#and she thinks it's hilarious

[elialys]

THE NEWSREADER | 3.04 | Helen x Dale - "You wanna just watch it one more time?"

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[yourfatherjustinmcelroy]

Rewatching the first few episodes of fhjy because i guess i have nothing better to do and the way you can see how kibblespilly was supposed to be a counter to riz is so fucking funny. Its all there from the very beginning- the attitude, the tactics, the way she interacts with the party and everything- this is supposed to be riz's counterpart to run against him for student body president and have a terrible battle of wits and barbs

But in a twist that is perhaps THE most befitting to her ideal story of running against the boy she chose to be her antagonist, the intrepid heroes just straight up not taking the bait resulting in her instead having to go toe to toe against her idealized perfect rival's aggressive near-flunkie unsubtle chaotic friend is SO FUNNY.

Like I know some people are disappointed we dont get the riz vs kipperlily presidential whatever, I know it doesnt make tons of sense in that specific narrative way. But the fucking hilarious meta that even this didnt go her way is so funny. Because instead of rogue sneaking and behind the shadows plays and spy vs spy shit, we have just outward schoolyard taunts and shit like kristen exploding and jumping over the school and the exact kind of play that baits kipperlily into rage every single time and its so fucking funny. Kristen runs naked through the school and does party stunts and is STILL BEATING HER. She even clearly constructed her party to mirror the bad kids perfectly and craft each of them their own nemesis/counterpart and for the most part it like kind of worked EXCEPT FOR HER.

It must drive her fucking crazy that her cute little plot of rogue vs rogue didnt pan out at fucking all despite ALL the signs pointing to that making the most sense. This was something she just couldnt predict, couldnt mastermind. She got up onto that metaphorical stage for a debate and instead was met with a clowning act. Its so funny. I love fantasy high. Nothing you could have done would have changed this, fourdogs. You never had any power at all.

[froggydraws]

Ballad of the fox

[bookburners]

I think Cassandra periodically goes to each of her siblings and tells them “I know what you did”, every time , with out fail, they hand her some sum of cash, goods, or favors.

Now, she absolutely does not know what they did and isn’t particularly bothered to find out. She could also simply ask for what she wanted but this was more fun and offered more surprises.

[whollyjoly]

look we all want buck in tommys hoodie....

but i raise you a tommy who accidentally grabbed bucks hoodie and walks into harbour only to have lucy laugh so hard she falls out of her chair

[rain-day-today]

Just dying about the fact like lucy did way more like politically/ socially then her dad could have dreamed of, and in the most funny way too.

At 17 she runs away and then becomes friends with a DRAGON MAN just because “she looked nice” and ends up in a guild filled with “ random ruffians”. The “ruffian” guild that she joins just so happens to includes a prince of another world, Multiple of the most powerful people on the continent, and has the entire kingdom indebted to them. She ends up friends with THE PRINCESS OF FIORE AND THE CELESTIAL SPIRIT KING!

And and and GET THIS, the guy/dragon she ran away with? HES A PRINCE OF AN EMPIRE AND ALL THE FIRE DRAGONS.

Lucy heartfillia the women you are👏

[chucktaylorupset]

Sam and Evans relationship is so special yet so simple and it really just is that Sam treats Evan like he's normal and Evan treats Sam like she's serious

[saladdish47]

Do you think that Jadzia would be at Quark's playing tongo and during one of the games that she won she'd be like "I guess I'm one step closer to becoming a TRILL-ionaire. Eh? Eh????" and absolutely nobody would laugh but she'd have this stupid big grin on her face like the whole station heard and thought it was the funniest thing ever

[bacchuschucklefuck]

space sweepers but they're delivery people and are at no point on screen through the entire movie

[pandebunuelo]

but if he knows that you know that you know that he knows that he knows that you know that you

[justanotherignot]

devnote: Horny.

[moderndayamymarch]

one of my favorite things about the deathly hallows book is the revelation that snape and petunia knew each other. like if you asked someone in 1997, “hey which two characters from harry potter have longstanding childhood beef with each other”. I’m not sure anyone would’ve answered “harry’s bitchy muggle aunt and the mean potions teacher”. but it also makes total sense. like they are the two biggest haters.

[mysterysciencewhatever]

I know the show forgot about hawkeye's sister and retconned her but I'LL never forget about hawkeye's sister she exists TO ME. hawkeye's sister who made him a sweater 4x too large you'll always be remembered.

[bitchslapblastoids]

V: Not that I’m broke. Because I know where to come if I’m broke.

D: Thank you for buying merchandise at shop.danielhowell.com so that I can pay for my grandma’s…total body workout.

Hard to overstate how much I adore this whole this (saved the parasocial for the tags)

[witless-winion1]

God Games

Aphrodite: your little high and ~mighty~ Odysseus, claims to love his mother but let her die of a broken heart~

(Two minutes later, cut to Athena smacking Ares with her spear)

Athena: HOLD YOUR TONGUE NOW! His son’s my FRIEND!

Athena: and tell your lover that a broken heart can mend!

Ares: wh-

Aphrodite: fuck you mean It can mend?! She’s already dead! Weren’t you listening to me??