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iwritenarrativesandstuff · 6 months ago

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Alright! About three people wanted to know my mom's general thoughts on the show so I'm going to write down what I remember right now since we are probably going to watch episode 85 (Kite dies mf) tomorrow night and I cannot WAIT

Aggressive headbanging whenever Departure starts playing

She generally likes all the characters, though she does find it easier to feel attachment to Gon and Killua at this point since the story's spent the most time with them. She feels for Kurapika, hates seeing Killua sad in any scene (actually she pouts when she sees him upset), thinks Gon is interesting (and apparently thinks we have things in common. pls help), and finds Leorio's loudness exhausting but loves his character.

"Being a Hunter must be so amazing if he'd leave his kid behind!" "WHAT? No, that's... that's not normal. Um?"

Sees Tonpa is their fifth group member: "Ugh, it's this dweeb."

"I do kind of like Leorio. I didn't think I would, but that's not where I thought his backstory would be going." Me, knowing the next episode has Leorio betting so he can touch boobies: "...you're about to be so disappointed in him." After the episode: "...well. I can't say I'm surprised."

So creeped out by Gittarackur. "No. No I don't like him. No. No..."

*Illumi digging himself a hole in the ground* "...what...? no. what???" "Are you okay?" "NO!"

Laughed for a solid thirty seconds at Gon telling Hanzo he doesn't want his legs cut off. Had to pause the episode. Still laughs about this when it pops into her head

"So now you've met Illumi." "Yeah, he's a tool. >:("

After the Zoldyck family arc she pointed at Killua and said "So, he'll have a happy arc, right?" "..." "...he has a happy arc... right...?" I did not respond, so she whacked me in the arm. "Hey??" "WHY do you always make me watch things that'll make me SAD?" "...good storytelling?" "...alright."

Anytime Killua goes full assassin mode she does this particular giggle that is part nervousness and part sheer delight

I started wincing during Gon's fight with Gido and my mom caught my eye, shook her head with a bone-deep sigh and just said "He'll be fine."

She actually really enjoys the fights, which is fun (I do too). Especially during Heavens Arena - she was pausing every once in awhile because she really wanted to make sure she understood all the Nen stuff.

She was watching Gon and Killua running all over the place on Whale Island, made a sound like she was exhausted just watching them, then muttered "I think they were supposed to find each other."

Ging thoughts: "I'm... not sure if I like him."

She was really engaged with the Kurapika and Uvogin fight. Like this -> 👀

Right before Neon escaped from her guards: "She's gone. She slipped out. She left. She's - she's gone. Hello." "Neon's vanished!" *makes frustrated gestures at the screen*

She didn't really have too much commentary during Yorknew arc other than obvious concern for Kurapika and an eventual appreciation for Pakunoda (to which we solidly agree; Pakunoda's awesome). I think it's because there was so much going on

*Kurapika tasting chains* "...I worry for him."

*sees Gon and Killua in suits for the auction* "PAUSE IT. PAUSE." *gesturing at them on the screen, overtaken by cuteness* "AHHHH???"

About Leorio: "There is so much love in his eyes..."

I asked her what role she thought Bisky would play after seeing her in the intro and the ending (before her first appearance). She commented on the pink of Bisky's eyes looking kind of reddish in certain lights and wondered if she was a member of the Kurta who'd survived the massacre.

She responded very strongly to the "I'm the one who's glad I met you." scene. Super endeared by it.

The Bubble Horse: "What." *gets closer to the screen and stares at it, her fingers at her temples*

She actually found Hisoka fascinating at the beginning but now she's just creeped out by him. She was making faces when he showed up in Greed Island again and I asked whether she still found him interesting. "Oh for sure he's interesting. He's just also... icky, and uncomfortable, and- AND NOW HE'S STARING AT THEIR BUTTS?!"

Ging thoughts, cont'd: "I don't like him."

Directly after the Genthru fight, in a horrified whisper: "This child is unwell..."

After seeing the look Killua gives Gon as he walks up the steps to complete the game, she made the quietest "aw" under her breath. "He's so happy for him. He loves that he's happy."

"I'll introduce him to Killua, my best friend in the world!" "Aww!!! :')" *Killua gets flustered* "Oh??"

By the end of Greed Island, she had this to say about Gon and Killua: "They're basically married friends. Gon has, I think, decided that this is forever, and I think Killua wants that too, but he seems to think the only way he can do that is to serve."

Ging thoughts, current: "I really don't like him. You're messing up your kid!"

She saw Crazy Slots for the first time, paused the episode, put her head in her hands and just. Stayed like that for awhile.

Sees Kurt and Reina: "...bye, small children."

*lying on her back in bed, gesticulating to the ceiling* "Okay, so Colt spared the mother. That could mean many things and I'm not sure exactly what yet. It could be that the kids' genes made him more pure or innocent somehow? I think the others are about to go Lord of the Flies on each other. But this is really interesting. I'm not sure what to make of it yet."

She saw the two guys with Ponzu and Pokkle and said "Okay, well, bye red shirts." ...and then was taken completely aback when Ponzu and Pokkle died too.

I paused the episode on the horseback riding scene. "Sorry but you need to look at what Killua's doing." *chokes on her drink*

"...why do Kite and Killua keep getting framed together?" "..." "They both have the white hair too. And they run the same." "..." "...I know you won't tell me anything."

On Kite: "He's like Captain Harlock!!" *sees him walk out of the forest with his scythe* "He's like Vampire Hunter D!! ...okay, well, not really at all, but the shadowed eye and the... anyways."

*sees Nen start to form around Rammot's fist* With genuine horror: "NO!!!"

see I want to tell you guys some of my mom’s reactions to stuff that happens in hxh but I don’t think that’s really something that would interest anyone, which, fair.

I, however, am extremely entertained.

#storyrambles #hxh #my mom watches hunter x hunter #...and is greatly enjoying herself :D #i'm curious how she'll react to 85 tbh. that's the real turning point #there's kite's death. killua escaping with gon. 'gon you are light'#so much.

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bogboye · 3 years ago

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Okay I am not over the newest bfu episode here's my review:

the uniforms

THE UNIFORMS

literally the first thing they do is shit talk a bunch of racists I am living

twenty seconds in and I'm already having the time of my life

"Konichiwa motherfuckers. You murdered my family. Now prepare to fucking die." Ooooooohhjoho good content

"Were the Japanese involved in the Civil War?" "No it was like 40 Chinese dudes but I assume these ghosts are all racist." So true king speak LOUDER

Ryan's confidence like lads,,,,,,, character development

this mf hates the racist ghosts so much that he's unable to get scared by them

both of them constantly chucking the L at em ugh

Did you know that they're actually the only men?

R.I.P. Jenny Wade I know she would've loved dishwashers

"Move these marbles and you'll go to heaven!" Ripped out of my spine and made jewelry out of my vertebrae

Ryan really carrying around the whole bakery huh?

Like that mans is so double cheeked up he literally needs 2 safety pins for his pants

Legend

They got so offended when the ghosts told them they're boring this will never not be funny

I think I was really fucking close to having an aneurysm because I was laughing so hard when they started crying like babies

Like I'm not even kidding I fucking lost it

Quality content

"If you want to feel free to look at that photograph!" MHM SAME

So much ass this season

Here for it don't get me wrong

"I'm in pain." haha me too

Trying to conjure Abe Lincoln and Robert Lee into some random ass basement in bumfuck nowhere lads give my a second Imma go to my cellar and ask if Beyoncé wants a sandwich

Oh? The Lorraine Warren painted a cross on a door? And everybody says not to open it because it is trapping a malevolent entity? Better open that bad boy!

How many times did he hit his head now? Three?

That ghost really wanted to suck on some balls huh?

The moment Ryan started laughing like a maniac I think we all agreed that he finally fucking lost it

#buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #bfu ryan #bfu spoilers #bfu shane #buzzfeed unsolved supernatural #shane madej #shane and ryan #ryan bergara #noah reviews movies #or in this case youtube videos lmao

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eitelle · 4 years ago

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if youre still looking for requests you could do a movie night with kenma thing 😩

HI I LOVE UOU SM OK OK OKD DHHDHFFHDH I JUST SCREECHEDKDRHHEHFHFBDJFHDDJ PLS HELOSVEHDGFJDHDEHDH GODHEVEGDHDHD YES 🛐🛐🛐

UHM OK ANYWAYS PAIRING: kenma kozume x gn!reader

warnings: none but there r slight major possibly incorrect spoilwers for ready player 1?

a/n: this has been rotting in my drafts for MONTHS. im literally so sorry ok anyways here we go:

ok so first of all hes picking the movie. i dont make the rules

hes very “im good w anything idk what i wanna watch” n then u say like jurassic park or sum shit and hes like “no.” LIKE BOY WDYM NO.

anyways he ends up choosing ready player one 😐🧍🏻‍♀️

im- ok get it mr. cliche 😍‼️

hes the type of person who cannot get comfortable no matter what so hes just struggling to find a good position for mf half of the movie istg

so bravo bravo he finally finds a good one then this bitch has the AUDACITY to sit up get food n then he struggles again.

at this point u just ignore him (i feel bad for him i feel the pain tbh)

he also has like just the two of us the song playing in the background just bc hes very like always needing a lot of everything tbh

so yall r watching that and one might think he is very stoic doesnt like movies n shit but theres two ways this can go:

hes either sleeping or hes hyperactively paying attention

for this movie in particular he becomes overly attached n when the like house complex comes crashing down n im p sure there is like a scene where shes getting tortured? idk i havent watched the movie in forever

ok anyways he literally gasps, kinda jumps, n he cries a lot.

hes a v pretty crier tho 😖🥰

he kinda just has like tears streaming down his face n then like his head is in ur lap and ur stroking his hair and its honestly rly funny 😭😭

n then theres the scene where its the meetup face reveal irl and oh boy does kenma cry at that (you do too tbh)

ok so after that hes prob either heartbroken or out cold. if hes out cold, baby im sorry but ur not going anywhere

when he sleeps he doesnt wake up until its like 3 pm istg-

ugh but he also loves building shit

like constructing chairs n desks n he just lowk loves engineering its just not a big thing more like a side hobby bc he doesnt have the energy for doing that shit all the time

omg dad!kenma 😖🥺 elle stfu he cant be the father of ur children, HES NOT REAL. actually idc

anyways

so naturally for a movie night hes gonna go all out

im talking projector, pillow fort, blanket fort, fairy lights, maybe even a galaxy projector idk

he def built a whole ass fort for yall BUT thats why movie nights r so rare

so that night he stays awake duh but now its ur turn to choose

n so being the icon u are, u choose a barbie movie 😎💪

n hes like “again???” but he knows its ur turn so hes like “k fine ig.”

so u guys choose the mermaid one like the lost princess of a mermaid kingdom, that one

do yall know what im talking ab? idk google it ig but like where was ur childhood smh

ok anyways back to the topic at hand

kenma has watched all the barbie movies. its canon, furudate told me himself

he went up to me one day knocked on my garage n went “hey elle i heard u love kenma kozume, well im hear to tell u that hes watched all the barbie movies” n then he disappeared <33

ok but fr thats just a hc of mine anyways so yall be watchibg it

and hes obvi very sucked in

and then theres like the betrayal scene

n he gasps so loud his popcorn w extra butter n light seasalt n extra cheese w a side of HI-C fruit punch almost spills

that order is also canon.

and ur like “kenma baby r u ok?” while laughing ur ass off lowk

n hes like “yeah yeah im fine stfu now pls”

like just bc u said pls doesnt make it better but i see u, choosing barbie over us 🤨🙄 can relate tho

finally the movie ended n now yall both feel very empty. so what do yall do? by this point its like 4 in the morning

so the only logical answer is to play otome games, episode, animal jam, n the winx fairy rp game thing

^^^ thats what yall look like btw

SHDGDJDHD YEAH

n thats it i hope u enjoyed n im so sorry for how late i am BYEE

haikyuu general taglist: @babyshoyo (sorry it was like 2 am when i posted this i forgot 😭😭)

#haikyuu!!#haikyu oneshots #haikyu x reader #haikyu fanfiction #haikyu headcanons #kenmasimpnation #kenma hcs #kenma fanfic #kenma x reader #kenma fluff #kenma headcanons #kenma kozume #kozuelle #kozume kenma #haikyuu kenma #eitelle writes

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bonsai62 · 4 years ago

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JJK Episode 22:

LMAO!

