restrictive genre of shounen. It has multiple layers and you need presence of mind to see them. Naruto is gay and you see comphet in his character, his interest in Sakura looks superficial from the beginning and then in kage arc, it is concluded as a mere cover to run from confronting his dilemma, and closetedness. His character is consistently shown as having an internal fight, a dilemma. Sasuke is just on your face, he is clearly shown as having no interest in women, but with Naruto he is especially intimate on his own accord. Ya know, using random panels ain't gonna help, you need to establish it in the narrative. Headcanons are all nice to entertain when that's all you watch media for, shipping. But please to be showing more maturity and media comprehension when sending me an ask, I am not very sympathetic to gaslighters whose heads are filled with shippy shit and cheap self gratification. When I talk Naruto, I make comparisons with other clearly gay media, and point out the common tropes, it's a result of expansive research. Not just random panels that prove nothing. Little one, you need more than that to prove your theories. I have watched a wide range of media, including gay media, your ask is just representative of your ignorance and lack of knowledge about how storytelling and character building works. Heh. Or do you think BNHA has its own concept of homosexuality, its own private language that cannot be compared with how other media establishes homosexuality in a given universe? Yeah, solipsistic ideas like that cannot be taken seriously.

Conformity is one of the pillars Japanese society is built upon, so it's not surprising that Japanese media talks upon how anything that doesn't conform to the norms is rejected. Their media is representative of their society. Mha also touches upon that and there's no surprises there, but again, you need more than that to prove it in the course of plot building and narrative. Some random out of context panel about some character saying something about conformity proves your point? You need to SHOW it and not just tell. But where other mangas, great mangas, popular and critically well acclaimed mangas have explored this idea in detail, MHA is just touch and go. It doesn't entertain a balanced proper discourse on it. It is truly shounen in that sense. Again, I am not saying it is bad, it is just more age appropriate. Which is totally fine. Do you know how heteronormativity is established in the narrative? Like this. Show me where this happens in MHA. Lol. Sweetheart, if the writer had made any attempt to write this world as heteronormative, where gay characters face challenges, I would have seen it. But mha is just not that deep. Sorry to burst your bubble. But that's just a fact.

Seriously, you are going to give me the example of Toga? I haven't gone through the recent chapters yet. I have only watched the anime. But it is clear that, that girl is medically insane. Her idea of liking someone is to kill that person and drink their blood, for her own pleasure. She ain't a homosexual, more like hemosexual. Hahaha. Again, you gotta show me the trajectory of her character, start with the base and show me how it escalates, how does she learn better about herself, her own feelings, the world from her perspective. No character is isolated, any writer who is talented enough to write multimillion franchise knows that. Don't project your assumptions on the story and the characters, work with what you have and draw the meaning from what's given, not the other way round.

There is no doubt Izuku and Bakugou have a strong relationship, even if it is mostly rivalry. But one can see that Bakugou cares about Deku and vice versa. Before telling me how to read, perhaps you should have done it yourself. Lol, I see this type of behaviour a lot from typical silly shippy shippers. "What, did you just say my ship makes no sense? 🤬"

Read.

Do you even know what subtext or text is? Hahah. This is text and subtext. So just because Bakugou and Deku talk about their rivalry in their vulnerable moments, that the audience knows as congruent since we have already seen they have a hot and cold relationship but that they are friends nonetheless, that proves they love each other romantically? You obviously don't know how romance tropes work. The dynamic between two men who respect and admire each other is always shown with a lot of empathy in Japanese media. It is one of the founding pillars of shounen, a genre meant for teenaged boys. They are certainly closer to each other than they are with women they are interested in, but a lot of fans such as yourself misinterpret it as romantic, because headcanon goggles. No, you gotta have more than that. Where Naruto and Shippuden have it in truckloads, none of that in BNHA. Deku is heterosexual af. If he is so interested in Bakugou, how come he reacts the way he reacts to Uraraka? Where is his conflict? Where is his dilemma? His affection and romantic interest in Uraraka is genuine and sincere, not a cover to hide his more private feelings. Unlike in Naruto's case. Kishi uses clever narrative tricks and tools to tell his love story in shounen and he does it skillfully. His motives and intentions are clear as water. He uses inventive smokescreens and red herrings to escape from being too controversial and colour inside the borders of shounen, nothing like that in BNHA. To begin with, Horikoshi doesn't even delve into the sexualities of his characters, because his story is not about that. There's no context, no set up, nothing. His worldbuilding is simply conventional, by which I mean heteronormative, there's no talk about sexual orientation of characters. You see the usual shounen perviness by Mineta and Kaminari and typical straight girls going kawaai over good looking boys like Todoroki, what impression does that give? If Horikoshi wanted to establish his characters being gay, he would have set up the context mindfully and carefully, like Kishi did. Gay relationships and characters can't be shown so explicitly in shounen as that would jeopardize its distribution in the west. Reason? Censorship. That's why Kishi had to be so careful, his target audience might not get it, but the adults do. Well, unbiased adults do, at the very least. So the boys in bnha are gay just because? Because you want them to be? Storytelling and character building doesn't work like that.

Seriously everything you think works as 'analysis' isn't even valid. I honestly didn't even want to respond to this ask, given it's so surface level and ridiculously simple minded. Perhaps you are a tween or teen who thinks every time two boys or girls smile at each other or rescue each other, they are gay and in love. Lol, watch gay media. Like actually watch it and see where your arguments stand in the scheme of things. I will tell you, nowhere. Juvenile kiddy stuff. I won't entertain anymore asks like these, they are a waste of my time.

[pastara-cell]

DAY 13 💪💪💪

Jomies headcanons! (Maria included, 10 head canons for each of em! I’ll try not to do repeats of past head-canons I’ve shared)

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Lets start off with good ol jakey boy!

-Jake definitely has imposter syndrome, 100%

-His pink tips are natural!! Like how people’s hair colour may fade when they get older, his pink tips are actually just the last bit of pink hair thats faded out as he’s gotten older. He had a full head of pink hair in his baby photos!

-I have adhd and I’m officially diagnosing him with it, mhm, yup. Its canon now/silly

-shakes his leg under his desk to stim

-really likes mac n cheese. Like, REALLY likes mac n cheese. Would eat it every day if his mum didn’t force him to have variety in his diet

-He has Eczema, As well as being super reactive to rashes. Avoid poison oak at all costs

-Is a big dog person, but used to own two canaries when he was younger named Jimmy and Lizzie (/ref)

-His favourite colour is Yellow!!

-freezes up when overstimulated

-He does makeup occasionally, golden shimmer eyeliner i’m looking at you

Next is Liam!!!

-he’s a scene kid at heart

-Based on @lettuce-theory ‘s first theory, I’m a whole-hearted believer that Liam did NOT, amd will not forgive Jake after the drake fight.

