Tumgik
#and she got preggers right before the switch
sweetnestor · 7 years
Text
On Days Like This | Chapter 4
teamiplier + oc, romantic/angst/platonic
PREVIOUS FICS (if you’re new here then I suggest reading these first)
previous chapter
Ethan and I missed a grand total of two shows. At least he got to perform the night we arrived to the Akron Civic Theatre. I couldn't sing until the next afternoon, and I really wanted to sing. I needed to sing. I also wanted to down a bottle of wine in one go, but I couldn't have that either. Had to earn my 4 month chip when we got back from tour, after all.
I tried to keep to myself as much as I could, but that was hard given the amount of people that worked with us. While the guys were onstage, though, it was pretty quiet in the green room. I was curled up on the couch, deep in my phone now that I had it back. I tweeted out my appreciation for those who were concerned. I also reassured them that I was perfectly fine to go on with the tour without telling them what exactly had happened. There were other people in the room, like Molly, Mandy, and Day, but they were in their own conversation. For once, I didn’t mind coming off as rude and staying quiet when they walked in the room. I just stayed focused on my phone.
That was a good way to act like I didn’t notice those three, along with other members of the crew watching me. Of course, upon arrival to the venue I got that sympathetic head tilt and the borderline condescending “how ya doing?” from practically everyone. Don’t get me wrong, it was reassuring that I was cared about, but the attention was aggravating. The more attention I got, the harder it was to forget this whole fiasco. Besides, the people that did know about the miscarriage didn’t really know how to react, give that the dead baby’s parents were generally unfazed by the events. We just carried on like normal, despite the awkward tension. Honestly, it really was a shitty way to kick off the tour. Way to set the mood, Bella.
There was a TV on the wall opposite to where I was sitting. It was playing the show, and it made me glad I hadn’t gone home. Here, I had things to keep myself busy. I helped Amy and Kathryn put together the VIP backpacks and screen the improv prompts from the audience. Tomorrow I would start singing. At home I had nothing, and having nothing meant I would go crazy and probably relapse. That would just cause more problems, and I already created enough commotion.
My eyes darted back to my phone when Kathryn and Amy entered the room. Their presence meant the show was almost over, and then there would be more people in the room. I took a deep breath.
Amy sat next to me. For a moment, that was all she did. But then, she placed her arms around me and pulled me into a side hug. She squeezed me once and let me go.
“Glad you’re back,” she said simply.
Mildly startled by the physical gesture, I looked at my lap. “Thanks.”
“Glad you’re not dead,” Kathryn added.
“Same.” I paused and then looked up. “Thanks for calling the ambulance and stuff…” My tone was stiff and borderline reluctant, but that was because I wasn’t sure how to properly express that gratitude.
“No problem.” Kathryn sounded just as awkward, but we left it at that anyway.
Eventually, the guys ended their show and came over to the room. I smiled and celebrated with the group. I gave Ethan a hug and a kiss, despite that he was really sweaty and that things were still rocky between us. No one needed to know that, though. We all pretty much stayed in the green room while everyone took turns showering, and then we were on the bus by two in the morning.
I was pleased to discover that my mattress and blanket were replaced while I was gone. No sleeping on a dried up fetus for me. I wanted to say that out loud, but quickly realized how dark it sounded. Too soon. Besides, I wasn’t sure who knew exactly what happened. Best to keep to myself.
~
“What was it like?” I asked Mark the next day.
We were in a private room at the venue: Rosemont Theatre in Rosemont, Illinois. We were rehearsing our set together alone before rehearsing onstage. Tonight was my first time singing on stage in front of people. I would have been crapping my pants had I not almost bled out on the bus. Things like that change your perspective a little bit.
“Well, I was more nervous than I had ever been,” he explained as he mindlessly strummed his guitar. “I actually started with The Man With No Shadow because I was freaking out so much. But after the nerves pass, it’s incredible. The audience has been really amazing and understanding so far. You’re really gonna like it.”
I nodded and bit my lip. My anxiety nausea was threatening to make a comeback, but I kept drinking my weight in chamomile. Not only that, I couldn’t shake this feeling of despair. Luckily, I had my healthy coping mechanism here.
“We’re starting with Give Me Love, right?” I asked.
“Yeah, you sure, though?” Mark replied with some uncertainty. “It won’t be too much for you?”
“I’m fine,” I told him. “And it would be better if I wasn’t treated like a fragile little bunny, okay?”
Mark held up a hand in surrender. “Got it. Don’t hold back.”
It was cathartic when it was just the two of us. On stage, in front of my friends and the crew, it was a little intimidating. So intimidating, in fact, that I couldn’t hit my high notes in any of our songs. Dan had to guide me through them, and we all had to pray I wouldn’t falter during the set. This was way different from just singing in my bedroom.
When the time actually came, I wanted to shit myself. I made frequent trips to the bathroom as the VIP audience took their seats. The third or fourth time I left the backstage toilet, Ethan was waiting for me by the door. I felt like a deer in headlights in front of him due to the nerves. Also, we hadn’t really spoken to each other that day, given that our argument on the bus didn’t exactly get resolved.
“Babe,” he said sympathetically, “are you-”
“Shh!” I hushed as I hysterically flapped my hands around. “Don’t talk about it. I won’t think about it til it’s over.”
Ethan nodded. “Okay. Can I hug you?”
I shook my head, averting eye contact. I did, however, silently hold my hand out.
Graciously, Ethan squeezed my fingers. He kept looking at me and slowly pulled me in closer, but I couldn’t return the contact. It felt especially weird because from the ride to Akron up until now, things were quiet between us. Still, he was here and I wasn’t sure why.
“You don’t have to do this, you know.” There it is.
I let go of his hand. “Thanks for the support.”
“Hey, that’s not what I meant.”
“You don’t just say things like that!” I snapped, my voice shaking.
“You just got out of the hospital!” he reminded me in an equally unhappy tone. “You had surgery! You almost bled out on the bus!”
“That doesn’t make me weak! I’m not broken!”
“I didn’t say that!”
“You didn’t have to! I’m singing, I don’t care if it kills me!”
Ethan sighed. “Don’t say things like that…”
I rolled my eyes and went back to the wings. I was kind of glad I didn’t see the look on his face; I knew I had upset him. But I needed him to understand.
It was hard to tell if the surrounding people were acting like they heard any of what just happened. It was weirdly tense, though, but I had to shake it off.
“Can we do the sad one first?” I asked Mark as I took my place next to him.
“Which one?” he replied.
“Last Kiss. It’s easy, it’ll get the nerves out.”
“Alright.”
All sound was muffled as we stepped onto the stage. I couldn’t even see, but I still made it to my microphone stand. Mark was on my left; I think he greeted the audience. I think I said something in response too. The only thing I heard after that was Mark strumming our first duet.
From there, I closed my eyes and let it happen.
______
next
12 notes · View notes
Text
S3 ep5
Current emotional status: FEAR
Cthulu Max has been on the rampage for a whole week!?
Ew, the narrator
Oh man, are they sending the airforce after him?
I really like Cthulu Max's design
Momma Bosco 💗
Oh hey, Norrington and Papierwaite are alive.
Superball are you saying you tried to send the Maimtrons up Max's--
Also he's acting president while Max is... deposed of.
Superball is only giving Sam until 6am :(
Featherly!
"Wandering around the moleman tunnels is no fun without Max."
"You got it all wrong, we're trying to help Max." "We will help him... to a generous serving of ass whooping."
"That is one rabbit who will be multiplied... into 2,000 smoldering pieces."
Carol ran off with Blustet
"I only want her to be happy, is all." Aw, Curt
Superball just admitted to having separation anxiety from Max
Ok Momma can't come but Papierwaite and Norringron can.
I like Norrington :)
GASP
Is it?
It is!
SYBIL!!!!
RETURN OF THE QUEEN
Oh, she is very pregnant
She was a wizard at one point?
She's gonna help!
Superball there's no such thing as acceptable losses
Abe has his body back
"Four score and seven tons of raw power"
HE CAN FLY NOW!?
Sybil, I love you, but why did you mod someone else's car???
Grandpa Stinky I love you
Oh, he just handed us the recipe for once.
Asdfff the spore maxes swarming Grandpa
They stole Grandpa's hotdogs
"We must feed the host! Piglets and sphinkters make us stronger!" "We regret nothing!"
Grandpa hasn't slept in three years
Sam just casually taking the last of Grandpa's corndogs
The spores are trying to get it
Lol Sam slapped them
Sal's alive!
He's hiding from Sam :(
Lol we can control Cthulu Max with Corndogs
Ew, the cornstarch got mixed in with the giant puddle 🤢 Looks gross
Love how Sybil completely ignores the Flaming Max head
Also the look of disappointment on the spore's face made me laugh
Fifth trimester???
The way the one Max spore by Grandpa's truck is bobbing in circles with his mouth open is making me laugh.
Sam showing concern for Sybil because she’s preggers 🥺
Her being pregnant with Abe's child implies that statues have working genital in this universe
She put a weiner scented airfreshener in the desoto
At least Sam and a Max spore seem to like that (of course they do)
"Sybil you're the best!" Hell yeah she is!
Sam's mind went to the color bar codes to prevent being traumatized by Sybil's oversharing
We drowned the desoto
Asdfgh Sam just botched slapped one of the spores for trying to say "that's none of your damn buisness."
Ew, Max's spine is pointing out
Oh hey, Satan and Jurgen
Why is Jurgen wearing his old fashioned clothes instead of his emo clothes?
Lol Sam snuck into frame to shout "Go Mets! New York rules!"
"--besides it's just a good and noble thing to do." "You're not familiar with my previous work, are you?"
"Sam, what happened to you to make you so cynical?" Gee, Jurgen, I wonder what could have possibly happened.
Oh so the water tower counts as vegetable oil because Momma did something to it
Pfft we can replace Satan's microphone with a corndog
Omg they jumped off the building to avoid Max
Oh, they're fine, and the oil is in the giant puddle.
I'm thankful to Featherly for giving us an egg but I'd have preferred not to watch him lay it. Granted it was just in a cartoon way but he still made weird noises
Also TRANS FEATHERLY 2021
"I desperately wanted to see that, sir. Ask him if he'll lay another one."
Oh hey, the Flaming Max heads helped heat up the giant desoto corndog
Since I'm playing this in 2021 the Maimtron's song references are super dated, which defeats Superball's efforts
Oooh! A unique opening sequence???
Oh this music is jazzy af
Sam really doesn't like the Max spores
Sam how do you already know what Max's insides look like???
"Even when he's not a collasal monster Max's food comas can last for weeks."
Ok we wake Max up with the coffee beans, right?
Yup!
The gi Max spore is so sad he doesn't get to come 😢
"But I'm a horrible monster!"
"I suppose Max's brain always looks like a living room?" "Well, Max is host to all kinds of weird parasites, and he likes to he a good host!" WHAT
No really, this brings up so many questions about lagomorphs. Are they some kind of Symbiote or something?
And a previous episode confirmed Max is amphibious
Max has tumors!!!
It shocked Sam!
"Eugh! Get away fake Max!" "Do you find my warmth... alarming, Sam?"
"What do nightmares taste like, anyway?" "Pepsi"
Max wants to be author 💗
He also writes fanfiction about Flint 🤣
I'd unironically read his books.
Tina Belcher voice: Friend fiction
Max has an experimental fusion jazz band???
"He just killed a great white shark--"
Max being completely unable to describe a woman is very gay of him. Good for him.
Max's brain teleported everyone to different parts of the body.
Found Sybil in the gym/legs
The brain is broadcasting Sam's thoughts???
Sam couldn't think of a joke for the medicine balls :(
"Wow Max is looking pretty buff. Would it be too weird if I asked him to turn around?"
Sam! Stop thinking bad things about Sybil's pregnancy she can hear you you putz!
She's upset with him now
"Can you believe this guy?" "I find the entire situation to be very contrived and misogynistic." Same spore Max, same.
Sam stop being so mean omg!
"I changed Sybil, I totally get the whole parenthood thing now." "Really now?" "Tax deductions."
In Max's inventory now
Y'know, I never really thought about it as a storage house
Hit The Road reference :3
Baby roach hatched in
"Pa..papa?" "Now I am little champion, now I am!"
Max has a Maximus shrine
Sam turned into a roomba!
Aw, he named it Sam Jr 🥺
We won Sybil back through his love of Sam Jr
Found the conjoined twins
Huh, Max lost as eye. Does that mean he has a glass one, or do lagomorphs have regenerative abilities?
Pfft we have to play twister to control his arma
The brain is messing with things again
Oh, we need a roach to operate the game because of radiation
Well, let's kidnap Sal
Oh, poor Girl Stinky. She's really going through it
Aw, Sal feels bad
Sal?
Honey, are alright?
He's dying???
He's not immune to irradiation!?
Oh no, he's gone
I'm so sad 😞
Gotta pick up Sam Jr. Before I control Max
They mad Max do a magical girl pose
Ugh the narrator is back
Wait, what?
He's Max's brain??? SUPEREGO???
WHAT
"I was always ignored" Yo if my super ego was as pretentious as you I 'd ignore it too 😤
He wants to kill himself and Max???
I know Max had a self loathing complex but holy shit
The super ego is perfectly fine with destroying half the east coast what a jerk
Just noticed Sam's tie is red. Had no idea about this while drawing PI!Sam lol
We have to help Max get his memories back to use the ASTRO projector
Skunkapes has three Sam clones imprisoned
Sam had canon ocd?
Gasp Gordon???
No, it's Sammun Mak
I love him, little child tyrant
Just make him a mobile brain in a jar and let Sam and Max adopt him
Why is Grandpa here?
He isn't talking like Stinky
Too polite
Sam sees it too
He's a space gorilla
They switched brains?
Found the cloning g chamber
Let's go to Momma's first
CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME CONE OF SHAME
Superball is "wracked with guilt"
"Keep it together Superball. Sam will be able to save the day. He always does."
Ok, let's go to the cloning facility
I'm still thinking about poor Sal yo
FLIIIIIINT!
He's punching space apes!
Girl Stinky really playing up the evil Mistress role
The doggleganger has a bomb on him!!!
Wait so Girl really is a mermaid??? I thought that was just her aestetic
God I love Flint
Haha we tricked Skunkape with scooby doo villain tactics
Got the robot
Her water broke... and it was pennies
Max wants to save Sybil! 😭🥺💕
Super Ego is here
Oh now he wants to save Max
The only thing here are those records
Super Ego waved goodbye
Cthulu Max is cute when he cries
Wait What?
His head is on fire!
The maimtron hit him!
He waved goodbye... and teleported away.
He exploaded!!!!
He promised he'd take Sam with him and he didn't!!!!
AAAAAAH
I thought the dead Max thing was popular angst fanon fic thingy!
We're cloning Max?
It didn't work 😭😭😭😭😭
Superball ran off crying
Oh God the credits are just Sam walking sadly what the hell
He's not even stopping to fight any crime 😢
💔💔💔
God the way he's clinging to himself
What?
The elevator???
MAAAAX
he's back???
Past Max???
He blew his Sam up???
Wait hold on I'm glad they're together again but this doesn't fix anything
There's so much trauma from this season
All the horrible things that happened during 301-304 happened in like 3 days tops, then Sam had to deal with Max being a monster for a week before watching him die!
And the new (?) Max had BLOW HIS SAM UP!!!
And they left the franchise like that for a decade????
What the hell?
I want to be happy but this shit is going to consume my brain for the next week at least what the hell
Aaaaaaah!
Like maybe they really do just brush it off but it feels unlikely
I know Max has a connection with his other selves so it'll be easier for him to adjust but certainly Sam is going to notice the discrepancies since he doesn't get the same deal
Someone told me there were multiple endings hold on
Aw, they walked off into the sunrise together
But still
AAAAAAAAH
87 notes · View notes
Text
Clary Fray Gets Married. (My First Story On Wattpad) My Reaction After 3 Years.
Tumblr media
So This story is going to be deleted from Wattpad on 12/18/2020. Due to how messy the story is. But I don’t reccomend reading it. So if you want to read the mess before then here is the link:
Clary Fray Gets Married
Masterlist
One paragraph is a single chapter
So Maia just got killed and Sebastian is back. That's a cheesy line. How would they be able to invite you to the wedding if they thought you were dead. Not that they would anyway. Clary is sacrificing herself for everyone. All these misspellings though, well it was my first story on here and I never edited it and I wrote it on my phone. That was short af. Well my original word count was 500 but later in the story I am pretty sure I switched it to my current 2000.
The incest plotline though, *throws up* I was trying to continue the idea of Sebastian thinking that the bloodline had to be pure. And Clary's pregnant. Jace's pov, the language was the worst in this story. Clary pov. Sebastian wants to make another demon child. Trama. Sebastian is a vampire but a new breed. Mark of Cain?
So we are starting this chapter with Trama warnings. Jace is blood thirsty and I don't blame him. This is the cringest this I've ever written and that's saying a lot. Clary made a run to hurt him. It can't be that easy.
Sebastian told Jace that was pregnant. Jace just cut of his head and he's still alive? These 500 word chapter get annoying fast.
Threatening Alec for Magnus to put up wards. That's one way to do it ig. You want the Infernal Cup too? Now he only wants Jace and Clary there.
Not much happened in this chapter but Sebastian raided Clary's closet from the Insitute.
A protective Jocelyn tho. This language is not how I would write this today.
It's like every other word is F*ck. This is so cringey. This is supposed to be first person pov not whatever you wanna call that. So much flopping back and forth between povs and I didn't make the pov change very noticeable either.
Really you're taking his head off again? Well it gave you time to get away ig.
This conversation feels forced. It doesn't flow right.
Clary is insisting on getting married before Sebastian can screw it up any more.
Magnus calling Simon by his actual name??? How did Jace just pop up like that?
What the hell was going on it that small pov with Sebastian and Lilith? "...revealing his father in a new form." Valentine? Wtf? Yeah it is Valentine and he hates what his son did.
Jace and Clary are finally getting married.
Valentine it pissed at Sebastian. Clary thinks it's halirious that he's a downworlder now. Karma is a bitch. Clary really just stabbed him in throat after he offered to help you kill your brother and Lilith?
Now why is Sebastian so worked up over a missing necklace? And Jocelyn just found out about Valentine and she shookth.
Jace has a half sister? And Luke has a niece? I don't remember this plotline but this story was all over the place.
Who is Lilith gonna bring back now? Carmen Herondale, Jace's sister.
Sebastian and Carmen reunited.
Sebastian never wanted this for Carmen? She's made at him but not for the reason you think. He was going to propose to her the night she was killed? Valentine is the reason she's dead? Clary just killed him.
Carmen is a murderer? And she got away.
I didn't even realize Simon didn't go.
Carmen you touch Alex or Max I will kill you.
He gave her the wrong spell thankfully.
Tessa is dead? The author's note was not it.
Even in a shitty fanfic Max is adorable.
Carmen's adoptive mundane father was a gang leader in Paris? What kind of crack was I smoking while writing this?
Simon compared her to Assassin's Creed. Why did Clary just pass out?
So the kid is basically going to be a full blown angel. Interesting. And the last thing she remembers is taking the pregnancy test?
That is some Twilight shit right there.
Aww Alec wants to propose to Magnus.
Her pregnancy is getting intense.
That line is so cringey wtf. Sebastian is back?
So I kinda remember the person who originally raised Lilith but tbh I regret writing Carmen's charcther because the next few chapter don't make any sense.
Clary's eyes changed colors. I really don't remember writing half of this because I was going through some stuff at the time.
The unnecessary pov switch tho. Clary just made a new Rune.
Magnus may have found a way to make Shadowhunters immortal?
Why would you try a rune on a trash can?
So everyone one agreed to going immortal. That would suck. And there was a rune made with the oil based paint Clary used. This is confusing af. I am sorry to anyone who has ever read this.
Max calls Clary, Aunt Clary. Wtf does he have to be so cute?
More Max being adorable.
Alec and Magnus are engaged. This makes me happy. Sebastian projected himself into the Insitute?
New Character is introduced: Emily Starkweather. Hodge's daughter and Lydia Blackwell's half sister and she hates her.
I made Lydia Blackwell very homophobic because I made Emily bi sexual and that's why they hate each other. Emily is traitor. Sebastian loves her? And is cheating on Carmen with her. This is very confusing. Emily is gonna teach Izzy how to cook.
Raphael got her addicted to Yin Fen. I really mixed The show and the book together. This bitch is lying her ass off to them.
Sebastian and Emily are planning to get rid of Carmen.
She's planning on killing so many people and pinning it on them.
Emily has some Trama TM
She is going to kill her mother.
Lowkey think Jace is getting sus of her. Carmen is dead.
They just found out she's a traitor.
Joyce, Luke, Myrse and Robert are all dead wtf and the baby is coming.
Emily has a good reason to trust Sebastian tho. He did save her life.
Lilith thought she was dead? Who do u think rose you from Edom?
They don't know Carmen id dead yet? Alec ripped into Lydia. Compared her to Valentine. Big ope. Emily is the 3rd Angel experiment.
Emily and Sebastian  are planning on kidnapping Lydia. Emily's angel blood is Lucifer's wtf? Emily called her sister a Stupid Ass Bitch and I'm living for it. And she's been kidnapped.
Sebastian just turned her? Ew. The left-handed joke. They summoned Lucifer for some reason.
Emily is absolutely crazy.
So she did kill her mother... I didn't make that very clear. Jace and Alec want them to make Amends so that she doesn't murder Shadowhunters. Sweetie I think it's far too late for that. Lydia is officially dead. How could she be preggers if she's a vampire? And now her mother is still alive? Jocelyn, Luke, Maryse and Robert are alive still too? Emily's mom admitted to everything. I also started going to 2000 word chapters.
Lilith is acting like a bitch, kinda. They are attacking the clave. Lilith summoned a shit ton of demons. The end of the chapter is kinda intense tho.
Raphael? Wtf are you doing here? Hodge?  They are testing by mortal sword. This is kinda confusing. Why was this the most read story on my wattpad before Avenging Riverdale?
Flashback scene to when they first met.
Then there was a short chapter. About a prochey
Time skip. The baby is coming. A blue and a black eye? Sebastian's eyes flickered green? Magnus wants to figure how to bring out the Johnathan in him.
Emily plans on making Sebastian stays Sebastian.
That was a shitty chapter.
And I forgot I discountinted it... Sorry about that.
Overall I am happy I discountinted you. It is a horrible book and I am embarrassed by it to be honest. This is my first book on wattpad so I think it's pretty normal but it wasn't my first piece of fanfic. My first work was on Fanfic.net but has since been deleted by the website. I don't know why it wasn't bad at all it was more fluff than anything. But I have decided that I am going to post this and then I'm going to take down the story in a month. I failed to put trigger warnings, failed to edit (to be fair that was back when I did all of my writing on my phone before I had am actual laptop). But I did have some good ideas when it came to the traitor part and Sebastian finding love and I deem this story on crack. So my final rating is a 2/10.
1 note · View note
Text
Hand in Glove - Chapter 13 | Ben Hardy x OFC
A/N: Well, this is interesting. I really didn’t expect to finish this chapter so soon but Saturday was very productive and I got to work from home, which means I got 0 work done but instead chose to write. It is what it is.
Word Count: ~4.2K
Warnings: Implied smut, actually. Fluff. Lots of Clara/Annie time, lots of Gwil/Ben time. Drinking, swearing, the usual. 
Chapter 1, Chapter 2,  Chapter 3,  Chapter 4,  Chapter 5,  Chapter 6,  Chapter 7,  Chapter 8,  Chapter 9,  Chapter 10,  Chapter 11, Chapter 12
“It’s just an expression!”
“You called me a loser. Me!”
“Considering the fact that my girlfriend is a lot hotter than your girlfriend,” Ben glanced at Gwil, “I’d say it’s definitely a possibility.”
