#and the corgi was so fucking funny

[jacqcrisis]

A chubby corgi at the dog park noticed Chili sprinting after the ball and decided to follow her back to me. I thought he wanted to also chase ball, but it turned out he just wanted to chase Chili. So cue me waiting for him to gallump his way back to us before throwing the ball for Chili so he could try and stop her over and over for ten minutes all while me and his elderly owners laughed our asses off.

At one point near the end, he got so tired, he started running after Chili again, gave up, and just flopped onto his back in the snow. Extremely cute and extremely entertaining.

[glitterhoof]

pippin cheerio and crumpet the corgi is best friends with cafe ole and burrito burro.

[reedsaloser]

americancore 🤩🤩🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅

[moodymisty]

(This isn't a request, just some Konrad daydreams driven by 4am insomnia that had me screeching and I just have to share with someone while I wait for my meds to kick in!!)

Your recent post about the stinky rat man got me thinking of something truly, hilariously awful: Konrad's favorite meow meow is a PERPETUAL.

Maybe he watches her die. Maybe he accidentally kills her himself. Whatever happens, he'd probably be losing. his. fucking. mind.

..And then she comes back. Oh god, I'm loving imagining at how truly deranged he would be over that. I know he tortures Vulkan SUPER HARD after finding out he's a perpetual, but that seemed driven a lot by "You think you're good and noble(and sane)? I'll drag you down to my level."

I wonder if he'd mistake her as some kind of phantom/delusion brought on by grief and madness at first. Extra comedy: he accidentally(purposely?) kills her again while freaking out over her showing back up alive LMAO. Meow meow can't catch a fuckin' break with this man.

Now I'm wondering how a few other primarchs would react to something similar though

Sanguinius and his sons in mourning and his dead wife just shows back up like "Why did you bury me alive?!" completely unaware she DIED.

Perturabo's shitass sons being like "I told you it was a waste of time!" and then the horror of realizing they didn't escape their step-mom after all.

I'd assume all the primarchs would try to find out what the fuck happened, and maybe go to Malcador for information once they start drawing blanks? Idk.

Fulgrim would so cute, just hyped as fuck. "I have a wife? That won't get old and die before me?? I don't have to lose this one???" Bonus points if she's the last one he was going to marry because he got too heartbroken seeing his wives get old and die over and over 😫 the queen and her corgis vibe forreal

I can't really figure out Mortarion even though he's one of my faves. On one hand, WITCH!! On the other hand,he'd be so relieved the One Good Thing in his life isn't actually gone forevet..

Oh my g o d. Lorgar. Thefucking goddess shit would go CRAZY. Kor Phaeron slamming his head against a wall because he thought he finally WON. HOW DID SHE DO THAT? Some of his followers getting spooked about being rid of her because s u r e l y it was the Powers who orchestrated such a miracle... So maybe she is meant to be here? Uh oh.

Guilliman is another one I'm just like ????. All I can think of, is he'd quietly go find Emps/Malcador and be like "whattheFUCK? explain?please?how?"

It might be because I'm heavily sedated but it's all sO funny to think about. Some legions quietly rejoicing because The Distraction is gone and shejust. Comes back 😭

But can you imagine the parties thrown by the ones who really loved their legion mothers?! And you thought theFUNERAL was extravagant..

Im not sure what time it is there but I hope you slept well and have a good morning! Sorry forcthis stream of consciousness garbage by theway LOL but you always have such cool takes on things I couldnt help muself

This a joy to read friend, I have nothing to add.

Lorgar in particular with a perpetual beloved would be fucking INSANE. His whole religious trauma would be going wild as well as even some of the more apprehensive Word Bearers might be a bit more, respectful.

Imaging Vulkan's wife ends up coming back a few weeks after they desperately mourned her loss, and it's time for the galaxy's largest hug. They form a line.

