#rather preemptively block and vent here. more like ramble here apparently god i need to take a shot | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

kenobihater · 3 months ago

Text

just saw a fic tagged both as a #fix-it fic (for the noncanon gay pair) and as #widowed character (implying the character's beloved canonical wife died somehow). motherfucker, spousal death is NOT a fix-it! STOP fridging women just bc you find them inconvenient for their husbands' relationship statuses!! give me lavender marriages, infidelity, miscommunication, polycules, or any other form of complex dynamic but for the love of GOD stop killing them off for the combined benefit of avoiding unconventional and/or uncomfortable dynamics and also allowing you to focus on that sweet sweet man pain in your shitty fic. the next person to do this owes every wife on earth $500

#i'm a silm fan i understand the concept of schrödinger's wife and as long as she isn't central to his character i am fine with writing her #out or ignoring an unnamed and/or entirely irrelevant cardboard cutout written by a male author who didn't care to flesh her out BUT idk if #she's unnamed or has screentime - if she literally haunts the narrative to the point that her picture is one of the last shots of the film #and the mc can't even bear to speak of missing her due to grief - SHE'S PRETTY IMPORTANT!!!#also wanna clarify i am not and will never be a wife but i feel like people who do this needs to pay whatever $500 times 2.6 billion is to #every affected woman. my calculations didn't include data on how many married women on earth married each other so wlw get a bonus i guess #len speaks #god. i really need to go get drunk and smoke one million cigarettes bc i'm so fucking agitated over a fic summary. hypomania makes me such #a mean cunt. in addition to me spending too much money being stupidly hypersexual and being unable to concentrate on literally everything i #really want to throw down. and even knowing that i'm STILL ANNOYED. but hey i've literally never left a mean comment on a bad fic so i'd #rather preemptively block and vent here. more like ramble here apparently god i need to take a shot #delete later

5 notes · View notes