Oh my god! Finally this arc is what we been waiting for! Like it is gonna be such a good, but yet small arc but just everything around it so great! This arc is gonna make Nobara and Megumi shine so damn much and their strength! We already seen enough of Yuji’s strength so now we get to see the other’s power!

1. Yuji & Nobara sibling-like dynamic:

Those two are honestly the greatest! They remind me of me and my best friend so much that I smiled the whole time with them on screen! 😂 Not just in fighting but how they are! Those two are literally the same like if I didn’t watch JJK I would assume they’re bros and sis lol! I love their relationship just the way it is because they’re literally like “a guy and girl can be friends” type of way and it makes me happy (I am informing chp 64 lol)! And I love the way they punk of Fushi and he constantly deals with their stupidity but he is also involve it too! Mf tried to hard to not be in sync with them but look what happens 😭😂

2. Compliments to the chef, Mappa, for all the Itafushi moments:

Oh man... I swear Mappa woke up today and chose Itafushi. Like dudes... we get it ya’ll love that ship! Lol jk jk please don’t take me serious guys! But... anyways... those two boys... I can write and essay about how amazing their relationship is and just a breath of fresh fucking air but I won’t and I don’t like being annoying lmao... we can all see how much they both equally care for each other and know each other well enough. It’s like how Megumi knows when Yuji is upset, Yuji also knows that Megumi is upset. I love how Yuji was like “mf what you doing pushing me in the car, what about you?!” Like Yuji he is going through something 😭😂

Would I like if they added the part where Yuji is in the car and pouting that Megumi tried to leave their separate ways? Yes... but it’s okay they added another extra moment that wasn’t in the manga so it’s all good lmao! I had this one post where it was Yuji’s idea to go back to Megumi and Nobara being the best friend agreed!

3. The best fucking trio:

In all my years of watching anime... this trio gets it. I have seen good trios but this one is defiantly my top 1. I know I may be that bitch like “come on there are probably better trios out there” and I agree there are but this one is jsit spot on. The bond that they have with each other. They all sync with each other and have each other’s back. Literally I love when Yuji and Nobara went to Megumi becasue they just want to help him and be by his side. No teammates gets left behind! My favorite is that Noabra is literally half of them 😂 she is sometimes Yuji (like I’m today’s episode) and sometimes she is like Megumi! I honestly wanted to write it in a post but I’ll jsit say it here instead lol! I love their relationship together becasue it’s healthy and there isn’t no petty rivals or anything lol! Well, except Nobara being that big sister and always playing around with Megumi or somehow kicking Yuji hella far 😭😂!

But anways.... they’re just amazing as one and wholesome together 🥺💓.

4. Mahito is my fav anime villain:

First of all that bitch gives no fucks and I love it. I’m glad he don’t hesitate and wait to manipulate or ruin the main protagonist’s life. He made Yuji’s life a living hell and honestly I’m glad he just went for it. Mf did not give him a break at all while he was fighting with Yuji. I love that his character is so childish and just ugh! I can just talk about how good of a villain Mahito is in this spot but again I don’t want to annoy! I can’t wait for you guys to hate on him more but actually see the way he is. Like if evil was a person, Mahito is definitely that description.

I swear every episode of JJK and even the manga gets hella better and I honestly can’t wait for anime watchers only to enjoy every minute of it! You guys are gonna be happy but yet very sad at the end 😩!

Until next time guys! Can’t wait for you guys to see Megumi and Nobara in action!

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk anime #jjk #fushiguro megumi #itadori yuji #kugisaki nobara #mahito #anime #best trio #our babies #all share one brain cell

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ilyalljasonsandnon-jasonsthesame · 2 years ago

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Young Justice season 2

(The first ones won't be numbered either)

Ep 1

Damian?????

Forget it, it's Tim

Tim?????

So we're doing the skip Jason thing again, huh?

Or maybe he already died? But the math isn't right?????

What??? the??? fuck???? Care to explain???? Wtf is going on????

Oh, time skip. Ok.

Beast boy!!!!!! <33333

Eps idk

Ok???? Aqualad is bad????

WHERE TF ARE WALLY AND ARTEMIS ISTG IF THEY'RE DEAD

Connor and M'gan broke up oof

So we're once again ignoring Barbara's disability

Oof, Dick told Tim "don't die" three guesses why

Ohhhhh Aqualad's gf died :(((

Why is M'gan dating that guy?

Ep 3 i think (where the aliens explode)

Omg, Tim was involved in an explosion damnnn

Oof, Batman's coming

They don't look happy lol

Get reckt

Dick, you have no right looking at Tim like that

Lol, knew he couldn't be mad at him, like, that's literally what got you where you are my dude.

Lol, when you parallel this with that ep in s1 where every hero is checking on their sidekicks after the tornados thing and they had 1 sidekick each, you'll see things haven't changed much, they changed sidekicks and duos but they still have 1. And then there's Batman, who now has 3

Ep 6 (I don't remember if the roy thing goes in here but whatever)

Bart!!!!!! <333333

Trackers in the water? That's such a Batman thing to do

Roy :(

Omg Liannnnnn

Lol I love that baby

Ep 7

WALLY AND ARTEMIS!!!!! <33333 they're alive :)))))

Oh :(

OMG SHE (M'gan) DID WHAT????? OMFG

OH MY MOTHER FUCKING GOD HE KILLED HER AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Wally's not gonna be happy

Dick's boutta get reckt

Bitch

Bitches all of you

You do not get to play me like that

Ep 8 (first live-tweeted episode yay)

Oof, man, this show may not have Jason but this is exactly the father-son angst i signed up for

OMG THAT'S JASON

Ok, hold up, wait, I need a minute, wait, a moment pls, that's jason

:(((((((

Oof, I think the "people think I'm the same guy but with a different costume" may have hit close to home for tim

Oh God, Tim's looking up at Jason's memorial

Things boutta get angsty

LOL, batman has a lot of kids

I love you bart

Omg, Jade named Lian after her sister

AHHHGGGGGG I HATE SPORTSMASTER SO MF MUCH

Oof, I love the shade to his dad

Oof, get reckt

YOU GO ROY, KILL LUTHOR <33333

LOLLLL BLOW HIM UPPPP

Oh, I've got a feeling Kon and this girl may date in the near future

Icy bitch, you better not ruin the girls' party

LOLLLLLL I KNEW THE CAR WOULD EXPLODE. WAY TO GOOOOO!!!!!

Godddd what a bitch

Aaaaand he ruined the party

Get reckt lol

OHHHHH ARSENAL!!!!

STFU LUTHOR, you're embarrassing urself

OMG HE'S GONNA BLOW LUTHOR'S ARM OFF OH MY FUCKING GODDDDDD. GO AHEAD PLS

With his own merch 😭😭😭 Roy ur a genius mwah

BAHAHAHABAHAHAHA LEX "WHY THE VIOLENCE?" LUTHOR

Ahh shit

Revenge or satisfaction? Both. Both is good.

Ep 9

What is it with batkids and explosions?

Wallyyyyy, you're gonna create a misunderstanding

"StROng fAmILy TiEs" omg stfu Ra's

Ep 10

Ohhh shit

Ep 11

Ooooo she gon dump himmmm

Ep 12

Godddd they're grosss "sorry your daughter was killed, here's 20 bucks" 🤮🤮🤮

UGH slade

Idk which of them is worse

Batkids disappearing during conversations has got to be one of my favorite genders

Roy....

I'm in for making Luthor's life hell but not the right time

Ugh, idk why but I find black beetle soooo annoying like, joker kind of annoying. You're not funny, stop it.

THAT GUY HAS KIDS??????? IS THAT EVEN FUCKING LEGAL?????

Uh oh, he's gonna discover Aqualad's secret and then make him evil, isn't he? Shit

Friend or foe?

Friend :)

Ahhhh, he recognizes Kon as his grandson 🥰🥰🥰

Ep 13

YESSSSS GO ARTEMIS

UGHHHH really?

What a crappy comercial

Teach??? Teach what exactly???

Yeaahhh, hate to agree with slade but it is awkward

Mannnn the gatekeep part didn't work, huh dick?

Lol, I love Bart

Ep 14

Dude, I have a project that's worth my whole grade due in like 4 hours but I'm too hung up on this

YEAHHH YOU TELL HIM EDUARDO

Idk what she's saying but I like her energy

Yeaaaa, hate to agree but yeah. Guy's all red and firey, were you really trying to burn him?

Dude....

Hmmmmkayyy.... I think the scarab took control?????

OMFG AHHHHHHHGGGGGG FOR REALLL???????

Those kids aren't stupid, they would never go with luthor

Omg, seriously?

Ep 15

Bee and guardian are so cute <333

OMFG how the turntables

ROY YOU'RE GONNA DIE WTF

Ugh shit

Ep 16

UGH SHUT UP DIPSHIT

Ummm what if the camera had audio though?

Dude you broke him again 😭😭😭

But girlll what if there are cameras around?

I really don't know who I want to win here

PFAFAGAVABBABAHAHAHA HE'S BLESSED 😭😇🙏❤

Ooooooo Dick's mad

You're gonna get reckt pal

Ep 17

"THeiR oWn CrEAtioNs woRkIng AgAiNSt ThEm" projecting much, lex?

What's his plan? I'm kinda confused now

YOU KICK HIM??? LIKE THE FOOTBALL???

Tf???? I'm really lost here

Ohohohoooo yep, exactly. Luthor.

Poor kids tho

Ep 18

Pfffft those two still going

Weirdo...

She gon dump him now

I love jaime just mentally messing with them

SEE??? I TOLD Y'ALL KON WOULD END UP GOING OUT WITH THAT GIRL

Ok? So I think The Light is betraying The Reach

Ep 19

Shiiiittttt Ra's knowssss

Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit

AHHHHHHHH TRIPLE SHIT

It's over 😭��😭

I really don't wanna see

This is bad

Fuck

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

OMG

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING

THAT BETTER BE ANOTHER ONE OF THEM IN DISGUISE OR I SWEAR

What??? Won what??? Wtf

Bahahahaha omg they've been fucking playeddddd

WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK????????

Ladies and gentlemen, I've been played twice

So the bump was on purpose?

