#and the boys being SHOOKETH

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

Im cyring n shaking i cna’t omg Even if they aren’t end game at least confirm Yuna is in love with Nari TT0TT you can’t kieep playing wiht my heart like this TT0TT

[lees-chaotic-brain]

How would jjk men react to reader being pregnant with quadruplets?

Feat. Gojo, Yuta, Inumaki, Nanami, Megumi, Itadori (all characters are aged up)

Note: I did headcanons for this request because there were so many characters I wanted to include, and it would get a little boring to write the same scenario out in a full fledged fic like seven times. However, if there are one or two that you want me to turn into proper fics lmk!! I had to do research on pregnancy for this bc it's been awhile since my high school health class

CW: pregnancy, implied thoughts of abortion ig, mentions of fear regarding labor, AFAB reader bc, yk, pregnancy, one singular swear word

Word Count: 1.2k

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Gojo

I feel like Gojo would think you were joking at first, and wouldn’t believe you until you got frustrated and he finally realized you were being for real. He would have mixed emotions. On one hand, he was excited to have a big family and a house full of laughter and love. On the other hand, he was afraid, because more babies meant more defenseless mini-people for him to protect.

He had only known that he was going to be a father of quadruplets a few minutes ago, but he already knew that it would destroy him if he ever lost one of them. That he would gladly give his life for them. And then there was the matter of you. He already knew that childbirth was difficult for women, but quadruplets?? Childbirth was something that even he couldn’t protect you from and that terrified him. 

After a serious discussion in which he made sure you were okay with the added risks and you continuously reassured him that this was what you wanted, he settled down and began imagining a future for your family. Until he realized that he would have to share your love with four little gremlins who would surely take after their clingy father. Then it suddenly seemed less appealing.

Yuta

Baby boy would be shooketh. Because he’s sorry please don’t be mad at him and oh you’re not mad at him and the two of you are having quadruplets well technically you are but he’s the dad and oh god what if he’s not good at being a dad and-

You would have to calm him down as he fell into a downward spiral. Once you had properly reassured him, and he had fully absorbed the information he was ecstatic. He has always wanted a big family, and together the two of you were making that dream come true. Cuddling up to you he would thank you for loving him and gifting him with the many kids he had always dreamed of having.

He for sure would be the type to rub your stomach and whisper sweet nothings to the growing babies in your womb, telling them how much daddy loves them and how excited he is to meet them.

He would also start baby-proofing every square inch of your house before you had even started your second trimester.

Inumaki

He would be in shock. Because he put- wait how many??? babies in you. There was no way he heard you right. There was no way that you were pregnant with quadruplets. Because, wait, he didn't sign up for this! Yeah, he wanted tons of kids, but four babies at a time was a lot. And the strain it would have on your body was concerning as well. 

After he stopped opening and closing his mouth as he gaped at you, he managed to organize his thoughts. First he wanted to make sure you even wanted that many kids because, well, it wouldn’t be easy to give birth to or take care of that many. Once you had reassured him that you were, in fact, sure that you wanted to go through with the pregnancy and that you were prepared for whatever the future held for your not-so-little family he took a moment to process his own emotions.

At first he was conflicted. Sure he was excited, but he held his own private reservations. What if something went wrong during labor? What if he wasn’t cut out to be the parent of one kid, let alone four. But as the months sped by and your stomach grew, the anticipation grew, until one day he let go of any and all trepidation and allowed himself to be optimistic.

He also bought tons of matching onesies for the whole family.

Nanami

Ever the responsible adult and caring husband, first he sat you down and had a serious discussion about the pros and cons of having quadruplets, and whether or not the risks were worth it. Deep down he was thrilled, but he wanted to make sure the two of you were on the same page and understood what continuing meant.

Once the two of you had established you were going to see this through, and it was something the two of you wanted his planning would begin. First came the research. He thoroughly educated himself on everything regarding pregnancy, learning everything he needed to do to ensure your comfort and the healthy birth of his children.

Expect a special diet plan that fulfills the needs of you and your unborn children in the healthiest way possible, essential oil massages, weekly check-ups starting your second trimester, vitamin gummies and more.

He also would begin saving up because raising four children would be expensive. Would for sure have a whole financial plan set up and college savings accounts set up for each of his children within a week of his learning.

Megumi

Honestly, he wouldn’t have super strong feelings about it. He wanted to be a dad, but he didn’t care if it was one, four, or one hundred. He just wanted to have kids with you, and beyond that as long as you were happy he was too. 

So when you told him, his only response was asking you what you thought about it. When you told him you were excited, he was excited too. He had wanted to build his own family for as long as he could remember, and you were helping him reach his dream. What more could he ask for? The only other thing that mattered to him was that his children had siblings. As a kid he had resented Tsumiki, but as an adult he couldn’t imagine the loneliness he would have experienced growing up without her. So yeah. If you were happy, and his children would have siblings so they would never have to walk through life alone, he was content.

There was nothing more he wanted in life than your love and a family with you.

Itadori

Kids!!! He had wanted a ton of kids, so this was perfect! You were happy with it, so even better! He sees it as a four-in-one deal, and is over the moon. His golden retriever personality becomes even worse when you’re pregnant. Like, this man is at your side 24/7.

Constantly following you around, looking at you with big pleading eyes as he begs to cuddle in bed with you so he can talk to your stomach.

Oh my god talking to your stomach. This man would talk to your stomach more than he talks to you. Asking what your kids want to be named. Telling your unborn babies about his day. That he loves them and can’t wait to meet them. Describes all the fun things the six of you are going to do once they’re born. Definitely tries cuddling your stomach because he ‘wants to know what it feels like to hold his children.’

Also is a little shit that constantly asks ‘are they coming yet? Why not??’

[imagionationstation]

THEM

Yes hi hello how are you

So if any of you doubt me and my almost obsessive need to prove that these bois are so good and relate to each other so hard and are practically the same person sometimes-

“What?”

They are shooketh at such a notion. From Raph of all people.

