#and that is so fucking wild??
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one of my most favorite pet peeves is when someone talks about an old edgy game and is like "its a shame because you couldn't just make that nowdays it would NEVER have been allowed its a shame how we've fallen" but like you get to look at them in comparison to things we have now that are actively even more grusome than ever. People say manhunt couldn't be released today because its too brutal but then the last of us has some extra brutal executions too, and don't even get me started on how the MK series is nowadays. "they would have to censor the story so heavily today so im glad [blank] came out years ago" they say, as some weren't already censored to tone it down- a perfect example of that is always going to be Twisted Metal Black where they changed up Raven's, Dollface's, Agent Stone's, Preacher's, John Doe's story to simmer them all down and lighten the blow, expunging certain levels ambient sounds because the implications of domestic violence, and the changing of No-face's surgical cutscene to make it not as explicitly nasty and meanwhile modern games have been actively stepping it up to be even worse.
"Games are just too prudish nowdays we couldnt even get another ghostly desires LOL" and meanwhile the front page to steam is literally littered with hentai games. that do not hide the lewd and raunchy screenshots. sometimes its a freshly creampied pussy in your face. yeah that. Im sorry but there's so much god damn porn games that are available to buy and some of it is mainstream even (Huniepop for instance).
Back in the day NightTrap was rated as an Adult game. Now? It's T for teen because how tame it kinda is. We're not as prudish or pearlclutchy on literally any of these points as we used to be and thank fucking god for that- but literally take off the nostolgia goggles cause its fuckin blinding you sweetie
#i remember the panic that came out about games like doom and how violent they were#so many hackles were raised and it was so scandalous#the newest ones are even more so and there's hardly a peep#gta was certainly contreversial back in its day but especially 3 set off shit like you would not believe but 5 actively pushes way past it#and there's less about it now- ffs the hot coffee made it back into the remasters by accident#and despite knowing that there was even less of a hubub this time of round for San andreas than back then#literally so few care about that now#but even CoD is getting more graphic than it and so many other games are too#gta just doesnt have its oomph anymore#and i wanna say that's a good thing because there's more artistic freedom with that#but we can't just be so deluded as to pretend we've not gotten heavier about all of this#because we have and it really shows#none of the old contreversial series seem near as bad now when half of everything is rivaling it#ballad of gay tony showed dick and everyone was so up in arms about it#in numbers we couldnt even see for Outlast Whistleblower for seeing a man's dick chopped off and him split open to make a birthing statue#and that is so fucking wild??
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What I am gathering from current fandom discussion
#joel smallishbeans#smallishbeans#wild life#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#trafficblr#life series#traffic smp#tbh I feel like the solar system symbolism hasn’t hit the same since the og 3#but I find it so funny how it was kept alive as long as possible unfortunately Joel’s whole thing this season was a fucking Car#and that’s the line in the sand 😭😭
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Bro went from happy tree carnival to ᭙ꫀꪶᥴꪮꪑꫀ 𝕥ꪮ 𝕥ꫝꫀ ᥴⅈ𝕣ᥴꪊડ
#trafficblr#this skin fucks so hard#wlsmp#wlsmp spoilers#goodtimeswithscar#gtwscar#mcyt#mcytblr#meme#wildlife smp#wild life smp#wildlife spoilers#gtws#namemc spoilers#wild life#wildlife
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congratulations joel, massive W for smallishbeans lovers :D
#IM SO PROUD O FHIM#that fucking godawful ugly ass horrible car gonna haunt us forever#wild life#wild life smp#smallishbeans#life series#traffic life#rendog#zombiecleo#geminitay#not tagging all the ghosts but everyone is there except for grian and pearl#little bit of lore#spark draws
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“People are inherently terrible” no!!! Have you ever seen a child wait for their friend while they tie their shoelaces? Have you ever known someone who would bring hurt squirrels and rabbits and mice to the nearest vet just so it doesn’t suffer? Have you seen someone grieve? Have you ever read something that hit your heart like a freight train? Have you looked at the stars and felt an unexplainable joy? Have you ever baked bread? Have you shared a meal with a friend? Have you not seen it? All the love? All the good? I know it’s hard to see sometimes, I know there’s pain everywhere. But look, there’s a child helping another up after a hard fall. Look, there’s someone giving their umbrella to a stranger. Look, there’s someone admiring the spring flowers. Look, there’s good, there’s good, there’s good. Look!!!!
#humans are good actually#humans are strange#hopecore#honey prose#respectfully do not fill my mentions w Christianity references this is NOT a capital G god friendly post#fuck the concept of original sin and also Thomas Hobbes#also for all the vet ppl in the tags saying don’t take a wild animal to the vet pls refer to ‘just so it doesn’t suffer’ IM A VET TECH.#THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO FOR A SMALL WILD ANIMAL THAT IS INJURED .#I’m talking about humane euthanasia for a creature that is clearly suffering when there’s no wildlife conservation for 60+ miles#I’ve actually never had a client that didn’t call to ask to bring it in that didn’t already know and understand euthanasia was all we’d be#able to do.#that’s the kindness part. that’s the love. ‘I can’t do anything except make sure you don’t suffer any longer than u already have since some#asshole ran over your back legs’
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I love how this Looney Toons ass man always manages to fumble his way into being one of, if not the single, deadliest people in the entirety of the Life series
#like bro was the first red in third life and also the last#he won the season with maybe the hardest gimmick so far#and then he was an absolute fucking menace yesterday#bro is cracked#goodtimeswithscar#life series#wild life smp#wild life ep 7#trafficblr
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14 yrs ago i started playing magic the gathering as a kid, and i had the dream to do art for them
3 yrs ago i tweeted about those dreams:
today i’ve released 11 official magic the gathering cards, and it’s honestly so surreal and insane to me! i did that!! i fulfilled a childhood dream, and i honestly couldn’t be more proud 🥹
#as someone who never had support it’s wild to me to ACTUALLY DO IT BITCH!#my hs counselor said i’d never amount to anything and id be lucky to work fast food#only bc i was disruptive and hated the southern culture i was raised in#hope she chokes on my success :)#pixel art#artist on tumblr#aesthetic#illustration#i am so fucking powerful#i put 18 but it’s rly like 14 yrs ago lmao oops#i edited the age for clarity sake after doing the math!!!!
