#and she goes ‘I don’t think that’s right and we’re gonna have to have a conversation about that’

[berrystainedsue]

28th june fic rec!

happy glastonlarry to all who celebrate

funeral of broken hearts (42K) by tommolinson | @alwayssharry

“The record,” he slurs a little, and he knows, somewhere deep deep down where he still feels rational, that he shouldn’t be asking it, “is it about me?” Harry huffs a dry laugh, then takes a long sip of tequila, only wincing a little bit when the liquid hits the back of his throat, probably. “What’s not about you?” He shakes his head, then adds, quietly, “anything I do is for, because, or about you, Louis.”

or, the one where Louis breaks Harry's heart, Harry breaks the Internet and together, they learn what it means to trust again

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Dull Light, Sharp Edges. (54K) by finelinefeelings

Harry’s a lonely photographer in Leeds—known to everyone, but truly known by no one. That is, until he notices Louis, a homeless man living under a bridge. Harry calls him “Bridgeboy” until one day, he decides to bring him coffee.

This small gesture sparks a routine—breakfast together, walks, and quiet moments that slowly build an unspoken friendship. But Louis is guarded, untrusting, and determined to do things on his own. Harry only wants to help, but deeper down, he just wants to be loved.

OR harrys never been lonelier and thats when he meets bridgeboy, a homeless louis who can avoid questions like no other. naturally he brings him home.

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the shape we take (8K) by boyfriendstages

“And tonight,” Harry goes on, lips curling, “since we’re in Paris—she did the Eiffel Tower.”

A beat.

Then Louis says, “No wonder you like her music so much.”

Harry full on cackles into the pillow, his voice breathy and sweet. “….I want to try it.”

There’s a pause, longer this time.

“You want to be Eiffel Towered?”

one shot. it starts with a sabrina carpenter show in paris. it ends with three of them tangled up in something they’ve only done a few times before—want, memory, and a body held in the middle.

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and they were roommates (9K) by Anonymous

The one where Omega Harry pretends to be an alpha because university housing sucks. There is only one problem, really, in his stupid, reckless plan: his roommate Louis is the best smelling alpha he has ever encountered.

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Make Me Into Something Sweet (12K) by lousdelicatepointofview (starryhaze) | @starryhaze28

“Oh, I hate this. Lou’s gonna kill me,” Oli mutters, but he doesn’t pull away. He knows better.

Harry tilts his head back, eyes glinting with mischief as his nails trace down the front of Oli’s vest, slow and teasing. “Oh, don’t be so dramatic,” he purrs. “He’s not going to kill you.”

Oli arches a brow. “No?”

Harry leans in just close enough to brush his lips against Oli’s ear. “No,” he whispers, grinning wickedly. “He’s going to fuck me senseless.”

or the one where Harry uses Oli to make Louis jealous and in return, gets fucked senseless.

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Wasn't Expecting That (103K) by yourpricelessadvice | @yourpricelessadvice

Since moving out of his mum's house with his baby daughter, it's always been just Harry and his little Luna Flower; dad and daughter against the world. Things are just fine and Harry doesn't think he needs anyone -- and that could have had to do with the fact that he doesn't think there's anyone out there good enough. But, with a leap of faith and some unexpected twists and turns, maybe he might just prove himself wrong. 

Or, the one where Harry is a single dad and gets more than he bargained for after a one night stand of sorts.

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it's warm in antarctica (26K) by HoldingOnToChaos | @holdingontochaos

After having his heart accidentally broken by Harry, Louis is offered a job opportunity in Australia. With nothing keeping him tied to England and a desperate desire to not watch the man he loves love someone else, he takes it.

When he eventually returns home to England, he’s so sure that his feelings are gone. So. Sure. Right?

-- Or Louis runs away to Australia but can’t escape his feelings

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you taught me how to love (i taught you how to stop) (50K) bydevilinmybrain (venomedveins) | @thedevilinmybrain

"I was always better at hand to hand than you," Harry growls, even as he leans his weight into the blade. It's small, sharp, has a handle of gold roses.

"I don't know about that." Louis moves his arm forward, makes the presence of the barrel of the gun fit snugly to Harry's hip. "I think we just play differently."

"You going to shoot me?" Harry asks, those wild eyes tracking over Louis' face. "Do it."

"I think I've put enough scars on you," Louis answers, means it about the stretch marks still lining the sides of Harry's stomach, but it lands a little too raw. There are other scars on Harry's body that Louis blames himself for, scars inside too.

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Outwit, Outplay, Outlast (60K) by dancesongsoul, lookatyourchoices | @lookatyourchoices

“Tommo and Harry are gonna do it. I don’t know when, but they’re gonna do it. They’ve got the mattress, the pillows, everything’s in place, and they’re gonna do it. I really wish those two the best of luck.” –Taylor Swift, "Chapera"

Or a Survivor All-Stars AU in which Harry and Louis are just in this game to win the million dollars, but they end up with something better.

Featuring Harry's yellow swim shorts, Louis in snapbacks, and OT5 shenanigans.

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You Keep His Shirt, He Keeps His Word (5K) by starryhaze | @starryhaze28

Harry turns his face to the side, not quite looking at him. His cheeks are flushed, curls sticking to his forehead, and his breathing heavy. “You’re…” He swallows. “You’re still sweaty.”

Louis chuckles, fingers pausing at the nape of Harry’s neck. “That a problem or a preference?”

Harry groans and buries his face again, like that’ll hide how hot his skin is going. “Preference,” he mumbles.

There’s a pause where Louis stills and then Harry hears the telltale smirk in his voice. “Oh? Is that why you’ve been hiding your face like a little brat? You wanna smell me, baby?”

or the armpit kink socceraid fic

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Two, He's Kissing On You (10K) by louislittletomlintum | @louislittletomlintum

“There’s no way you’re this professional,” Louis accused quietly, adjusting his grip on his cock that felt like it was throbbing now from not getting the friction it wanted.

“I’m not,” Zayn shrugged and mumbled back, still snapping away. He almost sounded bored but his words betrayed him. “Your partner is literally right there though,”

Louis instantly grinned at that, because if that was the only issue, it could be easily resolved.

“He likes to watch. Don’t you Haz?”

or the one where louis' a life model, zayn is a photographer, and harry is also there

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fluent in your silences (14K) by boyfriendstages

5 times Harry inspires Written All Over Your Face and the one time Louis does something about it.

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🎫 - heres your ticket to glastonbury if you made it this far

631,682 words read (-54% less than last month)

27 fics read (107% more than last month)

24 authors (84% more than last month)

[the-meme-monarch]

things that make scc look more like siblings that i noticed on my replay of deltarune (which is today i noticed them 30 minutes ago)

Their bullet patterns in their fight. mostly nothing gives me the vibes of 3 brothers goofing off, but the little doodles on to top of the battle box make me think of me and my brother drawing little dumb stuff when we were younger and had extra paper. i can basically invision them drawing it and going "yeah this is gonna look awesome to anyone we get in a fight with!"

after the fight, when flying away, Sweets and Cap'n are used as platforms for KK to stand on, but in the very next room where you slide down, Cap'n is now on KK's head, and Sweets is free from being stepped on. like, within the 5 seconds of them leaving and showing up again, they changed up their standing positions because cap'n started fussing about it

The way KK sabotages his brother's attempts at thwarting the fun gang read as intentionally being a jerk to your younger (or older) siblings, because you think it's funny. There is no way in the teacup room that he didn't hear Cap'n say "heh, you'll never guess the correct ride!" and thought "oh i GOTTA fuck with him"

and this one is just me vamping but when you leave their shop they all go "See ya!" "Smell ya!" "Hear ya!" and the way they do it in quick succession reads to me as an inside joke they have with eachother hochi mama that's alotta text! sory

YAY YAY YAY BIG AGREE BIG AGREE WITH ALL them doodling their attacks is so cutes:] I’m literally drawing stuff with their attacks rn

ALSO some of my own observations i would like to add i think

-their battle check dialogue saying sweet and capn look up to kk and kk looks up to the other two. theyre everything to me. w me thinking kk is the oldest sibling and sweet and cap’n are years younger than him and closer in age together it reads to me like. yknow. they think he’s so cool and they idolize him, and kk is proud of them :] “aren’t my little brothers so cool”.

i have headcanons that make this a little sad, them having parents who wanted them to conform and “be normal” and fit in, and kk being the oldest dealt with it for longer And like, had to play third parent to sweet and cap’n to keep them from getting in trouble. bc he could Actually connect with them unlike their parents. and like. yeah. it kinda changed the way he acts. got so used to masking that the mask is kinda stuck. the mask doesn’t come off the same anymore. this is not me projecting my neurodivergence and my fucking eldest “daughter” syndrome don’t worry about it. anyway he moved out and to cyber world as soon as he was able to, so him seeing his siblings’ spirits haven’t been broken and they’re just as loud and lively as they used to be, and how He used to be, it makes him happy :’] he looks up to them

- kk’s teasing, or purposeful misunderstanding of what the other two say, or just staying Out of their arguments until directly asked and redirecting them, “we’re rebels that play” “we don’t play!!” “(…) kk are we players?!” “I’m a CD player”. or when talking about how queen never gave capn candy and sweet saying “bc you kept calling her a hot mama” and cap’n seems to imply he meant it literally “she looks like a mom and tends to overheat”, when they ask for kk’s input he just goes “huh? i like candy”. and also VERY MUCH the “this right ride is the right ride” bit you brought up. absolutely fucking with him. it is a Shame capn doesn’t have new dialogue if you talk to him again after kk says that BDJDJSNDJJ

- also on kk sabotaging his siblings, capn especially, there’s also the 400 bagels bit. i know damn well you heard capn and knew what he meant he wasn’t even whispering there were No parentheses on that dialogue. and he doesn’t even actually give you the bagels if you ask for them !! In My Heart it is him saying the “you were crushed under the weight of 400 bagels and defeated instantly… just kidding. you just can’t carry that many.”

- the way sweet is just Wholly onboard with whatever kk says. “I wanna be a car” “good thinking kk! gotta have a way to get around” you literally already have the flying turntable. it just reads to me as them thinking their older brother is the coolest smartest guy ever. they also just seem much more inclined to listen to kk, like when capn says “sweet chill, there’ll be other bad guys” which seems to just further upsets sweet and makes them to call on the fight, and then after the fight kk suggest they be friends- which i think is the only time sweet has disagreed with him- but then after getting pissed off at capn again kk tells them “sweet. don’t worry. i think our dancing beat them” and they pretty much just Go with it from there

- inversely, while I don’t think either of them can really tell when kk is joking, where sweet goes along with it capn questions it, like the “can I buy a bagel too?” “you’re the one selling them?”

- “kk’s always got it right!” “what’s why he’s second-in-command!” “…who’s first?” “huh? I’m not the leader?” “can i be third?” i think it is infinitely funnier if sweet Thought kk was leader and was just fucking Fuming at cap’s implication that he’s second. I think capn thinks of himself as the leader, capn typically being a contraction of captain, and just the way he talks sometimes, he’s the one who tells them they should go back to the junk shop, and calls in the turntable to leave. aslo i remember seeing someon say Years ago, that from capns perspective he’d be at the top of the line up, like kris is in their/our perspective. I do think sweet comes off as the leader though, but I don’t think they intend to, they just seem the most proactive about their mission, where i think kk is actively and quietly trying to hold it back (i think he knows the music ban isn’t real but well his siblings are having fun) note that he doesn’t have anything to say about queen, nothing on how he feels about her, except that he doesn’t want to break into Her House ! “we’re just rebels, we don’t want to get in trouble”

-a lot of this ended up being about kk that was Not intentional. so for one that definitely isn’t about him. the way sweet gets on cap’n’s case about flirting like every single time. sick of hearing about/Being Witness his brother’s annoying ass love life. and he’s gotta be stupid about it too? radio antenna.

- sweet and cap’n are literally simultaneously The Two Ways Siblings Are Depicted In Media Like All The Time. 1 gets along so well to where they complete each others sentences but also 2 are fighting all the fucking time over the stupidest shit NDNSJSNKSNJ. i love how they seem to actually be closer together than either of them are wirh kk, but kk is both of their favorite person. bc like. kk doesn’t finish their sentences, and they don’t bicker with him.

sweet and cap’n will often end their lines with a comma(,) or an ellipses(…) Literally Incomplete Sentences, that the other will then Complete. often what kk says is a non-sequitur to what the other two said. and i just think sweet and cap’n being able to bicker the way they do and still get along afterward like it was nothing is indicative of them being more comfortable with each other. they feel comfortable calling each other out and fighting about it, where they don’t argue with kk. granted this could be him just being more passive than the other two so fights just never arise with him, but with how sweet seemingly will just pick fights with capn, when they pretty firmly show And Say they think kk’s always right- and cap’n will question things kk says, but doesn’t double down like he does when arguing with sweet . but so them bickering Combined with how they also complete each other’s sentences, and how they independently look up to kk, but kk seemingly not having this same dynamic with either of them, that’s just how it reads to me !

- also this one has nothing to do with anything but it’s still one of my most favorite bits of info on them and i need to share it any chance i get. it says “battle won!” instead of “you won!”, and they don’t give you money after their fight. i might be wrong but i think they’ve been like the only fight that doesn’t give you money (besides i think susie’s fight with lancer). but it’s bc they think They won. susie says “wrap it up losers, battle’s over” and Then they come to the conclusion they lost, “over?” “in other-type words,” “we lost?” but then after kk suggest they be friends and sweet gets upset he says “i think our dancing beat them.” lying to them to get them to drop it HXBSNSJSSM

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Preparing for Battle - Part 3

Steve goes to Eddie's trailer. Also on A03: [Here] Part: 1 / 2 / 3

“So,” Robin says from the staff room doorway the second Eddie disappears. “You wanna explain, or should I start guessing?”

“Explain what, Buckley?” Steve replies, already sounding defensive.

“Oh, I don’t know,” Robin says, stepping into the room. “Maybe the fact that I just watched Eddie Munson fawn over you for five straight minutes, and not only did you not stop him, you asked me to leave so you could be alone with him.”

“He did not fawn over me,” Steve scoffs.

Robin rolls her eyes and launches into a dramatic reenactment, pitching her voice to mimic them both:

“Oh my God, Eddie. You came back.” “You asked me to, Steve. How could I deny you anything? Also, have I ever told you your hair is gorgeous?” “No, Eddie. Your hair is gorgeous.” “Steve, stop it, you’re making me blush.” “You know how pretty you are, Munson. You stop it. Okay Robin, you’re gonna have to give us a moment. Alone.”

She finishes with a smug look; arms crossed like a lawyer resting her case.

Steve stares at her, unimpressed. “You seriously need a hobby.”

Robin shrugs. “I have one. It’s watching you spiral. Now, care to plead your case?”

“It wasn’t like that,” Steve mutters. “You majorly embellished.”

“Uh-huh. Sure.” Robin reaches for the post-it note by the till and holds it up like it’s Exhibit A. “Then what’s this? If I still had the scoreboard, this would be your first tally under ‘You Rule.’”

Steve snatches the note and tucks it into his pocket. “It’s just his number. We’re hanging out Thursday. He wants help with something he’s working on.”

Robin raises an eyebrow.

“I said yes because…” Steve hesitates, then sighs. “Because I’m hoping he’ll see I’m not a total loser now. And maybe we can be friends. I haven’t had a guy friend my age in a long time, Rob. And I don’t think I’ve ever had one who wasn’t kind of an asshole.”

Robin’s expression softens. “Well, that’s heartbreakingly honest.”

“Yeah, well. Don’t get used to it.”

“You don’t even know Eddie Munson that well,” Robin points out. “Can we really be sure he’s not an asshole?”

“Dustin likes him,” Steve says. “Don’t ever tell him I said this—he does not need the ego boost—but I trust the kid’s judgment. Sometimes. About some things. If he says Eddie’s cool, that’s a point in his favor.” Steve shrugs. “Besides, he seemed nice enough just now.”

“Oh, he seemed very nice,” Robin says with a smirk—but it fades when she sees the look on Steve’s face. “This is really important to you, isn’t it?” she asks, softer now.

Steve nods. “Yeah. I think so. I don’t know why, but... yeah. Weirdly enough.”

Robin studies him for a beat, then sighs. “Okay. I’ll lay off. It’s no fun if the teasing actually hurts your feelings.”

Steve gives her a grateful look.

“And listen,” she adds, “if Munson ever hurts your feelings—even by accident—you tell me right away. I will have words for him. Sharp, pointy ones.”

“Wow, Robin. That’s terrifying,” Steve says, rolling his eyes affectionately.

“Shut up and let me defend your honor,” she replies, sticking her tongue out at him.

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Somehow—by some absolute miracle—Steve might actually be about to have a male friend who isn’t years his junior.

