#and the guy then pruned and repotted the plant and then that plant died

[lordsardine]

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[kuwdora]

January 6 - how are your plants doing? -bironic

Oh man. I used to post a lot about my plants on Twitter and then I stopped because of my burnout and my plants suffered. And then TweetDeck went kaput and I stopped posting on Twitter altogether. (I'm on bluesky now.)

So! Some updates:

A few of my plants have died - the ones that needed more water than others. So I'm very sad about the loss of my Tradescantia spathacea which I had managed to keep alive for 3 years. But at least my succulents are still alive, woo. My spider plants are doing well, too. Tessy is still doing population control and eating my spider pups, though I still have a few pups I need to transplant into a bigger pot and find someone to adopt them. Though I wonder how many spider plants could I reasonably fill the apartment with if I really tried? Hehe.

But yeah…my burnout and anxiety meant I didn't give enough time to my plants because I just lost the threads of everything while grinding in dozens of interviews. Quite a few need to be repotted and/or pruned. My peanut cactus gave me its first ever flower this past year which was cute and spectacular surprise (I hadn't gotten them to flower at all since I've had them). But I def need to split up the peanut cactus into some more pots because they just keep growing and getting root bound.

I did have a spot of trouble with some of my plants that was unexpected.

I have neighbors who are a queer couple and moved in sometime early last year I think. I came outside to get my mail and saw them crouched on the ground in front of their apartment. And then a squirrel hopped down from the railing and walked into the guy’s hand for a treat. I watched these guys with this squirrel for awhile and they were precious and enamored with the critter. The guys told me they felt like Disney princesses when she shows up for food. It was the cutest fucking thing to witness. Apparently the squirrel had started coming around and been reacting to the one guy’s voice. So they’ll have their window open and she’ll come and settle on a ledge and they come out and feed her.

A few weeks later the squirrel’s kids started showing up behind her. The kids are very messy eaters but they’ve all started getting habituated to people, far more than my liking. I grew up in a rural area where red squirrels destroyed sheds and doors and bird feeders. I did not want any of that to be my problem. Alas.

These kiddo squirrels are very cute and all and indeed they do like coming around and getting peanuts from their fanboys. One of these squirrels likes to use my stairs and my plant shelves as a shortcut to the roof to hop onto the branches of the nearby trees. He has knocked over a half dozen of my plants so far on his way up.

Thankfully none of the pots ever broke because they fell into my hibiscus bush, but it broke nearly all the branches of my meagerly flowering hibiscus. I really needed to prune the bush anyway, but my main concern was for the 8” and 6” terracotta pots the squirrel kept knocking over. A few of my succulents lost some pieces and I really should be propagating them but in the meantime I'm WTFing about this squirrel. Cause we'll open our door and just find him hanging out on the top shelf.

I've found peanut shells in my plants, lol.

This little squirrel has the gall to come and sit on the stairs and chatter at me and make other huffy noises. I’ve never fed him, never leave food out. But he gives me very bossy entitled vibes. I’ve relocated the heavier plants away from those shelves because I can’t seem to stop him from climbing.

My hibiscus bush has some new growth which is nice, so I’ll be trying to take better care of that. And taking better care of the rest of my plants. I lost track of so many things over the past year and a half. But I know focusing on my plants always makes me feel better so I just gotta keep on with it.

I also need to make some more acrylic pours for my terracotta! So much fun.

peanut plant photo:

eehee thank you my little squirrel kiddo for leaving your peanut shells in my plants. It's been shells in like 4 different plants now.

January posting meme + claim a date - prompt me. Still open dates!

[vondehnvisuals]

Hello every One, and welcome to the Sunday Edition of the Good News Journal, thank King You for joining Me, it’s been an exciting week!

Do We remember when I was tall King about a little bonsai maple and the intention I was invoking?  I had Writ that I was Visualizing a sunny window sill to place My plants upon.  Viola!

Although the week got off to a hectic start, I did finally Manifest My sunny sill, and there are few things Finer than Nature to Nurture One’s environment.  I was in Deed, Gifted with that which I needed most; Serenity now.

I made the move to My new space and it’s both modest and manageable.  It is not a permanent solution by any means, but it is a considerable improvement over My most recent place of refuge, and it ‘qualifies’ as a legal address in Man’s fiction of Law.  You see, the statutory person is actually a piece of paper, not the individual.  So the piece of paper always needs to have a place to ‘stay’.  Because the Living Man is not recognized in Man’s fiction of Law, the ‘House of von Dehn’ is not considered a ‘legal’ address, though it IS perfectly Lawful (and perhaps the most important detail, as One’s place of residence determines their jurisdiction).

