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Hockey player!Oscar Piastri x driver!reader
Summary: YN is a Redbull driver and gets introduced to a certain NHL team, and a certain player Masterlist / TipJar
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Coming to the end of the season strong!
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user he is such a man whore lordy look at him
user delectable user how is he not taken user HES SINGLE !?!
user raw. next question.
user UNHINGED
user I wanna move to Canada to breathe the same air as him
user I am from his hometown in Australia and that's my biggest achievement
ynusername
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ynusername Just a day of packing while wearing my teammates merch
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user redbull merch is redbull merch regardless of the driver
user soft launching ...
user i doubt it, max has a baby coming user omg DILF
maxverstappen we all know you are immediately unpacking that suitcase
ynusername the things i do for the aesthetic maxverstappen and why would you pack a book you finished a month ago ynusername huh how maxverstappen i follow your Goodreads, we need to talk ynusername NO IGNORE MY READS user shes a smut reader omg user that wasn't on my bingo card
landonorris AUSTRALIAAAAAA
ynusername TIME FOR THONGS ynuersname that sounds strange ynusername nope im sticking with flipflops user HAH landonorris I WANNA WEAR A THONG landonorris ;)
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri I'm homesick
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user Melbourne mention
user 5 minutes and a hair tie
user go to horny jail
user I got this just after the F1 post about the season starting in MELBOURNE
user crossover user no because a F1 x NHL crossover would be so sick! user @ F1 HEAR OUR WISHES
ynusername
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ynusername it feels good to be back
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user the queen is back on her throne
user WINNERR user since she got in the redbull she is a force to be reckoned with user she deserves everything
user shes a bitch
user GET OUT SHOO OUT
landonorris I hate you
ynusername I hate you too ynusername I hate the mullet landonorris NOT THE MULLET alexalbon NOT THE MULLET maxverstappen that was low, holy hell
landonorris
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landonorris managed to get tickets to see my favourite hockey team. Took a doofus and now shes a bigger fan than me. Owns more merch than me
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user they are such a cute couple omg
user they aren't user they aren't ?? user nope they just friends since karting
ynusername I slayyed that photoshoot
landonorris you are welcome ynusername I am learning more about the game every time I watch now ynusername would it be traitorous to switch teams now, i like this Jack Hughes with the devils landonorris NO YOU WILL STAY A MAPLE FAN user YN x Jack Hughes would be so cute user god all people do is ship her with people
mapleleafs Come back soon
landonorris WE WILL user F1 x NHL crossover LOOMING
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Ending the season cold, always.
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user I wanna be that ice water
user that's such a strange way to say you find him hot user I wanna be it too though
user I can't believe we now have to wait like half a year for more ice bath pics
user I am so sad that the hockey is almost over but the F1 is just starting !! so my calendar is always full
user He can't be single, look at this man
ynusername
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ynusername MIAMIIIIIII (cue feral behaviour)(yes redbull admin this is non-alcoholic, no drunk driving)
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user THIS IS MIAMI
user her and lando become demons in Miami user it is so fun
maxverstappen maybe not that one, but the others..
ynusername don't spread such BLASPHEMY maxverstappen you remained sober completely ynusername I did, i just drank alot of caffeine landonorris ah a proper redbull advocate
user WHY DID I AGAIN SCROLL TO THIS FROM A NHL POST
user what NHL post? user the post Oscar Piastri did about him and some of this teammates at the Miami GP user OMG WHY ARE THEY THERE user Idk, they must be fans
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri This getting into a new sport thing is fun
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user NHL x F1 crossover !
user omg yes my life is complete user I am now trying to work out which of his teammates are F1 fans
user He is such a cutie
user OKAY I NEED OSCAR X YN CONTENT NOW
user they have never interacted user true, they could though
ynusername
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ynusername had a wonderful time. suck it lando I got an autograph.
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user i love it when famous people are fans of other famous people
user whose signature is that?
user I think it is Oscar Piastri, he was there, and he plays for the Toronto Maple Leafs user she is now such a fan, everyone thank Lando
landonorris I got an autograph too
ynusername yeah you got a piece of paper signed landonorris it was the back of an important document mclaren what ynusername HA ynusername and you called me crazy for packing my hat landonorris you were crazy, but it paid off
user couple alert
user calm tf down
redbullracing
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redbullracing Just Leaving This Here
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user OKAY maybe redbull got the team tickets to Miami...
user OMGOMGOMGOMGGG
user what are the Toronto Maple Leafs?
user they are an NHL team user huh user hockey
user okay so players in a car or drivers on the ice
user DRIVERS ON ICE PLEASE
ynusername
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ynusername some recent vibes
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user HOT HANDS GAWD
user omg shes lucky is that her boyfriend
user they look like Lando's hands user no he wouldnt wear that watch though
danielricciardo giddyup
ynusername aren't my boots beautiful danielricciardo need them in my life ynusername don't think they are your size
landonorris very neutral aesthetic, very demure
user WHERE DID HE LEARN THAT ynusername why yes ynusername but don't say that again its weird from you maxverstappen you can call me demure Lando ynusername you are anything but demure landonorris ignore her, max you are very demure ynusername EVERYONE STOP SAYING DEMURE
user shes taken? i thought she was single
user no one is confirming either way user who? user no idea
redbullracing
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redbullracing admin can happily say they died of laughter in the making of this...
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user omg YN and Max ice skating with the team?
user god why won't drivers just stick to racing what's with all this unnecessary extra stuff
user YN so campaigned for this crossover to annoy Lando that she met the team
user I would too, have you seen them, like Oscar Piastri, DAMN
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Back home in time for the start of another dose of winter
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user he just leaves these here and doesn't address them. Sir this is a thirst trap
user all he does is thirst trap (no one complain) user do you think if he gets a girlfriend he will stop thirst-trapping user i hope NOT user i'll just have to resort to Pinterest
user wait if he is in Australia then did he not take part in the Redbull F1 thing
user I think they have already filmed it user PHEW
ynusername
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ynusername Spain you were perfect
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user redbull domination!
user the queen is leading the championship!!
user YESS user I hope she wins!
user god she's hot
user god you only watch the racing for the hot drivers woah user no that's stupid as fuck user sorry just felt appropriate to turn tables for once
maxverstappen you make me take a million photos of you and you don't even credit me
ynusername gosh i am sooooo sorry (not) ynusername everyone thank Max for taking the photo of me user thank you landonorris thank you ynusername why you landonorris you said everyone!
maxverstappen thats true you did, thank you Lando
user Why are we still waiting for Redbull racing to release the hockey crossover!
