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cetoddle-archive · 8 months ago

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GOD. this guy came in after i already ran his reservation as a no show and i’m trying to figure out what to do and he’s yelling at me like SHOUTING at me and i’m scared and my managers not helping and i don’t know what’s going on

#scariest thing that’s ever happened to me #i was doing everything i could think of to get him checked in and he’s just screaming at me #and i’m trying not to cry i was on the verge of having a panic attack i called my manager #and she was NO help and hung up on me #i was hoping she would stay on the phone with me cause i was so scared #she made ME call the systems customer service to fix the reservation so i was just holding back tears visibly shaking on hold with customer #service when the fire alarm panel starts beeping at me #and i didn’t know what to do #it was chaos it was hell i’m fucking miserable and still shaky #i wanna go home so bad i still feel like crying #snow.txt

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gay-edwardian · 1 year ago

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I decided long ago that the Taskmaster hill I was going to die on was that Victoria was robbed in the proposal task.

She got three points but still came last, when in fact I would argue her proposal was the most effective out of all of them.

The task was "propose to Alex in the most irresistible way" and while everyone else put in effort and she did. nothing. I will forever argue that her proposal was still the most irresistible.

Partially because I'm a lesbian. Partially because of the suddenness and her delivery made it feel illicit and sexy, and one might even go "okay, sure!" out of surprise. All of the proposals felt like they were trying to be proposals, and Victoria's felt like she was genuinely proposing marriage even though she explicitly wasn't. She said "We can have a wedding and a honeymoon right here and now!" and Alex's first response was "how would our surnames work?" before he gave the "can I have half an hour to think about it?"

ALSO, as she's walking away after (brilliantly) completing the task, Alex says "Thanks Victoria. Coren. Mitchell. ... Horne?" Which is more than he did for literally anyone else.

Finally, how could anyone resist a spur-of-the-moment proposal from her???

#yes this series is two years old #yes i'm still hung up on this task #i loved everyone's proposals but hers felt genuinely romantic in a very cinematic way #maybe the music was helping as well #but just the way she said it all made me want to run off with her #taskmaster #victoria coren mitchell

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ishomieokay · 22 days ago

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Fucking over someone who once fucked you over really is better than sex.

#personal #just hung up on the cultural attaché of the russian embassy after she asked for my help locating some documents only I have access to #bc she screwed me over in the past #felt so fucking good can't even describe it

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cranberrymoons · 5 months ago