“Raph. That squirrel was clearly a mutant creature. Which means this is our fault-“

“-and our responsibility to fix it.”

FINISHING EACH OTHER’S SENTENCES

How much you wanna bet Leo was the one to instill that sense of responsibility in Donnie, purposefully or otherwise. Constantly, they both just assume everything is their fault in some way and that means they have to fix every problem in existence or they deserve hate and disownment. /possibly not literally, but you get the gist

I can definitely see that being part of someone’s nature as an oldest child. They are often held at a different level of responsibility than the others. Middle kids, especially ones considered on the younger side, don’t often develop that same mindset.

Which is not to say they can’t, of course.

I definitely believe that Donnie adapted that sense of responsibility because of his oldest brother. Sadly, such mindsets come with their ups and their downs…

[raidenmahboi]

MK Boys Asking you out but your watching Hercules

Characters include: Raiden, Fujin, Kuai Liang, Johnny Cage

You had decided to watch a Disney movie and picked Hercules as it was one of your favorites . You sat on the couch with your snacks in hand. You loved the music and I won’t say I’m in Love came on when (character) walked in…

Raiden:

he enters the room to see you watching the movie

he’s just standing there like 🧍🏼

“you can sit down if you want”

he takes a seat of a completely different couch

goes straight for it and tries to ask you out. “y/n there’s something I would like to ask yo-“

“WAIT WAIT THE SONG IS COMING ON”. you proceed to belt out the song

Raiden is shooketh. doesn’t know what to do and just waits till your done

when it’s over he’s looking at you like O_o

“you were saying raiden?” he’s hesitant to ask you out now cuz girl- (jk)

he tells you that he’s takin quite an interest in you and was wondering if you would like to go out for some tea in the gardens

now it’s your time to be shooketh

a god likes you idbsosbwodn

you say yes and are surprised when he stays and finishes the movie with you

Fujin:

sits next to you but not too close he doesn’t want to make you uncomfortable

enjoys the music

he loves listening to earth realmers music and he’s quite fond of Disney as well

he’s thinking of what to say but can’t find the right words

“I’ve never seen this movie before”

you tell him it’s one of your favorite Disney movies but it’s very underrated

“perhaps you can show me some more Disney movies?”

you agree and you guys arrange a time where you can have enough time for it

“so would this be considered a date?” You agree and he can’t wait for the day to come

Kuai Liang:

he’s a cryomancer but homie fucking SWEATING

he’s a shy boy

he’s sitting at the complete opposite side of the couch

this song is nIcE ( his voice cracks)

“are you ok do you need some water?”You put your hand on his shoulder and he fucking dies inside

Finally builds up enough courage to ask you out. “Wouldyouliketogooutsometime?”

He chokes on his own spit from talking too fast and starts coughing. You get him water and his eyes are watery.

You eventually have time to process what he said and and you happily say yes.

He gives you a big smile afterwards and is estatic when you say yes

Johnny Cage:

HELL YEAH he loves this movie

knows all the songs word for word

sits next to you with his arm behind your head

starts singing the song to you

it’s bad but surprisingly not terrible

he makes you laugh and he tells you you have a nice smile

“that’s the cheesiest thing you could’ve said”

“you know what else is cheesy? Pizza. We should go get some together some time.”

You agree and he gives you goofy smile being over confident in himself that that actually worked

[watchingblsnowandforever]

Hello!!

The crack post saga continues... =D

Warning: long, long post 😊😅

To be very honest though, for today's ep I will be getting serious more than usual, because it was quite significant in the flow of the plot, and also had moments of communication (this emotional constipation is what makes me yearn for Cherry Magic ah) that need to be studied a little closely.

HOWEVER, there will most definitely be crack because this group of friends is (unapologetically) batshit crazy and my brain refuses to not make comments at the most inappropriate times.

Peem: NO ONE SAW ME CUDDLING MY CRUSH TO SLEEP RIGHT?!

The sheer panic in his movements, oh my gods. It should not be as hilarious as it is 😭😂

To be very honest though, I would've panicked a bit in his place too, with friends like those, they'd never let him live it down

Peem is so cute 😭

Nothing to see here, just a guy getting shy over how his prince charming hom-ed him, and they kissed through his hand and cuddled all night hehe

Phum: here he comes again :) *eye twitch*

Peem's expression, how he's still holding his hands as if he has the cup, Kluen's disbelief, and Phum's smug af face-

I'm wheezing 😭🤣

Kluen, I'm kinda starting to like you, but no.

You don't stand half a chance against them and their situationship.

Hope you find another boyfriend to fall in love at first sight with (and leave my boys alone please, they don't need any more complications) <3

Oh, Fang knows too. Of course he does, that's his little brother right there

We all know how protective of his brother he is, there's no way he'd let anybody else take care of him... unless, he knew Phum liked that person

les voila

Poor Tan, his theerak just ignoring him T-T

*looks between them* yeah, pretty much the same pic 👀

And here it is. The root of all his fears.

See, in this camp, almost all of them are paired up in the sense that they usually stick to that person. Even Beer has MIck. But then comes wild card Kluen, who's hogging all of Peem's attention as much as he can and that leaves Phum. Alone.

I will be getting back to this running motif of Phum being alone and how it changes through the ep in later scenes as well

Also, after they went back, both Mick and Beer asked if he really was okay, which made me smile, because maybe, Phum isn't as alone as he thinks himself to be. There are people who care for him, who are concerned, who'll support him, and of course, he always has Fang, his beloved phi

My poor babie Tan 🥺🥺

Also, notice how the shot is taken in such a way that they're the only ones in the frame, and are also standing within one specific part of the wall? (Ignore Kluen's head and hands please). It reflects how they're in their own world with each other, especially Tan

The nosy peeps gang strikes again!