“First of all, that is disgusting!” Gwil faked a gag. “Second of all, I’m not the one who knocked up his mentally unstable girlfriend.”
“She’s not mentally unstable!”
“Right, okay,” Gwil snickered, “just crazy, then?”
“She’s not crazy.”
“Yep, sure.”
“She isn’t! Will you please put something else on, for fuck’s sake? I can’t believe you’re a Tom Jones fan!” Ben rolled his eyes. “God, you’re like an eighty year old man!”
“Fine, I’ll just put on some Abba then -”
“No!!!”
“Queen?”
“Might as well. We could rehearse.”
“I feel bad, rehearsing without the rest of the band.”
“She’s not mentally unstable!”
“Oh, back to that, then?” Gwil chuckled, “alright.”
“She just loves really, really hard.” Ben looked over at Gwil, who nodded slowly with puckered lips. “What?”
“I’ve never heard a more accurate description, is all.”
Ben and Gwil jumped a little when Roger’s screaming falsetto attacked them from the speakers. Frankie started howling along. Gwil quickly fumbled with the volume knob, turning it down to a reasonable volume.
“Ben, do you think you can go that high?”
“Once, Annie accidentally kneed me in the groin and I’m pretty sure I did.”
###
Clara held up her third glass of wine with one hand as she pulled the hem of her oversized Wonder Woman t-shirt over her folded knees. She looked from her glass of wine to Annie’s bump, humming pensively.
“Banana?” Clara tilted her head slightly, “I wanna try something. Don’t breathe!”
“What?!”
“Stop breathing!”
“I need to breathe, you plum!” Annie scoffed. “What are you planning?”
“Lemme!” Clara leaned forward and carefully hovered her wine glass over Annie’s bump.  
“Oh, God,” Annie rolled her eyes and leaned back, “fine. Go ahead.”
“Yay!” Clara’s eyes lit up.
“But if I end up smelling like a drunk housewife, I’ll cut you.”
“You would never!”
“You know I would.” Annie glared at her best friend.
“Yeah, yeah,” Clara chuckled, “you still owe me a disembowelment from five years ago. All bark,” Clara placed the glass on Annie’s bump and leaned back, her hands in the air, smiling proudly. “No bite.”
Annie grabbed the glass and brought it to her nose, taking a deep breath.
“Bumpy,” Annie looked down and rubbed her bump with her other hand, “is it okay if mummy has a sip?”
“Annie!” Clara gasped just as Bumpy kicked Annie’s bladder.
“Guess not!” Annie grimaced and passed the glass off to Clara, scrambling to her feet and running as best as she could to the loo.
Annie didn’t even bother closing the door behind her. Wiggling her hips, she sat down and sighed with relief when Clara appeared in the doorway, wine glass in hand.
“Is the sex any different? Now that you’re preggers?” Clara glanced at her glass and downed its’ contents. “Like, super sensitive and whatnot?”
“I don’t know.” Annie tapped her toes on the tile flooring, leaning her elbows on her knees. She propped her chin on the palm of her hand and sighed. "Sex with Ben is always different.”
“I mean,” Clara leaned against the door frame and flipped her glass upside down, “I heard someone say it was like having sex while high on MJ”.
“He’s just so surprising,” Annie gushed as she rolled toilet paper around her hand, “can you please just turn around for a sec?”
“Banana, I’ve seen your bizz more times than I care to admit.”
“Yeah, but not when I peed!”
“Fine. I’ll just go pour me some more fun juice.”
“Yes!” Annie nodded, “you do that! You’re drinking for both of us now!”
“He’s just so freaking hot!” Clara yelled from the kitchen.
“I know!” Annie sighed with a smile, thinking of Ben. Suddenly, the realization hit her - maybe Clara wasn’t talking about Gwil anymore? “Wait! Who?”
###
“I know you’re in a rush,” Gwil was dancing in his seat, and not because of the music, “but I need to make a quick stop.”
“Christ, Gwil, even Frankie can hold it!” Ben groaned.
“First you call me a loser,” Gwil huffed, “then you compare me to a dog. Frankie?” Gwil twisted in his seat to look back at the sleepy pup, “need to go pee pee?”
Frankie started wagging her tail, slapping it against the back seat. Ben rolled his eyes and pulled over, turning his blinkers on.
“Well, go ahead then, you big baby!” he muttered as Gwil opened his door and took a few steps into the darkness. He drummed along to the music on the steering wheel as he waited for Gwil’s lanky body to collapse back into the passenger seat. “All good?”
“All good.”
The song on the playlist changed and a familiar riff played through. Ben laughed at Gwil’s music, his eyebrows shooting up.
“TLC?” Ben chuckled, “seriously?”
“Hey, I don’t want no scrubs, okay?”
“My God…”
Gwil started lip-syncing along to the lyrics, adding dramatic hand gestures. Ben laughed but couldn’t help but join in. Soon enough, Gwil was filming them both rocking it out to No Scrubs and sent it to Joe. Without fail, Joe’s hysterical voice came through the speaker phone.
“What is this?!”
“Hey buddy!” Ben glanced over at Gwil, who was still doing his interpretive dance. “What are you doing up?”
“Where are you?!”
“On our way to Truro.”
“Who the fuck is that?!”
“God, you’re so bloody American…” Gwil finally spoke. “It’s not who. It’s where.”
“Well, where the fuck is that?!”
“About five hours away?” Ben looked at his navigation app, “well, we’re halfway there, so two and a half hours.”
“But why?”
“Because Ben is impulsive and Annie is holding my girlfriend hostage.” Gwil said, as if it was the most obvious thing in the universe.
“You’re going to see Annie?”
“Yep.” Ben couldn’t stop smiling.
“Is he smiling like an idiot?” Joe asked.
“He sure is.” Gwil snorted.
“Have fun, guys.”
###
“It’s been 84 years, Annie!” Clara face-planted into a throw pillow on the sofa, “I’m not okay!”
“It’s literally been just over a week!”
“I miss Gwil!”
“I know, it’s all you’ve been saying for the last hour.” Annie yawned.
“I just wish he was here, okay?” Clara whined. “I have needs!”
“Please don’t talk about your needs.”
“Alright, my little cautionary tale,” Clara teased, “I won’t. We’ve seen where needs will get you.”
“Excuse you!” Annie kicked her gently, “you apologise to Bumpy right now!”
“No!”
“Clara, you will never get to see this baby -”
“Okay!” Clara groaned, “I’m sorry, Bumpy.”
“Apology accepted.”
“I need Gwil.” Clara sighed, cuddling up to Annie’s side.
“As appalled as I am by it,” Annie stroked Clara’s hair, “I get it. I need Ben.”
They sat together in comfortable silence for a few minutes, lost in thought.
“I have an idea!” Clara almost fell face-first into the coffee table in her rush to get to her phone. Tapping clumsily at the screen, she turned on the front camera and curled back up to Annie’s side. “Hear me out on this one.”
“All ears.”
“What if we do a boomerang and send it to Gwil?” Clara had a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, “I mean, Ben and Gwil are together for sure. Killing two birds with one stone and whatnot.”
“Okay?”
“So we’re going to pretend to go in for a kiss, yeah?”
“Clara, if you want to make out with me, you can just ask and I’ll say no.”
“Get over yourself, love!” Clara scoffed, “I’m not going to kiss you for real!”
“Good, Ben wouldn’t like that.”
“I have a feeling he would, actually.” Clara held her phone up in front of them, trying to get a good angle, “okay, ready?”
“You’re all shaky, Clara!” Annie snatched the phone away, “God you have zero tolerance for alcohol, you leaf!”
Clara rolled her eyes and took Annie’s face in her hands. They counted to three and leaned in, parting their lips and bumping their noses together.
“Right, let’s see what we got!” Clara rubbed her hands before reaching for her phone. “Oh, yeah, they’ll like this.”
“Let me see!” Annie tilted Clara’s hand and peered at the screen. “Oh. Yes.”
###
“What the…” Gwil mumbled as he looked at his phone. “What is happening?” “What?” Ben munched on a candy bar as he drove. 
“I don’t -” 
“What is it?” Ben’s gaze flickered from Gwil’s bewildered face to the dark road. “Well, it’s something Clara sent me.” 
“Oh?” Ben grinned a bit lopsided, “sent you some racy photos eh?” 
“Not quite a photo…” 
“Well, let me see!” 
“No!” Gwil pressed the phone to his chest, “no. You’ll end up killing us!” 
“Oh, come on!” 
“I mean it!” Gwil switched the screen off, “Annie’s in it, too.” 
“Fuck you!” Ben whined. “Now I have to see it! Although,” Ben chuckled, “you getting all flustered on your pregnant cousin’s nude is -”
“You are absolutely disgusting, Ben!” Gwil smacked him on the back of his head, “they’re not naked! Both are clothed!” 
“Well then I don’t see what the big deal about it is!” Ben rubbed the back of his head. 
“Pull over.” 
“Now you have to pee again?” 
“No, you twat,” Gwil groaned, “I need you to pull over so we don’t wreck the car and die!” 
“Jesus, you’re so dramatic sometimes.” Ben muttered, “it’s like having a fit is in your DNA.” 
“Just shut up and do it.” Gwil commanded.
With a huge sigh, Ben pulled over to the side of the road and parked. His jaw clenched shut, he glared at Gwil. 
“Well, are you going to show me or…” Ben’s rant was cut sort by the two girls moving in on each other and back again, as if they are about to kiss. Their noses bumped and their lips barely brushed against each other, and they both had the most devilish smiles on their faces. “Fucking hell.”
###
Clara sat sulking on the rug, her back against the sofa. She gave up on using a glass and was now drinking straight from the bottle as Annie braided her hair in French plaits.
“Maybe he’s asleep and he just didn’t see it?” Annie said soothingly, “he’s an old man, babe.”
“He hated it!” Clara’s speech was starting to slur, but that still didn’t stop her from chugging on her second bottle of wine. “I ruined everything!”
“You didn’t ruin anything, woman!” Annie’s nimble fingers wove Clara’s blonde locks into perfect braids. She heard a sniffle and a stuttered breath. “Are you actually crying right now?”
“You just don’t understand!”
“Oh my God, you’ve finally gone mad.”
“Shut up!”
“Clara, he’s probably just asleep. You have nothing to worry about.”
Clara’s legs slid forward. She looked like a rag-doll, sitting down with no pants, a t-shirt that could be considered a dress with how long it was on her body and pigtails. Her cheeks were flushed from alcohol and embarrassment and her bottom lip stuck out in a pout. She winked and peered into the bottle of wine.
“S’almost over!” she tilted her head back and looked at Annie with big, glossy eyes, “need more!”
“I think you’ve had enough, actually.”
“Oh, don’t be such a mum!”
“I’m just not keen on cleaning up after you’ve hurled everywhere!”
“Hey, I’m being a good friend here!” Clara tried to point at herself but her hand-eye coordination was long gone, “I’m helping you prepare!”
“Prepare?”
“Um? Yeah?” Clara raised her eyebrows and scoffed, “for when little Josephine comes out!”
###
They rode in silence. Ben’s eyes were fixed forward. He felt like his heart is going to beat itself right out of his chest. He kept looking down at the dashboard to make sure he’s going as fast as he can without speeding, but his foot felt a bit heavy on the gas pedal. He needed to get to Annie, fast.
Gwil, on the other hand, leaned back and closed his eyes. His hands were strategically placed in his lap, hiding the aftermath of Clara and Annie’s teasing. He bit the inside of his cheek, imagining every possible scenario he could think of.
“How much longer?” Gwil’s eyes fluttered open and he shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
“GPS says one hour.”
“Why would she even send that?” Gwil rubbed the scruff on his chin, “I mean, with my cousin, for fuck’s sake!”
“They probably just assumed we were together.”
“They’re not wrong.”
“Nope.”
“Can you go any faster?” Gwil knees bounced impatiently.
“Believe me, I want to.” Ben muttered.
###
“Alright, alright!” a loud hiccup escaped Clara’s mouth, “would you rather sit on a hedgehog or shower with bees?”
“What?!”
“Sit on a hedgehog or shower with bees?”
“How do you even -”
“Don’t dwell on it, man! Just pick one!”
“Sit on a hedgehog!” Annie blurted out. “Don’t yell at me!”
“I’m not yelling!”
“Christ, your drunk voice is so loud!” Annie covered her ears, “volume, lady!”
“Sorry!” Clara whispered.
“Okay. Would you rather…” Annie tapped her finger against her chin as she tried to come up with something. “Would you rather fuck a Teletubby or lick an octopus?”
“Which Teletubby?”
“Does it really fucking matter?”
“Solid point.” Clara yawned. “Lick an octopus.”
“You are disgusting.”
“It’s why you love me.” Clara stood up, swaying a bit on her feet. “Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a toilet to cuddle.”
###
“What if they’re both asleep and they won’t hear us knocking?” Ben’s eyes were as big as saucers. “What if she didn’t leave the light on and was just kidding and -”
“Ben, mate,” Gwil rubbed his face groggily, “it’s half past two. I’m knackered. Can you stop with this nonsense?”
Ben could have sworn his entire body was buzzing with anxiety and excitement. Frankie was sleeping on her back, paws in the air, in the back seat. On one hand, he envied her more than he cared to admit. On the other hand, he felt like he will never sleep again.
“Gwil?”
“Yeah?” Gwil yawned out.
“Thanks. For coming with me.”
“S’nothing, really.” Gwil shrugged. ��You missed your girl, I missed mine.”
“No, really. I owe you.”
“Oh, yeah?” Gwil smiled lazily, “alright then. You can repay me right now if you want.”
“Sure,” Ben nodded, “anything.”
“What’s the baby’s name?”
“Anything but that.”
“Oh, come on!” Gwil groaned. “I’m the godfather! I have a right to know!”
“We’re not telling anyone until Elvis will leave the building, mate!” Ben rolled his eyes, “not even our own families.”
“It’s the only way your can repay me for coming with you, Ben.”
“Shut up.”
“I mean it!” Gwil bit the inside of his cheek to stop himself from laughing. “Either you tell me what the baby’s name is right now or you’ll owe me for the rest of your life!”
“You’re not going to let this go?”
“Nope.”
“Ugh. Fine.”
“Hold on then, I need to document this.” Gwil fumbled with his phone and turned on the camera. “Go.”
“Her name is Josephine. Will you let it go, now?”
“You have reached your destination.” The robotic lady on the GPS app announced.
“The light is on.” Ben looked at the door and beamed.
###
Annie grunted as she opened her eyes. The knocking on the door wouldn’t stop. She looked at the clock on the wall and groaned when she saw the time - it was almost three in the morning. A slight panic washed over her; people don’t just knock on doors at this time. She got up as quietly as she could and tip-toed her way to the front door. After taking a deep breath, she looked out the peephole.
Her chin started quivering, her hands shaking. Through the fisheye lens, she saw Ben’s beautiful, tired face, and Gwil right behind him. Frankie’s tail, knocking rhythmically against the wall, was like music to Annie’s ears. She flung the door open, shaking and sobbing uncontrollably.
“Shhh, hey,” Ben cooed and engulfed her in his arms, kissing the top of her head, “what’s wrong?”
Annie couldn’t form a coherent sentence. All she could do was weep and hold onto Ben for dear life. She felt Ben’s tears wet her hair and tried to hug him even tighter. She didn’t know why she was crying, or why he was crying.
“We’re pathetic,” Ben wiped his cheeks on his arms before he tended to Annie’s, “aren’t we?”
“Mmm’yeah…” Annie smiled, despite the crying, and bit her bottom lip. She leaned into Ben’s touch, turning her head to kiss the palms of his hands. Frankie stood up on her hind legs, scratching at Annie’s hip for attention. “Hi, baby! I missed you!”
“Where is she?” Gwil grunted as he zoomed past them, “hi Banana.”
“In her room, second door to the left,” Annie said without taking her eyes off of Ben. “What are you doing here?”
“I told you, I wasn’t going home tonight,” Ben pressed his forehead to hers, “and I couldn’t just leave Frankie all alone until Monday.”
“I just didn’t believe you’d actually drive five hours in the middle of the night.”
“I’d do anything for you.”
Frankie came back, running circles around the pathetic duo, biting on her bunny to make it squeak.
“Franks, hush!” Annie giggled, “you’ll wake Clara up.” A shrill scream came from behind Clara’s bedroom door. “Never mind.”
###
“I’m sorry.”
Annie’s eyes fluttered open and she looked up at Ben, her head resting on his chest. After they finished sobbing at the door, all Ben wanted was to take her to bed and drown in her presence. He felt like all five of his senses were screaming with delight, now that she was finally there.
“What are you sorry for?” Annie propped herself up on her elbow. Her free hand trailed up Ben’s body, stopping right over where she could feel his heart beating.
“For how things were when you left.” Ben reached up to push her hair over her shoulder. “For Cassie.”
“You don’t need to apologise for that.”
“No, I really am sorry,” Ben felt like he was free-falling when he looked in her eyes, “you’re pregnant with my baby. I shouldn’t have put you through it.”
“I kind of had it coming, didn’t I?” Annie shrugged.
“Maybe, if you weren’t so pregnant.” Ben smirked and turned on his side, instinctively placing a hand on her belly. “But now that you are?”
“Still had it coming.”
“You left without saying goodbye or sleeping in our bed,” Ben swallowed down a lump in his throat, “and then every time we spoke it just felt so forced and…”
“What?”
“And it scared me.” Ben took Annie’s hand and brushed her knuckles against his lips. “It really fucking scared me.”
“What did?”
“How calm you were.” His voice was barely a whisper. “Usually when we fight you’re all over the place, but the fact that you were so calm...”
“I recall crying until I had to rehydrate all night, actually.”
“Yeah, you cried, but you didn’t yell at me.” Ben rubbed gentle circles on Annie’s bump. “You didn’t even call me names.”
“What?” Annie giggled.
“When you call me names, I know that you’re just royally pissed off but that it’ll pass and we’ll be back to normal again.” He bit his bottom lip, letting it roll out from under his teeth slowly. “And then you didn’t call me names. At all. That’s when I knew I went too far.”
“But you still had Cassie around.”
“I was hoping to get a reaction out of you.” Ben chuckled. “I was waiting for you to call me a twat or a knob or even fucking Boob Tape.”
“Ben Hardy,” Annie scoffed, “are you saying that the only reason you’re here tonight is because I called you a twat earlier?”
“Well…”
“Oh, for fuck’s sake.” Annie rolled her eyes and yelped in surprise when Ben’s lips were on hers.
They both snorted at the same time into the kiss. Ben rolled on his back, grabbing Annie. She straddled him, careful not to lean all her weight on Bumpy, and peppered kisses all over his face.
“Oh, God,” Ben grunted as he turned his head to the side and saw the sunrise illuminate the window softly, “is it already light out?”
###
Ben woke up to the sound of whispers and giggles coming from the foot of the bed. Opening one eye, he peeked and found Gwil and Clara pointing a phone at them.
“What the fuck are you doing?” his voice was raspy from sleep. “Why are you even in our room?”
“First of all, it’s Annie’s room.” Clara whispered, “second of all, Frankie scratched at the door. She needed to be let out.”
“You two are very irresponsible parents.” Gwil tutted. “Sleeping in when your baby needs to go potty.”
“Get the fuck out!” Ben hissed, pulling the covers over his and Annie’s heads. “We’re naked!”
“No you’re not,” Clara retorted, “I can see Annie’s sock poking out.”
“Her feet got cold.” His voice was muffled.
The lump under the covers moved a little. Clara and Gwil exchanged a sheepish glance when the distinct sound of kissing, grunting and stifled moans emanated from the bed.
“Fucking hell, at least wait till we’re out of the room!” Gwil grumbled and covered Clara’s eyes.
Ben’s middle finger poked out of the covers.
###
“What’s all this?”
Clara and Annie peered into the kitchen, coming back from an exceptionally long walk with Frankie. Their cheeks and tips of the nose were rosy from the cool air. They had both woven their hair into intricate braids while outside.
“Ah,” Gwil walked over and kissed Clara sweetly, “I see Helga and Brunhilda have returned!”
“Which one of us is Helga?” Clara looked up at Gwilym, eyes twinkling with love.
“You, of course.” He wrapped his arms around her. “You’re much too dainty to be a Brunhilda.”
“Oh, shove it!” Annie rolled her eyes and walked over to Ben. “What’s cookin’, good lookin’?”
“Well,” he put the lid back on the pot, “we figured you’d both come back hungry after being gone for two and a half hours.”
“Good thinking.” Annie winked.
“And since you are both on vacation, we also figured it would be nice for you two to actually not have to cook for yourselves or get take-out.”
“You’re an angel!” Annie kissed Ben’s shoulder and giggled when he grabbed her face in his hands and stamped a noisy, wet kiss onto her lips.
“Good Lord,” Gwil snorted, “he actually domesticated a feral Annabelle.”
“I think it’s sweet.” Clara cooed.
“Tell a living soul about what you’ve seen over the weekend and I will cut you both,” Annie glared at her cousin, “don’t test me.”
“I take it back,” Gwil stepped back, holding his hands up in front of him, “she’s still a wild beast.”
Ben and Annie exchanged a knowing look, smirking at each other.
“Gwil, take over for me, please.” Ben took Annie’s hand and led her away.
“For crying out loud, mate,” Gwil called after Annie and Ben as they skipped along to the bedroom, “she’s already pregnant!”
###
“Did you start decorating the nursery?” Clara asked as she picked up the dishes once everyone finished eating.
“Well...” Annie squeaked with a grimace.
“Are you waiting for the baby to come out and help you with it?” Gwil snorted.
“I mean, there’s still time! Right?” Annie looked at Ben hopefully.
“You’re six months pregnant, Annabelle!” Gwil glowered, “there’s not a whole lot of it left!”
“I’m well aware of that, Gwilly, thank you.”
“It’s just that I need my gym and my drums,” Ben scowled at his own words once they were out of his mouth, “and we only have that extra room.”
“The baby can’t sleep on the kit, Ben,” Annie snapped, “we’ve talked about this!”
“I was only joking when I suggested that!”
“Were you, really?”
“No…”
Clara and Gwil looked from Ben to Annie during the exchange as if they were watching a tennis match. They both sipped their wine quietly.
“The baby will sleep in a crib by our bedside for the first few months anyway,” Ben reminded his girlfriend, “so we still have plenty of time to figure that out.”
“What about a changing table?” Gwil intervened, “toys? Wardrobe?” Annie and Ben looked at him, dumbfounded. “Discuss.”
“Fuck off mate!” Ben scoffed. “This is a family discussion!”
“He has a point.” Annie shrugged.
“I’m not losing my kit and my gym, Annie.”
“Well, I’m not sleeping in the same room with the kid till she moves out!” Annie crossed her arms in triumph.
“When do you think they’ll figure it out, then?” Clara asked Gwil, her voice low.
“Give them a couple more minutes.” Gwil muttered back. 
“How much space does one baby need?” Ben started talking with his hands, indicating his frustration. “It’s hardly Frankie’s size!”
“It needs furniture!” Annie turned to look at Gwil and Clara, “right?”
“Definitely needs furniture, love.” Clara confirmed and poured herself another glass of wine.
“Our place just isn’t big enough, Ben.” Annie sighed in defeat.
“What if we moved, then?” Ben’s eyes lit up. “To a bigger place?”
“You’d do that?” Annie raised an eyebrow. “You love your flat!”
“The baby needs a room with furniture, yeah?”  
“Yeah.”
“And I need a room for my drums and my gym, yeah?”
“Yeah.”
“Then it’s settled. We’re going house hunting.”
Clara screamed with her mouth closed, clapping her hands.