-Liam and Stacy are great friends on Instagram (gachagram, was it?) and stacy constantly dms him to stop liking her mums pictures. He does it purely to piss her off and plays along with the bit, even with the jomies, so well that he’s convinced everyone except for stacy that he’s actually got a thing for her mum

-His yee yee haircut is quite beautiful, he just never fucking styles it so his bangs part farther apart than drew and jake after episode 10.

-guys. He doesn’t have brown hair…He’s just a really dark red head.

-The most chill guy ever, you could tell him you murdered someone and he’d just be like “…So…You need me to help you hide the body? Orr….”

-Has an older sister, Doesn’t really remember her. She ran away when Liam was 4. He doesn’t really feel anything towards her, but he looks a lot like her. He thought for a while, after he learned about it, that he was his parent’s replacement for his sister, so his parents often reassure him that they love home for being him, and that he’ll always be their liam. Unless he deadnames 👍

-As you can probably tell by the last headcanon, his parents are wonderful people trying their best to keep liam happy and stay stable. They’re middle class, both teach at the local community college, and have a small, nice house. They’re supportive of everything he likes and does. They do miss their daughter, but they’ve put it behind them and do their hardest to focus on liam

-I suppose the last two are more or so just random character story bits I made up, not headcanons, so actual headcanon: He has a calcium deficiency 100%

-he rollerdisco-skates guys you can trust me im his yee yee ass haircut

Then Drew Ofc

-He’s left handed! (pretty sure this is canon because Dosh said so and everything that dosh says is canon, but take that with a grain of salt cause I may be wrong)

-he stops henry, liam, and jake very often to fix their shirt collars or pull down their sleeves. Just a pet peeve of his

-Drew goes to country clubs, He tried bringing henry and liam, but they got kicked out for running next to the pool and knocking a lady in. Jake, on the other hand, is beloved by all the elderly women, who sit around and listen to him talk about whatever. Drew has to drag him away

-small waist, (Put this in my drafts and came back and rosypenguin’s thing came up, Good to know other people agree LOL) but is incredibly insecure about it, cause yknow, slight internalised misogyny.

-Not gonna diagnose him with anything, Especially BPF since I don’t know how to properly portray it accurately to peoples with BPD’s experiences, however, I think he shows a lot of signs of BPD from my research

-has definitely had/is having sal thoughts. In the past, they were more intrusive, but after the drakeup and with what happened with zoey, I think he’s really hanging onto Drew and Henry at the moment.

-He has indeed taken a drink or two out of his parents alcohol cabinet while henry and liam and jake were over. Drew’s clingy when he’s tipsy, but he has terrible full-body migraines during hangover, so he hasn’t done it in a while

-had a bayblade collection when he was younger. Keeps it in his closet now, but he’s super fucking proud of it

-Completely immune to poison ivy, poison oak, And poison sumac.

-Used to be apart of a boyscouts troop, left after he figured out he wasn’t allergic to poison oak by accidentally eating it

Henry my BOYYYY

-Rewatches the entire original Pokémon series atleast 3 times a month

-His teeth were so crooked as a child that he couldn’t talk. He had headgear (Braces that go all around your head) on up until 7th grade, he started in 3rd grade.

-Bruises super easily on ththe slightest taps. Has had to explain to cps multiple times that his parents are not mistreating him

-wanted to learn how to skateboard, could indeed not skateboard

-listens to the living tombstone, Ghost and pals, and Jack stauber

-Had a raging fnaf phase when he was an early teenager

-Adhd as well, Very visibly shakes and gets overwhelmed

-can quite literally read liams mind, same with liam reading his, they finish eachothers thoughts.

-His love for lettuce is genuine, because he grows his own lettuce in his backyard. Lots of lettuce.

-His eyes are actually NOT light green, they’re continuously shifting through every visible colour on the spectrum

Lia!!

-like jake, MASSIVE imposter syndrome.

-Regrets leaving hailey, too deep in to go back.

-she’s got a lovely tenor singing voice, But doesn’t sing. She’s not interested in it

-Can do card tricks

-Half of her skirts are stolen from Zoey, which zoey doesn’t mind as long as they get washed properly

-She listens to Olivia rodrigo 100%. Sour album specifically

-Her favourite colour is purple!

-Her favourite flowers are alliums and lilacs, although she hates the smell of both

-Very frequent user of bath and body works’s cherry blossom fragrance

-other than olivia rodrigo, she listens to Pink pony club and ONLY pink pony club. No other songs

Zoey >:)

-her pink tips are not natural, they’re dyed by Maria!

-Her family Is rather middle class, but they’re still not always there. She has two older sisters who give her advice on high school. She greatly misinterprets that advice

-she’s into crystal/gem collecting, mostly because they’re pretty!

-She and drew once bought a couple geodes and spent 3 hours breaking em all open as a date, she’ll never admit it, but it was her favourite one.

-Got the gold digger mindset from social media (probably TikTok and instagram), as well as misinterpreted advice from her older sisters (such as “High school is hard, you dont have to spend it in one relationship.”)

-However, despite getting the mindset from social media, she was too deep rooted in it to feel anything but sorry for herself when she was caught, not for drew. She knew it was wrong

-Does love Lia and Maria though, and very often would take them on girls days with drew’s credit card. This included spa days, and grabbing coffee, and probablya bit(LOT) of shopping

-her favourite character in mean girls is Gretchen

-Her favourite drink is Shirley temples!!

-Went through a horse phase as a child

Maria!!

-Canadian!!! 🇨🇦 🍁!! Moved to the US when she was 8.

-She used to live in Québec, so they can speak french canadian!

-Dyes zoey’s hair tips pink for her, uses the leftover pink dye on her own hair! Her hair is light enough that it tints the bottom pink ^^

-Befriended Zoey in Preschool, but they’re just friends, not best friends.

-Big believer in Rosianity

-Tomboy!

-Uses She/they pronouns

-Can skateboard, learned it just because she wanted to rub it in henry’s face (he hates it)

-Listens to Chappel Roan 🔥🔥🔥

-has drew saved as ‘My wive’s boyfriend’ in her phone. Zoey doesn’t question it

[cbk1000]

anonymintea wha- are you serious? you write without planning?? 👀 my jaw is on the floor, goddamn. you have some crazy good intuition for character building and foreshadowing then!

With long fics, I just have a vague concept in my head and I sit down and just start writing. As I pull stuff out of my ass, it gives me ideas on where to head next, and also what I want/need to research for world building purposes. But I never outline; it really kills my muse dead. Book of Merthur was just me going, “I want to do another show rewrite; I’ll figure it out as I go.” As I get farther and farther into a long fic, things will solidify in my head, just because you can’t spend that long with a story and not think a lot about what’s going to come next, so what happens after I get a ways in is I start seeing larger story arcs that I want to explore, but how I get there is up to me when I sit down at the computer. So far as shorter fics are concerned, that’s just me going, ‘Huh, I could turn this random headcanon I just crapped out on Discord into a fic. Wonder what would happen if I sat down at my laptop right now.’ 