Say what you want but i love witchboy

I'd be like "OMFG HE KILLED RA'S" but I know he'll survive

AWWWWW WALLY AND BART <3333333

Ep 20

Ahhhh shit

I hate not being right :/

I hate that he's smart

Shiiitttt

Someone's gonna die here

I can smell it

Shit

Wally's gonna die

Shit

I know it

Wally don't push yourself :(((

Fuck

Ugh ofc it had to be Luthor

:((((((

Ohhhh fuck

#dc comics #young justice #young justice season 2

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heretherebedork · 3 years ago

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The only thing that made sense in this episode is that one line in their new song that goes "we can't communicate" well.. MFs REALLY CAN'T !!

But no, really.. I GOT SO MANY QUESTIONS, ugh.

Why didn't Fiat just (what Leo f* asked him as well) tell his boyfriend about King right away? I'm not even implying that one of them is much more at fault, both of them are just f* dumb at this point. Or more like written wrong as hell, ugh I don't wanna say wrong because they're still HER characters but.. woman, the writing in this ep didn't make ANY sense at all warghhh!! Although I liked the idea of adding another 'drama' (simply bc I don't like too much of cheesy content), I would have wished for another type of plot(twist).

And bruh, don't make me mention LEO. Dude was ready to let that limpet kiss him to get some fake information ALTHOUGH he knew that King is playing mind games with them, especially with HIM. As if going to King directly wasn't another option, smh.

When Fiat had this monologue while sitting on that tree wondering why it hurt so much seeing his BOYFRIEND kiss another person, I was like: r u f* serious -.- ???? Idk but that scene could evtl REALLY be a reference to TT2 since now FIAT is the one being hurt as he watched his boyfriend getting kissed by another person. It's simply the same with Tharn who had to face Type getting kissed by Fiat. Hm, idk but payback's a bitch!!

I'm sry but LeoFiat NOT having enough trust in eo doesn't only make no sense because of the whole 10 episodes we've watched before, but also because of their f* SHARED PAST AS BEST AND VERY CLOSE FRIENDS FOR ALMOST 20. F*. YEARS. man, I mean come onnnn couldn't they come up w something more convincing????

You got two boys hot as f* w a hot as f* chemistry as well but don't really know how to make good use of it.. it's just so sad and wasted potential at this point. In the preview it looks like we will only have the first 10 mins solving this whole makes-no-sense-drama, I'm sure afterwards it'll be like nothing happened at all so we have that 'happy (and imo rushed) ending lol. Ik there's still a special episode afterwards but I would really like to see another season of them where Mame really SHOWS us their character development, especially when it comes to them communicating with eo. I don't even care anymore if she'll mess up that possible 2nd season as well (which she probably will).. it can't get more pointless anyway LMAO

I hate Leo, I hate Fiat, I hate this series. But I also love them, ARGHHHH!!!!

The problem here is that MAME doesn't believe in character development. Characters remain static. They do not change. They may seem to, but they never do.

And that's one of the biggest problems.

Think about it.

Have any of the characters actually grown?

Or do we just decide they do because the situation changes around them?

Honestly, yeah. That's the problem. We see the situation changing as them growing but the writers only see that as the situation changing and not the characters changing or growing at all.

So they're still reacting the same exact what they would have in episode one to what's happening in episode eleven and it doesn't work for the viewer because we think we've seen them grow and change... but we haven't.

The plot is dumb. And, in an earlier episode, I would have forgiven more because I would have been it as a chance for them to grow.

But at this point?

At episode eleven? At nearly the end?

I just don't see that potential for growth now because I know that everything they've been through has been for nothing.

Leo selling himself to protect Fiat makes sense in character... but the lack of communication doesn't make sense any more because they 'outgrew' ages ago. Only they didn't because their characters don't get to grow or change.

Fiat avoiding Leo's explanation because he doesn't want to hear anything makes sense in character... if you ignore everything he's been through and the pain he's gone through to realize that he needs explanations because they've allowed him to forgive the rest of his family. But he doesn't realize that because he can't grow as a character because they won't allow that.

That's the problem. That's why this episode fell so flat and pissed off so many people.

Because it's an episode that shows that no one in this show is allowed to grow. None of them are allowed to change. Because none of the writers know how to write character development.

So this episode, which could have been interesting, instead falls flat because it just shows the viewer that what we've been seeing as character development and growth is actually just nothing, just smoke and mirrors for the same issues that we thought the solved.

Ugh.

This show.

The potential is what we love and what we hate and what is being squandered so thoroughly.

#don't say no #don't say no the series gif #thai bl #thaibl #bl drama #bl series #asianlgbtqdramas #asian lgbtq dramas #leofiat #dsn the series #thai drama #ugh this show #it hurts me so

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blonde-toddy · 4 years ago

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Random and Not So Random thoughts while watching Bridgerton: Season 1, Episode 8

So the finale is here.

And baby do we need some resolutions.

This one is titled "After the Rain"

I hope that's a good thing.

Couples montage then lonely Violet. She was blissfully in love with her husband, that's for sure. 8 facking kids worth.

Yes Simon and Daphne are a love match....but they are ripping my heart out right now.

Why are they being so cold?!?!

Way to reference the ruse Daphne. Ugh.

I'm glad that King Granville is here.

Yes push those assholes together.

That shoulder touch. See, irresistible. They are all about each other.

The very picture of devotion, indeed.

Benny and Eloise!!!!

She's wearimg that ugly neck thing again.

No Benny, she thinks Delacroix is Whistledown.

What?!?! Francesca is coming back.

Oh Marina you still pregnant.

Now you shipping Penelope and Colin. That's not weird or anything seeing as you were ready to trap his ass.

Something is amiss!

For Violet to be so wise with her sons, she's awfully thick when it comes to Daphne. I just don't understand.

Daphne is done done done with Violets advice.

I ain't mad at her.

Aww Portia is trying to finesse her way back in. Violet can't stand her.....

Okay Daphne! Let's just hand out all kinds of forgiveness today.

Oh shit. Sir Crane!

Daphne and Portia are GONE!

Ooooh her beloved is dead dead dead.

Yeah girllllllll. All that time you thought he abandoned you. And he was at war.....shit.

What a pill.

I'm glad Daphne has some kind of friend.

Daphne and Marinas storylines are kind of bizarrely parallel.

Jesus Eloise, wtf!

Awww she's trying to save her friend.

I don't think Delacroix is Whistledown.

Oh this is so uncomfortable.....Benny on the low shit.

That shoulder shrug was cute.

"Lock. The door "

Where you going Daphne....what you doing?

Your Graces.

Awww Daphne is still trying.

Damn Simon if she deserves it, step up and give it to her.

Will and Alice ❤

Aw shit Will took Featheringtons bait.

This can't be good.

The deed to the crib?!

This man is out of his mf mind.

Stop it with Anthony and Sienna already!

Simon knows Will is up to something..........

Oh shit he's still there.

Marina you better marry him.

You a damn fool.

Good luck.....you're missing tf out I think.

Right, Portia, right.

Oh she definitely still pregnant.

What are you looking for Daphne?

Ooooh she found the letters he wrote to his father.

And she's reading the mfs.

Oh man.

Yeah girl. It's fucking awful.

Here we go again with hoe ass Anthony.

Under the bleachers. Okay you freaks.

And Will throws the fight.

Featherington is so full of shit and those bookies know he played them. That is going to go horribly. I guaranfuckingtee it.

Simon knows whats up....but he's in no position to judge ANYBODY right now.

Daphne getting serious insight.

I appreciate the relationship between Daphne and Lady Danbury.

She needs someone to be straight with her.

She's giving that mother-in-law type advice and I love it.

You really out here judging him Simon.

Will fucked up but he's still right! Worry about your wife and your life! What's this really about?!

Oh Portia...don't get too excited.

That shits coming back around.

Breakfast together. Is this progress?

Daphne has a peace about her.

She ain't giving up on her man.

To Bridgerton House they go to see Dear Francesca.

Simon is so charming. He is duplicitous af!

Suddenly everyone is just cool with everything. Okay.

Must be the edibles.

Yes girl, look at your hot husband. He is impressive.

Um. Eloise. I think you're wrong boo.

Everybody doesn't have the advantages you have homie! I'm glad Penelope checks her when she gets on that high horse.

Simon with the kiddos just laying it on thick for my girl Daph. Teasing the fuck out of her.

Even Anthony looks all proud and shit.

Delacroix still finds away to shade Portia and it's hilarious.

He lost her mf dowry.

Yes Marina. The bun is still in the oven.

Hastings house is lavish af!

Gawd that picture.

This is not the end. No. No. No.

I share in the doctors exasperation.

Idk what the fuck has happened to Anthony to turn him on his head like this.

Ok mf! You know what, take Sienna to the ball.

Finally giving her the love she deserves from you.

Oh look at these assholes looking at themselves.

"You wound me."

She's light roasting him again and it's lovely.

Come on my babies. Get it together. Y'all are precious.

Also if I ever marry, I want a regal ass portrait like that.

She wants to dance with her man. Same, girl. I want to, and I want you to, too.

Oh we have classic bantering Simon and Daphne.

Come. On. Already.

Fix it.

Fuck....the way they look at each other.

Welp. Party time.

Noooo not one LAST dance.

Ok Will flexed for his baby.

Simon still looking all judgy. Man you better get your own house in order.

Eloise is a living doll, but she's not here for the fellas just yet....or maybe ladies. Or maybe nothing at all. We'll see with her. Just not yet.

I appreciate the evolution of her and Daphnes relationship.

Aww Mr. Finch.

Portia flexing. "The Duchess extended an invitation, personally." She made sure they knew how connected she was.

They're still roasting her wack ass husband though. But fuck him.

Yep he's fucked.

Wtf does Benny do at these balls?

Awe Colin and Penelope.

Penelope bout to confess.

Well Colin killed that. Like dead in the water.

Ya boy is going to Greece.

Sorry Pen. The confession must wait.

Shes devastated. Hell nah she ain't dancing.

Oh Eloise...now is not the time.

Eloise got all that tea!!!!

Hold up this footman looks cheeky. More of him maybe.

Anthony bout to scoop his lady......SIKE.

Sienna pitting an end to this shit.

Anthony you've let her down one too many times.

And Sienna apparently has no desire to put on airs.

Are you sorry though?

And wtf do you do now?

Toss the flowers. Check.

Aww she saved Whistledown.

What a peach.

Come on assholes. Look at y'all looking at each other.

And he still plans on leaving.

Lady Danbury out here dropping wisdom. Listen, Simon, listen!

I honestly do think it's different for them. I think it's different for everyone.

Oh Daphne, Violet is dropping hot ones this time.

What a fucking pep talk.

And now they dance!!!!!

Its that slo-mo smoldering stare for me.

More rain?!

Daphne letting that shit wash her worries away. Go girl.

I mean y'all are cute but this is Daphne and Simons moment.

Cheers to the cane of Lady Danbury.

Danbury put everyone out. Her matchmaking and scheming never end.

At least Simon stayed in the rain with her.

Look at them.....

She told him bout the letters!!!!

Idk man. This love confession is on par with "I burn for you."

She wants to stay with you and love you every day. Man you have a rider. Y'all have dragged each other through the shits. Y'all need this rain.

But there's this lovely thing called a choice.

You really just gonna let her walk away this time and NOT follow her?!

Fucking hell.

Meanwhile at Featherington house.

Oh fuck.

Lord Featherington is dead. I knew that shit was going to blow up.

Fuck. Poor Portia.

Daphne just chilling.

