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You assume they, at 8 and 10 each, knew how Rhaenys bonded with Meleys.
Baela, Jace and Luke who had Moondancer, Vermax and Arrax hatch in their cribs respectively and Rhaena who had the egg that never hatched.
You assume, that at 8 and 10, the girls would easily get over being told they are pigs and that they were wrong to mourn their mother instead of chasing a dragon by the cousin they never even fucking met???
And also, Daemon TRIED to bond with Meleys, SHE didn’t want him while Rhaena wasn’t even given the CHANCE to try
Are you f*cking serious? 🤡
You're so stupid! lmfao
Knowing this, these idiots attacked Aemond in a crowd, beat him, cut out his eye and made him disabled. You are such clowns!
🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
#team black#house of the dragon#baela targaryen#rhaena targaryen#jacaerys velaryon#rhaenys targaryen#lucerys velaryon#hotd#tgc stans act so mf stupid sometimes#I’m crying#girl fuck you#and that one eyed bitch
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Silly drawings bc I love this box from Peace Walker
#mgs#big boss#kazuhira miller#metal gear solid peace walker#metal gear solid#I can't believe BB pulled another blond-haired blue-eyed bad bitch this is the third one yet !!#also can this game please let me dropkick Huey into the sun#I know so far he hasn't done anything (aside from all the atrocities (evil nukes)) but I've played MGS2 and I don't like him#TeeArt
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Laughing at Haleana basically telling Aemond that he’s irrelevant. My good sis said “You ain’t shit, and you ain’t ever gonna be shit!!”
SPOILERS DOWN BELOW:
She’s also 100% correct because for all his big talk and bluster, he’s the very First of Alicents kids to die and no one cared enough to fetch his body from the Ocean but instead deep dived to retrieve Dark Sister.
#daemon targaryen#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenrya targaryen#team black#aemond targaryen#aegon ii targaryen#anti aemond targaryen#one eyed bitch
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Kyojuro's first
He's weak
"Don't close your eyes, baby, look at me," you said softly cupping Kyojuro's cheek. He had a bright blush on his face, eyes previously clenched shut opening slowly. He could hardly look at your kind expression without nearly passing out. You were so beautiful to him. "Good boy."
Kyojuro let out a high pitched whine at that, making him blush even more. "Pl-please, don't say things like th-that."
You giggled and guided him closer, into your arms - into the cradle of your plush thighs. "If you don't start anytime soon, I'll get cold," you said and leaned in to whisper into his ear teasingly, "Kyo~ju~ro~"
He ground his cock in between your soft and practically dripping pussy lips, groaning quietly at the warmth. It felt incredible to him. Was it even possible to feel this good?
Impatient, your hand stroked him once, twice, before you positioned him at your entrance. "C'mon, you know you want it~" you teased, urging him to finally slide in and fill you up with every delicious inch of him.
"A-alright," he breathed out shakily, slowly pushing the tip in, your hand letting go of his cock as you moaned at the feeling. Even the tip felt heavenly.
"Please, more-" you begged needily.
Despite it being his first time, he was determined to make you feel good, to fill all your expectations of him, and so, he slid inside in one smooth move.
Big mistake.
Kyojuro nearly choked on air; the heat, the softness, the snug fit, the pulsating muscles inside of you - it was all so overwhelming. "Fuuuhk-" he was going to pull out to keep from cumming on the spot, when your ankles locked at the small of his back, keeping him inside for one, two, three seconds and-
He groaned hoarsely, first spurt of his cum coming out quicker than he could react. His hands gripped the sheets by your head with desperation, as if it could save him from wave after wave of pleasure his first orgasm inside brought. He panted like a dog, ashamed at what happened, ducking down and hiding his face in your neck.