Honestly, I put a crazy amount of trust in myself for someone with imposter syndrome. lmao Cannot tell you how many times I’ve written something and gone, “Well, how this pans out is for future!Jenn to sort out. Good luck to that bitch.”

[miniimapp]

4*TOWN As Kids

Gen ;; Crack + Fluff (??) - Headcanons

Warnings ;; nah

Proofread + Edited ;; nooooo

Auth. Note ;; WELCOME TO DAY 14 OF THE 4TOWN CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN !!

this idea was literally me trying to figure out wtf the pictures when i was younger were meant to be and then boom, 4*TOWN content babeeyyyyy

Enjoy !! <3

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Aaron T - The Weird Kid

You know those kids that just go up to anyone and start spitting some random or sometimes disturbing bs

Like,, kinda reminds me of the of the boy I sit next to in language study tbh

Mans will just start talking about the wirdest of things out of nowhere

Why tf are talking at me about thumbprint and how yours are superior ??

Why do you know that you can burn them off ??

Why have you researched how to organise a crime and get away with it ??

And why on earth are you telling me the details ??

You know,, that kinda stuff

Mans will just start talking, no brain to mouth filter needed

Not a single thought,, just a river of words

Mans was talking before he could even crawl

But he's also the type of kid to just get away with anything but he just has that charm yknow ??

Like,, he could be babbling away and being cheeky to a teacher and it's fine but if someone else even dares to breathe they're sent out

He's the class clown throughout his whole life

Nursery to graduation babeyyyy

Not book smart but street smart definitely

Common sense frrr

Most people wouldn't expect it because he always makes silly comments but T knows what he's talking about

I feel like he picked up an interest in music tech and producing when he was p young

Probably on some school music trip thay was only accepted to get more money out of parents but hey,, it provided T with his passion so..

He is the kid who shows you bugs out of nowhere

Yes he's very proud of them

He tried to keep a pet snail in his room once

That dream soon died in the form of a scolding lmao

Jesse - The Art Kid (obviously)

Never without a sketchbook or some form of paper

If his parents didn't put his art on the fridge he'd put it up himself, covering up all his grades and any other paper on there

Kinda cocky for a kid tbh

People told him often how talented he was and mans ran with it

Suddenly he's god's gift to the world

Golden child vibes tbh

People always asked him to draw them, you know, like how annoying people do

He would literally just ignore anyone who tried to interrupt his art time

Fair enough tbh, art time is art time for a reason,, not socialising time

Hhhhhh some people,, eh ??

Still though, mans did act p arrogantly about his skills

Somewhere along the way someone had to teach this kid the meaning on humility and confidence vs cockiness

So glad that it wasn't me tbh

You do not want a little grumpy Jesse on your hands

When I say fits of rage,, I mean fits of rage

I think Jesse, for the most part was a delight to be around, overly confident at times perhaps but fun either way

But if he was faced with any kind of conflict

Absolutely screamed his head off

I'm sorry but it's true

Also incredibly dramatic

Winning emmies by the age of 4

If he got any kind of sickness, whether it's a slight sniffle or a fever, he's gonna act like he's on the verge of death.

Seconds away from popping his clogs

He will make you feel bad if he doesn't get his way

Puppy eyes turn to daggers in milliseconds fr

He was definitely forced into classical music growing up and as he grew he explored other routes

He also calmed tf down as he grew too, thank all that is good

Mans cycled through many instruments and genres of music before landing on thinsg that stuck

Aaron Z - The Quiet Kid

Literally the stereotype of a quiet kid

He walked so all those quiet kid tiktoks could.. waddle ??

The funny thing is Z is not a quiet person at all really,, he just wasn't interested din any of their asses tbh

Tbh it normally amuses him when people always default to describing him as the quiet kid, or the shy kid, or the silent but deadly kid

Somehow people, at every school he went to, got the impression that he's a delinquent of sorts

That he'd fight anyone who dared to mess either him

Literally no sweetie,, he's just unnecessarily tall lmao

And also just doesn't care about you lmao

You know he does care about tho ??

His grandpappy !!

Being practically raised by him can do that to a kid

His most treasured possession is a harmonica his grandpappy got him with both of their initials engraved in it

Mans literally has a special case for it and everything

His grandpappy is the one who got him into music and all

Grandpappy used to be in a folk band back in the day, didn't you know ??

Z is so proud of his grandpappy, so happy to be related to him

Z wasn't particularly talkative when he was a kid,, he wasn't as quiet as people made him out to be but even around famy and friends he wasn't really loud

But he was, and continues to be, really expressive

In expressions, gestures

It's what makes him such a good dancer

And what makes dancing so fun for him

He can speak without words but instead with his body

Sometimes though, Z can get really passionate and talk for hours about something

Robaire - The True Golden Child

Is there anything little Ro can't do ?? Evidently not

The biggest teachers pet throughout his younger years istg

Probably got teased about it a little bit cause kids are cruel

But Ro literally aced every test he was ever given and it was hard to find an activity he struggled with

Basically a prodigy

I actually think that Robaire was a pretty shy kid though

Like,, people made him nervous and he had a bit of separation anxiety from his parents

Nursery was rough for all parties involved

Definitely a hard worker from day 1 but also a fair bit of a dreamer

Sometimes Ro's head would float up in the clouds and take ages to come back down

A-fucking-nother classically trained baby and he carried it on throughout his life

Mans has muscle memory with the same duration as an elephant

On that topic I feel like Ro has above average memory, maybe not photographic but definitely above average

He can remember practically every lyric he's ever learnt and every piano score he's learnt too

No one knows how he does it

You know the recorder lessons in nursery where you play hot cross buns or whatever tf

Ro somehow managed to make that cheap plastic shit sound good

Honestly astounding

Perfect pitch KING,, move out of the way charlie puth

His talent for it certainly helped but it wasn't the praise that made Ro decide music was his thing

It's the way he felt during his playing,, before he heard any praise about it..

Over the moon

Tae Young - The Cute Kid

Had everyone fooled from day one bro

Everyone's under the impression that he's an angel.. ha ha,, no

Not in any way, shape or form

It literally became a known thing that whenever he's get in trouble or introduced to someone new people would say

"Don't be fooled by his puppy eyes,, he's actually vicious underneath that expression.. "

No one ever heeds the warning until the damage is done

You were warned bro..

Grab a pair of listeners at the door and prepare to use them in the future

Tae was the trouble kid though, always doing things he shouldn't

And he'd always get away with it because of his adorable little face

By age 5 Tae had mastered the way of making any adult fold to his demands with just 1 look

A terrifying child to babysit,, can you imagine ??