[lunarnekomancer]

Corgi Pebble Paw-paganda

If you know me, you'd know that I've spread this to many helpless players who were just unfortunate enough to be in a game of Dandy's World with me when I was feeling exceptionally yappy. Without further delay, here are some reasons:

Herding has many parallels to DW kiting, especially when you take into account Pebble's active ability, as barking and running around their targets are common methods used by sheepdogs to keep the herd in line. What I mean is that kiters are basically shepherds, except the sheep in question are more murderous and (hopefully) don't get foot rot.

Pebble is shown to be very vocal and intelligent, being able to understand complex conversation (this is shown in most, if not all of his elevator voicelines), these being some of the most prominent traits in sheepdogs.

If we take into account Twisted Pebble, then a lot of the traits he exhibits resemble that of untrained corgis (their high prey drive will be uncontrolled, they will become much more territorial as opposed to a well-trained & socialized corgi's relative friendliness). This point is also partially influenced by the fact that my country is currently trying to train a corgi to become a K9 mostly for detection (the corgi has a bit of an advantage for searching small spaces for certain items). He's called Fuzai and the photos of him patrolling are incredibly funny please go see them it will make your entire day i BEG YOU PLEASE

Last but not least, they're both fucking short. This one is self explanatory.

'But Morgen there's literally two types of corgis' yeah I've also considered that. In the end, I have decided that Pebble is specifically a Cardigan Welsh Corgi, and not a Pembroke Welsh Corgi.

One of Pebble's most prominent characteristics is his massive, wagging tail. Although both types of corgis can have bushy, waggy tails, Cardigan Welsh Corgis excel a bit more in the tail department due to Pembroke Welsh Corgis either a, are often born with shorter tails, b, get their tails docked either as tradition or to conform to the breed standard.

This one is more grasping-at-straws than it is clear logic, but Pebble is, after all, still a pebble. (Or multiple pebbles, depending on whether his eyes, legs and tail count as independent pebbles.) He's grey. While I don't completely reject the possibilities of grey Pembrokes, more often than not, they...aren't grey. If anything, they resemble freshly baked bread loaves more than a geode of any kind. On the other hand...

Look at this sweet, sweet pup and his beautiful coat. The colouring is more akin to a rock, with its multitude of greys and the slightest hint of tawny from erosion and the sand on the ground. That's what a 'Pebble' should look like.

Oh, and one piece of very important news:

I got Pebble a day or two ago! Which now means that I now officially own all mains in the game. 'But Morgen weren't you bitching about how you hated doing Toodles mastery' As it turns out, Extraction Toodles isn't so bad. I can manage + work pretty well with veemote + magnifying glass and let lower stealth toons do all the dirty work aka get chased/j (I've also 100% all Twisteds' research but that's not the point okay the point is that I have a dog that I can use to bark at people in the lobby with)

[chussyracing]

The funniest comments on "tell my some funny F1 rumour or make up one on spot" question:

one of them actually have some sort of brain (ik it sounds ridiculous but i swear)

Alain Prost had a boyfriend

Nicholas Latifi has signed for Red Bull, Max has taken maternity leave

Alex Albon and LIly had a threesome with Paris Hilton

idk lando likes to lick hot sauce off of people's toes ????????

I'm still kinda laid out on the rumour that Lando impregnated his problematic af not-girlfriend, so like. Where do we go from here

Oscar smells like mildew

I heard the real tripod is Esteban and that's why he and Pierre fell out

helmut marko personally tucks max into bed on race weekends

Pierre Gasly failed hair transplant

In order to be grener, the FIA are planning on banning engines. Cars will be *wind* powered from 2030. They intend to televise a baked bean eating competition between the drivers before the race.