The only address One should Claim as their own is the House of the Father.  Of course, before One can do that, they must also Claim the Promised Mother’s Land (the Body), or One Will have no Foundation for their Father’s House.  In Order to make either of these Claims, One must also have the Will; the Will is the Deed (ACT) to the [Promised] Land of Mother [the Body of Man].  This is the Whole ‘E’ (Energy) Trinity, the United State (Mind, Body and Soul) of Man, and the Foundation of God’s Kingdom.

Okay, I digress, My intention was really just to recap the week, I got a little side tracked because I Will need to explain all of this stuff in detail soon.  I am beginning to think the government might be waiting for Me to explain what is going on and how this world was Created as much as any One else is!

Anyway, although My actual moving day was a disaster, I was Gifted with everything I need.  I had Hoped to Honour My nephew’s Name day by Writing a ‘ceremonious’ Letter on the day but I didn’t even get into My new place until almost ten post midi.  By the time I had unpacked and ‘roughed’ everything into place, it was already the wee hours of Tuesday morning (so I went to bed).

Both Tuesday and Wednesday I was dealing with aftermath from Monday’s antics and finalizing little details in My new place.  ‘Lucky’ Wednesday evening I finally had the time and organization to Write My nephew a proper Letter.  Thursday morning I Posted the Letter to My little Prince, had My weekly meeting with [Super] Dan Powers, and managed to finally tie up all loose ends related to My move (which really meant rescuing My little feline princess, Gigi).  Since then, I’ve been ‘climatizing’ to My new environment.

My plants seem to be very happy in the new space.  The window faces almost precisely North-West, which is not at all Ideal.  However, the room is almost continuously bright with indirect sunlight for the better part of the morning and gets a few hours of direct sunlight in the afternoon.  I mentioned the above plant is My current favourite recently, though I’m not sure that’s true anymore.  I love plants so much it’s hard for Me to pick a favourite.  This was labelled as Mimicry or Aloinopsis rubrolineata, though that does not appear to be correct.

Apparently, Mimicry plants are very difficult to care for and can die easily by overwatering.  I have been watering this little guy pretty consistently and the central-most column is new growth.  Also, it doesn’t follow the same growing principals as Mimicry plants which only have two leaves – ever.  The growth of ‘true’ Mimicry plants (otherwise commonly known as ‘living stones’) absorb the old leaves to create the new growth.  So either this is not a Mimicry/living stone, or it is in really bad shape!  My guess is that it might be an ‘Aloinopsis luckhoffii’.  I’m curious to see how big I can grow this little guy and whether or not I can get it to flower.

Rubrolineata may prove to be the correct (Latin) name for the plant, but ‘Mimicry’ is misleading or perhaps too vague (it really just means that it ‘mimics’ another similar plant, in this case Aloe).  Anyway, I’m sharing this with You to explain the importance of learning the proper Latin names for plants.  I kept fish for a while, too and the same is true with fish.  ‘Common names’ are not at all reliable (and sometimes one has to be careful that the Latin name Given is correct).  The care for a living stone (Lithops) is vastly different from a succulent mimicing the behaviour of an aloe.

This is another one of My favourites, Schefflera Arboricola.  I don’t enjoy it quite as much as Schefflera Amate, which has larger, deep green leaves, but it’s a perfect little plant to groom and prune.  It is also very easy to care for.  I just gave this plant a hard pruning and sadly the new growth which can be seen just poking through the two top-most shoots, fell off (too much at once).  I’ll wait for the top inch or two of soil to dry out completely before the next watering and that should do the trick.  It probably dropped the new growth to focus on repairing the ‘wounds’ from pruning.  All the little ‘nubs’ without leaves on the main stem Will soon fall off.

This is My other favourite of the moment.  Her common name is China Doll, or Radermachera Sinica.  Apparently, this one is also easy to care for but I actually picked it up because (in addition to Loving the look of it) I’ve had one before but had little success with it.  The last one I brought home (years ago), the leaves began to yellow almost immediately.  I cut off any dead or dying leaves but it didn’t seem to help anything, I would just wake up to new yellow leaves the following day.  Eventually it just died without ever producing any new growth.  This time, I divided the plant into three pieces, repotted each of them and all of them appear to be doing fantastic, so the last Radermachera I had may have had some kind of disease – it happens.

