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Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.
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she is so special to me
#i need to gpose the new reaper glam but#i still have to get the summoner manderville weapon#i need to finish the bozja questline#i still havent finished the nier quests#i havent finished any of the gatherer questlines despite miner at 90 & fisher almost at 80 (& botanist at 65)#and the combat jobs#and crafting#and why does this game have so much shit to do#i also still have not gotten past rank 7 on my island#NOT TO MENTION the duties i havent unlocked#maybe ill gpose reaper tomorrow#maybe#do i regret transitioning my bunny boy. no actually#next time theres a sale ill probably get more fantasias just to go back & forth#fantasias are canon & ziero is genderfluid <3#i like playing dress up. thats literally it. the whole reason i used to think i was wlw was because of aesthetic attraction#bc i think women are very pretty and i like putting them in silly little outfits. but then i get she/her'ed in msq too much & go back#i have one fantasia left which im saving for 6.4#but ill probably go back after#i should draw fem ziero..#will i ever gpose anywhere that isnt lapis. no probably not#i am once again asking for explorer mode alliance raids
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beastmaster erenville 🙏
i don't really care for designing outfits so i just tweaked the gleaner fit. as you can see my research into other ff bst looks didn't help, but they were kind of funny
#i think it would be rly good as a combat job for him bc he can still just stand aside on a rock and not be actually involved#ffxiv#erenville#meteor finalfantasy#warrior of light#wol#erenville x wol
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pre angelic revelation, the hotel crew goes looking for Vaggie about some managerial thing and regularly finds her kickboxing in a spare room, beating the crap out of a dummy dressed up in an exorcist's gear and mask
a totally normal way to blow off steam, and one that they sometimes also find Charlie spectating at-
("Aren't you supposed to be against all this violence and shit?" - "Yes! But no actual exorcists are being hurt during this stress relief slash training session! So it's OK!" - "Yeah right. And you think your girlfriend looks hot punching stuff huh." - "Hm? Sorry Husk, I wasn't listening- what did you say?" - "......")
which all well and good!
until AFTER the angelic revelation.....
Charlie: "Vaggie. Please don't tell me that's actually YOUR exorcist armor."
Vaggie: "...."
Charlie: "Don't say you've been punching your old exorcist mask, imagining your own face under it."
Vaggie: "......"
Charlie: "I do NOT want to hear that you've been beating up on your past self this entire time- while I was watching! -and using punishing yourself by proxy as a way to cope when you're stressing over feeling like you're not doing enough here and now."
Vaggie: "........."
Charlie: "Vaggie why aren't you SAYING anything!?"
Vaggie: "You told me not to!"
Charlie: "ARGH!!!!"
post revelation, Husk goes looking for Vaggie in the training room like usual, and finds her standing helplessly in front of the exorcist training dummy as a tearful Charlie clings protectively to it with a full body hug
husk decides restocking the bar can wait. he's not getting paid enough to deal with This
#hazbin hotel#vaggie#charlie morningstar#chaggie#incorrect quotes#husk hazbin hotel#silly headcanons#listen hotel battle vaggie was great at unarmed combat she HAD to be training SOMEWHERE and with SOMETHING#like maaaaybe#that pile of exorcist gear she knew exactly how to find#the idea of charlie getting protective of Past!Vaggie tickles me#no one is allowed to beat vaggie up over who she used to be#not even vaggie!!!#meanwhile husk will NOT touch this gay drama until they start paying extra for his day job as the hotel counselor#good for him
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girls are so awesome
#ID in alt text#roblox#regretevator#ITS GOT ME IN ITS GRIPS ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH ARGH#I like these two. they are funny#bive#split#spive#spive regretevator#bive regretevator#split regretevator#I COULDNT FIT SPLITS TAIL SORRY. CAN YOU EVER FORGIVE ME#I'm 18 now so I have to amp up the silliness to combat the Old. its my job
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yall are about to piss me off by not having any PASSING basic knowledge of the way the u.s. military manipulates its recruits into joining by typing up one of your uninformed, unresearched, unempathetic, individualistic, unbelievably annoying posts about how 100% of the people in the military ended up there because they just Love America So Damn Much! they're extremely mature and informed at time of recruitment, they can totally leave anytime they want, they totally had tons of other avenues in life they could've taken, there was no rush at all to get income as fast as possible, and everyone in the military also totally is part of the combat divisions and personally enjoys being IN the military very much, big believers of violence. everyone in the military is shooting guns all day, that's how that works. they LOVE BLOODSHED. also I love the "amewicans haha" twang to this type of shit because you're actually TOTALLY stealing our Thing, which is turning systemic issues into Individual Issues. Instead of talking about the powers that be, it's so Personal Choice up in here. It's, "well you shouldn't have done it then. I totally wouldn't because I know better." you don't wanna talk about the military industrial complex as a whole, and you don't want to talk about recruiters, you just want to pin the blame on Specific Individual People one-by-one, as if they're responsible for the system that they're being ground up in. someone was in the military? bad person, no matter what. it's easier to believe that, I guess, than to acknowledge that Normal People (with high school educations) are manipulated and incentivized into joining a system that is Bad. at like age 18. but yeah no that 18 year old should have just been smarter lol haha anyway here are some screenshots for no particular reason
side note this reply of someone going "umm just get loans and go into a high paying field it's easy XD" as a direct response to someone trying to explain how most americans joining the military are being funneled in that direction out of a need for money.