Taglist: @ramibaby @xgoingdownx @clara-who @violetpond @sweeterthancheese @drummerqueenrmt @westansstuff @rogerinamainbitch @justgivemethekeys  @blondecarfucker @cheeseedreams47 @rogerspoison @deacy-dearest @pinkmarvel @onceuponadetectivedemigod​ @darcyshire
50 notes · View notes
seenashwrite · 6 years
Text
Walkthrough for “There But For The Grace”.
Tumblr media
If interested - Go read it first before continuing on. This is about the plot point stuff (i/e - hints for the end, amongst other things) and the theological drops I sprinkled throughout.
I genuinely did not intend for this to cause brain freeze. Hoo-boy. Many sorry. There’s about a 40/60 split at this point of the “got its” vs. “didn’t quite got its”, so that’s on me. Not that it was incredibly necessary to catch the loop-di-loop in order to like it, though you might like it more once you know.
So I'll walk you through my thought process in the least disjointed manner I can manage. Which... hoo-boy, part deux. Tagging folks who commented on the story/to me directly, certainly no expectation on my part for you to read and/or reply. Seriously. Legit. Etc. And stuff.
This took longer to write than the story. #no lie
Okay, lotsa screencaps, so I don’t (a) end up c-p’ing the whole damn thing, and more the reason (b) so can underline. 
And for ALL our brains’ sakes, I’ll call our dude Michael, and other world’s dude Mike from here on.  Plotting stuff in red, theological stuff in blue, randoms (Nash Be Nashin’ and SPN canon stuff) in green.
The title is from that proverb “There but for the grace of God go I”, and as ye olde wiki explains....
Tumblr media
....and then, there’s this:
Tumblr media
Hopefully you picked up on something being “off” with how I was writing ol’ Mike as the story went on. I got slightly tricksy in some places on purpose regarding characterization, but hey - Mike and Michael are essentially the same angel in concept, just on different planes, right? And stuff apparently took a left turn when the apocalypse went through over yonder. So while they didn’t really re-tell the history of Apocaland beat-by-beat (thank Chuck), the inference I got is that the basic shit went down - he boots Luci after he rebels, etc. Blah blah blah, y’all know this.
Quote from Michael:
Tumblr media
So maybe Mike came at it from the same angle when he killed his Luci. Who knows. Though I will say - if it was some sort of duty for him and not pleasure, I wouldn’t think there’d be boasting about pulling Luci apart, nor would the knee-jerk be to string him up and torture him, at least, if he’d suddenly re-appeared before me one day. YMMV.
This is good summary from the wiki, whoever wrote it did a bang up job:
Tumblr media
Michael is meticulous. He slow-plays things. It’s not about being power-hungry; he had power. He was essentially God. For him, this is tied up in honor and loyalty and righting wrongs and all that jazz.
Tumblr media
Again - that hesitation. He never stopped loving Lucifer - and Lucifer never stopped loving any of them, we see this big time in the Elysium ep when he “killed” Gabriel. Much internal conflict with these folks. And then there’s Mike, who iced (our) Gabriel and tortured (our) Lucifer in the blink of an eye. 
There’s my characterization base of operations.
Tumblr media
---> Could be interpreted as Michael or Mike - applies to both. Mike would find pleasure in taking inventory of what he planned to rule, how we aren’t worthy of anything but being subjects; Michael is perhaps glad to see plenty of justifications for what he feels he’s still destined to do.
---> “Learned” for Mike = the observing we saw in the finale, comparing-and-contrasting to his world; “learned” for Michael could be (a) via Dean’s mind, and / or (b) what he could’ve seen from Mike’s mind when he whooped his ass, a.k.a. Nash’s Sneaky Twisty Thing, re: Michael is now in Dean’s body. 
So, how is that, Nash? you may ask.
Dunno.
Perhaps the distraction of Mike getting wailed on by Michael allowed Dean the opportunity to eject him, maybe Dean’s been wearing Mike down mentally. And though Dean/Sam - being the ideal hosts - have greater tolerance than us regulars, it’s gonna leave them weakened, it’s just got to. Hell, just being possessed by fill-in-the-blank leaves ya with the weeble-wobbles for a bit. Primo chance for Michael to set up shop in Dean.
Then, Nash, since angels need permission, how’d Michael do that? you may ask.
Occam’s razor --> Dean gave Michael “the soul”/”the entity”/whatever permission, and that goes across the realm, alt timelines/dimensions/whatnots. Or, maybe Dean chose the lesser of the two evils, so to speak - he’s boned at this interval anyhow, so if the opportunity arose, if it’s me, I’m choosing the frying pan over the fire - at least I’ve bought myself (and my loved ones, and the world) some time. Either of those work for what I intimated in the story.
Bottom line: however it went down, that’s for your imagination to choose.
Tumblr media
A point that’s called back to later, as well as Nash Be Nashin’, RE: I’ve no idea why they opted to dress him in that style. There’s other stylings that are stark contrasts to Dean’s without going full-court-press cosplay, but whatevs. In any event, assuming my premise is taken - that the worlds played out the same for the most part and the ‘20s were a fave and would explain the wardrobe - this can apply to both Mike and Michael.
Tumblr media
For those of you fortunate enough to have missed slogging through Sunday school, allow me: S&G was apparently a hotbed of sin, and they were gonna get the fire-and-brimstone treatment. Abraham asked angels who visited him if they’d spare the righteous, because there was at least one group there who was: his nephew Lot’s family. Two more angels were sent to investigate, Lot was awesome to them, welcomed them in without knowing they were angels, etc. So when time came to fire things up, the angels fessed up about who they were and why they were there, and told them (Lot and his crew) that they needed to just leave and not look back. And whoopsie, Lot’s wife found out that wasn’t metaphorical, as when she turned to get one last look at her home going up in flames, wha-BAM! She got turned into a pillar of salt.
Tumblr media
So here might be the first subconscious “Hmmm” from your mind - that doesn’t really sync up with what we know of Mike. I don’t think he gives a shit about how much he sins to get what he wants. I bet he can’t even spell benevolence. Read this in Michael’s voice, though, and I hear that whole justifying thing again, the “don’t really want to, but got to” mindset.
Tumblr media
See above, RE: “...but I labored more abundantly than them all”. Plus, speaks to arrogance, applicable to both Michael and Mike.
Tumblr media
---> “The” earth, eh? ;) 
---> Theology-wise, Michael’s only named a couple times, if memory serves... actually most of them are name dropped just a handful of times... did they namedrop Gabe as the one who told Mary she was preggers? I’m not looking it up.
Anyway, theologians have assigned certain “messages” delivered and punishments as being enacted by specific angels, I won’t go down that road here, I’ve no clue how they managed to arrive at those conclusions. Point is that Michael was a guardian, of heaven and of certain places/people on earth, depending on where God assigned. I wanna say Daniel and the lion’s den was one of them. Not looking that up, either.
---> "Temporarily”, hmmm.... that other world looked plenty definitively apoca-sized to me. In any event, floods is a ref to the Noah story, and if memory serves, Michael is thought by some to have been the “angel of death” that struck down the firstborn sons during the plagues of Egypt.
Also also - I’d speculate he’s taken on some self-imposed blame for Lucifer sneaking into the garden and tempting Adam & Eve, as he is so convicted in SPN land about righting the wrongs Lucifer brought upon the world, and that’s the event that kicked shit off. 
Tumblr media
---> O.T. (old testament) God took no shit, got smitey on a dime. New Testament God (a.k.a. - post-Jesus time) flipped a switch to a more fatherly figure. 
---> The absence thing is SPN canon.
---> The differing legends is me thumbing my nose at their neglect of both their own canon and theology. #dammit Dabb
Tumblr media
---> So, again, choose your poison - Luci getting into the garden, then Michael having to wage battle in heaven to boot him (and, let’s be real, he likely had followers that got nailed, too), etc. etc. etc.
---> The plans refer to the stuff up there from the wiki - that was an intricate damn plan. Deceptive, sure, but again that whole “bigger picture” mentality. 
---> RE: beloved - yeah, that’s not sounding like the Mike we’ve been presented with.
Tumblr media
Now that’s a pretty detailed thing to know about a random coffee joint in a random town in a random state in a strange world, wouldn’t you say? ;)
Tumblr media
---> Trinities, trifectas, triples - threes are trendy numbers in stories and legends and oral tradition, so it comes up here multiple times, as well. And he’s talking about Jesus, of course, and the green Nashy line is me thinking “Wonder what he thought about Amara?” 
(’Cause I’m of the thought that Amara + Chuck = God, yin-yang and all, but from the very black-and-white Michael’s perspective, I could see him playing nice but not buying into it, and I mean, he was part of the crew that banished her on Chuck’s orders, so there you go. He may not have even been privy to the scoop that they were the corporeal forms of light/dark, maybe just of the understanding that she was his meddling aunt, and of course he was gonna do whatever his dad told him to do. Anyhow, I think that adds additional texture to why it frustrates him so much that Luci couldn’t fall in line, why Luci always had to ask questions. ---> and that’s just me, there’s no way y’all could’ve inferred it from just that, you’re not psychic, I’m just sharing. I digress. I’m good for some heavy digressin’.)
There is a specific things-come-in-threes story that’s my baseline, but I’ll tell you further down after #3 hits.
On we go...
Tumblr media
The chick we come to know as Grace does not catch his eye because she is pretty or sweet or in need of assistance or pouty or flirty or super-smart, or even beautiful or too shy and bookish, but if she’d just take off those damn glasses and let her hair out of that ponytail she might be, whatever trope you wanna throw on her - she’s a sinner, another hopeless sinner in a long line of humans who were/are fucking this joint up.
Tumblr media
---> There’s several feet-washing stories in the Bible. I hate feet. That’s not in the Bible, and has no bearing here. Add it to your Nash factoids. Moving on. 
The one I had in mind is below, and Imma c/p the pertinent parts because lazy. Bolding is mine, natch. In Luke 7....
36 One of the Pharisees asked Jesus to eat with him, so Jesus went into the Pharisee’s house and sat at the table. 37 A sinful woman in the town learned that Jesus was eating at the Pharisee’s house. So she brought an alabaster jar of perfume 38 and stood behind Jesus at his feet, crying. She began to wash his feet with her tears, and she dried them with her hair, kissing them many times and rubbing them with the perfume. 39 When the Pharisee who asked Jesus to come to his house saw this, he thought to himself, “If Jesus were a prophet, he would know that the woman touching him is a sinner!”
40 Jesus said to the Pharisee, “Simon, I have something to say to you.”
Simon said, “Teacher, tell me.”
[parable]
44 Then Jesus turned toward the woman and said to Simon, “Do you see this woman? When I came into your house, you gave me no water for my feet, but she washed my feet with her tears and dried them with her hair. 45 You gave me no kiss of greeting, but she has been kissing my feet since I came in. 46 You did not put oil on my head, but she poured perfume on my feet. 47 I tell you that her many sins are forgiven, so she showed great love. But the person who is forgiven only a little will love only a little.”
48 Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” [...] “Because you believed, you are saved from your sins. Go in peace.”
The other 4 gospels - Matthew, Mark & John - tell a similar story. (But in John’s the woman isn’t a random - it’s one of the sisters of Lazarus, the guy Jesus raised from the dead. #cool trivia digression)
 --> “Hot as hell” and “thank God” is just Nash Be Nashin’.
--> Start of the main trinity (1A)
--> Again, he’s not digging on her because she’s so awesomesauce in some typical way; she’s a dichotomy to him, sin with sweet. He’s a black-and-white kind of guy (and pretty much every angel we’ve met). It’s interesting to him, that seeming heel-turn. We’ll call back to those verses above here in a bit, with respect to how he feels about her as he spends more time with her.
Tumblr media
Quickie trinity.
Tumblr media
Nash Be Nashin’.
Tumblr media
Recurring theme, forgiveness; also - that sound like Mike to you? At least, at this point? Eh. Maybe. If he’s trying to manipulate. But on the other hand - if this were Mike - has she got something he wants/needs? Manipulate Dean, sure; manipulate rando server chick? Possible. But nah. 
Tumblr media
---> Would Mike ask that? Why would he care? But Michael might, trying to get a bead on this human. ‘Cause remember, this is an angel who has had sparing contact with humans since he’s been in charge, he’s been dispatching angels for the heavy lifting, he’s not been boots on the ground takin’ care of business for quite awhile. His only in-depth contact has been the Winchesters, and that was only when he had to step in.
---> Also, close siblings recurring theme (close because able to joke around as well as later, when she mentions he’d vent to her about his time in war but not to the same degree as he did the rest of their family)
Tumblr media
---> the main trinity of this story, part deux (and don’t get ahead of me; fine, I’ll do it for you: no, Michael having the nickname I mention later isn’t Biblical)
---> Lucifer was called The Morning Star (see also dictionary, re: “luciferous”)
Tumblr media
---> Now that would be a really pretty damn specific thing for Mike to know. 
---> The keep an eye out - again, reinforcing the theme that Michael whiffed not seeing the Lucifer thing coming; also lawbreakers looking out for the authorities, a contrast with an authority - God/Michael/et al - looking out for wrongdoers. 
---> Park with a sandbox, Nash Be Nashin’
---> Bit tricksy; could go to Mike coming from his world to here, could be Michael feeling like this is a world he doesn’t know anymore after all his time in the cage; regardless, sets a tone of “She gets me”
Tumblr media
Whether you cotton to my assertion that Michael may feel guilt for not seeing the Lucifer stuff coming and preventing his initial ingress (Eden), it’s theology 101 that Lucifer brought all things evil and sin and demon and hell and blah blah blah to humankind. And Michael beat him in heaven, but it’s been less offense and more defense ever since; reacting to Luci vs. bringing the game to him. Which is what Michael was finally doing, when the Winchesters didn’t agree to be vessels and let it play out like he’d planned.
Tumblr media
So, Saint Michael on the theology end, ruling heaven in Chuck’s absence on the SPN canon end, and Michael’s arrogant, to be sure. He assumed his plan would go off without a hitch, and maybe if it’d been the Hardy Boys instead of the Winchesters, it would’ve [shrugs]
Tumblr media
---> Nash Be Nashin’ - trying to poke your subconscious to think about that shot of them falling into the hole, to the cage
---> Could we describe Mike as “broken”? I couldn’t. More to the point, does he behave as if he might consider himself “broken”? Hmmm.
---> I guess that last bit could go either way; for me, I’m thinking of how Lucifer must’ve behaved in the cage, which we got a taste of via Sam’s hallucinations, and perhaps it being too quiet once he was gone. Sometimes being left alone with your thoughts is a bad time.
Tumblr media
Again, canon - Lucifer never met a quiet moment he didn’t wanna fill.
Tumblr media
So this is just me doing a second sin in the sin trilogy for Michael, as well as adding another piece of common ground between him and Grace with the nickname thing. The only Biblical truth there is the whole “Mark of the Beast” thing. Next time you get drunk or lit on whatever, read you some Revelations, it’ll either knock you out the rest of the way or give you fantastic nightmares.
Tumblr media
What I just said, RE: second part of the Michael Lies Super Easy When It Comes To This Chick trilogy. I mean, not really - it’s coming from a good place, he doesn’t want to scare her, and if he told her the truth, where would he even start? Especially with her not being religious. He’s so far behind the eight ball, he’s under the pool table.
Tumblr media
---> So here’s the trinity tale that’s the base for why I put this in the story. It’s in all four gospels (Matthew/Mark/Luke/John), and it’s about how at the Last Supper (which happens right before the crucifixion of Jesus goes down), they’re talking about how one of them would betray Jesus (re: Judas), and an apostle named Peter speaks up.
(Oh! Speaking of, there’s another triple play for ya - Jesus ends up on a cross between two criminals. Okay, back to the passages)
Matthew:
Peter replied, “Even if all fall away on account of you, I never will.”
“Truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “this very night, before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times.”
But Peter declared, “Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you.”
Mark:
Peter declared, “Even if all fall away, I will not.”
“Truly I tell you,” Jesus answered, “today—yes, tonight—before the rooster crows twice you yourself will disown me three times.”
But Peter insisted emphatically, “Even if I have to die with you, I will never disown you.”
Luke:
But he replied, “Lord, I am ready to go with you to prison and to death.”
Jesus answered, “I tell you, Peter, before the rooster crows today, you will deny three times that you know me.”
John:
Peter asked him, “Lord, where are you going?”
Jesus replied, “Where I am going, you cannot follow now, but you will follow later.”
Peter asked, “Lord, why can’t I follow you now? I will lay down my life for you.”
Then Jesus answered, “Will you really lay down your life for me? Very truly I tell you, before the rooster crows, you will disown me three times.”
---> Grace be shinin’, Nash Be Nashin’
---> What made him kiss her / risk the “sin”? She walked with him. (”Lord I am ready to go with you...”). She listened. She comforted him. She forgave him when he asked for it (re: for scaring her). She believed he wasn’t a horrible “person”. Prompted him to consider there might be a place/time where he wasn’t (see below, RE: “perhaps”). 
A la.... 
But the person who is forgiven only a little will love only a little.” Then Jesus said to her, “Your sins are forgiven.” [...] “Because you believed, you are saved from your sins. Go in peace.”
---> You may’ve noticed I didn’t call him Michael until Dean was gone during the kiss - that was on purpose. Because that was him making that decision, no (potential) Dean influence on board. And I didn’t have him call Dean by his name, being very distant throughout, until they talked about brothers, their common ground. He’s finding common ground with humans - a new kind of hallowed ground - versus being solely their guardian or their punisher, depending. This is (likely, hopefully) a good thing.
---> RE: sin - see below
Tumblr media
---> This is your call to make - was it actually apple-flavored lip balm? Or was it strawberry/random fruity-flavored lip balm like Dean thought, and it just tasted like apples to Michael?
In any event, RE: “tasted like sin” - apples have been commonly used in art/stories as representing the fruit Eve ate from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil back in the garden, a.k.a. - the original sin
HOME STRETCH!
[Full disclosure: based on early feedback, from here on out - if you were an early reader - you may notice there’s been a few tweaked lines since original publish, so I may be about to clarify things that are now - with the tweaks - obvious to you. I’m just sayin’.]
Tumblr media
By this point, I’d hope you’d been kinda thinking, “I appreciate Nash’s effort to make Mike be not a complete asshole, but holy moly I have been suspending my disbelief like a mo-fo as this went on, why does he give a shit about this chick or about chatting with Dean all friendly, etc.”
---> That “Why didn’t we....” part should scream “THIS ISN’T MIKE”. I hope.
---> It’s been about 10 yrs. since Stull / when Michael took the dive
---> “Is there...” / “Perhaps” -- and maybe it’s this one. Maybe it’s the world he’s always known, but not been part of; remains to be seen. He’s a different dude. This ain’t the same angel that went into that cage. Like Chuck said - he’s a mess. Or maybe, now, could we say... was a mess? Hmmm. Different, though. Definitely different. Not terribly un-canon, not a huge jump to make, in my mind. 
And, you know, The Cage was Luci’s big punishment, right? And he’s fine. Anytime we saw him, in the caboose version or just-been-sprung, he’s been same-ol’, same-ol’. So maybe it’s simply an isolation room, and it’s only been BAD-bad for Sam and Adam and Michael, because Luci was there messing with them, because he’s bored off his ass. That’s why I posit The Cage may not be anything beyond blank space, as it were, if Luci’s not present. 
Tumblr media
What Mike would “likely” bring? Nah. Mike’s on the express train to domination. He’s not messing around.
Tumblr media
Nash Be Nashin’. I am, on occasion, poetic. “His” is a callback to “my Michael”, and the “g” in “grace” is lower case on purpose. [clears throat, c/ps from up yonder....]
Tumblr media
Grace don’t come in just one form, yo. There’s lots floating out there. Just gotta pay attention. Know what to watch for.
And here’s the hammer:
Tumblr media
Hmmmm....
Tumblr media
---> Dean knows Mike’s been thinking of it; to quote Black Widow, that’s not a question that needs answering.
---> “Still”? “Do-over?” - Mike’s had his apocalypse. Do-over of what? That implies Mike’s tried to pull off Apocaworld, Part Deux here, and... he hasn’t tried at this point. He’d said they were already looking into what all other worlds they could get to before Jack’s birth caused our rift and they saw an opportunity for a better way, but Mike’s not taken a run at our world; Michael has. (Bit of a misleading, open-to-interpretation / could apply to Mike line, though, I grant you.)
Tumblr media
---> “over there” - already mentioned “head to the cage”, ergo “there” is “cage”
---> “act” / “figure it out” - thaaaat’s nooot Miiiike, your subconscious sings!
Tumblr media
---> Say I’m Mike. 
I’m a tactical mofo. I know how to spot an enemy, it’s why I was gonna take out Jack emotionally if I couldn’t cripple him or kill him. I hit this new world. I’m inside a very handsome I MEAN powerful bod. I am locked and loaded. What’s first on the agenda now that I’ve got the ammo?
I take out potential threats. Dean’s an obstacle, true, but he’ll be tucked away going night-night for at least a bit, and I can likely wash-rinse-repeat as needed. Obstacle, though - he’s not an inherent threat to me. Lucifer’s out of the way. Raphael’s out of the way. Gabriel’s out of the way.
Oh. Oh noooes, FML: I’m not out of the way. 
And holy shit - the holiest of all the shits - I could take myself out. Isn’t he in the Fort Knox of binding-thingy-traps-whatever?
But wait. Waaaaait, wait - that cage must be made of aluminum foil, I can see Dean’s memories. Some tacky decoder rings opened it up, his brother Sam got pulled from it, then the angel of death got Sam’s soul out of it, rando witch called up the caboose of it like it was Uber, Lucifer popped Dean and his crew in-and-out of it, and didn’t that demon Crowley use parts of it for some ill-explained ingredient to hold Lucifer hostage like it was melty MacGuffin cheese? Is there not a doorman or something?! Can they get pizza delivered down there, too, I mean TF?
Ooooh, now this is interesting. Chuckie told Dean Michael’s beyond his repair. Lucifer said Michael’s a mess... well. Consider that source. But still. Risk not too high, reward could be very high.
Yeah. I’m totes arrogant enough. This is gonna be a cake-walk.
---> Except... time moves differently in the cage, we know that. So Lucifer’s been gone for... hell, who knows how long. What state Michael might be in now is a mystery. He’s had time to regroup, at the very least, without his chief antagonist lording over him. So is it implausible that Michael could be the key to nailing Mike’s ass to the wall? Might it even be probable? 
The board of directors at NashHole, Inc. voted “Yeeeeessss”.
Tumblr media
Again, bro-love, evergreen recurring theme. So, here it is:
If I’m Michael, my perspective would be that Mike can handle his world how he pleases, and he did. But now he’s on my turf. I’m taking great umbrage with this power-hungry twin of mine coming over here and having the audacity to make decisions, take over my destiny, etc.
And then another part of it - Michael’s not only had a lot of time in the cage to get his mojo back, he’s also had time to process the whole situation, what led him to this place, the part he played. I’d imagine a part of him is still gripping onto his convictions, while on the other hand starting to realize that there are parts of this world - and people in this world - that already make it a paradise despite all that Lucifer/demons/the supernaturals have done. 
Maybe an apocalypse isn’t the answer. Maybe Lucifer doesn’t have to die. Bottom line, that ain’t Mike’s call to make; it’s Michael’s.
Last thing!
Handful of you asked about how Mike would’ve opened the cage, how a fight would’ve gone down if Michael’s still in Adam, what about Adam, and my answer is - does it matter? I know, I know, that sounds snotty; it matters in the sense that you asked, so it matters to you. Where I’m coming from is that this isn’t what the story is about, not for me. But hey - you fill in those blanks however your heart desires, truly. Or pretend that twist at the end never happened, and think of this as Mike the whole way through. :) 
.....
.....
.....
That cage is made of chewed gum and pipe cleaners, a hamster could get in there, I’m done, I’m DONE, okay bye.