Oh. Ok. Here comes the Duke.

Oh come on Simon. Yes you do. You know EXACTLY what to do.

Nothing else matters when y'all tangled up in them sheets.

They are just so tender!

Yes! Take it to the bed.

Daphne kissing on Simons neck and wanting to give him pleasure and affection >>>>>>>>

A million times over. Its fucking hot. Look at her honing her skillset.

Ride the mf girl!

Ok then! Flip that ass!!!

Out here long stroking the fuck out of her. Got dang.

Oh now you bout to hit that ecstacy.

Is a "congratulations" or "good job" in order?

These beautiful assholes!!!!

I just love them.

All this build up for Simon to ejaculate inside Daphne....but so worth it.

Awww poor Penelope.....

Eloise is convinced Whistledown is Delacroix.

I do love Portia.

Her and Marina grew to an understanding I think.

Marina girl, I think you're making a wise choice marrying your baby daddys brother. Just saying.

Who tf inheriting the Featherington Estate? And have we met them?

Hyacinth is forever in my heart.

Simon and Daphne got that glowwwwww.

Awwe Anthony is all broken up over Sienna.

Ahh yes Anthony, a loving union is the problem. I'm ready for your drama Hoe.

Aha! I knew Delacroix wasn't Whistledown.

Ooooh Eloise!

And you saved her ass.

Really?!?! Pen?!

I can see it a bit.

Aww Daphne is having a baby!!! She got her wish!!!

Simon looks equal parts terrified and amazed.

Aw yall keeping the alphabetical name tradition. How fucking cute.

But you know what, I'm here for it and I find myself satisfied.

And also thirsty!

That's why I went right back and started the series right over again. Yes I did. And I'm proud of that.

Now I will start the books and obsess about season 2.

What a beautiful much needled ride during these times. I feel alive again.

#bridgerton #bridgerton reaction #the duke of hastings #simon bassett #the duchess of hastings #daphne bridgerton #simon x daphne #daphne x simon #anthony bridgerton #benedict bridgerton #colin bridgerton #eloise bridgerton #violet bridgerton #portia featherington #penelope featherington #marina thompson #lady danbury #lady whistledown #mr granville

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infinitelytheheartexpands · 4 years ago

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Responses from the Opera Screencaps Captioning Quiz

Hello, everyone, and thank you for taking my quiz! I had SO MUCH fun reading your captions-- there were several times I literally started crying from laughing so hard at the amazingness of your work! With that in mind, the captions (which I will continue to add onto as more people take it):

(also, thank you to @dichterfuerstin for translating the German captions I got)

originally taken from: the Wiener Staatsoper’s 2020 production of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart’s Die Entführung aus dem Serail, featuring Regula Mühlemann (center) as Blonde, Michael Laurenz (right) as Pedrillo, and an unnamed extra (left) as the Grim Reaper

Responses:

(Backstage warm-up) “ok so someone dropped the pulse”

me and my friends watching the fire burn after doing arson

Introducing the polycule to the parents

*boom* ... did...you guys hear that too?

Ma Signor !

Knight in whinging armour gone wrong, look at how he holds the egg. Polyamory with weird knight and death.

the father, son and the holy ghost are very gay

the gays meeting for brunch, 2021, colorized

chicken lady forces death and a very flamboyantly homosexual anthropomorphized pink bird to be parents of her egg (they dont want to be)

That’s just me and my friends on our night out (before covid rip)-- closest

A Good Friday night

good omens (2019)

["the pocket guide to boy/girl/mischief" meme] who's the boy and who's the mischief though????

Papageno and Papagena take their first-born egg trick-or-treating

Angry Birds - The Musical. A pig stole an egg and the bird unites with death to take revenge.

I love my bird wife

Someone got murdered during the funky chicken dance

throuple murders child and steals sibling of said child

When you and your friends have widely different tastes in literature

angel leading twink to his rightful place (hell)

draco malfoy from a very potter musical and a death eater are very much in the wrong show

What have I gotten myself into

Mlm/wlw solidarity but I’m not telling who is who

A woman stands with a pink dipshit with an egg and a reaper.

A bird-couple makes a pact with Death, sacrificing their first-born bird-child in order to bring good luck upon their unborn bird-baby

There are three types of people on Halloween:

Uh oh, I don’t think the mother hen is very happy about this...

oh god, they’ve invented seussical. It’s too early!

gay brunch

Three little maids from school are we

guys maybe if we dress gay enough we can distract everyone from the dead flapper bee in the back

those three killed a duck for her egg and are facing the conswquences.

Duck has egg with human, shocked and upset due to biological impossibility

When you bout to make a banging omelet so you invite your fellow queers

"No mortal man could pass that egg, but heaven shall repair your rectum."

originally taken from: the Salzburg Festival’s 2007 production of Hector Berlioz’s Benvenuto Cellini, featuring Maija Kovalevska (left) as Teresa Balducci, Laurent Naouri (center, in chimney) as Fieramosca, and Burkhard Fritz (right) as Benvenuto Cellini

Responses:

“In this same interlude it doth befall That I, one Snout by name, present a wall; And such a wall, as I would have you think, That had in it a crannied hole or chink, Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby, Did whisper often very secretly. This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show That I am that same wall; the truth is so: And this the cranny is, right and sinister, Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.” - a midsummer night’s dream, act v scene 1

"ah yes a prime specimen. see here, right in this box is our one of a kind hob goblin that can be all yours for the low low price of your soul"

what, YOU don't have a special eavesdropping chimney window?

Hänsel und Gretel plotting against the witch

man takes a wrong turn and ends up in a chimney, catches his girlfriend cheating-- closest

when you end up third wheeling the straight couple

lady cheats on her leather jacket wearing scummy boyfriend and when he unexpectedly comes home she hides the lover in the chimney

A straight girl and her gay best friend gossip about stuff idk

Idk Shakespeare?

experimental couples therapy feat. the chimney mf from mary poppins

Area Couple Inadvertently Traps Santa-in-Training in Chimney as they Attempt Rooftop Flirting

Landlords laugh over student renter's misfortune

I never asked for this

Ay yo lil mama lemme whisper in your ear

voyeurist listens to sandy and Danny from grease

Psssst! Did you hear about Susan? You won’t believe it!

lady and the tramp meets beauty and the beast?

human trafficking

And for just $30 you too could have your own tiny brick cage!

Psst I’m wearing assless chaps under this dress

A couple tortures a man in a box.

It's all fun and games being stuck in a chimney until your greasy uncle steals your crush from right above you-- okay ngl this could actually be a great Don Pasquale concept

Taking eavesdropping to the next level

Will you two stop being lovey dovey and let me out? SUMMER LOVIN, HAPPENED SO FAST—

overhearing how people talk about you when they think they're alone puts you in the shithouse

Does he know we can see him?

dear god, i am so fucking hungry, yall please just do whatever heterosexuals do so i can go eat a popsicle

the human version of the trash man from sesame street is realizing that those two are going to fuck on his trash can

Tmw you capture an angry short dude and start trashtalking him where he can hear

Omg what if we kissed but we actually kissed the lil goblin man under us

"Remember, don't feed him after midnight"

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Leonardo Estevez (right, on fake horse) as Le Comte d’Oberthal

Responses:

“When I said we needed to drain the swamp I didn’t think there were people actually living there”

horse? what horse? no sir i dont know what horse youre referring to.

definitely don't have a napoleon complex going on

King stole La Scala‘s Lohengrin set

king breaks all his horses, has to use statue dragged by servants as transportation because he’s too kingly too walk

Emperor Söder and his subjects on a carnival procession

man on horse makes a big deal out of being on a horse

That’s not Zeffirelli because the horse is not alive

Who the fuck put a horse on the stage

isn't this that picture of napoleon on the horse

Area Count Thinks Citizens will be Intimidated by his Extremely Fake-looking Horse Statue-- closest

Everyone wants their turn on the giant plaster horse. Police are there to make sure everyone waits their turn.

Night out with the lads

Local royalty horrified at the state of his own damn kingdom

gay army fights different gay aesthetics-- hi author how does it feel to be the funniest fucking person on this quiz

Well at least I LOOK badass

ceasar if he hadn't gotten stabbed (colourised)

some soldiers jumped out of my kindergarten fairytale collection book to burn the don carlos flemish deputies at the stake

It’s just a model

Is that how you feel pulling up in your Honda Civic, Madge?

Someone rides a horse statue in public.

Just a normal party with the bros.

what is this, some kind of crossover episode?

Terribly sorry for all the fuss, it’s just, that is, my horse is afraid of neck ruffles. I’ve tried to talk to him about it, but he’s—whoaaa there—he said he was a french courtier in a past life and he’s allergic to English fashion

Horse seller, listen to me! I am riding into battle. I need your strongest horse. - We have horses at home. - The horses at home:

All hail Incitatus the king

we are not ripping off shakespeare’s henry viii. what the fuck. this is about lenny xi you uncultured swine, go drown in a pit of your own farts

oh god is that hamilton

Guy Removed From Art Museum For Sitting On Statue, more at eleven

Gay <3

Officer: This horse... is a virgin! Crowd: *cheers*

originally taken from: the Parma Verdi Festival’s 2017 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Stiffelio, featuring Maria Katzarava (left) as Lina and Luciano Ganci (right) as Stiffelio

Responses:

That One kid in class

its a mEntAL BreAkDowN *final countdown but kazoo*

*record scratch* yeah, that's me. you're probably wondering how I got here-- closest

Dad keeps monologuing, teenager is done

left: all of my concerned friends, right: my emo ass having a very public mental breakdown

the demons in the corner of my room when im just trying to sleep

lady gets mansplained to (do i need to say more, we've all been there)

It’s probably an area baritone telling off an area soprano-- sorry; it’s a tenor. soprano is right though.

That was a fake horse in the last photo right?

child comes out as gay to father at a particularly bad time

dissociation solves everything

I can't believe it's not butter

Honey we talked about this

My sleep paralysis demon is Crowley from supernatural

child has nightmare of boring job

When you start dating a singer but he won’t stop practicing at night

just an average day in a hetero marriage

what do i do my wife's having period cramps again

Stop having an existential crisis. It’s time to sing!

“No son of mine will kin Gomez Addams under MY roof”

Crowley stares into space while a teen has post nut clarity.

When he wont stop reciting jordan peterson monologues!!

Do you realize how effed you are?

Ugh, not this lecture again! Dad’s Practicing For His Experimental Indie Band Again

asking your parents for help with your own personal situation and them just ranting off about what they went through instead of helping in any way

Will he shut up already!

no one tell him he’s yelling in the wrong direction, no one tell him plnsbdjddhdj

this kid is tired of his dad listening to rush limbaugh (a man who claimed to be pro life but died anyway)

Me internally vs externally

Daddy issues

originally taken from: the Grand Théâtre de Genève’s 2020 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Les Huguenots, featuring several chorus members

Responses:

It’s the deadly eye Of Poogley-pie. Look away, look away, As you walk by, ‘Cause whoever looks right at it Surely will die. It’s a good thing you didn’t … You did? … Good-bye. - shel Silverstein

why the fuckith? my good sir, i beg of you to put your pants back on

I hate this itchy hat

Titanic Extras hear that they have to do extra hours

people waiting to board the titanic watch someone fall off the plank

pov: you’re a time traveler

guy in the flatcap is embarrassed by patriotism and pathos

No idea. For some reason Le Marseillaise comes to mind

Is this from Harry Potter?

disneyland main street usa workers on strike

local tries to hide behind Newsies cap to avoid unpleasant but inevitable conversations. meanwhile, some very fashionable ladies look on.