I'd rather just be broke tbh

And that's coming from someone who has less than a fiver to their name lmao

Other kids his age would send Tae out as a back up plan to get teachers to derail from their lesson plan and watch above or something instead

Shit worked every fucking time

Pissed off every other class known to man

Another classically trained kiddo and he stuck with the violin

He just really enjoys it tbh

Maybe it's because he had a really good childhood teacher

That teacher instilled a passion in Tae bro

Talented teacher for that fr

Tae struggles with motivation tbh so habits are important,, especially those established when he was young

So yeah, that teacher was p incredible to Tae,, did something that Tae had never seen before lmao

[draconicfool]

@acr3ss-the-cosmos asked: 👫 I know I've sent this to u before but gimme more for jiejie 🤲

He is always bringing the Jarilo-VI research with her to get a second pair of eyes. After all, Chenhua knows a bit more about technical things and as smart as Eros is, he really needs someone who's more machine oriented sometimes. Alexi's research can't be poured over by just one little dragon after all!

No matter the verse. No matter the partner. Eros always floats the idea of marriage up to Chenhua first and he loves getting her opinions on whoever he's with. If Chennie doesn't like his partner...they're getting their ass dumped[tm]

Random and smaller but any time that he sees her, he's bringing just tons of different fruits he found in the markets. Mostly because she's his designated Fruit Expert[tm] and he trusts her to help her try new things in a safe environment. Plus if he doesn't like it and she does, well then she can keep it.

This one's maybe a bit childish, but he will pick her up and put her on his shoulders to walk around sometimes so at least one of them can feel tall. Plus it's a little funny seeing the looks they get

relationship headcanons || accepting

[sinisterexaggerator]

Random headcanons for my own enjoyment:

What kinds of things does Cad Bane like? What might make him happy or put a smile on his weathered face (besides credits and recognition of his accomplishments)?

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Basking on a rock while staring at the clouds, most likely on a temperate planet. I imagine him laid out, arms behind his head, shin propped against his knee as his foot idly wags back and forth.

Top shelf whiskey. He likes the combination of the burn and the smoothness going down. Neat, no ice.

Turning off the artificial gravity in the Justifier and floating around to and fro when in deep space, just for the kark of it. Plus, it confuses his droid.

A hot cup of caf to cure a hangover.

Todo 360. He may put up airs, but he doesn't mind him looking after him. It's nice to have someone(thing) around that cares. "Mr. Bane, please don't forget to eat again today." "Yeah, yeah, get off m'back."

Playing Dejarik with Todo. Sometimes he lets him win.

Making jokes at Todo's expense just to get him all flustered on purpose. He finds it amusing.

Stargazing when planetside.

Having no destination in mind. Sometimes he just likes to wander through empty space. Maybe he tries to get lost on purpose to give himself a challenge, though it is nary possible.

Just flying in general - it's freeing. He also likes it when he can sit back and relax, making poor Todo do all the work.

Oiling and cleaning his blaster. He likes to maintain it himself. It's a meditation.

The smell of said gun oil.

Grass under his feet, or walking barefoot in the right terrain.

Rain and thunderstorms. They're peaceful, and he likes the scent of the rain.

Swimming. Like floating around without the artificial gravity, he also likes floating in water. I also imagine this takes pressure off his joints, thus allowing him to relax and eases his aches and pains.

Hair, and also fur. I imagine if he had a pet he would often stroke it more for himself than for the animal. Perhaps it's relaxing. He also likes to play with human hair.

Hand massages - if he trusts anyone enough to do it for him, that is.

A homecooked meal - something warm and filling.

A nice hat, obviously, or a little treat for himself from time to time. Usually whatever it is would be very practical, or an addition to his wardrobe or weapons stash. I see him as frugal for the most part.

Going hunting, in the traditional sense. Maybe he likes to source his own meals from time to time. I can see him on some backwater planet after a quarry that would be considered edible. Maybe he saves the pelt for a blanket.

Trinkets, knickknacks, or otherwise collecting things that are fun to roll between his fingers. Maybe he likes them because they're shiny or valuable in some way.

Pillows and soft things to lounge on in the privacy of his quarters.

Being alone just so he can breathe. Maybe he's a deep thinker sometimes, especially in his old age.

Crunching into a fresh, live insect as a little snack when "real" food is lacking, though he likes the taste.

Research. He likes to know as much as possible about his targets, for instance, before undertaking a job - or his employers, for that matter.

Maybe he checks the news in the morning just so he can gripe and complain to himself about the state of the Galaxy and everything that's wrong with it. He's a grump - complaining might even be fun for him as a way to vent his frustrations, especially to Todo. "Who died an' made Palpy boss'a all dis? Why don' dey jus' chuck his ass out'da senate building? I gotta do e'rry thing m'self?" "You are so right, Mr. Bane. They should hire you to kidnap him again!"

A pretty guy or gal; flattery; one who can't resist his charms and makes him feel good about himself, if only for a short time. Not to say he likes cheesy pickup lines, but he does like his ego to be stroked on occasion.

Telling stories and listening to himself talk when he's feeling sociable, which is rare.

Making fun of people behind their back, and just shit-talking in general.

Being the boss and being in charge of an operation. He likes to be the one calling the shots.

A nice, long, warm shower after peeling off that insulated suit. Not talking in the sonic, neither. Real water. Sometimes his scales are itchy. Nothing like sloughing off old shed.

Solving complicated math problems. Maybe it's like Sudoku for some people. It scratches an itch in his brain. Maybe he does them just for fun sometimes, I.E. he loves puzzles.

Speaking of puzzles, I bet he loved setting up the boobytraps on Black stall station, whether he ever used them or not.

Blowing things up. He's fond of explosions.

Napping.

Doing nothing at all. Sometimes, it's just nice to stare at the ceiling.

[dwaeki]

yeonjun (연준) as ur bf ! (random headcanons)

a/n: i think i'll continue this series with the rest of the members as well, they're very fun to write and brainstorming ideas is helping me expand my small ass imagination </3 and also this series gives me an excuse to watch a bunch of txt videos for "research purposes"

pairing: yeonjun x gn!reader; warnings: none other than maybe some slip ups and english isn't my first language!! genre: fluff, comedy;

sweetest guy out there.

an absolute sweetheart, please take care of him <3

adores you so so much, you're his muse.

from the get-go he was head over heels for you, looking at you with the most obvious heart eyes.

but you were honestly kind of oblivious.

he started flirting with you, but you would laugh it off or just pay no mind to it because it's choi yeonjun!

he even flirts with his members, why would you be any different? you're a friend just like the boys, right?

WRONG.

he was so devastated, trying to win you over with his charms.

which was low-key working, because you also had feelings for him.

but neither of you would budge, you thought he wasn't interested in you and was just joking around and being playful.

soobin however, saw how hard yeonjun was struggling, so he gave him some very much-needed advice.