@ellen-reincarnated1967  @waywardjoy  @copperseraphim @bumbleball13  @inlovewith2dcharacters  @impandagrl  @theoriginalvicki  @mrswhozeewhatsis  @littlegreenplasticsoldier  @butiaintgonnaloveem  @salt-n-burn-em-all  @sixtysevenandwhiskey  @anticipate1003  @juppschmitz  @smi727  @casismybae  @jalove-wecallhimdean  @salvachester  
27 notes · View notes
jeaneybean · 6 years
Text
So this session the idiots faced Five ( three full and two halves) goblin zombies and a bone tornado.
We pick up where we left off, asleep for the most part. Jhaykeovh gets sucked into the magical amulet from the previous session. The idiots get to their feet and prepare, with Magnolia taking a few hard hits. But Mags gets to do the best part about being a cleric in monster Transylvania, which is turn undead. The two halves poof, the three whole zombies run, and the pile of bones in the corner shudders. 
Vera: N O.
Vera manages to kill one of the zombie goblins before turning to the bone tornado, which has set it’s sights on Jasna. Jilly is taking potshots at two of them that’re running away from Magnoilia down the hall. Nitahn wakes up confused and starts to play his accordion. Jasna tries shield bashing the bones to little success. Vera smites evil on the bone monster and does a lot of damage, yelling out to her comrades basically ‘hey do holy shit’ beccause it’s a zombie.
Jansa gets engulfed by the pig storm and Nitahn rushes to help and succesfully bull rushes her out of the swarm. Boney boy gets mad and tries to get her again, and Nitahn sucessfully pulls her out, but gets swarmed himself. Jasna shield bashes again to moderate sucess.
meanwhile: the paladin, cleric, and bard are all trying to get a hand on this bone tornado because using healing spells are touch attacks. Finally Jilly gets a hand on it and does the damage needed. Then it’s some benny hill bullshit as the party tries to chase down the two fleeing zombies. Vera gets one dead and Nitahn belly dances past the other to block it off. Jasna gets behind it and they block it in, eventually killing it.
Meanwhile the entire time I’ve been rolling a cons check because Vera has been very visibly distressed this entire time. ‘There is no rest for the angry dead’ repeated like a mantra, literally yelling NO when the bone pile raised up, ‘It’s weak to hold, use- I don’t care just kill it kill it’. Right after they kill the last zombie is when Vera fails her cons check. She turns to the wall and throws up on the ground. It’s at this point Anya disables her ghost lights, so they’re in pitch darkness. Vera kinda shut down for a second, causing Magnolia and Jasna to both grab her and carry her out of the tunnel.
Vera cleans her mouth out and takes out her flask, taking a few sips. The group decides to head back through the mines into town. They get there and Anya knocks on the door before shoving Vera to the forefront, as she’s become the face of the group. After some deliberation the guards unlock the door, muttering about haivng torches and if the group wasn’t who they said they were, they’d set them on fire.
Illuminated by torchlight was a paladin who was a bit scruffed up and holding a flash. “If you hit me with your torches, by all that’s holy, Goddess forgive me for what I do to you.” (or something like that.) Rolled a 24 for intimidate. Guards fucking book it.
Minor deliberation in the group with Vera about short circuiting. Yells after the guards (”What are you yelling, beccause they might just keep running”) “Hey, I’m sorry, it was bad down there please get back here and do your jobs!” Lights come on in houses, but with a 28 new guards come up. Said guard tries to make a joke when Vera’s like ‘it’s good you keep that under guard’ and is like ‘Oh, so if we hear your voice on the other side we shouldn’t let you in?’ and Vera’s just like. Dead faced. “If you hear my voice coming from the other side of the door, I’m not using it anymore. You gather everyone you can and be prepared to kill what’s on the other side.” 
Guard is like ‘uhhh’ and a few of Vera’s friends take notice of how specific she was. She eventually explains to Anya that her Grandmama (great grandmother, but that’s what they call her) came from Rusk on a land route. During the caracan trip a boy got lost. He started crying from the woods at night, saying he was trapped and begging for help. But he wasn’t wearing his skin anymore. Something else was pretending to be him. And that’s why Vera doesn’t go in the woods. On the way back Nitahn looks for an offering for the caravan’s soothsayer. He finds mushrooms. Yay! Red spotted ones!
Magnolia just barely passes a knowledge nature check and is like ‘hon put those down’. Nearby, close wolves wail. Nitahn quicklly leaves the woods.
The next morning a few of the party members go to the soothsayer to get her to explain the spell she cast on Anya, Magnolia, and Jhayke the previous day. Through some oh fuck it’s 7AM
-Nitahn and soothsayer switch to dormund to not be overheard, but Mags had prepared the spell to comprehend languages. She overheard the whole thing. The three of them may or may not be married.
-jilly asks patchouli about vampires in the area. That, combinded with his bardic knowledge, has him 100% confirmed they are dealing with vampires. Procedes to have a 24 hour bender because, oh fucking christ, vampires.
-Jasna, Vera, and Anya head into town to talk with the mayor about vampires. Vera insinuates that the mayor is pretty enough to have slept his way to power in a bigger city. Mayor is confused. Eventually a butcher approaches them and asks if the caravan might be interested in buying meat. They get a bit more information from him, his usual buyer hasn’t came by. A dark haired pale man.
-all three have a simelutaneous realization that Jilly had said the Goblins said they took the human for food, but kept him alive for three days. Someone, prboaby the pale man, has been buying meat and feeding the goblins to get humans.
-Heading past the mayors house they hear someone arguing, shrieking about the gypsies stealing her son. Mayor is like ‘omfg we have confirmation it was fuckign goblins’ ‘NO HE’S IN HTE CARAVAN MY KIDS SAW HIM’
-Give the news to patchouli, who’s pretty pleased anyone wants to trade with the caravan. Vera brings up what she overheard, and lets him know just how much Havalah (nitahn) looks up to him, how he’s a bright shining pure soul, and if Patchouli is doing anything to tarnish that she’d act accordingly.
-while in town delivering a messge to the butcher they look for the woman who’s son was ‘kidnapped’. turns out she is a horrible person and vera instantly stops giving a shit. similar reacton from Jasna.
-that night, Vera’s helping on watch and Anya’s doing patrol. They spot a young man abandoning his post and sneaking into town. They follow, eventually finding him crawling into a window. Anya overhears after climbing up (leaving vera behind and below because vera’s got a -6 to climb and move silently) that the boy is leaving the caravan to be with the girl he’s fallen in love with.
-”patchouli isn’t leaving tomorrow if he’s stayed three weeks here for that one missing kid.’
-Next morning Anya and Vera head to Patchouli and they tell him a kid’s ran off into town. Patchouli reacts badly. Vera and Jasna react badly to his reacting badly. Anya mitigates the situation. Nitahn shrinks in horror when Vera and Jsana both say some pretty awful shit to Patchouli. Patchouli takes two guards and heads into town with Anya leading and Vera and Jasna providing a foil.
-”If you drag tht boy out of that house you’ll never have his heart again. He’ll leav you behind at first chance or try to betray you.” Vera advises, because running away in the middle of the night is something she emphasises heavily with.
-Jasna rolls a whopping 1 diplomacy when talking to patchouli. She also emphasises leaving your hoome for love.
-In town he knocks on the door and is like ‘WHERE’S MY BOY’ and the dad is quickly like ‘’DIANA THERE BETTER NOT BE NO BOYS IN YOUR ROOM” and they head upstairs with Anya. Meanwhile, Vera’s kind of making eye contact with Jasna as they both ave the same idea: climb up the fucking wall and let the kids know.
-as patchouli and Dianda’s dad try to yell at thier kids while simeltaneously not insultiing the other parent’s child, anya succesfully disables the door in front of them while Jasna gets them out the window. The argument has drawn people from town.
-meanwhile Nitahn hears an argument and goes to a caravan with an open door, where a young woman is trying to pull a young man away from a screaming older woman. He initally assumes the guy’s snuck into a woman’s caravan and tries to help her restrain him, but at the woman’s filthy words he’s like ‘okay bear hug time to get her the fuck out.’ the fight goes to a fever pitch
-in town, they can hear the fight. Bart the idiot traveler goes running back to the caravan, while the guards alert patchouli. The townspeople also head over.
-missing boy from town has fallen in love with a travler girl. It’s adorable. Mother’s shrieking, girl is fed up and is like ‘HE’S GOING TO STAY BECAUSE HE’S THE FATHER OF MY CHILD’ and the assembled group is like OOOOOH like tv drama
-Jilly suggests to Patchouli that htye basically swap kids, bart for the villiage boy (Plus the traveler girl is already preggers, that’s essentially two people) and they hold a double wedding to sort of bring light after both the caravan and the twon have lost people. Patchouli agrees with Jily’s logic. Jilly is still drunk. Jilly has been day drinking.
-the mayor finds his voice, yells for people to shut up (after magnolia, the big beautiful orc, goes up to people indivdually and shushes them) and the plans for a wedding occour.
scene out.
3 notes · View notes
milkcartonbastard · 7 years
Text
A Not So Beautiful Thing
This is the second part of- http://luddlebubble.tumblr.com/post/162010957103/the-beginning-of-a-beautiful-thing
Warnings- Birth. I also know nothing about birth, so I’m going off of what I’ve seen on television…
Note- This is the part two to the first Darry X Reader where Darry’s lady-friend got preggers. I shouldn’t be allowed to name ANYTHING.
~~~
  Darry’s hand was spread out across your belly as you two slept. Your gigantic planet of a stomach was taking up most of the room in the bed, but Darry still insisted on sharing a bed with you. You were laying on your side and he was curled up next to you. It was sweet really.
  You had been woken up by small pains in your stomach. It was different then what it felt like with the babies kicking. It felt a bit like cramping. You screwed your face up and sat up. Darry moved with you. His eyes snapped open and he watched you carefully.
  “You gotta go to the bathroom, Y/n?” Darry asked. You gritted your teeth and shook your head. Darry’s eyes widened and he threw the covers off of himself. “Is it time?”
  “I think I’m having contractions. I think I’m going into labor!” You gritted your teeth as another contraction pulled your muscles. You’d noticed your stomach had been laying lower about a week before and that was always the first sign of labor. Oh, you knew it was coming. At least you’d carried until the nine month mark.
  “I’ll wake everyone up and start the truck!” Darry was yanking his pants on and stuffing his socked feet into shoes. You swung your legs over the side of the bed and turned on the lamp before trying to stand. Darry was hollering at the boys to wake up. Johnny, with sleepy eyes and messy hair, walked into your room and helped you wobble out of the room. You were cradling the bottom of your bump.
  The entire gang had decided to stay over at the Curtis house when you’d reached 38 weeks pregnant. You were, now, about 40 to 41 weeks. Well, that didn’t seem to matter now that labor was starting.
  “Oh, shit.” The words followed the sound of the screen door slamming shut. Darry was in the front of the house looking extremely frightened. His face was pale and Two-Bit didn’t look too alright either. You paused slightly and looked at Darry carefully.
  “What’s wrong?” Your mind began to go into hyper drive. Darry pointed over his shoulder and you looked. A white substance had overtaken everything with a different color. It was above the porch’s steps and the truck looked submerged. You felt your knees begin to buckle.
  “There’s five and a half feet of snow and it’s the middle of the night. The roads are covered and we’re snowed in.” Darry’s pale face made sense now.
  “And I’m in labor. Oh my god.” You were ushered to the couch. As soon as you sat down another contraction hit and it was worse than the first couple. You grabbed onto the arm of the couch and breathed in deeply instead of screaming.
  “You’re having contractions?!” Ponyboy’s eyes were wide and he looked wild.
  “Of course she is! Why do you think we’re trying to get her to the hospital?” Dallas exclaimed. Pony shook his head violently.
  “No! When was your last contraction? Besides the one you just had?” Pony asked. Everyone was watching you and Pony with tense bodies.
  “Less than two minutes.” You stated softly. Pony looked at Darry with a serious look. You could see the gears turning in the youngest Curtis’ head. He scoffed and motioned to you.
  “She would have given birth in your truck. You wouldn’t have made it to the hospital even without the snow.” Pony stated and began to shift his weight from one foot to the other.
  “Aargh!” You gripped the couch’s arm and gritted your teeth. Someone’s hand was on your shoulder and another grabbed your free hand.
  “What do we do?” Soda asked urgently. You breathed out once the contraction ended and tried to relax against the back of the couch.
  “We’re birthing the babies.” You stated dryly. You heard seven people gulp suddenly and simultaneously.
  “We don’t know how!” Steve exclaimed. You shot him a look and then looked to Pony. Pony was counting on his fingers and mumbling. You knew a plan when you saw one.
  “Okay! We need towels, hot water, scissors, blankets, and rags!” Pony exclaimed and everyone scattered. “And coffee! Alright, we need to move her to a bed? She can’t give birth on the couch, man.”
  Johnny and Darry helped get you to Darry’s room. They pulled the sheets off of the bed and helped you onto it. You rested your head against the headboard. Oh, god. It was really happening. It was really time. Darry held your hand as you had to pull your pants off. You did and let the large shirt, it was Darry’s old one, cover your body down to your thighs.
  “Alright, got the towels, blankets, and rags.” Two-Bit rushed into the room and plopped them down onto the foot of the bed. He pushed two rolled up towels under the bend of your knees and stuffed pillows behind your back. You were sitting up now and holding your stomach. It felt bad already and you weren’t even pushing yet.
  “Aghh!” You clutched Darry’s hand and started breathing through another contraction. It lasted a hell of a lot longer than the other ones. Soda brought a bowl of hot water into the room and put it on the nightstand beside the bed. He took your free hand and began rubbing your right shoulder. You exhaled once the contraction ended.
  “Alright, let’s get started!” Pony walked in the room and his face immediately turned pink. His ears were like little beacons. You suppressed a yell as another contraction tore into you. You were in pain, to say the least.
  “What’s wrong, Pony?” Soda asked. Darry turned his attention to his youngest brother. Pony hesitated and pointed to your legs. They’d thrown a blanket over your legs so you didn’t have to feel so exposed.
  “You need to check and see how far she’s… dilated.” Pony stated. Another contraction hit and the two boys by your side couldn’t move.
  “Check and see, Pony. We’re stuck here,” Darry squeaked out. Your knuckles were white from clutching their hands so hard. Pony made his way to the foot of the bed quickly. You were in the middle of a contraction and didn’t care. The other boys, Two-Bit, Steve, Johnny, and Dally were standing in the doorway by the upper part of the bed. They watched apprehensively as you braced through your muscles pulling together.
  “She is,” Pony lifted the blanket up slightly and squinted through his embarrassment. “About five centimeters dilated. I think she’s supposed to start pushing at four?”
  “No! You push at 10 centimeters, Ponyboy!” You exclaimed as you exhaled and relaxed a bit. Soda and Darry exhaled with you. Ponyboy nodded and fixed the blanket to cover you again.
  “Oh, yeah. We might have a while to wait then.” Ponyboy walked toward the nightstand with a rag he’d grabbed from the end of the bed. He rung the water out and placed it on your forehead and he placed another one behind your neck. It felt really unreal that your twin babies were about to be delivered in the Curtis house by a gang of rowdy (wonderfully, of course) greasers.
~~~Time skip a few hours~~~
  “Dammit, Pony. Check!” Johnny shouted. Pony, red in the face again, checked to see how far along you were. His eyes widened and he raised up quickly.
  “She’s about 10 centimeters. She can push now!” Pony exclaimed. The boys started chattering in the doorway excitedly. You groaned horribly and clutched Dallas and Steve’s hands. Darry and Soda had called a break for themselves since you’d nearly broken their hands. They were hoping some of the snow had melted and that they could get you to a hospital. It was warmer, but there seemed to be more snow than earlier. It was a blizzard out there. The first snow storm of the year and it decided to happen at the same time as your labor.
  “Alright, are you ready?” Steve asked. You nodded and sat up a little bit more. Sweat was running down the sides of your face and you were ready to get the babies out of you and into the world.
  “Alright, Y/n, push.” You rolled your shoulders back and began to push. You felt movement, like a baby was being pushed into the world. It hurt like hell. It felt like you were pushing a watermelon out of your body. It was excruciating, yet it was the only way.
  “I see the baby’s head! I see the-” Pony’s eyes rolled into the back of his head and he collapsed onto the floor. You screamed out in pain and someones hands were placed on your knees. You looked up and saw Two-Bit and Johnny at the foot of the bed. Steve had let go of your hand and was pulling Pony into the hall. You felt yourself fold up and you pushed more. The baby was lodged, almost.
  “I can’t push anymore! Something’s wrong!” You cried out the words, red in the face. Johnny looked at the crowning baby.
  “I can see the top of the head. I think the shoulders have jammed the movement. Try to push!” Johnny patted the top of your knee and you ground your teeth. You tried to push, but it was like you were being torn open. You grabbed Johnny’s arm an pulled him close to your face.
   "That is not how it works.“ You growled. Johnny’s eyes widened and he began to blush and his mouth moved up and down, but no words came out. "Now, you are going to put your hands inside of me and pull this wonderful fucking miracle out of me.”
  “Yes, Y/n.” Johnny grabbed for the baby’s head. He rotated the shoulders and the baby just slide out. It wailed and you felt it kick you in the thighs a bit. Two-Bit was just staring at the baby with wide eyes. You groaned and sat up a bit more. You could see the baby moving between your legs.
  Two-Bit snapped out of it and pulled out his switch blade. He grabbed the umbilical cord and separated it so the baby could be moved. Darry was ready with a blanket nearby. He swaddled the baby and held it close.
  “It’s the girl. One more to go, Y/n Curtis. One more!” Darry was crying softly and rocking the baby in his arms. Soda was whooping from the doorway, Steve and Dallas were patting your shoulders, Johnny was recuperating himself with a sip of his coffee, Two-Bit was cleaning his switchblade, and Pony was still unconscious.
  “Take deep breaths and then we’re going to push again.” Johnny placed his hands on your knees and you took in a few more breaths. You started to push again. You were screeching as you felt movement again. Johnny was ready this time and rotated the baby’s shoulders. This one didn’t cry. You didn’t feel any tiny feet kick you and it was like the world was holding it’s breath.
  You sat forward and tugged your hands free. You picked up the baby carefully and started patting it. Maybe it was choked up or maybe it was just unaware. You felt something tugging at your chest as the quiet of the room continued.
  “Y/n…” Soda’s voice was thick and cracked. You were crying now, too hard to do anything. Dallas took the baby from your hands and patted it like he was trying to burp it. A hiccup sounded out and wailing began to sound throughout the room. The baby boy was crying.
  “It’s a boy, in case you didn’t know.” Dallas said with a roll of his eyes. You were sobbing happily as Two-Bit cut the umbilical cord with his switch blade.
  “What happened to the scissors?” You asked. Two-Bit grinned broadly and patted your knee.
  “We couldn’t find any. I improvised.” You laughed and saw Darry start making his way toward you. The blanket was across you legs now and you were leaning against the bed. You felt exhausted, honestly. Darry gave you your daughter and let you hold her. The boys were all sitting on the bed, piled around you.
  “Well, what are the names?” You grinned as you looked down at your daughter. Darry was looking down at your son. You motioned for him to come closer. You whispered the name you liked for the girl and he whispered the one he liked for a boy. You both nodded at each other.
  “For our girl- Ophelia Jellybean Curtis.” Darry stated. The room nodded in agreement. “We can call her Beans for short.”
  They all looked to you. You smiled and licked your chapped lips. “For a boy- Bellamy Chase Curtis.”
  Everyone was all smiles and giggles. Ponyboy was starting to stir in the hallway outside. You remembered grabbing Johnny and gave him a side hug. He tensed before hugging you back. “Sorry for being rude earlier. Birth does that to a person, I guess. You alright?”
  “Yeah, I’m fine. I just delivered two babies at the age of sixteen. I kinda feel… good. Thanks for getting pregnant, Y/n.” Johnny stated. You pursed your lips and glanced toward Darry.
  “That was all Darry’s doing. I just laid there.” You laughed at Darry’s ruby red face. Johnny laughed behind his hand. Dallas coughed and broke you out of your laughing.
  “Next time you conceive your children, make sure that the birth isn’t on a snow day. Honestly, guys.” Dallas stated and the room agreed. He was wiggling Jellybean’s toes, which caused her to kick him. He grinned mischievously. He cooed at her and threw his tough guy reputation out of the window.
  “Happy Birthday, you two.” Uncle Soda smiled as he was given Bellamy to hold. A nice and tired chorus of Happy Birthday was sang throughout the room. You looked at Darry and kissed him sweetly. He smiled behind your lips, his stubble scratching your chin.
  “I love you, Y/n.” He sighed and you handed Beans to Johnny. Two-Bit had already called dibs for next. You kissed Darry’s nose and relaxed against the headboard.
  “I love you too, Darry.”
159 notes · View notes
myth0sinwndrlnd · 7 years
Text
my experience with caffeine
~ This is a long post so if you don’t want to read it, I understand. There are some interesting things to hear if you are considering quitting or cutting down on coffee/caffeine here. However, all the things that I have put into this post are from personal experience and should not be taken as a professional or scientific fact. I am merely putting this out there because it’s just an interesting thing I’ve been going through during the past couple of months and I wanted to put it down. Also, there are certain drinks and certain companies mentioned in this post. They do not have a correlation to the situation that I was in. They just happen to be the things that I was drinking/the places I was going during that time. Thank you :3 ~
So, I have been a fan of coffee for a long time. I had started to drink it in high school, but I wasn’t a cup or two every day. It was more like a treat for me whenever we went to the mall or something.
After that, when I got into college, I legit was having two to three cups of coffee a day to keep me up and wake me up in the morning. And while that was all well and good, I found that the more that I would drink, the less it would effect me after a while. This is natural. You drink enough coffee, soon it takes more to wake you up.
Yet, unlike a smart person who would’ve thought to cut back, I just went stronger. This is when Starbucks introduced the Flat White. Which is, essentially, shots of espresso and milk. That’s it. And let me tell you that is what I drank for a long ass time.
At first, I would have maybe two shots of espresso in the drink a day. Yet, after a while, it got to the point where I was having 3-4 shots of espresso a day.
Let me put this into perspective of how bad that is.
If I had 5 shots of espresso in my drink, I would’ve been at my daily limit recommended for caffeine for the day of my age range. And due to my asthma and stimulant use, I would’ve been at risk for adverse effects such as heart palps. 
Let that sink in. 
5. 
5 shots of espresso is all it would’ve taken.
This is also on top of my 40mg of ADHD meds that I’m taking. Yep, that’s right. I was having 4 shots of espresso daily on top of, essentially, a chemical that was a member of the amphetamine class. That’s no good.
Now I was drinking coffee/espresso like this for a long ass time. Like months. And then I realised that I was starting to develop addiction symptoms that weren’t unlike me when I was in college and smoking. I needed a coffee or I would be irritable, angry, and lethargic. And I would just not talk to anyone at my workplace until I got my coffee. I was that bad.
** I would just like to stop here and say that no. I am not equating my coffee “addiction” to someone who is severely addicted to drugs in any capacity. It was not that bad. I was not “jonesin” for the coffee at any point. I am merely finding the similarities between my smoking habits in college to my coffee habits later in life. **
Alright.
So, after I started to see that, I realised that I needed to cut back. Like completely. So, I did the only thing that I knew that I could do.
I stopped.
I stopped ordering Flat Whites. I stopped drinking coffee in general for a long time and I switched to tea. Now, tea has caffeine in it. At least the tea that I drink. But it doesn’t have nearly the large amount that I was drinking regularly at that moment in time.
And I started to feel better.....after the weird symptoms I had.