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#currently on the worst road trip of my whole entire life! well. i don't want to jinx it lmao but #today i popped TWO TIRES at once in the middle of the Katy Freeway in Houston TX (the widest highway in the US; 26 lanes btw)#managed to make it over to the shoulder without DYING but then had to sit there for like an hour? and panic called a tow truck because duh #I know how to change a tire but I was – again – sitting on the shoulder of the widest freeway on the continent so #anyway I called a tow; a guy showed up. I assumed it was the tow! turned out it was not. but he helped me put on the spare and then was lik #“follow me to my shop I can do the tires for you” and I was like okay! 👍 but then the ACTUAL tow called me and I realized this was #just a random guy (very nice up to that point but then I got scared about following him to a secondary location?) and so I didn't lmao #I just kept driving and didn't follow him but the guy on the phone was then mad at me because I wasn't where I said I would be because #AGAIN – I thought the original guy WAS the tow company that I called? but anyway guy 2 on the phone was like “YOU OWE ME $200!!!!”#and I said for what? also how would I pay you? and he tried to get me to cash app him lmao?? I didn't. I hung up on him #he called me like 6 more times yelling at me until I finally just blocked his number 💀#however NOW at this point I'm driving on one spare tire and one rapidly-flattening second tire and I still have 3 hours left to get where #I was going for the night and to top it all off I'm in the middle of a city I've only been to one time before? so I manage to get to a hote #like a nice-ish one where I'm like “okay if I get stuck here this won't be the end of the world”#because keep in mind today is a national holiday so basically everything is closed!!!! btw!!!!!#but eventually I'm sitting there and it's literally 100F outside and I remember oh right lol I have car insurance which pays for a tow #(a normal one; not a random one I panic-found on google who calls me screaming at me to cash app him $200)#so anyway I call my insurance and the guy on the phone is very nice and is like “it's okay; we'll have someone to you in 45 min”#and I'm like okay. OKAY. 🙌💪 I am a strong independent woman who is figuring this out and no longer on the side of the highway #but instead in a nice calm neighborhood and all I have to do is wait 45 min and everything will be okay #one hour goes by. I call back. get redirected to the tow company that was dispatched. guy says oh! is my guy not there yet?#I say no. he says okay – I'll have him call you. hangs up.#okay. 20 more min go by. guy finally calls me. says “I'm 20-25 min away” at this point I've been waiting about an hour and a half #I say. okay? okay. 30 more minutes go by. I try to call the guy back. straight to voicemail. three more calls. three more no answers.#I call my insurance back. sit on hold for 15 min. eventually get put through to a different person who's like “okay let me check on him”#get put on hold. eventually she comes back and says “okay he says 15 minutes” I've been waiting over 2 hours at this point. I have to PEE #I just... burst into tears. on the phone with this poor random woman from Geico Insurance. I'm bawling my eyes out.#she was trying to get claim info from me but I'm crying so hard she's like “oh baby no. okay. okay. we can get that from you tomorrow.”#when you cry so hard that even the insurance company is like “you know what we're just going to let this one slide”#anyway guy eventually shows up. he's very nice even though I hate him a little for being so late. he drives me to an OPEN TIRE SHOP

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fidgetspringer · 10 months ago

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Updates from mother about the beast

#she also called me yesterday like #what do??#because Røst was having one of his anxious days and she didn't know how to help him settle #told her a few ways to reset his brain #but apparently as soon as she hung up the phone he was out like a light and stayed that way

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whimsycore · 8 months ago

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Sometimes I feel bad about moving out but then I have moments when I remember anytime I start talking my mother literally interrupts me to talk about anything else and continuously does it until I change the subject

#like yea she’s crying about being lonely #but it feels lonely living with her #just another narc tendency along with making me feel responsible for her but #I also think about my sister asking for money from me years ago which I was ready to give her even after she hung up because she didn’t need #my help anymore. only when I asked for no financial help for her in moving #for her to tell me to never contact her again 💖#it’s been 26 years of that. traumatic home and school experiences and knowing the disgusted way people look at me so it’s not #like I get help outside of home

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leslieseveride · 7 months ago

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on god, i need a chenford sex scene so bad once we trudge through all this fucking pain, because angst leading to sex is my favorite smut trope. the desperation that leads to hurried, frantic kisses? SLAPS! the heartache that leads to slow, passionate kisses? SLAPS! the face caresses and mesmerized eye contact? SLAPS! holding onto each other so tightly and so closely they practically mold into one? SLAPS! like... please just give us the sneakiest of sneak previews into their naked time together!! just once!!!!

#*carly catalogs #anything to get an up close shot of lucy throwing her head back with her mouth hung open in a silent 'O' zzkzkzksdrtyfghjkl #we've gotten multiple shirtless tim scenes just gimmie one shot of lucy in just her bra!#or a shot of her bare leg kicking out from underneath the covers while she writhes underneath tim #both of them pausing to make the most puppy dog heart eyes at each other while tim strokes her cheek with his thumb #apologizing to her over and over again cause he realized (w/the help of anglea/genny) that he was the one hurting them both by walking away #like... 'i'm sorry. it was so stupid. i was so stupid.' 🥺💗#the rookie #tim bradford #lucy chen #chenford #otp: you know me so well

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puppyypawsss · 1 year ago

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We're friends but we kiss and cuddle and I think I have a crush on her and oh god is she cute