He knocks on the door to Eddie’s trailer at 5 p.m. sharp. There’s the sound of quick footsteps, a bit of muffled mumbling, and then the door swings open with a dramatic flourish. Eddie stands there, bowing low in the warm light spilling out behind him. He’s wearing pajama bottoms and a band t-shirt, and his hair looks soft, like it’s been freshly washed and towel dried.

Steve wonders what it would feel like under his fingers, then mentally slaps himself for being weird and staring. Again.

“Good evening, Sir Steve,” Eddie says grandly. “Welcome to my humble abode. Feel free to keep your shoes on or leave them at the door. The world is your oyster.”

“So, it’s ‘Sir Steve’ now?” Steve grins, stepping inside and immediately removing his shoes—etiquette drilled into him since before he could walk. Eddie closes the door behind him and heads toward the kitchen.

“Felt more fitting,” Eddie calls over his shoulder. “Seeing as you’ll be Corroded Coffin’s knight in shining armor if you agree to help us.” He grabs two glasses. “Want anything to drink?”

“I like it a lot more than ‘King Steve,’ that’s for sure,” Steve replies. “Water’s fine.”

“Our finest tap water, coming right up,” Eddie says with a smirk. “Only the best for former royalty.”

Steve rolls his eyes, but the smile doesn’t leave his face as he takes in the space around him. It’s like stepping into another world, one completely unlike the open-plan, perfectly curated showrooms of the Harrington house. There’s clutter everywhere, and the small table in front of the couch is covered in enough coffee rings to make his mother faint on sight.

But it’s cozy. Lived in. Loved.

And that’s something Steve’s never been able to say about his own home.

Here, he feels like he can breathe. Like he doesn’t have to worry about breaking something just by existing too close to it. His house may have two stories and a pool, but it doesn’t have a fraction of the warmth this place holds in every corner.

Steve really, really likes it here.

Eddie clears his throat and hands Steve a glass. “It’s probably not much to look at compared to your place, but it works for me and my uncle Wayne.”

“No, I like this way better than my place,” Steve says honestly. “It feels like people actually live here. It’s nice.” He glances around. “Also, the mug collection? Really cool.”

“Please don’t let Wayne hear you say that,” Eddie groans. “He can and will talk your ear off for four hours straight about the origin story of each one if you give him the chance.”

Steve huffs a laugh. “I wouldn’t mind that,” he says, and he means it.

He can’t imagine what it’s like to have a parental figure who talks about anything other than work or expectations. If someone asked, Steve isn’t sure he could name a single fact about his father that doesn’t involve his job. The idea of someone like Wayne—someone who wants to share his interests, who wants to be known—feels almost unreal.

Eddie’s eyes widen slightly, but then the corner of his mouth lifts into a small, surprised smile.

“Well then,” he says, voice lighter, “it’s a good thing he’s working tonight. I can’t have someone else stealing your valuable time and attention when we’ve got important work to do.”

He leans into Steve’s space with a casual grin, like it’s nothing. But it isn’t nothing—not to Steve. A familiar rush of adrenaline sparks in his chest. Eddie leans in even closer, and Steve’s eyes, without permission, zero in on his mouth.

“Follow me, Big Boy,” Eddie says, patting Steve on the shoulder before turning and walking away.

It takes Steve a few seconds to snap out of it. He’s still staring at the spot Eddie just vacated, the words Big Boy echoing in his ears like a fire alarm. His brows furrow. He shakes his head, like that’ll help.

“Uh, yeah. Sure,” he says blankly, forcing his feet to move—clumsy in a way he never usually is.

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Big Boy? Where the hell had that come from? What the fuck was Eddie thinking?

He’d known this was probably a bad idea the second the words “You should come over” left his mouth at Family Video. The plan had been innocent enough. He wanted to give Steve a chance to get comfortable singing in front of someone before throwing him to the wolves. And by wolves, he meant his three brutally honest bandmates, who could sniff out nerves like sharks scenting blood in the water.

What hadn’t occurred to him—until it was far too late—was that this meant Steve would be in his trailer. Alone. With him. For hours.

Steve, who had recently proven to be surprisingly chill about Eddie’s teasing. Steve, who was dangerously easy to talk to. Steve, who was very much Eddie’s type.

It was a recipe for disaster. Eddie’s brain-to-mouth filter had a long history of catastrophic failure, and tonight was no exception. One slip—one stupid pet name—and he could end up with a black eye.

Maybe he could make a black eye look metal. Wear it like a badge of honor while shredding on stage.

But then Steve had walked in and looked around like the trailer was a palace. Like it was better than the mini-mansion he lived in. He’d said he liked it. Said Wayne’s ridiculous mug collection was cool. Said he wouldn’t mind hearing the story behind every single one.

And Eddie had leaned in. Instinctively. Too far.

And then—Big Boy. Jesus Christ.

He’d turned away fast, hoping Steve wouldn’t register it. Half-expecting to hear the front door slam and find himself alone again. But Steve had followed him. Into the bedroom. Calm as anything, placing his glass next to Eddie’s on the nightstand, eyes curious and open.

“Sorry it’s a bit of a mess,” Eddie said, twisting his rings.

“No, it’s cool, man. It’s your space. I’m not gonna judge,” Steve replied, eyes scanning the posters before landing on Eddie’s guitar.

He stepped toward it, and Eddie tensed—but didn’t stop him.

Steve didn’t touch it. Just looked. Admired. “This is amazing. The design’s really detailed,” he said, smiling like he got it. Like he understood how important it was. Like he respected it.

Then he turned back to Eddie. “This whole room is so you, dude. It’s really cool.”

Eddie laughed. “Well, yeah, Steve. I do live in it.”

Steve frowned, and Eddie—of course—couldn’t leave it alone. “Do you not have stuff you like in your room?”

“Not really,” Steve shrugged. “It’s just a room.”

Eddie blinked. “Huh.”

He didn’t know what to say to that. It was kind of sad, the idea of Steve not having a space that felt like his. A room should be a reflection of who you are. A place where you can just be.

Steve deserved that.

“So,” Steve says, clearly trying to shift the mood. “You’re the lead guitarist, I’m guessing?”

“Ding ding ding, we have a winner,” Eddie replies. “What gave it away, Sweetheart?”

Oh. Oh no. Big Boy was one thing, but Sweetheart?

Eddie may as well start bracing for impact now. He clenches his fists at his sides, waiting for the inevitable punch.

But instead, Steve laughs. A real, full laugh that bursts from his chest—and then he gently pushes Eddie’s arm, not a fist to the face.

“Shut up,” Steve grins. “I was trying to show genuine interest in your part in the band, jerk. I picked up some tapes from the record store after work yesterday. I’ve never really listened to this kind of music before, but the solo guitar parts sounded so complicated and impressive. Like that must take a lot of skill. Can you do that?”

Eddie’s brain short-circuits.

He really needs to stop having expectations when it comes to Steve Harrington. Every time he thinks he’s figured the guy out, Steve does something that makes Eddie feel like he’s about to go into cardiac arrest.

“Wait a minute,” Eddie says slowly. “You—Steve Harrington—mean to tell me that you went to the record store, bought metal, and listened to it? Unprompted?”

Steve blinks. “Yeah?”

“If I didn’t know better, I’d say you were body-snatched,” Eddie mutters. “Who?”

“Who?” Steve echoes, confused.

“Yeah, who did you listen to?”

“Oh. Uh, well, I didn’t know any band names, and Robin just gave me a weird look when I asked her,” Steve admits. “So, I went with the one I saw on the back of that jacket you were wearing the other day.”

“Dio?” Eddie’s voice cracks a little. He folds one arm across his chest and tugs a lock of hair toward his mouth with the other. He tries not to notice the way Steve’s eyes follow the movement. “You listened to Dio?”

Steve nods. “Yeah.”

Eddie swallows. “Thoughts?”

Steve doesn’t answer right away. He’s thinking—really thinking—and Eddie can practically hear the gears turning. The silence stretches just long enough to make Eddie’s stomach twist. He braces himself for disappointment.

But he waits. Because Steve has surprised him all night, and maybe—just maybe—he’ll do it again.

Steve shifts his weight from one foot to the other, eyes flicking between Eddie and the guitar again. He’s quiet for a few more seconds, then finally says:

“I thought it was... kind of awesome, actually.”

Eddie blinks.

“I mean, I didn’t know what to expect,” Steve continues, rubbing the back of his neck. “I figured it’d just be loud and angry, but it wasn’t. It was intense, yeah, but also kind of theatrical? Like, dramatic in a cool way. And the guitar solos—dude, they were insane. I don’t even know how someone’s fingers move that fast.”

He pauses, then adds, a little sheepishly, “I liked it more than I thought I would. A lot more.”

Eddie stares at him like he’s trying to figure out if this is a prank. Steve can practically see the disbelief written all over his face.

“I’m serious,” Steve says, holding his hands up. “I even rewound one of the solos a few times just to hear it again. I think it was from a song called ‘Rainbow in the Dark’? That one was sick.”

Eddie makes a noise that might be a laugh or a choked sob—it’s hard to tell.

Steve smiles. “So yeah. I mean, I’ve always been into rock, but metal is cool. I can see why you like it.” He shrugs, trying to play it cool, but there’s a flicker of something earnest in his eyes. “I just wanted to understand what you’re into. Felt important. Especially if it’s the kind of music your band will want me to sing if I decide to join you.”

Steve sits on the edge of Eddie’s bed, looking a little unsure of himself. Eddie joins him without hesitation, still reeling a little.

“Can I tell you something kind of embarrassing?” Steve asks.

“Anything,” Eddie says, and winces at the slight shake in his voice. He’s trying to play it cool but come on, Steve likes Dio. Steve complimented metal. Eddie’s barely holding it together.

“You won’t judge?” Steve asks again, quieter this time.

Eddie’s chest tightens at the uncertainty in his voice. “Of course not,” he says. “You’re talking to Eddie ‘the freak’ Munson. Judging people isn’t really my thing.”

Steve gives a small, crooked smile. “I don’t think you’re a freak.”

Eddie doesn’t know what to do with that, so he just waits.

“You’re probably gonna think it’s dumb that I’m even embarrassed about this.”

“Try me.”

Steve looks down at the floor. “I just really love music. Like, all kinds. I think it’s amazing that there’s always something out there that fits whatever you’re feeling. And the fact that people can write something that connects with so many others? That’s wild to me. Like, a song can make someone feel understood—or even save their life.”

He pauses, then keeps going, voice picking up a little. “And sometimes I’ll be listening to something I’ve heard a hundred times, and suddenly I’ll notice a new sound in the background—a guitar riff, a harmony, something small—and it’s weirdly satisfying.”

Eddie watches him, heart thudding.

“And when a band I like drops a new song and it’s actually good?” Steve laughs softly. “It feels like my team just won a championship or something. I get this rush. I don’t know. It probably sounds dumb.”

Eddie shakes his head, gently placing a hand on Steve’s knee before he can stop himself. Steve glances down at it but doesn’t pull away.

“Steve,” Eddie says, voice low. “None of that’s dumb. That’s exactly how I feel about music. Well, minus the sports metaphor. For me, it’s more like when a D&D campaign I’ve been planning for months actually works and everyone’s into it.”

Steve looks up at him. “You really think it’s not weird?”

“I think it’s awesome,” Eddie says. “Honestly? It makes you way more interesting than half the people you used to hang out with.”

Steve huffs a laugh. “Thanks. I guess I’ve just never really talked about it before. Didn’t think anyone would get it.”

“Well, I do,” Eddie says. “And for the record, it’s not weird to care about stuff. It’s actually kind of great.”

Steve meets his eyes and smiles—soft, genuine. “Thanks, Eddie.”

“You’re welcome. Now,” Eddie says, sliding his hand away from Steve’s leg, “let’s talk about the singing.”

“The singing,” Steve echoes, shrinking into himself a little. “What do you want to know?”

“Have you ever sung in front of someone before?” Eddie asks gently.

“Not that I know of,” Steve says. “Unless you count someone accidentally hearing me in the shower.” He lets out a small laugh. “I never thought I was good enough to sing for people. I just like how it makes me feel. It’s... comforting. Freeing, I guess.”

Eddie very valiantly does not think about Steve in the shower. He definitely doesn’t dwell on how cute Steve looks when he talks about this stuff. He’s cool. Totally cool. Anyone who says otherwise is a liar.

“Okay,” Eddie says, clearing his throat. “So, I know I said I’d show you some of our songs, but I think we should start by getting you comfortable singing in front of someone first.”

He stands and crosses the room, grabbing a mic and stand from the corner and setting it up in the middle of the room.

“I’ve filled in as lead singer before—kind of am right now while we’re figuring things out—and I’m decent. But I’d rather focus on guitar and then support with backing vocals and maybe some ad libs. The good news is I know a lot of the warmups and techniques, and I can teach you those. But for today, I thought we’d keep it simple.”

Steve watches him, nodding slowly, though his eyes flick to the mic with a hint of apprehension.

“I figured you could just sing something—anything you want—and I’ll be your audience,” Eddie says. “No pressure, no new songs, no band yet. Just you and me. That way, you can build some confidence without getting overwhelmed.”

Steve hesitates, then nods. “Yeah. That sounds doable.”

“Okay. Then come on over here, pretty boy,” Eddie says, gesturing to the mic stand. “Might need to adjust it for your height, but we’re probably close enough.”

Steve doesn’t move right away, so Eddie reaches out and grabs his hand, gently tugging him to his feet. Steve’s face turns a very intriguing shade of pink, but he doesn’t protest the nickname—or the touch. Eddie counts that as a win and mentally gives himself permission to keep the pet names coming.

He’s very fond of them, after all.

As Eddie adjusts the mic and flips on the speakers, he notices Steve eyeing the setup like it might bite him.

“Okay, first things first,” Eddie says, grinning. “I promise the microphone won’t hurt you. You can stand a little closer to it. Just don’t, like, put it in your mouth and you’ll be golden.”

Steve blinks. “Why would I put the microphone in my mouth?” he asks—then jumps slightly when his voice echoes through the speakers.

“You’d be surprised,” Eddie says, laughing. “We’ve had people try out for the band who did exactly that.”

Steve squints at the mic, then at Eddie. “How? Like... how did they even fit their mouths around it?”

Eddie opens his mouth to answer, then immediately regrets it. His brain goes somewhere it definitely shouldn’t.

“Wouldn’t you like to know,” he says instead, waggling his eyebrows.

The laugh that bursts out of Steve is bright and unguarded, and Eddie knows—knows—he’s going to hear it in his dreams tonight.

--------------------------

Steve tries to stop his chest from tightening. It’s just a microphone—an inanimate object. So why does it feel like it’s staring him down? Eddie’s been nothing but kind, and the last thing Steve wants is to let him down. But right now, the idea of singing out loud makes his heart feel like it’s trying to escape through his throat.

“Right,” Eddie says, adjusting the mic one last time. “I think we’re all set. Got a song in mind?”

“Uh...” Steve’s mind goes completely blank. His throat suddenly feels like sandpaper. Something must show on his face, because Eddie steps in without missing a beat.

“Okay, last time you were singing Fleetwood Mac, right?” he prompts. Then he chuckles. “That’s actually kind of funny—you’re Steve, and you were singing a song by a band with a Stevie.”

Steve huffs a laugh, grateful for the distraction. “Yeah, well... maybe if you play your cards right, your band will have a Stevie too.”

“Hopefully,” Eddie smiles. “So, which one of their songs would you say you know best?”

“Probably Dreams,” Steve says, leaving out the part about how it’s the one he listens to on his more emotional days.

“Think you could sing a bit of it for me? Even just the chorus?”

Steve looks at the microphone, and suddenly his breath catches. The room feels smaller, like the walls are closing in. His chest tightens, like there’s a belt wrapped around it, cinching tighter with every breath. He feels exposed—like he’s facing a Demogorgon with no weapon.

“I don’t know about this, Eddie,” he admits, voice tight. “What if the other day was a fluke? What if I’m not actually any good? I—”

“Hey,” Eddie says gently. “Look at me.”

A warm hand settles on Steve’s shoulder, grounding him. Steve lifts his gaze and finds Eddie’s eyes—kind, steady, safe.

“You don’t have to worry,” Eddie says. “It’s just me. If it helps, you can close your eyes and pretend you’re alone. This isn’t about being perfect. It’s just about trying. Seeing how it feels.”

“I don’t have to be perfect?” Steve echoes.

No one’s ever said that to him before.

Usually, it’s the opposite. He has to be perfect—because if he isn’t, he might lose the game, lose his job, lose his parents’ approval. Or worse, someone he cares about might get hurt. There’s never been room for mistakes. Not without consequences.

