#and the elven......

[lavellane]

some people confuse a reckoning with an ending.......

so you seek reform ???

i seek.......... regeneration

[monstertidbits]

ryoko kui is hands down the queen of character design

[may12324]

this is your reminder to give Shadowheart all the pretty armor

[meanbossart]

To address a question I get with a surprising amount of frequency: No, DU drow takes no issue with Astarion in drow gear (plus I just really wanted to draw Astarion in the drow gear)

[barghest-land]

scared animal that you are

[emptyjunior]

Elven maidens on ships, betrayed by dragons, caught in the storm, and history repeats itself☹️

[fishing-lesbian-catgirl]

“Straight dudes will tell you they’re into older women and then the women in question will be barely 300 year old elves without a single wrinkle on their faces. If they saw the older women I want to fuck they’d hurl!” The rogue says, tears welling in her eyes. The rest of her adventuring party tries to console her. The party wizard who is dating a 300 year old elf doesn’t hold it against her, he knows she’s only lashing out because she fumbled a 4000 year old elven gilf

[ciderjacks]

An old friend

[maia-beans]

Veiltober - day 26, Ghilan'nain

Our new mommy figure, AHHHHH!!! I don't know what else to say here except that I am READY TO MEET HER!!!

I've got Internet problems so I wasn't able to upload this one to Redbubble, but everything else is there right now!

Prompts for Veiltober by @lynnerdo as always!!

[jq37]

I find it interesting that Oisin's snarky, kick her while she's down comment to Adaine was to say that she's not a very good diviner when Aelwyn, even at her most villainous, was so sure that Adaine was the greatest diviner alive that she was comfortable staking the entire evil plan on Adaine stealing that book. Aelwyn was a total bitch to Adaine but she never underestimated her.

[humanityinahandbag]

Steve would absolutely be down to play D&D with Hellfire. The only condition is that he gets to be whatever character he wants (with Eddie's help crafting the sheet, of course), and Eddie is so completely enamoured and excited that he agrees wholeheartedly.

Turns out, Steve didn't really understand the concept of fantasy characters and assumed that it included all kinds of fantasies. Elves, Dwarves, Mages.

And naturally the lineup of Steve's 1987 Fantasy Basketball League.

The rest of Hellfire is ultimately accepting of it, and even gets into the character as time goes on. But those first few sessions were confusing as hell. Especially because they weren't quite sure what to think when Steve's only supplies and weapons included sports bars, tiny shorts, and a basketball.

Eddie though?

Eddie's been having a goddamn field day with the chaos his beloved hath wrought.

"Alright Steve. Roll to attack."

Steve rolls and lights up. "Eighteen!"

The other players cheer.

"Good luck," said Will sullenly after his magic missile failed to take the villain down. In fact, so far, nearly every attack from each member had failed to do enough damage to even make a dent.

Eddie writes down a note behind his DM shield. "Alright so the ghost approaches you. What are you..." He pauses. "Wait. Sorry what's your name again?"

"Larry Bird," says Steve helpfully.

"Right. What are you, Larry Bird, going to do to the Ghost?"

"I'm going to dribble across the enchanted bridge and hit him with a hook shot."

"This is the weirdest thing we've ever done..." Dustin whispers.

He's shushed by everyone else who has become absolutely invested in the fate of their resident Point Guard Paladin.

(the best part is that the end of the campaign in what was meant to be a difficult and long battle, in which almost every single Hellfire character dies a gruesome death, Steve effectively ends it by rolling a single D20 and dunking a zombie's head into the Boss' face.

Hellfire is elated but isn't sure how to explain to future Hellfire members that a kill shot was once carried out by the small forward of the Boston Celtics.)

[camilleflyingrotten]

Part 1/?

[saturdaysky]

Gale of Minrathous

Dragon Age AU where Gale is a Tevinter magister who accidentally infected himself with red lyrium. He's found a way to halt the lyrification. Mostly.

More tidbits:

Devout Andrastian with a bit of Leliana's "the Maker speaks to me" thing going, except it's "Andraste—so obviously a mage btw, I have 5000 words prepared and ready to go on this topic—sings to me, magic prodigy"

"therefore I am sure to be the one to unlock the secrets of this powerful, strange new lyrium that is singing to m—oh. golly. that went poorly"

joins the inquisition after he emerges from isolation and his former peers have all become Venatori. If his own folly has emptied the sand from his hourglass, why not spend the little time that remains to him serving Andraste's chosen?

0 moral qualms about blood magic except that all participants must be willing. All magic is neutral—its use determines whether it is good or bad

Tara is his possessed cat, who has lived far longer than a cat should, but Gale isn't complaining. who says abominations can't like chin scritches

talks about Minrathous, a lot

would break open the heavens to see the throne of the Maker, just for the experience

Final AU thoughts under the cut!

what the magisterium doesn't want you to see:

the staff that I know, deep in my heart, Gale uses and insists is artistic:

[sassy-cass-16]

where's that one post somebody made a million years ago about how vax and vex in syngorn would have been surrounded by elves accustomed to 20-hour days. but as half-elves they can't trance and would have had to get 8 hours of sleep, thus limiting their productivity compared to their peers. and making them look worse or lesser by comparison to their dad who already hated them. cause that post fucked me up a little. i'm still haunted by that.

[winternymphaea]

elven circlet, by sweetelvenchestnut on etsy.

[shitpostingkats]

Does whoever claimed that Riz was gonna have good rolls this season because he finally got prescription glasses and can actually SEE what he's attacking wanna come up here and accept your prize.