Jokes aside, the synchronised strides, the background music together set the perfect levels of suspense and comedy

Peem, smug: yes! that emotionally constipated dumbass is finally getting out of De Nile

Pun: wait... is my plan actually working? Ah, of course it is

Toey: head empty, no thoughts, but... DOES P'Q ACTUALLY LIKE ME OMG I'LL DIE

Oh gods, FINALLY. I wish them a happily ever after. Sadhu 😌🙏🏼

Pun forgetting all about being quiet when Toey finally confesses is so on character 😭👍🏼

Also... what's even the point of being quiet? Q and Chain have been friends with these idiots since high school, of course they know they're peeking

Toey: *shooketh*

Gays in thai bl and staring off into the distance 😭

This scene was so, so beautiful and also quite important for both Q and Toey

Q knew what was up, more or less, but his confusion stemmed from his knowledge of Toey

Would Toey really go to these lengths? For him?

"Why? Are you the only one who can tease me?" <- Q says this to tell Toey that he might have been angry, but now he understands that Toey didn't really have any bad intentions

Hugs always get bonus points from me, and this was pretty up there

Pun hiding behind Chain is so on point

His friends: you're an idiot so we had no choice but to intervene 😭😭

Matt's (JJ) comedic timing is >>>>>>

Toey and Matt's friendship is also given weight in the series, and I'm happier for it.

Also revenge is sweet ehehe *coughs*

Moving on.

If there's no live singing dedicated to your One True Love, is it even Thai BL??

We Are making generous use of MSP songs 😭👍🏼

This scene.

The apology. It is at this point that they're leaving all the past pain, grief and anger in the past

Q makes sure to tell Toey that yes, he may have loved Milk Frappe Boy, but now, in the present, all his love was for Toey, his lovable annoying mentee

This apology is not only to Toey, or Milk Frappe Boy, but to himself as well, because by causing pain to a person he loves twice, he'd caused himself pain too

The perfect sweet and romantic moment, but also with a teeny bit of teasing, because that's who they are

No joke, I gasped and nearly stopped breathing when he said this

Peem's reply, his soft but kind of hurt voice were just so painful to hear

But it's also this moment that Peem gives Phum a reality check – if he really didn't want to, he wouldn't be doing any of this, and Phum had no business trying to control his life

The conversation outside with Q was significant, but also a diluted reflection of Peem's earlier (in ep. 7) talk with Q

Even a few episodes earlier, Q would have gone ballistic on Phum for treating his bestie like this, but now, he asks Peem how he feels for Phum, tries to understand exactly what their relationship is

It was at this point that he knew, he fucked up

Beer is a godsent. I love him <3

I think Toey says "I asked hia Tan to blow it up for me."

Also, Tiw and his rubber duck floater from MSP anyone? 👀

And, we are back to square one where Phum is left alone again

As I'd said before, this a repeating motif throughout the series, but especially the last two episodes

This is how it has always been in Phum's life: he has been left behind. He does have Fang, but now even Fang has a boyfriend. And while this does not affect his brother's affection towards him in anyway, it does introduce a new strand of lonliness for Phum because 1. no matter what, he loves his brother a lot, and knows how much he loves Tan, so he definitely will try to stay out of their way at least sometimes and 2. he wants a boyfriend too. Further, he wants Peem, but there's a push and pull there, and after what he said, in his mind he had pretty much ruined his chances with his crush

This is the moment Phum starts to hope that maybe, just maybe, his feelings aren't as unrequited as he'd thought.

On the other hand, Peem is the one afraid here. What if the deal is all that's holding them together? What if without it, Phum will have no reason to be as close to him?

Peem, baby, for one, your groups are already merged, and secondly, this guy is head over heels for you, no way he'd stop following you like a lost puppy

(Apparently, it's not Peem's turn with the communal braincell this week 😭)

Here, Phum is technically alone, but he's surrounded with friends, and he's smiling

He isn't left behind here, for once, he's sitting there by choice (to shamelessly ogle his crush, but shh we don't talk about that) with the comforting knowledge that when/if he jumps in, he won't be left out, Kluen be damned

Once the floodgates of affection have been opened to Q, there's no going back <3

(Also, notice how Tan is already asleep on Fang's shoulder? 👀)

FINALLY

I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT SINCE PEEM KICKED PHUM'S BALLS

Jokes apart, this moment is so, so beautiful. The kiss, the soft question "are you ready for my answer now?" (maybe Peem isn't, but hell if he denies this man his kissies).

Everything leading up to this point is also so very delightful

Phum helping them out in the cafe, despite probably having never worked a day in his life, discovering how Peem still kept the roses and finally, finally, the completed painting. This sight, above all, is what convinces Phum that Peem might have feelings for him after all; because which fool would lie about not having completed something that would free them from being a slave to someone? A fool in love, that's who

ALSO,

if they don't get together and have the fluffiest moments in the next ep, I swear to god, hands will be thrown *grumbles* they're already making me wait a whole damn week

Anyways, that's all for this week, see you next ep! (I cannot promise I won't be jumping around and screaming, but then again, this is supposed to be a crack post so-)

And if you made it this far, thank you so much for reading! 😊

Here, have a bubble tea and a sandwich 🧋🥪

[If you'd like, here are my previous posts: Ep 8 and Ep 9.]

[lets-try-some-writing]

Humanformers Moon and Earth is perfect for flower shop/mafia au

Moon: Not to worry you or anything but mafia traverses those parts i thought i warn you

Moon: And completely unrelated since i thought i ask are you single by any chance?

Earth: Aww that's sweet of you..My dad is a mafia boss(but retired!) thought so i don't have to worry but still very sweet of you

Earth: And yes i am single

Moon:

Moon: your dad's what

Ah yes, this would be even funnier if poor Moon is completely unaware that Earth's father is an ex Mafia boss until they are engaged/married and Earth brings him home to meet her dear dad. Bonus points if he also doesn't say who he is the son of. Spy X Family style.

They had the most romantic fairy tale meeting and romance with Earth working as a florist and Moon being a son from a VERY well off family. They met by pure chance and Moon took every chance to buy flowers from the pretty florist until he worked up the guts to ask her out. Their courting went all but perfectly, minus a few hiccups here and there. Earth mentioned that her father wasn't fond of mentioning his past profession, which to Moon was totally fair. After all, his father was Primus, a notorious megacompany owner with more children than any reasonable person could count on their digits. Yeah he understood, so he didn't question.