“Of course not. Hell, when I first started learning guitar, it took me days just to figure out how to hold the thing properly,” Eddie says, a fond smile tugging at his lips. He’s looking at Steve like he’s someone worth protecting for once, not like he’s the one who should be doing the protecting. Steve doesn’t know what to do with that.

“I’ve messed up on stage before. So have the other guys. No one’s gonna give you trouble for it. You’re human, Steve. Mistakes are human.”

Steve’s eyes sting. There’s a tightness in his throat that has nothing to do with singing. He suddenly realizes there’s a very real chance he might cry and embarrass himself completely. Eddie’s never going to want to invite him over again.

“Eddie,” he says, “if I decided I couldn’t do this would you still want to hang out sometime?”

Eddie blinks, stunned. “You want to hang out with me?” he asks, pointing to himself like he thinks Steve must’ve meant someone else.

“Yeah,” Steve nods. “I know we don’t really know each other, and there’s no reason we have to spend time together outside of this, but... I don’t know. You’re really cool, Eddie. I like talking to you. Most of my friends are the kids I babysit and Robin. It’s nice to talk to another guy my age without all the macho, popularity crap getting in the way.”

He hesitates, then adds, “So, I don’t want to let you down, but if I did, would you still want to hang out? Watch a movie or something?”

It’s too much. Steve knows it. His brain is screaming at him to take it back, to laugh it off. But it’s out there now. No hiding it.

“Sweetheart,” Eddie says softly.

There it is again—that strange, fluttery feeling Steve gets every time Eddie calls him something like that. It’s warm and thrilling, like a spark under his skin.

“You couldn’t let me down even if you opened your mouth right now and it sounded like absolute garbage.”

Eddie’s hand tightens on Steve’s shoulder, grounding him. His thumb moves in slow, soothing circles against the fabric of Steve’s shirt. It’s the kind of gentle care Steve’s only ever gotten from Robin and even then, not like this.

“You’ve already impressed me, Steve. I never thought I’d enjoy your company, but you’re not what I expected. In a good way. I like talking to you too.”

He smiles, earnest and a little shy. “So, if you really don’t want to do this, it’s fine. I’ll tell the guys to back off, and we can hang out whenever. But I think this could be something really good for all of us. So, I think you should give it a shot. What do you say?”

The tight grip around Steve’s chest loosens. The microphone no longer looks like a threat. The walls stop closing in.

He takes a deep, centering breath and nods. “I think I can try.”

“Good,” Eddie says, giving his shoulder one last squeeze before hopping up onto the bed and settling cross-legged on top of the duvet. Steve tries not to think about how empty his shoulder feels now. “I know it probably feels awkward without any backing music, so if you want me to grab my guitar and play backup, just say the word. I’m yours to command, Sir Steve.”

Steve chooses to ignore that last part for the sake of his sanity. Yep. Not thinking about the implications of that.

“Right,” he says. “Okay. I can do this.”

“You got this,” Eddie agrees. “Look at the floor if you need to—we’ll work on stage presence later.”

Steve thinks that if Eddie had been at his basketball games or swim meets, he probably would’ve won every time. Eddie has enough confidence in him for both of them. That thought is what finally pushes the first few lines out of his mouth.

It starts off quiet, a little awkward. He’s staring at the carpet like Eddie suggested, and he can feel Eddie’s eyes on him. It’s a familiar feeling from sports, but never from singing. That’s going to take some getting used to.

But then it happens—that spark. That feeling of freedom. His voice fills the room, clear and steady, wrapping around him like a warm blanket. It’s comforting. Empowering. The fact that he is making this sound, that it’s his voice reaching every corner of the room, leaves him in awe.

He starts to relax. His posture straightens. His eyes lift—and find Eddie.

Eddie is beaming, eyes wide with delight, and Steve’s next line comes out with a laugh. He feels elated knowing he caused that expression. Something soars in his chest, and for a moment, he feels invincible. He starts to project more, leaning into the feeling.

By the time he finishes the song, Eddie is already on his feet, pulling him into a tight hug. Steve barely has time to react before he’s hugging back just as tightly, laughing into Eddie’s shoulder.

“You did amazing, Stevie,” Eddie whispers.

And just like that, Steve knows.

He’s going to say yes to Corroded Coffin.

Because he kind of wants to feel like this forever.

Previous

[cheekblush]

SCREAM there are rumors being spread about me at work that i have smth going on with a colleague of mine 😭😭😭😭

[urmum-lovesme]

Ok but toxic!dad!rafe where this don’t effect the children’s life but when it come to the mother of his kids he’s still very overprotective. I mean she is a MILF.

This is the best thing I've ever heard anon I hope both sides of your pillow are cold.

Toxic!Rafe as a dad?

Surprisingly present. 

His kid adores him, and in their eyes, he’s just their cool, protective father. He spoils them, takes them out on the yacht all the time, and he makes sure they have everything they could ever want. He told himself he would never be like Ward if he ever became a father, and he- for a change- was living up to his word.

But when it comes to their mom? That’s where the real problem is.

Because Rafe does not change when it comes to Y/N.

Y/N falling pregnant, certainly wasn't planned. It wasn’t supposed to happen. She was young, she had a future and more than anything, she wasn’t sure if she even wanted to stay with Rafe, let alone have a baby with him. She didn't tell Rafe right away. Not because she was hiding it, but because she knew- deep in her gut- that he wouldn’t react like a normal person. She needed time to think, to weigh her options, to figure out what she wanted before he got involved.

But Rafe found out anyway.

Y/N had been so incredibly careful, she didn't leave any trace of the positive pregnancy test in Tannyhill; but he just knew her too well, sensed that something was off when she stopped drinking.

“What?”

His voice was quiet at first, his brows furrowed, like he didn’t quite believe what he was hearing. But then the realisation hit. His blue eyes darkened, his jaw tightened, and he stepped closer, the room suddenly feeling too small. His voice was calm, but there was something dangerous underneath it.

“You were gonna tell me, right?”

“Rafe, I—I don’t know what I’m going to do yet—”

Wrong answer. His hand shot out, gripping her jaw, forcing her to look at him.

“The fuck do you mean, you don’t know?” His breath was hot against her face, his fingers digging into her skin.

“That’s my kid, Y/N.”

Her stomach churned, her heart hammering against her ribs.

“I just- Rafe, I need time to think—”

“No, you don’t.”

He cut her off, shaking his head like the idea itself was ridiculous, angrily running a hand through his messed up hair.

“You don’t need to think. It’s already decided.”

She tried to take a step back, but his grip tightened, his other hand settling on her waist, firmly keeping her closer to him.

“We’re having this baby.”

Her breath caught in her throat as the words passed his lips, tears stinging her eyes before she could stop the feeling.

“I don’t- Rafe, this is my choice—”

His fingers pressed harder, his face inches from hers.

“No, it’s ours.”

Even now when they have a child together, he still watches her like a hawk. Still gets unreasonably possessive when she dresses a certain way, still makes a scene when he catches another man looking at her for a second too long. And she knows better than to fight him on it- most of the time.

It’s a summer afternoon, and she’s lounging by the pool, drink in hand, wearing a bikini that makes Rafe’s jaw clench. The sun was high, casting a golden glow over her as she adjusted the thin strap of her bikini top. It was tiny- too fucking tiny. The black fabric barely covered her tits, which, thanks to breastfeeding, were even fuller now, spilling slightly over the edges. His jaw clenched as his gaze dragged down, taking in the way the strings hugged her hips, digging into soft, newly gained curves that had him gripping the bottle in his hand just a little harder.

His friends are over, and while they’re talking, his eyes keep flicking toward her, watching the way the fabric clings to her curves. And then- Topper nudges him, nodding toward one of the new neighbours talking to her.

Rafe’s face goes dark.

She’s laughing at something the guy said, totally unaware of the way Rafe’s grip tightens around his beer bottle. He doesn’t make a scene- not yet- but when the guy finally walks away, Rafe strides over, towering over her as she peers up from her sun bed. His voice is deceptively smooth, but she knows that tone.

"Having fun, baby?"

"Yes."

His fingers skim her thigh, tracing the edge of her bikini bottoms.

"You looked like you were having a little too much fun."

She sighs, pushing her sunglasses up to rest on her head, she had a feeling she knew exactly where this was going.

"Seriously?"

"Dead serious." He leans down, voice dropping.

"Go inside and cover up."

She scoffs, shifting to sit up, the towel underneath her crumpling slightly as she moved,

"It’s our backyard and it's a pool party-."

"-I don’t give a fuck."

"Rafe, you’re being ridiculous."

"Yeah?" His grip tightens on her thigh.

"Then why’s he looking at you like he wants to fuck you?"

Her stomach flips.

"Stop," she hisses, even as heat creeps up her neck. But Rafe just smirks, leaning in so only she can hear.

"Maybe I should remind you who you belong to, huh?"

Her breath catches.

And the way he says it? The way his hand tightens on her thigh, just enough to send a warning? It sends a shiver down her spine, even as she glares at him. Because she knows- if she doesn’t listen now, he’ll make her.

Somehow, their kid never see this side of Rafe, he makes sure of it.

To them, their dad is just protective, he just 'cares about mommy so much!'. They never see the way their mother bites her lip in frustration when Rafe pulls her away from conversations. They never see the bruises he leaves- not always from violence, but from gripping her too tight, kissing her too hard. They don’t hear the way she argues in hushed tones behind closed doors, or the way she eventually gives in and melts into him anyway.

Because as much as she hates his jealousy and his control, she loves him too much to walk away.

He is the father of her child after all

[sharlsworld]

༘˚⋆𐙚｡⋆ nonsense - 𝐋𝐍𝟒 𖤓

（ 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ）

（ 𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗆𝖺𝗋𝗒 ）𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖺 𝖻𝗎𝗇𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝖿 𝗇𝗈𝗇𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌， 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝖼𝗅𝖾𝗋𝖼 𝗌𝗂𝖻𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌，𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗂𝖽

✫ i started this last summer and literally just finished so i had to go back and change lando and kikas username also just pretend like it’s mother’s day if you’re from the UK 😭

🝮

yn

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yn gangs all here

charles_leclerc Are you still mad at me bug?

charles_leclerc I didn’t mean to push lando off the boat but it was a silly coincidence right after he slapped you

⤷ lando you make me sound bad i just slapped her butt

⤷ charles_leclerc Don’t test me Lando.

⤷ lando sorry 😔

francolapinto hot (in the respectful kinda way)

⤷ lando i will k word you

⤷ alex_albon ur gonna kiss him?

⤷ francolapinto yes kith me lando!!!! 💋 i’ll go put on my chapstick real quick

⤷ maxverstappen ally!

⤷ yn i knew you were gay for my brother

⤷ maxverstappen1 ???

⤷ charles_leclerc no???

⤷ yn it’s ok guys we all know lestappen is real

kikagomes body tea 😍😍🥵

alexandrasaintmleux Hey pretty girl 😍

⤷ yn hey cutie pie 🥰

♥︎ by alexandrasaintmleux

estiebestie i know the pain she goes through with having 3 over protective older brothers 😭

mclaren Our favorite 🧡

lovely_leclerc the things i would do to see charles push lando off his yacht 😭

scuderiaferrari Have a good break queen, you deserve it 😉

⤷ arthur_leclerc She literally just walks around with alex and eats???

⤷ scuderiaferrari And she does it well

landolovesyn omg the picture of leo & alex 🥹

🝮

yn

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yn pictures i sent to the family gc this week

lando why did you make alex look aesthetic but not me?

⤷ yn baby i tried you looked clapped in every picture i took

joris__trouche Giving your brothers wrinkles and grey hairs in their 20s

⤷ yn it’s okay though cause it’s me 💖

♥︎ by charles_leclerc, arthur_leclerc, lorenzotl, and leclerc_pascale

lilymhe lando ruining the aesthetic as always

⤷ yn that’s what alex was saying too

⤷ kikagomes she’s right

lorenzotl Surpried lando wasn’t eating in his picture 😂

⤷ lando what he say fuck me for??

⤷ arthur_leclerc almost every picture y/n posts of you you’re eating something

⤷ lando so you’re saying i’m dumb ugly and fat then?

⤷ charles_leclerc well…

⤷ lando WOWWWWW i’m telling bug you’re bullying me charles

⤷ charles_leclerc nonono!!! i was just kidding! please she’s still mad at me for tripping you the other day

arthur_leclerc 1st picture “we’re talking about all of you except maman and cha” (charlotte not charles she was very clear) 2nd “why do you guys only get me bunnies where’s the diversity”, 3rd “this is gonna be gone in 2 minutes”, 4th “bro finally decided to hit the gym instead of the pantry”

⤷ lando OH SO YOURE CALLING ME DUMB UGLY AND FAT??

⤷ charles_leclerc wellll…….

⤷ lando @yn

⤷ yn quit bullying my boyfriend you fucking loser that’s why people always think your french cause you’re a fucking bitch

⤷ charles_leclerc wow you really know how to make a grown man cry…

⤷ pierregasly Hey what’s wrong with French people?? 💔

⤷ yn nothing i love timothée chalamet

⤷ lando babyyyyyy

⤷ yn jk i hate timothée chalamet

⤷ tchalamet whad i do 💔

⤷ yn jk i love you timothée

⤷ lando babyyyyloveeeeee

⤷ yn jk i HATE you timothée

⤷ tchalamet wow 😔

⤷ yn AGH FUCK LEAVE ME ALONE

🝮

lando

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lando my babylove I LOVE YOU FOREVER 🤍

charles_leclerc Bro…you look really handsome

⤷ lando i knew you loved me 🥹

⤷ georgerussell63 So I sense bug had a stern talking to with you Charles

yn i fw u heavily 🩷

⤷ lando i’ll take what i can get 🥰

alex_albon i’m gonna telling my kids that this was romeo and juliet

pierregasly 🔥🔥

tchalamet mkay

⤷ lando if i see you in my girls comments or dms i will find out where you live and i will sneak in at 3am and stand over you until you wake up and when you do i will kill you

⤷ danielricciardo “there were no signs”

leclerc_pascale Mes bébés 🥰🥰❤️

⤷ lando ❤️❤️

arthur_leclerc That jawline though 😍😍

⤷ lando you ol’ charmer 🙂‍↕️

carlossainz55 Cute mate 👌👌

alexandrasaintmluex Oooh who took this super duper cute and aesthetic picture?? 🥰

⤷ lando the best third wheel ever

⤷ alexandrasaintmleux 😐

maxverstappen1 I just want everyone to know he sent this to the gc to ask if it was cute

⤷ lando you bitch

lorenzotl 😍😍

⤷ lando omg enzo stop, you’re practically a married man 🙂‍↕️

🝮

yn

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yn miami you will always be famous 🤍 super proud of my baby lando & my sassy brother

lando i tried my best for you

⤷ yn and you did so well

⤷ lando wow im so easy you just warmed my heart up

kikagomes fitted asf 😍

charles_leclerc Thank you petite étolie 💛

oscarpiastri What about me?

⤷ yn of course i’m proud of you oscariño dafuqqq that griddy after the race?? 👌👌👌👌

alexandrasaintmleux 🩷🩷🩷🩷

landosland the L charm on her necklace for lando i can’t 🥹 they’re endgame i fear

♥︎ by author & lando

mclaren Our boyyy 🧡4️⃣

⤷ yn …get dafuq out my face before i have a b.f

⤷ mclaren A b.f?

⤷ charles_leclerc She’s gonna have a bitch fit!!!

⤷ landossluttywaist she put mclaren in timeout

⤷ scuderiaferrari Best believe she’s gonna be in our garage in Imola 😊😊

♥︎ by author & charles_leclerc

carlossainz55 I can’t believe I had to witness you and Lando do body shots off of each other

⤷ lando you literally bought the shots for us

⤷ charles_leclerc You did what to my sister??

⤷ lando NO NO NO CARLOS WAS ENCOURAGING US PIERRE LITERALLY HAS A VIDEO OF HIM CHEERING FOR US TO DO IT

⤷ charles_leclerc PIERRE WAS THERE?

⤷ pierregasly ALEX INVITED ME AND KIKA DON’T BE MAD AT ME

⤷ charles_leclerc MY OWN GIRLFRIEND WAS THERE?? WHEN WAS THIS?????

⤷ yn our first night in miami

⤷ charles_leclerc When you told me you two were staying in cause you didn’t feel good so lando was taking care of you??