"why don't you just be as straightforward as possible? tell them your feelings, no more dropping hints and flirting."

imagine soobin giving yeonjun that advice while eating bread, please, its adorable :(

anyways yeah... soobin saves the day yet again!

let's focus on your relationship now :)

he's very affectionate and clingy.

has to have his hands on you to feel content <3

whether it's holding your hand, your waist, his hand slung over your shoulder comfortably, etc.

as for cuddling, SIGN HIM UP!!

his favorite thing in the world is coming back to the dorms after a long day of practice, seeing you sprawled out on his bed, sleeping peacefully.

just breaks into a smile, watching you snore adoringly.

drops his bag on the ground and just physically throws himself at you.

you're woken up by yeonjun peppering your face with kisses and the strong smell of sweat :)

he put his entire weight on you, basically crushing your lungs.

"yeonjun get off you're heavy! EW, you stink!!" "i'm so glad you're here, y/nnnn :("

after hours of trying to get him to shower, he finally dries his hair, changes into comfortable clothes that don't stink and joins you in bed <3

he likes being the big spoon, breathing in your scent, his arm draped over your torso, your hands intertwined.

although there are occasions when you sleep with his head buried in your chest, kissing his forehead before and after he falls asleep in your arms,

play with his hair please :( loves it when you do so !!!

if you want him to fall asleep faster than ever, just massage his scalp, he'll let out a content sigh the second he feels your hands on his head <3

if neither of you can fall asleep, you both go for a late night walk... more like sprint-

dresses you in his clothes, claiming that he doesn't want you to catch a cold (those are lies, though, i'll explain later ;D)

he takes your hand and you two just run until your legs give up on you, finally feeling tired.

he gives you a piggy back ride on the way back, though, don't worry!

one night you fell asleep while he was carrying you. your head on his back, your arms limp around his shoulders, eyes shut.

the second he felt you relax he knew you had drifted off, and he honestly didn't mind.

found it extremely endearing and adorable :)

now let me tell you something.. he loves lending you his clothes

is willing to give you his entire closet

you wearing basically anything that belongs to him??? he's eating thAT TF UP !!

you wearing his accessories?? yeonjun.exe has stopped working.

you wearing his hoodies, shirts, pants??? NAH YEONJUN HAS COMBUSTED-

‼️ disclaimer: this part only applies to a reader who is smaller than yeonjun (physically) so if u dont fit this criteria you can skip over it by looking for the next bold text.

if you wear his clothes that look big on you, enough to cover your thighs, he's going to literally tackle you and pepper your face with kisses :(

tells you how great you look and tells you to wear his clothes more often,

you look so small !! and cute !! and so squishable !!!!

if he sees that you've got sweater paws he will quite literally pick you up, throw you onto the bed and demand cuddles,

coos at you the second he sees you walking around with his shirt on, he's so whipped for you‼️

head pats for life!!!!!!!!

along with cupping your face in his hands, squishing your cheeks so a cute pout forms on your lips as he gives them a little peck, making you blush.

making you flustered is his job!

compliments you non-stop, loving the effect his words have on you :D

he really means it though! you're absolutely gorgeous/handsome to him, he's your number one fan <3

the second he finds out you're feeling a little insecure, he's going to spend hours, days, WEEKS, listing off all the reasons he thinks, no he knows you're perfect !!

and when you deny one of his reasons, he grips your shoulders and starts aggressively shaking you (but he's also very careful so you won't get hurt don't worry)

"yeonjun i'm not all that-" "YOU TAKE THAT BACK!! take that back right now!!!!! my s/o is literally p e r f e c t."

he's an amazing listener, always there for you when you need to rant, and also gives great advice.

if you ever need anything, he's got your back, which is very reassuring :(

he's ready to commit a crime if you tell him to, i'm not even exaggerating.

you two go shopping for clothes together <3

it's alwaya fun going to the mall and visiting a bunch of clothing stores with him :))

spoils you to no end!!! anything you lay your eyes on, he's got his credit card out, ready to pay asap.

you two pick out clothes for one another, piling them up

so once you're done you can wait for each other outside of the changing rooms, doing your own little runway show, showing off the outfits you both had picked out 😚😚

models are lucky choi yeonjun and his s/o didn't choose that career, or else they'd be left jobless 🙄👎🏻

your boyfriend takes the runway a little too seriously, striking the best poses he can come up with as you open up your camera roll and take as many pictures as you can !!

the second you come out with one of the outfits he chose for you, strutting over to him, striking an overexaggerated awkward pose as he clicks his phone camera, astonished by your beauty, he just realizes how head over heels he is for you :(

"y/n are you sure you don't wanna be a model??"

sucker for matching accessories <3

matching rings, bracelets, heart shaped matching necklaces,

he loves 'em all !!

honestly feeds his slight possessiveness 😋😋

having couple matching clothes, accessories, etc. just makes him extremely happy, because it directly indicates that you're his s/o‼️ everyone else better back off

weird selca/photo king !!

you could be doing anything like eating breakfast, watching tv, drinking water, laughing, breathing... yeonjun is just there snapping pics of you!!

by now you're used to it, but back then it would catch you off guard

"hEY Y/N LOOK OVER HERE!!" "what???" *snaps a selfie*

doesn't upload them or send them to anyone though, because he respects you and your wishes :)

just really likes to take pictures of you two hanging out together whenever he gets the chance to, because every moment spent with you is precious to him, and he never wants to forget any second of it </3

although he doesn't always use the pictures for a good cause, like maybe looking through them when he misses you, but no!!

sometimes he uses them as black mail material, or just sends some of the embarrassing ones to you at like 2AM going:

"hey y/n rEMEMBER THIS⁉️⁉️" *insert a picture of you getting attacked by a pigeon*

😐👎🏻 rude.

making you embarrassed is his duty as your boyfriend !!

carving your initials on a tree <3

now this may seem cliche and a bit too cringey... but it's choi yeonjun, he loves cliche and cringey :(

especially when it comes to you :)

he got this idea while watching a kdrama alone at the dorms, he just thought it was endearing and he wanted to try it with you :D

turned out to be lots of fun, and very romantic as well‼️

he just likes the thought of you two coming back to the said tree years and years later, looking back at your memories and the time spent together, laughing while squeezing your intertwined hands, never planning on letting go :(

[the-stove-is-on-fire]

Do you have more on your DP / BNHA crossover AU?!!!!

Combining these two asks because I DO have some thoughts!

The abbreviated narrative I’ve got going in my head is that Danny is from the Pre-Quirk Times, so like 200+ years in the past from Izuku’s pov. Danny is a midwestern teenage white boy from the early 2000′s, he wouldn’t know the difference between future Japan and present Japan if it hit him in the face. The only reason he even notices Deku is because my boy Midoriya was actively trying to get his attention. All Danny sees a fellow teen in a weird outfit with a backpack and makes the very logical jump to “Oh, that’s a cool costume, he must be looking at MY cool costume. Byyeee” and he dips. 