Then Earth invited him to meet her father for his blessing, and Moon just about lost his mind.

Earth: Dad! This is Moon! My fiancé!

Unicron: *folding up his newspaper* Oh, Moon was it?

Moon: *shooketh* You are the notorious-!

Unicron: Shut your trap now boy, or I will be sending my brother his precious son in a box all wrapped up with a bow.

Earth: Dad, don't tease him! He's just a bit overwhelmed I'm sure!

Unicron: My daughter is right. Apologies boy. You are a bit overwhelmed, aren't you?

Moon: yes sir.

[bbkissme99]

Sukuna x reader

Welcome to the Neighborhood: you move in next door and sukuna, the single dad living next door, notices

SERIES: Dorm mate! Sukuna

Uncle Sukuna:

Hot Tatted Uncles (Uncle!SukunaAu X Teacher!Reader)

disease ridden (not) — ft. ryomen sukuna

— i love u, uncle!sukuna <3

high school au:

HIGH SCHOOL!SUKUNA x F!READER Bad Boy Sukuna

A better way to enjoy chocolate.

𝐌𝐲 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥🥀 || 𝐒𝐮𝐤𝐮𝐧𝐚 𝐱 𝐑𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

college au:

college!sukuna x afab reader

ᰔ pairings… basketball captain!sukuna ryomen x student council president!reader series

College AU Sukuna

Sukuna is a lovesick mess who fucks things up on the first try because being open about his feelings is really not his strength but then makes up for it again.

Who would have thought that resident bad boy Sukuna would become your personal angel?

Roommate Sukuna

Yuji's older brother Sukuna

Gamer boyfie Kuna headcanons

Valentines day shenanigans

HATE THAT I LOVE YOU || mean!sukuna ryomen x fem!reader

Frat boy Sukuna

Yujis older brother au

bestfriendsbrother!Sukuna x pregnant!reader one-shot

Maki and Nobara were shooketh when they find out your relationship with someone's brother.

pining for his ripped older brother

ating your best friend’s sexy, “mysterious” older brother.

They kiss on the ring. I carry the crown.

criminal:

The boy in art gangster!Sukuna x reader

deadly attraction

Older brother sukuna and his younger brother yuuji who he begrudgingly takes care of by doing some shady shit.

ex prisoner sukuna

𝘆𝗼𝘂'𝗿𝗲 𝗲𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝘀𝘂𝗸𝘂𝗻𝗮'𝘀 𝗰𝗵𝗶𝗹𝗱, 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗹𝗱'𝘀 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗸𝗶𝗻𝗴

Mafia Boss Sukuna

Yakuza Husband ch4

Boyfriiiiiend

brushing away a strand of hair, cupping their face with both hands

modern boyfie Sukuna

oddly specific relationship hcs for sukuna (modern au)

Home from work. (Husband!Sukuna x fem!reader)

Established relationship, Nice!Sukuna

On halloween night with boyfriend Sukuna

boyfriend Sukuna who…

heavily tattooed boyfie

Maybe I Like you, Maybe I Don't

domestic au Sukuna headcanons

dating

Sukuna as your boyfriend [Soft Sukuna]

random sukuna boyfriend headcanons

Jujutsu Teacher Sukuna AU

Husband!Sukuna headcanons/drabbles

FIRST NIGHT

after your lectures, you decided to pay your tattoo artist boyfriend a little visit only to then be persuaded to let him draw a tattoo

Boyfie Sukuna in your bed in the morning

ᴍʏ ᴛʏ��ᴇ 🤭

Your First Time on Sukuna's Bike

Sukuna coming for Megumi's little sister at Shibuya pt. lll

Other au's

witch and knight au

Tribe leader/Viking Sukuna headcanons

youtuber Sukuna

husband sukuna x sorcerer reader

protective Sukuna after their sorcerer has been wounded

Sukunas Hand Mouth:

SUKUNA AND ITADORI ARE SHARING A S/O

Mouth

sukuna’s hand mouth expect its reader’s hand

being sukuna’s vessel

Being Sukuna's vessel isn't easy. Even less so if he's decided to take advantage of it - to his great pleasure and your humiliation.

being sukuna's vessel and having literally no choice but to let him play with your body

Sukuna having a female vessel, and sprouting different mouths to tease her

PUTTING HIS HAND UNDER YOUR SKIRT

[badboysupr]

Now, if Leo had seen this dude—even in broad daylight instead of the dead of night and underneath a gentle flurry of snow (Y’know, stuff that was superb for overall visibility)—he admittedly wouldn’t have recognized him without some scrutiny.

But that twang of a voice—? He’d sorely like to meet someone who wouldn’t be able to put a face to it in a heartbeat.

So, yeah, he flinched. Because of the sudden noise, because of the trailing realization of just who the noise belonged to… Leo felt he had a right on both accounts together, if not just one or the other. Some strange amalgamation of squeak and cough knotted his vocal chords as he tensed and spun around. He blinked very confidently and not at all spooked in the seconds it took for the familiar face to close that distance between them.

And then he tried to understand why—if this was in fact the guy he remembered (and who else would it be?)—Finn was sporting such a friendly, overall not-like-Finn facade. Where’s the knife? Leo wondered, eyes quickly skating his appearance up and down. Why haven’t you pushed me against a wall and threatened me, yet?

What happened?

“Gods,” he eventually exhaled with a hand clutching the front of his coat. “Wear a bell or something next time, man. Heart attacks mean being less alive and not kicking. They’re real.” But he’d recovered from worse. On many occasions. Because Leo Valdez was far too stubborn to die or stay dead. Apparently, the same could be said for Knifeless Guy.

Though he still felt a humming energy in his veins, something more than just the usual restlessness, he forced a few of his coiled muscles to relax. Another breath slipped out of his lips and into the cool air, and his weight shifted between his feet. “Oh, yeah, I mean…” He shrugged. The cool guy, I'm-totally-not-intimidated-by-you kind of shrug. “Missed you loads. Not a day went by that I wasn’t just inconsolable, so— Ditto.”