and another person who Decided that americans join the military just CLENCHING their teeth thinking of other people, and not thinking completely selfishly about their own selves and their own income/housing/healthcare.
#I had a longer post w more bullshit in it but ukw nobody's even gonna read THIS one. so.#dumb ass cunts seriously LMAO just the individualism of it all....#we're all just selectively forgetting that most people join the military straight out of high school / after failing to kickstart#their lives so they don't know shit yet and they are categorically not educated and don't have money#you NEED money and have been groomed by recruiters ALREADY into believing this is#The Best and Only to make a survivable amount of money without a college education-- bc they can't afford college btw#and they don't want to take on student debt either bc everyone already knows what a big fuckeroo that is#recruiters WILL DO ANYTHING TO GET YOU TO JOIN. they will KEEP CALLING YOU. they'll answer your questions#to make it sound like this is going to be a GREAT life decision. you can get all KINDS of jobs (true)#they love to say the thing about how only about 15% of the military will actually see combat in any way#they love to list all the jobs where you will literally just be working at an office or a pharmacy or in tech etc etc etc#the recruiters are offering housing healthcare steady pay and BONUSES if you sign on for longer.#so you let your guard down because you were so scared of the actual fighting. BECAUSE YOU'RE 18 IN THIS SCENARIO BTW.#you cunts will not meet anyone who hates the military as much as people who are NOW DONE working in the military#you don't know enough when they get you and then either you stay placated by the benefits or you scramble away as fast as possible#the number one military haters are people who know what goes on bc they already did it#source: I LIVE NEXT TO A MILITARY BASE LMAO PEOPLE HATE IT HERE!! they are NORMAL PEOPLE#I need you to get it into your head that the people committing atrocities in war were NORMAL when they joined#and that for every person in the military who's actively shedding blood there's 20 who do PAPERWORK#and they both are being put in the same category by you!! and they are BOTH being controlled by the same system!!#sergle.txt#I hate yall I really do.
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those who know
(all characters [or things] are either characters i kin or am kinsidering)
#tf2#tf2 scout#polybius#pAInter#painter pressure#scraps#scraps dandys world#owackx#lime sprunki#regretevator turret#infected regretevator#monkey d. luffy#luffy#junkrat#junkrat overwatch#leon kuwata#benatar#marmalo luzz jr#blitz#blitz pressure#dan vs#dan vs dan#tricky the clown#tricky madness combat#deimos#deimos madness combat#tccc protagonist#transcendental cha cha cha protagonist#brett hand#brett inside job
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i'm having hyperfixation drought so i did what i did best and created a crossover episode
#trafficblr#life series#hermitcraft#qsmp#the drought's been crazy i had to make qsmp x life series/hermitcraft you don't understand i literally had to#i literally cannot tag all of the cubitos without going over the limit so i'm gonna use them to rant about these doodles instead#when i tell you that i think dl!pearl would've loved tilín i'm telling you i think she would've LOVED them like.#something about just wanting to find love at every turn but feeling unwanted spdihgpisadhfpa. and also tilín's name is similar to tilly LOL#the jelly egg is just like if the double life jelly pandas were just an egg that scar loves with all his heart and grian reluctantly accept#i think out of all the duos in qsmp. the one i would want to see in the dl soumate premise the most is slimeriana. it's the dysfunctionalit#i made a post in the past about pac and tango being my fav cubitos bcs they were both crazy cartoonish and like scientists#but it kinda felt like a disservice to leave mike and zedaph out because to me they're argubly crazier and more cartoonish#missa and tim are paired bcs i just really wanted an excuse to draw the wet cats and it just so happened they both have relations to death#skizz and jaiden as the lawyers who were SHOCKINGLY good at their jobs like they cooked with that one#(was also gonna draw joe and roier as bad lawyers but i was running outta steam)#someone's already made a post about grian and (el) quackity and their eye entities so not much elaboration needed there#fit and etho just give the same vibe to be as a dude who has a reputation and is well-known and seems intimidating#i also made fit's arms way too skinny and i don't like it...but i'm not gonna go back and change it now i spent embarassingly long on this#but then his silliness is brought out by The Narrative#foolish and bdubs is one of my favorite drawings because i just knew i wanted to highlight the silly height difference#just realized they're also both god-like figures at least at some point#cellbit and rendog. cat and dog and lore. enough said about their connection.#i couldn't decide who fit etoiles combat hungry anime protagonist vibe best bcs martyn was originally paired with him#but i wanted martyn with phil so i went with my second options: joel and gem#i couldn't draw them mid rage but essentially the title is derived from “WHO KILLED EMPANADA” and “do me a favor. die for me.”#philza minecraft and martyn inthelittlewood. they feel like twins but one is evil (it's martyn)#SOMETHING I FORGOT THAT I WISH I ADDED: BBH AND BIGB AS THE ENTITIES WHO LIE. I HATE MYSELF HOW COULD I FORGET THAT#if i were to pair impulse with someone it would be tubbo? either him or scar would've been with tubbo#and then lizzie i just did not know who i wanted to pair her with. no one really does it like her in my opinion#scott's someone i also had no idea who to put him with he's just so...him...