Izuku on the other hand is having a minor crisis because this random American hero with multiple quirks(!!!) just showed up out of thin air, kicked major ass, insulted his hero regalia by calling it cosplay, and then tore open a hole in the fabric of reality. You KNOW Izuku’s going to go full research mode to find this guy (if nothing else out of pettiness to see his hero ranking). Lo and behold portal guy is NOWHERE to be found. Most vigilantes have some kind of media presence(or at least a few blurry pictures and rumours about them), but the mystery hero has nothing. Deku, quite reasonably, does not think to search 200+ years into the past because that doesn’t make sense. Deku makes the logical conclusion that it must be some secret American thing (they sure do love their Secret Things) and puts it on the shelf as a weird, but ultimately unimportant event. 

BUT THEN DANNY BOY COMES BACK. 

Danny, out of the blissfully ignorant goodness of his heart, thought “Hey, I know I was in a rush but maybe it was kinda rude to just dip on that guy when he obviously wanted to talk to a real-life superhero. I should bring him a shirt” (Tucker also wanted Danny to go back and get “cool Japanese candy��� because he’s a weeb and it’s 200X, that shit was nerd gold). I DO love headcanons where Danny gets Stuck in a universe but the idea of him just popping up like “Midoriya!! Hiiiiii!!!” at the weirdest possible times is, *muwah*, chef’s kiss, to me.

The logistics of plotting any further than that get a bit muddy because of accidentally altering timelines/influencing the past and all that jazz, but hooooo bOI when they finally make the “Oooooh this is the future”/ “You’re from WHEN?” realization it will be spectacular.

Oh but hey, maybe Danny’s timeline is hard set to have quirks in the future no matter what but it doesn’t have to go so badly at the beginning (Societal unrest & AFO drama). Maybe when Izuku looks into historical records he only finds traces of “Phantom” up until their timelines diverge. Cool cool cool, I like that nice neat little bow to tie things up. A few years down the line adult Danny outs himself as a super and becomes the metaphorical bnha glowing baby of his timeline? (before the literal glowing baby is born) Even though his powers aren’t from a natural mutation he could pave the way for a super society (or at least lay the foundations). So many possibilities. HECK, I love crossovers. 

[comfortbucky]

requests? did someone say requests??😌

fluffy headcanon, mafia boss!bucky comes home after being away for a week or so and it’s just a cute ass reunion between the reader & him with lots of kisses & hugs n shit

or(take your pick) :)

one shot, where john walker is really rude to reader(insults her & shit), but she stands up for herself. they(her & john) get into a fight & bucky finds out by surprisingly swinging by her apartment. of course bucky is pissed, but he tends to her wounds. then for some stupid reason, john shows up at readers apartment & bucky loses it. but it ends in bucky admitting his feelings to reader n some fluff 😩

hope you find motivation for at least one of these:😚

hi yes hehe i did say requests🙈

i’m a sucker for tfatws!bucky so- (and john walker is a rat bastard🤣 so lemme go off)

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pairing: tfatws!bucky x fem!avenger!reader

warnings: john walker (grr), violence! and descriptions of bloody injuries

A/N: also! i sort of changed the prompt i hope u don’t mind too much🥺 // this oneshot will not be taking place during the canon timeline btw but inspired by the events/themes of tfatws

word count: 1.5 k

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Y/N sighed, as she plopped onto the couch after a long day. She, Bucky, and Sam had spent the whole day researching the Flagsmashers to try and track them down. It took all day, partially because Bucky needed a little extra help with learning how to use his laptop. She chuckled at the memory, grabbing the remote to turn her TV on. Suddenly, a loud, aggressive, knock interrupted her thoughts. She sighed and leaned her head on the back of her couch, taking a moment to debate leaving her very comfortable spot, before getting up to answer the door. Y/N knew that she probably should have peeked through her peephole before answering, but she wanted to return to the comfort of her couch as soon as possible. She opened it to see none other than John Walker, greeting her with a smirk. Y/N rolled her eyes.

“What are you doing here, John? How the hell did you even get my address?”

“All government property has GPS tracking in it," he said, pointing to her laptop on the kitchen table behind her. She turned and frowned as he continued. "Look, you need us, me and Battlestar, to take down Karli.” She looked back at John, laughing at Lemar’s alias.

“No way I’m letting someone who goes by Battlestar help me out.” He glared at her comment. “Or you, a Captain America wannabe.”

John took an aggressive step closer, way too close for Y/N’s comfort, as he replied. “I am Captain America, whether you like it or not.”

"You'll never be Captain America," she snapped back. "You don't have what it takes." He glared at her and put his face right in front of hers.

"How would you know? You're a pathetic excuse for a soldier," he spat and Y/N grimaced at John's spit landing on her cheeks. He looked at her, his eyes examining her body. She hated every second of it, his stare making her feel grimy all over, like she immediately needed a shower. “Who’d you fuck to get into the Avengers anyways? Bet it was Steve.”

John’s comment was immediately followed by Y/N’s fist connecting with his cheek, forcing him to stagger back into the hall. She’d heard concerns about her abilities as an Avenger before, calling her weak, fragile, a bitch, etc. But she knew they almost always came from misogynistic men, and was able to shrug their comments off because she knew that she could easily beat all of them to a pulp, no problem. But thinking that she would sleep her way into becoming an Avenger crossed a line. Especially someone she respected and had admired as much as Steve.

John held his hand to his cheek, where he’d been hit, and looked up to make eye contact with Y/N. He smiled and before stating in a condescending tone, “That was cute.” John kicked her in the stomach, launching her onto the floor of her apartment. As she groaned and started to get up, John chuckled and kicked her down before she got to her knees. He went to kick her again when she rolled away, dodging his kick and standing up quickly, panting as she responded.

“God, do you ever shut the fuck up?”

She kicked her leg up to deliver a roundhouse kick to John’s face, spinning around to punch his nose. He stumbled a couple steps back, regaining his balance before swinging a punch towards Y/N. She caught his fist before it hit her and John took the opportunity to use his free hand to grab his shoulder and knee her in the stomach. She gasped, getting the wind knocked out of her. He then threw her into a shelf, shattering several photo frames on the ground. She landed on her stomach, attempting to get up by pushing her self up on her forearms. Y/N felt a warm liquid on her cheek and touched it, pulling it away from her face to see her fingertips covered in blood.

“Asshole,” she mumbled, before standing up to continue fighting.

Several moments ago, Bucky had made the decision to show up at Y/N’s apartment. He pressed some random keys on his computer, and now there was an error message that wouldn’t go away on his screen. Stubbornly, he tried to fix it on his own but ended up making it worse. He sighed in defeat, closing his laptop shut and tucking it under his arm before heading over towards her apartment. Bucky was just down the hall when he heard the sound of glass shattering, his leisurely stroll turning into a sprint to Y/N’s door.