⤷ yn yeah

⤷ charles_leclerc You’re giving me grey hairs kid

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lando

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lando back with my favorite person (we were never apart we’re just back home)

kimi.antonelli Thank you for clarifying I was going to ask if she had an identical twin

charles_leclerc Are you guys ever apart? 🙄

⤷ lando no 🥰 i need her for emotional support

mclaren Our favorite couple 😍

⤷ yn don’t piss me off

alexandrasaintmleux Best double date buddies

⤷ yn oh heck yes double dates for life

carlossainz55 “back with my favorite person” i’m confident that haven’t spent a single minute apart since getting on that jet back to Monaco

⤷ arthur_leclerc Can confirm he made her go into the airport bathroom with him

⤷ charles_leclerc And you didn’t stop her??? Who knows what they did in there

⤷ arthur_leclerc 110% sure he literally just went pee they were in there for like 2 minutes

⤷ yn can confirm i just held it for him

⤷ charles_leclerc BUG??? WHAT???? THATS DISGUSTING WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

⤷ yn it was a joke fawk 😔………..😏

⤷ charles_leclerc I don’t even wanna know if you’re just messing with me or not

⤷ lando she’s not

⤷ charles_leclerc you two are freaks

maxverstappen1 This is why you canceled our paddle date?

⤷ lando soz mate we can have our date today

⤷ maxverstappen1 Can’t wait 👌

⤷ charles_leclerc Can I come

⤷ carlossainz55 Me too

⤷ yn my charlos & lestappen & versainz & charlando & carlando & norstappen heart 🥹🥹

🝮

yn

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yn little bit of this little bit of that

pierregasly When did lando become such a good photographer

⤷ yn i’ve trained him well

alexandrasaintmleux Last picture is so real

⤷ yn me waiting for a happy mother’s day text from lando after breastfeeding him like one 🙄

⤷ charles_leclerc what…

⤷ yn must’ve been the wind

⤷ arthur_leclerc NO OMG WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT I CANNOT UNREAD THAT OMG YOU TWO ARE FREAKS I HATE YOU OMG STOP MY EYES

⤷ yn girl

lando my biggest supporter 🥰

⤷ danielricciardo Acting like you didn’t just traumatize your brother in laws

mclaren What?

⤷ yn must’ve been the wind

yn if aaron taylor johnson likes this comment i’ll give lando the most nastiest messiest toe clenching cum guzzling head of his life

♥︎ by aarontaylorjohnson

⤷ charles_leclerc WHAT?

⤷ lando @aarontaylorjohnson PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BRO HELP A GUY OUT IK YOU SEE MY DMS BRO

⤷ charles_leclerc I HATE YOU AARON TAYLOR JOHNSON AND I HAGE YOU LANDO NORRIS AGH IM GONNA RUN YOU BOTH OVER

⤷ lando she’s busy bro

⤷ oscarpiastri 27 year old French man found dead after realizing his little baby sister isn’t a little baby anymore

⤷ charles_leclerc I’M NOT FUCKING FRENCH OSCAR!!! LANDO NORRIS I’M COMING FOR YOU

⤷ lando oh someone’s definitely cumming alright

⤷ charles_leclerc YOU SLUT I HATE YOU I CANNOT BELIEVE I WELCOMED YOU INTO MY HOME AND LET YOU EAT WITH ME

⤷ danielricciardo why is bug not helping 😭

⤷ lando she’s busy bro

⤷ francolapinto can i join?

[afterglowsainz]

warm pt. 2 | oscar piastri

part 1

pairing: oscar piastri x reader

summary: it all goes downhill for you and your secret feelings towards oscar when he decides to hard launch his new girlfriend

fc: different girls from pinterest

a/n: the awaited part 2 🫶🏽 i hope you guys like it! <3

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oscarpiastri nice couple of days 🇸🇦

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f1gossip oscar piastri was seen last night kissing his close friend y/n y/l/n at the spanish race after party

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nicolepiastri ❤️

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charles_leclerc while we’re are it we need to have a conversation too

yourusername oops i dropped my phone at the bottom of the ocean sorry

oscarpiastri i guess haters really gonna hate huh

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[tojisteddy]

Hi girl love your work and can you do a story when Simon overstimulates her with a toy in car love you girl

Middle of Nowhere | cw: 18+ mdni, daddy kink (kinda icky), overstim, use of toy, fingering, squirting, degradation, dumbification, meanie!simon, public sex (?) (it’s in a car so)

“Come on kitten, look so pretty, won’t you give me a show?”

You should’ve said ‘no’ right then and there.

Simon did an oil change to your car and decided he wanted to test it out, go for a quick drive with you just to make sure it was running smooth. You should’ve just hopped in there, but you took twentyfive five minutes getting ready.

Getting ready for what exactly? To sit in the car?

Well, yes!

Just a little make up, your glasses, change from out of the oversized shirt to a pair of jeans and a grey top that showed off your midsection, curls framing your face. Cute, really cute— bewitching even. You’d come down the steps all casual and ready to go and then leaned his head up to look at the ceiling with a sigh.

Simon could’ve eaten you right then and there, said fuck the drive, and bent your pretty ass over the couch, ate your pussy till you got the floor damp with a your sweet juices.

He chose, instead, to play a little game with you.

Gave a nod of his head in approval of your outfit, have you twirl to see your plump ass. Asked you with a ghost of a smirk on his lips, to give him a show, draw you in to his trap like he always did. You stupidly said yes, which led you to have a little toy in your cunt, your pretty long lashes fluttering shut while you gripped onto the door and Simons arm, and little mewls of ‘ahh’s and ‘ooh’s leaving your pretty lips.

“Pa, hngh- please.”

“Please, please, please, she says. Please what? We’re just going for a little ride, right? You’re a big girl. So sit still ‘nd there won’t be any issues.” He hummed.

Bastard.

He knew good and well the car bumping around like it did along with the vibrator had you mind in a whirlwind, and then he slowly kept hicked the volume up from 2 to 4.

“F-fuck!” You hiccup, an orgasm washing over you like a wave, your eyes blinking, trying to stay open.

Simon looks over at you, more than amused as you withered, but it’s not enough. He wants to see your head spin, ache and cry to cum. He turns it down to one, lets you settle in the feeling that turns it up to three. His knuckles brushes your cheek which makes you jolt, other hand on the wheel. You pout, panting, squirming in your seat for any kind of relief. But it’s not enough.

“I wanna cum, please Si.”

Simon’s hand goes to your neck, caressing your nose with his thumb making you shiver, your nipples hardening. He chuckles darkly, “You that impatient you can’t wait? I taught you better than that.”

“I- but- I-” And he turns it back down again, you can feel the tears pricking at your eyes. You grip onto his free arm, letting his large calloused hand fall in between your thighs. Humping at it like a damn animal.

“Awww,” he croons, Brown eyes meeting yours for a split second, the car changing from lane to lane— “Bein desperate little bitch, huh baby? That’s not good, is it?”

“I-I’ll be good Daddy. Promise! I- I wanna be-“ you don’t even know what words are falling from your lips, anything to get that release that’s been held back from you. Simon’s greedy girl. Your pulsing clit is begging for attention, slick drenching the lips and underwear confining your cunt.

“Oooh, look doll” The older man nods to the front view mirror, and you follow his eyes, “it’s the police, you think they’re gonna pull us over?”

Your eyes widen, the police car right behind you, you can’t even make out the person driving, your eyes are blurry, senses skewed, “No-“

“No you don’t think so?” He asks obliviously, as if he doesn’t know what you mean. 

“No, anngh- I don’t- don’t want them to see me- hah- i don’t wanna g-get in trouble!”

But it’s enough to make Simon’s eyes smile, turning the volume up to the max, making you sob in pleasure. Shoving his arm away as you try to hide yourself in the car door. You try your best to hold it, but it makes you worse, legs tingling and you thrash in your seat, tears leaving your eyes. It’s too much.

He laughs, “Thought ya said ya wanted to cum?”

“Pa I can’t- really can’t! They’ll see!” You cry through a moan. The blonde ignores your cries, unbuttoning your jeans and slipping his hands inside.

He soothes you, you don’t know it but the police cars passed at the last exit. His large fingers brush over your soaked folds of your panties a couple times, flicking your poor swollen clit, “Come on baby girl, be good and cum.”

Your mouth slightly agape, head falling against the headrest as tight pink walls spasm over nothing.

“Fuck baby,” he groans as your prettily release, taking his hand and sucking the two fingers you got wet and taking them out with a ‘pop’

Simon, that 6’4 demon, takes you chin in his fingers and tickling it before turning your face to look at him. Your eyes are low, you’re delerious, aching for his words— a good fucking kitty, aren’t you? He smirks, “rub your little clit, yeah? Show me you want it. We’re almost home. Maybe Dad’ll give you a reward.”

“Daddy the seat.” You mumble, the car swerves just a bit from something you can’t even register, but it makes that vibrator press into your soaking walls more, making you whimper.

He scuffs, grabbing your hand and shoving your manicured fingers in your pants. “Rub it kitty.”

It was never a question to begin with, the vibrator is still on high. That orgasm never truly went away, your fingers move your clit in a circular motion, the sloshing of your juices and creaminess hit the walls of the car, dampening your fingers so much they start to prune.

You choke on a sob, “Feels so good Daddy, mmmh- it’s always so- so gooood.”

Simon eyes light up, you ditzy bitch. Aren’t even worried about if cars see you now, to worried about your pretty pussy. He loves the way your eyes squeeze shut, plump lips fall open and your whole body shakes— “Make a mess then kitten. Be a messy girl.”

a chant of dad, daddy, dad falls off your lips when you fall apart again, your leg kicking out as water comes out of your pussy and soaks through underwear.

It’s a mess for sure, that’s definitely staining your jeans and the seats.

Simon takes you hand out, the car parking in your drive through. He turns the vibrator off and sucks your wet fingers clean. Kissing on them and rubbing them.

“Such a good girl f’me luvie. Gave me a good show.”

a/n: made this icky sorry. I love it. It was fun writing this. Sorry it took so long. Lmk what you bubs think.

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[ellabscrush]

— fucking you behind the screen.

thinking about getting pounded by your gamer girlfriend’s strap while unmuted..

pairings; gamer!ellie williams x reader

cw; men and minors don’t interact, making out, strap use, breeding kink, agoraphilia, r uses “daddy” to ellie once, language, dom!ellie, sub!reader.

ways you can help, boycott, do not support neil.

“jesse the fuck was that?” ellie laughs at the guy behind the mic when he missed the shot.

“dina, get him!” she shouted, “fuck yeah!”

your girlfriends excessive cursing and yelling across the room made you snap out of your phone while scrolling on tiktok, wondering if she was about to break her setup right about now.

it was mid winter and the apartment was freezing so you threw on a zip up over your top underneath, feeling the warm athmosphere disappearing from your body as you walked out your room.

“holy shit els, it’s freezing” you said shivering tensely towards the living room, but she didn’t hear you.

“took out your friend.. fucking cunt.”

not gonna lie, her little frustrated grunts and insults were very attractive, you thought. you stared at her hands switching in between buttons, her eyes glued on the screen showing her focus, manspreading enough room for you to eat her out down there.. she looked too good.

you plopped yourself on to the couch, loud enough to make her turn over, pausing her activity. she sets down her headphones and took a long look at you.

she lays back on her chair, “hey you,” she sighs.

“you almost done?” you asked, desperate for some attention.

“almost,” she replies, “this game is pissing me off anyway.”

you smiled, having a silent moment between the two of you. there was a familiar tension, but unsure wether you should go along. ellie kept scanning you up and down like she hadn’t seen you in forever, technically she hadn’t since she’d been playing all day.

“you need somethin?” you asked with confused expression.

“do i look like i need something?” she teased, licking her lips.

you shrugged, shyly looking down as you we’re hiding the redness forming in your face. you couldn’t act normal around her when she looked this good, i mean she always looks good. you soon got up from the couch, walking towards your girlfriend, giving her a long wet kiss.

“you should take this off” she insisted while tugging at your zipper, her tone switching making you go insane.

ellie, being her clumsy self, didn’t mute.

“get a room!” jesse and dina yells from the speaker, unaware the two could listen to you both smothering eachother.

“shut up,” she pulls down the mic, “i’ll get on soon.”

you burried yourself in the crook of her neck from embarrassment and laughed. she pulled you in for a deeper kiss, pulling up your one thigh and the other on to her lap.

“can we make this quick?” ellie asks making you confused, “take this shit off,” she demanded quietly, making sure her friends doesn’t hear.

“just mute it ellie,” you giggled in between the kisses.

she lets out another smirk, this time having an idea behind it.

she whispers in your ear that made you shiver a bit hearing her talk in such a dirty way as she fills you in on her plan. contemplating her genius yet scary idea, you couldn’t help but feel the adrenaline rushing up on you. it turned you on and so you agreed.

“suck.”

ellie puts her middle and ring finger in your wet mouth, prepping it with your saliva before it goes in you. she turns her chair towards her pc, leaving a bit of room for you.

“stream your screen,” she speaks into the mic, “i’ll just watch you both from here.”

a few minutes later, her strap was going in and out behind you, making you cry just trying to keep your moans in. back arched and both hands on the rim of the table infront of you as ellie make your stomach turn.

“shh, can’t let them hear you now.”

“mmph.. so deep..” you whimpered.

at this point you were barely clothed, nipples poking through the see through, thin fabric of your bra. ellie gropping your perky tits as hard as she wanted, you were hers. she could do whatever she wanted.

her hips moving faster and faster, holding yourself up with just two grips on her white desk. her praises for keeping quiet were not helping, it made you even louder.

“you look so slutty right now,” she basically drooled, “asking to get fucked under that jacket?”

“y-yes” you say quietly, “fuck daddy.”

the name made ellie flustered. her hand grabbing your jaw while your mouth was hanging open dry, she stared at the long silicone disappearing inside of you.

“ellie- i cant-“ you squeeled as you tried reaching her arms, begging for some gentleness.

“yes you can,” she whispers in your ear, “be a good girl and let me fuck you in secret, okay?”

you didn’t say anything, you couldn’t, so you just nodded. ellie kissed down your neck to your shoulder as a reward for listening, being a good girl just for her.

“gonna fuckin’ breed you..” ellie muttered in your ear, “being s-such a good mama for me.”

it started getting rough, more than before. the image in your head of what you two looked like right now, or even getting caught by her friends made you more horny. your body started shuttering and the familiar feeling of pleasure in your thighs took over.

“please baby..” you moaned trying to keep your composure.

“faster?” she asked knowing the answer, “yeah i know you want it faster, love.”

your girlfriend started pounding you like crazy while firmly gripping your swollen ass.

“perfect fucking ass sucking it in.. godd.”

the little action figures on the desk falling, table hitting the wall, making you realize how loud you two were being.

“mm ellie too much..” you whined, “please slow down!”

suddenly, she couldn’t take your begging anymore. as much as she loved hearing you, she had to shut you up. her hands quickly covered your mouth, “quit talking,” she growled.

“you have to keep it down, can you do that?” she raises her eyebrow while making eye contact with you, basically making this harder for you purposely.

“answer my fucking question. do you want me to stop?”

“no.. els no,” was all you could mumble out, “fuckk”

that last moan alerted the two on the other side of the screen, luckily ellie saved it.

“yo ellie you good?” jesse asks, “uh yeah! just bumped my knee.”

“idiot,” he laughed.

that was close. your quick taps on her hand covering your mouth lured her attention back on you, begging with teary eyes to cum. ellie was full in lust looking at you being a needy whore bent over.

she took the palm of he hand out and put her thumb in your mouth while continuing to pound you hard. your mumbled words were frustrating her, “words baby, words.”

she pushes you back towards her chest, “need your cum..” you begged looking up at her, “fuck me please.”

with that, your wishes came true as she railed you deep and faster. making you reach your climax with every thrust coming in and out of your hole.

“ellie!-“

“shut it,” she covers your mouth again aggressively, slapping your ass with one free hand. the gesture secretly making you more close to orgasming.

“that’s my slut getting fucked behind for everyone to hear.”

you couldn’t help yourself but moaned, not even caring who could hear you at this point.

“yeah?” ellie mocks, “like it that much?”

you nodded. your girlfriend feeling better right about now for letting her take it all out on you over a game.

“i’m fucking cumming.. holy shit,” you pant out of breath, feeling the turns in your stomach and liquid dripping down your thighs.

“i’m gonna cum in you, baby” ellie groaned, “make you.. all mine.”

“yes cum in me oh my god!”

she grabs your shoulders, “take my fucking dick.. f-fuck.”

ellie swore she could feel you, seeing the white ring forming on the strap made her smile just knowing no one else could fuck you this good.

“i love breeding you baby.. fill you up with that warm.. sticky cum, yeah?” ellie continues to please you as you ride out her strap, “goodd girl.. it’s okay mama.”

“els i’m shaking,” you whined, “no more..”

“you did good baby.”

don’t worry, she was actually muted this time.

[luveline]

I’m obsessed with the sister!hotch and Reid fics. I can’t stop imagining that scene where Rossi goes to Garcia’s house and she’s fresh from the shower with Kevin. But instead is Hotch at readers house and Spencer is there.

