#and she just doesnt listen!!

[findafight]

Steve shows up to work one day with a baby bjorn complete with sleeping baby on his chest and Robin is like Steve....what the fuck?

And Steve says "I would've called you last night but she'd only stop crying when I held her and my parents were fighting, obviously, and I had to figure out how to make her bottle then I fell asleep with her on top of me and I think my dad legitimately forgot about us even though this is his fault, and there's no one to take care of her so I had to bring her. Sorry."

That is a lot and answers very few of Robin's questions.

"who...is she?"

Steve brightens and smiles down at the baby who's tiny baby fist is scrunched up in his work vest. "Oh! My half sister. Her mom works for one of my dad's business partners and brought her to my parents while they were away last week so they came home, mostly to dump her off on a nanny they forgot to hire--hence my baby holder here--and fight. Turns out dad cheating is easier to ignore when there isn't actual proof of it."

"oh. Woah."

"yeah. Anyways, ready to rewind some tapes?"

So they start work Steve logging returns into the computer and cupping the baby whose name I don't know yet's head. Then the little baby wakes up, making little baby noises, and Robin is not one for babies really, but Steve coos and picks her hand off his chest and waves it at Robin.

"see, that's your auntie Robin! Say hiii auntie Robin!"

The baby chews her tongue at Robin and blows a spit bubble.

And how is Robin supposed to not be charmed by that?

"awww," she says, letting the baby grab her finger, "yeah, I'm your auntie Robin. Your big brother's gonna take care of you so good huh? You'll know your way around retail in no time."

Steve giggles.

It is then that The Gremlins decide to show up and Cause Noise. Baby sister starts to cry and Steve takes her to the back to get her to calm down and change her, comes out (ignores the party's questions. Giving them Ultimate Mom Pose with Bonus Effect of Baby) hands her to Robin who is a little nervous but she will not let her new niece (?) Down, and goes back to find and heat up a bottle.

Eddie, who drove the gremlins and was looking for something in his van comes in, sees Robin holding the baby and is like huh? What's this?

And then Steve comes out with a bottle and a baby blanket over his shoulder, reaches for the baby from Robin and tries to get her to latch on the bottle with quiet words and gentle hands and Eddie is not okay he's not fine he's having a melt down because Steve with the kids is one thing but Steve with a Baby is something very different and he should not be expected to keep it together seeing this

Part 2.

Part 3

[electrafart]

tsukasa loves showing off i think he would also like to show off how strong he is in the form of carrying rui 

[longelk]

[theriverbeyond]

"You were at a funeral. you knew its bride; you'd killed her" makes me go insane because yes it's about Cytherea, but it's also about Gideon. the last thing they did before Gideon's soul fragmented into the lyctoral soul-soup was exchange wedding vows, and by lobotomizing herself Harrow became a walking (bleeding, vomiting, etc) mausoleum. plus, of course, Harrow believes she is responsible for Gideon's death. this is just another part of Harrow's life as described by Gideon that is inadvertently about her, without either of them knowing it. sobs.

[mokutone]

based on. well. we all know the meme.

[throwing-summers-at-the-walls]

Mulder really showed up in court with a little slideshow to try to explain that Eugene Tooms can elongate his body, eats livers and hibernates for 30 years

[moeblob]

In one of the alternate Askrs it is just a modern world with no fighting or anything and Lif stumbles across it and now he's just chilling with Sharena and they go shopping together while Alfonse is like "Sharena you already went shopping twice this week I'm not going again." 

In other words: I am making an AU for the AU-verse.

[ohtendril]

It's okay.

[krytus]

couldn't stand the thought of missing out on the rest of our life together.

[ganseyenthusiast]

genuinely the ONLY read on gansey's character is that he's bi but he always THOUGHT he was gay this entire time. that's why he's so awkward with blue but way calmer w the guys. the dick pic scene in tdt. "that boy really needs to come to terms with his sexuality". the tree scene in trb. thats why henry was so surprised to see blue in bllb bc its like. common knowledge that ganseys fruity

[conartisthaiji]

the way i see it is that rue literally never cries so for rue to shed a tear over captain hob of all people,,,like what was wuvvy gonna do. would you not immediately demand a duel if some bitchass fae made your best friend cry. 

[longelk]

(if you’re still up for grimora asks!) grimora! what kind of tea do you prefer if any?

[jipuragi]

yall that scene where youngwoo is cross examining the witness about her fertility treatment and needing time off work etc etc which leads the witness to say in front of the judge, the courtroom, and god that the treatments didn’t work because she didn’t get pregnant ...that is H O R R I D ....

I’m not sure what direction the show is gonna go, however working for a large law firm in late stage capitalism means you’re gonna have to defend the capitalists and this is what happens

Idk what the answer is however I like what Attorney Ryu said:  “we have to judge for ourselves what is right in terms of who we defend” 

[zenkaiankokuart]

"Have I met who? Sun?? Mmm... nope! Never heard of him!"

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At least his arm works, after the repair. Moon wouldn't have even known, if it weren't for the stupid color morph breaking. Now Zen is trying to lie her way out of this. Considering how many rules she broke last night. She's not very good at it though.

She would have left before the lights went off, but her new friend just insisted she stay and play with him ALL night. Looks like they had fun, at least.

Another post featuring @glitchysquidd's awesome Inverted AU. This time, it's Moon! I'm very loosely basing these interactions off of their fic "I'm not paid enough". It's such a cool story so far!

[useless-germanyfacts]

every time i experience any kind of pain but dont do shit about it because “maybe it’ll get better tomorrow” i have to think about that one tumblr post (?) that was like “ppl in germany have free healthcare but still never see a doctor” and man were they right ..

[silviakundera]

the fact that chinese palace sitcom The Legendary Life of Queen Lau has completely disintegrated into 50% skippable sideplot, 50% fluffy fluffy arranged marriage romance is such an A+ writing choice. writers, I salute you.

lmao when he falls in love with her around episode 17 or whatever and then is just a romantic, cheesy nerd forever now. this sitcom is so stupid and bad and CUTE. TOO CUTE. I'm at episode 28 right now and I'm like.... what if.... it's just all like this...? what if every episode keeps being them just really in love with each other and trying to be good to each other while all the other characters run around chaotically I....