Lando had group sex before Miami and he's convinced that's why he got his first win

George Russell needs to be completely naked in order to take a shit

Lewis Hamilton doesn't believe in the moon landing (not even a rumor, George flat out said this in an interview 😭)

Charles has laser hair removal on his chest

Pierre DEFINITELY shaved his head in preparation for a hair transplant but he'll gaslight us all into believing it never happened

lando paid 1mil for his new Instagram name

sebastian vettel fucked sebastien loeb and made incest jokes about it

Taylonso true in my heart and I knew someone who believed it

Roscoe has a George Russell hate account

Charles Leclerc has slept with Damiano David, Kungs, Daniel Ricciardo (vegas baby), and Sebastian Vettel

what if i said its all just one big polyamorous relationship. very toxic. 0/10 stars.

carlos sainz is gearing up to start his own fragnance line but when he shoots his frist instagram live promoting it it will be obvious he has not smelled it before and it will make him visibly gag

lance strolls website through the wayback machine is the same website he used for his bar mitzvah rsvps, idk how to use the wayback machine so i have no way of verifying this

Lewis sleeping with Rihanna

charles is ace ace baby

Lance Stroll is actually shumi 2.0 he just doesn't wanna embarrass Fernando

the real reason carlos signed with williams is because he was scared of james vowles' continuous attempts to wine and dine him

lance and esteban had a threesome with mick

Charles Lecelrc got a BBL in 2024 now in 2025 he got breast augmentation. Source? Look at the photos mannnn.

George Russell transforms into a corgi on the full moon

Charles turns into a mouse nightly

Lando is getting leg lenghthening surgery

BONUS:

[newtonsheffield]

Oh my god. I decided to reread Country Roads Take Me Home and I forgot how emotional I get at their “goodbye for now” scene where Anthony Bear isn’t 100% confident in himself. 😭 adore them

He was just so scared, because he loved Kate so much already and he didn’t want himself to believe that she would actually come back for him because if she didn’t, it would have devastated him emotionally.

But really, all he thought about during those days was Kate. He thought about how she left a pair of jeans folded in his chest of drawers, and her rain Mac is still hung on the coat rack next to his. He loves that. But it also hurts. Because it feels like she intends to come back. She’s left some of her things with him, and she tells him she’ll see him soon every day while they sit on the phone together at night. He lays under his baby blanket in front of the fire that still smells a little bit like her from the nights they spent tucked under there together.

“I miss you.”

Anthony’s chest ached as he lay there under the blanket, “You wouldn’t miss it here now, it’s too cold, Muffin.”

He saw Kate roll her eyes on the screen, “I miss you, Bear. I mean I’m sure it’s beautiful there but I more miss your cute little face.”

Anthony felt himself blush, “I um… well you can see my face now.”

“It’s not the same.” Kate hummed, “I miss how warm you are and how your arms wrapped around me, and I miss your laugh. I miss that funny huff noise that you make and I just… a fucking miss everything about you, Anthony.”

He tried to swallow the lump in his throat, envious of how easy it seemed for her, to share how she felt but his words still came out awkward, “Yeah I um… I really… I just love you, Kate. And I just… I miss you being here.”

“Desecration of the peace and all?”

“Desecration of the peace, corgi and all.”

[cats-and-confusion]

I have no idea if I've asked you before but here we go! Your PA headcanons! Please dump them on me!

SO YOU HAVE CHOSEN DEATH

Ok ok ok so. I'll go by order of character. Some of them may or may not be mutually exclusive

Olive

A god (of halloween and the dead) similar to those in 90%s other game, Cool Kid Cody. Essentially they can canonically see the hearts above people's heads and are aware of the time shenanigans - they just say the same things each time so that outcomes are predictable. They don't mind dying, and the player is a power they contacted with magic. Theoretically at the end of each game they make a little pocket space in the clouds where they hang out with their friends in semi-god form, but also it's more fun to think no one knows (except patches but that'll be explored in his section). It's even FUNNER to think that they're not keeping it particularly secret, it's just that no one has asked so they didn't say anything. Olive is the shortest aside from Angel. Their house is in the god realm which means in the normal realm they're technically homeless which is why Coco had trouble contacting them in PA2.

