#and spock is just standing there like

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

i like how literally every interaction between spock and bones goes something like this

spock : humans are irrational

bones : shut up spock you’re a green blooded computer of an alien who weighs the worth of human life against a hypothetical outcome . you don’t know what it is to genuinely care for human life because you will never be tormented with a soul that is torn apart by remorse . also u r annoying

[ random kirk exclamation here ]

[spirk-trek]

captain kirk, being actively attacked:

live security/first officer reaction:

[bumblingbabooshka]

I think it'd be funny if Tuvok was from some isolated town where everyone loved him and he hated it. Like, to be clear NO ONE outside of his hometown has heard of him but for some reason his family is important in the town and only this one town [perhaps they're religious leaders due to his strong spiritual ties] and so whenever he's there he's treated like a local celebrity. People stop him to talk in the street. He gets discounts at any local store without asking. If he's visiting with his kids they'll get showered with toys and candy. They love it but Tuvok's grumbling about how this is why he moved... I just think it'd be funny if Tuvok came from a very niche-ly privileged upbringing that he treated like a dark backstory. You don't want to see his childhood hometown....it's fucked up...it was like hell, living somewhere where you were popular and everyone doted on you...you'd never understand his pain. He was voted class president every year and didn't volunteer once. He didn't even show up to a single meeting one year and they still voted him in the next year. When he returns to his hometown after the Voyager incident he finds that nearly everyone in town came to greet him and is logically mortified. Janeway or whomever is like "Tuvok this is such a sweet gesture" while Tuvok's glancing around for a cliff to jump off. He has a plaque dedicated to him at the local temple when he didn't even serve there. Guy who wants to be left alone vs Entire town of people who love and respect him

[firstofficerkittycat]

the most annoying thing jj abrams has ever done is choose benedict cumberbatch to play khan bitch why did you do that. only thing convincingly khan about that man is being a eugenics experiment hes fucking BORING

[1shirt2shirtredshirtdeadshirt]

What if in the upcoming Strange New Worlds Musical episode, we suddenly see Paul Wesley as Kirk disappearing into a room.

He abruptly reappears, walking out in a bowtie tux.

He has a stool and a microphone in hand.

He puts down the stool and promptly sits upon it.

He snatches out a "jazz cigarette", lights it, takes a generous drag, and begins:

"Packed my bag last night, pre-flight; zero hour, 9 am . . .

and I'm going to be high as a kite by then . . . "

The USS Enterprise crew:

*Whispering* "Maybe if we don't look he'll stop . . ."

"Captain, do something. Shut it down!"

Meanwhile, Spock:

[lonesomedreamer]

am I doing this right?

[simptasia]

antisemitic trekkies have a staggering amount of gall

[misscalming]

POV: you try to write a Star Trek story but you have ADHD AND autism so u can’t write a single paragraph that doesn’t contain either a) a funny joke or b) ur own random thoughts so u end up with shit like this

[asymmetryestablished]

listening to the bucchigiri ED and looking at my totally-legally-acquired star trek: TOS collection and now I desperately need to see that parody

[gutsfics]

trying to decide who would be the mc that gets to do the action hero's help quest

Neel feels like the obvious choice bc according to Hunt he fucks up everything he does, so CLEARLY Hunt would ask the guy he thinks is most likely to screw up getting a shitty script to where it needs to go & accidentally leak it

however comma. since the whole quest is making fun of action movie tropes. Avalon kinda turning into Sweaty Angry Action Hero & Hunt trying. reeeeal hard not to let anyone know how attracted to Avalon he is. but since its Hunt, to everyone else it seems like hes normal. but to Hunt himself it feels like this 👇

Do You See My Vision.

[good-wine-and-cheese]

Tenma Star Trek related headcanons

He has a notebook somewhere which details his life as a starship captain and what role his friends would play

He wants to go to Iowa to see Captain Kirk's future birthplace

Has made his own phaser (does it work? I hope not)

Practiced moving his eyebrows independently of each other in the mirror so he can do the Spock Fascinating thing

Likes to talk about how he would handle an episode conflict differently and why he would be a better captain than Kirk (Hiroshi won't watch with him when he gets like this)

He hosts an annual Spock's Brain party where he and Hiroshi (and anyone else they wrangle) watch episodes of Star Trek and drink, and end the night with Spock's Brain while inebriated

Even though he mainly watches the original series he looooves the nextgen episodes about Data and the Borg

[adoctornotatumbl-r]

hc that uhura , scotty , sulu , and chekhov all gossip whenever jim and spock leave the bridge

[coredrill]

this show is not “strange new worlds” it is “the same old amatonormativity that everyone is sick of”

[bumblingbabooshka]

I think it'd be funny if Stonn didn't have anything against Spock until AFTER he says that Having V. Wanting thing to him at the end of the episode - and then he wishes he HAD killed him. [Patreon | Commissions]

[prince-strife]

every time i see someone talk about how bad AOS is and how it’ll never live up to TOS i get so sad. like i was only 5 when the first AOS movie came out, and my mom liked it, so i liked it, and i grew up watching the first two movies. into darkness is still a big comfort movie for me and i like to watch it whenever i’m bummed out.

i didn’t even know TOS was a thing until i was like, 16, and when i tried watching it i just could not get into it. idk.

[dragontatoes]

Watching original series trek for the first time is like “they can’t possibly be right. Those guys that were on tv in 1966 can’t possibly be as horny for each other as the fans say” and then you watch it and they. really are.