I legit got the shakes at one point. I got irritable. I was angry and the most tired that I think I’ve ever felt. I even threw up one morning (and subsequently gave myself a panic attack cause I thought I was preggers, but that’s neither here nor there). I got so irritable that on a day that I was working from home I put my cat in the bathroom for about an hour so that I could vacuum in peace. Why did I do this? Cause she was bapping the vacuum while it wasn’t even running (no, don’t worry, I didn’t throw her in there or yell at her. And I did take her out when I realised I wasn’t actually mad at her).
I had experienced these types of symptoms before.....when I quit smoking. (see ** message above)
I was going through a very very very minor version of withdrawal. Withdrawal from caffeine.
That’s when I knew I had to stop.
I was on tea for a long time. I think I had been two months without a cup of coffee save for the few here and there when I went to visit my parents. And even then, I didn’t finish the whole cup. 
Now, let’s fast forward to these past three weeks: the three weeks of allergy hell I’ve been living in. I have been tired from allergies. I was being late for work. I needed a push. So, on a whim, I decided to try the new Iced Flat White and other iced espresso beverages that were at Starbucks.
Just one or two a week to get me through allergies right? Wrong.
Holy crap did something super weird happen y’all.
Well, what happened first was poor self control. I actually missed how I was on coffee that I went from one or two a week to one a day again. And, it was close to 4 shots again. Yeah, I know what yer sayin. Way to go, Beck.
But I have chastised myself enough about that.
What is weirder is that after the first week, I started to get very nauseous in the afternoons. Like, bedridden, gagging, dry heaving, sweaty nauseous.
During the first week, it was just once maybe twice.
Yet, the next week, it was every day. Now, I can’t be gettin nauseous every afternoon. I have shit to do. So I decided to test something out and get all scientific.
For the past week, I did a test. I drank my normal tea for two days. And then I drank my 4 shots and coconut milk for the next two days. I did that for about a total of 3 days each (two tea, two coffee, one tea, one coffee).
What I realised is that my body was not too happy on the days that I was drinking coffee. And it was completely fine, albeit a bit more tired in the afternoon, on the days that I would drink tea.
So, after compiling the “data” that I got, I realised something. My body was getting nauseous due to the caffeine. I had “quit” the high dosage for so long, that introducing it back into my system wasn’t like riding a bike. It was like taking an adrenaline shot to the face after sleeping for about 12 hrs (I know not scientifically correct, but that’s how I felt).
After this, I decided. Nah. No more. So, I’m back to tea in the morning and coffee as a treat.
I am going to miss the coffee. I do love espresso and my family are coffee nuts and snobs to the max. But, I think that there is something to be said about cutting back on something in order to benefit yourself as well as maybe taking a moment to appreciate something.
I found that the times that I did drink coffee after cutting back, I would appreciate it more. It wasn’t just coffee. It had different scents and flavours and aromas. Something I didn’t appreciate before when I was using it to just beat the fatigue.
And it has even given me a chance to experiment with more tea. Something I have been wanting to do for ages.
Now, if you made it to this part of the post, wow dood you didn’t have to do that :3. But, it means that you are either curious or you are going through something along this spectrum.
And if you are going to glean anything from this personal experience, let me just leave you with this: Your body knows what the fuck is up better than you do sometimes.
• Listen to it. • Learn the signs. • Do research on dosages and side effects of certain chemicals in foods and how much you should be having for your weight/height/age. • See if you should even be having that much of that chemical/food/drink if you have a preexisting condition or are taking medication (turns out I shouldn’t have been having that much caffeine ever due to being on the ADHD meds I am on) • Don’t think that you can just get over it or muscle through it.
Your body knows how to run itself. Even if you think it doesn’t. Listen to it. It could be telling you something super important.
TL;DR
Was ingesting too much caffeine for a long ass time. I stopped after realising how bad it was for me personally to be doing that. It sucked. Got back on that horse during allergy season. Suffered for it. Now back on only tea and coffee for treats. LISTEN TO YOUR FUCKIN BODY IT KNOWS WHAT’S UP FAM.
2 notes · View notes
Text
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
"Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
BEST ANSWER:  Try this site where you can compare quotes: : http://averageinsurancecosts.xyz/index.html?src=tumblr 
RELATED QUESTIONS: 
How much is car insurance for a teenager under 18 years old?
If you share the car with someone, is the car insurance higher for two people instead of one? If so how much more?""
""I just got my license, can I drive my mom's car before calling insurance?""
I got my license on Friday and was wondering if I would be able to drive my mom's car tomorrow (Monday)? Our insurance company (Country) won't be open until Tuesday, so I won't be able to update our policy until then. Is this legal? :/ Thanks!""
Where can I find affordable car insurance for a kit car?
I recently purchased a car that was given a kit car title instead of a rebuilt title and now I have no clue who will insure it! I live in Florida and the cars title lists it as a 2006 Neon. Geico won't do it.. they are who I have now.. Any info would be greatly appreciated!!
Are local insurance companies better than global ones?
I moved to salt lake city not long ago and I m looking to insure my motorcycle for the summer but so far every websites I tried online have prices and monthly rates that are very expansive !! Does anyone know if it is best to get insured with a local insurance company or a big one like progressive ???
Paying 10k a year for car insurance?
with a great driving record for 3 cars total is that even possible to charge that much. I have been told that if I move to Illinois it will cost that much.
Are fire insurance mandatory in California(near Los angeles)?
If a house is all paid for, is fire insurance still mandatory? If your house catches on fire and gets completely burned down, when does fire insurance pay you? Also how does fire insurance determine how much to pay you?""
Someone who knows California car insurance?
So my parents are out of town for the weekend and my aunt is watching us. My brother has his permit and he was driving my aunt & I around. My aunt was in the passenger seat. So my mom called saying that my brother can't drive until she gets back because he is not under her insurance. Is this true ? Or is she just saying that ?
The best insurance for mommy and baby?
Right now, Im about 5 weeks preggers and I have no insurance and Im not able to find a job since no one is hiring. I just been doing some babysitting jobs while my boyfriend works two jobs for the baby and me. What will be the best insurance for my baby and me? One that covers ultrasounds, doc appoinments and hospital bills? Help me please.""
Do i need insurance to clean a church?
do i need insurance to clean a church?
""Car Insurance, i passed my Drving test yesterday,Insurance Premiums?""
I live in Manchester(longsight), passed test yesterday, age:17...,can anyone plz tell me that how much will be the insurance premium for me(new driver), i asked from some of the insurers and most of them told that my insurance premium will be at least 2000. is it? Can any one tell me about some cheap insurance company who's price is 1000 or near about. Thanks.""
Does your insurance go up?
If you park in a bus stop zone, in NYC, and get a ticket. Does your car insurance go up? What happens? I paid it off right away in like 2 hours, will there be something else?""
Whats the cheapest quote you have gotten for your car insurance?
were you happy with the quote? what company was it with? are u still with that company?
Forced placed auto insurance?
I'd been trying to have forced place insurance removed for quite a few months now, and after reading some stories here, see I'm not alone. I've always had full coverage insurance but since I switched carriers it was one thing after another ... Add them as lien holder -done, didn't receive notice from insurance company, didn't receive fax with notification, etc. .... Now, some months later, I'm in an accident and car may be totaled (not good news since the loan balance exceeds the cars worth). Am I correct in understanding that the lien holders forced insurance policy will relieve me of any difference in the balance, similar to if I had gap insurance?""
Do I call my Insurance?
I ran a little over a yeild sign and the guy swerved to miss me. There was damage to his bumper and so we decided to call the police and report the damage that way. Our insurance was taken and everything. There was no damage to my car. Do I call my insurance and let them know or will his insurance deal with them? This is my first time in an accident.
How do i set up a car insurance company?
im looking to set up a car insurance company in the uk. I am quite business minded but am not in a position to be spending thousands of pounds to set it up. would be greatful of any info on how I go about things thanks
My car was registered to an insurance company?
I bought a car about 2 years ago from a private owner. I just stumbled onto a free VIN report and it says the car was leased then titled to insurance co. No accidents though. Does this merely mean repossession or possible accident?
How does auto insurance work in at fault collision?
Hello, I am curious as to how my auto insurance policy would cover body damage to my car. I have comprehensive/collision coverage, as it is only a few years old and still owed by the bank. I accidentally ran into the side of my garage, and the front right side and bumper have scratches/dents in it. The nearest body shop quotes average in the 1800 dollar range for repairs, which I don't have. Can I have my insurance cover this, with a 500 dollar deductible, and if so, will it affect my insurance rates? My insurer is California State Automobile Association. Thanks.""
Cancel Geico Insurance Online?
Is it possible to cancel my insurance online?
How much will my car insurance renewal be?
I am currently insured with Admiral for my car. My insurance is up for renewal next month and I am just wondering if anybody with prior experience of them knows how much of a discount i may expect, if anything at all. My insurance last year was around 1,100 I am 22, I have had my licence for 4 years, And I will now have 1 years no claims. Thanks in advance :) Rob""
Car insurance question ? And leasing a brand new car question HELP!?
im planning on leasing a brand new bmw 08 , but the lease says $357. Ok, in the end what do i have to pay? im talking about after paying the down payment.. how does the insurance work? Every month do i actually pay 357 or is there taxes including, and insurance.. im confused about the insurance part cause do u pay with bmw insurance or lik for example geico..... i dont get it.. someone help.. how ddoes it all work wat are the final costs of a monthly leasE?""
""I am 17 and looking into purchasing a black 1996 Bmw 328i convertible for $7000, what would my insurance be?""
The car is in my price range, but im just trying to research how much insurance will be. I am 17 have good grades, an Eagle Scout and in National Honor society and my annual mileage would be anywhere from 5-10,000k""
Will my insurance go up?
will my insurance go up if i got a ticket for carless operation? the officer said there wont be any points on my licence but if will my insurance go up? and will i get points on my insurance?
Can i collect life insurance after a murder.?
My dad has a large life insurance policy on him and i am the head beneficiary. if he happens to be murdered by some unknown suspect would i be able to collect the money or would it have to be accidental or natural death.
""Would it be fair if I give you a bit of tax hikes, since you can now save on more affordable health care which?
I gave to you?
Car insurance for teens?
can someone guess how much my car insurance will be? im 16 years old i own a 2007 lexus gs and i never got a ticket... my mom said it would be around $200, but im kinda hoping it's a lot lower lol.""
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
""Pregnant and no health insurance, what can i do?
Im 6 weeks pregnant and i dont have health insurance. I have a full time job and my husband does also but I cant get health insurance through either company. I know we make too much money for medi-cal but what other insurance company can i contact in California?
Moving out and my father says my insurance rate will go up some $80 or so. Hmmm?
Im 19 years old, and moving out of my parents house within the next month. Im already paying $140/month full coverage through State Farm, and my father says that if I move out, my insurance rates will rise approximately $80, to $220/month. Im just curious as to know if he wants the money himself rather than the insurance company? Fact or Greedy Father?""
Which insurance should i get?
Im 18 and i was involved in a car accident not my fault. well im look to get a new car insurance but i dont know which one to get. I want a low paying insurance, good converge, liability. I would like to know the insurance company and how much a month i would pay. Im think about getting freeway insurance but not sure.""
Range of Insurance rates for a 25yo Canadian (New Driver)?
I am a 25 year old Canadian, buying my first car. It will probably be 6+ years old, valued at less then 5,000. I'm wondering about insurance. I spoke with a broker telling me prices range from 4,000 - 4,500 a year (~$333/mo). This sounds excessive. She also said with third-party coverage the type of car I drive shouldn't matter, which left me with doubts. What should I expect to pay?""
Insurance problems please help?
My mom got insured for my car, and i was wondering if i get in a crash would the policy still cover me? I dont was to put my name on the list cause for myself it costs a 114 to about 200 just for liabilty. I am 18 years old and i drive a chevy malibu""
What cars cheap on insurance but still has over 200 hp?
I'm 18 and I've got a 2.0L 2010 ford focus with just over 150 bhp with my insurance 1,700 but I'm looking for a car with over 200 bhp but still below 2,500 on insurance but under 12,000""
Will my mom's car insurance go up because of my speeding ticket?
Ok...I was driving my mom's suburban truck...I was doing 45 in a 35. I am not on my mom's insurance but the ticket is in my name in my mom's truck. The ticket is 81.50...I only had my license for a year...my mom never had a ticket...ever...so her insurance is like cheap...she gas state farm...will her insurance go up? I don't want to tell her.
How much is motorcycle insurance?
im about to turn 18 and im planing to get a sport bike but i want to know how much the insurance will cost me
Affordable Health insurance for nannys...anyone know of any?
My wife recently switched jobs from a day care where she had health insurance to being a personal nanny for a family with 3 children. We were going to switch her to my health insurance, as my work only has me pay 15% of the cost. I thought this would be the same if I added my wife but we would have to pay full price for her costs (and while the insurance here is great, it is a Cadillac insurance, and is VERY expensive). My question is does anyone know of affordable insurance options for nannys?""
Does filing a claim raise auto insurance rate?
My car was vandalized while I slept. Luckily my car shut itself off when it did not recognize the key. I filed a claim with the insurance. I had comprehensive coverage. When it was time to renew, my rates increased. What is the point of having insurance if you are discouraged from filing a claim? I thought if it was not my fault, my rates do not increase?""
What is the cheapest car insurance for a new driver I can expect?
What is the cheapest car insurance for a new driver I can expect?
Should Insurance companies be forced?
The proof, via memeorandum: Obama administration approves no-cost birth control, including morning after pill Pro-lifers are horrified at the announcement Monday that the Obama administration has approved a recommendation from the Institute of Medicine (IOM) to guarantee full health insurance coverage for birth control, including the so-called morning-after pill, under the Affordable Care Act. The new guidelines, which the Department of Health and Human Services (HHS) labeled historic, will require new health insurance plans to include womens preventive services including FDA approved contraceptives, breast feeding support, and well-women visits  all without charging a co-payment, co-insurance or a deductible  beginning August 1, 2012. The Affordable Care Act helps stop health problems before they start, said HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius in a statement. Babies are a problem now. Remember that Obama equated babies with an STD:""
Motorcycle insurance?
Hey everyone just looking for some good places to go for my motorcycle insurance. I live in california L.A, county more east. Anyways im 27 no tickets anything for the last couple of years. i know you cant tell me a price but i was looking for places that have good deals and customer services. im just looking for liability. 2007 kawaski zzr. thanks guys.""
What's a good job with good health insurance not needing a degree or experience?
I'm a college student looking to find a good job that has affordable health insurance all on which i can find an affordable place to live. Most factory's that have these benefits start with a low pay rate that doesn't seem worth it (after gas is taken out). Any ideas?
How much will insurance cost for a motorcycle in CA if im 20 years old ?
i wanna get a ninja 250cc as my first bike but read that some people pay like 3k for insurance on a bike. ive only had one speeding ticket with my car about a year or so. Im gonna be 21 in about 6 months if that makes a difference.
How much more do men pay for car insurance than women?
If a man and a woman are the ame age, same car, clean driving record, both live in the same city, and every other variable is the same. The only difference is their gender how much more would a man pay?""
Is it cheaper on insurance to have 2 people on the title?
I don't have a very good driving record, and when I had insurance under my name on my old car, I was paying almost as much as the monthly car payments. The bank I received the loan from told me that I had to have insurance under my name on the car. I'm looking to get a new car, and I know that the insurance alone would cost me a lot. If I put someone else's name (such as my father) on the title, along with mine, would I be able to get insurance under his name?""
No insurance for high school sport?
What happens if you don't have health insurance and you wanna try out for a team? Will they disqualify you from even making the team because of it?
How do i apply for medical insurance?
I live in santa ana orange county california. im 21 work part time and independent. what will i need?
If i get a cheap car will my insurance be cheaper or more expensive?
i have a car that i can have given to me it is about 5 years old but cant aford the first years car insurance out right if i sell it and gt a cheaper car will the insurance be cheaper or more expensive because it is an older car? i say this because if so i can sell the car i have and use the money left over to pay for the first ears car insurance. p.s i am a teenage driver which is why im trying to save as much money as i can!
Having insurance from two employers?
My wife and I have insurance through my employer, medical and dental. Her employer wishes to hire her full time and give her benefits, which would include medical, dental, and eye coverage. My question is, can she keep her medical/dental with me, and just take the eye coverage with them, or does she have to choose one employers insurance over the other's? We are pretty happy with our plan right now, and just wish to add the eye coverage that I can't get. Glasses are expensive!""
Need help with car insurance?
Needing full coverage auto insurance and I'm looking for the cheapest route, any suggestions on who to go with?""
Car insurance question?
Hello yes I currently acquired a car from my aunt its a Mazda protege 4dr year 2000 I am wondering if there is any way to get a cheap insurance I am sadly tho only 19 with a G2 i know the likeliness is very unlikely but any help is appreciated and as putting it under my parents apparently both of them are already first drivers for the car and van we already own but is it possible for some one to be first drivers for second car? well anyways any help is greatly appreciated.
How much does it cost do get a lawyer to file for Bankruptcy (Chapter 7)?
I am a single person, low income (waitress), just suffered a major medical expense and no insurance. I have lots of credit card debt, no car, house or student loan debt. How much would it cost a lawyer to file my case with bankruptcy court? Thanks!""
Which insurance to go with?
I am trying to buy a new auto insurance and renters insurance plan. I am 23 years old, married and I have never caused any accidents (or received any tickets). I am looking for an affordable quality insurance company that isn't going to keep messing with me like Progressive and their lame sub contracted renters insurance agency. I have never had any property claims either. A reliable, affordable company...""
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Is the auto-insurance claim information shared if I switch the insurance company?
Hi! I am with auto-insurance company X right now and due to few number of insurance claims that I had made, my insurance is going up. I am wondering if I try to switch to some company Y, will X share my claims information with Y? Thanks!""
Car insurance ?
who knows the most cheapest it car insurance company plz ?
""Car insurance, help please?""
I'm 18 years old & looking into buying a used 2011 nissan Altima from a dealer soon. My mom will be a cosigner for it & I was wondering if I would be able to insure that car under her name as the primary & me as an additional driver? Insurance rates are just too outrageous & unaffordable for my age & for new cars with full coverage so I'm really hoping that it would be possible for her to insure it since she'll be a cosigner. Thanks for all the help & answers, greatly appreciated!""
Can someone convince me Car insurance isn't a complete waste of money.?
I'm only just turning 18 so I've never bought insurance myself my whole life. My stance on insurance is this: You might not have full coverage, they'll try to weasel out of paying you AND you might go for years without getting into an accident. In that time, if you pool up the money you'd have spent on car insurance you'd be able to pay for a car accident anyways. Now I'm just pulling this out of my butt, I don't have much of a basis on saying these things other than its just how i feel about it all, which is why I'm here. What creases me the most out of all this is that i hear car insurance for people my age is high, they treat us all the same and were not given a chance. Apparently no one sees age discrimination if it were slapped on to their face. They force you to have car insurance in Ontario which to me sounds a little ridiculous because i thought insurance was a service, an offer provided by companies, not an obligatory contract the government makes you pay for even if you don't want it. You can see my clear disposition against it at all, quite frankly i about don't wanna drive at all at this point. Though I want to be convinced because Canada's winters are cold, and modern life today kind of requires you to have your own mode of transportation.""
Car accident and switching insurance?
Hi, I was with insurance company A and was planning to move into company B in the next few days. I finalised the quote and premium amount and even received the new set of insurance documents from company B and informed the company A of cancellation. But today i met with a minor accident due to rain puddle leading to my car skidding and causing damage. I have filed a claim with company A but I want to understand how this will affect my premium rates with company B. Do I have to inform them beforehand? What will be the best course of action?""
Does raising your car insurance's deductible really save you money ?
* Does raising deductible on car insurance really save money ?? * Is it worth it and * How much money would you save if you raise your car's deductible from 500 to 1000 dollars Any information would greatly be appreciated....Thanks :)
""For an fha home mortgage what is a rough estimate of how much we can get, me and my wife combined make?""
69,000 a year, we have a car payment at 325, student loans total of 460 a month, a credit card payment of 15 a month with a balance of only 30 left, other than the normal cell phone bill and utilites car insurance etc that basically all we have , my credit score is a 688 , and my wifes will soon be around a 640 so we have the required score for an fha loan""
Where can I find information on low rate home owner's insurance?
I have a hmeowners insurance since I bought my home 10 years ago. The premium has gone up about 25%. Want to find out better rate from good companies - websites etc information
How Much Would Insurance Cost On A Mitsubishi Lancer Evo?
What would be an approximate range on insurance cost for me? I was considering buying a mitsubishi lancer evo and need to factor in the cost of insurance. It would most likely be a 2003. Model: Mitsubishi Lancer Evo Car: Year 2003 Age: I am 16 soon too be 17 State: Oklahoma Occupation: Student (3.5 gpa+) Other Info: I would most likely only drive to school and the gym 5 days a week, less than 10 iles a day round trip. I would be able to pay a higher deductable if need be. Live: with parents Background: Father is a Radiologist - Income: easily 300k+ Although I come from a very affluent family my parents are making me pay for most of my car If I am lucky they will give me a 10k allowance max.""
Cheap car insurance?
I've just decided to restart my lessons after 4 months of being away from them - last failed my test by one minor at the very end of the test was absolutely gutted. I am just about to turn 18 years old and am looking for insurance on my dads Suzuki Baleno. The cheapest I have found so far is 446.60 for fully comp per year with CIS Insurance which I know would be considered cheap, but is there any cheaper?""
Is geico a reliable car insurance in CA? Thanks?
Is geico a reliable car insurance in CA? Thanks?
Affordable insurance?
I want to start a new job They will offer me and my family a great insurance plan expense free The only catch is that it will not take affect for 6 months The present plan paid for by my employer will only last for 30 days once I leave this job Does anyone know of a basic affordable health insurance plan that i can purchase for 5 months Thank You
Auto insurance question?
I had full coverage on my auto policy. My car is at a point where I'm not going to fix it because it would cost more to repair then to replace. However, I'm not going to replace it at this time. My question is, since I will be renting cars at least twice before I get a new car, how do I handle my auto insurance? The policy currently covers rental cars, and is cheaper than the insurance the rental company offers, so I'd like to keep it. should i go ahead and cancel my auto policy, even though I will be driving other cars before i purchase another?""
Do (UK) car insurance companies need to know the car's registered address?
I am a student and thus spend most of my time away from home - I receive correspondence to my university address and my car is kept there most of the time. Essentially all the details ...show more
What is the cheapest online car insurance for an 18 yr old male?
My stepson needs to get some online insurance today............dont have alot of time to research. What would you say is the cheapest car insurance available on line........monthly payments?
Why is the insurance prices so high?
OK from what I have seen from my friends they have been getting car insurance for there cars for about 1000 a year, now when I check on gocompare.com the cheapest quote is around 7000, what is wrong I've only been searching a vauxhall corsa 1.2l. I don't see why it would be that much.""
""Cheap auto Insurance in miami, fl?""
I recently moved here and need to buy insurance for my car. Ive been searching on-line and i am overwhelmed on how expensive the rates are here in fl compared to California where i use to live. I have never had quotes in the 100's. so do u know a cheap auto insurance company here in miami, fl I have a 95 ford mustang cv""
Car insurance for family car?
My mum is learning to drive and my dad got her a small Vauxhall Corsa and the idea was to insure me on the car so I have access to it should I need it. The quote just come in at 1300 ish and well for a car I may or may not be driving that much I am not going to pay it. On my own if I owned the same car I have found insurance of around 700 which is more acceptable. The problem is I don't own the car and my dad is insured on it and my mum is insured on it as a learner, but could I then insure myself on that same car separately? Naturally I'd have to tell them who owns the car but other than that? The main problem is I'm 21, have not driven in three years since passing my test (due to insurance funnily enough) and a student, which is a potent mix for insurance companies ripping you off as much as possible.""