Brownie

A chubby lil' corgi. Goes to parties and has a somewhat rough relationship with her parents because she keeps going off and doing things. Her family's rich. She paid for the milkshakes at the end of PA1. She's only marginally taller than Olive. She's a great negotiator, and has the best danger-meter of the group. She could be a powerful manipulator but really just prefers to be funny and cool. Has lots of connections. Might grow up to be a lawyer-

Sparky

Sports guy!!! Plays hockey but also does track and baseball. Has a sports scholarship. Tall as fuck (taller than Patches, even) and is constantly restless, balanced out by the sports. Known as the humble cool dude in his team. The guy you'd trust to hold your drink. Has good self-restraint and strong morals, but is not immune to temptation. Fairly good self-esteem, usually.

Coco

Such an older sister. Values honesty and reliability - would keep a promise if it killed her. Naturally volatile, but likes being kind and getting compliments. Her love language is gift-giving. She pays the bills by doing magic jobs. Her parents are dead (rip) and Angel is all she has, and the main thing she lives for. Before murdering Hachiko High, after finding out Angel was dead, she cried for six hours straight before wrecking her kitchen and crying for 12 more hours.

Angel

He has an inferior twink body and used to wear his hair in a braid. He has low blood sugar and has trouble eating, but Coco helps him. He likes sweets and books and blueberries. He's bi for men and enbies. He has memory problems from being resurrected, and mourns all of himself that he's forgotten. Prone to cute things.

Patches

His mom is dead and his dad fucking sucks so he likes to stay at Olive's house. The first time he went to their house was right after PA2 when he was in Angel's body and collared, which was also when he found out Olive is a god. Olive made him have fun and take care of himself. He hated it. Still has a craving for blood, and each of his friends have a different way of helping him with it. Sparky likes to spar, Angel urges him to write, Brownie gives him snacks (eat a snickers you're not you when you're hungry), Coco beats the shit out of him, and Olive hugs him until he feels better. On a few occasions when Olive has accidentally gotten hurt, Patches has drank their blood. Olive is okay with this. Patches listens to mother mother.

Let me know if you want me to elaborate on some things or ramble about other characters I'm so fucking excited by this game

[botanicallyinclinednerd]

Sara and Mick helping Ray, RAY, steal one of the queen's corgi's all without him realizing that Sara is even there and thinking that Mick's just super smart and Ray's just super lucky is so fucking funny.

[nonegenderleftpain]

Hey Jewish and trans allies playing Hogwarts Legacy. These are the people you are aligning yourself with.

There is so much more of this, but it didn't occur to me to start screencapping until I'd blocked a dozen or more blogs. These are the people you are joining while enjoying this game. This kind of hatred and gleeful terrorizing of the Jewish community is what you are endorsing by engaging with this game. I'm done telling people how to feel about this, or how much it hurts us. How terrifying it is to see people say "you SHOULD feel unsafe" when we express our discomfort with the popularization of this Nazi imagery. I'm not going to be addressing it anymore.

But I am going to ask you - is this what you want? Is this who you want to agree with? Is this behavior what you want to condone? Because internalizing and finding enjoyment in a game that reskinned and joked about pogroms and Jewish annihilation puts you in line with these people. You reinforce what @official-corgi-account said - that we should feel unsafe. That it's good if we do.

That doesn't seem like allyship to me.

(Goyim, if you want to discuss and unpack your discomfort with and conflicting feelings about learning this information, I will give you space to do so in my DMs. Send me a couple bucks and I will happily sit down and help you deconstruct/educate you on the history of Nazi propaganda, but I will not do it for free. I am too tired and disabled to do that. We can talk about it and I will give you space to grieve in private but I will not tolerate it on this post or anywhere else. Discomfort about your privilege and spreading of/engaging in Nazi propaganda is not the job of my fellow Jewish followers to see. I am offering. They are not.)

EDIT: IMAGE ID

FIRST IMAGE - Screenshot from a post from @theglitchywriterboi, as a response to someone supporting and promoting Hogwarts Legacy: Bruh shut the fuck uppppp. JKR activity promotes hate towards us & uses the money she makes to donate to things that harm us & Jewish people have talked about the PLETHORA of antisemitism throughout the game. [Also their tags are gross]

Response to @theglitchywriterboi from @official-corgi-account : Good. You should feel unsafe.