"Thank fuck, 2020 was just a dream after all"

“We gather here today because this bitch got exactly what she deserved” “heaven!” “Stfu Stephanie she’s going to hell and we all know it”-- not quite but this basically happens later on in the opera (and act) so yeah (except the person in question very much Did Not Deserve It)

dc movie filter on bridgerton

america?

looks like my history teacher paused the prohibition documentary again

Who still wears page boy hats bro?

Coming out to a room of people who Already Knew That

Bitches are relieved at some party.

Several drunk people exiting getting off the subway attempting to seem sober and rational but realizing they have somehow lost all of their possessions

How tf do I act natural in this situation-- closest

“do you think any of them noticed that I don’t know the pledge of allegiance”

It's too fucking hot outside for this outfit

when hyyh yoonkook ending just hits different

pedestrians watch in horror as the triangle shirtwaist factory burns and the workers throw themselves out of the windows from a dozen stories up

Starting the pledge of allegiance be like

He's having a heart attack oh no oh god oh fuck

originally taken from: if I remember correctly, the Semperoper Dresden’s 2018 semi-staging of Johann Strauss II’s Die Fledermaus, with Jonas Kaufmann as Gabriel von Eisenstein

Responses:

“William Shakespeare wrote: "To thine own self be true And it must follow, as the night the day Thou canst not then be false to any man" I believe this wise statement best applies to a woman A blonde woman Over the past three years she taught me And showed us all That being true to yourself never goes out of style Ladies and gentlemen Our valedictorian: Elle Woods!” - legally blonde the musical

eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs

woooooorrrrd

Finally Jonas has graduated! It’s about time, considering he’s an international star.

what my professors think they look like

Prof. Dr. Dr. When someone tells him there are more than two genders

'and since you've now graduated high school, you'll be entering college etc. blablabla' .........meanwhile, there's a whole row of graduates daring each other to chug the cheap vodka one of them has brought in gallons (yes that happened at my graduation, lol)

Jonas darling baby <3-- can’t argue with that

I just realized I have no idea what the actual fuck happens in an opera

ok this one is just what jonas kaufmann always wears you can't fool me.

"as valedictorian i will share with you the importance of loving the floor"

"Yes, mother, my art degree will make me money!"

Graduation speakers are out, singers are in

Senior year takes a new meaninbg

mansplainer professor explains the concept of feminism to women

Your Prof when you finally turn in that missing assignment be like

younger boris johnson (derogatory)

jonas kaufmann retires from opera and takes up motivational speaking

What a fine graduation evening we’re having today

-70 points for slytherin you all have no swag

A man with a college hat sings.

An obviously greying actor trying to play a university student in a low-budget porn parody

How it feels to graduate high school after being held back for years

East High is a place where teachers encouraged us to break the status quo and define ourselves as we choose. Where a jock can cook up a mean crème brûlée, and a brainiac can break it down on the dance floor-

I may not have been "cool" in high school, but in ten years you will all be working for me!

I finally got my GED!

that one guy in ur intro to cultural anthropology class who mansplains to the professor somehow fucking graduated

he;s just graduating and taking his speech too serously idk

Graduation speeches with that one dude who got held back 3 times

Smrt

originally taken from: the Metropolitan Opera’s 2011 staging of Gioachino Rossini’s Le Comte Ory with Joyce DiDonato (left) as Isolier, Diana Damrau (center) as Countess Adèle, and Juan Diego Florez (right) as Le Comte Ory (disguised as a hermit)

Responses:

There is something very [disturbing grunts] About polyamorous couples - polyamorous, Chris Fleming

jinkies

femme fatale (including to herself)

I’ll have a threesome soon !

Hot guy walks by, everyone swoons.

thirdwheeling friend does not realize the other two are having sex

When your girlfriend had „just two beers“ again

jesus is exasperated about having to drag the two ladies towards doing what he needs them to do instead of purple dramatically declaring suicidal intent over the smallest trivial matters and red being equally dramatic about declaring that it's not the way! stay alive! i love you!!

The throuple is thriving

Get off the milf

orgy

my last three braincells because im a horny slut

countess receives too much love and is confused on how to react

Rasputin's lesser known romp with a much older czarina of russia

Woman's soul leaves body

Jesus and co. are worried after another woman gets pregnant without having sex

bisexual looks at photos of celebrity couples

When you go to the party to socialize with new people but your weirdo friend group starts getting clingy

Jesus cumming

one of those weird church christmas pageants but everybody's drunk

What have I done

Hozier??????????

Jesus assfucks some purple lady being hugged.

This time, the chick IS the magnet

An affair/threesome gone awry (2019 colorized)

What do you mean they canceled GLOW?

“I TOLD you it was cashmere!”

Are you wearing the - - The Gucci dress? Yes I am.

It's not what it looks like!

jesus is fucking that one cheerleader who grew up to be a suburban mom with one (1) super cool dress she stole from her kid who is desperately hugging her middle begging for it back because the spring fling is coming up and jason might actually make eye contact with her for more than three seconds.

jesus and mary magdaline and some other bitch

I’m at a bar and these drunk girls are flirting with me, do I lOOK GAY?!

Shrek 5, jesus's return

c. 2025 First attempt of an Officer and his Wife with a Handmaiden (colourized)

just about all of these are close lol

originally taken from: the Bolshoi Theater’s 1993 staging of Pyotr Ilyich Tchaikovsky’s The Maid of Orléans, featuring Nina Rautio (left) as Joan of Arc and Vyacheslav Pochapsky (right) as Thibaut d’Arc

Responses:

Don’t look, I’m still pooping

yall, the audacity of this man. he fuckin talked to me

*i can't even tell you how wrong you are* *it would be insulting to ME*-- closest

Cospeto!

„No I’m not talking to you, you keep cracking bad jokes!“ - „But I got another!“

when you’re mad at him but he says he’ll buy you food if you cheer up

When I’m wallowing in self-pity but my friends won’t comfort me

right: wanna fuck ;) left: yeah, fuck OFF lmao

Her face is screaming “don’t tell me what to do”

Yeah I got nothing

gay man tries to hit on a lesbian bc he thinks she's a twink. she's not amused but she's watching this happen anyway

me tired of MET's bullshit and them organising a Netrebko, known blackface apologist, a recital during Black History Month. (sorry im still fucking salty lol)

"stop smiling at me like that I'm trying to pout over here"

"I got fleas, you got fleas... wanna fuck?"

I have the best idea!

Haha nooooo don’t hit me with that bat you’re so sexxyy

lesbian is bothered by dilf

Me trying to flirt

if call me by your name was hetero and set in america

how many more dad jokes can i take before i explode

So. You’ve gotten yourself in a little pickle again.

What if we fought in the Russian revolution together ✨???????... unless??

Two people flirt in a poor place of town/

"If you ask me what I've got under this dirty, shapeless tunic one more time I swear to god I will kick your rotting teeth in"

You look like ur gonna kill me but ok

Really? You again?

Okay, I’ve been sitting here for 20 minutes, do you think it’s safe to—oh god, he’s still there.

Have you seen Godot?

she is tired of everyone’s shit. she has done so many derivatives it physically pains her to see a variable. dont test her. ur icarus rn.

idk pick better pictures-- I HAVE DIED THE SHEER AUDACITY AND HUBRIS I LOVE THIS

200% done with your crap

Homeless man has fucking legs of steel n is gonna show off his Russian dance moves

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2019 staging of Paul Dukas’ Ariane et Barbe-bleue, featuring Sophie Koch (right) as Ariane and I don’t remember who the person on the left is rip me

Responses:

The knight who wore this into battle sure was swaggy

dear god its hiddeous

Capitalism

Knight in shining armour gone even more wrong.

ghost contemplates the safety of spiky motorcycle helmet

„Stop! He feels bullied!“

'this is my newest take for jesus's crucifixion crown ...... what do you mean they already put him up'

That’s probably a really expensive magic helmet idk. IDK-- closest

Omg I love the adventure zone!

minesweeper (windows xp)

"Okay whatever you do don't touch the shiny spiky ball" "It's so shiny I wanna touch it"

Taking down the trash way too late

IT'S NOT A PHASE MOM

Darth Vader got stuck in the freezer.... again. Leia isn’t happy

Star Wars 2030

“And here is the very latest in motorcycle helmet trends” “Look, I only came to the mall for a pair of socks “

futuristic kkk

long-suffering jewelry store attendant really wants to retire

Put it down put it down put it down

“Hmm no you should see a doctor about that”

A weird ass crown is presented

The creation of sars-cov-2: an experimental Eurotrance nightclub art piece gone horribly wrong

How it feels to want something that u cant have

AND WE WILL CALL IT—SPIKE MAN actually do you think that’s too obvious?? Because of the—yeah, because of the spikes?? See, that’s what I’m worried about. I want it to be SCARY

I know it's risky but... lube me up

use the force luke.

that is a weird fleshlight

When you get an ugly gift and need to find a way to get rid of it, so your family member/friend offers to smash it

Touch the orb

originally taken from: the Opera Vlaanderen’s 2019 staging of Fromental Halévy’s La Juive, with Nicole Chevalier (left, with bottle) as Princess Eudoxie, Enea Scala (center, under table) as Prince Léopold, and Roy Cornelius Smith (right) as Éléazar

Responses:

When no one comes to your birthday party :(

fantastic, day 487 of mischief and they have yet to find my masterful hiding spot

i really wonder who he thinks he's playing footsie with

Marriage crisis. Reason sits under the table-- closest but not in the way you think (after all, the man under the table IS a tenor).

the last supper afterparty after jesus left

When you order the last supper on wish

espionage at the Politischer Rosenmontag

Probably the wrong opera but is that Leporello under the table

Now THIS is a Good Friday night

this was every birthday party i went to between the ages of 5 and 11

that awkward moment when you drop your fork under the table but when you re-emerge everyone else has left except one drunk lady and the guy trying to deal with her

After the last supper

Tfw you arrive to the dinner party too early and have to hide until a more fashionable hour

When the cishets aren’t home

waiter hides from customers

Nobody: My dog every time I’m eating:

what's left of the homies Jesus had dinner with

university chem lab experiment gone terribly wrong

I’ve been under the table FOR 30 MINUTES

Set your friends up by tossing them off under the table, they’ll think it’s each other n fall in luv

Someone hids under a table

"You're about to see an surreptitious-under-the-table-dick-sucking master at work"

5 yr old me trying to eat the desert under the table without my parents finding out be like:

They never invite me to their parties!

Just another girl’s night in

Oops! Didn’t notice you the table.

dionysus - bts (2019, colorized)

just a normal episode of eric andre (eric is the one under the table)

Just a normal day with the boys

Thievery

originally taken from: the Théâtre de Capitole du Toulouse’s 2017 staging of Giacomo Meyerbeer’s Le prophète, featuring Kate Aldrich (left, surrounded by women in white) as Fidès and John Osborn (center, looking like a Jesus doppelganger) as Jean de Leyde

Responses:

Hold up, is that Eggman above Jesus?

holy disco

Looks like Tannhäuser. Our lord and saviour Richard Wagner. Now I need to be saved from that.

catholicism

me defending pineapple on pizza (THANK YOU)

jesus but hes about to be abducted by the alien ufo above him

Emmmmmmm Heaven? Idk

Lord of the rings?

ewww christianity gross

"behold, I am Important"

"Seriously?? It's not ACTUALLY pyjama day? Fuck you guys!"