HOW MUCH can my insurance rate rise up after hitting another car? backing up i hit the front right bumper/ligh
I live in California and I have full coverage on my vehicle currently I am 26yrs old and have about 6 yrs with my Dirvers license and NO accidents or tickets on my record. BUT a lot of people mention that my insurance rates will go really high whn an accident happens. I hit the car behind me it donsnt seem to me a a major accident, but a small one. I need help just an advise to know what to expect, please!! maybe in an expert can advise.or other personal experience by someone?""
Can your health insurance drop you if you use marijuana?
Hi everyone, I want to start by saying that I am here looking for an answer to my question. Please keep your opinions of marijuana and and sermons on federal law to yourself. =] I have had stomach, bladder and pelvic problems for several years. I was recently diagnosed with interstitial cystitis and am positive I also have IBS (waiting to see dr). I live in california and have a medical marijuana license. If I didn't use it, I would be unable to work and probably addicted to vicodin and xanax. my bf thinks I should be open and tell my pcp that i use it to treat my chronic pain so that he could possibly offer other reasons for my symptoms (even though i know these symptoms have nothing to do with my use my bf ust wants to hear it for himself). the only thing i am worried about is insurance. do insurance companies kick you if they find out you use? i'm not worried about work finding out, just insurance. thanks!""
""For my first car, what engine size and car do you recommend I get?""
What engine size do you recommend I get? Is a 1.4 liter a lot for a first car? Also, I understand the fact the bigger the engine, the higher the insurance will cost, but since I know nothing about cars I do not really know about all this engine size stuff. Also, apart from insurance, I understand about road tax and MOT, can you tell me how often I need to have an MOT and how much it costs? Thanks.""
What to do when i want to get a car and how much is insurance for a 2000 jetta ? how does payments work?
What to do when i want to get a car and how much is insurance for a 2000 jetta ? how does payments work?
Health Insurance in California!?
Hi there, My girlfriend and I are getting married next year. I am British and she's American and I'm going to move to California to live her. I am just wondering how the whole health insurance matter works in California as there is no national health insurance as far as i know! Thanks guys!""
Classic car ownership in the UK; apparantly there's an advantage over other cars such as cheaper insurance or
tax, or MOT, but I can't remember what...anyone know?""
Is there a good site to compare the insurance rates of different cars?
I'm looking at cars for my son (who just turned 16) and would like to see which cars are best in terms of insurance rates without going through the process of getting a quote for each car.
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Insurance Quotes?
So i just started driving and my parents put my name under the title of our van because the insurance was cheaper. Well i would like to save up and get my own car, but they keep bringing up that the insurance would sky rocket. The van is a '03 Honda odyssey and the car i'm looking at is a '91 Toyota 4runner. If anybody could give me a ballpark estimate of how much the insurance will cost for one verses the other. I'm 16 and live in the zip code 80127. Dont know if any other info is needed. Thanks.""
Cars for teens with good gas mileage and cheap on insureance?
im looking for a reliable car that gets good gas mileage but cheap on insurance. any ideas??
I have a question about car insurance?
Okay I get my license on Monday but i don't have insurance yet due to my grades but does that mean i cant not drive a car that has insurance like my parents cars??? Thanks I really need an answer
Why is health insurance important?
Why is health insurance important?
Why the heck does car insurance make you pay more...?
when you call to file a claim? Like, why do they raise your rates when you call them to use their services that you're already paying for? Someone pryed the emblem off my friends car and he said if he claimed it on insurance his rates would raise just because he claims it. What's up with that?""
What size engine should i get for cheap insurance?
It will be my first car, and i don't really want to be paying allot on insurance, but want a nice nippy little motor. So what size is cheap for insurance but not too small to be really really slow lol.""
Good insurance companies..I want to switch my car insurance..I need advice?
I have my auto insurance with Allstate and they're just ripping me off. They're always bringing up the prices yearly and I want to know where I can get a better offer. My car is a 2004 Elantra and they want to charge me 1 369 $ from March 4th to January 24th and that's just too much. I know there must be a better insurance company out there. Which ones and can I get a quote online ?
Do grades affect insurance on a car?
okay, so, I am learning to drive, and, my parents say that if I don't have at least all B's or a B GPA my insurance will be too expensive. me being a male in a 2 door sports car. do grades really have anything to do with it? I have a C average, right now. what if I pass the drivers ed classroom with flying colors? state of indiana, by the way.""
Where can I apply for free or low cost health insurance?
Im a poor student that works less than 20 hrs a week. I am a permanent resident (not a citizen). Please help. I think im going to die soon (see my other question). I also live in montgomery county maryland if that helps
How much do you pay for car insurance ? meow!?
tell me what type of car you drive its engine what type of fuel it burns size your age country male or female and what type of licence you have....full licence or provisional licence meow! thank you in advance for your time meow! meow!!
""Minor fender benders, insurance, and suspended license?""
if there is minor fender bender, both parties have insurance and exchange info. what could happen if no police report was made, and driver A reports to their insurance company. diver A insurance company then try to contact you, driver B avoids them (even though Driver B was not in the wrong) by avoiding the insurance company can driver B license be suspended, without proof of accident or proof of who was in the wrong. Its been a month since accident, what should Driver B do""
Insurance for 250 Ninja?
I will be buying a new 2011 Kawasaki Ninja 250. I'm 18 yrs old. We will pay the bike in full..... How much will be my insurance on this bike? thanks
How would you change your car insurance if your car was over ten yrs old?
idk what my stupid teacher means by that.. i know that car insurance would increase but im not sure thts what she is asking with this question.. thankyou =]
What type of Life Insurance Should I get?
I am 33 and I'm pretty sure that I want to get term life insurance. I have a wife and 2 kids. It's affordable. I'm in good health. My question is should I get a 15 yr plan or 20 yr plan? Money is a little tight so I'm thinking the 500K or 750K plan.
""Turning 17 in a few years time - group 20 car insurance, how much would that cost??""
as above, please answer, i know im being a tad bit ambitious lol (1995 aston martin db7 fh 2dr coupe) WOOP WOOP!""
Motorcycle insurance for a 17 year old in california?
hey im 17 years old, and got the money together for my first bike. i went down to the dealership and was about to buy the bike when i found out insurance cost like 4k for full coverage. i want full coverage but dont wanna pay through the nose for it. i have not owned a bike before and i really want one, but im not sure if i can aford to. so my question is does anyone know what i should do to resolve my problem? preferably recomendations of good insurance comannys. thanks so much""
Republicans whats the difference between being forced to buy health insurance and car insurance?
If it is unconstitutional to force some to buy to health insurance how is it constitutional to force people to buy car insurance??
Do you have to insure a road legal quad?
One with number plates, i want one. I'm 17 and don't have 5 grand to insure my own car, so what about a road legal quad? Are they loads to insure, or are they free to drive on a road? Thanks.""
How can I pay for my car's insurance?
I'm buying my first car tomorrow. I will be the Legal Owner and Registered Keeper but NOT the main driver (i'll be the 2nd driver of the car) Can I pay for the insurance using my card details (because i own the car and im getting insured on it, im just not the main driver because i will name someone else as main driver) ?? or does the MAIN DRIVER has to pay the insurance using their debit card?""
Why is it that insurance rates are so high in the state of New Jersey?
The insurance rates in New Jersey are higher than any rates in the entire United States. I demand an answer to this outrage! It makes no sense that in California you can pay like $140 for the whole -year- to insure a car, while in NJ you pay like $140 every month.""
Alamo insurance coverage?
i am going to renting a car through Alamo and i only have liability coverage through my insurance plan,how much will it cost for 10 days of coverage? what are my options?""
Why is my car insurance quote so high?
I have been to CompareTheMarket for a quote on car insurance, and the cheapest quote was around 5,000 for a car that costs 250. Why is my quote so high? I'm a first time driver living in an area with a fairly high crime rate. After changing the address to my girlfriends the quote came down to 2,000. This is still way too much considering the cost of the car! Is there any way to bring the insurance cost down? I wont be able to afford to drive at this rate.""
Cheap car insurance...?
If you buy a shitty car for like $500, can you get insurance that only covers the other person in a crash and not you?? I know they used to have this?""
Is california an affordable and nice place to live?
I live in ohio and I want to move to california to go to cal state in concord. I just need a little information from someone who lives there. Like is food and clothes expensive and is it expensive to buy furniture. I have already got the cost of a house and found some cheap ones. I just need to know how much money I will need. So can anyone help?
What does an insurance broker do?
I know it is something to do with insurance, but that's all I know. What schooling do you need for this job and what is the general pay? What does a typical day usually look like for a broker? Do they work for a company or on their own?""
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
Rock Hall Maryland Cheap car insurance quotes zip 21661
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/my-car-insurance-9600-month-i-have-17-year-old-son-needs-lopez/"
0 notes
Why is car insurance so expensive of or young people ?
"Why is car insurance so expensive of or young people ?
Thanks for the answers and I suppose that's right but not all teens plan to crash I happend to be a very carefully driver and do to have a crush so don't have a go at me lol I am not like that at all
BEST ANSWER:  Try this site where you can compare quotes: : http://saleinsurancequotes.xyz/index.html?src=tumblr 
RELATED QUESTIONS: 
What exactly is broad form coverage for car insurance?
my insurance ran out. i dont really need a full coverage on car insurance since my car is old. I have a lifetime medical insurance. Im a pretty confident driver.
""I need short term auto insurance, since i will be on vacation for 45 days in southern california,?
Now my insurance company doesn't cover me in the states
How to insure my car if I go to live in France?
I'm moving to France soon and I would like to keep my english car. Insurance companies are asking for the bonus-malus and I don't know the equivalent in english...so they can't tell me how much it would be...Does anybody had to insure their car in France? What do I need to do? thanks xxxx
Couple questions on motorcycle insurance?
So I recently just bought a motorcycle 07 Yamaha R6S. I'm 19 years old and first time rider. I financed the bike under my name. My parents have Allstate and I'm under there insurance for the car insurance. Can they add a motorcycle under their insurance or do I have to go on my own? If so, how much is full coverage on a bike for a 19 year old? I have 1 ticket on record. Would I be able to just get liability? I live in California. Any advice would be helpful.""
Is car insurance in America cheaper?
I have a Honda civic 2007 (nothing special) sedan and pay $280/month cause I live in Canada, clean record too""
Car Insurance Change?
Hi. I currently own a car insurance with Commerce Insurance Company. It will be expiring this month end. I am thinking to change to Progressive Insurance starting next month. Will this switching of Insurance will be a smooth process? please advice the steps. thanks
Best car to get for the cheapest insurance in the UK for a new young driver?
im nearly 17 and looking to start driving, which car would let me pay the least amount of insurance?""
Low cost healthcare insurance for kids?
Are there low cost healthcare insurance for kids other than Healthy Families? I had healthy families but due to sending my premium late, they disenrolled my kids. I am covered by my employer through Kaiser but there is a significant amount of money deducted if I cover them. Thanks in advance.""
Insurance through the military?
My dad was in the USMC back during the Vietnam War and is now on 100% disability. I was approved for the Dependents' Education through the GI Bill and now I'm wondering if I can get low-cost health insurance through the military as well. I'm 18 and am his only child living at home. We live in New Hampshire and I am currently going to school full time. Like I said, he is on 100% disability through the VA and I was looking at the US Family Health Plan at Martin's Point but I'm not sure if he has to be on the plan so it would be a family plan or if I could do it as an individual plan. He is covered 100% but has to travel like 2.5 hours away to go to Togus in Augusta but I'm not sure if I would be covered in any way through any of this or if I could at least get affordable health insurance through him? Thanks for reading and thanks in advance for any of you who attempt to answer my questions! (:""
Do you need insurance for a driver's permit?
I'm hearing different things from all different places and rather than sifting through all of the crap at the dmvedu website I thought I'd ask you guys and get a straight answer. Do I need insurance to get my permit, or just for my liscense? I live in California, by the way, if that makes any difference with the law.""
Passed driving test recently... going on parents insurance question?
Hi, I passed my driving test last week and have been looking at insurances and they average around 8000, even on my parents car.... they are on admiral multi car one has a 2009 ford fiesta Ztec and another a 2010 ford mondeo.. But my dad who has the mondeo was quoted 2000 for me to be on his insurance and my mam with the fiesta was quoted 3500. What is the best things to do, insurance company to look at and ways to get the price down somehow""
The best insurance for mommy and baby?
Right now, Im about 5 weeks preggers and I have no insurance and Im not able to find a job since no one is hiring. I just been doing some babysitting jobs while my boyfriend works two jobs for the baby and me. What will be the best insurance for my baby and me? One that covers ultrasounds, doc appoinments and hospital bills? Help me please.""
What is a cheap car to insure for an 18yr old
and who does cheap insurance?
Young drivers car insurance question?
i am 20 years old in april and my car insurance is sky high beeing quoted 5000+ for a little 1.1 car there must be a way for it to go down as i see people younger then me driving round in bigger litre cars then me anyone know the secret?
For Farmer's do auto insurance rates increase with cost of repair for a claim?
For Farmer's do insurance rates increase with cost of repair for a claim? Or is it determined by number of incidents and points on your record?
Affordable car insurance for teen drivers?
I am currently 17 and I will have my license for a year on April 28th. I had one minor accident in October but I finally found a car that I can afford payments on that is a really nice car but all the insurance companies are giving me rates over $200 that I can't afford because I don't have the money to pay that and a car payment. Is there anyway I can get the car and get low insurance rates?
If My Mom has insurance coverage can i still get insurance with her if i own my own car?
ok so my mom has car insurance on her car, but she was telling me she registers my car under her name that the insurance will cover me and the car. But if the car is under my name can i still get insurance with her??""
Teenager car insurance?
Hi there. I have heard that there are special companies out there that deal specifically with teenage car insurance. I am 17, own my own car, and will have a stand-alone policy. Does anyone know names of these companies? I live in Ontario, Canada. So far, the cheapest company I found was Bel-Air Direct, with an annual premium of $3100 CAD. Thanks people!!""
What's do you pay for car insurance in your country?
My car insurance in N.Ireland is just over 200 or 346.97USD or 291.19 Euro or 15,351.16INR etc. Thats for an average 4 door saloon. I would like to compare that with other countries, if possible.""
What decreases vehicle insurance rates?
What decreases vehicle insurance rates?
How much would car Insurance be for a 16 year old girl?
I live in Michigan. Thank you :)
Health insurance help please?
My husband and I were dropped by our health insurance company. We think it's because we started using our coverage (miscarriage). My husband is a contractor so the insurance they offer is pathetic and doesn't cover anything. But, we can't afford to being paying high deductibles and premiums. We make too much to get on medicaid, so we fall in the middle. Are there any programs or resources available for the average class family?""
Am i covered with auto insurance when i drive off of the used car lot?
Am i covered with auto insurance when i drive off of the used car lot?
Student health insurance and graduation?
I purchased a years worth of student health insurance (aetna/chickering), but I am graduating right now..(late December). What happens now ? Will my insurance be canceled or will be cut if the unthinkable happens and the clinic tries to verify my insurance ?""
Will my moped NO CLAIMS BONUS affect my car insurance?
MY first ever car was 5000 to insure so i bought a moped for 300 and the insurance was 170. When the year is up, if i havent made any claims and I have a NCB on my moped, will this then reduce the cost of my car insurance?""
Why is car insurance so expensive of or young people ?
Thanks for the answers and I suppose that's right but not all teens plan to crash I happend to be a very carefully driver and do to have a crush so don't have a go at me lol I am not like that at all
What do I do if my car got hit while it was parked? Insurance wise?
A lady from across the street hit my car while she coming out her driveway. My car was parked and no one was inside. My car has never been hit before, so I really don't know much about the insurance or any of that stuff. What the police department gave me is a little piece of paper that says your complaint # . They didn't give me any of the other person's info. And they told me to call my insurance company and tell them the complaint number. So, how does this go? Do I have to call my insurance company or do I have to call the other person's insurance company? And who is responsible for loaning me a car while my car is getting fixed?""
What is the cheapest business insurance out there?
I'm looking into starting a new small business owned by myself and a partner. What are some less expensive business insurance companies out there?
Do i need full insurance if I finance a car?
I have 2500 I want to put down on a car that cost 5000 Do I need full insurance? I live in NY
How much do you pay for your home owner's insurance?
I am doing a survey and this would really be helpful for me. Please let me know how much you pay for your home owner's insurance. If you pay monthly or yearly. The location of your home. The value of your home. How big your home is. If you have flood insurance. And what you have as your deductable.
Average motorcycle insurance for a young married couple?
my fiance and i are thinking about getting a motorcycle in about a year. how much would insurance cost for an average bike? we will be 20.
Question for uk drivers: How much does disqualification effect car insurance?
Was convicted 5 months ago for permitting use of a vehicle without third party insurance and driving with not in accordance with a licence . Got 4 month disqualification but managed to keep driving licence just need to re-apply for it back from d.v.l.a. Does being disqualified greatly effect insurance? will it affect insurance the same as say drink driving?
Will I be covered by my parents auto insurance for an accident if im not on the policy?
I was in a car accident last night while driving my parents insured car. I, however, am not on the policy. I am 23 and live in my parents household. I have my own seperate insurance for my vehicle, which I was not driving due mechanical issues. This is the only time I have driven my parents car. Will either my parents or my car insurance cover the accident? This is what happened: I hit a car who made a left in front of me while driving through an intersection. The light was green, I had the right of way. When the police arrived the individual whom I hit admitted he had been drinking and was a marijuana user. The police arrested him and towed his car. The officer disclosed that the individual did not show proof of insurance. Also, there was a witness (the driver in the car behind me) who pulled over to check on us. He had told the officers what happened which verified my explanation of the event. I live in California, if that helps. If anyone has any advice for this scenario, please advise me on how I should proceed as I have never been in this situation. Thank you""
Why are there two bodily injury sections on car insurance quote?
I just got a quote for auto insurance from new company (i had been using a different company)... Anyways, i just noticed that section 1 of the quote under compulsory insurance was the Bodily Injury to Others part..... But, under Optional Insurance on section 6 there is Optional Bodily Injury to Others and this one is higher than the first part. Why are there two different bodily injury sections? Do they cover different things? I am a homeowner, how much should i have for these categories?""
Can you transfer car insurance to someone else?
My mom bought me a car. She lives in Pennsylvania, I live in Michigan. She's going to buy insurance for the car in PA, in her name, so she can drive it here. Can I use her insurance or can it be transfered? I would rather it not be transfered just use her insurance.""
Insurance question plz help?
Im wanna go to school to be a lvn but at the school i wanna go to u have to have malpractice insurance. What is malpractice insurance and how much does it cost
""Will the USA one day have affordable, comprehensive health insurance for all its citizens?""
Will this be a reality one day soon? Other countries have it, and they have maintained their systems for generations now. Why not the USA?""
Is there a State Farm insurance branch in Texas?
Is there a State Farm insurance branch in Texas?
Do I need an insurance broker?
What is the role of an insurance broker, simply to find you the best insurance price without having to do it yourself? Do I need to have a broker? I ask because I am trying to lower my insurance costs, but none of the insurance companies my broker deals with can give me a price I am happy with. I have got quotes from insurance companies outside of the ones my insurance broker deals with that are much more appealing financialy. So I guess my question is do I need an insurance broker? Or can I just cancel my current insurance and start a new policy with one of these other companies who can offer me cheaper insurance. thanks""
What's the average cost of a Health insurance plan in New york?
I am moving from Europe to work in New York, can someone explain to me how the system works, and if it is age depending cost.""
Car insurance ?????/?
Well.I have permanent general car insurance they used to charge me 60 dollers it when up to 80 a month. Idk I found a cheaper insurance what should I tell permanent general
Having trouble finding insurance for an older truck in ontario canada.?
Hello, just like the title says im looking to insure a 1978 GMC sierra and im finding none of the major companies offer insurance for vehicle's this old. does anyone know of a company that does with decent rates and possibly online quotes? i have a clean driving record and am in southern ontario, canada. thanks""
How much would car insurance and tax cost?
I am a 23-year-old female living in a small English town. I have not even had driving lessons yet but I am considering it but first I want to know how much would car insurance and tax cost?
What is the average cost for insurance on a fuel company?
homework help.
How much would it cost a new driver in the UK for car insurance?
I am thinking of getting a 12 year old ford fiesta. I am 24 years old and I'm a new driver. How much would it cost me for car insurance?
How much do 22 year olds pay for car insurance?
How much do 22 year olds pay for car insurance?
How much does full coverage auto insurance for new drivers usually cost?
How much does full coverage auto insurance for new drivers usually cost?
Best Car Insurance For A 15 1/2 Year Old In California?
Im Turning 15 1/2 Soon, And Im Ready To Take Drivers Ed And Drivers Training.. And I Need I To Find Insurance, That IS CHEAP, I Cant Spend That Much Per Month On Insurance. My Parents Car Insurance Which Is AAA.. Only Insures Drivers Over The Age Of 21 Or Something Like That. I Just Need To Know What Insurance Is Cheapest For Me?.. And Is There Insurance What Insures Me For Whatever Car I Drive? Do I Need To Get Insurance On Every Car I Drive.""
Car insurance for people who commute by train. Who does this?
I saw an ad on the underground advertising cheaper car insurance for people who commute by train mon-fri. Does anyone know who does this? Thanks
Temporary Car Insurance?
Ive been talking to brokers, and car insurance agents. Im moving from NY to NC, i have no car insurance, and i dont want to pay for Ny insurance fully, because when i move to NC i plan on getting NC insurance. I want temporary insurance, and one agent told me about in transit insurance? ive been looking up things all day and no success. can someone give me advice on what i should do if i only need ny car insurance to just drive down to NC???? thank you!""
My car insurance company has asked me for my proof of no claims?
But i either can't find it or it was never issued to me from my last insurer. what do i do? now my policy has been cancelled and need to set up some temporary cover. I have 4/5 years no claims.
Why is car insurance so expensive of or young people ?
Thanks for the answers and I suppose that's right but not all teens plan to crash I happend to be a very carefully driver and do to have a crush so don't have a go at me lol I am not like that at all
Is there an oversight body for Insurance Companies?
My insurance company made a ( medical) payment decision that I don't think is fair. I'd like to know if there is any board that regulates them. Polite, constructive answers only please.""
Will damages to my rental car go to my car insurance if I was not the one driving?
I have terrible luck lately. Two weeks ago I totaled my car (my fault) and I have a rental until tomorrow. Rental is from enterprise and paid for thru my car insurance. On my rental agreement I did not list any other drivers, and since it was paid for by my car insurance the guy crossed out the extra insurance and just asked me how much my car insurance deductible is and wrote that down($250). Today, I looked at the agreement and I actually hadn't signed it when I rented the car (even though there is a place for me to sign)...hmm...(?) SO, last night I was drinking and my boyfriend was not so he drove us home- in my rental. A car hit the rear driver side of us and it caused a dent and some paint damage. Called the cops, the other driver lied and nobody cited. I DO NOT want my insurance to know, since I just totaled my car. Boyfriend has full coverage, can it go on his? or will it go on mine? Can we just pay for it in cash & not use insurance? Its minor, fix before I turn it back in ?""
Will my Geico go up after 6 months?
My Geico is only $62.84 monthly. I have the 6 month plan. I had Allstate before switching to Geico last month. I switched because every 6 months Allstate would go up by $25. I could NOT afford it! So I switched to Geico because it was $125 cheaper monthly. Everyone I've talked to said theres hasnt went up after 6 months. I have no criminal record, no tickets, no felonys no nothing, etc. So I was wondering for all you Geico customers, has Geico been good? Has it went up after 6 months? No arrogant answers, please!""
Looking for good medical insurance?
I know blue cross/blue shield is good, but, what other insurance is out there? I need to insure myself, my son, and my fiance. I need to find some fairly cheap insurance as well. Know of any? And also, dental.""
What is your answer to reducing health costs and improving health care in America?