@badboysupr liked this post for a starter! || ((IT'S TIIIIIME for the long-awaited reunion these sweethearts deserve! ;W;/ ❤️❤️))

"No way. No fuckin' way!"

Finn's crowing rang through the dingy alley and echoed up to the concrete overpass above. The rundown neighborhood was abandoned so late on a chill winter night, letting him enjoy the melancholy of cars rumbling overhead as a sluggish, fluffy-flaked snowfall coated the streets. He hadn't seen another soul on the way back to his hideout until the figure he'd just spotted in the distance—but he'd recognize that curly moptop anywhere.

Picking up the pace, he waved his arms as he trotted over, his grin wide and bright. "If it ain't Leo Valdez! Holy shit, man, are you a sight for sore eyes. Glad to see you're still alive and kickin' after all this time. What's it been? Two years? Three?"

Far shorter than it felt like, considering all that had happened since they'd last seen each other. Back then Finn had been an entirely different person, but damn, this kid hadn't aged a day! Was that a perk for all the world's magic kids? Lucky bastards.

"I wandered my way back to Pasadena on a whim a few weeks ago, but I sure never thought I'd run into you here again." He rubbed his hands together against the cold, blowing on his fingers before tucking them into the pockets of his tattered jacket. "You better not tell me you're squattin' in those same manufacturing plants again, or I just might think you missed me, too."

[j0kers-light]

Okay that head canon about y/n getting sick and J worrying over her was precious 🥹 What if the tables were turned and J got bad sick and refused to take care of himself?

-🍄

My beloved 🍄 anon!! How I have missed you!

You stay providing me with amazing ideas! sick!reader was fun to write! So let’s explore a sick!Joker! This big baby… I’m gonna have fun with this one. 🖤✨as always enjoy enjoy!!

Joker does not get sick. He is far too busy to be bogged down with such a trivial thing as germs. Who do they think they are anyway?

Sure he's not superhuman but you would think all that time spent messing with chemicals and stuff would make him immune?

NOPE! Baby boy gets hit with the common cold and he’s out for weeks. It’s almost funny if not for the fact that Joker fighting for his life.

If only Batman knew a common cold could have J waving a white flag. 🥴

Unlike you Joker accepts rather quickly that he's sick and needs to sit his butt down somewhere.

That doesn't mean that decision is instantaneous. He ignores minor symptoms too. 🙄🙄

Like an itchy throat, watery eyes, a splitting headache. HE'S FINE. Joker powers through as if nothing is wrong. 👀 (sound familiar?)

Frost is the first to raise an eyebrow as the days progress and Joker doesn’t improve. He hints that J might be coming down with something only to be ignored. Frost tried to warn him.. 🤦🏾‍♀️

Just imagine Joker hosting a meeting like mid theatric speech and suddenly.. he sneezes.

Mac secretly took a video to send to you later because Joker looked too cute!

Joker and just about everyone in attendance was shocked at the comical (and adorable) sneeze that comes out this scary man.

👁️ 👄 👁️ them goons were shooketh girl lol

Joker threatens to murder anyone if they laugh but a snicker does escape when J sneezes again and almost bangs his head against the table (I'm fighting back tears anon! 🤣)

One glance at Frost has the meeting adjourned because they gotta drop Joker off at your place. He can't terrorize Gotham City like this!

That poor baby is a mess! Joker is sweating through his greasepaint, his nose is running like Usain Bolt, and he swears that Bane is punching him in the head. 😀 yup he’s sick.

It's time to go when Joker passes out in front of Frost, Mac, and Neo after one sneeze too many.

There's only one person they trust to look after Joker. Are you up for the challenge?

Frost is a big guy, but even he is struggling to carry Joker into your apartment. He called earlier explaining that Joker wasn't feeling too well so you left the front door unlocked.

You thought that meant Joker got hurt while out being a menace to society. That you could deal with. Some bandaids and a proper scolding, always did the trick.

You weren’t expecting Frost to dump your semi-unconscious lover onto your couch like a sack of potatoes. Joker looks almost unrecognizable and you fear the worst seeing how weak he is.

His hooded eyes take you in and a groggy, "Bunny.... I'm dying!" escapes his lips before you lock eyes with Frost.

"He has a cold."

😀 Lawd help us. If you thought Joker was a drama queen before Chile.. This grown man acts like a child staying home from school with pneumonia rather than a cold.

J has transformed himself into a blanket burrito with only his freckled face exposed. And he look so pitiful.

He can't breathe out of his nose anymore which has turned scarlet red since he doesn't use the tissues you bought him, (you yell at him to stop using his sleeves!) and he takes random naps as his immune system tries to fight off this infection. It’s doing a terrible job.

A common cold last a few days at most. A full week and a half later, and Joker is still in the trenches.

This is when you start to worry and take his illness more seriously.

Feed a cold, starve a fever so you work overtime to nurse your man back to health. You prepare the best homemade soups, arrange all the tv marathons J could ever want, you even sneak him medicine with tried and true motherly tactics.

J refused to take medicine so you cave and buy him jello, applesauce, pudding etc. as a compromise.

Little does he know, you crushed the pills inside 🤫 In short, you watch over Joker like a hawk.

He orders you to stay away stating, 'he doesn't want his Bunny getting sick' but in the same breath, he makes you cuddle with him on the couch. J falls asleep using you as his personal teddy bear and you are totally okay with that.

Anything to help him sleep and recover faster.

The worst phase comes along when you wrestle out of Joker’s arms to grab the thermometer, and his voice stops you in your tracks.

"Ma? Is... is that you?"

Joker is delirious and you shouldn't take advantage of him when he's so out of it but what's the harm in feeding into his delulu? Its not like he'll remember anyway..

You weakly smile and reply. "Hush baby, I'll be right back."

J begins another coughing fit and has air remaining to steal yours with a single sentence. "No, I don't wanna be alone."