Jesus at the Disco

Jesus Finds The Molerat People Who Live Under Bethlehem

disco is heaven

Want to join my new religion?

the kkk

church christmas pageant where everyone's sober but it's based on the director's fever dream

Am I the only one who sees the giant demon? Just me? Okay...

“Oh god I think I’m starting my period”

A party is held with a priest in the middle

"Let's get this secret Vatican sex party rolling!"

The new avengers endgame set is looking great!!

You know, guys, I try not to be a bother but...I can’t help but feel like I missed a dress code memo for this wedding??? It’s cocktail, right??”

Jesus visits Hogwarts

I must really stink if no one will even come close to me

the extra ass funeral i DESERVE

star wars life day

A cult at it’s best-- closest

Shrek 5, Jesus is still there I guess

originally taken from: the Royal Opera House, Covent Garden’s 2013 staging of Giuseppe Verdi’s Les vêpres siciliennes, featuring Bryan Hymel (left, standing) as Henri, Lianna Haroutounian (center, kneeling in the black gown) as Duchess Hélène, and Erwin Schrott (kneeling to her right) as Jean Procida

Responses:

When the director’s like “great rehearsal guys, just a few notes before I let you go” but it’s already 9:13 and your mom’s waiting in the parking lot

loyalist of subjects

bow before your queen

They forgot to take down the stage boxes after the Vienna opera ball but the show must go on.

somebody forgot to book chairs for this funeral

Me sharing God’s (Hayley koyoko) word on the discord server

mass execution bc the oboe solo sucked ass-- closest

That’s too many black suits I can’t see shit

I can’t even tell what’s going on here

8th grade school assembly about how it's uncool to shit on the walls at school

let's all get fancy so we can go to the opera and sit on the stage (idk this one's hard lol)

"Yes i am a time traveller, now don't freak out"

Tfw you forget to pay your lighting bills

White guys make decisions that will benefit them and screw someone that’s not a white guy over-- OUCH but that is too real (although not really in context here)

dead man gives speech at his own funeral

brotus and the boys ??? last meeting before the stabbing

high society social function ends in mass murder-- right opera, wrong scene

Someone walks into the talent show stage with a dog

Black-dressed bitches worship a man.

Worst school assembly of all time

POV:You're the window in the classroom and someone said "its snowing"

When the conductor shows up fashionably late to the orchestra concert

That's what you get for choosing the cheapest ticket option, get back in the mud where you belong

theyre just trying to jump into a grave at a funeral leabe them alone this is normal

oh my god he really whipped his dick out in front of everyone, this is just like in 1776 guys, except some women are actually in the room this time,

A funeral, stop wearing so much black

I want to slap their bald heads like rice

originally taken from: the Teatro Real Madrid’s 2018 staging of Gaetano Donizetti’s Lucia di Lammermoor, featuring Roberto Tagliavini (right) as Raimondo

Responses:

Crowd “haha!! Looks like someone missed the all-black memo!! Now it’s laugh-in-your-face time! / Guy on the floor (whispering to guy against wall): go, save yourself! I’ll hold them off...”

if i leave now i wont be a witness and can tell the police i had no idea

it was the best of times, it was the worst of times

Guy in the back pretends to help but is to far away to even know what’s going on.

priest walks in on beginning of an orgy, contemplated joining but is too scared-

when someone brings up capitalism but you’re just trying to play minecraft

lol lets trample this guy while the judge isnt looking

Again. Too many black costumes

Loved this Dostoevsky novel

i would know if opera directors were more creative with clothing choices ngl

me on parties lol

"imma just sneak out of here while everyone else is distracted"

"Where did he get this flooring!? Amazing!"

Everyone act normal!

The tell tale heart but they got REALLY drunk

man tposes to ward off vampires after being caught undercover

boys ???? night

the priest really shouldn't have visited the insane asylum-- closest

He’s FINE everyone’s been hit by a car before

Something happens in a room.

Perks of being a wallflower

There's always that one person in the fight whos trying not to get involved when they really wanna

Oh good, they’re all posing for a Rembrandt painting, I can just sneeeeaaak out the back here...

The gamer livestreaming Resident Evil + everyone watching the stream ? waiting for him to open the door just knowing it will trigger a chase scene

Quick!

the guy t posing in the back is regretting his every decision.-- also accurate

the us senate jumps ted cruz, some other wack ass gop senator is trying to sneak away

...I spoke too soon, however this is a James Bond mission

Queers help fellow queer do math but it's a struggle

#opera #opera tag #results #screencaps #captions #caption #caption this #caption contest #this seems to have gone over well and I am Pleased

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elizabeatrice · 5 years ago

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Episode 12 - The Little Mermaid

Let’s Talk About JSHK Anime #3

Warning: Manga spoilers for The Little Mermaid arc, The Clock Keeper arc, and chapter 64!!! (just a bit, skip point no. 5, 6, and 10 if you don’t want to get spoiled) Also … this ended up way longer than I intended.

Well that was one heck of a feels trip. It’s probably my new favorite episode, just because everyone is here being wholesome lmao.

This is mostly hananene meta I ain’t even gonna lie.

Before we begin, shout out to Black Canyon, our newest anime cutie pie. Just look at him, folks. Just chilling with his sunflower seed.

He has no idea the kind of life his owner leads.

I said before that the best part of episode 12 is how it made Daydream worse, so now I’m gonna ramble about it.

“Maybe different species can’t understand each other after all.”

“Maybe it would be better if I were an apparition too.”

This is my favorite part of the episode. And no, not in the sense that I want Nene to die just so that she and Hanako can be together. But because of how Lerche actually explored deeper what was said only once in the manga.

Well, both in the manga and anime Nene ended up accepting the mermaid’s blood because of her desire to be popular, but the anime decided to revisit what she said earlier in the episode.

Not only did that make her decision kinda less selfish, it’s also just … sad. Thinking that your friend, someone you really cared about, doesn’t trust you enough to tell you things about themselves, to the point where you’re willing to go to such lengths as turning into an apparition just to understand them.

And if you think about it, isn’t this part of her true wish? To have her feelings be reciprocated? Man I just realized that as I wrote this and I am mindblown.

She thought she finally got her wish with Hanako. I mean, he said it himself in the first ep (”You wanted someone, anyone, to return your feelings, right? And as far as you’re concerned, sharing a bond with someone is the same thing, right?”). So it must’ve hit her really hard when she thought he didn’t trust her. Especially with all the wrong ideas the fishes were feeding her mind.

Then we got this little flashback. At first I was like, “Girl, you really be thinking that he doesn’t care about you while recalling the moment he apologized to you and hugged you? Are you insane?”

But after some thinking of my own, it occurred to me. Maybe she was too used to having her feelings not reciprocated, she couldn’t believe it when someone finally did. Not to mention Hanako did kinda trick her with his fake confession a while back (heh, he’s not the only one with trust issues, eh?). And that just made the entire thing even sadder.

So when Nene said, “But I thought, if I were an apparition like you, I could get closer to you. Then, maybe I’d be able to understand you, Hanako-kun. Although I know I probably don’t mean anything to you.”

That was a harsh wake up call for Hanako.

(Btw even more full circle, Hanako brought up Nene’s wish to become human again in the first episode. Nice.)

So. We got one daikon girl who’s afraid of not having her feelings reciprocated, and one ghost boy who’s afraid that daikon girl wouldn’t be his friend anymore if she knew about his past.

While in actuality, said daikon girl already decided she wanted to and would be his friend no matter what, and ghost boy had grown to care about her more than he thought he would.

He heard what she said to Tsuchigomori. He knew all about regret, too. I mean, honestly, I think if she had said no, he’d let her walk away right then and there, no questions asked. But she didn’t.

Nene’s wish finally came true here. And the best part? It wasn’t the work of magic or curses. Just Hanako finally shoving his fear aside, offering himself as he was, and letting her decide.

And she still chose to be with him.

Heh. Lemme just. Sob for a bit.

Is my hananene trash brain reading too much into this? Idk. Maybe.

So props to the production team for managing to add even more weight to this arc. Which, they had to, since it’s the season finale and all. But I love what they did!

Onto my commentaries!

1. The KouNene

Good shit. She was worried about him but he didn’t want her to worry so he just smiled it off? These two are precious. Thought they were gonna interact. Sadly not. Buuuut! (see point 12)

2. Hanako’s classroom visit

He. Is. So. Adorable. Someone please take his babey license away he’s too dangerous.

Hanako’s classroom visit is like my absolute favorite clingy Hanako moment, so I’m really happy I get to see it this season. Ugh. My kokoro. Hugging her from behind, that semi confession vibe … Smooth mf.

The Mokke brushing Nene’s hair!!! The radish hairdo tho lmao.

On a sidenote, as a history nerd I appreciate that they’re actually putting lessons in the background. And the teacher talked about Apollo 11 again??? While my boy was in the room? That ish both hurt and pleased me.

3. The Clock Keeper rumor drop

Heeeeeehhhhh? What’s thiiiiiissss?

4. This freaking thing

*flips table* Darn production team been knew I’m hananene trash how dare they do this to me.

And lookie here there’s Kodama chilling.

5. Fishies! (!!!manga spoiler for The Little Mermaid arc!!!)

Pufferfish didn’t die. Well, good for him. Also I can’t believe they just call the other fish ‘yeah yeah’ lmao what the freak. Has it always been like that in the manga?

6. AOI AND AKANE (!!!spoilers for chapter 64!!!)

I swear I did not intend this numbering coincidence.

*claps* Boi. Nene asking Aoi about cutting ties with someone she’s interested in? And then Akane just swooped in and say he’d rather cut his head off than cut ties with Aoi? What about getting impaled, huh, boy? Would that do?

The not-so-subtle call out to these two pairs’ parallel? BOI.

7. Nene and Yako

These two just chilling together having girl talk, and Yako let Nene pet her? That’s some adorable shit right there. Admit it Yako you like her.

Yako also be really hitting home with what she said. It was extra heavy coming from her, considering what happened to her and Misaki. Boiiiiii.

8. Tsuchigomori

Oh my God, his laughter. Just … oh my God.

Tsuchigomori in dad mode is always one of the highlights of the episode/chapter.

By the way, in this scene according to the sub, Nene asked Tsuchigomori who Tsukasa is. But she knew who he is already. Is it possible that the sub misinterpreted it? ‘Cause I think what she actually meant was, “What happened to him and Tsukasa-kun in the past?”

If someone who speaks Japanese could share their wisdom, please do!

9. The 5 pm bell and twilight

Look how pretty they are!!!

Lo and behold, another important hananene interaction while the 5 pm bell plays in the background. Also, twilight? Y’all giving me Kimi no Na wa flashbacks.

“Twilight, when it’s neither day or night. When the world blurs and one might encounter something not human.”

Huh … kinda fits the ‘boundary’ concept but it still hurt.

Anyway they still had Hanako tell her what she already knew. And I did say in my ‘Walking Blind’ post that it’d be redundant. But since the episode kinda emphasized Nene’s desire to understand Hanako, having him actually tell her himself, even though she already knew it, was a big deal. It’s not about what she knows, it’s about him opening up to her. So I’m super cool with it.