How do we go about this without drastically increasing out health insurance costs? Of course we all need to practice healthier lifestyle habits, but fiscally how do we improve our nation? Should we adobt other nation's practices? if so, whose? How do we improve health care across america and lower the costs to the citizens who utilize that care?""
How much do 22 year olds pay for car insurance?
How much do 22 year olds pay for car insurance?
Do car rental companies ask for proof of insurance?
Here's my circumstances, I'm 22(have credit card in my name) and am going to rent a vehicle. I had insurance for 4-5 years, have never been at an at fault accident and have one speeding ticket, so I'm a pretty good driver, when gas was near $4.00 I traded in my vehicle, and it's fine as I bike everywhere as it's all close to me. I'm having family over for a couple days and need a car though, it's easy to drive around town, I'm almost 100% sure I wont get in a wreck, but I have a feeling the insurance would be more expensive than the rental itself which is ridiculous for someone with a driving record such as mine. Can I say purchase just liability and then sign something that says I'll pay for the rental if I do any damages, what would be the cheapest way to get out of this?""
Illegal Immigrants and Helth insurance?
Do Health insurances check social security numbers to see if they are real or fake?
Help on car insurance.?
I am 17 yrs old. I am about to get a 2008 Honda accord but right now I drive a 2002 Cadillac escalade. my insurance is $130 a month right now and I was wondering if it would raise it? the escalade is an SUV, & it has a v8. the accord is ofcourse a car and its a 4 cylinder! ( if that makes a difference) thank you to all that answer! :)""
Do you need Car insurance to rent a car?
My Parents don't have a car and I'm sure my other family not gonna let me drive their car so don't bother ask. I don't have a friend who got a car. Its small town where I'm at in Tuscaloosa,Alabama. I'm taking my written test next week, If i pass the written test, and then i want to take the road test. 1) Do i need a Car Insurance to rent a Car 2) Do they give me car for me to take a road test at DMV? 3) Can you buy a car without your Driver License? 4) How old do you have to rent a Car? ( I'm 19 Years old)""
Does cheap health insurance exist?
I relocated because my wife found a better job but problem is I don't have insurance now my current job doesn't offer it and I can't jump on hers for like a year. Is there such a thing as affordable insurance as in under $150 a month for basic doctor visit co-pays and rx?
Do i need condo Insurance?
I have a condo in a six unit building in south florida that is being rented out. The building is insurance by the HOA master policies (windstorm and liability). My question is do I still need to insure my unit? Thanks.
What is the difference between home insurance and buildings and contents insurance?
hi. I will soon be moving into my first house with my girlfriend and its all new to me. We have been told we need a few insurances. Is there a difference between home insurance and building and contents insurance? or are they both the same thing? will they cover leaks, fire, structural damage, theft, boiler etc The house is in Newcastle UK. I would appreciate any help thank you
Will having motorcycle insurance for a few years help lower auto insurance in the long run?
Will having motorcycle insurance for a few years help lower auto insurance in the long run?
How much is your car insurance?
around how much would it be for a teen lets say?
How can I get free health insurance?
My husband and I can't afford health insurance. Is there a way to get it for free? We live in southern California.
What auto insurance would be good for a 17 1/2 year old?
So out of all those companies which one is the most affordable??
How Much Would My Car Insurance Be?
I'm 17 years old, I'm a guy, it's my first car and it's most likely going to be a 2004 Impala or a 2000 Lincoln Navigator. I'd most likely be on my mom's insurance. Could you guys give me like a general estimate of what I could expect to pay a month. Thanks in advance.""
Where can I get individual health insurance that will cover Pregnancy?
I live in a small town in Texas, I was recently married in June 2008, we got pregnant with twins but unfortunatly had a miscarriage...one of hardest things I have ever had to deal with...anyways...we want to try again but I really want to have health coverage and not have to pay out of pocket...does anyone know of any health insurance that covers pregnancy...from what everyone else is telling me no individual policy will cover me if i get pregnant...if anyone can help I would appreciate it...""
Failed driving test...will insurance go up?
I took my driving test today and I was just wondering if my dad's insurance rates will go up(I am 16).
Speeding ticket question on car insurance and notifications.?
Alright, so recently I recieved a speeding ticket out of my state while driving my friends car. I was wondering if this makes either his or my car insurance rates go up. Also, is there any way that our parents would be notified of this ticket? I heard a notification gets sent in the mail. Also, in the event that it does affect car insurance or a notification is sent in the mail, is there any way our parents would find out where the ticket took place? Thanks""
What is the cheapest possible auto insurance?
I don't care about customer service or anything. I just want liability only cheapest insurance. Thanks
Im 18 how much would insurance be on a 2006 330 i bmw?
Buying it
""If I never had a car (or car insurance) before, do I need to buy car insurance before buying a car?""
So I'm getting ready to buy my first car. It's located in the next town over. But if I just go over and pay cash and get it, there wouldn't be any insurance on it. It's illegal to drive without insurance. Don't I need to drive without insurance first? If so, how would I explain to them that I don't exactly have a car yet?""
What is the cheapest car insurance?
I had State Farm but they terminated my insurace because of to many tickets, i herd Progressive was cheap, what do you think? I am 19 by the way""
Why is car insurance so expensive of or young people ?
Thanks for the answers and I suppose that's right but not all teens plan to crash I happend to be a very carefully driver and do to have a crush so don't have a go at me lol I am not like that at all
How much would insurance cost...?
For a 16 year old girl with a 1994 4x4 Jeep Wrangler:4 cylinder, 12 suspension lift, 15 black steel wheels, 36 Irok tires almost new , 455 gears, Detroit lockers, Chrome molly axles, rear disc brake conversion, front and rear steel braided brake lines, slip yoke axle flip""
Cheapest car insurance companies??? help?
Me and my bf r trying to move in but his insurance rate is up the roof, he had a terrible car accident in nov. 2 speeding, 2 reckless, 1 failure to stop a light. I know its a lot but ...show more""
Is it possible to get insurance for a couple of months for 18 year old?
I passed my test a couple of months ago and really want to drive for summer, but I can't afford a car at the moment. Is it possible to get insurance on my mums car for a couple of months? as I go away to uni in September, possibly as a named driver? thanks.""
Does anyone know an insurance company that will insure expensive cell phones?
AT&T will not insure its own cell phone if it costs too much money. (phones like the Iphone, Tilt, and Duo, among several others) Any phone above $300 dollars before contract and ...show more""
Car insurance quote?
does anyone know a website that can give me an aprox car quote without having to go through all of the sign up etc process?
""If i study a childcare apprenticship, how much will i be earning a month?""
I am considering a childcare apprenticship, however i also have alot to pay out for, such as my car and insurance and rent, so i need to know how much i will earn before going ahead with this??? Does any one know?""
Allstate Insurance? Pricing?
I have a question, If there's 2 people registered under one car, does Allstate bump up the insurance price? Thanks""
Can I still drive a car without insurance?
i have my license but i don't have insurance in the car
Auto insurance involuntarily cancelled?
I got a new auto insurance begining June. And I had an hail damage and hit and run case towards the end of June. On July 30 there was an accident, other person involved was at fault as he rear-ended my car. I reported all these occurances. I get a involuntary cancellation of the auto insurance policy after a couple of days. They sent me this notice and also made me aware of the right to dispute this with the State commisoner for Insurance. Now, when I go shopping for new insurance, I get an increased premium quote. None of the reported claims are my fault and I do not know if I have to dispute this case with the commisioner for insurance or not and not sure how much money I have to spend towards it. Please advice what to do in this situation, thank you in advance.""
How much does malpractice insurance generally cost?
Need an estimated cost but if you have a good source that i can go to that will help
Do insurance companies still ask for written no claim proof when you insure your car online?
Do insurance companies still ask for written no claim proof when you insure your car online?
Does the car insurance charge extra more for adding a teen driver under 18?
i'm 17 now and will be in august i need to learn driving and get the license in this summer break i've the driving permit my dad is the only driver in the family's car insurance plan so, does the insurance charge more if i'm under 18? if yes, i'm going to apply it after my birthday thanx""
""I am turning 16 soon and I am a guy, What is a car that is sporty, but is safe and has low insurance?""
I need help selecting a car... I want a car that is sporty, has low insurance, and safe and very reliable with good MPG""
BMW 1991 318is Insurance/Gas/Parts?
I'm looking into getting a car. This would officially be my first. I want it to be a car that is of good quality for at least the next 2 to 3 years. Meaning not too much to spend on gas, parts and insurance. Which are where my questions lie for a 1991 bmw 318is; Does a 1991 bmw 318is take up more gas than the average car of it's time? Also, I understand maintaining a BMW is expensive but is the 1991 bmw 318is pricey to insure? I've heard after a certain year, BMW are a little less expensive to have. I'm absolutely in love with this model and year, I'd love for it to be my first actual car but I'm skeptical. Please answer my questions and thank you for your time!""
""What, in your opinion, is the cheapest auto insurance for a full coverage sports car?""
Hey guys, I need some serious help! I bought a 2005 Mini Cooper convertible last year and have always been on my familys insurance but I was dropped and I need insurance ASAP. What can I expect to pay monthly? I want to put it in my name, but I have tickets and a DWI (still havent gone to court for, so idk if it makes a difference, yet...) and a suspended license so I bet my insurance would be ridiculous! My fiancee also has too many tickets to be a candidate. I'm thinking about using my 63 year old Godmother who's the original signer on the car because she doesn't have any tickets or accidents so I figured the full coverage would be cheap in her name. She's the one who signed for my car anyway. I'm the cosigner, but she's totally cool with putting the insurance in her name if it saves me money. So, four questions... 1) How much would insurance cost for me? 2) How much would insurance cost for my Godmother? 3) What's the cheapest insurance carrier? 4) What's the average for a full coverage sports car? So yeah, I'm FULL of questions :D Feedback is appreciated, merci! BQ) Who do you have insurance with? BQ2) What kind of vehicule do you have? <3""
Is there any way of avoiding finance charges on monthly motor insurance ?
Like everyone, I'm strapped for cash and the other half's credit cards are maxxed out. In fact I'm so considered so bad for credit now even a loan shark wouldn't touch me with a bargepole despite having a job and being a discharged bankrupt - however my car insurance is due. Is there any way around the extra charges ? My renewal quote was 258 if payed in one lump, yet searching for monthly payments my cheapest payback is 366 over 12 months. Not that I'd ever accuse the banks of ripping us off. Any idea's ??""
Second car insurance?
If I had a leased car with full coverage ($20,000 car), how much more would it cost each month to have liability insurance on another car. How much would each cost separately? (assuming 25 years old, good record, one driver would drive both cars).""
""Auto Insurance in Ontario, Canada.?
I am 17years old with a g2 license. I'm wondering if there is any place that will insure me on a 1995 golf gti 4cyl. All the quotes I did range from 455-900 a month which is INSANE! I can't go under second driver period. I need insurance! Where should I go... any good brokers...
What auto insurance company will give me a good price after lapsing insurance?
I had geico and my insurance lapsed. Everyone wants so much money now since i lapsed previously. Ive tried all the major companies. Does anyvody know of a cheap insurance that i can look into? Right now everyone wants around 7-800$ for 4 cars liability. Rediculous.
Will Homeowners Insurance cover fallen tree?
I cut down a tree in my back yard and yes it fell the wrong way taking out my porch. Will homeowners insurance cover this???
Is there anyone in california that helps people with claiming insurance from the other party's insurance compa?
My wife and I were crossing the street in San Francisco when we were run down by a cab. Police report says cab driver is at fault. Problem is we're about to head back to our country (we're tourists) and need help settling obligations with the hospital by claiming damages from the cab company's insurance company. While we're back in our own country. Is there an office that assists foreigners with claiming?
How much money would Insurance cost annually for a 150cc Scooter?
Right now i am 15. I want to buy a 150cc Scooter when i turn 16. I need to know how much money on average would insurance cost annually for a 150cc Scooter.
Motorcycle or Scooter Insurance in London?
How much would the insurance be for a motorcycle or scooter worth less than 4,000GBP in London? I'm hoping that it would be a lot less than a 50cc scooter in Dublin worth about 400GBP costing 200GBP for insurance per year.""
Cheap car insurance in Texas?
Hii i don't have a job right now, the car insurance bills are very high, can somebody suggest me cheaper insurance , currently i am with geico and am in Texas. Thanks in advance""
Pay as you go car Insurance for 1 month?
I've had my driving license for a little over a year now and I badly want a car but I don't necessarily need one at the minute. The insurance is the only factor which prevents me from getting my own car. My friend has a car that is taxed, MOT'd, you name it but he hasn't got a license yet so the car stays on his drive. A few of us want to go to blackpool or something for the weekend coming up and I was enquiring about pay as you go insurance, some insurance companies do this, some don't, some have different polices etc etc. Some you have to be over te age of 21, some like the norwich union aviva I believe you can be 18 but you would of needed to held your license for over a year which I have. I can't seem to find an insurance company which could maybe do a month so I can drive my friends car, Aviva was unable to provide a quote due to the fact that I'm male and 19 years of age. If anyone can shed a little bit of light on this topic and help me out, It would be mostly appreciated! Thanks in advance!""
Why is car insurance so expensive of or young people ?
Thanks for the answers and I suppose that's right but not all teens plan to crash I happend to be a very carefully driver and do to have a crush so don't have a go at me lol I am not like that at all
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/where-can-i-find-good-cheap-used-car-dealer-insurance-daniel-franklin-1/"
0 notes
texas insurance gold card
"texas insurance gold card
texas insurance gold card
BEST ANSWER:  Try this site where you can compare quotes: : http://freeinsurancequotes.xyz/index.html?src=tumblr 
RELATED QUESTIONS: 
Does your Drivers Ed grade effect insurance?
I know that taking Drivers Education can give you a discount on insurance. However, in the class, we take tests and are assigned homework. We need a 65 to pass. If I get a 70 does this effect the discount I could recieve on insurance compared to say a 90 average? State: New York""
Can I get Car Insurance in Texas without a D-License?
Can I get car insurance without a license. I'm located in Texas. Is there ways around to do it?
""Which is worse: increased taxes, or a high insurance premium?""
http://www.usatoday.com/money/industries/health/2009-09-15-insurance-costs_N.htm for some reason, I'd pay any tax to fund socialized medicine thrown my way rather than pay $13,375 a year for a family of four. and you'd be crazy not to yourself. and besides...the tax would never be 4,824, which is the average a single person pays per year.""
What is a cheap auto insurance for a 20yr old male student?
What is a cheap auto insurance company for a college student 20yr old male, good grades""
What is an average price for mobile home insurance in california ...los angeles?
12 ft. by 50 ft. 0r 20 ft. by 48 ft. and the year matters too if 1970s...1980s...1990s... ? and my age is 50
Where can i find cheap car insurance on a honda civic type r?
im 23 and these will be my first car im driving...i will put my dad name as the main driver his 53..jus need 2find really cheap car insurance
Do Dashboard Cameras lower your insurance rates?
Do Dashboard Cameras lower your insurance rates?
How do you switch insurance on your car if you get another one?
1) How much paperwork is involved. I drive a 92 Lebaron that is not too far from dying. I would like to buy a car within the next year and make monthly payments. 2) Is it really just a phonecall with my agent? 3) Do I get to keep my license plate? 4) What happens to my excise tax?--Do I have to inform my town hall of my new vehicle? Do I still get billed for my old car?
What are some cheap Auto Insurance Companies?
I pay 193 a month for basic liability with 21st century Insurance. Where can i get a cheap quote?
Is there a dental insurance college students can go on?
I am a college student without insurance. My college doesn't offer any type of insurance for their students, and my parents do not have dental insurance either, but I was wondering if there is a low cost dental insurance I could go on.""
What is the typical cost of maintenance for a Mercedes C240 per year including insurance for a young driver?
As the question states. :) Thank you so much for your help!
Is it true that you don't need insurance on a car registered in New Hampshire?
A friend of mine went to college in New Hampshire. She told me that in New Hampshire the state motto is live free or die and insurance on a car is optional but not required. I'm from New York where people pay out their ears for insurance on cars. I can't imagine that this is true. Is it?
Help about choosing car insurance?
I'm 18 and I need to start paying for my own car insurance. Any suggestions for lowering the cost? I live in New York which means my parents are finacially responsible for me until I'm 21. I know that everyone says to try and stick it out but that is not an option. I'm going to be living with a close friend and we need to keep our expenses to a minimum. Any tips concerning car insurance, OR health insurance too would be great.""
Insurance on a 05 Polo?
I'm 17 and wondering around how much would it cost to get insurance on my mums 2005 volkswagen Polo under her name? Thanks
What is the cheapest insurance for beginning drivers in NC?
I'm about to turn 16 and get my license but I need proof of insurance before I can get it. What is the best insurance to get and how much will it cost?
""How much would you expect a family of three making 40,000 a year to pay for health insurance?
This should be interesting. How much?
Why did my wife's auto insurance premiums go up after I got a DUI?
After I pleaded guilty to a DUI charge, my wife's auto insurance company refused to renew her policy. Because we are married, other insurance companies have either quoted her higher premiums or refused a quote for her based upon my mistake. We had separate insurance companies, I was driving my car, not hers. She was not in the car with me and had nothing to do with it. I was pulled over because my license plate light was burned out. I was not driving erratically, speeding or anything of that sort. I had not had any violations in 16 years and she hasn't in nearly 30-years. Why is my wife being punished for my mistake and how is it legal?""
""After one month, auto insurance gets cancelled?
I changed auto insurance after my other policy lapsed due to direct deposit mix up. I went with State Farm for both vehicles and paid about 20 dollars more per month for a better policy. I got a letter 2 weeks into coverage stating my policies are being cancelled due to not showing 30 days of coverage at the time of purchase. So I guess they can cover me for a month and ditch me? This don't sound right. I have zero tickets and zero wrecks and the same goes for my wife. My agent says the rate will go up from 138.00 per month to 245.00 per month! ! ! ! ! WTF?
Help! Affordable health insurance for healthy 2yr old in Florida?
Do you know of any good insurance? We're looking for one and it's confusing.
What will happen if I drive without car insurance and get caught?
I drive my parents Grand Prix every once in a while, but i do not ever drive the ford expedition. I asked my stepfather will it be okay for me to drive back to college, he said no. He said that it will cost to much to add me on at this point. My mom does not want me to drive sometimes, because she think my license will be revoked or I would have to pay a large fine. I want to have a car on campus, because I do not like being stuck their mostly throughout the week, even though the semester is about over. Is it a good idea to drive without car insurance.""
Expensive Car Insurance at age 19 wtf?
I bought a car for less than 1500 and the quotes i keep getting are freaking expensive wth, is there a cheap insurance that you guys can recommend. I have a vw golf 2001""
What is the cheapest car insurance?
What is the cheapest car insurance?
What is the average taxi insurance price for a Small city?
What is the average taxi insurance price for a Small city? per car?
CAR INSURANCE FOR 16 YEAR OLD?!?
i am looking to get car insurance.
Where the best place to get a good deal on cheap insurance?
I have a 98' cadillac sedan deville that I just paid off but i still want full coverge for it, if something would of happen to it.""
texas insurance gold card
texas insurance gold card
Cheap subaru impreza insurance?
has anyone got a scooby? any recommended insurance companies? just brought my first one. a 1993 WRX import. im 29 with 11 years no claims. best i can find is with the AA for 664 with 450 excess. are there any places that specialize in imports that could beat that? cheers!!
Looking for Maternity Insurance?
We're wanting to get preggers in the near future. We're trying to look at our financial options for insurance. Currently we don't have major medical insurance (I don't need any comments on this, it's not what I'm asking about). I'm hoping to get a type of maternity insurance that will cover a couple thousand dollars. We're also planning on home birthing (again, this isn't my question, so I'm not interested in opinions on this matter). Does anyone know any carriers that I could get some maternity insurance from for the states of Utah and/or New Mexico?""
Why is it a requirement to have a car insurance in the UK?
i have just passed my driving test last week. i already have ford fiesta (its so loud). why would i want to insure my car against what. what is car insurance about? what/where is the cheapest company to go and why? what are the benefits of car insurance?
Motorcycle provisional licence insurance costs?
Obviously, to learn to ride a motorcycle you sort of need your own bike with insurance, but roughly speaking, on an average standard bike, how much would that insurance be please? Anyone who has experience of this, I'd appreciate to here from especially! Thanks! (I've mastered the driving licence, so now I'm moving on to the bike licence, well, planning to). The bike would be no more than 120cc, with no more than an 11kW output. UK-based answers please, apparently the states makes it a lot cheaper to insure vehicles, jealous! Also, if you have any experience, please tell me when this was. (Insurance prices have gone up, again!) Thank you!""
Can I cancel my obamacare insurance at anytime?
I plan on getting covered through my job, but that is after the Obamacare deadline. Can I apply for obamacare insurance now and cancel at anytime later. When and how can I cancel. The stupid site doesn't say an the crappy phone line is busy and just hangs up on you instead of having you wait (probably because the wait times are embarrassingly long.)""
""Could you please help me to find a good and cheap private insurance in NSW, for a family of 3?""
Hi we are a family of 3, and looking for private insurance""
Car insurance cheaper with 2 drivers?
Ok guys, learning to drive hopefully pass my test within a couple of months, what I'm wondering is, I'll go onto my fathers insurance for a couple of years as 2nd driver, no I will not be the main driver before any of you come on to say that's illegal it's called fronting I know I know. He uses it 5 days a week for work anyway ill probably only be using it during the weekends, I'm only really going on his so I can get a couple of years on my license and when it comes to it my insurance won't be a fortune, I'm 25 just now, worked out if I want to have my own insurance it with a small 1L engine it would cost me 1547 a year, not gonna happen, so I'm going to go onto my fathers insurance as 2nd driver to his car. A 1.8L vauxhall vectra. Ok now to the question lol, my fathers insurance just now is 26 a month, with me going on to his insurance it will work out at 18 each a month, is this normal? Insurance to go down when you add a 2nd named driver who would only have passed his test?? This is fully comprehensive cover. But if I wanted to driver my own car a small 1L engine it would be roughly 129 a month. Seems like it doesn't add up. Go figure lol Got the quotes from go compare and confused.com. Just seems like it doesn't add up, have insurance for 26 a month with 1 driver or have it for 18 each with 2 drivers, one who has little experience and has only just passed his test driving a 1.8L engine""
If business were de-regulated would it really save the owners money? What about insurance costs?
Regulations protect business from lawsuits; which are costly, damaging and highly unpredictable. More, because there are guidelines and the government enforces those guidelines businesses can be insured and insured at affordable rates. If regulations on business were repealed, what would happen to the cost and availability of insurance for business?""
How much do you think insurance for a 16 year old?
i live in texas but i want to buy a car year 2004 and up which car would be less expensive as in insurance
POLL: How much do you pay for car insurance?
i asked about how much car insurance costs but didn't get any great answers, so i'm just going to do a little survey""
What's worse for a teens insurance a luxury car or sports car?
I've been wanting to get a civic for a first car so I thought maybe a 2000 civic si and then realized I liked the 7th gen civic coupes alot more so when I went to get an insurance quote every company is telling me its about $400 a month even on my dads insurance. Because I'm a second driver in the house I become the primary driver on the civic by default and I don't have a choice. The insurance company says that the si is a sports car for them and apparently has a high chance for teens to get wrecked in. The 7th gen that I'm talking about was an 02 civic si veloz and I was told a non si 03 civic coupe would still be in the late 300's /month for me. I'd be okay with 200's/month if possible. So now I'm thinking of going to Hondas luxury side. I did want a fully loaded civic which I guess isn't possible because they didnt come with leather seats so I thought I'd go team Acura late 90's/2000 1.6 el the car would be a fully loaded sedan, manual transmission, sohc engine (not exactly built for speed) it would also have an alarm system that the civic didn't. I don't think there are as many teen ricers in acuras since the aftermarket is limited for some things as not everything is swappable with civic parts. so for a new driver would it be any difference to go from a 2 door si to a 4 dour sedan with a base motor? the only thing is that the insurance would probably classify it as a luxury vehicle and say its expensive to repair and what not. your thoughts?""