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chiistarri · 6 months ago

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what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group

#bye ignore my venting bigger problems what fucking ever #im sick of her ass she only messages us for us to help her with her fucking girlfriend problems like we arent even friends atthis fckn point #and i love her shes so funny whatever but god shes literally the worst because i just want to be friends i dont fucking care ab her goddamn #selfish ass gf thats shes obsessed with. be obsessed tell me about it but cant we be friends ab other stuff too #we used to be her 'favorite friend' cause we shared so many interests and we hung around what fucking ever but fuck that right #get a gf and just use us to help better yalls relationship without even telling her you're sharing her private msgs w us huh yeah sure #what fucking ever im so done with this bitch and i cant even get my contacts out cause i have long nails and im js poking my eye #AND SHE WOULD NEVER BE SORRY if our friendship fell apart she would tell everyone i was jealous of her gf or what ever i literally dont care #she was like an older sister before i dont get why getting a gf would have to change shit like ok good for u but what ab us #what about me its not even fucking fair like is it that hard to keep up w ur friends?? NO its fucking not #taking me so long to write a post bc im still fucking helping her with her stupid dumb selfish idiotic gf omfg #just BREAK UP i literally dont fucking care just leave her if she makes u unhappy its literally online tf is she gonna do to u nothing omfg #why am i the one being punished when shes the one with the stupid dumb gf that hates her and herself i dont fucking care i js want m friend #and i cant tell any of our mutual friends cause she dont do that to them its js me so itd be like im being dramatic #and like shit i guess i am but i dont care atp thats all she ever talks to me ab like ok i get it i helped u but stop jfc #but if i said that we'd never talk again bc what fucking ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause im just dramatic whatever #if u cant resolve these simple problems of communication on ur own then maybe u shouldnt be in a relationship idk js my thoughts! die #sry the 1 person who knows what xactly i mean is asleep and im so tired of getting late night msgs being like hii can u help me SHUT UP #id love to help if we were actually still fucking friends but we arent so js leave me alone bruh #post #nickpost #will delete in morning my mom keeps telling me to put my phone down bt i need 2 say smfh 2 some1 #i hate change i hate slight differences in my normal day to day i hate everything i hate not having smth to rely on i hate change i hate it #sry im alg now im js sick of her ass js leave bruh #nimbhe my moms yelling im tired anyway i need to js isolate myself forever no problems if im on an island alone #living my best life in the shade drinking idk water or whatever and just talking to myself bc who even needs friends right!!!!!!!!#its 11:11 make a wjsh #adding more cz whatever im deleting this ltr anyway #its so clear where i stand with everyone cause its always close but not close enough friendly but not friends and i guess its the same w her #bye im out of tags etc whatever nobody matching my freak ever never comfortable in any friendships

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modernmutiny · 9 months ago

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I'm only on ep one of the live action atla and all I have to say so far is that all the fighters need more martial arts training. Or any, really.

#atla #teddy talks #one of the things i love about the original is its dedication to different aspects of historical asian culture #like we know exactly which type of bending is based off of which type of martial arts. this is not a secret or reading into things or w.e.#legitimately they didnt need to make up silly moves #just teach the people the actual martial art and it would all flow from there #there aint no way katara knows jackshit about tai chi here i stg #the earthbender at the very beginning fucked with me the most #literally hung guar novices spend years just working on their stance before learning any forms #its literally used as an exercise to help you understand what feeling grounded actually means (pun not intended but appreciated)#none of these ''firebenders'' probably have ever heard of northern shaolin king fu let alone studied it #also kataras hands when she tries to break open aangs ice ball? ridiculous. no open hands in tai chi #and by open hands i mean her fingers are apart and clawed which is Wrong. open palm fingers together is correct

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arolesbianism · 6 months ago

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Thinking abt my dupe ocs again... Maybe Quinn does have hashtag issues actually