10. The Broadcasting Club (!!!spoilers for The Clock Keeper arc!!!)

I love how Natsuhiko and Sakura are actually decent people. When he told Mitsuba that he was free to choose to stay with them or not? That’s solid, man. Though, of course, Tsukasa might not be as kind.

Speaking of, I know it couldn’t be anything else, but I’m still not sure if Tsukasa’s drawing was confirmation for season 2. Don’t wanna get my hopes up. Imma just enjoy what I currently have.

Kinda curious, though. Because Clock Keeper wasn’t Tsukasa’s doing. Maybe he was the one who released Mirai? But tbh I’d prefer if it wasn’t so. Because having more cases of supernaturals going loco without it being one of Tsukasa’s games is interesting, and kinda underlines the need of The Seven Wonders to keep supernaturals in check.

11. Kodama just chilling

12. The Adventures of Minamoto and the Summer Vegetables

You go, Kou! I’m rooting for you oh my God you’re so precious.

And look at that ikemen smile! Him supporting Kou is just top notch sweet y’all I can’t-

Ngl this was the biggest surprise of the episode. Teru finding out that summer vegetables = Nene? Broooooo. Interesting. I don’t think this little addition warrants any changes to their future interaction, so it should be safe. Clever replacement, too, those veggies.

It’s so sweet that Nene delivered those veggies to Kou! Just imagine the Minamoto family having veggies for dinner. Awww.

(Also, Nene wrote her name in hiragana instead of kanji. Is that a reference to how bad Kou is with kanji? Lol, so sweet)

13. The Coda!!!

Look at him. Just look at him. Look how lovesick he is y’all I can’t-

THEY’RE SO ADORABLE.

All in all, I love this episode. Sorry for how long this post is. I’m just dealing with so many feels right now. Gaaahhhhh.

#jibaku shounen hanako kun #toilet bound hanako kun #hanako #minamoto kou #yashiro nene #akane aoi #aoi akane #yako #tsuchigomori #mitsuba sousuke #hyuuga natsuhiko #nanamine sakura #yugi tsukasa #kodama #minamoto teru #let's talk about jshk anime #bea rambles #hananene

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tsukidrama · 3 years ago

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hello!!

omg i listened to hange’s eng dub and… youre right it doesnt match 😭. it sounds like a disney channel voice, which isn't bad in itself but not in this context. i wouldn’t roast you for liking/not liking dub voices don’t worry, as i said there are some i can’t stand in my own language. it’s pretty hard to do better than romi park too, though the french va does a pretty good job (i found an extract here if you’re interested! you can hear a few others too, mikasa and erwin are pretty bad imo) and sometimes her voice sounds pretty hot, at least to me ahjdkfhdf. but i also watch in sub except when i’m watching it with someone and the japanese cast is really great in general.

im telling you, i couldn't get through 30 seconds... romi park EATS every role she has and she alone is enough to keep me on team sub tbh. i tend to default to subs when watching anime anyway.

kaj,nbsd,jfnsdk her voice is definitely a little sexy, catch me letting the whole video clip play just so i could listen to her talk 😭 also idk what it is but the way she looks without her glasses + the eye bandage just. .oohoo hohoh ohhphho (i groaned out loud when mikasa started talking, i hate it??? - jean's VA is killin it though).

and that’s including yelena WHO WAS SO GREAT IN THE LAST EP, i’m so glad you converted me to her cause between the two parts of the season because UGH akejzhfkjgfjhfezqkjfhzlf what a woman. bat shit crazy and hot woman. mappa did her SO GOOD. and that was a really good distraction to everything happening around because next week’s episode is going to be ROUGH for everyone. (spoiler alert if non manga readers are reading this, don’t continue) but porco’s death should be next week right? same for colt. i think it’s impossible to not be moved by what’s going to happen even if you don’t like the characters. isayama and mappa are great at making us sad about every character.

YESSSSSS I'D BEEN WAITING FOR THE AIRSHIP BOW SINCE THE PART 1 TRAILER DROPPED and in my heart i knew we would have to wait like a year but it was worth it. so much shit is about to hit the fan but it's a .001% reprieve every time her crazy ass limbers into view. i'm so excited for some of her cuter passive moments after the fighting.

[anime spoilers below]

yep :// almost definitely. last week's episode ended on the same cliffhanger as chapter 118, and 119 is where everything goes tits up. crispy colt, porco's literal fucking skull, falco's traumatizing rubber chicken titan, and then the 119 cliffhanger is the gunshot decapitation. im gonna lose my shit. typically mappa tends to put more like 1 1/2 or 2 chapters per episode, but A LOT is about to happen next week. personally i hope they show paths even it's just for a moment and makes me wanna rip my hair out when we see the to be continued...

as the oldest of all my siblings, colt's death hits me as one of the worst in the entire series. i can't, it literally guts me. i don't even care about him. and i don't even want to talk about porco (A TOTAL LIE) he's just such a sad character, i get so upset over him. he's such an asshole but it still hurts so bad... and then i ended up getting more attached to him when s4 was animated him as the sexiest mf man i've ever seen 😩 and now he is my husband so this next week will suck. and then i can quickly

i promise i wont send you tiktoks all the time but i saw this one and it reminded me too much of the latest trnt chapters to not send it to you.

have a lovely rest of your week! i hope you’re doing well.

-j

i like the tiktoks! jda;slkjlkn very true and canon. best part of emotionally healing lesbian relationships.

i'm hanging in there! i hope you have a good week too, good luck this sunday lmaooo

#snk spoilers #aot spoilers #j anon #tsuki answers #im still so lad you joined the yelena cohort we are small but we are strong

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cillianluvr · 3 years ago

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im rewatching the walking dead to im going to keep coming back to this and update my thoughts as it goes on. (SPOILERS) - stopped watching after season 6

(season 1 episode 2) first of all, i do not remember rick being this attractive?! and omfg daryl used to be so rowdy ?! but he’s sooo hot idc (not in the first season tho hahaha that haircut is NOT it💀) and shane is so annoying ugh i’m so glad ends up dead. (season 1 episode 5) Shane fr wanted to kill rick???? yall he is so annoying bye he’s making me so mad, and why is Lori acting like HE fucked up? like girl you slept with him too 🧐 watching the walking dead while eating chicken high as fuck is not a good idea 🤢🤢 (season 1 episode 6) yall i’m sitting at the edge of my seat rn!!!!!! this shit TOO GOOD

(season 2 episode 1) TW: m*lestation: BYE THAT WALKER MOB OR HERD???? OMFG THAT MADE ME SO ANXIOUS even tho i’ve already seen this BUT WHAT THE FUCK T-dog ???????id literally be SCREAMING in pain. daryl saving t-dog was so hot bye. Nooo sophia )): ugh why couldn’t you pay attention girl 😔 Shane is fr acting like Loris crazy like he didn’t m*leste her at the CDC i hate him so much. stop the way daryl was trying to reassure carol is so adorable:( i love him so much. (season 2 episode 3) man i hate shane. i feel so bad for otis he seemed so nice :(. lori wants carl die????? wtf i mean i get it i understand but girl that is your son wym ?? 😮‍💨 (season 2 episode 7) dude omfg shane is literally crazy what the hell ?? SOPHIAAAA ))): her little ankles bye 🥺🥺 god i feel so bad for carol ): (season 2 episode 8) i love maggie i bet slapping shane felt SO GOOD. side note rick is so hot. i hate shane so much. so so so much. (season 2 episode 9) andreas being such a pick me 😒 shane’s crazy and she’s siding with shane ?! smh! i feel so bad for glenn it’s not his fault, pobrecito he got so scared ): he needs to stop feeling guilty bc bae was brave asf 💯 (this was a couple episodes back but i was too into the show to type lol) but daryl is being so mean to carol ): carol NEVER made him go look for sophia, he did that on his own and he’s acting like carol forced him 🧐

(season 3 episode 1) i have a crush on michonne and maggie. (season 3 episode 3) dude why is the governor lowkey attractive as hell 💀💀 i know he’s a bad mf but 👀 (season 3 episode 4) lori died and i feel so bad for rick omfg 😔 don’t even get me started on carl. poor KID had to watch his mom die slowly and had to kill her again :( i hate watching movies/shows where someone’s significant other passes away, because that’s genuinely one of my biggest fears. for some reason that triggers me to much and i shut down. i remember watching peaky blinders and couldn’t watch another episode for two weeks bc i was so heartbroken :(. (season 3 episode 5) erm ricks kinda scaring me ngl LOL but understandable tbh. daryl with a baby is doing things to me rn 😮‍💨 (season 3 episode 7) nvm the governor isn’t attractive anymore. (season 3 episode 8) TYREEESSSEEEEE MY BABYYY 😭😭😭😩😩😩😩😩 SASHAAAA ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ (season 3 episode 14) yall the governor is so scary…..i’m so scared for andrea oh my god he’s insane. literally crazy what the fuck ???? WHY IS HE WHISTLING ?????

(season 4 episode 1) omg bob 🥺 carl’s pissing me off bruh. (season 4 episode 2) “she’s messed up. she’s not weak” kinda sad how she was right ): wish carol listened to her. (season 4 episode 9) skipped episode 8 ): honestly guys after hershels death, this show stops being good, like it all just seems so draining, the characters die after another and ughhhh 😔 idk if i want to finish the series if im being honest 😅 carls being so mean to rick :( like it wasn’t his fault he literally couldn’t do anything to prevent it.

(season 5 episode 12) LMAO i kinda gave up on this 💀 but enids kinda weird lol 🤨 whys she acting like that

#the walking dead

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plutowrites · 4 years ago

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AHHH PLUTO okok I’m definitely requesting something from my mf baby 😤❣️

Okok we already know who I’m picking this with... but to be safe Levi LMAO

My pronouns are she/they so she is fine 🤠❣️

OKOK for starters I’m an INFP ! Personality wise with people I don’t know very well they do say I’m a little blunt and I come off harsher than I mean to and I have a very dominant personality, like I’m not at all afraid to call shit out if I see it and be honest with people! But I also think I’m a very kind and devoted person! With my friends and people I talk to though I’m very loud and I feel like I can be a lot sometimes LMAO, I’m just a loud goofy person :)

I’m also very awkward though like “🧍🏻‍♀️”at its finest in social situations that aren’t with work, I’m not very good at reading social queues which is probably why I’m very blunt a lot of the time and harsh on accident cause I don’t mean to be!! I’m just talking!!