SECOND IMAGE - Post from @direwolf-distributor : Me when my purchase of a video game helps fund Dark Lord Rowling's anti-trans death squads

Beneath is a picture of a woman jumping happily in a field.

A response from @havocnoodlesoup : This is so funny

END ID.

[w0rped-moss]

Uuuhhh I know some of these SCPs but not all of them, can you tell me their numbers? Thank you!

funny blob (SCP-999 “The Tickle Monster”): orange slime that loves you and is nice to you

the plague doctor (SCP-049 “The Plague Doctor”): doctor that tries to cure “the pestilence” but usually ends up killing people. I just think he’s neat :D

yet another murder monster (SCP-5031 “Yet Another Murder Monster”): I’m not gonna summarize this one because it’s genuinely one of my favorite pieces of short fiction ever and EVERYONE should read it.

the big fucking scary angel (SCP-001 (Dr. Clef’s Proposal) “The Gate Guardian”): giant Angel with a flaming sword that evaporates you instantly. it guards some kind of gate, presumably to heaven or the garden of Eden or something

long corgi (SCP-2952 “C.O.R.G.I”): a 30,000 kilometer long corgi that functions as a train system for tiny 3 centimeter tall people

the toaster that you can only refer to in the first person (SCP-426 “I am a toaster”): I can only be referred to in the first person. I think I’m a very funny scp, despite the thing about me causing people to harm themselves in order to become more like a toaster, but that’s standard scp bullshit

the regenerating cake (SCP-871 “Self-Replicating Cake”): cake that replicates itself every day and could theoretically end the world

the one that’s Literally Just the reader (SCP-3393 “For Your Eyes Only”): where the reader is the anomaly that attempts to find and alter any record of itself

the lizard that hates you (SCP-682 “Hard to Destroy Reptile”): giant lizard that wants to kill you so bad and can’t die

HONORABLE MENTIONS (the two I couldn’t justify):

SCP-963: ok look I KNOW he’s a meme and he’s earned his reputation as a meme but I think a lot of scp writers lean too hard on Dr Bright as a force of chaos and fuckery when he can actually be a really interesting character if you. do something with him. Like hehe silly man but also the inherent horror of immortality. Like Bright being sillygoofy is great and I think it’s good but sometimes that darker part kinda gets thrown away yknow. I put this down here because aside from its connection to Bright, SCP-963 isn’t super interesting tbh. All the cool things about it are connected to Bright, who tends to be a very hit or miss (and somewhat controversial) character from what I’ve seen.

SCP-021-J “Evil Water Bottle”: I love evil water bottle it makes me giggle every time I see it. the discourse this thing started is legendary. it’s a joke scp but it’s real to me. evil :(

[xplrvibes]

can we talk about the new react channel vid? oh my god, that was so funny for no reason. my favorite part was when they played red door yellow door. it was so funny how it was like we were inside colby's mind. i think besides the fnaf vid, that's my favorite one.

Sure! I just finished watching it and I have a few thoughts.

First of all, Colby applied that bright fucking red Jessica Rabbit lipstick with all the confidence in the world and I love that for him.

But also...I don't get the premise or purpose of the first game at all. That confused the fuck out of me lol.

The third game was...interesting. Colby's brain is an interesting place. And it feels like he was just making shit up for 99% of it but the camera thing at the end was a weird coincidence....which in turn makes me wonder in and if itself cause whether he was just rambling shit off or not, he kinda did something there.

I found the concept of Sam having to film Colby face traipsing around in his mind hilarious. Award winning actor, ol Corgi Book will never be 🤣.

I actually think if they sat down and did that seriously, not fucking around just for fun, they'd get some crazy results. But it was fun to watch them half-ass it, at any rate!

[folklauerate]

hiya big royals au fan over here and i'm wondering if you'd be so kind as to drop some fig and newton headcanons for us!