He sounds so weak, like a child confessing their worst fears to an adult. What kind of person can ignore a plea like that? You can't that’s for sure.

You’ll check his temperature later. Right now, Joker needs you. You crawl back into Joker's arms and he immediately wraps them around you.

"Don't... l-leave." His voice is breaking your heart, he sounds so scared!

You smooth J’s hair away to cup his face. You washed away all the harsh makeup and sweat days ago so you’re free to admire his natural beauty in all its glory.

Even fighting a cold, he's so handsome looking up at you with those glassy eyes of his. You doubt he recognizes you right now. Only you are allowed to see Joker so vulnerable.

Only you can take care of him and it’s an honor you’ll never take for granted.

"I’m not going anywhere." You promise.

[bones4thecats]

TWST Wedding Prompt: Yuu (and their mortal boy of choice) receive immortality as a wedding gift from Malleus and Co. Mostly for the couple to enjoy eternity together, but in Malleus' mind it's to assure the memories made at NRC will live on forever. The whole wedding becomes a reunion of sorts.

(It would be funny if Rook or Epel was the groom and suddenly superstar Schoenheit waltzes in as their best man.)

A/N: I was envisioning Rook as the groom, and couldn't help but imagine this happening to Scarabia and the rest of Pomefiore, so I hope you enjoy having the rest of them here, @voidlesslove!! Enjoy~~

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He knew he wanted to spend the rest of his life with you, but when he heard that Malleus had decided to gift you immortality together it shocked him

Beauty was eternal, so it was obvious you two would be as well, huh?

Rook was his best man alongside Epel, so when they came in holding a box up for Malleus to bless the gift upon you, it made his heart race

Yours was as well, who wouldn’t be nervous after all?

After the reunion, it would go viral, the Vil Schoenheit and his spouse were now immortals, and were gifted it from the Valley of Thorns’ King, Malleus Draconia!

He knew outliving his friends and family would leave holes in his heart, but at least you were beside him throughout it all

There’s just one question, are your children immortal as well??

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This guy takes this wedding to a whole nother level, but when he heard about Malleus’ special gift, he made it larger somehow

Vil walked inside alongside Epel and Rook’s family to stood behind you guys as Malleus took out his hand and began to chant the correct incantation for the eternal life spell to work

After it did, your newly-wed husband would lay down on quite a lot that he used to not

The leaves falling during the summer? “Nous les attraperons l'année prochaine.”

He would definitely ask if your children would be immortal, and with whatever the answer he was fine with it

If he and you outlived them it would hurt, but somethings you cannot change

Nous les attraperons l'année prochaine = We'll catch them next year

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One of the ones who takes it harshly

He heard from Rook that your old friend had a very important present due to you both, and that was enough to make him nervous

What if he wanted to roast him if he accidentally hurt you without knowing?!

Vil and Rook stood behind you both and smiled as you held Malleus’ opposite hands while finishing your vows, sealing both your love and life spans

Afterwards, Epel would probably be a hint more reckless, he was now immortal! Why would it matter?

That doesn’t stop you from chastising him for being too reckless though

Knowing he’d live longer than his family and friends hurt at first, but he accepted it in the end, knowing the love you shared was good enough to help him through the pain

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Shooketh ball of sunshine

He knew you were close to the King of the Valley, but not this close!

The way he just walked up to him to present his gift idea made him laugh and blush from embarrassment

But the way you smiled and held his hand made him smile softly, knowing you really wanted this

At first when it started, Kalim would be kinda jittery, but seeing just how Jamil and his family didn’t look betrayed but rather proud made the nerves calm down

Watching your eyes glow a bright green as the magic seeped through your bodies got him remembering why he wanted to marry you

You were perfect, and now you’d both be preserved for eternity

He also prays that your children are immortal as well, no doubt

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He definitely didn’t expect this

Throughout his whole life, he’s had to give things up for something else to take, but hearing Malleus speak when gifting you guys at the altar made him feel odd

Eternity, with you by his side? Was it what you wanted?

Kalim and the Vipers smiled as he nodded to you, tears threatening to spill from his eyes

He knew he wanted the rest of his life with you, and now he’d have forever to be with you, he never would have to give you up

Hearing how Malleus chanted as you held his hand and Jamil’s hand in unison made him feel another wave of love crash over himself

You were his one and only, no matter what

Kalim had set him free from being a slave after he married you, as the Viper family served him, not the L/N family

You’re children better be immortal, or else he’d have to ask Malleus for a favor

[chrissdollie]

chris would love being called "my ___ boy" he'd get so giddy

my pretty boy

my sweet boy

my handsome boy

and EVERYTIME hes js giggling and blushing

hes shooketh when u say "my smart boy". not book smart (obv) but i see him as a perceptive person, he notices little things about you and is very aware about what's going on.

[not-goldy]

"why didn't jimin go live with jk"

did y'all not see how those two acted when being near eo for a minute or two in jimin's documentry live? or in the namtaekookmin live (post tokyo/sapporo) before enlistment?

lol they can't control themselves 😭😭

Like they don't even need to stretch their brains for this- Jungkook has ever blackmailed that man to stay and do a live with him its sort of their dance

Jimin is a bit of a hard to get kinda boy😭😭😭😭😭

But just as well Kook can be unhinged sometimes🥺

Did you see the fear and panic in his eyes when Jungkook hopped on him on stage for that epic fanservice my man's boots where shaking

He's impulsive unpredictable and Hella crazy when he wants to be my guy don't mind sinking the whole ship or taking a saw to the branch they are on🤭

You know the most dangerous person is not the one who has nothing to lose, it's the one who has everything to lose but just don't care😭💀🤣

Casually outed Jimin for leaving a bite mark on his neck like sir you just called that man gay and walked away with it😔

Talking bout I thought this color would be better but they chose that- left the whole bTS gang shooketh during Be era💀

And you want WHO to do a live with you when you all drunk high and horny like sire KEEP THE GAY TO YOURSELF Jimin run for your life he's gonna turn you on and point and camera to your penis🤣

He lowkey scares Jimin fr🤣🤣🤣🤣

[respectthepetty]

Cooking Crush Ep. 4 Cut Scenes

I reported on the missing scenes from YouTube's version of Cooking Crush for the first three episodes [first, second, third], so I'm here to do it a fourth time.

