#and suddenly its woke to be like

[valtsv]

unfortunately being in the military runs in my family all the way back to my distant ancestors because for some reason we seem to have a really strong genetic predisposition to go die in battle fever. fortunately i managed to control this dark urge by getting into war history instead.

[saturnniidae]

Modern au with a strong theme of Hiccup coping with his leg better than all the people around him and it's low key pissing him off

[miyaagis]

at that point in life where i know i deserve a ripped, tall, dark-haired, and handsome dude to fold me in half

[helloarchivist]

When you kinda wanna ask what you did to upset someone but also bothering them when they clearly don't want anything to do with you atm feels pushy OTL

[lowpawly]

good news: my girlfriends salt pills seem to be helping me manage some of the more debilitating dysautonomia symptoms. bad news: I have to take fucking salt pills

[onlykiwi]

idk why tiktok felt the need to play with me sending a "Luke Hemmings posted!" notification but COUNT UR DAYSSSSS

[blue-eli]

Realised it’s @khoc-week so even though I don’t have the energy to do it daily have this I did a while ago but never posted.

Arxeht my beloved. They came to me in a dream where I was a replica (of multiple people but looked most like Vidar) made by apprentice Nort/Xemnas, who was the fifteenth member of the organisation and also had my knowledge of hit video games Kingdom Hearts and kept getting randomly thrown through space and time.

[soggy-fishsticks]

my puppy is acting like staying in a spacious cage during the night so she doesn't eat wires and die is akin to CIA torture and is a cruel and unusual punishment

[floorpancakes]

idk how to put this but when people put canonically male characters in cute outfits it feels like there's a difference in enjoyment out of it i get depending on whether they're being put in the outfit for novelty reasons or whether it's done creatively because the op has an interest in or actually likes the clothes outside of the novelty???

this isn't shitting on either mind you I LOVE both. and as a gender roles are dumb believer who loves fashion its something i actively seek out regardless but like i noticed it when I was buying merch of characters wearing cute maid bunny nurse outfits and all I kept thinking was 'these are so well designed...they're tailored so well to the characters...fashion is so cool...'

i genuinely don't know how to put it but i like when there's a feeling that exists outside 'isnt it funny/novel that this guy has a dress on' even though that can have charms too . it's not like either option is bad per se but i like when these things are treated as normal and not weird at all, exaggerated to the point of being freaky or invested further in the fashion than just being generic maid dress or sexy stock outfit (but I like that too!!! I love sexy stock outfits!!! I'm a gooner!! I can't seem to articulate this vibe very well I'm sorry!!)

i guess its like. on a sliding scale from 'boy character wears generic maid outfit and is rly annoyed and upset about it because dear audience aren't guys in girl clothes sooo funny' (mild enjoyment at best as a concept, unless it's like something they grow from or the outfit or art is cute lol) to 'gender stupid fashion is forever' (cheering and whooping)

[roseworth]

i may be the stupidest person alive

so im afraid of bugs right. and there was a HUGE bug in my apt today and i freaked out and spent like 5 minutes trying to get it out. and after i got it out i thought it might be a hornet so i googled pictures of hornets to compare. but what i didnt consider was that a close-up picture of a hornet would scare the shit out of me. so i pull up the picture and freak out again and threw my phone across the room instinctively. so i gave up on finding out what kind of bug it was and started doing something else. THEN 10 minutes later i open my phone to find out i never actually closed the picture of the hornet so i got scared AGAIN and throw my phone again. and i just realized that when i threw my phone i still didnt close the picture so ive been scared to open it again bc i dont wanna see it

[airasora]

Anyone who has advice om how to like... talk regularly with a person you don't really know how to talk to?

Long story short, my dad has once again complained that I "never call him", and I want to try and do it more often. The thing is I never know what the hell to say to him cause anything interesting that happens in my life is stuff he wouldn't understand.

So, what the hell do I talk about with a person who can't relate to me at all? 😅

I can ask him how he's doing, and I can talk about my birds, but... that's it. Anything beyond that is either too niche to explain to him (he'd get a concussion trying to understand what editing even is, for example, lol) or something personal I do NOT want him to know about.

Also, FYI, please don't feel bad for my dad. Our sucky relationship is 100% his fault, but a narcissistic alcoholic wouldn't understand that, so 😂

[satoriberry]

tha terf paradox of promoting acceptance of oneself's biological nature and not changing it for societal ideologies but then turning around and criticizing any person that has a different perception of their biological nature that doesn't immediately enter the "male or female" binary hmmm,,,,

[deepwoundsandfadedscars]

This game continues to make me obsessed with this guy

[thetangibleghost]

I've always wanted to wake up from a dream laughing and I just did but I realized after I woke up that I have missed a million social cues :((((((((((((((((( it wasn't even funny idk why I couldn't stop giggling. I dont even giggle irl.

[phagodyke]

woke up randomly in the night and my flatmate is in the bathroom so I can't go pee and immediately go back to sleep incident 7493 dead 19923 casualties

[todayisafridaynight]

cant find my first post where i said this Cause I Absolutely Did Have A First Post But Tumblr's Tagging System Is Ass so im making a new one anyway Still Funny yayoi was like 'daigo's a party animal. absolutely out of control. he's a freak' and then kiryu walks in and this dude's just sooooooooo Not Here. there is no greater vibe than him Not wanting to be there. his maxed out charisma stat accidentally spawned a party around him and now he can't leave because despite him """"being done with people"""" he still has enough social grace and awareness to not tell everyone to piss off and die