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Go check out the newest video on both Toronto Maple Leafs and Redbull Racings youtube!!
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user OMG DID YOU SEE IT
user YN cannot SKATE HOLY HELL
user Oscar making goo goo eyes at that girl the entire time
user you mean YN, Redbull racing F1 driver user you have a lot to learn, she is amazing
user the camera panning as Max Verstappen just slowly skated directly into the wall and then fell over
user I DIED
user I came for the crossover, i stayed for this man WOOF
user I thought the girl in that youtube what his girlfriend user dont think so
user YUMMY
maxverstappen
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maxverstappen What I felt like while filming. What YN looked like while filming. And then that.
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user she is just FLAT
user im sorry Max that photo does not fit them vibe, its too hot
user you are so right
user She could not skate
user max was worse he is just hiding it!
ynusername you have done me so dirty, i will never forgive you
maxverstappen oh no, what ever will i do now ynusername i will run you off the track redbullracing no you wont ynusername no I wont maxverstappen haha mum told you off ynusername bully
landonorris she was so shit, serves her right
ynusername FOR WHAT landonorris FOR MEETING LOADS OF THE TEAM ynusername yeah I did do that, SUCK IT maxverstappen children, not in the comments
ynusername
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ynusername got myself a red hot date
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user MAMA
user the hand placement, she knows what she is doing
user I wanna be her
user I want to be both of them, I am undecided
landonorris this is why you were being evasive about whether you were coming out with us or not
ynusername guilty as charged ynusername can you blame me landnorris I dont swing like that but no i do not maxverstappen do you know who that is landonorris I might im not sure, hold on ill text you user NO LANDO KEEP IT HERE WE NEED TO KNOW
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri Really liking this racing thing
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user HES AT SILVERSTONE OMG
user SIR what you doing there
user the redbull garage, he was so invited by YN
user or max... or the team user I bet by YN so much
user no thirst trap..
user that photo is cute user yes but where is the HOT user has he been domesticated...
landonorris
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landonorris Party. Party. Party.
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user what is in the water, its thirst trap after thirst trap
user shush you'll spook them away
user I want that man
ynusername Slut
landonorris you are calling me a slut? ynusername man whore ynusername bully landonorris what did i do landonorris OH i see what i did landonorris HOW DO I DELETE A PIC ynusername GRRRR
user DID LANDO JUST EXPOSE YN RELATIONSHIP
user NO IT LOOKS LIKE IT user DAMN ITS BLURRY WHO IS THAT
ynusername
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ynusername You know I dont love a london boy
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user she is dropping hints!
user that mans back, yum
user this is so aesthetic
landonorris this is humorous
ynusername how so landonorris you down bad ynusername who said that landonorris everything you are doing, it is as new you landonorris i take credit ynusername HOW landonorris ;)
maxverstappen I feel like as your teammate i need to give you the talk after all of these photos
ynusername EW NO you arent my dad maxverstappen I wasnt saying that, its more, big brother vibes landonorris Ill join in ynusername gosh, i hate you all maxverstappen young lady!
user why is lando taking credit
user did he introduce them? user hear me out, introduced YN to his team... Becuase its Oscar Piastri user who?
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri recently
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user HES TAKEN
user bye bye thirst traps
user i wanna be her omg
user do you think she is canadian or australian user she could be neither
user he looks GOOOD
user he HAS been domesticated user it looks good on him
ynusername
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ynusername he is definitely not a London boy
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user he is an ASSUIE BOY
user i feel like im suppose to know who that is
user its Oscar Piastri user ill google
user shes so lucky
user HE is so lucky
landonorris if you switch teams now, its divorce
ynusername i knowwwww ynusername i'll just dream out the Red Devils oscarpiastri you will do no such thing, I am not moving teams landonorris See even he agrees ynusername I hate you both
maxverstappen lets keep it PG in front of the children
maxverstappen happy for you pipsqueak ynusername we agreed to never use that name again maxverstappen sorry, happy for you teammate ynusername better, ish ynusername thank you <3 ynusername ALso what part is NOT pg
user F1 x NHL crossover FOREVERRRR
oscarpiastri
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oscarpiastri I think I officially love this racing thing
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user RIP Oscar Piastri thirst traps
user RIP user RIP
user He is down bad, its cute
ynusername Yum
oscarpiastri what? ynusername nothing, just you ;) user she is just like us I fear
user she is so pretty
user him being decked out in her merch just feels right
user him going to all the races!
landonorris YN WE GOING TO ALL THE MATCHES
ynusername fans for life babygirl landonorris ew why babygirl oscarpiastri yeah.. ynusername becuase look at him, he is BABYGIRL oscarpiastri fairs sorry x landonorris HUH
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recently my tm on x has been filled with frat and nerd gojo so please do something with that 🙏🏻😫
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SINISTER
satoru x female reader
synopsis: Satoru is your dorm building RA and happens to do a room check-in with you only to find that you're struggling tremendously with calculus, his best subject. To your surprise, he offers to help but it's not without a cost.
SATURDAY 12:56 AM
"Sweets! Open the door, I gotta do a room check...make sure ya don't have anything not allowed in here," Satoru, your obnoxiously loud RA bangs on your door.
You're in the middle of your calculus homework when you hear him, it was awfully late and you weren't expecting anyone. You we're still in your pajamas, a tank top and plaid pajama pants that fit looser than your tank top. You weren't thinking clear when you walked to the door and just opened it, in the comfort of your dorm room you we're working without a bra.
"You're doing dorm checks at one in the morning?" You groaned as you looked at his stupid face.
He was in his own black sweats, patched with the sign of his fraternity on the left side of his sweats and a white hoodie.
"Actually, it's only 12:56. Now let me check," he shrugged and you sighed and stepped to the side to let him in to do what he needed to do.
