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tumblr SCREAMED at me that gravity falls was trending and that i NEEDED to check it out only to open the door to the masses desiring the old men and demon carnally. good for all of you.
#its not old man yaoi but only bc its not allowed but.#i see you#good luck to all of you#hope u enjoy the old men#and the cunt. too. i guess#gravity falls
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I get that he doesn’t really wanna be hopped onto though the devs didn’t need to make it that even just gettin pushed by him kills you??
Weird how sometimes he doesn’t kill you (he didn’t kill my friend when he pushed them many times on that run), though I don’t think it’s a glitch when he DOES kill you, cuz ain’t no way they’d make you accidentally not get paid after dying
had to waste a revive on that run which frustrates me- atleast I still had my stuff, think it’s bc I wasn’t paid
#this is js kinda ruining Sebastian for me imo#still the devs oc though- they do whatev they want with him it ain’t too big of a deal for me lol#I js blame the overly dramatic fans for causing the devs to even need to add this#It’s not that hard to listen to the creators’ wishes on their own creations you cunts ^^#next thing yk he’s js gonna kill you for not even buying anything smh/j#roblox pressure#sebastian pressure#dia shitpost#? i guess
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Every goddamned time I think I have the timeline down for this fucking game I am, once again, proven wrong.
#UGH#well fuck you too ig#I'm not fucking#retconning the goddamned ages again y'all can deal#I guess Micha is just fucking 12 then you fucking cunts#he and Ai will stay twins#bullshit bullshit bullshit#I hate timelines#they fuck me over every single time#not mad at anyone in particular btw#just myself#LOL#I'm not very number smart and it always#bites me in the ass#anywas#yeah#Micha is 12 like Ren#he lies about his age#because he was held back due to his time in rehab#for the car wreck#which will be a plot point#in my own little head#iwrite rambles#iwrite rants#olba#olnf#our life
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#hatake kakashi#kakashi hatake#manga screencap#ch.008#& sasuke#& naruto#& sakura#fascinating how in naruto world you can break the rules but not too much. stuck in this perpetual environment where#you gotta be a good soldier for the good state but also the cast is full of people Standing Up against vague Authority#but the state is still good#dont break the rules too much but also u gotta break them dont let people tell u waht to do.#more of a writing issue than any given character flaw imo but it is interesting to take in a like. character level i guess#esp bc as it goes on itjust draws more and more attention to itself#knowing that an underdog character is more likely to be likable vs doing anything with it. I guess.#anyway you arent here for Some Cunts serious opinions on naruto the most youre here for is me cooing over sasuke in the tags#that being said im sure its no surprise ihave the opinions i do. given that i see sasuke and go (points) beautiful baby boy baby
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just saw a fic tagged both as a #fix-it fic (for the noncanon gay pair) and as #widowed character (implying the character's beloved canonical wife died somehow). motherfucker, spousal death is NOT a fix-it! STOP fridging women just bc you find them inconvenient for their husbands' relationship statuses!! give me lavender marriages, infidelity, miscommunication, polycules, or any other form of complex dynamic but for the love of GOD stop killing them off for the combined benefit of avoiding unconventional and/or uncomfortable dynamics and also allowing you to focus on that sweet sweet man pain in your shitty fic. the next person to do this owes every wife on earth $500
#i'm a silm fan i understand the concept of schrödinger's wife and as long as she isn't central to his character i am fine with writing her#out or ignoring an unnamed and/or entirely irrelevant cardboard cutout written by a male author who didn't care to flesh her out BUT idk if#she's unnamed or has screentime - if she literally haunts the narrative to the point that her picture is one of the last shots of the film#and the mc can't even bear to speak of missing her due to grief - SHE'S PRETTY IMPORTANT!!!#also wanna clarify i am not and will never be a wife but i feel like people who do this needs to pay whatever $500 times 2.6 billion is to#every affected woman. my calculations didn't include data on how many married women on earth married each other so wlw get a bonus i guess#len speaks#god. i really need to go get drunk and smoke one million cigarettes bc i'm so fucking agitated over a fic summary. hypomania makes me such#a mean cunt. in addition to me spending too much money being stupidly hypersexual and being unable to concentrate on literally everything i#really want to throw down. and even knowing that i'm STILL ANNOYED. but hey i've literally never left a mean comment on a bad fic so i'd#rather preemptively block and vent here. more like ramble here apparently god i need to take a shot#delete later
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cannot wait to have rook’s (my) tongue as far down davrin’s throat as physically possible
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the cowboy au will not hit 40k words the cowboy au will not hit 40k words the cowboy au will not hit 40k words (<- man who is crying)
#im so close.#im SO CLOSE#just.....finish. this one scene#and then. one more scene#but we are at 36k.#36!!!k!!!!#and this was supposed 2 be. a 20k fic#god fucking. dammit. i had too much fun in the first 3 chs#and left all the explaining for myself to do in the last ch#left all the heavy lifting 4 the end#'ooooh lets hint at more mysterious backstory i love hinting at mysterious backstory'#yeah but now u have 2 EXPLAIN the mysterious backstory u miserable cunt!!!!!#god i just need 2 end it i really just need 2 end it#anyway. will stop complaining and try to. actually finish this scene now. i guess
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TW for discussion of rape and sexual abuse