—you and Spencer are in the midst of a long weekend together when your brother shows up unannounced. fem, 1.3k

“You’re really handsome.” 

Spencer laughs as you drag your hands back over his ears and through his sopping wet hair. The shower water is blissfully warm and soaking your front as it rains down on his head. You shield his eyes but otherwise have your fun. His hair is softer than anything you’ve ever felt. 

He holds your hands flat to his head. “You’re handsomer.” 

“Am I supposed to take that in a good way or a bad way?” you ask. 

“A good way!” he says, forgetting your hands in favour of guiding you under the water. “Handsome has nearly always been used for men more than women, but it didn’t fall out of fashion for girls until the fifties.” He tilts your head upward and to one side as his own begins to fall the other way. “You’re beautiful.” His voice is warm on your lips, “you’re so–”

His kiss is ridiculous; he kisses like he’s starving. You didn’t realise men could actually kiss like this until you met him. It’s not just in the movies, it’s right now, his hand at the back of your neck, unbothered by your laughing or your hand slipping down his wet t-shirt. 

“This is the stupidest thing I’ve ever done,” you say. 

“We were covered in mud.” 

“We should’ve just got naked.” 

“We’re taking things slow,” he says, laughing, “it’s fun. But what are we gonna do about our wet clothes?”

“You got the most of the mud on you,” you say. Spencer had performed a valiant rescue in that when you fell, he was straight down into the grass after you in an attempt to save your jeans. It didn’t work, obviously, but the thought was there, and he’s such a good kisser in the shower that you don’t mind the loss. “I’m gonna get out and get changed, you can have a real shower, okay? I’ll get you a towel and your pyjamas and stuff.” 

“You sure?” 

“Yeah, it’s fine. I think all the mud from my top half is gone.” 

Spencer takes your face into his hand. His thumb rubs a line along your jaw. “Now it’s gone.” 

You beam. Who knew Dr. Spencer Reid was such a tender guy? You could sort of guess from looking at him that he’d touch you like that, but it’s a contrast, too, to be kissed as though you’re some irresistible siren and to have your face held like fragile glass. 

You step out of the shower still sodden, clothes heavy, and close the frosted door between you and Spencer to strip down. Separated but still shy, you hurry out of your clothes and into a towel, wrapping yourself tightly to head into your bedroom. 

You put on blissfully dry underwear and blot your face. Next is loose pyjama pants and a big t-shirt: you’ve never worried about being sexy for Spencer and you’re not about to start. Your first date was a walk in the park, your second date at the bowling alley. He’s not concerned with that stuff. It’s why his frankness about wanting to take things slow isn’t scary, because when he holds your face and tells you you’re pretty, you believe it. 

“Y/N?” 

You flinch so hard your neck cracks. “Ow,” you whine. 

“What’s wrong?” 

You walk forward before Aaron can let himself into your bedroom. Sure enough, your older brother is in your apartment (as he’s allowed, given that he furnished the entire place and paid the security deposit, and, also, awfully, is a very nice big brother). He’s smiling, carrying two pizza boxes and a carton atop it that smells like French fries. “What have you done now?” he asks fondly. 

“I hurt my neck, you scared me.” 

“If you answered your phone, you’d know I was here.” 

“I was in the shower!” 

“I can see that. You’re getting slovenly, it’s almost midday.” 

You’re so genuinely happy to see him that you forget for a moment your predicament. “It’s the weekend, I can do what I want.” You’re gonna have to let him down, which won’t be easy. “I’m not feeling the best, actually.” 

Aaron lets the pizza boxes rest against his stomach. “How come?” 

“I don’t know, I just feel tired. Maybe we can do something tomorrow.” 

“Honey,” Aaron says, with all the cadence of someone who’s used to rubbing your back when you’re sick, “what’s wrong? Let’s go sit down, I can make you something less greasy.” 

“I think you should just go home, actually. I might be contagious.” 

He looks less concerned and more gutted. “What? I don’t care if you’re contagious. When has that stuff ever bothered me?” Aaron takes another step toward you, his gaze flitting past you toward your bathroom. “What’s really going on?” 

The age gap between you and Aaron is expansive. Your being adopted is another gap, and neither have ever bothered him. The moment you showed up in his life he gave you everything he could manage, which has manifested in long phone calls, in hugs, in homemade soup and delivery when he couldn’t be there. Asking him not to look after you is like telling him you don’t want him to, and it isn’t true. 

He means a lot more to you than whatever awkwardness your confession will inspire. 

“Aaron,” you say, crossing your arms over your chest. “Spencer’s in the shower.” 

He squeezes his pizza boxes. “Sorry?” 

“We went to the park and I fell by the lake. He’s in the shower.” 

“But you were just in the shower,” Aaron says. 

“Well, we weren’t in there at the same time,” you drag. 

Your lie is obvious to him, not just as a profiler but as your brother. His brow pinches and his nose wrinkles, not disgusted with you or anything so cruelly stupid, but dissatisfied, at least. “Did you have to tell me that?” he asks, pained.

“I didn’t tell you that, you profiled that, and it’s sort of not what you think anyways! We didn’t do anything–”

“Honey.” 

“I’m really sorry, but it’s not what you think.” 

“Listen to me.” The shower turns off and Aaron’s cheek twitches. “You are a grown up. You can do what you like with who you like. It’s my fault for coming here unannounced, I keep thinking of you as younger than you are.” Says the adult. Then, the more friendly part of being a sibling emerges, “Could you send him home?” he whispers. “I got your favourite.” 

You laugh at his proposition. “That’s kinda rude, isn’t it? Can’t he stay? He’s cool.” 

“I’m having trouble coalescing the two of you as more than acquaintances in my mind,” he says, as though he has much more to say about it, even if he’s smiling. 

Spencer chooses that moment to walk from the en-suite bathroom and out of your room, a t-shirt stuck to his chest with damp, his own pyjama pants baggy at the ankles.

“Hey, are you okay?” Spencer grabs your hand impulsively, twining his fingers in yours. Then he sees Aaron and does a double take. “Hotch?”

You give Aaron a sorry smile. “Does that make it easier?” 

“I’ll wait in the kitchen.” 

You and Spencer watch Aaron retreat. His hand stays in yours, but he squeezes you too tightly. “Wait for what?” Spencer whispers fervently. 

You lean up on tiptoes to kiss his eyebrow. “You’re about to get the shovel talk, I think.” 

“Oh. Great.” He drops his forehead against your shoulder, wet hair dripping a path down your shirt. “This is really bad.” 

“He brought pizza.” 

“I don’t think that’s going to help me.” 

You crane your head and kiss-kiss-kiss the top of his ear. “You’re really pretty when your hair is wet.” 

Spencer murmurs to you reluctantly. “You’re really pretty all the time.” 

[cheftsunoda]

hiii!

I love your writing sooo much and I just had an idea for a story with Lando (if you write for him)

The idea came to me when I was watching one of his interviews in which he gets asked if he likes cats or dogs and he says that he's DEFINITELY a dog person and hates cats (which should be a crime imo)

Anyway I was wondering if you could write a story in which the reader LOVEEEES cats and Lando likes reader a lot but they tell him that they refuse to date someone who doesn’t like cats so Lando tries to charm/befriend their cat/cats

nine lives — ln4

lando norris x !cat lover reader

smau + blurbs

You’ve always said you could forgive many things in a relationship—bad taste in music, questionable cooking, even the occasional forgotten anniversary. But not liking cats? Unforgivable. Which is why, when a clip of Lando—your boyfriend of almost a year—where he boldly declares “I just don’t trust cats. They stare at you like they’re plotting your death.”, your phone practically explodes with notifications. And right in the middle of your peaceful Sunday morning, curled up in bed with four purring furballs and one very smug grey baby sprawled on your chest, Lando walks into the room holding his phone like it’s ticking.

“They’re all sending me this video,” he says, deadpan. “And now half the internet thinks we’re about to break up because I disrespected Mister Whiskers the Third.”

You blink at him. “You did. And you disrespected me.”

And that’s when he sighs—loudly, dramatically—and looks your cats in the eye like he’s facing his greatest challenge yet.

“I guess I’m gonna have to win them over, huh?”

fc : random pinterest girlies

(a/n) : hi babyyyyyy. thanks for the love:) i am a huge cat person so this was very fun for me to write. my cat was stepping on my keyboard keys as i was literally trying to type it out. LMAOOO

ALSO NOT MY DUMBASS HAVING THIS EDITED AND READY FOR TWO DAYS AND NOT REALIZING. IM SO SORRY.

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lando’s ‘undercover’ GQ interview — 6/23/2025

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It starts innocently enough. You’re lounging on the couch in your sunlit living room, a tabby curled against your hip, a calico stretched across your feet, and your ancient, grumpy Persian—Count Meowcula—curled up like a loaf of bread on the coffee table. Lando is still asleep upstairs, likely tangled in the duvet with his mouth slightly open and hair sticking up like a dandelion. You’re scrolling through your phone when the first tag pops up.

@/username000 : NOT LANDO SAYING HE HATES CATS 💀💀💀 @/yourusername come get your man pls

You furrow your brows and click the link.

It’s a recent clip, from the GQ interview he just did the other day. The interviewer shows him an old clip of himself.

And the younger Lando on the video, without missing a beat, replies with boyish arrogance, “Dogs, obviously. Cats are evil. I don’t trust them. They just sit there and judge you.”

Your jaw drops a little. “Excuse me?”

He goes on—oh, he goes on.

“They’re always knocking things off tables. Like, why? For what reason? I could never live with a cat. I’d be on edge all the time.”

You blink at the screen, stunned. A moment later, your mentions erupt like fireworks.

@/username00 : so like… yn owns FIVE cats and lando said THIS?????

@/username0 : the betrayal. the slander. does Count Meowcula know??

@/username1 : if my man ever said this about cats i’d simply let them scratch his eyes out 😭

You let out a little laugh—half horrified, half amused—and glance around the room. As if sensing drama, your youngest cat, a tiny grey kitten named Pickles, climbs onto your lap and stares directly into your phone screen like she’s reading the replies.

“I know,” you murmur to her. “He’s got some explaining to do.”

Almost on cue, heavy footsteps pad down the stairs. You hear a yawn, then a groggy voice.

“Morning…” Lando steps into the room, rubbing sleep from his eyes. He’s in one of your hoodies and a pair of mismatched socks, hair a complete mess.

You swivel your phone toward him, the video paused on the exact moment he says, “Cats are evil.”

He squints. “Oh no.”

“Oh yes.”

Lando flops face first onto the couch beside you, groaning into a throw pillow. “I was, like, twenty! I didn’t know better!”

“The internet disagrees.” You smirk, holding your phone up as notifications keep pouring in. “You’ve got approximately two million cat lovers and a grumpy Count Meowcula very disappointed in you.”

Lando turns his head, eyes squinting at the Persian cat who is, indeed, staring at him with an expression of utter betrayal.

“I told him it was an old interview,” you say solemnly. “He doesn’t care.”

“I’ll never earn his forgiveness, will I?”

“Not unless you make amends.”

He sits up dramatically, pressing a hand to his chest. “Then I have no choice. I must… bond with the cats.”

“Oh?” you tease. “The same cats who are evil? The ones you can’t trust?”

“I was young! I was foolish!” He throws himself at your feet in mock agony. “Please, my love, allow me to prove myself to you—and to Pickles. And to Mr. Whiskers. And… Count Meowcula.” He pauses.

“God, why do they all sound like retired supervillains?”

“Because they are.”

Pickles meows at him, unimpressed. Lando slowly sits back up, adjusting his hoodie and patting his lap. “Alright. I’m ready. Send me your softest warrior.”

You raise an eyebrow. “You’re serious?”

“I’m ready to face the consequences of my words,” he says solemnly. “Bring me the cats.”

One by one, like some ceremonial trial, the cats are introduced. Pickles curls up beside him without protest. Mr. Whiskers claws his leg once, just for good measure, and then lays on his foot. Count Meowcula eyes him for a solid three minutes before climbing onto his lap and promptly falling asleep.

You grab your phone and take a picture of the scene—Lando sitting stiff as a board, surrounded by cats, one paw resting over his knee like a warning.

Moments later, the tweet goes viral. The top reply?

@/alex_albon : petition for Lando to do a cat photoshoot in apology form.

You grin and show it to him.

“Absolutely not,” Lando mutters as Mr. Whiskers licks his hand. “Okay. Maybe. Only if I get to wear the little ears too.”

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yourusername : should i leave this muppet because he doesn’t like my babies?

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alex_albon : yes. absolutely. dump him. lily and i will take you and your cats in.

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↳ yourusername : omw to the albon farm where me and my 5 children will be APPRECIATED.

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↳ lando : HEY HEY WE DO NOT HAVE TO GO THIS FAR

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↳ lando : i am like the cat whisperer now. ask pickles.

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↳ yourusername : you screamed when mr whiskers jumped up on the couch behind you. mans was just existing.

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↳ lando : HE STARTLED ME.

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maxverstappen1 : leave him. now. i want to see him walking down the road with one of those hobo sacks.

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↳ lando : OH MY GOD. YOU ARE ALL SO OVERDRAMATIC. I WAS YOUNG.

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username00 : i take it he is still in alot of trouble yn

↳ yourusername : oh yes. very much so. sleeping on the couch currently.

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lando : I AM SORRY BABYYYYY DO NOT LEAVE ME. I NEED YOU AND YOUR 5 CHILDREN.

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alexandrasaintmleux : leave lando. not bc of the cat thing but just so you can date me😻

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oscarpiastri : I, for one, stand for feline rights. #teampickles

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charles_leclerc: just wait til she has a conversation with zhou about this…

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↳ zhouguanyu24 : oh i already know and sweetcorn and i are offended deeply

↳ lando : BROOOOOOOO

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f1gossipgirls : Lando on live tonight with YN’s kitten Pickles!

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username000 : pickles pawing him in the head killed me #teampickles

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username00 : @/yourusername you are so powerful. he went from hating cats to calling pickles his son in a matter of a week

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username0 : pickles had more screen time than max 😭

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username1 : HE DID THE BABY VOICE AWWWWW

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The stream wasn’t even supposed to happen. It started because Max texted Lando “go live you coward I miss your face”, and then fifteen minutes later Lando was setting up his webcam while you sat cross legged on the couch, cradling Pickles in your lap like royalty. You had no intention of being on camera—until Pickles decided to launch himself from your arms and climb straight up Lando’s hoodie mid-intro.

“AH—oh my god—HE’S IN MY SHIRT,” Lando yelps, half-laughing, half-panicking, while you scramble into frame trying to extract the tiny menace from his hood. The comments explode instantly.

@/username0000 : IS THAT PICKLES??

@/username000: this is already the best stream of the year

You finally wrestle the kitten free and sit down beside Lando, both of you breathless from laughing. Pickles, smug as ever, curls into a perfect ball on Lando’s shoulder like he owns the place.

“He’s… decided to stay,” Lando mutters, eyes wide. “I’m not moving for the rest of the stream.”

“That’s called growth,” you tease. “You used to call him a demon.”

“I still think he is,” Lando says. “He’s just my demon now.”

Then Max joins the call. And everything goes downhill.

“Oi,” Max says, grinning into his camera. “Am I interrupting domestic bliss?”

“Pickles almost crawled into my ribcage five minutes ago,” Lando replies. “So yes, but it’s fine.”

You wave at Max. “Hi Max. I saved your best friend from a feline induced death.”

“Legend,” Max says with a wink. “Though if Pickles had finished the job, I’d finally win our Fantasy league.”

Lando flips him off. The chat goes wild. Over the next half hour, it descends into total chaos. Lando’s trying to game, Max is throwing shade, and you’re in the background trying to keep Pickles from knocking over an open can of Monster with the energy of a feral toddler. At one point a conversation sparks.

Max started. “So YN, how many cats is too many cats?”

You thought for a moment. ”Hypothetically?”

“Yeah.”

“Ten.”

Lando spits out his drink, “TEN?”

You shrugged, “I’m just saying. We have the space.”

Max laughed. “This is how it starts. First it’s one kitten, next thing you know, you’re on a reality show called My Strange Addiction..’”

You laughed, “I’d watch my episode.”

Lando sighed heavily, “Don’t give her ideas, she’s already been measuring out a catio for the balcony.”

The chat is unhinged at this point.

@/username11: lando is literally becoming the cat dad he swore he’d never be and I love it

Then Pickles decides to crawl back onto Lando’s lap mid game, and instead of pushing him off, Lando just says, “Okay okay buddy, you can sit there, just don’t touch the mouse—”

Immediately, Pickles touches the mouse. Lando loses the round. Max howls laughing.

“I’ve been sabotaged,” Lando groans. “By my own child.”

You hand him a tiny sweater. “He earned this.”