You flicked the light on for him, since you'd been doing your homework in the dark. Your roomate went out to a party so she wouldn't be back for a while. Satoru looked around your room and you let him as you went back to your desk. The homework wasn't due until monday morning but since you knew it would take you forever to do, you got an early start on it.
You sat down and continue to work the problems out, without you realizing it Satoru's nosieness directed him towards your nightstand by your bed. You heard the sound of a drawer opening and you whipped your head around before perking up and rushing over to him to slam the door shut. By the time you closed the drawer, it was too late. He'd already seen your vibrator that was inside the drawer, you slightly sat on the nightstand, putting yourself in between him and the nightstand. He smirked at you and chuckled lazily before turning around.
"That...that wasn't what it looked like. Why are you going through my stuff anyway?!" You made an attempt to turn the situation on him but he only laughed while walking past your desk.
Your homework caught his eye and he took a look at it for a moment, he shook his head while looking at your work.
"You're doing this all wrong." He points out, tapping his finger on your notebook paper and you stop leaning on your nightstand to see what part he's referring to.
"How would you know?" You scoff as you look at the part he's pointing to.
Without explanation, he grabs the red pen off your desk and begins working out the problem right then and there with ease. You watched him doing it without even looking at a calculator, you weren't good at calculus but the problems were also difficult yet he did it was ease. It was second nature to him, he worked the problem out over your incorect work and set down the pen when he was done. You looked it over before typing his answer into your laptop only for a green checkmark to appear as you entered it. You'd been working on that problem for an hour straight, you kept getting the wrong answer yet he stood there in finished it in less than ten minutes.
"I took this class last year, I tutor for this class and it's my favorite subejct...so I'd say I'm pretty qualified, sweets." He chuckles while looking at you with a teasing grin.
"Will...will you help me? Please?" you were desperate, you were on the verge of failing this class and you'd never failed a class in your life.
"Hm...I guess," he shrugs and grabs the chair from your roomates desk to pull up next to your desk.
You both sit down and he begins explaining everything to you in great detail. He takes his time with you, talking gently as his caters to your specific weaknesses and strengths in the subject. He's talking you through it as you go through the twenty-five problems together. He's gentle and not making fun of you at all, it was as if he was a completely different person. You we're necessarily close to him but you lived in the same building so you had your frequent run-in's with each other.
His frat took up the entire left wing of the floor and he often fit the sterotypical frat boy. Constant parties, different women coming in and out of his friends dorms, and obnoxious to the absolute core. He often made fun of you and nicknamed you "sweets" because everytime you had your elevator run-in, you were carrying some kind of candy, dessert or sugary drink. It was your motivation to completew your work, what can you say? You had a sweet tooth and it was no secret yet he constantly was making fun of you for it.
An hour and a half later, you finally finished. This entire semester you'd never once finished your calculus homework in less than five hours minimum. You clicked "submit" on the final problem and sighed loudly with relief, you were in absolute amazement as you stared at the "completed" on the homework assignment.
"Alright, time to pay up." he blurts and puts his hand out as if he's waiting for money from you.
"Excuse me?" you tilted your head in confusion and he laughed at you.
"What? I don't tutor for free. That'll be fifty dollars, sweets," He explains and your eyes pop open wide.
"Fifty dollars?? I thought you we're doing me a favor!" You exclaimed and he shook his head.
"A favor? I'd never and I never said it was a favor either," he cracks a teasing smile and you groan in annoyance.
You should have known better but you genuienly thought he was being nice. You didn't want to pay him fifty dollars, you we're planning on buying this pair of earrings you really wanted with that money.
"If ya don't wanna pay that way...I'd take another kind of payment from you," he suggested rather suspciously, causing you to squint.
"What kind of payment exactly...?" you tilt your head to the side with your brows raised.
"You've got nice tit's sweets...flash me and consider your debt paid." he bargains and your eyes nearly pop out their sockets.
"You're bold...I'll give you that--"
"Then that'll be fifty bucks. One or the other, baby." He interrupts with a careless shrug and you tense up.
You look at him for a minute, waiting for him to tell you that he was joking but he never did. You we're staring at each other, waiting for one of you to crack and unfortunately, you ended up being the one to crack after deciding you cared to keep your fifty dollars more than you cared for Satoru to see your tits.
"Fine--"
"Unfortunately...you took too long so now I also get to lick...or you could pay me the fifty and we'll be all done here!" He adds on and you roll your eyes in annoyance.
"Fine...but on one condition besides the fact that you can't tell anyone, espcially none of your frat brothers." You declared and he raised a brow as you sat turned in front of each other.
"You have to tutor me for the rest of the semester...and next if I need help in calculus two too." You stated and the corner of his mouth curled into a smirk.
"Two semesters worth of free tutoring? I'm afraid that means I deserve to suck too. It's the least you could do, walkin' around with tits like those," he glanced down at your hardened nipples poking through your tank and back up to your eyes.
"For how long...?
"Thirty seconds is all I require." he stated and you knit your brows together.
"Fifteen." you bargained back to him and he didn't waste a second before nodding his head.
"Deal." he agrees and adjusts himself by sitting up straight.
You sit up straight as well, trying to not think about it too hard because if you do, you know you'll back out. You really wanted those earrings so you thought about that instead as you took a deep breath and grabbed the ends of your tank. You turned your head to the side and closed your eyes, avoiding the look on his face as you began to lift your shirt up. His heart was pounding with anticipation and when you finally lifted your tank up over your tits, displaying them in front of him, his heart practically burst.
A second later, after he practiclly drools at the sight of your perfect tits, he cups them in his hands. You feel his hot mouth on your nipple, sucking as hard as he can while fondilng with your other tit in his hand. Your eyes are shut and you're biting your bottom lip to hold back on how badly you wanted to moan as he sucked. You we're counting in your head until you got to fiffteen. He groaned a little while sucking, taking pleasure in the softness of your tit in his mouth. He took more than just your nipple in his mouth, he widened his mouth to take more of your tit inside his mouth. You could feel his spit soaking over your breast until he released after the fifteen seconds with a pop sound.
"Fuck...that was hot," he smirks at the sight of your tits still nice and wet in front of him.