Where's the cheapest place to get car insurance?
I'm a new Driver, passed nov 2010, i'm 27 and female... wanted to know if anyone could advise me on the best place to get car insurance on a KA 1.3... Tried the price comparison sites but they are all 1200+ Thanks""
Why is car insurance to high in my area aged 23?
ive been passed for 4 years now - and when i first started driving i was paying 800 on a 1.6. now if i was to do a re-quote on the same car it comes out to 2800, which is stupid. now if i was to do a car insurance search say 3 miles away from my house the car insurance on a astra is only 1000 which is a big change, so why im being ripped off on car insurance.""
""Average car insurance for 17 year old in ON, Canada?""
I'm a 17 year old female, no problems with driving, and with drivers ed course completed and certified. I have good grades going from 70s-90's. I'm looking into getting the new 2012 Ford Fiesta once I get my G2. How much would I pay a year/month for car insurance? Thanks""
Where do you get a semen analysis performed in southern California without insurance? ?
I have looked all over the Internet! !! We live near orange county and la county he has no insurance. Please help! !!
Affordable health insurance in Florida for someone who is 22 with no kids.?
I am 22 years old and I live in Florida. I have no health insurance but I really need it because I have asthma and alot of other health issues that seem to come up alot. Does anyone know of any type of affordable health insurance or anything that could help me?
Is Aetna Health Insurance any good?
I am healthy, but if something happens I want to be sure I am covered. Have you had any good or bad experience with this company. I currently have Humana, and they don't want to pay for a minor office visit, so I am changing. Anything you could offer would be great. Thanks.""
How much is car insurance?
How much is car insurance?
No name cheap auto insurance for new driver? Please?..?
My friend is 19 and she got her license less than a year ago. She has a car and is paying $200 per month on it and she needs insurance or she'll lose her car. However, every company out there wants her to pay between 400 and 600 dollars a month. Is there any cheap no name insurance that she can get? Anything less than 400 would be great..preferably between 200 and 300..but she'll take what she can get. Oh and she has gotten a ticket for speeding and she can't get on her moms insurance. She needs basic full coverage. Please help..""
How much is insurance on a genesis coupe?
im doing thiss on my phone im at work so i cant call an insurance company. please help
Business insurance?? plzz help?
what is the purpose of insurance for a business??? thankyou in advance
What kind of car is cheapest to insure?
I'm a 16 year old dude looking for a car. I've been looking for a few weeks now and I've noticed different cars cost different amounts to insure. Also I was looking for a used car that's around 3000$. So I was wondering in general what kind of car ( body style, make, model, color, automatic/standard) would cost me the least to insure because I have to pay my own insurance.""
What good is affordable health care when more...?
people are out of work then there are people without health insurance?
How much a car Ins. would pay for a repair?
My sister got hit for a car that was leaving a gas station. She went to get some estimates from a body shop and the first she got was for over $6000 because they want to replace almost all the damaged parts; the other estimate is for around $3500 because they will repaire some parts. This is a new sienna (2004)with few miles. Will Insurance pay for the higher estimate? This accident will increase the future premium if the other ins. do not want to pay for the repair? The accident was not my sister fault and the other driver was not added to the policy of the car that he was driving.
""I haven't had auto insurance in over 6 months, I need car insurance HELP!?
I haven't had car insurance in over 6 months due to financial reasons and so far everywhere I have called (popular insurance companies) and they have denied me. Which auto insurance in the New York area accepts drivers with a clean record that hasn't had insurance within 6 months. HELP! I really need my car back.
texas insurance gold card
texas insurance gold card
Is insurance necessary for a scooter over 50cc?
I know that in FL, at least, one does *not* need insurance for a scooter that has 50cc, and one does not need a special license. However, once you surpass 50cc (like, for example, 150 or 200cc), then a motorcycle license is required (or so I've been told). So, if I were to cough up $3,399 for a Piaggio Fly 150cc, would I also need insurance? I mean, if I would, I would simply settle for the $1,499 scooter in town made by some random company. I've heard good things about it, but Piaggio has name to it, y'know? Anyway, I was just wondering about the insurance deal. Thank you!""
How to find people who need life insurance?
I am a Housewife and working as Insurance agent. Can u pls help me to find the people who need life insurance and investment plans? Thanks in advance.
What is the cheapest auto insurance company for bad drivers?
What is the cheapest auto insurance company for bad drivers?
Good insurance for a small liquor store/market in Los angeles county?
I am looking for a good commercial insurance company for my newly purchased small liquor store/market in southern California. It's a tiny 850 sqft store. I am looking for one that is reputable & lower price. Anybody know? What kind of coverage should I get? approximate cost? best most helpful answer gets full points!
Girlfriend as spouse for auto insurance?
What could happen to me if I claim my girlfriend as my spouse on my auto insurance quote to get a better quote?
No minnesota auto insurance?
if i dont have auto insurance will i loose my drivers license and for how long i live in mn.if im caught
""What is good, affordable health insurance in Arizona?
My job is no accepting aps for insurance till October but I need some now. Any good suggestions?
My insurance is 4500-will it go down??UK?
I am from the UK and I am 19 years old. I passed my practical driving test on Monday. I am checking my car insurance and its coming to 4500!!!that's a lot,do you know if it will come down later on and by how much?and another thing is that by next year December I heard women's insurance will go up,to be as equal as men's insurance,so if I don't get a car by then will it go higher thn this??please help!!""
Does anyone know what a UWD guidline for home owners insurance means ?
Does anyone know what a UWD guidline for home owners insurance means ?
How to get off an auto insurance policy?
about 2 years ago, my mom signed me up in the same insurance as her car...i do not drive her car and never did, however, we still pay 80 bucks extra a month, i want to get off of that insurance but i hear its much trickier than it seems. The car i drive is already insured, but not under my name. Is that legal or not? I live in illinois if that helps. how should i go about removiving my name from this insurance company?""
What is the best medical insurance in New York City?
What is the best medical insurance in New York City?
Im moving to Las Vegas. How much is car insurance in Nevada?
I am moving to Las Vegas. I am also planing to buy a car. How much is the car insurance in Nevada?
Which auto insurance company offers the cheapest price??
were from CA & my sister is a first time driver & she needs a new insurance for her 05 toyota camry. her old car insurance is too expensive. what will u recommend personally? thanks
How much would it cost for insurance for a 2001 Lamborghini Diablo? Haven't found anything online.?
Me and my friend were just online looking up Lamborghini prices and was wondering what the insurace would be. Couldn't find anything online that would give a quote. Anyone know where to go or know this?
How much do you think my car insurance might cost? HELP PLEASE!?
I'm a new driver. I'm 26 years old. I want full coverage. I live in New Jersey. The amount of the might be 8,000 and Nissan 2007-2010. If anyone have any advice for me, that will help me choice the best car insurance. It would be appreciated. I'm still open to a different car.""
How much should I expect to pay for car insurance?
I am a 16 year old male in Texas. Having a sports car, being a male, and a teen, approximately how much am I looking to pay a month? What would be the cheapest insurance to have?""
What are some good insurance companies to contract with as an independent broker?
What are some good insurance companies to contract with as an independent broker?
What does auto insurance deductible mean?
I just bought a new car but the bank that financed the loan is asking for proof of auto insurance on the car with a comprehensive and collision deductible of $1000 maximum. I put AAA insurance on the vehicle and they gave me a $500 deductible on both comprehensive and collision. Do i need the $1000 deductible or am i good with the $500 deductible?
Is triple a the best car insurance?
Is triple a the best car insurance?
Modified Car Insurance ??
hiya i have just bought a modified fiat punto - the only modifications it has on it is a body kit - do you no of and cheap car insurance companys in the uk that will insure me thanxs xx
How to find the cheapest car insurance company?
Is anyone know the best way and cheapest way to insure the car thanks?
I'm about to get my drivers permit. Do I need insurance?
I'm about to turn 16 in a few months. I just figured out that I need to complete driver education and am in the process of that now. When I do receive my permit in a few weeks do I have to immediately purchase insurance? I'm going to be driving my dads subaru. He will obviously be in the car with me at all times. Do I still need to buy insurance at all?
How much is the average insurance rate for someone in alberta without drivers ed at age 16?
How much is the average insurance rate for someone in alberta without drivers ed at age 16?
Does urgent care cost a lot without insurance?
Please don't treat me like I'm an idiot. I went to the doctor at my college. They told me my throat looks very bad, but I tested negative for strep throat. They are closed all weekend, so I would have to go to urgent care. Last time I was sick (way less sick than this) they gave me steroids and they told me I would have been in the hospital if I waited after the weekend. When I was born, I had a pneumothorax, so I have very bad asthma. I just had an asthma attack, so I want to go to urgent care. However, my dad passed away in january, so we can't afford health insurance (only the one the school provides with tuition). I was just wondering if anyone knows about how much a regular visit would cost without health insurance. Thank you""
What is a good individual health insurance?
Mine sucks and I work for a hospital! I'm looking for reasonably priced, low copays and deductibles, and great medical care. Please list details. I'm probably not going to find such a fairy tale insurance, right?? I have Healthfirst/Premier.""
texas insurance gold card
texas insurance gold card
What affordable insurance can i apply for if im 20 working and not sickly?
What affordable insurance can i apply for if im 20 working and not sickly?
How can i get an sr22 if my insurance company does not issue them?
I have a collector car and I have insurance through a collector car insurance company, and they do not offer SR22 vouchers. How can I get the SR22 endorsement that DMV needs if my current insurance company does not offer it? I don't want to have to pay for a whole additional policy when I have already paid the premium for the entire year on this policy. HELP!""
Has anyone used Service XK for car insurnace before UK!?
Hello, I'm just on a price comparison site looking how much car insurance would be, SERVICE XK keeps coming to be the cheapest by 500 pounds on some occassions but when I looked for their direct website I couldn't find anything? Was just wondering is this real or a false company. if you could help i'd really appreciate it, thank you :) This is a UK company by the way and is advertised with GoCompare.com""
What is the best individual health insurance?
im looking for an affordable good health insurance, i currently have a family plan with my employer but its expensive are there any individual plans out there that are affordable what are they? thank you?""
Do I HAVE to sign up for Obamacare insurance?
My current health insurance will be up soon. I know that people apparently get fined for not having health insurance, or something of the sort. My question is, do i HAVE to get it? ...show more""
Whats the best kind of car to get cheapest insurance for first time driver under 25?
Whats the best kind of car to get cheapest insurance for first time driver under 25?
Anyone know of an car insurance company that doesn't require the vehicle to be in your name?
Geico cancelled our policy because our car is in our grandmothers name.Also if she gets a policy, the addys have to all match.Are all insurance companys this strict?the car is about to die soon, so we dont wanna spend more money on transferring the title, but I guess we will if we have to.We are getting another car fixed soon that we will be driving.""
Will a speeding ticket affect my insurance rates?
This is my first speeding ticket and the cop claims I sped 15 mi over the 25 mph limit. If I plead guilty and pay the fine and attend traffic school, will this still be reported to my auto insurance company?""
Do you think car insurance should be mandatory in all of the United States?
I live in Wisconsin. Car insurance is not required for cars trucks and anything else on the road. I think this is wrong with medical and car repair bills being so expensive these days. Worst part about it is some of these non insured people drive like lunatics and if they do hit you they have nothing to even sue them for. I think it's disgusting.
Car Insurance question about someone hitting my parked car?
Hi guys, well let me start with what happened first. I am a college student and so I live in an apartment and park my car next to a whole bunch of other cars. I parked my car in a completely empty spot with no cars at all, and I saw that it was completely fine. I didn't go out on Sunday, but the next day on Monday when I was about to leave for school I saw a big scratch/gash on the left side of my bumper about 25 inches x 20 inches. I do not know who and when it happened, so I called the police and tried to claim a police report but the police said he couldn't do anything because if I knew who hit it, he would be able to do something. But since I don't know who hit my car, he couldn't give me one. I also called my insurance company (State Farm) and told her what happened and the size and she told me that my deductable is $500 and they'll send out a representative to check out the damage. I didn't give her the green light yet but what should I do? The scratch is bad because I have a black car and you could see white scratches from far away. I mean, if my damage is less than $500, I'm going to have to pay my insurance too right? Will this also increase my insurance too? I'm already broke as is because of school and I don't want to have to pay more for something I didn't do.""
Why do auto insurance company ask for social security number when asking for a quote?
must i give my social security number if i were to purchase a auto policy?
Discount Insurance Plans?
Ameriplan.....and others...how do they compare to regualr insurance. Money is short, don't qualify for medicaid...so I'm thinking any discount will be better than nothing, but I don't want to waste my money even if it is as low as $29.95 Honest reviews please!!!""
Garage fire insurance?
My parents garage caught fire this weekend. It started in one of the cars and burnt the entire thing down pretty much. Two cars, a boat, and a camper were lost in the fire. Now the insurance company (Farmers) is trying to say that none of those are included under home owners insurance because they have their own plates. The cars is semi-understandable because they have their own insurance, but the boat and camper don't. Beside the fact I'd like to say how crooked this is, I'd like to ask a question. Now the boat hasn't been registered in two years. Because of this we have been told by another insurance company that it should be covered considering it is there because it's not being used. Anyone out there have any idea if this is true or not?""
Disadvantages of having free healthcare insurance?
like costco wholesales helping non employees on health insurance coverage
First time driver...really need insurance help?
ok, so i am 17 and i just bought a car. i live in CA and i really need to find auto insurance for cheap. i know its really expensive for a first time driver to get insurance for themselves, so if anyone knows of an insurance company that does not charge that much i would greatly appreciate a response. thanx""
What is the cheapest car insurance place?
Does anyone know a good cheap insurance company for state minium in Tulsa, OK? I pay 150 a month now. i have tried places such as Safe auto, Farmers. etc. All those places are way to high. Im 19, drive a Saturn L300. If that helps with anything. Im looking for something Cheaper than 150. Thanks guys.""
How much would auto insurance cost for a 16 year old male on a 1997 Chevrolet Camaro?
I am going to be getting my license soon, and I would like a car that has a nice look to it, but won't break my bank on insurance. I have a job, and I am a high school student. (As stated in the question) I am considering purchasing a 1997 Chevrolet Camaro for what I think is a fair price. I am wondering what an average monthly insurance cost would be from anyone educated in this area, since all of the insurance companies require you to submit all of your information or meet with them for a quote. I have a 3.983 cumulative GPA right now, and I am very cautious (Not saying accidents can't happen, but figure in a safe driver discount). Thank you in advance for any advice.""
""Help, I need car insurance, best quote 1356 pounds?""
Help, I need car insurance, best quote 1356 pounds 9 years no claims, driving licence for 20 years, the car is a 2 lit and 5 years old Helppppppp""
Will my insurance company find out? If so how?
I got into a fender bender the other day, it was my fault, I can either pay for the damages to the other car out of my pocket, or I can let him tell his insurance company about it and he has a $500 deductable, I do not have coalition insurance, only liability, so if he reports it to his insurance will I still have to pay his $500 deductable out of my pocket or will my liability insurance company have to pay the $500? Or will his insurance company pay the $500? If he reports it to HIS insurance company will MY insurance company find out about the accident?""
How much do i have to pay for my insurance? i just got my license!?
im 17 years old. i don't know my credit score. i got my license 1 week ago. and i dont have a car i am going to drive my moms kia sedona 2004. and i want to have infiniti insurance thats what my parents have please help me out?
HELP PLEASE. AUTO INSURANCE FOR NEW DRIVER. I NEED A GOOD ANSWER?
how much a year would a 1998 chevrolet camaro base, not z28, be for a new driver. any ideas? and also a 2002 dodge intrepreped es 4 door cost? please.""
Laddies. Is there any good Health Insurance that is not that expensive?
I know this is a dump question to ask but is there a Health Insurance that is not that expensive out there? I live in Missouri and she is 29 years old. We have 2 kids and live pay check to pay check. We tried Medicaid but they won't cover it unless you don't work or have more kids, and both are out of the question. I don't make a lot of money where I work but it does pay the Bills. I have tried to get a 2nd Job but with my first Job it doesn't always work out. I have to work over time and that doesn't cut it with most Jobs. I am trying to find a good health insurance that I can afford to help pay for her hospital visits. Please help me.""
Heallth insurance for the self employed?
I need dental and health insurance for an affordable price. I am unmarried.... what can I do? who offers it? how much will it cost?
Home insurance?
im looking for some insurance that will mean if either my fiancee or i die our house will be paid off in full (this way our kids have a home) im still quite young (38) any one know any good companys to get a quote with?
Driving without insurance?
Hi guys police gave me citation for not having insurance paper with me its registered under my cousin name we live the same address the car is insured but i don't have insurance if i go court and show car insurance they will give me ticket or what thank you.
texas insurance gold card
texas insurance gold card
https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/online-car-insurance-quotes-comparison-india-michael-adams/"
0 notes
geekade · 7 years
Text
Macabre Movie Mausoleum: Friday the 13th Part 3
Geekade is in full spook mode! Our 31 Days of Halloween celebration is about halfway through but that isn’t going to stop Jason Voorhees. Today my faithful gravediggers and undertakers, we take a look at Friday the 13th Part 3 in 3D!!! That’s right, Jason has joined the 3D craze that swept up most horror franchises of the time. Let’s see how it fared, shall we?
Friday the 13th Part 3 (1982)
Director: Steve Miner
Starring: Dana Kimmell, Tracie Savage, and Richard Brooker
One of my favorite things about the Friday series is that each sequel competently recaps the previous movies in a nice way. I don’t see many horror movies doing this, and it’s a nice touch.
The movie starts proper, and we are in 3D hell. I’m going to review all of the 3D upfront here, so we can focus on the movie later. Remember, this happened way before the current 3D technology existed, so you have to watch the movie with those stupid-looking red and blue glasses on. What this means is that all the color of the movie is skewed greatly. Depending on how your eyes are focused, the blue van would look red or green, but very rarely actually blue. They utilized the 3D nicely in some of the kill scenes, but more often than not, it was an annoying gimmick used for cheap thrills, like when one of the characters plays with a yo-yo that repeatedly ‘jumped’ at you. About halfway through the movie, I had to switch to 2D because the gimmick was annoying and the color distortion was distracting.
This movie takes place the day after the last movie and starts with an injured Jason, (remember, he was hit with a machete in the shoulder/chest) finding a change of clothes at a local store near the lake. The store is owned by a couple and is attached to their home. The woman is watching news about what happened in the previous movie, while her husband is stalked by Jason in the bathroom. He’s killed with a meat cleaver after not wiping following his shit. (something that repeats in this franchise)
The man’s wife briefly investigates what happened to him, but after not finding anything she goes back to watching the news. She can’t find one of her knitting needles, which obviously means she soon dies by having said needle stabbed into her skull. This whole sequence exists just to show how Jason got a new shirt. I wish today’s movies put that much effort into their plots as this movie did for one throw away scene.
Next we’re introduced to the main group of characters, Chris who is returning to her family’s old house on Crystal Lake, her boyfriend, a pregnant couple, a stoner couple, and two characters that are being set up on a blind date weekend. They drive by the convenience store that Jason attacked earlier in the morning and see the bodies being carted off. Shelly, the guy being set up on the blind date, is quickly revealed to be a horror prankster; pretending to be a killer or a victim and things like that.
Soon after arriving at the house, Shelly and his uninterested date, Vera, go to a different convenience store, and run afoul of three bikers who attack them and their car. In retaliation, Shelly drives over their bikes, and speeds away. Back at the house though, the bikers catch up to them and plan to burn down the barn, but two of them are quickly killed off by Jason with a pitchfork. The third tries to surprise Jason, but is beaten with a lead pipe.
Chris and her boyfriend, Rick, head off on their own, and she explains the reason she left the house is because she was attacked by a deformed man in the woods, and she’s only returned to confront her fears. Unfortunately, the bikers managed to siphon the gas to their van, you know, before they were viciously murdered, so now they have to walk back to the house.
In a hockey mask and harpoon gun, Shelly tries to scare Vera by the lake to get her to like him. It's like that kindergarten mentality of pulling the hair of the girl you like, but as adults and resulting in her fearing for her life. Anyway, Jason kills Shelly by slitting his throat open, and steals his mask, and this is how Jason gets his iconic look. Later, Jason shoots Vera with the harpoon gun practically from across the lake, showcasing one of the few good uses of 3D in the movie.
Moving into the house, Jason moves onto his next targets. First is Andy, who is walking away from his showering pregnant girlfriend on his hands for some reason. In reality, the reason is so Jason can chop him between the legs with easy access, and it is brutal. The best death scene in the movie so far, despite Vera’s death utilizing the 3D tech better.
Debbie, the preggers, gets a knife in the chest (can’t hurt the belly) while laying in a hammock.
Next up, the stoner couple. First Chuck goes to the basement to investigate the black out, and after surprisingly getting things to work, Jason throws him into the fuse box, electrocuting him, and killing the power to the house again. Back upstairs Jason impales Chili (yes her name is Chili) with a hot poker from the fireplace.
Finally getting back to the house, Chris and Rick find the place messed up, but no blood or bodies. It’s at this point I’ve formed two theories about Jason. 1. He can teleport. It's the only explanation of how he travels so fast while only walking. 2. He must have been so abused as a kid for making messes that even now, as a hulking monster, he remembers those punishments which is why he’s so good at hiding evidence from people who never seem to find blood until they’re about to die. Exiting the house to investigate the grounds, Rick is caught by Jason and has his head crushed in, with his eye popping out. Kudos to the eye in 3D, but the special effects for the head, look less convincing than those from the first movie.
Being chased by Jason, Chris makes her way to the barn, but Jason catches her. Leading him to the second floor, she pushes Jason out the window hanging him by the neck. With only one way to leave, she opens the barn door to find Jason hanging there, but still alive. He lifts himself to get his head out of the noose, but in doing so his mask rides up, and she realizes he’s the one who attacked her in the woods years ago.
As he’s about to kill her, Chris is saved by the third biker that we thought died earlier. He distracts Jason long enough for Chris to grab an ax, but he is quickly killed off (for good) and Chris chops the ax into Jason’s head, “killing” him.
Much like the first movie, Chris gets into a boat and floats out into the lake to sleep where she has a nightmare of Jason chasing her out of the house, and Pamela Voorhees (with her head reattached) pulls Chris into the water. She wakes up and this never happened.
The cops escort her away, and they drive by Jason’s dead body.
On to the rating…
It’s starting to get repetitive. I know it’ll get worse later on in the franchise, but even now at 3, it feels like they’ve done this before. The movie was by no means bad, but it suffered from repetitiveness.  I mean, for god’s sake they even ended with the same drifting to sleep while on a boat bit from the first movie.
None of the characters felt three dimensional, and this is in a movie where 3D was the whole gimmick. Bad puns aside, the characters weren’t fleshed out enough, and the one that was, Chris, had a backstory that made no sense. After getting into a fight with her parents, she runs into the woods. While there, Jason stumbles upon her, and he attacks her. She survives ‘somehow’ but when she woke up, she was back home. Everyone said she imagined it, until now when she’s confronted by Jason again. Not once do they go into what Jason was doing in the woods that night, or when in the movie timeline this would have happened, nor do they explain how she survived and got back to her house while unconscious.
The bikers that appear throughout the movie are meant to be throw aways just to pad the runtime, but they added nothing to the story overall.
By this point they should just set the entire lake and all of its surroundings on fire to prevent any more Jason attacks.
But wait, there's more! Come back next week for The Final Chapter! No, really! It's the final one!
...right?
For more from the author head over to azarrising.com
0 notes