Lando holds up the sweater to the camera—soft knit, neon orange, a little lightning bolt stitched across the back.

“It’s giving superhero sidekick,” Max says. “He needs a cape.”

“Don’t tempt me,” you say, already pulling out your phone to text your Etsy supplier.

By the end of the stream, Pickles is asleep on Lando’s chest, purring, and Lando’s stroking his tiny head absentmindedly while bickering with Max about who cheated in karting back in 2015.

“He’s so gone,” Max mouths into the camera, pointing at Lando, who doesn’t even notice because he’s too busy whispering, “You’re my best mate, but if you ever touch my mouse again, I swear—” to a literal sleeping kitten.

The final shot before the stream ends? Lando kissing the top of Pickles’ head without even realizing he’s doing it. The comments explode. And the clip goes viral.

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You come home expecting the usual—a trail of cat toys on the stairs, a half consumed cup of Lando’s coffee on the kitchen counter, and Pickles dramatically lounging in your spot on the couch. What you don’t expect is Lando standing in the hallway with his hands behind his back and the guiltiest grin on his face.

“What did you do?” you ask instantly.

“Why do you assume I did something?” he replies, rocking on his heels.

“You only smile like that when you’ve either crashed a scooter or spent a suspicious amount of money.”

“I prefer the term invested.”

You narrow your eyes. “Lando…”

He takes your hand. “Okay. Just… come with me.”

He leads you to the balcony, practically vibrating with excitement. The sliding doors are already open, and the cats are pacing back and forth like they know something’s up. And then you see it. A catio.

Not just any catio. A custom, multi-level, architectural wonderland that stretches across half the balcony. There’s a tunnel system, clear bubble pods for sunbathing, platforms shaped like trophies, and tiny nameplates engraved for each cat. At the top—of course—is Count Meowcula, looking down on his kingdom like he’s about to demand taxes.

You blink. “Lando. What the hell is this?”

“It’s a Catio 2.0,” he says proudly. “Designed it with a guy from Reddit. Don’t ask how much it cost.”

You turn to him, stunned.

“And this?” you say, gesturing to the racing stripe hammock that literally says “PICKLES’ PAD.”

He scratches the back of his neck. “Okay that part was my idea. And the tiny pit wall.”

There is a tiny pit wall. You burst out laughing, hand over your mouth. “I can’t believe you did this.”

He shrugs, pulling you into a hug. “You said they deserved fresh air and enrichment. And I figured… if I’m gonna be a cat dad, I might as well go all in.”

You lean up and kiss him, dizzy with love. “You’re ridiculous.”

“I know,” he grins. “But you love me anyway.”

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It started as a joke. You were scrolling through Instagram with Lando one night, curled up on the couch while Pickles aggressively kneaded his thigh. Zhou had just posted yet another selfie with Sweetcorn, his fluffy, spoiled cat, perched on his shoulder like a queen.

Lando squinted at the screen. “I’m starting to think Zhou loves that cat more than he loves people.”

You smirked. “I respect it. Honestly, I love sweetcorn too.”

“Okay, weird. But what if we got him, like… a Sweetcorn pillow?” Lando said, half joking, half serious.

You stared at him. “Wait. That’s actually genius.”

Two weeks later, the package arrives.

A two foot long plush pillow—an eerily accurate, almost too realistic version of Sweetcorn, down to the slightly tilted ears and smug expression. You nearly cry laughing when you pull it out of the box. Lando holds it up like he’s presenting Simba.

“We’ve peaked,” he declares. “This is our legacy.”

You’re both waiting outside the Ferrari hospitality unit when Zhou walks up, sunglasses on, coffee in hand, completely unprepared.

Lando grins. “Got you a present.”

Zhou raises a brow. “What’d you do?”

Then you pull the pillow out from behind your back and hold it up proudly.

Zhou stops. Blinks. Takes off his sunglasses in slow motion.

“You did not.”

“Oh, we did,” you laugh. “Meet… travel-sized Sweetcorn.”

Zhou stares at the pillow, mouth open, completely speechless. Then, without a word, he drops his coffee and takes the pillow in his arms like a long lost child.

“I’m never sleeping alone again,” he says.

Lando bursts out laughing. “We made it extra squishy so you’d get maximum cuddle support.”

Zhou is still cradling the pillow, already doing voices— “‘Who needs anyone when I’ve got you, Sweetcorn 2.0.’”

You snap a picture of him holding the pillow like a baby, and before long it’s all over social media.

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lando : i have made amends with all the cat people in my life. built a catio, traveled to the albon farm and got zhou a mini sweetcorn. and i can say i finally understand why max broke down the door for his cat children.

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alex_albon : you still flinched when one of ours sneezed but we made progress so idc

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zhouguanyu24 : mini sweetcorn sleeps beside me every night. nothing will ever top this gift.

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yukitsunoda0511 : yn!! do you think we can get him to go to the cat cafe in tokyo??

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Lovesick fools

Alternatively… enha’s reaction to being on a variety show with their idol!crush

No warnings, 2k words, implied fem!reader.. these took me forever </3

Heeseung

Fourth gen vocalists on the show ‼️

He was so excited to be there that he totally forgot you would def be there too

Until he was getting his makeup done and you walked in with curlers in your hair and coffees in your hand

He immediately found himself smiling at how cute you looked, and it only got worse when you handed him a cup

"Twitter said this was your order, I hope it's right."

The makeup artist starts laughing and opts out of putting blush on him bc he's all red from you

Once filming starts you all sing a prepared cover, and he's so focused on his own that he stays calm for most of it

Except yours is last, which means his mind is fully empty since he’s done and now all he’s able to focus on is how pretty you sound and the way you smile through the words

You sing 'drinks or coffee' from rose's new album and he swears you wink at him

"We don't have to talk, I know that you want me."

Twitter goes crazy bc you absolutely did wink at him, and they have the slow mo replay to prove it

Him blushing like mad also goes viral

He walks up to you backstage

"So... do you want to get drinks or coffee?" 🤭

Jay

It's shuhua's show again, but instead of sunghoon he's paired up with you

Bro gives himself a pep talk in the mirror before filming starts

"You are cool and calm and will not giggle like a school girl at her. Shes going to look pretty and you're just gonna have to deal with it."

Thinks it should be illegal to look good in a work uniform, but there you are

You guys are cooking and you're so impressed by how well he does at separating the fat from the meat

You are so horribly bad at it that Shuhua looks like an expert 💔💔

"Jay I think you need to help her, she's massacring the product."

Ok girl are you a host or a wingman

But he does, telling you to adjust your grip on the knife, reaching over to show you how to do it better which has you blushing like crazy

You guys are partnered up trying to give away samples against shuhua which is where you shine bc people just can't stay away from you especially when you pout and ask 'pretty please?'

Jay doesn't blame them, he's ready to buy everything in the store from you

One of the girls doesn't bat an eye at you when you beg but you're desperate so you yell after her

"Look how handsome my partner is, don't you want to come buy something from us?"

The girl comes back but Jay can't even be flattered bc he's too busy freaking out that you think he's cute

"Did you really mean that?" He asks you after filming

"Of course I did, I'm not blind."

So he asks for your number and ofc you give it to him

Jake

It’s some sort of school setting show

You guys are paired up against Jay and another member of your group as the four of you compete with trivia questions

You’re all English speakers, so they make you answer everything in English and since we’re already being delulu let’s say you have an English accent bc we know Jake loves that

You have to yell at him to lock in because when you start trying to reason out the question he’s so focused on your voice that he isn’t listening to a word you say

You guys are getting whooped by the other team

That is until your member makes a joke about you saying how your ideal type is a smart guy

Bro instantly locks tf in

“October 23rd, 2016”

“That is correct! Team Hot Accents gets another point as they make an impressive comeback!”

Yes that’s your team name, you both have hot accents and you know it 🤷‍♀️

You get so excited every time you guys score a point that you’re practically bouncing in your seat cheering and giving him high fives

You answer a few questions after that but he’s definitely carrying you guys and he could not be happier about it

“Don’t worry y/n, I got you. Just sit there and look pretty.” 😍

By the end you guys are tied and the hosts ask you to give your partner a good luck charm as he and Jay face off for the last question

You contemplate kissing his cheek before realizing that would probably get you murdered on twitter so you settle for giving his hand a squeeze after interlocking your fingers post high five

When he gets the question right he runs over and picks you up to spin you around in celebration

The editors definitely put some incriminating caption like [a very overexcited reaction from the golden retriever] that fans laugh at him for afterwards

But he doesn’t care bc you were in his arms and that’s all that matters ‼️

After filming you’re like “wow Jake you’re so smart do you want to hang out sometime?”

YEP YEP YEP YES HE DOES

Sunghoon

You guys were both ex figure skaters, so they had you guys film an episode at a rink

They got both of you a new version of one of your old costumes, and sunghoon was immediately red at the sight of you in the sparkling dress with a little cut out on the side

You both spent the first few minutes just running around on the ice, enjoying being back

The hosts had a list of skills they read out and then made each of you try

It only made sunghoon's crush bigger watching you move so gracefully, and he grinned so big whenever you'd compliment him

"Woah, he's still really good!"

Towards the end they had you try partner moves, everyone cheering when you guys synced up so well in the turns and twists

“Woah they look really good together! It’s like fate they move at the exact same time!”

They even let you try a stunt, and sunghoon became a stuttering mess when he put his hand on your waist where the cut out in your costume was

"Is- is this ok? I don't want to drop you, but we could skip it if you want."

"Of course it's ok!"

He's so touched at the amount of trust you put in him while trying out partner tricks

And it's rightfully placed considering the time you guys mess up he makes sure to change the angle of your fall so that he takes the brunt of the impact instead of of you

You apologize so many times, including going up to him after filming to thank him again

"Is there anything I can do to thank you?"

"How about a date?"

Sunoo

Who knows why the show paired you guys up

Maybe they saw the media attention from your brief waves to each other at an award show and the viral ‘bite me’ challenge you did together

But they bring both of you to a cafe set and you have to make coffees and such before being interviewed

You’d worked at a coffee shop predebut so at one point you reach over and grab his hand to adjust the way he holds the cup under the milk steamer

The editors zoom in on his red face while you turn around and practically sprint away

Your last task before the interview is to make a drink for the other person while they film a confessional about you

You’re sitting there stuttering over your words as an explanation as to why you ran after helping him earlier and how kind he was when you filmed your tiktok together last time

Meanwhile, sunoo is asking the staff for help to make your super specific and stupidly difficult drink order that he knows from watching your interviews

He pretends it was casual and easy once he joins you at the table, setting the cup down in front of you like he didn’t restart it 3 times

“This is my favorite coffee!! I didn’t even remember them teaching us this!”

“Wow that’s so weird, lucky me I guess”

He tried to be nonchalant but it was NOT working

He literally lets out a giggle as soon as you drink it and do a little happy dance when it’s exactly how you like

When the interviewer asks about your relationship (bringing up the award show wave) Sunoo says that you guys are casual friends but he hopes you can become closer after filming together

To which you respond ABSOLUTELY and promise to wave at him at every schedule you see him

That’s enough for his weak heart for one day so he doesn’t end up following up after the cameras stopped

but you kept your promise and after a few months of excited waves and animated conversations at award shows he secures your number and a date

Jungwon

He’s too responsible to risk anything by talking about his crush on you but once in a live you said you really admired him because you couldn’t imagine having to lead your group while being one of the youngest members

(He saved the video and probably replayed it about fifty times afterwards)

But that was enough to make one of the shows want you guys together !!

Which is how you end up trailing behind him through a creepy dark building while scare actors try to freak you guys out

Bro was not excited for this but he is doing his best bc YOU NEED HIM ‼️

You are so close to his back that he can feel your body heat and when someone jumps out you practically climb on his back

You apologize profusely afterwards, but he waves it off, offering you his arm to grasp onto for the rest of the time

You say in a confessional part that you were scared out of your mind but it was bearable bc Jungwon was there

“He was so brave and cool, it made me feel so much better!”

He isn’t even scared anymore, he’s just mad bc they’re intentionally making you upset so his cute angry face pops out and the two of you make it through the whole haunted house in record time

Afterwards he tells you that he hopes he wasn’t mean or anything, he was just upset they were scaring you

He was mad at them for doing their jobs 💔 rip

But that just made you appreciate him more

“Can I treat you to lunch one day? To thank you for taking such good care of me?”

He MELTS, of course you can

Riki

You and him were both on a variety show to show the difference between maknaes

He was the image of a cool and mature maknae, while you were the giggly pink maknae of your group

He thought it was gonna be awkward bc the whole point of the show was how different you guys were, but you got along so easily

As soon as you started talking he was a GONER

He'd watch you answer a question and get so distracted looking at your face that the hosts would have to repeat the question for him to respond to after 😭

So much for being cool

They ask him how he feels about aegyo to which he describes how passionately he hates it

So they make you do aegyo for him to see if he reacts

HE DOES

Homeboy starts blushing without even realizing it

It puts the biggest smile on his face that they tease him about for the rest of the show

You tell him you'll give him lessons in it if he wants while live and that's how he approaches you after

"You probably need my number to set up those lessons right?"

[wendichester]

Drunk Anon is back again. Might start using this emoji (🍸) to let you know who I am

Apparently, when I get drunk, my face goes full on resting bitch face without me realizing it. My friends swear I give them this intense, soul-piercing stare like I'm silently judging their life choices. Meanwhile, I’m just vibing thinking I look completely normal. It’s gotten to the point where they refuse to tease me because they’re either convinced I’m seconds away from throwing hands or just too intimidated to risk it.

I desperately need this for a drunk!reader drabble with either Dean or Sam, or both. It's up to you who you think fits better for this. Thank you in advance and have fun❤️❤️

☆⋆｡𖦹°‧ vibe check: failed,

summary. you have the most terrifying resting-bitch-face the winchesters have ever seen and they don't know how to deal

pairing. sam + dean winchester x drunk!reader genre. kinda crack

wordcount. 736

notes / warnings. hi again babes!! you can totally go with the 🍸 emoji 😙 // mild language, ridiculously bad communication, protective dean, shitting-his-pants sam, fluffy ending, you're tipsy and unknowningly terrifying

You don't remember when the tequila started tasting like apple juice. But at some point, you blinked and everything was warm and wobbly and vaguely glittery. Which is fine. You're good. You're great. You’re a cool drunk. Chill. Relaxed. Soft girl hours.

So why is Dean looking at you like you just threatened to stab the perfect leather seats of his Baby?

You're slouched on the couch in your motel room, nursing a half-melted cocktail with one leg tucked under the other, swaying slightly to the beat of the old rock song humming from the radio. You’re feeling yourself. A little buzzed, a little cozy. And the Winchesters are here. What could possibly be wrong?

“Dude,” Dean whispers, nudging Sam with his elbow. “She’s doing it again.”

Sam frowns. “Doing what?”

Dean discreetly jerks his chin toward you.

Sam turns. Freezes. “Oh. Shit.”

Because there you are, giving them the most intense, deadpan, soul-excavating stare either of them has ever received. It’s the kind of look a judge gives someone who just pleaded “not guilty” after being caught on seventeen security cameras.

“Do you think she’s mad?” Dean whispers.

“I don’t know,” Sam hisses back. “I haven’t blinked in a full minute. She hasn’t moved.”

You, meanwhile, are sitting there vibing. Thinking about how pretty the motel light looks through your glass. Absolutely no thoughts of murder or judgment—just the vague inner monologue of “I should get fries” playing on repeat.

Dean clears his throat. Carefully. “Hey, sweetheart… uh… everything okay over there?”

You blink once. Slowly. And say nothing.

Dean’s grip tightens on his beer like he’s preparing for impact.

Sam shifts nervously. “You, uh… you feeling alright?”

You tilt your head. Still silent. Still blinking like a lizard on a warm rock.

Dean leans toward Sam. “She hates us right now. I know that look.”

“She looked at me like that once when I forgot her coffee order,” Sam mutters.

“I thought she was gonna knock my teeth out.”

“I still have nightmares about it.”

You finally speak, voice calm and syrupy. “Why are you both whispering like I’m about to snap?”

Sam nearly drops his drink. Dean chokes on his beer.

“What?” you ask, frowning. “I’m just sitting here.”

Dean stares. Sam stares. You blink again.

“Babe,” Dean says slowly, “you are sitting there like you’ve got a hit list and we’re both on it.”

You squint at him. “I am not.”

“You so are,” Sam says, nodding frantically. “You’ve been staring us down for fifteen minutes like we’re on trial for crimes against your whole blood lineage, specifically.”

You stare. Again. They flinch.

Dean raises both hands in surrender. “Okay! Just—tell us what we did.”

“What you—?” You sit up. “Oh my God, I’m just vibing. I didn’t say anything because I was mentally dancing to Fleetwood Mac and thinking about how much I love you two idiots.”