These are the other two.  All My plants are very Happy.  I Wish I had taken photos of them when I first moved in because they have grown noticeably in their new location.  I have twenty-three plants decorating My room at the moment, and Will likely have over fifty within a few months.  Plants are basically My drug of choice and I am free to self medicate with the Nurturing Qualities of Nature.

I hope You are all enjoying the summer as much as I am.  My new ���office’ Will allow Me to fine tune the cross hairs of My Focus on ending homelessness and poverty in Ottawa with far less distractions in a more Zen-friendly environment.

Love and Blessings,

Volume LXX: The Super Natural Sunday Re-View Hello every One, and welcome to the Sunday Edition of the Good News Journal, thank King You for joining Me, it's been an exciting week!

[1837bb]

So I Cracked a Stiffy While Gardening...

OMG. I'm so nervous. I love gardening heaps, I mulch, compost and prune and even water the plants most days. I was attending the snap dragons as they need a bit of maintenance and I usually just glance at the succulents because they don’t need much attention and I just cracked a massive stiffy and I honest to God thought my stiffy would never go away.

Gnome couldn’t believe his eyes

I went over to the compost pile and tried to breathe in the decomposing organic matter when I heard my neighbours talking. I tried to be quiet but my massive stiffy cracked a twig and they looked over the fence at me. Ugh. I could have died. One of the neighbours is really cool and likes me...the other one, well, doesn't. I'll probably get a visit from the police again which isn't that big of a deal since you have to roll doubles three times to actually go to jail and I haven’t rolled a double yet. What I'm really worried about though is my garden. I have been paying extra attention to the snap dragons and they’ve been coming along well and so I really never think about the cactus at all and now that I popped a stiffy, well, I think it’s going to get jealous. I mean, I even repotted it in this cool little glazed clay pot I bought from some jerk hipster who has probably never cracked an inappropriate stiffy in his life. That’s not going to matter though. I know that Cacti are jealous as shit. I'm so nervous. I just feel stupid.

Argh, i’m so embarrassed. And what happens if the police do come over? I don't know whether to tell them I just cracked a stiffy over the snap dragons and didn't realize, or what. I feel really dumb because I have never cracked a stiffy over a plant before. I'm nervous that I'll say the wrong thing or something to cops and they'll be mad. Urggh! I'm just frustrated with myself. It's not like I'm the first person to ever do this...this one guy in horticultural school used to crack stiffy’s all the time and the teachers just flat out never said anything to him. I know that since I am a bit older than he is now and because it was such a massive stiffy I am held to a higher standard. I just don't want to get arrested or something. I'm really scared and I don't know what to say! I offered to get neutered but the neighbours said don’t bother and now they won’t even talk to me.

Heeelp me. I'm about to cry and I feel so stupid and everything.

[andreafestefano]

How to not kill your fiddle leaf plant

Hey there! Hope you had a lovely weekend, and perhaps a long one for some of you! 

I get asked about two things more than anything on the blog and social media -- the first is what's that paint color? (You can find all of our paint colors here.) The second is one I would never expect -- how do you keep your fiddle leaf plants alive? 

It seems many have struggled keeping these beauties from dying. The fiddle leaf fig has become incredibly popular over the past few years because of their big green leaves and pretty shape. I think they are the easiest plant to grow but I know many have had problems with them. If you have or are considering one of these, read on! 

I'll share some of our fiddles first, and then some tips. We have nine fiddles in our home and I've kept them all alive over the years. Most are thriving so I consider myself to be a fiddle leaf fig expert at this point. :) 

Some are doing better than others. My favorite, giant one was a killer find at our local nursery. This is how it looked shortly after we got it: 

It was a $130 plant that I got for $30 because they said it was in such bad shape. At first I didn't see that at all, but then the leaves really started to fall. This is what it looks like now: 

It's still doing well because a.) the leaves are now a beautiful, healthy, dark green and b.) it's still growing and sprouting like mad. It's grown nearly a foot (I moved that top line of art up years back so it's not a good indicator) and most of the leaves on it are very healthy. 

There's plenty of new growth on the bottom and at the top, but it's not done so well in the middle. I'll explain why it's especially bare right now at the end of the post. 

When I added the fiddle to our new loft space in the early fall last year it was much fuller: 

It's been growing well and the leaves are getting huge, but it lost quite a few leaves at first: 

I'll go into more detail on that one too. :)

But most, and theses are the ones I ignore the most (remember that!), are doing incredibly well! Our master bedroom fiddle is a slow grower but has healthy leaves that are a lovely green:

So pretty! This one is in our master as well and has grown at least a foot in just a year!:

I should have turned it (and need to) so you could see the size of the leaves on that one. It leans that way to get to the direct sun coming in through our bathroom window. 