Bucky arrived to see you pinned up against a wall with John’s hand around ur throat. Your hands were desperately clawing at John’s, attempting to free yourself from his grasp. Fear and terror consumed him before a wave of fury took over. Immediately, Bucky launched into action, dropping his laptop in the process. He ripped John away from you, tossing him on the ground. Bucky moved to hover over John, punching him repeatedly in the face. Y/N finally caught her breath and crawled over to Bucky, placing a hand on his shoulder, signaling him to stop. He kept his eyes on John’s bloody and bruised face, lowering his fist.

“Touch her again, and I’ll kill you,” he snarled, releasing John from his grasp.

John rolled over, took a moment to catch his breath. Bucky was standing, fists still clenched by his sides, as he watched John get up and exit Y/N’s apartment without another word.

He closed the door behind him and immediately spun around to see Y/N struggling to get up, attempting to push up from one of her knees. Bucky instantly rushed to her side, helping her to her feet. He grabbed one of her hands in his own and placed his other hand on the small of her back, as he guided her to the couch. He examined her and felt a pain in his chest, looking at her black eye, cut cheek, and her bruised neck outlined with John’s handprint. Without saying a word, he stood up and returned with a first-aid kit from her bathroom. He sat back down and immediately started to tend to her wounds. As Bucky started to disinfect the cut on her cheek, he spoke.

“That was stupid of you,” he mumbled, gently dabbing antiseptic ointment on her cut. It was a drastic contrast from his behavior only minutes ago, nearly ready to murder John. He took a bandaid from the kit and delicately placed it on her cheek. Bucky then moved his hand to assess her black eye, his thumb softly grazing a soft patch of skin under her eye. She frowned and lightly pushed his hand away.

“I would’ve been fine on my own, you know.”

“Sit still so I can take a look at your bruise.” He responded gruffly, lifting his hand and attempting to look at her bruised eye again. She shoved his hand away, this time more aggressively, and tried to stand up.

“Just leave me alone,” Y/N said, wincing and clutching her abdomen in pain, causing Bucky to grab her waist and slowly lower her back down onto the couch. Fucking John Walker.

“Y/N.”

She pulled his hands off her and reluctantly sat down to face him.

“You don’t need to defend me, Bucky,” she spoke, Bucky sensing anger in her voice. “I’m not some weak, helpless civilian. I’m a god damn Avenger for christ sake!” As Y/N shouted, her voice wavered and her eyes started to well up with tears.

Her arms were crossed in front of her chest and Bucky sat with his hands resting on his lap. Although she was speaking to Bucky, she felt like she was more-so trying to convince herself of what she was saying.

“I know,” he said calmly, but with a stern tone, keeping his eyes locked on hers.

“Okay, so leave me alone.”

“I can’t.”

“Why not!”

“Because I fuckin’ care about you!” Bucky shouted, causing Y/N’s face to immediately soften.

Her arms dropped to rest in her lap and she froze as Bucky softly raised his hand to cup her cheek, captivated by his touch. He cautiously moved, worried she would push his hand away again, but she didn’t. His thumb gently caressed her non-cut cheek and he pulled her face close to his. She felt his breaths fan her face as he spoke.

“I know you’re one of the strongest Avengers,” he started. “And I know you could kick John’s ass any day of the week. But I care so much about you and I need you to be okay.” Bucky’s lips hovered over Y/N’s, lightly brushing against hers.

“I need you, Y/N.”

She responded by crashing her lips onto his, moving her hands to hold his face closer to hers. The kiss was full of passion, love, and unspoken feelings. When they broke apart, gasping for air, Y/N smiled at him and ran a hand through his hair.

“I care about you too, Buck.”

Bucky had never seen such a bright light in his 106 years of living.

[yourlmanburg]

hi! i love ur karlnapity posts, so i was wondering if you could perhaps do headcanons for karlnapity with a genderfluid reader?

thank u for this fellow manifold enjoyer!! i'm genderfluid myself and this was so nice to write, although i did struggle to think of anything else to put towards the end (honestly it's just a bunch of sweet supportiveness and words of validation) but i'm okay with doing a part two if you were hoping for a bit more though!

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Whether you came out to them during the relationship or before, those men are the most supportive people on earth

They will do anything for you (but that’s just a given anyways)

Of course being in the spotlight and being in a poly relationship is already a gateway for haters, and not everybody is the most accepting of anything outside of cisgender either

And although pretty much everybody is kind to you and accepts you, there’s just the odd person or two who really takes the piss and you happen to see these messages

That led to a night of hugs and kisses and the welcomed reassurance that you are valid (which you are!! Please never forget that, no matter what other people seem to believe<3)

On a nicer note though, the boys are so patient with you

They don’t think any different of you, but they still try their best to make your life easier

If you don’t want to constantly be telling them the pronouns you’re comfier with at the time, then you worked together to think of something small that lets them know

Like certain coloured bracelets or pins that they can just take a quick peek at to know what to refer to you as

And if you use neopronouns then they support that just as much because neopronouns are just as valid!

They’ll go clothes shopping with you and they’ll buy you anything you want - and I mean anything, no matter the price

And if you want to change your name? They’re right behind you!

If there’s anything any of them are confused about then they’re either doing their research or coming to as you, though they don’t want to overload you with questions

I can imagine there’s a specific person you go to for different things, you know?

Like if you want to get some more clothes, you’d probably go and ask Karl to go shopping with you (or you’d steal his, mans got the best fashion sense)

Whenever someone said something that really got to you, you’d tell Sapnap and in a heartbeat he’d be kicking their ass

And if there was ever a time you were doubting yourself or your validity, Quackity would be there to assure you that figuring out things like this takes time and you’ll always be valid, and that he loves you very much

It’d be something like “Don’t listen to what those people say, baby. All three of us love you so, so much and you’re the angel in our lives, please don’t doubt yourself because of what some random asshole on the internet said. I love you, okay?”

Man they just love you so incredibly much and they just want the best for you, and for you to know how valid and loved you are no matter your gender identity

[eremiie]

Hello there how is everything I am a fan of AOT and I wanted to ask you if it okay you can do a headcanon of eren and zeke dating a black s/o

dating a black s/o;

❥ hiii, i hope you enjoy, ty for the request, i’m a poc so this is nice :)

eren jaeger

first of all he fucking loves you, like he’s infatuated with you because you’re so beautiful and just everything you do is like wow.

let’s start with your hair, he loves it so much and he’s always trying to touch it even when you tell him not to lmao

he’ll sit in the bathroom with you while you do your hair and just talk to you while reading the labels of the products you use

he spritz the spray bottle at your hair sometimes just for fun too 

one time you let him try to braid your hair and the braids weren’t terrible but he knotted a lot of your hair ngl😭

he gets so confused when you ask him to buy certain products and constantly comes home with the wrong stuff

“what do you mean this isn’t it? baby, it literally says deep condition creme!” “but it’s not the same, i wanted the coconut oil one!” “well this is the castor oil one, it’s basically the same thing.”

no eren. no, it is not the same thing.

he likes joining you in the shower for wash days sometimes, but he probably leaves halfway through the shower because you’re taking way too long

he hates that sticky feeling of lip gloss but just the way it makes your lips look he finds it so alluring, he’ll peck little kisses on your lips all the time and then wipe his mouth after 

he loves your cooking. he really enjoys it and is always open to try new things, he swears he’s getting the most exotic shit even though it’s literally just baked mac n cheese or something...