Sam’s mouth opens. Closes. “That’s… not what your face was saying.”

“I thought I looked normal!”

“You looked like a Bond villain about to order someone’s execution,” Dean says flatly.

You stare again, eyes wide in mock-offense. “Do I have a resting bitch face?!”

Both brothers immediately go silent.

You narrow your eyes. “So that’s a yes.”

Dean winces. “It’s more like a… resting powerful woman who scares me in a sexy way face.”

“Dean.”

“Okay, murderous judgmental angel face, that’s the best I’ve got.”

Sam coughs. “You genuinely scared me. I almost texted Cas for backup.”

You throw a couch pillow at him, which lands with a soft thud against his massive chest.

Dean watches it all, then crosses the room, kneels in front of you, and rests his big warm hands on your knees.

“I don’t care how scary your face gets,” he says gently, teasing glint in his eyes. “I’m still gonna kiss it.”

You raise an eyebrow. “Even if I glare at you like I’m plotting your demise?”

He grins. “Especially then.”

You melt. Just a little. “Fine. But if you ever flinch again, I will glare on purpose.”

Dean leans in. “Kinky.”

Sam groans into his beer. “I’m leaving. You guys are unwell.”

You’re still drunk. Still kinda glowing. But now you’re curled in Dean’s lap with his arms wrapped around you, face nuzzled into your hair like you’re not terrifying at all.

You hum to yourself, finally speaking the sacred truth: “I told you I was just vibing.”

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[yieldtotemptation]

RITUAL ft. Yujin

yujin x male reader smut

7k words

Let’s be clear: you’re well aware of what a monumentally stupid idea this is.

For you, it’s just a job. You’ve been fired from plenty before, and there will be plenty more after.

But for her, for Yujin, it’s her career. Her life. Her everything.

And yet, here, in the cramped confines of a bathroom stall, your hand on her ass and hers diving down your jeans; you can’t let go of the nagging suspicion that maybe that’s the fucking point.

“How much time do we have?” Yujin’s lips are on your neck, tiny, hot breaths tickling your skin, nimble fingers at your waist, negotiating with your zipper.

“We had fifteen minutes, an hour ago,” you remind her. “We’re gonna miss soundcheck.”

“It’ll be fine.” Yujin’s unbothered, dismissive of anything that isn’t freeing your cock from its denim prison. “They’ll wait for me. They always do.”

There’s that hint of arrogance, that unshakeable confidence of youth, the invincibility that comes with being that absurdly hot. You can’t blame her at all for it.

What Yujin wants, she gets. You've seen it first hand.

It’s one of the many things you’ve learned about her over the past few weeks.

Well one of the few that don’t concern how good her cunt feels when she rides you, or how her eyes roll to the back of her head when you hit that spot just right, or the way her voice goes hoarse when she screams your name.

“Oh, it’s so perfect.”  Yujin’s seen your cock before, tasted it, taken it, had it in every way possible (in every place available), yet that still doesn’t stop her eyes from lighting up the second she sees it springing out from the waistband of your briefs, standing tall and throbbing painfully. “I’d say this is worth being late for.”

You’ve got a groan for her when she takes you into her hand, her grip firm and familiar. A half-hearted protest, too: “Yeah, but if we’re late, Princess Yujin gets a slap on the wrist, whereas I get fired.”

Yujin scoffs at that. “Well, I am your boss, so I think I get the last say if it comes down to it.”

Part of you wants to correct her, wants to explain that technically you’re not her employee but an independent contractor hired by the touring company. However, that part of you needs to shut the hell up, because the intricacies of employment contracts for musicians-for-hire really don’t seem pertinent at this moment.

Regardless, it all becomes trivial in the face of Yujin. So annoyingly, unfairly pretty, not even the unflattering harshness of the bathroom lights are capable of marring her in the slightest.

You’d probably give her the world if she asked.

She’d happily settle for your dick.

Her hand’s moving now, her fingers dancing around your shaft, exploring the contours of your cock from base to tip, and she's forcing you to resign, “Your logic, as always, is flawless.”

“See?” Yujin smiles up at you, that wide, confident grin that’s graced a million posters, been on every magazine cover and TV channel, and is now laser focused on you. “I’m always right, aren’t I?”

Her point's made with a squeeze around your length, stroking you in earnest, building to a rhythm that’s become so familiar over the past week—quick and precise, dangerously efficient. Like she was made for this. Made to tease your cock. As natural for her as breathing, really.

Yujin’s had plenty of practice, after all—on the morning of every concert, in the evening back at her hotel, on tour buses and in dressing rooms. On a plane once, even. It's the same torrid routine that’s now become a required pre-show ritual. A quiet spot, a secluded room, and she steals you away, bringing you to the brink and back.

And to think it all started because she asked you to help her ‘calm her nerves’.  

Or more correctly, fuck all the worries and concerns out of her pretty little head.

Still, she's never pushed it this far, never cut it this close.

You lean back against the stall door, your breath catching in your throat, the cheap plastic giving slightly under the pressure. Outside you can hear it, hear the bustling sounds of the venue coming to life—staff moving about, the distant roar of fans, the occasional clang of sound equipment. But in here, it’s overpowered by the noisiness of her palm sliding along your shaft, slick with her saliva, and it fills the small space, echoing across the cold tiles beneath your feet.

She’s undeniable—you know you’ve spoilt her. You’ve let her get her way with you far too many times, let her push this arrangement past any semblance of professionalism. Let her poison your mind with whispered sweet nothings that have you pounding her into the nearest available surface whenever she gets a twitch of stage fright.

But you’re also acutely aware of the fact that without these moments, without the promise of her tight, wet cunt wrapped around your cock, you’d be out there on that stage sleepwalking through just another concert with nothing but a drum kit and a bunch of songs you could play with your eyes closed.

“Fucking hell, Yujin, you look too good doing that,” you manage to get out, doing your best to endure her fingers gliding along your length, to last under the microscope of Yujin's dark, hungry eyes.

Another thing about Yujin: there's a special thrill she gets just from watching you, eyes glued to your face, taking in every single nuance of agony she’s wringing out.

“So fucking—” you settle on the most obvious word in your lexicon, “pretty.”

Yujin keens at the praise, her cheeks flush a deeper shade of pink, her teeth grazes the soft skin of her bottom lip. It's hardly new for her to hear this, to have people rave about how she's the hottest piece of ass this side of the equator. Yet there's something about hearing it from you that has her eating up your words every time. "Am I, now?"

You nod, voice momentarily failing you as she pumps your cock, her grip never wavering, never faltering, like she’s milking you, milking words of adulation from your lips.

You still haven't pinned down exactly what it is about you that unwinds Yujin, that makes her chase you so hard. Maybe it's because you're slightly older, a touch more mature than the usual plastic smiles that try to charm her out of her pants.

Or maybe it's because you said 'no' the first time she sniffed in your direction, and then made her scream 'yes' every time after.

Whatever it is, it has Yujin’s other hand reaching up to fiddle with the choker at her neck, flooding your mind with memories of your hand around her throat, her gagging on your length, her eyes watering while you fuck her face.

“And what about this outfit?” She asks, oh-so-innocently. “You think the fans will like it?”

“Yujin,” you say, like she doesn’t already know the very obvious answer. You’ve seen her in it all—tiny hot pants, tight little bralettes, that fucking leather catsuit. Yujin’s a fucking goddess in anything she wears, even a blind man would burn from the sheer heat radiating from her body. “You look fucking incredible, as always.”

“But?”

“No buts.”

“I heard a ‘but’,” Yujin ponders, her hand still working your cock like it’s her favourite toy. “Like: ‘but the shorts are too short, and everyone’s gonna see my cheeks when I bend over’.”

A blatant invitation to take a glance, to look down, down at those denim shorts so tight against her curves, the fabric stretched so taut that it might split open at any moment. Look down at her thick thighs, the way they flex and release as she jerks you off, every movement making the material cling tighter to her skin, moulding themselves around the outline of her perfect, round ass, those juicy cheeks that you’ve had the honour of spanking and biting and bruising.

“Or is it: ‘but your top is cut too low, your tits are gonna spill right out’?”

She’s drawing your gaze upwards, over that smooth, creamy expanse of skin, her stomach flat and toned, up the thin fabric of her flimsy excuse for a shirt, that dips just enough to tease the tops of her breasts, squeezed together and pushed up by her bra. It's so thin, wrapped so tight around her, highlighting the faint outline of her nipples poking through, already stiffened and calling for your tongue.

“Or maybe it’s: ‘the outfit looks good, looks nice and slutty, but you’d much rather rip it off me and just fucking ruin me like I deserve?'"

Yeah, that’s more like it.

You take that as permission, and reach for the hem of her top, eager to finally see those tits, to feel their warm weight in your palms, to have her stripped and laid bare like she knows you’d love to. But Yujin’s too quick, slapping your hand away with a laugh.

“But unfortunately, there’ll be none of that, drummer boy.” Yujin stops, her grip on your cock tightening for a brief, painful second. “Can’t have you ruining my outfit before I go on stage, can I?”

There’s a challenge there, a test to see if you’ll argue, maybe grab her, throw her against the wall and show her just how little of a fuck you give about anything that takes place outside of this toilet stall. But you know she’s right. You're the adult here, remember? Besides there’ll be plenty of time for that later.

You settle for her lips, leaning down, pressing the pad of your thumb against her chin. You tilt her head up towards yours, only for Yujin to pull back, leaving you kissing air. “Seriously?”

Yujin grins, clearly delighting in denying you again, in making your blood boil and cock throb. “Can’t ruin the make-up either,” she explains, making sure to bat her long, fake lashes for extra effect.

“So, I take it that means the pigtails are off limits too?” You ask, idly toying with the ludicrously slutty hairstyle that’s framing her face, bobbing slightly with every stroke she gives you.

“Now you’re learning.”

So, with a frustrated grunt, you keep your hands at your sides, resigning yourself to Yujin’s sweet torture. It’s maddening, just standing there, panting and so horny, at the mercy of Yujin’s slow strokes. “And no concern for my outfit, whatsoever.”

Yujin’s eyes wander over your choice of clothing, and laughs, rather insultingly, if you're honest. “I’m sure all the fans will be very focused on the drummer’s fashion choices,” she says, trusting you to pick up on the sarcasm.

You feign injury. “Ouch, I put a lot of thought into my clothing.”

“Sure you do. Thoughts like: how easy will it be for your little fuck buddy to tear them off?” Yujin’s thumb finds that sensitive spot just beneath the head of your cock, swiping over it with a smugness that’s both infuriating and incredibly hot.

“You’re going to get it later for that one,” you warn, your hand curling into a fist.

“Oh, I know.”

Yujin picks up the pace, her hand a blur, running up and down your shaft, fingers sliding across your slit, smearing the pre-cum that’s beaded there over your cockhead. And there’s a glint in her eye, that needy look that tells you she’s getting off on this, getting off on having you, having someone she shouldn’t be left alone with, squirm and beg and be so desperate for her.

“Look how big you are for me, daddy.”

There’s that word, that sweet, sweet ‘daddy’.

The first time she called you it was an accident, a slip of the tongue during a particularly intense moment when you had her against the window of her hotel, tits squashed against the glass, cunt dripping with your cum. But every time since, it’s been deliberate, calculated, a button she knows she can push to make you give it to her as rough as she wants; as rough as she craves.

“Look how big you are in my tiny hand.” She’s got you moaning now, melting between her fingers, bucking your hips for that extra bit of friction. “You love it when I jerk you like this, don’t you, daddy?”

‘Daddy’ again, rolling off her tongue like a fucking love letter, a song to send your head spinning and your cock pulsing in her hand.

There’s another challenge, can you last a little bit longer? Can you resist the urge to cum all over her fingers? Paint her pretty nails a fresh shade of white? Or would you rather wrap your hand around her lovely neck and force her to admit that she loves all this just as much as you do.

You swallow down the groan that’s building in your throat, your teeth grinding together to maintain some semblance of control. Yujin catches it, sees the effort it’s taking you, and she shakes her head, her lips pursed in a perfect little pout.

“Don’t hold back, daddy,” Yujin's chiding you, disappointed with your restraint. “I want to hear it. I need to hear how good it feels, how desperate you are. Need you to show me just how much you want to see me filled with your cum.”

She twists her hand down on your cock, squeezing when she reaches the base, her other hand coming down to cup your balls, tickling them with her fingers. That has a moan escaping your lips, a low, desperate sound that makes Yujin preen.

“That’s it,” she’s overjoyed, getting what she came for, basking in your pleasure, “tell me how much you want it, tell me how much you want to cum for me.”

And so you do. You tell her, your voice strained with the effort of keeping your orgasm at bay. Not yet, not until you’re deep inside her, not until you're sure that not a single drop will go wasted. “You're too fucking much, Yujin, too fucking hot,” you manage, the words a choked noise that you hope she can hear over the blood pounding in your ears. “You’re driving me fucking mad.”

Yujin’s strokes keep building, one on top of the other, and she’s pressing herself against you, the warmth of her, soft breasts pushing into your chest, her lips sucking at your neck, kissing into you hard. After all, who will notice? Who gives a fuck if the drummer shows up on stage with a few extra bruises on his skin?  

You fall into the crook of her neck, your forehead on her shoulder, as her lips make their way up your throat, across your jaw, until she’s nipping at your lobe, whispering in your ear, “You’re desperate for my cunt, aren’t you, daddy? You want to fill me up right before I go on stage?”

“Yujin,” you grit out, and you’re holding her, hands on those perfectly round cheeks, holding on for dear life, pulling her close to you so that she can feel just how right she is. The words spill out of you like a confession, “I need to fuck you now, Yujin. I need to feel your cunt, make you cum so hard you won’t be able to fucking move, let alone dance.”

And Yujin leaves one last, lingering kiss on your pulse. “So do it, daddy.”

Her words are a fucking gunshot, and you’re off to the races.

You spin her around so fast she yelps, your chest to her back, your cock trapped between her ass cheeks. Her shorts are barely an inconvenience, yank them down, denim catching on her hips, sliding down to her ankles, leaving her in just her panties.

Yujin gasps, the cool air meeting her bare skin, and she braces herself against the wall of the stall, needing something to keep her on her feet. She’s all soft curves and sweet smells, so insanely proportioned, like she's built for this, curvy and thick in all the right places.

While she’s distracted you sneak a kiss onto the creamy-white skin of her shoulder, hard enough to give her a mark to match yours, a badge of honour that brands her in the same way she’s done to you.

Her panties never stood a chance, completely drenched to the point of ruin, sticky with anticipation, snug against her lips. You pull them aside, thumb brushing against her swollen clit, making her hips jerk forward. She’s on your time now, you’ve got the green light to turn the tables and drag her through the same torment she’s put you through.

“Look at this,” you’re in her ear now, taunting, “you’re already so fucking wet for me.”

Yujin’s cheeks burn red, and she’s pushing back against you, grinding her ass into your cock. “Of course I am. I can’t help it,” she’s a little breathless, a little shaky, “I need it.”

“You’re so beautiful,” your hands like magnets on her bare ass, squeezing, marking her in places only you'll ever know. “So fucking beautiful.”

“Please,” Yujin whimpers, as you slide your finger down, between her legs, tracing her wet slit, testing her tightness, feeling her warmth, feeling how ready she is. “Please, fuck me now.”

You can’t resist her, you never can, not with so little time left and so much of her to ruin. Your cock dips, lining up with her pussy, the tip nudging at her entrance, and all it takes is one strong thrust, and you’re pushing into her, burying yourself to the hilt in a swift, brutal motion.

There’s a scream from her, a grunt from you, blending and echoing through the bathroom, bouncing off the tiles and the stall walls. Someone’s going to hear it, someone’s going to come in and see you fucking the star of the show and that’ll be it for the both of you.

But really, fuck all of that.

Fuck the concert, the venue staff, the fans, the tour managers, the PR nightmare that will follow.

Fuck everything that isn’t inside this stall, that isn’t Yujin’s tight cunt squeezing around your cock, that isn’t the way she’s shuddering in your arms, gasping your name, needing her daddy to fuck her harder, faster.

There's no easing her into it, not like you know you should. You fuck her hard, just like she’s begged. Your hips snap against her ass, the sound of skin slapping skin drowning out the noise outside, again and again, in and out, over and over.

Yujin’s never needed much to get started, always so easily soaked, so easily ready. She'd told you as much one late night (or one early morning): "I can take it, take anything, as long as it's coming from you. "

Her walls clamp down around you, she’s already pulsing, her cunt desperate to wring you dry. You’re gliding in and out of her, using her, letting her mold herself so perfectly around you, her juices coating your cock, making it slicker with every thrust.