can't believe i'm getting involved in fucking hazbin hotel drama of all things but this is making me so fucking angry. this is what someone has said about the song 'poison' where angel dust explains his unhealthy relationship with his abuser and oh my god. when people (rightfully or otherwise) hate a show this badly their media literacy and critical thinking skills go out the fucking window. who fucking says this? why are you speaking on behalf of everyone who has gone through the same things as angel? why are you the fucking spokesperson for us? why are you so special? can you not hear the way you're talking? how arrogant and entitled and fucking out of touch you sound? i don't talk about this anywhere but i have been through EVERYTHING angel has been through. i have experienced heavy drug addiction and rape and sexual abuse. you don't fucking speak for me. it sounds so insanely cringe but angel is one of the first characters i have seen react to his situation EXACTLY as i did. i DID sexualise and romanticise my circumstances. i DID lean into the lifestyle. but the whole point of angel's character, a point which angel himself explicitly states in this same episode, is that he KNOWS this is all an act. he's using sex as a form of self harm and weaponising his sexuality in order to help himself dissociate from his life and his own body because he's deeply miserable. the person who made this tweet does say one thing in their thread that is correct: angel IS acting like he's having a fun time and he IS acting like he wants this. if you think this is sexualising and romanticising his abuse, then congratulations, you fell for his act just like everyone around me did when i went through the same thing. you wanted him to be anxious and quiet and trembling and crying in the corner, cowering before his abuser and refusing to talk about it. do abuse victims have to react to their abuse the way YOU see fit, otherwise they aren't valid? did you watch the scene directly before this song, where angel's abuser hits him and throws him across the room in a scene designed to make the viewer viscerally uncomfortable and just as scared of angel's abuser as he is? did you watch the scene that follows, when angel breaks down and explains that he's deliberately indulging in this lifestyle in order to damage his body to the point where his abuser will no longer see value in it and leave him alone? i would bet all my money that you didn't, because half the people criticising this haven't even watched the show but think they're qualified to make entire threads deliberately misinterpreting it purely because they're already decided they hate hazbin. and look. you can hate hazbin. in fact i completely understand why someone would, for a number of reasons. there's a mountain of things i dislike about it too. but to talk about a topic this sensitive and heavy when you haven't even fully watched the source material you're criticising? you're not only making yourself look like a misinformed entitled prick, but you're speaking over and judging every single person who DOES relate to angel's story, because yes, believe it or not, other people are allowed to experience things differently to you. and whether you're willing to get off your moral high horse and deem them worthy of value and representation or not, you cannot change that. if you want to criticise this show pick one of the million valid points of contention, rather than acting like you're smarter than everyone else and get to speak on behalf of an entire group of people
#i have no idea why this is making me so fucking angry i think it's because i relate to this so fucking hard#guess what some victims are hypersexual and loud and confident and dramatic#and guess what. sometimes they're doing that ON PURPOSE. and sometimes it DOES seem like they're enjoying it#it's almost like that's the fucking point#i will also say that angel's behaviour is VERY akin to BPD / NPD especially in relation to his abuse / addiction etc#like the way he puts on a false personality to pretend he's above it all and he doesn't care to stop himself getting hurt#but these cunts hate people with BPD / NPD too half the time so i'm not surprised by that either#tw: rape#tw: sa#tw: addiction#ask to tag
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Have the lil Satanists reached their breaking point yet? If not read my tags below
#hahahahahaha prepare 2 reach n re-reach it again & again & again in my Forest as I heal n resurrect u 2 b tortures some more#is the suspense too much??? HAHAHAHAHAHA#do u dumb fucks wanna know y the waiting period keeps getting dragged out?? it’s bc u stupid cunts have subscribed 2 the logic of our hole#we dug is so deep there’s no way @fuzzyunicorn can get us in anymore trouble than we’re already in so let’s keep digging we’ve come this fa#HAHAHAHAHAHA oh noooo no no that poor logic won’t do at all the ante not only ups n ups w the more crimes u lil running dumb scared Satanis#commit#but u also get punished 4 ur ill thoughts so we the Divine r using absolutely everything agaisnt u all there is no cap to ur punishments we#up the severity as u dumb cunts keep doing so we’ll follow suit if u all truly wanted to not increase ur punishments stop#the only way to stop racking up ur karma is to stop not buy keep blowing it out the wazoo in my Forest unlike Hell I don’t have to do manua#labor 2 tortue u like the demons have to I have real Magick & know how to harness & wield it so for instance I can make a decapitation last#4 literal eons & each second that goes by it gets more n more painful & my magick prevents u from passing out unconscious from the pain it#just keeps climbing & I also have magick to mute ur cries of agony so u can’t do nerfin while I can do literally anything I please so pleas#keep giving me more n more reasons 2 up my ante bc I can’t up my ante until u stupid fucks do#so hmm think lil Satanists if everything u do comes back to u at least times 3 & u’ve been using this planet that u think is yours 4 nigh#300 million years so multiply that by 3 & to after that we have to factor in each tiny detail of ur crimes so my oh my ur gonna b swaying#in my Forest for at least the multiplied amount u’ve fucked around here + all of ur crimes & the crimes ur fellow Satanists committed yep u#all like in the military will answer not only 4 ur OWN crimes but also each n every single one of ur brethren (gender neutral) so @ the lil#Satanists who only did one thing hahahahaha guess whatie?? u will answer for every misdeed & ill thought committed n thought by your#comrades so no ur not safe bc u did 1 thing by our logic u did not just do one thing & if this Satanic mess has been playing out 4 close 2#300 million years on this planet alone uhhh that’s a fuck ton of crimes committed & guess WHAT ELSE?? since this isn’t the only planet u#lil Satanists quote on quote conquered & there’s 40 not 9 planets in this solar system alone & there’s more galaxies u did the same thing t#is all being factored into the tally of ur punishments 😭😂 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WOO WHAT A TIME 2 B ALIVE
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she's got that albert heijn pussy
#I'm pretty sure I've made this exact post before#also when my data transferred from my old phone I guess my keyboard's data & used words carried over too#cause when I type 'sai' my phone suggests 'sainte-beuve' !#and I Know I haven't typed that cunt'#cunt's name since year 1
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