Omg I'm HONORED that you're a royals au fan, I'm TOUCHED that you've read my work 😫😫😫🤌🏼🤌🏼🤌🏼*

Fig and Newton headcanons--I HAVE SO MANY, THANKS FOR ASKING!

They are literally best friends, like BEST FUCKING FRIENDS! Neither of Anthony and Kate's other dogs loves them as much as they love each other; Roger is too old and the cats just like to sleep with him, and Albert thinks he is a human and doesn't deign to interact with the corgis. As a result, Fig and Newton are happily allowed to be obsessed with each other

Newton knows that Kate is pregnant. Fig does not because he is not very smart! He figures it out when his mom has a very large belly and he and Newton can't both fit on her lap

Baby Edmund is obsessed with these two. Newton, who is two years older than Fig, and therefore An Adult TM, is very gentle and lets Edmund hold his tail and crawl. Fig needs to be reminded by Newton that he has to be gentle, but he likes to lick Edmund's hands and nap with him

Miles, who is a chaos baby the moment he comes out, gets along with Fig like a house on fire. I'm talking this puppy aids and abets this toddler into doing anything. They'll chase each other around the halls of Highgrove House or Clarence House, they go everywhere together, Miles will throw food off his highchair because Newton does funny little jumps and eats it, and they basically give Kate, Anthony, Mary, and their staff a headache

For their first Halloween, Kate dresses Fig and Newton up as Ewoks. She goes as General Leia, Anthony is Han Solo, and Baby Edmund (just barely a month old) is Yoda lol

Fig is allergic to poultry

Newton once ate hot gravel from when Kate and Anthony were getting the road up to Highgrove House redone. He was fine!

Newton also once tried to eat an entire chicken bone and Kate had to reach into his mouth and pull it out (as dog owners often do)

Occasionally, Albert will allow Fig to come cuddle with him. He has a soft spot for him, but don't tell anyone

Miles once almost crushed Fig by attempting to ride him like a horse (Fig had no idea he was going to d word, he was just vibing)

Fig and Newton are so popular with the British public that they get their own special Buckingham Palace mugs, plates, and other souvenirs

After Kate gets Fig, corgi sales skyrocket across the UK. People are obsessed with the Queen and her corgis (lol)

After Kate and Anthony get engaged, and take their official engagement portraits, Newton wanders into the room their in, and interrupts the session, demanding pets from them. The photographer takes candids, and those photos go viral; Kate and Anthony laughing and cooing over this ridiculous rotund corgi

Kate insists Newton be in some of their official wedding portraits--again, those photos go viral

Royals often get official paintings done of them. For his fifth birthday, Anthony commissions Ben to paint one of Fig and Newton

*on a very real note, I am touched, everyday, that Leaf betas this for me, and read over all my chapters and writing before I even asked her to beta and just had a panic spiral that my writing sucked and wanted her to look over things before I posted :,) I love you so very much, Miss Leaf! I am so grateful for you and so grateful that I can trust you with my rough drafts and messy concepts and wild ideas and that you take the time to listen to me! <3

[dogttpurmament]

Prelims group 4

Pavlov's dogs: Historical dogs, very hungry

Atticus: From Infinity train, Welsh corgi, very cute and with the very nice title of King of and uniter of the Cardigans and Pembrokes

Shippeitaro: Historical dog from a fairy tale. Destroyer of evil spirits and saviour of humans. Very good boy in general

Isis: Lab!!!! Lab from Downtown Abby. She's so loyal and friendly!! Perfect friend.

Jackie: Tumblr user's awesome dog!! Here's the pictures!!

Max: From the little mermaid! Boat dog and very loyal!! So fluffy and gets wet so he looks really funny. Good boy

African wild dog: Have you seen them??? If you're cold they're cold. Lemme take one home pls I promise it won't bite me

Hangman: From fantasy high. This time the misspelling was not my fault for once!!! Hellhound possessing a motorcycle which is fucking awesome. I want one too

[ashleybenlove]

Smidvarg getting on Johann’s back and acting all creepy is so fucking funny.

I love you, corgi-sized dragon.