“baby what is this? it is so good.” “eren it is literally fried okra.”

you put him onto so many songs and he can probably belt out the lyrics to some of your favorite artists because he’s heard their songs so many times

occasionally if you’re just dancing in the kitchen and getting down, he’ll join you for a few minutes even though he looks like a complete fool (i doubt he can dance, but he thinks he’s doing an amazing job💔)

sometimes he can ask a lot of questions when he’s bored to know more about your culture, heritage, etc because he thinks it is genuinely interesting

he def seems like the type to put #blm in his bio or something, or post a black screen to show his support 

he brags about you all the time to his friends, he just thinks you’re so cool and not in like a weird way, just genuine admiration for you, and he has a lot of pride that he even had a chance with you, it’s endearing

zeke yeager 

zeke automatically thinks you’re the baddest bitch he’s ever seen, i mean he’s all for you 

i mean this dude was like AWOOGA when he first saw you— pls😭

and it’s not that he brags about you, it’s just more of a “you see her? yeah, she’s mine.” but he doesn’t say it audibly, he just flaunts you in a more physical way

zeke actively tries to help with your hair but it’s more to pester you than anything, like he’ll comb the ends of your hair carelessly and you’ll slap his hands away 

not that he’s not trying or anything but he just doesn’t know what he’s doing LMAO

since i keep talking about the lipgloss thing since i find it funny, zeke out of these 3 doesn’t mind the lip gloss at all, he actually probably goes out of his way to kiss you, and ngl he probably licks the lipgloss you left on his mouth or something jokingly—

zeke lets you talk to him about anything, your culture, foods you want to try to make, issues that you have, and he’ll casually pitch in his own questions and stuff like that, he’s a good listener

if you’re at the store together looking for hair products and stuff he’ll just point to random stuff and tell you you should get it, even if he knows it won’t work for your hair

“what about this, sweetheart? i think this is pretty neat.” “zeke... that is tresemme... i need shea moisture shampoo.” “well i use this, it works just fine.” *cue a staring contest between zeke’s beard and you* “yeah... it’s working i guess.”

but in the end he probably understands why you use certain products and why you can’t use certain products, he just likes messing with you.

he really enjoys your cooking and probably tries to be in the kitchen with you and help you cook, he’s good company and he’s not to bad at cooking himself 

he’ll also give you recipes you should try that he’s seen as well, he just thinks that if you cook it, it automatically tastes better LMAO

he’s like a little sugar daddy, if you want him to buy you a $300 lace front he probably will, or if you want him to buy you some expensive ass shoes he probably will

he probably put on your bonnet or wig just to make you laugh or something, it was actually quite funny—

he treats you like a little princess too, like he’ll probably check the weather and be like “honey, we can’t go out today it’s too humid for your hair.” and he’s really just pretentious about little things like that, he goes out his way to make sure you’re okay, and good, especially when it comes to things that are important to you

he asks you if you can comb his hair and oil his scalp and stuff like that for fun, and lets you braid his hair and beard for practice, he just sits back and enjoys😭😭

levi ackerman

i feel like levi doesn’t show his admiration as much but deep down it’s definitely there, he finds you interesting, and an amazing individual

he has probably stuck around once or twice to watch your hair routine but he’s not always there to watch, the funny thing is though he probably remembers it; you’ve had him help you with the routine before and you were surprised when he wasn’t even really listening to what you were saying cause he kind of already knew what to do

“so then you’re gonna— yeah, yeah... how’d you know?” “i’m not stupid, i’ve seen you do it before.” “yeah— like once!”

we love our educated king <3

he’s surprisingly gentle when he’s doing it too, like his hands are so delicate and light and he’s lowkey afraid to hurt you so you have to tell him to be a little rougher when trying to untangle/comb through your hair

he will not kiss you when you have lip gloss on. i’m sorry but he doesn’t like the feeling, and if you kiss him he’ll wipe it off of his lips immediately, he doesn’t like it at all

he rarely brings home the wrong items if you ask him to run to the beauty supply or something. it’s just not hard to get the right thing, he looks at the photo of the product you sent him and scavengers the isles. he hates going for beauty supply runs though because he doesn’t like getting stared at, he’d rather go with you instead of by himself

he thinks your cooking is good but he’s not that surprised to be honest, maybe the first time you could see in his face that he was enjoying it but he never really exaggerates how good it is like eren would.

he does ask for another plate though, and if you tease him about that he rolls his eyes😭

he doesn’t take racism, any of that lightly, i can definitely see him getting immediately defensive over the slightest things that could even come off racist to you. it’s not that he’ll immediately say something but he does get sus of the person and a little more protective of you 

he probably secretly has so many pictures of you in his phone, and one of them is definitely his lock screen because he finds you so gorgeous 

he probably would put your bonnet on your head for you if you forgot it before going to sleep, or wake you up to put it on

he probably knows some hair care tips because he does his own research for your sake, he wants to know as much as you do so he can be a help; so even if you already knows what he’s telling you, act like its new information, you’ll see his eyes light up a little bit when you tell him you’ll try that next time :’))

he complains about your hair being left everywhere though, i also think he doesn’t like to participate in your wash days because he doesn’t like seeing your hair everywhere

but despite this he still is usually the one to clean it up if you’re taking too long to, thank you levi<33

another thing is, if you have beads in your hair, he really likes it because the sound they make is somewhat relaxing to him + it lets him know when you’re around, it’s almost comforting sob sob

[yanov]

THE WAY THAT I AM SO SICK OF EDDSWORLD TIKTOK LIKE ! its just 2017 bullshit all over again

its the same old shipping discourse because people cant do their damn research, people being like “the fandom 😭🙄 is so 🥵😃 TOXIC 🥴🤢‼️‼️” and “omg this isnt what edd would want‼️” LIKE?

1) the characters have been separated from the real people for YEARSSSSS. tom said he likes it when people add more rep into eddsword with headcanons and him and matt have said multiple times that the characters are separate from them as people.

i hate to make this comparison (but its the only one these people will understand) but its sort of like the dudes in the dreamsmp with the characters they play . YES they have the same names but are they the exact same person ? no 🤨

2) WE KNOW ‼️‼️ WE KNOW BITCH AND YOUR PICK ME ASS ISNT HELPING ‼️‼️ DAMN

3) do you know how disrespectful you sound. you did not know the man. none of us did. you cannot put words into a dead mans mouth and that is the most disgusting shit you can do . get out of here and go do your percy jackson analysis questions

sorry to make a random pissy textpost like this but nobody ever learns dude ! we do this shit every year or two because people cant do research!