#rat rambles #oni posting #oc posting #theyre very well known and liked amongst all the colonies as y'know. they helped found all of them.#and theyve always been very friendly and kind and they have always taken their responsibilities incredibly seriously #and when they get time to be on a planet they relish it as they have a great deal of appreciation for the beauty of these worlds #but one thing that has always been a thing for them is that they've never rly had like. friends amongst these colonies #partially because of them having to travel constantly but even when they get time to hang out more theyve sort of unconsciously trained #themself to be a bit emotionaly detached from those around them #it also doesnt help that theyre a digger and usually one of like 2 or 3 on any given planetoid #which earlier on meant thar they rarely encountered other dupes and late on left then with little to do as most of the ongoing work was #already being managed by others specifically trained for the role #so the isolation started to get to them and they started to get rly antsy and didn't know why or how to fix it #when the printing pod went offline they were one of the ones more calm abt the matter due to them being generally more used to the unknown #and this combined with their general good reputation lead to a lot of dupes looking to them for direction and answers alongside burt #this actually made quinn feel rly good for a while since it was their excuse to actually talk to ppl regularly and in more personal ways #theyd hear out ppls anxieties and ideas and newest passions and goals and theyd actually feel like theyre hearing the words said #they liked the feeling of everyone wanting to be around them and seeking them out even on other planetoids #they'd get phone calls and people taking breaks from their work to come say hi and it made them feel real #but as time went on and their fellow dupes became more and more self reliant they began to seek them out less and less #because why bother someone so important and busy when you dont need to right?#and this lead to quinn going wait no why did you all leave me again :(#it felt like before but worse because now they actually had started considering a lot of these guys friends #and they still had no idea how to reach out themself without a work reason and as such they sorta started dissolving again #and its during this time when they start missing the pod and start to get more upset that shes gone #they end up returning to the original partially to be closer to her and partially because it feels the most like home to them #there they start to slowly learn to reach out themself as they sort of sit in a corner watching burt work while shaking like a small dog #this at first is very unwanted by burt who is stressed as hell but they end up forcing him to stick to an actual shift instead of just #working until he passes out and this allows them to hang out while they force him to have downtime with them to keep him from exploding #it becomes a nice comfort time for them both as they rly havent hung out much since the first like 100 cycles or so

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iero · 1 year ago

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Let it be known that one of my absolute worst flaws is I am a huge, HUGE homebody... At 29 years old...

#personal #Rant in the tags but I just feel like letting this out...#I'm home for only the next eight hours and then I'm heading out for Pittsburgh.#And I'm already feeling like... homesick almost even though I'm still here in my house?#It's like... My body is SOO used to the normalcy of how I live that now that I'm breaking it I'm just NERVOUS.#I was so excited up until today when it went and hit me that it's tomorrow that my fight or flight kicked in.#It also doesn't help that I haven't left my area since the My Chem shows last September and that ended badly...#<- That's not to say I think this will but I just... have not gotten out since last year.#Like again I'm so used to my 'work go home eat sleep' routine that I literally won't let myself have fun LMAOO #And when I say 'let myself have fun' I mean travel to anywhere too far.#And I do want to reiterate that I live in PA. Like I live four hours away from Pitt and that's not even that bad...#I'm like such a recluse it's pathetic...#And my mom called me 30 minutes ago because her and her boyfriend are going on THEIR vacation next week to the beach and I literally just #like... started crying after she hung up from telling me to have fun this weekend.#Anyway it's the Mental Illness innit? Like there is something seriously wrong with me El-m-ayy-ooo

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daisychainsandbowties · 2 years ago

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What are your favorite old memes?

alright then fuck me

disclaimer: i have no concept of time. also a loose grasp of what a meme is. i'll do a detailed top 5 & then some honourable mentions

charlie the unicorn. asked my mum today if she remembers me being 10 & liking that yt video and she said "shut the fuck up casper". so u get the vibe. cursed, brilliant.