My pride and joy is our master bathroom -- it was just a little guy a little over a year ago:

Isn't that crazy? It's HUGE. 

Our family room fig started out as a little bitty baby (right side of pic):

Now look at him! 😍

(See the end of the post for why the leaves turn yellow.) 

I found this small leaf fiddle at a big discount at the nursery as well: 

They said he was doing bad and again, I didn't see it at first. 

He did struggle a little but now has grown quite a bit and is filling in a ton: 

So here is my advice for some common issues with fiddles: 

BROWN LEAVES:  I think this is the most common problem I hear! These are tricky because most people think brown crusty leaves mean the plant needs water. Nine times out of ten it's the opposite -- brown leaves are a sign of too much water: 

Most of my plants have leaves like this -- usually from overwatering at the place I purchased them. Sometimes if the overwatering stops they will just stay like that for a very long time so I usually break off the brown parts (just don't tear the green part of the leaf) so the plant looks a little better. If the watering continues the leaves will fall off. I think this is the number one reason why so many die.

WATERING:  I only water our fiddles once every two weeks. You just need to watch the plant -- if it's really droopy you know it needs water, but it's very, very rare that mine ever get to that point. 

Keep in mind, if your pot is smaller you will need to water more often. If you have a lot of brown leaves, consider repotting to a larger pot and watering less. 

BARE BRANCHES:  If leaves fall off the branches they will look dead...they're probably not. Just leave it alone and new growth will appear again: 

I will say, once mine lose leaves at the bottom and middle, it's very rare that they bloom new leaves again there. 

Our huge plant is getting some new growth at the bottom: 

But again, for my taller plants that's rare. Side note -- Nerf bullets. I told you I find them everywhere. Secondly, if you have cats that occasionally pee in plants, rocks work wonders. They don't like stepping on them. You can find them at the dollar store. (Yes she has clean litter, yes she is healthy, yes sometimes she's just a butt and wants to pee in plants.)

LIGHT IS EVERYTHING:  I hear from so many that growing these plants is hard -- but I've found them to be the easiest plant by far. This is because they really need very little -- water every week or two and really great light. That's it! I promise. 

My best plants are in full, direct sunlight from half of the day to all day: 

The ones that struggle more don't get direct light. They will love you forever and be so happy if you put them in full sun. They LOVE it. If you're plant is not growing, it needs more sun. 

Also, if you have yellow leaves (you can see a couple on the plant by our back door), it means that leaf specifically isn't getting enough sun. Often I see this on the lower leaves because the upper ones block them. Sometimes there's not much you can do about that and that can lead to the more sparse branches. 

Now I do my best to turn our fiddles every month so they get full sun throughout. 

REPLANTING OR NOT:  When I bring a fiddle home, most of the time I don't replant it. I keep it in it's original planter and put a plastic water tray at the bottom. If the plant isn't doing well I may put it in a bigger pot, but some of mine that are absolutely thriving have been in the same planter they came in for years. 

You don't have to replant them, but if you are getting brown leaves and want to water less, go ahead and put them in something bigger. Once they get huge, you'll want to replant to something bigger. 

DON'T GIVE UP:  With full sun and little water, these babies thrive. I don't fertilize them, I don't prune them. I don't drag them outside or to the shower to water them (some do and have great success!). I forget about them for the most part and they seem to love that. 

Keep in mind they will go dormant during the winter. So they look their worst right now. Even so, ours are still growing new leaves, just not as fast as usual: 

You'll need to be patient with them during these months as they pull back and slow down. :) 

WHERE TO BUY:  I get asked this a lot! Your local nursery will most likely have them. When I say nursery I mean a location with just plants -- if they carry indoor plants. I find they are the most expensive there though. If you find them, keep an eye out for one with damaged leaves and offer to take it off their hands for a discount. 

I used to find them at IKEA but it's been a couple years since I've seen them there. Now the best place I've found is Home Depot -- they usually have them in stock when I stop in. I've also heard Lowe's has started carrying them. I've purchased most of mine at Home Depot for $9 and that's a great deal for their size! 

I've heard some have had luck buying on Amazon, but the one I got there came and was ridiculously small. I mean, barely one tiny leaf so it was just annoying for the price. AND it died within a couple weeks. 

Have you had luck with these beauties? They are by far my favorite house plant, I adore them. They're awesome in decor because of their large leaves and fuller shape. 

If you have any additional questions I'll do my best to answer them!   

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