I think I’m pretty funny too 🤓

Generally people either think I’m v sweet or mean and idk where that puts me LMAO

Hobbies 🥸 this is so hard always pls but I like artsy stuff -we know this- and I really like the outdoors!! Camping??? Yeah sign me tf up ! I MF LOVE ROADTRIPS I love every part!! The long drives and the scenery and the hotel and the stupid souvenirs it’s just ugh I love it :)

Looks; ok now listen, I am 5’9” and like a half,,, I know Levi is like 5’3 on a good day but IDC‼️I love my lil shorty❣️❣️For looks idk what else to say besides the fact that body wise i’d say I’m like curvy but I have kind of muscular/thick thighs from when I did rugby -that I am a teensy bit insecure about- and that’s just kind of how I’ve always been built man 🧍🏻‍♀️ features wise I have curly black hair and brown eyes and uhhh a beauty mark right by my lip like a Marilyn Monroe one idk what else to say face wise LMAO 😶

Ok I WONT put smoothie as my fav dessert cause apparently that don’t count 🙄✋🏼‼️ so it’d have to be like strawberry anything 🤓❣️ besides ice cream 😶 like strawberry cheesecake! That’s good there we go :)

OK I HOPE THIS WASNT TOO MUCH I LOVE YOU PLUTO PLS IM SO EXCITED

HI LOVE I kinda went off bc you gave me so much to work with ❤️🥺 and while i was writing everything i was like damn...im starting to have feelings for bunny too LMAOO

ANYWAYSS i hope you enjoy 😘

Random Headcanons

Levi and you started dating because all your mutual friends were pushing you guys together and it got to the point where the two of you were so frustrated and were all like fine, LET’S JUST DATE

But then he started to really make you feel ushy gushy feelings…..and you started to make him feel such strong and intense emotions

Whenever the two of you hung out he would bring you snacks that he saw you eating (and enjoying) before. Like y’all will go on a hike and he’ll pull out gummies from his pocket or a random ass drink for you

“Where did that come from?”

“Just take it idiot.”

“Are you sure?”

“I brought it for you.”

He’ll get so shy then after realizing what he said and he vows to himself to never be soft like that again but then he can’t help it when he’s around you. Poor bby just wants to make you so happy.

He loves listening to you talk and it doesn’t matter what you talk about, he just loves listening to you go on and on ESPECIALLY if it’s something that makes you excited

You just do something to him when he sees your eyes go all wide and you start to use your hands to speak and he’s freaking out in the inside bc he thinks you’re so perfect but on the outside he looks so nonchalant as he drinking his fourth cup of tea of the day

He’s gonna look forward to your stories, and he especially loves your work ones except when ppl are making your job hard for you

He gets all annoyed that he can’t be there to tell them to fuck off

I know you said your thighs were a bit of an insecurity for you but if you let Levi find out he’ll make sure you know he loves them and you’re perfect just the way you are

One of his favourite things to do is just lay down on them, head in your lap and he gets to just look up at you and be at peace

He doesn’t communicate his feelings 24/7, he would much rather show you how much he adores you

I feel like he’ll love to give you massages? The two of you will be watching a movie together and he’ll pull your feet onto his lap and just rubs them, or he’ll grab your hand and massage them for you

OUU you’ll be like ugh my hands are kinda dry and he’ll be like bet and leaves the room then comes back with lotion and rubs it on for you

“I can do that myself, ya know?”

“Tch. Why do it when I can do it, brat?”

OMG you guys watch shows together and he would be so HURT if you watch an episode without him

He’ll come back home from work and see you watching the latest episode and his face will fall and he’ll just retreat back to the room without speaking to you LMAO

You have to promise to never do it again and give him lots of kisses. He’ll act super annoyed but he would forgive you in the first 5 seconds

GIRL he’s gonna love playing with your hair, he is lowkey (highkey) OBSESSED with touching your curls

Tries to do this at night though so he doesn’t ruin your hair for the day

Omg i’m writing a lot AHH

Levi loves how easy it is to be around you and how effortless it is to love you

He’s not into the theatrics and he hates unnecessary drama so when he’s able to find someone he can be 100% himself around without worrying about rubbing them the wrong way with his personality...he’s so hooked

He appreciates your bluntness! He doesn’t like when people beat around the bush, he prefers someone who is always honest even if it comes off harsh! He’s the same exact way!

HE simply adores your beauty mark, you’ll just catch him sometimes looking at it (and your lips ofc) he thinks it super adorable but he also won’t be super obvious about it

He hates how much money you spend on iced coffees, he always wonders why you can’t make it at home like how he makes his tea at home

You’ll walk through the door and he sees a cup in your hands

“Didn’t I buy you an iced coffee this morning? You still haven’t finished it?”

“No, this is another one.”

“You’re 90% iced coffee at this fucking point.”

One day he gets so fed up and he just buys all the ingredients to make your iced coffee at home and I’m not talking about him getting some basic instant coffee and some creamer, this man is ordering all the flavours you like

You like hazelnut syrup? He got it. Caramel? He ordered it. You like sweet cream cold foam on top? He bought a milk frother.

He’ll tell you he regrets it later on bc of how much space everything takes up

“Our kitchen turned into a shitty ass starbucks”

He doesn’t actually regret it tho, he knows how much you love it and that’s enough to make him feel satisfied

How Levi asks you to be his valentine

This man just straight up texts you! (see image below)

PLS Levi acts so hard but in reality he is so soft for you

After he presses send he constantly checks for your reply

Jumping to his phone when he feels a vibration in his pocket and then gets disappointed when it’s not you texting him back

How Levi spends Valentine’s day with you

For the valentine’s day itself he plans a road trip for the two of you and even though the destination is breathtaking and gorgeous, you can’t help but to think the best part was the journey

#levi x reader #levi ackerman #levi ackerman x reader #pluto answers #pluto's vday event 2021

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S&B Episode 8 (I get a bit rabmle-y at the end there but, it's a good end review I swear!!)

- l've loved the switch in title cards every episode, really great detail and so fun to see what they come up with - bowler hat gang UNITE - HOW DARE YOU FORGET MILO WTF - oop Zoya piecing the puzzle together, yes girl - AHHHH MATTHIAS AND NINA YEEEES. - >.> there's only ONE BED <.< - NO DON'T LEAVE - :( god damn it, y'all killing me here - can you at least share the bed before you go?? - YES TO KERCH, LETS GO - "I will keep you warm" ASKLFGKLASDGBASDFNKB - WE NEARLY HAD A KISS WHY YOU AHHHHHHHHDLKASGALSKDHGVLSDKVBLKS - omg they let them get waffles I COULD CRY - oh they were so happy god DAMN IT - Fedyor WHY WHY WHY WHYYYY THEY WERE HAPPY GDI - they dooo though they dooooooo - UGHHHH we got 3 mins of happiness ffs I hate it hereeee - "remember who's driving" bitch I know you did NOT - bro Inej realizing someone is below deck with them YES YES YES - "I'll ask again, who are you?" god Jesper intimidating is HOT AF HELLO??? - boy Kaz has no buisness looking that good too jesus - mhmmmm, you be right Alina. - yeaaaaaaaah this is bad, this is really bad - ohhhhhhhhh my GOD - bruh, the SCREAMS wtf - ffs Mal can you please listen for once - INEJ COME ON YOU TOO???? UGHHHH - ok book quote I see you, nicely done - "us" it's just you tf you mean - again, Mal, I know you said you're not smart but bruh what kind of plan was that - JESPER NOOO YOU DON'T GET IT YO - YEAHHH BEAT HIS ASS INEJ - HE CALLED HER WRAITH OHHHHH - Ivan jfc - NOOOOOO INEJ - ZOYA HELL YES LETS GO - JESPER, BOY, THAT WAS DOPE BUT THE CUT OH MY GOD OH MY GOD - KAZ COMING IN CLUTCH THANK FUCK - she kissed the knife before she threw it I am just...I am dying hello HELP?!? - INEJ GOT THE DARKLING BITCH I SEE YOU QUEEN - Kaz is literally laying on top of Jesper even with his phobia I can not right now - girl don't you waste all your knives!!! - KAZ. WITH THE CANE. PROTECTING HIS INVESTMENTS. FUCK YES. lmao - owowowwowowowow my hand owowowow - YAS QUEEN LETS GO - save???? YOU engulfed the whole fucking city into darkness because they pissed you off shut the actual fuck up - Mal. Sweetie. what are you doing?? you literally brought a butter knife to a cut fight - I V A N. BITCH. NO. - JESPER BABY LETS GOOOOO - god with every spin of his gun I fall more in love jfc - byeeeee Ivan!! - whyyyy you no aim for the head Mal?!?!? - lmao Kaz ready with his fucking cane to wack some mf monsters I'm here for it - thank you for showing Kaz hella struggling with his cane and walking, I appreciate this so much - Awwww Inej, sweet baby - SHE GAVE HER A DAGGER BLESS - aw :( Kaz realizing Inej really might leave, oh sweet boy - LISTEN, Kaz can't break a deal homie. there is a lot at risk here that he can't lose - ......that might fix the problem. - For Inej, he did it for Inej and that's it and Inej was over in the back fighting to not fucking hug him I can not - Kaz be right, from experience Zoya please. - lmao "I still don't like you" ZOYA girl come on - this entire Kaz & Inej conversation I have no words I'm crying - "I need you" the face & noise I just made were not human ahhhhh - I mean, we know you stay, BUT PLEASE INEJ STAY - MATTHIAS - YOU WAIT MATTHIAS CHILL WTF - IT WASN'T THOUGH - come ON Matthias how do you not believe her??? - that literally broke my heart oh my god - he ALWAYS has a plan - ayeeee I got one for you - oh you shit, I see you - yeahhhh bout that, he ain't dead - welp, that's definitely not good.. - "follow" nah I only follow Kaz Brekker thanks

Netlfix, seriously, just go ahead and announce season 2 because we ALL want it. I NEED it so badly just, do it do it do it.

In all seriousness, as for as YA book adaptation, this is top notch if not the best adaptation I've seen. The cast was A+, nailing the characters so beautifully and bringing life to some that I really didn't fully appreciate in the books. Specifically Archie with Mal, credits to him and the writers (and Leigh) for really working to make him a stronger, fully developed character. It was so well done and I am really rooting for them more so than I was in the books.

Crow wise. Brilliant. Absolutely fucking brilliant. Kit, Freddy, Amita, Danielle, Calahan; literally the most perfect casting. Period. I was so incredibly nervous when the show was announced how casting would go for the crows. They're my favorites, ones that I really treasured and when I tell you just the cast photo I had a feeling this was going to go well. Well was an understatement. I was absolutely blown away by how well they nailed the Crows. The humor, the small gestures, the teasing and comments; absolutely perfect. I have only one complaint, the same as Kit: GIVE ME WYLAN!!!

Also,Jessie as Alina, round of applause as well. I didn't mind her character in the book, but in the show I felt more connected and really was cheering for her and I have to give that to Jessie. Like Archie, she did a great job bringing the character to life and making her enjoyable, more fully developed tbh. I don't even need to go into Ben because I despise the Darkling as much as I did in the books so I'd say he was fucking brilliant.

The fact their budget was limited, they somehow was able to create a world so beautiful so incredibly well done and oddly inviting. The costumes, the sets, even the Fold looked nearly inviting. It all seemed so well done, so well put together and as I imagined it for the most part. The display of Grisha power was not corny but subtle and well created, not overdone like some like to do. It was believable and so cool to see displayed on tv.

Honest to god this is, to me at least, by far the best YA book adaptation in a long, LONG time. This coming from a HP, Twilight, Series of Unfortunate Events fan. I've seen YA books fail so badly (Euragon, ugh the heartbreak of that disaster) or just, be so flat it hurts...looking at you Twilight. Some having a cast that just, despises the entire book and movie all together, others so well connected and done so brilliantly only for the story to be torn to bits in some parts that you're left wondering if you read the same book at times (HP, never forgive you for that final battle scene, wtf was even that??). But for real, this had the perfect cast, perfect sets & editing, amazing music, fantastic writing to piece it all together and overall was just...absolutely amazing. Definitely going to be something I rewatch over and over and over again till the next season.

Thank you for not fucking it up <3

#six of crows #shadow and bone spoilers #jessica watches shadow adn bone

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