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2. mr happy face. also a youtube video. i won't link it because you shouldn't watch it please god. but also, there's a story behind why i like it. i joined boy scouts when i was 11 & there was a girl i had a crush on (yes girl butch babies in boy scouts)

& she LOVED knives (i have a type) but her parents wouldn't let her have a penknife so i decided i would, in true mating-ritual style, give her one of my knives. it was stainless steel and had this fat curved blade and she adored it and for one fleeting moment i had all the girl game on the planet. but she also decided to name it (as you do) & it was called Mr Happy Face.

3. any and all star wars memes tbh, but especially any involving my boy the gender euphoria himself obi-wan kenobi.

the GEnErAL KEnObi meme. this is imo the funniest version of it

also this one

4. any lord of the rings meme BUT have to genuflect to the king the one the only

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it's 16 yrs old GOD i was 9. spamming the melty face emoji

my man sean bean. he can hit but like, he'd die before he got to 2nd base. sad.

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i still play skyrim & every time i hear this i want to eat my controller so this is clearly the beef stock cube of memes

honourable mentions

the itachi thing where it was like sasuke going 'hey, itachi' fucking 20 times and itachi going WHAT!!!!!??? & then sasuke goes '.... hi.'

the world ending in 2012 (you laugh but a boy in my class cried)

the fucking!!! millennium thing. where they were like 😱 computer code will BREAK (idk) my dad made like 300 euros just sitting in the office at midnight on NYE 1999. it was called the Y2K scare here look . to me it is a meme bc my dad breaks down laughing every time he forgets he already told me about it.

grossly misspelling benaflick cumbersome's name

centipedes in my vagina. salute queen.

none pizza with left beef

blue waffle (purely for the hysteria it caused in my friend group. can u guess i did not hang out with the most reasonable the less-prone-to-drama girlies?) DO NOT LOOK IT UP. i never have and i am so happy.

dividing by zero. my friend once fully slapped my calculator out of my hand bc she thought we would both die

gaia online is a meme to me. fuck that place fr. had my first online girlfriend on there though. and my first death threat. let's call it a historical monument then

again. not a meme. but does anyone else remember freewebs? where you could just make ur own website? & host ur own little forums. i THRIVED. made like 15 websites for my favourite video games that these days would be called wikis.

look shoot me if you want but potter puppet pals was fucking hilarious.

people's bios on ff.net. you really had to put every single quote you like from anything ever up on ur home page.? why.

the jelly donut meme from pokemon.

ask ketchum being 10 for 25 years

the math lady meme. she is so real for that.

#thanks for helping me to invent new stages of grief anon #my mum really did die for a second there when i mentioned candy mountain #she almost hung up on me #should be no surprise to anyone considering my history that i'm writing bealil knifeplay #anon

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running-in-the-dark · 1 year ago

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aw man. for a minute there I thought I might be allowed to take Ibuprofen again since I stopped taking the antidepressant that I was on. but sadly no, you're also not supposed to take it when you're on the anxiety medication I'm on 😔

#I guess I could take it anyway... but the leaflet says not to so I won't #this reminds me of thr last qtime I went to the ER because of my stomach pain (that turned out to be gallstones)#before I went there I called the.. idk on call emergency doctor or whatever #and it was this awful awful woman. anyway she said I should just take Ibuprofen so I said I'm not allowed to take that because it's a #blood thinner and I'm not allowed to take those #and she was really mad and said no it's not. it's pain medication 🙄#I was in so much pain and also kind of stunned by her reaction so I just. hung up #like I know it's not. I guess technically considered a blood thinner? but it does increase the risk of bleeding and that's why you can't #take it with certain other meds #which I think is irrelevant tbh. it's pretty clear what I meant and it's kind of. scary that this doctor would tell someone who says they'r #not allowed to take Ibuprofen to take it anyway. especially since I was having extremely bad stomach pain with no known cause at that point #like that feels dangerous #but anyway what do I know (nothing)#I miss Ibuprofen though 😔 I hate paracetamol #personal #cw medical #(also just. generally. being told to 'just take Ibuprofen' when you've already told this person that you've taken a looot of stronger pain #meds already and they're not doing anything at all is just. wow such great advice thank you! so helpful!)#(I mean I'm glad she was useless because that's why I went to the ER and they finally found out what's wrong. but still 🙄)