A trail of spit breaks as he parts his mouth from your nipple, you can feel spit dribbling down your nipple and despite the fiftee seconds being over, you don't drop your shirt back down. You can't ignore the heat between your legs or the throbbing you felt as he sucked. It's been a long time since you had your breast sucked like that and at two in the morning with your mind worn out from all that math, you indulged in the relief presented before you.
"Well thank--mmph!" you grabbed the back of his head and shoved his face back to your tit, he latched on immdietwly and begin sucking again.
You looked down at him and saw him looking up at you, he smiled a little when you made eye contact. With his other hand he was kneading your tit roughly, you let a moan slip out of your mouth as he nibbled on your nipple playfully.
He moans a little himself, muffled by your tit in his mouth. Without hesitation, he reaches forward and wraps his arms around your waist. He yanks you forward onto his lap where you can feel his dick hard underneath your thigh. He tilts his head to the side a little as his other hand slips up and pulls your shirt off completely to throw onto the ground. You're body has a mind of it's own, that the only way you allow yourself peace of mind as you do what you do.
Your hips start bucking and before you know it, you're grinding your cunt against his thigh. His legs are long, giving you space to work with as you feel the ache in your cunt become harder to ignore. You just can't help it, he's sucking on your tit so sensually it just feels to good to not ride his thigh. When he realizes that you're getting off just from his thigh, his mouth releases from your tit and he looks down at your crotch grinding against his leg.
"Achin' for me, sweets? You wet for me?" he teases and you just rolled your eyes and grabbed his hand to shove in your pants.
He takes your intiative as permission, which it was, and slips in a finger only to find his finger slide in with ease. You're soaking wet for him and he can feel it. Your lips crash down on his, muffiling the way you're moaning as he thrashes two of his fingers into you without remorse. You hold onto the back of his head, thrusting yourself against his fingers at the same time they're sliding in and out of you. You're hands rub against his undercut and through his white hair, you're messing it up with how much your running your fingers through his hair.
"Fuck sweets...ya always get this wet? Or is it a special "thank you" for me?" He teases as you find it harder to control yourself, your thrust are messy and eager as your body searches for pleasure.
"Open yer mouth for me," he groans and you do exactly that.
He tilts his head to the side and starts sucking on your tongue, your brows curl up in pleasure as you come undone on his lap. His dick is practiclly begging to be released from the constraints of his pants. He slips his fingers out of you, to which you grow irritated with and he breaks from the kiss to look down at his lap.
Before pulling his sweats down, he picks you up again and sets you down on top of your desk. He turns around and begins walking towards your nightstand, you furrow your brows in confusion and find yourself growing more impateint with every second you're not pleasured. He opens the drawer your vibrator was in and he grabs it, you furrow your brows in confusion. He sets it down next to you and reached forward, yanking off your pants. You go right along with it and pull off your underwear, leaving it dangiling off your ankles.
He switches the on button up and before you can question him, he places the vibrator over your dripping cunt. You toss your head back and grab ahold of his shoulder, digging your nails into him. You're moaning uncontrollably at this point as the vibrator works it's magic. You can feel yourself already beginning to reach your climax and Satoru picks up on it.
"Uh uh...haven't even fucked ya yet, sweets." he shakes his head and immediately turns the vibrator off.
"Then hurry up and fuck me." You groan in frustration after being brought down from your high again.
He takes your suggestions as a demand and pulls down his sweats, You pull up at his sweatshirt and take it off, tossing it on the ground before he pulls down his boxers and pulls out his dick. His dick springs out, slapping against his abdomen to which your eyes widen at the pure length of him. He chuckles playfully at your reaction, precum is oozing from his tip and you can feel your cunt throbbing with desire.
He pulls out a condom from his sweats, you sigh with relief because you didn't even consider the fact that you didn't have any until now. He tears the condom open and slides it on, you spread your legs apart and he grabs one of your legs and puts it against his hip. You take it upon yourself to wrap both your legs around him as you bit down on your bottom lip. He positions himself at your entrance, gliding his tip against your clit before thrusting himself all the way into you at once. You throw your head back, your mouth falling agape as the sheer size of him stretches you out.
"Fuck 'toru!' You call out with your head tossed back and your arms wrapped around the back of his neck.
"So fuckin' wet --hah-- gripping me back so tight," he groans in a slight whisper against your ear.
His thrust began to quicken as he pounds himself into you, the desk starts hitting the wall with every rough thrust into you but you don't even care. You're holding onto the back of his neck and he grunts into your ear, within a few minutes you can already feel him hitting your cervix. Tears flood your eyes the moment he hits your cervix, you let out a whimper of complete and utter pleasure, releasing a sound you've never made before.
You can hear him laughing in your ear but your embarssment is long gone at this point. You hold onto him tighter, hoping he'll keep hitting that spot.
"Right there, sweetheart? Is that where ya want me?" he whispers between his grunts into you.
You can only nod your head quickly, he smirks before placing his lips on yours again and muffiling your noises with his mouth. The squelching of your cunt was loud in the room but not louder than the two of you moaning over each other over and over again. His abdoment was smacking against your soaked cunt, leaving wet marks over him but he didn't give a damn. He continued hitting your cervix, rough and with the pleasure there was pain but you fucking loved it.
" 'm gonna cum," you whisper and toss your head back again, he licks the side of your neck before kissing and sucking intensely.
Your mouth fell open, whines pouring from your lips like crazy as you reached your climax. You were cumming all over his dick, he looked down to watch the white ring of your cum form around the base of his dick. He licked his bottom lip with the motion of his hips, smiling as he listened and felt you unraveling just because of him.
Before you could even catch your breath to fully enjoy the amount of cum that just left your body, he was already turning you around and pushing your head down on the desk. With one hand holding your head down and the other gripping your waist he began fucking you from behind.
You we're sensitive as ever but that was of no matter to him. He hadn't cum yet and until then he'd fuck you into oblivion. Your tits we're pressed into the desk and he gave your ass a rough smack. The sound of his abdomen smacking into your ass loudened in the room, the only thing keeping you from telling him to quiet down was the fact that the people next door were throwing a party. The music drowned out all the noises you and Satoru were making.
You could feel your own cum running down your thighs, you we're struggiling to keep your legs open for Satoru and he gave your ass a hard smack until you fixed yourself.
"Fuck --hah-- this pussy is so fuckin' good...can't --hah-- get 'nough," he pants with his hand keeping your head pressed down.