After the restaurant, Prem texts his friends expressing his concern that Ten is upset. They appear in the car to give advice because Prem believes that rich-boy-Ten just wasn't impressed with the meal, yet that is all Prem could afford.

IT'S HILARIOUS! Dy correctly guesses that Ten was actually jealous of Prem's interaction with the chef, and tells Prem if it was him (Dy), he would punish his date for talking to another man. Unc tells him (Dy) that he is ridiculous and to shut up.

No, really, it was great!

Dy is a bit upset that Prem left the chat without telling them where he was headed and a bit more upset that he hasn't seen Firefly.

PREM THINKS THEY ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX!

He notices the hotel sign when they park, and has a flashback to Dy telling him that the jacket is a "lucky" jacket because people who wear it get lucky, and Ten already mentioned not being "satisfied" with the chef's meal. Prem also thought Ten grabbed something to punish him with from the glove compartment. Then, he sees the two guys walking in together. So he rips off the jacket!

They talk about it at the table. Ten likes this quirky rice shop in a motel, and Prem tells him that his friends convinced him that Ten was going to "punish" him.

Prem thought this was a condom.

Ten makes a joke out of it when Prem asks him how he knew that rice shop was there. Ten tells him someone else took him there. Prem says "to this shop" and Ten says "no, to the hotel" then makes this gesture.

He tells Prem he is joking since Prem looks shooketh. Ten's uncle actually took him there because his uncle is a foodie.

This is tiny, but it matters. Prem tells Ten he just made too much food, so that's why he had extra food for an extra lunchbox. He didn't want Ten to think he made it specifically for him.

Ten thinks it's adorable because HE SAW THE TEXT before Prem unsent it.

Prem then tries to say if Ten already ate, he doesn't have to eat the food, but Ten lies and says he hadn't eaten at all, so he'll gladly take the lunchbox (even though he ate an entire breakfast).

Ten tries to get Prem to admit that he cooked the meal especially for Ten since Prem mentioned that he only included the stuff he knows Ten likes. (Off is fucking adorable in this entire bit)

The cooking show segment is longer because it shows the interview with the chef which sounds like a farewell speech. He states that he needs to remember that the essence of his food is fun and his passion. He states he wants to venture out of his comfort zone (which comes right after Dy and Firefly's rooftop speech), and makes a coconut-inspired dish with apple instead of pineapple curry as a sign of him overcoming adversity.

And that's it!

Now enjoy Ten being a petty person.

[thetombedspirit]

Avatar: Frontiers of Pandora - Sky Breaker: WARNING: SPOILERS!!!

1. Getting to run alongside the Zakru on Pa'li was the bomb. My GOD! THEY ARE MASSIVE!!

2. My son has made friends 💙 he's even hanging with Nopsi (a zakru!!!)

Nopsi loves him!!

3. My favourite old ladies are back!! (Love Nafiki calling Anufi darling!): side note, I ship it!

4. Ri'nela really coming into the Storyteller part of being Sarentu!

5. Mokasa's back. And he still has the balls to play victim here. Tried coming at Alma and throwing my mother's name in my face as if he wasn't the reason Alma even knew about them in the first place. Ugh! This bitch!

6. Oh don't mind me, just admiring my giant babies as I make them feel pretty💙

7. It's offical guys. Teylan is our little Anti-Gremlin 💙

(Dammit, no more photos!!)

8. The Games were so fun!! My favorite's the horseback archery challenge! And how does Eetu get to places so quickly!?!🤣

9. Teylan rode a pa'li. The both of them were terrified 😂 don't worry buddy, you'll get there!

10. The RDA are back, they seem to be taking special interest in Anufi and Alma. Guess they're not happy she's back in the driver seat as the Kame'tire's leader.

11. Was not expecting us to be knocked out for several days. Thankfully, it seems the core cast is okay. Mokasa is shooketh over Alma pulling him out of the rubble. Still a dick though.

12. They literally made a Valkyrie crash just to take out as many Na'vi as possible. Assholes.

The poor Zakru were either killed in the blast or fled in the chaos, Nesim is furious (rightfully so) and Harding's back.

13. Anufi and Alma have been kidnapped and Teylan confirmed that the brainscap machine could give someone brain damage and kill em, basically meaning that Spider could have literally died hadn't Quaritch pulled him out.

14. Was freaking out so bad during the NeroSect bit that I only got Alma out by 20 secs. And Harding was drowning Anufi in oxygen!?! WTF!!!

Also, Mokasa came in clutch, saving us at the last minute! But he got shot. Yikes.

15. Okay, maybe I get why people felt Harding's death was lackluster, but it certainly wasn't easy, so I don't know what people were talking about there.

But maybe just a cutscene of her crawling toward us with a pistol to give us that final farewell would be notch.

16. Mokasa finally takes responsibility for his actions toward the Sarentu and the Kame'tire and even has a moment of understanding with Alma. He rests with Eywa now.

17. It's over now. All those that remained of TAP are gone, so all that's left is the Secret of the Spires, DLC. And it makes me wonder who that have planned for the big bad. Surely Nor is gonna make a return, but I doubt he is gonna be the bad guy.

Pros; loved everything.

The new legendary tier weapons and gear, the development of the characters (my baby boy Teylan has grown so much) the colours of the Heartlands animals was stunning (pa'li could have been better) and the upgrade skills bonus was a clever way to spend the points you keep racking up (though that stops when you spend a final 5 points every skill bubble)

Cons; Glitches

There were a lot more glitches this time around. First, one of the Contributions Baskets isn't working and it's ironically the main camp one. I've given it like 20 seeds already and still nothing.