"I'm sorry-I'msorry-'msorry-sorrysorrysorry-"
#i nearly named this churro wetter#thanks bri#that fucked up my mind#no header pic because he doesnt deserve one for that performance#im evil#anygays#kyojuro x reader#rengoku kyojuro x reader#rengoku kyojuro#kyojuro#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba#smut#desi the blue eyed kakushi#desi the blue eyed bitch#kyojuro drabble#kyojuro fic#kakushino
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thunderhowl doesn't even like to lick mechs (he'll sometimes lick rocks or random objects to help decipher what it is if his smells can't help with its history) because he likes to keep up his elegant knightly air but. also. he likes seeing that seemingly impenetrable wall of soundwave's superiority complex Crack a little with the impudence of Utter Disgust
#i call this 2 second doodle HERE TAKE IT#i have to feed my two thunderwave fans and one of them is me LMFAO#i did not use a ref if u could tell by them looking like absolute nothing LOL#idc take my yaoi#LOL#take my godawful yaoi and do with it what u will#(write.... fic .... draw..art... talk abt it.. with... me...)#joth(jock goth) nerd vs goth theater nerd#4EVA!!!!!!!!!!#th: pardon my inquiry but are you trying to relay to me that your previous significant other#willingly expired himself to turn everything... evil..? in the ALL. SPARK ?#sw: yeah :/ lifes a bitch. he sucked anyways it's whatever ( has been listening to emo edgy songs loudly ever since)#<- lowkey adopted a one eyed cat stray#th: ... egads.#th: that is.. rather.. The Cool.. as you say#th: ... NOT YOUR LOVED ONE PERISHING HIMSELF I- I MEAN THE ATTEMPT TO- HOLD MINE HORSES- UM#sw cackling: no-youre good mech. it was pretty cool. for a nerd he was pretty bada- pretty fi- he. he was somebot. um.#sw: guess i could say pretty similar to you too#and even tho soundwave quickly looks away he can hear thunderhowl's tail thumping excitedly as it wags#soundwave#transformers#maccadam#tf cyberverse#tf#thunderhowl#thunderwave#sketch#soundwave saying ew like he doesnt groom himself like a cat while others arent looking
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Jon: I wasn't armed!
Alicent: Except with a rock.
Aemond: I still have the scar!
Jon: Which healed!
#so in this version: aemond claims vhagar but J & R knowing exactly what’s about to go down tried their best to avoid aemond going one eyed#this lead to jon figuring ‘hey what if idk— i do it and make it less extreme that at least the fighting will stop?’#bc rest assured; daddy daemon will defend his son until his dying breath. jon was just defending his stepmom’s memory and his little sister#aemond was clearly in the wrong and in daemon’s opinion got off easily by his account. especially when aemond left jon with a bloody nose#anyway the greens are still bitching about the incident in which jon was armed with a lil rock and aemond got a lil scar#pff wimps.#resonant by syndrossi#the last two bits were sent in by daemon obviously#he in fact did NOT lose his eye; he just gained a gnarly eyebrow scar. jon got a broken nose! in daemon’s opinion aemond deserved worse#house of the dragon#source: once upon a time#jon snow#jon targaryen#aemond targaryen#alicent hightower
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get to know me : bts edition
2 / 7 solo tracks → epiphany
#bts#bts emeto#btsgif#armysource#dailybangtan#purplearmynet#applejinie#trackofthesoul#jin#kim seokjin#epiphany#ksjedit#***#*gtkm#KIM SEOKJIN THE MAN YOU ARE I WOULD LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR YOU#besides the fourth gif sending me into cardiac arrest fully this song means? the world? to me????#im the one i should love !!!! in this world !!!!! yes bitch self love is so important !!!!!#jin's songs are my favorite because they always give such a deep message and his voice is full of so much Emotion#esp when he sings this song live... you can Feel it. and it always always Always makes me teary eyed like damn#the power he has... the talent..#the MIND on this man. simply i love him
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I’m currently binging house and I’m already on season 4. I’m just saying I think a poly relationship could’ve saved Amber, Wilson, and House.
I mean not saved in the traditional sense that it would’ve actually worked out because we all know it def would’ve ended in flames. House doesn’t share well (he’s too jealous and possessive of Wilson to handle a poly relationship), Amber is the exact same way, and Wilson is too passive not to crack under the duel attention. But it would’ve been entertaining to see at least
#if they went the poly route it would’ve ended in house being whiny and demanding he dump the cutthroat bitch#Wilson would put up a fight for a while bc he does care about her#maybe he would’ve even cut off house for a little bit#but in the end he would’ve chosen house just like he always does#he would’ve broken it off with Amber and sulk about how house ruins everything good in his life#then give him the biggest brown doe eyed smile and ask him to dinner#and all would’ve been forgotten until the very next day when they got into another argument about something and one of them brings it up#it would’ve been so messy and toxic and I would’ve loved to see it#truly a missed opportunity#house md#gregory house#james wilson#amber house md#hilson
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wow i love character design ! *draws a north east state with blue eyes and a broken nose smoking a cigarette*
#love that for them !#lune talks#wttt#wttsh#ben brainard#bitch they have that scary blue eyed stare. yk the one#🚬🧿_🧿 <-average northeasterner#this is directed at nobody in particular btw /srs it's just such a consistent set of design features i find so silly#i love it and do it too LMFAO
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also i remember watching ep 1 and thinking that i was definitely going to be on here thirsting for Otto "Pewpaw" Hightower and I WAS until that one eyed lunatic freak bitch popped on the screen.