"You been keepin' pussy this good from me, sweets? Shit, I'll tutor you however much ya want...fuck yeah, fuck me back baby," he shakes his head in pure amazement that you were sopping wet in front of him.
"Ah shit...gonna 'cum." he whispers under his breath and slips his hand to your other hip.
You lean up until your back is pressed against his chest as he fucks you harder than ever, thrusting into you with a slight curve of his hips to reach deeper inside you until he's found his pleasure. You're whining to the thrust, your eyes flutter open and closed until his hands slides up and wraps around your throat. He grunts loudly before it turns into a moan that pours from those pretty lips of his and you know that he's cumming.
"Hah...fuck fuck fuck...needed this so badly sweets ya don't even know," he whispers with a slur of his worss, rolling off his tongue as his hot liquid shoots up inside the condom while still inside you.
He stays inside you for a moment longer, his head slumps down onto your shoulder where he kisses over your shoulder gently. You're panting and swallowing to gather yourself together as the reality of what you two did on your desk sinks in. You can feel him starting to slide out of you, he kisses your shoulder again before you hear him pulling his pants off and tossing the condom in the trash at the corner of your desk.
"Next time...'m gonna find out if that pussy is as sweet as your nickname, sweets. 'Kay?" he gives your ass a smack as he situates himself and grabs his hoodie off the floor before pulling it over his head.
#smut#anime#fanfic#xreader#female reader#gojo satoru#jujutsu kaisen#animefanfic#jjk satoru#satoru gojo x reader#jujutsu satoru#satoru x you#jujutsu kaisen satoru#satoru smut#jujustu gojo#jjk gojo#gojo x y/n#gojo au#college au
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omg would you be down to write nosferatu!sleep token? maybe nosferatu!iii who is really obssessed with the reader with smut and a bit of stalking? thank you so much, love youu🤍
Oh my god, 🤍anon, I lost my mind watching Nosferatu. I’m just going to yap about nosferstu!iii with little plot structure. Also, he’s just wacky maybe not a vampire. Maybe.
also, you know who else loves iii and bill skarsgard? @adenobabe :3 I got the most adorable voice note from her saying she was thinking about iii saying “you must bounce on it crazy style” after I told her about this
MDNI • v short, just for fun • slight dubcon, stalking but in that he shows up everywhere, afab reader, semi public sexual encounters
So, I imagine iii sees you across the room at a show or something and you look so out of place like a lost little lamb (meaning vulnerable and good enough to eat). He cozies up to you and pretends to be your boyfriend when he sees some douche hitting on you. Just walks up behind you, running his nose up your neck hissing “there you are…been looking everywhere for my girl.”
He doesn’t waste anytime and backs you into a dark little corner, his thigh between your legs and his face buried in the crook of your neck. You’re not even sure how you’ve gotten in this position. You’re like
“I-I I don’t even know you.”
And he whispers, “oh but you will, little dove.”
And that’s when you start seeing him everywhere. You stop for a coffee, he’s across the street. At the shops? He’s walking in the opposite direction down an aisle. Driving to work? You see him waiting at the cross walk while you’re at a stoplight. He’s become a presence that you expect. That you miss when you realize you never see him near your house or when you’re on a date.
Finally you decide to go back to where you first saw him—whatever you chose to wear is form fitting and seductive. Surely he’ll be there. He’s some kind of heat seeking missile for you. Being at that place alone scares you a little but you just know he’s there. And it makes turns you on so badly to know he’s just somewhere waiting to pounce. It doesn’t take long. He gently grabs you by the nape of your neck and whispers against the shell of your ear from behind.
“You never leave the house on a Thursday night, dove. What are you doing?”
“Looking for you.”
“Mmm,” he ghosts his lips up your neck and lightly bites your earlobe. “Prey trying to be the hunter? How precious.”
And you lean back against him, feeling his ragged breath and excitement pressed up on you. It’s so dark that no one notices or even cares if people are as close as you are. III pulls you back into the little corner where you rode his thigh the first time (yes I withheld that info from you, reader 😈) but this time he lifts your dress just a bit, tracing your panties as he stares into your eyes.
“You’re mine.”
“Yes…I…I know.” You choke out. Your eyes are rolling back but he’s barely touch you.
“Don’t go looking for me again. Best you stay put and wait for me. Impatient little, minx.” He leans into your personal space, kissing and biting at your neck while his fingers plunge between your folds.
You know better now. If you get impatient and disobedient, you get marked up with embarrassing little hickeys and maybe even a bright red mark on your ass. Yes…you know better than to listen and be a good girl. 🖤🎀
#ask wolfie#sleep token iii x reader#fem reader#sleep token fan fiction#sleep token fanfic#sleep token smut#🤍 anon#a mysterious anon appears!