And then there was a tremor machine that was freaking out one of the runaway Zakru, but when I went to hack it to turn it off, nothing happened? Only when I blew it up with a grenade arrow did it work. Or maybe that was just me being a stup 😋

Either way, I loved everything about this DLC, glitches aside and it was a good addition to the Sarentu story and I can't wait to see what happens next.

And I'm almost finished with my Sarentu OC, so stay tuned for that. Buh-bye!!

[piracytheorist]

I chose violence ! So, ask 22. <3

22. your favorite part of canon that everyone else ignores

I am really choosing violence here because I recently got the Family Portrait light novel book and I (re-)read the story of Anya and Damian getting lost in the woods and I am so amazed at how people miss how their dynamic can be funny.

Look at how Anya completely dismisses him and tell me she deserves to be reduced to an "I can fix him" narrative for Damian's uwuification. She's not playing "hard to get", she's standing up for herself while Damian is being too stubborn to confront his own conflicting emotions.

To be clear, this is far from my "favourite part of canon", but among the "parts of canon everyone else ignores", this is probably the one I feel people miss the most about. It's not funny when Damian bullies her (yes I have seen that take before because some see the bullying as "teasing" between equals and sorry but it very much isn't), it's funny when Anya ignores him or one-ups him and he's just left there pouting and grunting.

I cannot comprehend people seeing this and taking it seriously. It's just funny because Anya only challenges him when she's not trying to. She tries to help him, or impress him, or do anything positive, and she gets the cold shoulder. Then she gives him a funny look and Damian's entire world is shooketh. But saying that Damian was never a bully, that somehow his intentions were always noble, or that he never considered her lesser is just... biased, for starters, and second, it removes from the equation how funny it is that the girl he tries to avoid at all costs even by insulting her - or her father - to their faces keeps coming back to haunt him because he has a crush on her. The uneducated pleb actually helped me! The horror!

It's just funny and I cannot comprehend taking it seriously. You work with kids for a few years and you only see that stuff as funny antics you'll laugh at with your friends, and nothing close to something you'd get invested in. Like fr there's a girl at the school I work at always complaining about one certain boy and I joke with my friends about how people are only so obsessed with others when they have a crush on them - but it's just that; a joke between me and my friends, and something I would never even dare to think to utter in front of any of my students. And the thought of giving one (1) iota of shit about my students' romantic relationships makes me wanna barf. Let alone doing that for six-year-olds, even if they're fictional.

Idk I just feel that amatonormativity has just poisoned the public opinion so much that only romance is important and all other fictional character dynamics are merely an afterthought, if even that, and that can only make discussing fictional stories less interesting, more limited, and more shallow. And honestly, it can be unfair to the original material (yeah yeah I know death of the author but sometimes you gotta separate canon from headcanon and fanfiction). There's so much fun to have with fictional stories if you set romance aside for once.

(Anime only fan here and not interested in debate on this. Don't spoil me and don't try to sell this ship to me)

[lettingtimepass]

Loki Season 2 Finale Watch #2 Thoughts and Feelings (Spoilers)

Ok, it's time for round 2 of pain!!!

THE INTRO IN REVERSE!!! God that’s sexy.

Mobius immediately noticing something’s up when Loki came back 😭

"It looks like Mobius but it's actually Victor Timely" asjdkalks Loki pls was that necessary

"I'm a-coming I'm a-coming" 😭

*Deadpan* "Be Brave. You're being so brave."

Loki laughing and tearing up when Victor finally does it - I'm so sorry my baby boy 😭

Why does Victor say "Pumpkins" after he comes back hahaha

The fact that the camera is flipped in the Loki/Sylvie and Loki/Mobius scenes is a cool editing trick.

Is it just me or did Johnthan use a slightly different voice for HWR? I wonder if it's just because he's being more honest with Loki?

Also did HWR give Loki the ability to timeslip once he went through the door? Kind of a cheap explanation but ehh.

*Loki: Stops time* "And what makes you think this is the first time we've had this conversation? 👉" That's cunty sir. 🔥

I absolutely love the theory that the 8-year-old boy Mobius couldn't prune was Loki 😭 And that's what originally caused Mobius to study Loki.

The fact that Loki actually got to spend hundreds of years with his friends - but they were all spent frantically trying to save a world that couldn't be saved. 💔

Someone needs to put Loki's transformation and Thor's appearance in Wakanda side by side 😭😭😭 Sunshine brothers saving the day...

When Loki breaks the loom, rainbows are reflected on everyone's faces... gay rights 🌈

The parallel of the gangway and the Bifrost...... Loki's actions caused the destruction of the Bifrost. Now he'll use this bridge to fix everything.

I think it's just a coincidence that the Time Stone is green, but it's a really, really good coincidence.

"I made the hard choices, I get the big chair." Sighhhhhh.

The gold being pulled up the chair?? What good effects.

The reveal of the TREE!!!! I was shooketh!!! Like it makes so much sense considering the timelines were referred to as "branches" the entire time but I didn't see it coming!!! It's so damn beautiful!!!

Do we think they're able to see the Tree in place of the Loom in the TVA?

The little poster that says "Let's Grow Together" is so damn adorable 🥺 Under it says "Nurture our Nature of a Stable Future." And the Tree Monitor is so cool!!!

I wasn't expecting Miss Minutes to come back lol

Sad Mobius not having a purpose at the TVA without Loki 😭😭😭

...What DID happen to Timely? Did they just put him back on his branch?

What do we think was different in the new TVA handbooks that OB unboxes? I guess maybe just info about the Tree and maintaining all the branches instead of the Loom and the Sacared Timeline.

When Mobius and Sylvie are talking on the branch, the green and gold light is only on Mobius. Between that and Loki explicitly hearing Mobius' words, that's basically the confirmation that Loki did all this for Mobius. As one twitter user put it, Lokius Nation, we won, but at what cost?

Also. GREATEST SCORE OF ALL TIME! NATALIE HOLT!!! I can't wait for the final part to drop 🖤

Disney Plus suggesting Secret Invasion after is actually so insulting 😩

Okay, I definitely enjoyed that better the second time when my heart wasn't fucking racing for 55 straight minutes 🙃