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ok before i go to bed. modern au firefighter mavuika. that is all thanks for coming to the ted talk
#sev.screams#mavuika#now hear me out. what other job is this self sacrificial#+ mavuika is all about saving people rather than seeking combat#also maybe i wanna see her in a form fitting white t shirt that shows off her arms what about it#does this make the rest of the natlan squad firefighters ??? kinda. i think itd be funny
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born to want to draw more hank forced to be employed full time
#these are just somequick sleepy ones from last night but god i really do miss drawing madcom#just rewatched the series a couple days ago so its on the mind but god my job is sucking the life out of me#i wanna draw more of everyone too my 2b design is begging to be revisited#madcom hank#madness combat hank#madcom#madness combat#doodles
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hades fandom dash osmosis had me kind of thinking that than and zag were the nicer friends to lovers romance and that meg was the mean dominatrix type but in my playthrough I've found that meg is distantly polite and than is openly a tsundere bitch. ok
#like they're both clearly pissed at you but when you talk to them#meg will be like. “i have a job I need to be focusing on 😐”#and than will be like “TCH🙄 why are you even TALKING to me????🙄🙄🙄 you're planning on LEAVING ANYWAY.🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨”#worth noting that than is the one actually trying to help you whereas meg's job is to kick your ass. so#anyway I love them I can't wait to have my toxic polycule#“hades is a combat focused roguelike game about escaping the underworld and finding out where your mother went” WRONG.#it's a bisexual romance visual novel<333#hades#hades game#thanatos hades#megaera hades#thanzag#megzag#I love having to guess at ship names here this is great#thanzagmeg
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Project aces tried out a lot of things in AC7 that I wasn't necessarily the biggest fan of but an AWACS that fucking hates you was a great idea.
#they could never make me hate you Bandog#love how much you could tell he hates his job from audio alone#wish they brought him back for a mission while you were part of the lrssg#ace combat#ace combat 7#bandog#bandog ace combat
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he gets a kiss as a reward when he comes back home in one piece
#madness combat#madcom#2bdamned#hank j wimbleton#2bhank#i have to leave in 5 minutes to go to my job#but needed to get this up first#my art
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#miscs-doodles#path to nowhere#ptn#ptn emp#ptn hecate#i wonder about the hs students and lower in the mbcc. what happens to them like are they stuck there for life#are they taking classes that aren't related to combat??? are they allowed to take up other jobs?????#i just picked these two since they're on my team😭👍
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Arguably the Most Powerful Trio in the Jurassic franchise.
#they pair up so naturally together#yaz with her speed and resolve#sammy with her strength and ingenuity#and ben with his...everything#courage...combat skills...dexterity...pyromania...animal husbandry...allyship...driver's license...paranoia...carefree attitude...#who can stop them?#they're gonna survive a straight-up HIT JOB#there are paid professionals whose mission is going to be “Kill these three in particular” and they're going to come out on top#ben pincus#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#also a reminder that sammy is absolutely wanted as a person of interest in the death of her neighbor
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Generally it's a good rule of thumb to assume that people are interacting with you in good faith and don't have sufficient motive to fuck with you or interest in attempting to. There's some effort required to do that and most would have no reason to expend it. There are of course certain social environments and workplaces where Lies & Manipulation are elevated to Olympic sports, but most neurotypical people don't fare well in those situations either. Whether or not I ought to be considered "neurotypical" is debatable, but spending seven years at an all-girls prep school would make just about anyone who isn't a Vanderbilt feel like a feckless space alien, and the inscrutable minutiae of Upper Class Social Mores are basically purpose-built to identify and exclude outsiders. The upside of Gossip Girl Gladiator School is that I can turn on the poise, propriety, and charisma like a switch. The downside is something approximating PTSD.
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