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every day i think abt stiles stilinski. and also my aunts rescue dog who is inexplicably named after him
#their other rescue dog is named icon so i always thought it was like. styles and icon.#and then she was telling me the story of how she rescued her dog (bought on fb marketplace) and was like#'yeah and ellie that woman was so insane...she named him after some character from a werewolf movie'#and i went 'wait stiles like stiles stilinski? stiles stilinski teen wolf?'#and she was like omg yes do you know him.#whoever that woman was who was selling her malnourished dehydrated puppy on fb marketplace. whom my cousin still describes as a crackhead#who did not use crack. we share a favorite character and it concerns me often#stiles the dog is insane
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Noticing that TV and film will often have a character either have had an abortion in the past that isn't showcased on screen (and just used as part of the character's ~fucked up and twisted backstory~) OR contemplate getting an abortion in the present day but not to through with it. Just once I want to see someone delete that fetus within the events of the plot and not be like. Extremely majorly punished for it and/or be in the wrong
#ramblings of a lunatic#was watching a tv show w the fam recently and it's the 2nd series of a show that was clearly written with only 1 in mind#so in the 2nd season a character gets pregnant (bc ofc) and contemplates getting an abortion#only to do the whole 'omg she thinks she's lost the baby and realizes she wanted to keep it all along!'#which like. fine and valid and happens to ppl irl I'm sure#but like. this season doesn't establish if she wanted kids prior or if she has a stable job (she was struggling career wise-#-last season and the timeskip this season doesn't go into it)#AND has this fucking bizarre scene w/ her boyfriend (whos mostly been irrelevant and occasionally annoying up til now)#where he says it's 'our pregnancy' that she was going to terminate and when she (rightfully) bites back-#-saying 'you mean MY pregnancy?!' he just. storms off and deflects#which would be one thing but we have to wrap up the main plot so she just apologizes to him (for other plot stuff)#and we're never given any indication that his opinion has changed and they're just happily parenting at the end of the season#which just. left a bad taste in my mouth#like I KNOW i know not every bad thing said on screen needs a big blinking arrow that points out that it's Bad and Wrong#but idk how I'm supposed to feel in a series that has painted itself as explicitly feminist up til this point#presents the outcome of a woman dating and bearing a child for a man w seemingly zero respect for her bodily autonomy as happily ever after#w no follow up#like the whole series is centered on a group of sisters and this pregnancy story happened to the youngest one#who's always seen as needing to 'grow up' in season 1. so assuming this is meant to be building off that arc it's so WEIRD still#bc yes being a parent is an opportunity for many ppl to mature emotionally but that's not really something the character-#-reflects on all season. it's more abt her burying her past relationship w a season 1 guy (who was infinitely more interesting than new guy)#-than anything to do with that#AND EVEN IF IT WAS the notion of pregnancy as a punishment/reckoning meant to make her grow up or take responsibility-#-which is secretly a blessing in disguise i. god the show fell apart so hard here for me#and my mom and sister were just cooing over the baby at the end and i didn't speak up bc i didn't want to be a bitch#and in all fairness I'm probably being a tad uncharitable in this post but like. don't piss me OFF man#anyway. normalise abortion storylines that aren't backstory fodder and aren't fakeouts for baby plots. please
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update.
hi there!! its me, linh. and i have an update to give.
it probably surprises no one, but i think its time for me to officially announce that its the end of my time here on tumblr. trust me when i say that i say this with a heavy heart. over the past few months i just realised that ive just kinda outgrown (that sounds so weird to say) writing, tumblr and even kpop in a way.
regarding love to hate you, im so deeply sorry that this how the series is coming to an end, or well... its not. but i really havent felt the desire to touch it at all. or anything for that matter. i will hold that series near and dear to my heart and forever cherish it for how much fun i had creating it. im sorry for leaving it on such a note but i hope you guys can understand and still appreciate the chapters i offered to you guys.
i will keep the blog up, so you guys can go back and read their silly little story again and again. (for those who really really need to know if they make it or not, i will put it in the tags)
and for those few who care, ive been doing really good! im really happier than ever but busier than ever too (uni has been kicking my ass). still, these past few months have been so fun for me and i hope the same applies to you all!!
if you guys want to, you can send me messages because i will still log on every now and then to check up on things. because even though tumblr isnt really a part of my daily routine anymore, i did gain a lot of love for it over the past few years. and hell if the writing itch catches me again, maybe i will post something. its a big maaaybe and right now it looks pretty unrealistic given how busy i am, but never say never i guess
so, it looks like this is a goodbye. but its a good one, a really good one. and i hope you guys understand and see it that way too!!
linh.
#i promise you guys i thought this through so so so many times#i hope you all understand!!#wish you guys nothing but the best and cant thank you enough for my time on here#but its been a long time coming#linh.txt#ok dont continue reading if you dont want to know how lthy ends because now im gonna spoil it!!#our favourite idiots do make it!!!#it takes them a bit but both realise theyve been idiots#because just as a lot of you have guessed there was never a bet between jk and tae#and yes jk is bathroom guy#and he told tae abt the night in the club so when in the prologue jimin mentions bathroom guy tae realises its oc!! so he tells jk#but since oc is so defensive when he approches her#jk panics and just makes stuff up#tae tells oc all of it after their breakup and she realises that omg jk is dumb but she loves him still#and boom they get together again <3#and yes oc does a few romantic gestures to get him all back just like in the movies haha
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Fic-to-Art #44: Zuko and Katara meet Hotaru
This time around, my Patrons chose these two scenes from the prompt I offered them... and that prompt was "Hotaru", our tiny firefly herself <3 drawing her continues to be a challenge pertaining how to ever make babies look cute, but I hope she looks alright this time!
These two moments take place not too far from the other, but it's worth noting that Katara and Zuko don't get to see Hotaru at the exact same time. Thus, I figured I'd take advantage of the opportunity... and draw Sokka and Azula introducing their little one to their respective siblings. This will be an emotional chapter (lots of those coming up), but I do hope that these moments of happiness will be a good way to soothe the pains caused by our very intense angst from the current chapters... to be specific, this is chapter 378, so we're not that far away!! Just gotta wait a bit longer!
A part of me took joy in this specific prompt... the fandom has an abundance of "uncle Sokka" and "aunt Azula" content, be it with them together or not, while Zuko and Katara (also while together or not) happen to be the ones who become parents first. This often relegates their siblings to a secondary role, and too often there's either implications or outright accusations that these two just aren't fit for parenting. I don't really remember seeing much, if any, content where Zuko and Katara are the uncle and aunt instead... thus, I figured this would be a fun switch-up that, ultimately, doesn't mean any of these four aren't fit for parenting (Zuko's already a dad, Katara will be a mother someday in the future!)! It just means that Zuko and Katara get to bond with little Hotaru and be supportive siblings! And everyone's happy and wholesome in the process!
At any rate! I hope you guys like it, and as ever, if you'd like to be part of the creative process behind these pieces, a $1 pledge makes you eligible for suggesting art prompts and voting for the winner, as well as reading Gladiator snippets 6 days before the next chapter releases!