still, would spread them for great-grandpa
#he's got the same vibe as Tywin and I was real in to it#love a scheming old man#love a one eyed freak bitch pretty boy more tho#hotd#otto hightower
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maybe im too weak to emo dark-haired bitches loaded with trauma and bullshit but after rewatching the opening to the first class of 09 game and remembering that the first ending i got was nicole landing in so many hostage friendships because she didn't have any boundaries only to get fucked over by everyone in her life (the guys she was trying to be nice to, the supposed trusted adults, her own mother, arguably jecka for setting that ultimatum) which led to her offing herself...
yeah nah fuck the whole "she's a sociopath and never meant to be likeable" bullshit
not saying she's a good person or a saint because she can be awful and a bitch, but if i'm not supposed to sympathize with her, then maybe she should've been THAT unlikeable from the start
#class of 09#turtle speaks#also i kinda hc that nicole suffers from cptsd#and yeah im too weak to dark haired emo bitches with trauma we've been knew#raiden ei and chikane and aihara mei and edelgard with brown hair (im cheating with the last one)#adding homura from madoka magica to this
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Jjk 212 thought:
We all remember when Yuuji begged Sukuna to do something, to take whatever he wanted to save Junpei?
Junpei who he knew for a few days? A week maybe? Versus MEGUMI his savior, a person who helped him realize he still was needed and wanted. Megumi who never let him doubt that he deserved to live. Megumi ‘Start by saving me’ Fushiguro.
Something very emotional/painful/gay is gonna happen 213 and idk if I’m emotionally stable enough for that.
#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#itadori yuuji#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#jjk 212#jjk manga spoilers#they are some of the gayest bitches alive and I just want everyone to end up happy and alive at the end of this please Gege#I know that’s not very likely (you one eyed cat bastard) but a boy can dream!!!
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Absolutely CRYING at the trailer for the season finale!!!!! Yo Rhaenrya scared Aemond so much that he went to HALEANA of all people and told her to hop on Dreamfyre and fight!!! What is Haleana about to do Aemond? Go out there and end up like Aegon and Sunfyre when they got their asses beat by Rhaenys!!! At this point you just have to wait for Daeron, he’s on the move, your council literally just told you this!! Stop shitting your pants and wait, damn.
But I love how much this scared him though. It’s almost like Dracarysing your own brother and his dragon who could have been a great asset at this time was a stupid idea huh??!!
#daemon targaryen#hotd spoilers#house of the dragon#house of the dragon spoilers#rhaenrya targaryen#team black#aegon ii targaryen#aemond targaryen#daemon x rhaenyra#daemrya#anti aemond targaryen#forever a one eyed bitch
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SANTA CLAUS RAY??????
I think he could get into the holidays more post-escape when they aren't tinged with as much bittersweetness, and though he may feign indifference or put up a bit of a begrudging show, after his vow in the forest to Emma, if any of the younger children wanted him to dress up as Santa, he's dressing up as Santa. He'd do anything for those kids.
Also this year I went back to add the purple eyes like in my main pfp lol
#sepiamestus#deepest fss lore usually only visible on mobile if you accidentally click on him on my blog#I continue to be the most basic of bitches and champion the purple-eyed Ray hc fkdlgjsk 💜💜#one of his top ten panels for me I love the chaotic energy brimming beneath the surface#like he's saying “try me” when he's in the thick of expressing himself via his love language#Tsunde-Ray‚‚‚he loves his family so much#it might depend on who's asking him to like Thoma and Lanni he might huff a bit before doing it#but like Jemima earnestly asking him about it? that thing's on no questions asked#FSS Chatter#FSS Asks#The Promised Neverland#TPN#Grace Field Kids#TPN Ray#Ray#Big Bro Ray Tag#Purple-eyed Ray Tag#Promised Forest Arc#TPN 038#Return to Grace Field Arc#TPN 167#Post-Canon
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Nah coz the most important thing for EVERYONE should be finding out who the cursed team is
Coz if they lose, EVERYONE DOES!
Who cares if your team "won" if every egg you love dies coz their caregivers were on the cursed team
Like this should be priority one
#cos my hot take is everyone should be working together anyway like what the fuck why are you guys suddenly taking orders after everything#like bro all of you have been flipping the bird to the feds for months but this cyclops motherfucker is suddenly worth listening to???#work together - overthrow the one eyed bitch - get all eggs - profit#/lh btw remember twitch chat this is a game#also im suffering that all of the couples are on different teams#qsmp#qsmp purgatory#qsmp eggs
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me after reading JJK manga leaks
#GEGE YOU ONE EYED BITCH#HOW FUCKING DARE YOU#WHEN I CATCH YOU GEGE#is2g this man is not seeing heaven#how dare he do that to my pookie bear#gojo satoru#jjk gojo#jujutsu kaisen#jjk spoilers#jjk leaks#celena.rambles#celena.misc
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