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lilgynt · 1 year ago

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moms WILL make sure you cry once a day at least

#personal #i’ve been cleaning my room all day and #that doesn’t effect anything but mid crying i’m just muttering i didn’t do anything bc at this point it’s a comfort mantra for when my #family fucks around with me randomly.#anyway so my mom calls and said she was talking with a friend and i got brought and so did my issues #and she got me these expensive vitamins and im steadily getting sadder/ more annoyed during the call and crying silently #and i saw yes to taking them and she keeps going and i’m like mom i said yes #and she’s like it’s just a conversation and i tell her i’m just upset bc the move for my mental health is #ignoring any issue i bring up then buying me expensive gifts so i can’t talk about said issue #and i was like i want to be clear. this is extremely nice gesture. thank you. thank you very much #and she’s like i can never do anything nice for you #so i’m like maybe we can hold off on nice gifts or treats and focus on communicating or get pass these door issue #and she just went silent like she always does so i just said never mind thank you and we hung up #and now i’m crying in bed feeling utterly alone cause it’s not like i can reach out to either of my brothers #and i feel resentment for ben grow everyday just bc he gets to live his life after doing that to me #and i have to live with the consequences of his actions everyday #and everyone keeps saying their not blaming me for it and then treating me like shit #i m just gonna stop talking to my mom as much for a while i’m not talking to either of my brothers if i can help it but #i just let her slide even tho she’s literally begging me to get back harder with my ed

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silhouettecrow · 1 year ago

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365 Days of Writing Prompts: Day 273

Adjective: Sleepy

Noun: Bear

Definitions for those who need/want them:

Sleepy: needing or ready for sleep; showing the effects of sleep; inducing sleep, or soporific; (of a place) without much activity; (of a business, organization, or industry) lacking the ability or will to respond to change, or not dynamic

Bear: a large, heavy mammal that walks on the soles of its feet, having thick fur and a very short tail, and bears are related to the dog family but most species are omnivorous; (informal) a name for Russia; the constellation Ursa Major or Ursa Minor; a large, heavy, cumbersome man; (informal) a gay or bisexual man with a burly physique and a large amount of body hair; (dated) (informal) a rough, bad-mannered, or uncouth person; (informal) (US) something that is very difficult or unpleasant to deal with; (stock market) a person who forecasts that prices of stocks or commodities will fall, especially a person who sells shares hoping to buy them back later at a lower price

#big surprise #im late again #but this time its because im just now going to bed #today was my girlfriends birthday so we spent today celebrating #for the most part we just hung out and relaxed as much as we could #we bought some (cheap) games for the switch and she played some of the escapists 2 while i did art earlier #we also went to walmart and then drove around singing for a while (i almost hit a raccoon at one point but i didnt and thats what matters)#we had leftovers for dinner and watched two more episodes of orphan black (we only have one episode of season 3 left)#and i gave them the gifts i had bought for them throughout the day and they seemed to really like each one #so id say we had a pretty good day #as for the prompt because it was my girlfriends birthday i had her help me with it #so we ended up with 'sleepy' 'bear' because she loves 'bears' and 'sleeping'#and together it creates something comfy-cosy and my girlfriend is very comfy-cosy #essentially this prompt is for them #and im very excited to use them as a source of inspiration when writing my poem #thanks for reading #writing #writer #creative writing #writing prompt #writeblr #trying to be a writeblr at least

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