#and the people love her as queen

[theshadowrealmitself]

I’ve already made a post about this but I still am firmly latched onto “Rumplestiltskin let his name get found out”

Like, from my perspective, those magic types can never just do magic for nothing, even if they wanted to, like you can’t tell me Cinderella’s fairy godmom didn’t want to just put her on that carriage to never come back to her shitty family, but she can’t, there’s Rules™️, so all she could do was give Cinderella a night to remember before midnight and then keep the shoes as glass, hoping it would help somehow

So, with this guy, she’s this young woman with a shitty dad who’s about to be killed if she doesn’t do the impossible, and he wants to help, he really does, but again, there’s Rules™️, he can’t just help out the goodness of his heart, so he makes trades with her, taking what little she has left, but prolonging her life

Unfortunately, the king is just so greedy, a room full of gold isn’t enough, he wants more gold, that fills more rooms, larger than the first room even was, and quickly this poor girl runs out of anything to barter with

But Rumple knows that her journey isn’t over yet, he knows the king plans to wed her if the straw is spun into gold again, and so even if she “gets out” she’ll just be trapped again, because how is a poor young girl with no one on her side supposed to say no to the ruler of their land?? She’ll be forced to wed him and then give him a child

So it’s a kindness, really, when he makes the offer for her first born child, she won’t have to raise a kid she never asked for, and a kid who never asked to be born won’t have to grow up with the knowledge they were forced on their mom, everyone wins! except for the king, but honestly, who cares about him?

So Rumple shows up a bit later, ready to help out the young woman who fate has never been kind to, and it turns out his arrival is another thing she sees as an unfairness in her life because she wants her kid, so now he’s gotta find a way around this because even if he doesn’t want to enforce the deal, there’s Rules™️ (there’s always goddamn rules), so he alters it.

Her child for his name

(And then he spends the next few days, dancing around, singing his name as much as possible, so someone is able to overhear it at some point)

[proxycrit]

(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

[chloesimaginationthings]

I don't know why, but, I kind of see your game Vanny as a disaster bisexual

VANNY IS THE QUEEN OF DISASTER..

[lazycranberrydoodles]

everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

[mistress-light]

This is Ripley, last survivor of the Nostromo, signing off.

[jestroer]

blorbos that live in my head every day

[clonerightsagenda]

Tiffany Aching is the ultimate weird little girl. Terry Pratchett went 'actually it's fine if you're angry and petty and overlooked and want to be selfish sometimes even if that's not a role you feel like you can play within your family structure. Also reading the dictionary is normal'

[haharuspex]

shout out to, like, 5 other people in the entire dragon age community who main aeducans + kill their stupid ass brother trian

anyway my floki aeducan :) she's an ass a rogue and a bastard (literally)

[kvtnisseverdeen]

countdown to bridgerton season 3: 7 days ↳ [1/5] ladies: lady agatha danbury

[taylorswiftsapplesauce]

Raven never actually doing anything evil or falling into that is so special to me. Everyone expects her to. The way people treat her, she has EVERY reason to and I wouldn’t hold it against her. But despite the fact that no one believes in her or views her as not-evil, she still never wavers on her values. No one recognizes her for it or sees her any different yet she still does it because it’s the right thing!! I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!

[wheretheresawyll]

still boggles my mind that in the year 2024 most players still ignore anora's character just to reduce her to a lying backstabber, when she only goes against you if:

you reveal her identity to ser cautherine and howe's soldiers, defeating the entire purpose of her disguise and also ignoring what she told you literally one minute before about how they can't know she's escaping with you - thereby betraying her first

you ignore her completely in denerim after she asks you to come talk to her, and only show up to the landsmeet

you bring up loghain's fate, and when she tells you that she would rather him be spared if possible, you tell her to her face that her father has to die

[fantasykiri5]

Two days late, it’s a Geminitay for day 20 of @hermitadaymay !!

[gonkaccino]

Season 4 hope/prediction: Deb's show is solid, zero issues, runs flawlessly with great ratings, but her personal life is completely eroding. We start with her discovering Marcus is leaving, and it culminates in DJ going into labor right before a taping. Deb chooses the show. When it's over, and she finally flies to Vegas, it's too late -- Aiden's not letting her in because he loves his wife too much to let DJ get into a shouting match with her mom right after giving birth, and instead takes the brunt of Deb's wrath, with her making excuses and talking about how they used her money for IVF, and anyway, DJ's fine, so who cares if she wasn't there? Kathy's in the room with DJ and the baby (DJ's the closest she has to a daughter, after all) and Deb leaves too furious to think about how badly she's hurt her family.

She heads back to her Vegas mansion -- empty, obviously, Josefina and the dogs would be in LA -- and pops open a bottle of wine. Alone. Completely alone. Can't call Marty, she has no friends, the closest she's got would be Kiki and wouldn't that be embarrassing, calling your poker dealer to talk about your feelings --

and then Ava's there. She got the news about DJ's labor, she got the story from Aiden (who was distraught, by the way, man's too much of a sweetheart for Vance drama), a spare key from Damian (happy to pawn that off on her, though if it isn't returned promptly he's taking legal action) and has arrived just in time to see the Deborah Vance having a breakdown the likes of which no one thought physically possible. Crying gives you wrinkles, you know. But Ava has to be here. She's the physical embodiment of a lesson Deb never truly learned: you don't have to like someone to love them.

In my imaginary fantasy land that I am concocting this would then subsequently lead into them fucking nasty but I understand that this may be a step too far for the surprisingly large number of very normal people who watch this show and would forgive JPL for not taking it that far. However I do believe they should fuck about it and let Ava take the reigns in their relationship while they see how many of Deb's bridges they can un-burn.

[chloesimaginationthings]

Guaranteed to blow your mind

[maskmascot]

Queenie scrunchies

[cassandrva]

"average writer makes you understand 60% of what they write" factoid actualy just statistical error. average writer makes you understand 99% of what they write. dunnett georg, who references 11 medieval poems in 6 different languages per paragraph & makes you understand 1% of what she writes is an outlier adn should not have been counted