#sokkla#sokka#azula#katara#zuko#gladiator#fic-to-art project#I think the most annoying thing about drawing Zuzu is I never seem to make him look properly older#like what is it with him#is it my fault#why does he always feel babyfaced#and no it's not about facial hair okay#my Zuko has no beards he is beard-free and always will be (?)#but anyway#don't come at me with 'omg Zuko being the Iroh to Hotaru!' because NAY#HE'S BETTER#there I said it#the fact that he actually is interested in Azula's kids and is nice to all of 'em#(yes I mean all of 'em if you don't know what I mean go read my not-so-subtle future Gladiator oneshot from underneath starlit skies)#has officially made him a better uncle than Iroh I do not make the rules (oh wait maybe I do)#as for Katara she will be a very enthusiastic aunt#who always wants to babysit#and is always ready to make that baby smile somehow#so yes she will be a wonderful aunt herself#tbh Hotaru is a lucky baby in many ways and one of them#is that people actually wanna babysit her?? Sokkla don't really have to beg people to help them with that ahaha#helps that she's such an easygoing chill baby but still#this baby is LOVED#and that's facts#anyway please enjoy this before tomorrow's chapter makes you guys want to kill me :'D
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I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)
I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think
#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja#she's just so fascinating to me#she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay#like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world#like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen#the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME#also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay#like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES.#like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay#like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did.#but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance#like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT#but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS#and she blushed??? be still my beating heart#kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head#AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE#percy jackson#no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way#also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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making a collection
making another collection with a threatening aura
#davy back fightbpart 3 letsgo#HOW do the three big guns get wasted on the eating contest... horrible plan.... luffy is fine bc well... but not sanji and zoro like damn.#luffy DOESNT WANNA EAT??? CALL THE NAVY!!!!#what was i saying.... bad idea putting the three beasts there#FRANKY FRANKY FRANKY!!!! they captured the two princesses :(#one sided beef squashed between luffy and foxy. friendship ended with random ex marine guy. now luffy is my best friend#usopp and franky bonding time hell yeah. throw usopp by the head once more pelase#nami with zoros swords just like holding them looks so cool like she should get a few swords too... nami three sword style oda drawing pls#i think this man underestimates nami and luffys power together he doesnt know about shiki#luffy saying he knows its a trap and sorry for being late.... lets go on an adventure all nine of us.... usopp yes anding his lie..... omg#cant believe nami isnt there yet. she could take this guy. oh there she is!!!!! she does look cool with the swords and jumping to get luffy#zoro screaming in agony from luffy getting shot omg THIS FUCKING GUY OF COURSE!!! this looks like its so over#zoro and sanji must feel so useless rn. they didnt even get the chance to fight like damn#komei-kakka??? more like come caca. boom#luffy face down dead on the floor akdjkaa chopper have you tried looking at the wound to see if it harmed him idk#it hit the face akdjskn usopp that was coom also#was robin flirting with the other guy and zoro caught her and she told hum to shut up???#'your friends got the best of me but you are still in my arms an-' 'HEAT EGG!! ALSO YOU'RE ON FIRE!'#flare maneauver that was so slay also luffy and nami in the same frame so twins of them. my children. birthed them one right after the othe#zoro and sanji fighting back to back. back to back to back to you i dont wanna fall right back to us maybe you should run right back to her#that is such a bop song. also post wano zosan. and post wci. see the recurrent theme#fighting in water.... being on top of the sword that was a slay... red hawk ace i will never forget you it seems#foxy liking his jolly roger omg nami fooled him ahdhsjs i think they should have pirate game event every year they yearn for contests#now since this experience foxy should make monthly multitudinary pirate games olympics hoping the strawhats join them a la gatsby#the faces at the mushroom akdhaksjs#talking tag#watching one piece#watching one piece movies#kinda loved how robin betted on franky against usopp.... i will take the crumbs
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Finally watched Kung Fu Panda 4, tell me why it unironically changed my life
#I've never seen four movies work so well together#po's DADS#subliminal messaging about generational trauma but it's okay because it's a positive message#yes so interesting how po actually does have a lot in common with his enemies but he always chooses peace and understanding#crazy how some empathy goes a long way#the chameleon fr built her own empire so she could have stairs that were a good proportion for her size like#notice how the rabbits are treated in the movie and it will all make sense#except for those creepy ass happy tree friends bunnies what was up with that#they were hilarious though don't get me wrong#TAI LUNG'S CHARACTER ARC#i luv tai lung sm#i thought they were only going to have the shapeshifted version of him in the movie and it would be a cop out but omg i was mistaken#he actually came back and took accountability and actually complimented po and understood what it actually means to be a dragon warrior#then when he took the chameleon into the spirit realm he was doing what was done to him because he understood the chameleon but also po#also all of zhen's parallels to po it was so cool to see how someone who was not as soft and open minded could also be the dragon warrior#WTF MR BEAST WAS IN THIS MOVIE#But he played the panda pig that was being assessed on being a potential dragon warrior#aka blantantly impersonating someone who's seen as a good person for clout#also idk if the character being a pig has anything to do with it maybe a subtle gesture but obviously there are lots of pig villagers#i dont like mr beast and idk i just feel like there's a deeper reason why he's listed in the cast when he maybe had one line#did he pay to be in this movie...did he like know what the character would be#am i looking too much into it help#also also since you've read this far okay hear me out bryan cranston was in this movie right#hes also walter white#so he has huge range as an actor in that sense#you know who else has range#joaquin phoenix#he played joker and kenai in brother bear#YEAH BROTHER BEAR IKR#but like...brother bear. breaking bad! idk i just feel like there's a connection there why so many b's and why am i obsessing over this help
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re: the arcane ask you just sent quil. i feel compelled to share this exchange i JUST had with my friend
me when i’m. me when i’m predictable as fuck
LOSER. youre the opposite of nonchalant and mysterious
#sorry. anyway#asks#claire !!#in all seriousness. omg youre watching the show !!! lets fucking go !!! we have like a psychic connection idk this is so many coincidences#anyways also personally i love cait most shes my girl would die for her probably im rotating her around in my head like a microwave#OH ALSO. not to bash on your fave (and everyone elses fave) but i fucking hate viktor. i hate that man. i cant stand him. can he drop dead#he didnt even DO anything he just pisses me off SO bad and everyoens always like “omg hes so hot hes so babygirl” like no he ISNT he SUCKS#i hope he dies a gruesome horrible bloody death i cant STANDDD him like yes sure hes a compelling character hes very interesting BUT ALSO#i hate his guts i hate his personality i think he looks stupid he annoys me so bad and i literally could not even begin to explain why#because i dont know either!!! and like eberyone LOOOOVES him and i WANT to love him but i cant. im going to run him over with a car#hes a fucking dick. he sucks. he can suck MY dick im so irrationally angered by this man. but hey maybe im just a hater#anyways. uh. i hope youre enjoying the show! and your boytoy scientist freak (i mean this affectionately. affection for you not viktor obvs#arcane
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idk why it's bothering me NOW but I have a friend who regularly watches my cat when I'm out of town and a few weeks ago he was complaining about how she can be fighty (fair, she did go for his face) but then WOULD NOT LISTEN when I tried to give him advice about her behavior (advice I had given previously that he ignored!)