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I'M JUST KEN (AND I'M ENOUGH) AND I'M GREAT AT DOING ~STUFF~
#ken#barbie#barbie movie#barbie 2023#i'm kenning so fucking hard it's wild#kenning during the day. kenning at night. kenning a lil bit right now
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All the life series artists out here realizing with dawning horror that they have to draw Joel’s stupid ass skin and stupid ass car in all their dramatic angsty winner art from now on
#I’ll rewrite his season so it’s more dramatic I don’t gaf. fuck that guy (/j)#life series#wild life#life series spoilers#wild life spoilers#joel smallishbeans#trafficblr
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what does sword taste like pearl
#wild life spoilers#life series spoilers#wild life smp#traffic smp#pearlescentmoon#pearlescentmoon fanart#trafficblr#mcyt#this session was so fucking FUNNY oh my GOD#gonna doodle more during mcc later <3#doodled fruit
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ok so did anyone else jump at the lore potential and imagery and symbolism of joel walking down a long narrow corridor to a red door he created to end his series completely of his own volition only for the trap to not work and embarrass him in front of the spectators who were all watching at the time btw. so he just had to go off and kill himself with ender pearl spam. anyone else
#like ok. symbolism cancelled i guess#but also it was so insanely fucking funny like joel never change oh my god#bonus points if you are also a tma fan and started thinking about the spiral. you get it. not anymore though hashtag failwizard#like thats sooooo embarrassing i love it. imagine winning but youre so cringefail you cant even kill yourself with your own trap so you just#have to start literally throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks (will kill you)#wild life spoilers#trafficblr#elfy talks#life series#life series spoilers#life series smp#smallishbeans#joel smallishbeans#wild life#wild life smp#mcyt
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These f f f rreaks
#mcyt#mcyt fanart#buggbox art#hermitcraft#uhhh not technically traffic shipping but its sort of up to you#Scar is so me you guys don't even understand#I feel a physic connection to his little Minecraft man#I love love love drawing him#:J#trafficblr#for you lovely desert duo creatures#<3#traffic series#hermitblr#gtws fanart#gtwscar#goodtimeswithscar#grian mc#grian fanart#grian#life series#traffic smp#wild life smp#desert duo#let grian say fuck
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Vox won the hottest Hazbin Hotel character poll on twitter against Lucifer in the final round and I can't stop thinking about it I love my pathetic TV Girl he deserves it
#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin vox#hazbin alastor#vox#my art#comic#autodesk sketchbook#digital art#I followed the whole thing earlier today and it was like running a fucking marathon istg#he stayed at 50/50 with Lucifer for so long and only went to 51 in the last 2 hours it was wild#my poor guy fought for his life out there#ALSO IT'S SO FUNNY HOW ALASTOR LOST AGAINST LUCI IN THE SECOND ROUND BUT VOX MANAGED TO BEAT LUCI???? WHAT???#I'm not complaining ofc I love Vox but if Vox managed to do it why not Alastor aghjsagjjsab#anyways I love my tv girl
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Catelyn heard someone snigger behind her. She loves him, poor thing, she thought sadly. She'd play his squire just to touch him, and never care how great a fool they think her... (and some other things)
#brienne of tarth#renly baratheon#catelyn stark#catelyn tully#stannis baratheon#davos seaworth#theon greyjoy#asha greyjoy#asoiaf#acok#a clash of kings#this fucking quote hit me like a truck right in my balls I genuinely start tearing up whenever i look at it its wild#im not even sure why it hit me so hard??? its just kinda me fr#anyway renly looks like loki sorry it wasnt intended#and ofc i had to include the greyjoy siblings too#🧩
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キャプションの注意書き必読
#vocaloid#hatsune miku#i could post so fucking many pieces from this artist#there's too many to choose from it's actually wild
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two mimir.. 🤲🏼🤲🏼
#i'm so fucking unwell about them this isn't fair i don't need more tragic yaoi in my life LET ME LIVE FML#they deserved so much better#fuck the “who would top who would bottom” argument bc they're minors we should be asking who would big spoon and little spoon 😔#kinda wild how we had a sleepover with yusuke and almost ryuji but not akechi 🤨#atlus discriminating between boyfriends i see#not even complaining i still think yusuke should've lived with us i started violently sobbing when he said he was moving back into the dorms#that was so homophobic of the devs i was gonna ask him to share the bed next night 💔#ANYWAY#persona 5#p5#goro akechi#ren amamiya#akira kurusu#shuake#akeshu#lotus draws#its two am on a school night i need to sleep bro 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭#no school day after tmr bc the juniors and sophmores are taking the sat tho 😼‼️
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