Like yes she can be difficult, and tbf she has had a rough past and we have worked really hard on creating a low-stress environment for her, but she can still be cagey around men/change in routine. (I have the scars to prove it) I just get really defensive about her because we've worked really hard and it feels like he is purposely ignoring the time/money/work we've had to put into her being as agreeable as she is currently
#we also have never forced them to watch the cat#like we have other friends who would he just always is like “omg YES i would love to”#and then gets mad when she behaves in a manner that we have warned him about and given him pointers on#idk its just frustrating i know she can be a lot and i do feel bad when she is#but like#her behavior improving takes time and she is already SO improved from where she was#and she can be so loving and sweet if you give her the chance#anyway yeah idk#mine
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The Tragically Hip performing "Grace, Too" and "Nautical Disaster" on Saturday Night Live, 1995
#getting into the christmas spirit with some gord content#absolutely obsessed with him being too preoccupied by doing the '11' fingers for his nephews birthday that he forgot the lyrics#and I'm like gordie baby youre absolutely right. she said IM TRAGICALLY HIP well yes i am <3#and his eyes go so big for a second#i had to include a gif for rob's hair too. gorgeous shampoo commercial of a man !!#gord is so sweet tho omg#nautical disaster just isn't the same without him GLOWING but still. awesome showstopping perfect etc etc#i almost started crying from it though. like it literally makes me feel like I'm drowning. thrashing madly as parasites might in your blood#like gord angel how am i supposed to not sob when you sing about this?? or do i just have pms. maybe.#'our conversation's as faint a sound in my memory as those fingernails scratching on my hull'? like you know i cannot remember my ex's voice#and everything he ever said to me is lost as it slips from my brain over time. anyway. i am drowning... and only gord can save me#anyway lol. isn't he a cutie pie#the tragically hip
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to be frank with you, this is the most bull thing I've ever read in my entire life.
#( 𝐈 𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐈 𝐬𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐞𝐝 ┊ out of character )#( tw: vent )#( PERSONALS DO NOT INTERACT. )#( would jude be the coldest of mothers? absolutely the woman has never known a tender touch and she parallels asha in many ways -#( - and her no 1 priority is elfhame but she would still move heaven and earth for her child like she does with oak. she cares#( and she loves. will it take a good while to warm up to the idea of a child and the child itself? yes. but it will not take from her love#( and until jude figures out her existential crisis the child will be absolutely ADORED by cardan. he will be the best dad#( hell he won't sleep until his baby is sleeping and even then he will stay up because “what if it needs something and i won't know?”#( he would give his heart and soul to his child to the point where the worst quality it will grow to have is to be absolutely SPOILED#( i mean the child will have some serious mummy issues but not to the point of “omg what will the world have to deal with” because#( cardan will be there to fill jude's absence and constantly tell the kid . like come on cardan came from a heavily neglected family do you#( oak is the way he is because he was raised by madoc who is a redcap and bloodthirsty & because he KNOWS his mother was murdered#( by his father because of him. it screwed him up. no amount of love by both jude and cardan can fix that so he shouldn't be compared#( also when they realised the closest thing they have to a son got kidnapped they “raised hell and earth to get him back” as per the synops#( so you don't get to tell me jurdan are awful parents. awful si the very last thing they'll be#( it's true not every couple needs to have a kid. but don't blame it to the parents because you as a reader hate the idea of it. grow up.
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just randomly remembered when at an old job we had this "team building day" where we all took a truffle making class & they gave out these nitrile gloves to wear but they were all so small & one of my friends who was a pretty tall guy w really big hands was trying to put the gloves on & getting REALLY mad about it but whispering quietly bcus the instructor was talking so in the quiet but angriest voice he's like "what the fuck is this.... gloves for toddlers..." & im there holding back tears to keep from laughing
#one of my current coworkers is actually dating him i should ask her to ask him if he remembwrs that lmao#its funny there were no referrals or anything i just found that out when she started & were going over our histories shes like wait you#worked at place? do you know name? hes my boyfriend & im like YES OMG!!#& its especially funny bcus aftwr that i remembered shortly bwfore i left there he had gotten back into dating & was showing us thia girl#off tinder he had met with a few times & were all teasing like HER? shes way too pretty for you!#& IT WAS MY NOW COWORKWR LMAO THE TIMELINES MATCH UP EXACTLY#texticles
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update <3
#in case anyone remembers the saga about the guy i’d been talking to for like a week then made out with then he promptly ghosted me despite#having given one of those ‘even if it doesnt work out i still want to be friends’ claims and all my additional choosing insanity over it#well. finally got one of my friends to go to the restaurant he works at with me#also keep in mind that that stuff happened in like november we literally havent spoken in months i am just choosing to continue being#insane bc i think i deserve to#anyway. so my friend and i go to the restaurant and unfortunately he isnt there#but before we leave i ask the waitress hey um do you happen to have a coworker named [redacted]#and she was like oh yeah is he a friend of yours? :) and my friend says no. and i say …. i know him#waitress can tell that i dont mean i know him in a good way too. she laughs and says it seems like theres a story here but she doesnt ask#anything further. instead she proceeds to tell me his fucking work schedule ajdjsjjfkf#she was like yeah he worked this morning he usually works thursday mornings then all weekend :)#so shes my new hero#idk if this guy has also gotten himself on bad terms with her or if she just knows what hes like or if she just understood the implication#of an irritated girl coming in asking after a guy bc she ‘knows him’#but she rly understood the assignment. anyway im in love with her now <3#OMG i almost forgot the best part. after telling me this she asks do you want me to give him a message and i saw yes i sure would. tell him#sam said hi :)#anyway i will be dragging my friend back there with me at the end of the month on a weekend to continue antagonizing this specific asshole#sam speaks
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