“Yes—that’s what I fucking need.” Yujin cries out, her voice high-pitched, her head thrown back, and the flimsy plastic isn’t enough anymore, she needs you to hold her steady, to dig your fingers into her hips and nail her into the wall.

Each stroke, each thrust into her cunt, each time you fill her, stretch her—each one could be the last one, the one that has you exploding inside her. Could be the one that overwhelms you, the one that makes you forget where you are, that there’s anything that exists besides fucking this needy, little brat.

It’s the way Yujin clenches around you, tight and perfect, like she’s made just for you, like she’s never been fucked this way before, will never be again.

(Even though you have. Even though you will.)

Each time is like the first, you’re discovering her all over again, peeling back layers of this beautiful, untouchable idol, and finding something new, something beneath the sheen of purity and perfection. Something that makes you want to ruin her, bring her down to your level, to roll around the filth with the rest of you mere mortals.

And Yujin knows it.

There’s a need to make her feel it, and there’s her fucking pigtails, dangling in front of you like a carrot, flicking up and down in front of your face with every thrust. You need to grab them, to yank her back onto your cock, to force her to take it as hard as you want to give it. It’s almost too much to resist.

But even in your haze you know better. Instead, you settle for that choker on her neck, your thumb sliding under the black leather band, feeling the pulse of her blood racing beneath her skin. You grip it, tight, but not too tight. Just enough to make her gasp, to make her cunt tighten, to make her cry out—

“Gah—God—fuck—”

Strangled cries have her screaming, have her needing you to go deeper.

“Fuh—fuck—yes—right there—right—fucking—there—”

She’s chanting, almost sobbing, doing her best to take everything you’re giving her, everything she’s needs, everything she deserves. You’re tapping into that deep, dark desire within her. The one that gets off on being treated rough, the one that loves having a daddy, the one that needs to be nailed to a wall and reduced to nothing but a shaking, mewling mess of climaxes.

You dare to snake a hand under her top, you’re not going to mess her outfit, but that doesn’t mean you can’t get a taste of what’s underneath. Your fingers stretch under her bra, testing the elasticity of the cotton, before finally finding the swell of her breasts, cupping it, filling your hand with it.

Yujin’s moan is all the encouragement you need, a wordless permit to squeeze, to pinch her nipple, roll it between your thumb and forefinger until it’s a hard little nub.

“Oh fuck yes—touch me. You love touching me, don’t you?” She's feeling it, really feeling you, the stimulation of your palm on her breast, the sting on her nipples. “You fucking love my body.”

It’s the damn truth—these past weeks have been a crash course in Yujin, and you haven’t found an inch you didn’t immediately fall in love with. Every curve and dip and line, every soft place and every sharp edge; the weight of her in your arms, the way she fits against you, how she responds to your touch like she’s been waiting for it, for you, for fucking ever.

“Fuck, yes, just like that, daddy, just like that.”

“You’re so fucking perfect, Yujin. So tight, so wet, so fucking mine.”

You slur words into her, words that make her shiver, make her tremble against you, make her so fucking happy to hear them. It’s the words that she loves, hearing you talk like that, like she’s the only one who can make you feel this way. And maybe she is.

So you keep talking, keep whispering those loving, filthy soliloquies into her ear, keep telling her how good her cunt is, how desperate you are for her body, how much cum you have to give her. And her body has an answer for you each time, each syllable a caress that sends shivers down her spine.

“Fuck, you’re so beautiful, Yujin. So beautiful when you’re like this, when you’re all mine.” You can feel it boiling up inside you, that pressure building with every smack of your hips against her ass. “I’m going to cum so hard for you, princess.”

There’s the guitar, the bass, the keys, the band tuning up outside, noise filtering into the stall, faint but unmistakeable, the only thing missing is the beat of the drums, the only thing missing is you.

Yujin’s grinning, knowing she’s the one keeping you occupied, knowing it’s her cunt that you’re buried in, that’s not letting you go.

“If only they knew,” she’s giggling like a schoolgirl (she might as well be with those pigtails), “if only they know how good you’re fucking me right now. They won’t have a fucking clue, will they?”

“Such a fucking tease, Yujin.”

She looks over her shoulder at you, and sends a coy, “Who, me?”

“Yes, you, you little slut,” you answer, not bothering to mince your words. Your hand tightens around her choker, not enough to cut off her air, just enough to keep her right there, panting and needy and yours. “You know exactly what you’re doing out there. I see how you dance, how you move. Like you’re forcing them to picture you fucking, making them all want a taste of what they’ll never have.”

The truth makes her shiver against you. “They all wish they could do this to me, all wish they could fuck me and fill me like you are.”

There’s a tension building inside her too, the blend of your words and the reality of the performance she’s going to have to put on afterwards. It has her body tightening like a bow string, ready to snap at any moment.

And you’re going to be the one to release it.

You venture a hand downwards, gracing over her stomach, her belly button, until you reach the wetness of her pussy. There's her clit, ripe for teasing.

You fuck your cock in deeper still, matching the swirl of your finger with the pounding of her cunt, timing it just right to make her leak all over you.

“That feels so—fuck,” Yujin purrs, so, so blissful. “Only you—only you, daddy. No one else will get to have me—fuck—fuck me like this.”

“Whenever I want, any time I want,” you’re telling her, promising her, even though it’s more likely to be the opposite. That it’s Yujin that will seek you out on those lonely nights and those quiet mornings, or just whenever she’s bored and needs someone to fuck all the nerves and stress out of her system.

“They’d be so—gah—so jealous if they knew. I see it when they look at me—how much they want me,” she’s straining to say it, but needs you to hear it, needs you to know it. “I see it—read it in places they think I don’t look.”

She’s lost, lost in a sea of her own musings, thoughts of how everyone with a working pair of eyeballs wants to fuck her. Relishing in the knowledge that she's found the only person that can fuck her right, and that their cock is buried in her cunt, their fingers working her clit.

“They call me a slut, a whore, but that’s not true, is it, daddy? I only fuck you,” Yujin repeats, “I’m only a slut for you.”

There’s an edge to her voice, a raw, animalistic need that makes you want to prove her right. Want to erupt inside her so badly that she’s forced to carry a part of you inside her when she’s on stage.

“Yours to use,” Yujin taunts. “To fuck, to fill...”

Jesus.

“To break.”

Fucking.

“Maybe I should let you rip off my clothes, fuck up my hair—fuck—my makeup. Go out on stage with all the marks you’ve left on me, with all your cum—gah—all over me.”

Christ.

It hits you like a sledgehammer, adding another layer of taboo to this already fucked up situation. The thought of it is fucking wild, ridiculous to contemplate, you’re sure it’s all just part of the game, another button Yujin’s pressing for her own thrill… right?

“Then everyone would know—everyone would know that it’s you—that you’re the one that’s fucking my brains out when no one else is watching.”

You’re all over her and deep inside her, lips on her throat, her jaw, hands at her tits, her cunt. Devouring her, all of her, from those tightly binded pigtails all the way down to her carefully manicured toes.

And then she stops dancing around the subject and demands it.

“Ruin me. Fuck me, please, daddy. Just—kiss me, now.”

“You said—”

But Yujin’s already twisting around at her waist, angling her body so she can seize your lips, smear her lipstick across your teeth, flood your mouth with her tongue. She’s got fistfuls of your shirt, pulling you closer, as if she’s trying to claim you, claim every inch of you as property of An Yujin.

Now that you’ve got permission, you thread your fingers into her hair, gripping tight, pulling her by the pigtails like you’ve been dying to, kissing her like your life depends on it.

You’re getting rougher with her now, tugging her head back, peeling her lips away from yours, sliding your cock out of her. You ignore the whine, ignore the tears. It’s game over for her makeup, for her hair, her outfit. She’s a beautiful, chaotic mess—so shamelessly yours, so perfect in every way.

The separation barely lasts a second, you’re lifting her up, turning her and depositing her atop the toilet seat, spreading her legs wide, putting her on display.

This is the real show—Yujin looking up at you, eyes dark with need, tits out and heaving with every breath; thick, toned thighs glistening with her juices, your precum; and her pussy, all puffy and so ready to be filled again.

“Daddy—” Yujin starts, and ends, as you’re inside her again. Inside her tight, welcoming cunt, her back arching off the cold porcelain, her legs wrapping around you, ankles crossing and locking in place.

Just one hard thrust and you see it—it's in the watering of her eyes, the wobble of her lips.

She’s close, and you’re not far behind.

“Please.”

It’s barely a whisper, nearly lost somewhere between your haggard breaths and the sloppy wet sounds of your bodies colliding.

But you hear it, and it’s all you need.

It’s her pigtails in your hands again, strands wrapped around your fist, and you’re taking a front row seat in the spectacle that is Yujin falling apart.

“Please, fuck me.” There it is again, louder now. “Fuck my tiny little pussy, daddy. Make me yours.”

It’s every single sound out of her mouth, every folding and crumpling of her perfect features, every single drop of sweat sliding down her neck, every time she says fuck me, or break me, or over and over again—make me yours.

You want to savour this, burn this image into your mind, live off the memory of Yujin’s cunt pulsing around you, but there’s no time, no time to do anything but kiss her again; clumsy, hungry, wet, open-mouthed kisses.

“Please,” she’s biting into your lip, licking into your mouth, clawing at your shoulders, “say my name.”

“Yujin,” you give it to her, offer her name like a sacrifice. “Yujin, I’m so fucking close.”

The porcelain is doing its best to bear your weight, to survive the punishment you’re hammering into Yujin’s tight, perfect body, to outlast your relentless fucking. “Cum for me daddy, cum for me.”

But it’s her, it’s Yujin that crosses that threshold first, coming apart until she’s nothing but a mess of whimpers, moans, and cries of your name. Of pleases and thank yous, until she’s just a hot, tight cunt getting used for your pleasure.

“Fuck—fuck—I’m cumming—daddy, I can’t—it’s so—”

It’s all there across her face, all in the way she’s shaking, the way her cunt is gripping you, her walls fluttering around your cock like a fucking heartbeat, tightening and releasing in endless waves that crash down on her.

“So good—you’re so good—you’re so—fuck—fuck—cum—cumming—"

Her entire body seizes, tenses all at once, and you’d be worried if you hadn’t seen it countless times before, if you didn’t know to expect her to lose all control of her limbs, to not be able to do anything but stare at you, all teary eyed and feeling so, so good.

But you keep going, hips pumping, cock driving into her, keeping her steady, helping her climb to her peak, filling her tender, creaming cunt over and over again. You want to make this last, want to keep her like this, unable to think about anything but you, unable to think about anything that isn’t your cock.  

“So fucking good for me, Yujin, so good, princess.”

“God, fuck—daddy!”

It’s the praise that pushes her over, unravels her, has her mouth frozen in the shape of your name, like the idea of you is the only thing keeping her tethered to this world. That, and her nails digging into your skin, adding to the tapestry she’s already engraved on your back.

And then the silence comes, and that’s the real killer.

Yujin’s always loud when she gets fucked, always desperate to tell you how good it feels, needy for you to know how good you are to her. But when she cums—when she loses herself on your cock—it’s like she relinquishes all ability to articulate, to make any sound other than a whine or a gasp.

You know what she wants to say—don’t stop, please, don’t stop—know what she wants to tell you—thank you, daddy, thank you, thank you, thank you—and it’s your responsibility to see her through it, to plunge your cock deep into the smooth, velvety muscles of her cunt, to have her rocking and creaming all over you, again and again and again.

And then she falls apart.

So beautifully, so perfectly.

But you’re not done yet.

Your thrusts come in thick and fast, making the whole stall shudder, making your vision swim. Yujin’s still reeling, snapped back into the land of the living by the force of your fucking.

She’s leaning forward, pressing her forehead to yours, able to form whole words again, whispering something that you can’t quite catch, something sweet and needy and demanding.

“I’m all yours, daddy.”

It’s a trigger she’s been waiting to pull—the moment she says it, you let go.

There’s no holding back anymore, you’ve been fighting it for what feels like hours, trying to keep your shit together, but it’s no use. You’re going to cum, the only question is, where.

You can’t shake the image of her covered with you, painted all over her face, her chin, her neck, her chest, her perfect, perfect tits. You want it, want to see it realised, want to parade her out on that stage looking like a fuck doll—your fuck doll.

But not now, not today.

So instead, you bury yourself inside her, so, so deep. Yujin’s nodding, teasing “deeper, deeper, please,” begging you with her whole body, watching you with those eyes, half-lidded and glazed over, licking at her lips, bracing for you to fill her.

It’s your turn to shake, your turn to let go of that knot in your gut that’s been twisting ever since she dragged you into the bathroom, pushed you into the toilet stall and told you she needed this.

You throb, tighten, the base of your spine tingles, and that’s all the warning you get before you’re cumming, rushing Yujin’s greedy cunt with your hot, sticky load.

“Daddy, daddy—daddy—yes!”

It’s an addiction now, she needs your cum like she needs oxygen, and you need to fill her as if you’ll die if you go another day without pounding her cunt.

“So good, so fucking good inside me—all yours, all yours—"

It’s a thousand blissful little moments stacked on top of each other, her clenching, you throbbing, her grinning, you grimacing, but it all comes together in this heated space that leaves you both boneless, breathless catastrophes.

Yujin’s the first to come down, slumping against you, drooling down your chest, staining your shirt with a sheen of her saliva. Her legs go slack around you, finally letting go of your waist, still shaking in the aftershocks of her orgasm. You can feel your cum leaking from the corners of her cunt, oozing down the inside of her thighs, sliding past her knee, down to her ankles.

A finger under your chin to tilt your head to her, to kiss you. One of those quiet, intimate kisses that will have you spending the night trying to decode its meaning. But, for now, there’s just the salt of her sweat and the sweetness of her lip gloss.

“Thank you, daddy,” Yujin says, so sweetly, so sincerely, and it’s like a knife twisting in your chest.

“Always.”

And slowly, carefully, you’re pulling out of her, even though she’s still clenching, still trying to keep you in. Your cock exits her with an audible slosh, and you need to brace yourself against the stall door, lean into it hard as you take in the sight of Yujin, sprawled on the toilet seat, well fucked and utterly ruined in all the best ways.

She reads your mind, “You really made a fucking mess of me.”

“I only claim fifty percent of that responsibility.”

Yujin pouts, makes sure you’re watching her, and dips her fingers into her defiled cunt. “This is all you, daddy.”

She drags out her digits, holding them up for you, your cum glistening on them like a prize. And then she’s slipping them between her lips, flicking out her tongue to catch a drop that dribbles down her wrist. She licks it all up, slow, savouring it, making sure you’re watching, making sure your eyes are glued to her as she devours the last traces of you from her hand.

That sound she makes, that little “Mmm” of satisfaction has you feeling heady, makes your cock twitch, eager to be back inside her, to fill her right back up so you can watch her do it all over again.

“Cumslut,” is the only word you have her for her, as she slides her fingers in deeper, tickling the back of her own throat like it's the most natural thing to do. Her cheeks hollow out, and after a long, dramatic suck, she pulls her fingers from her lips with a wet pop, all shiny and clean.

She corrects you. “Your cumslut.”

And then a switch is flipped, and she’s putting herself back together.

Yujin’s graceful, at odds with the confines of the cramped bathroom stall she’s just been fucked in. It amazes you every time, the way that she moves. All liquid and soft, as if she’s not really touching anything, as if she’s floating.

She licks droplets of cum off her lips, scoops the remainder up her legs, her thighs, and you’re just staring, gawking at her with something akin to awe, because she’s just so fucking beautiful, so utterly composed, so untouchable.

You help her, you try, help her tug down her shirt, pull up her panties, her shorts, help her slip back into the role of Yujin, the perfect idol, the star that can’t be tarnished by something as dirty as a quickie on top of a toilet seat.

She nods towards the stall door, and you let her past you, help hold her steady as you lead her to the bathroom mirror, give her a chance to assess the damage you've wrought on her. The smudged lipstick, the kiss bruises, the hair sticking to her neck—all evidence of you.

And yet, she smiles, looking back at you over her shoulder. Like she’s got it all under control, like you haven’t ruined her, not really. Not yet.

“Well, that’s something,” she says, her voice a little too breathless for the breeziness she’s aiming for.

But then she’s got her compact out, the tiny bag she's had hidden in her back pocket specifically for occasions like this. You stand back, giving her space to work her magic. Cheeks are patted for colour, lips glossed for plumpness, eyes relined with that dangerously smoky look that makes them pop.

“How do I look?” She turns, looking at you through the mirror, hand on her hip, posing.

“Like you’ve just been fucked in a toilet stall, honestly.”

That makes her laugh. “Good.”

She’s heading to the door, smoothing out her skirt, fixing her top, stopping along the way to give your forearm a quick squeeze.

There’s that look in her eyes again.

One you’ll be revisiting once the show’s over and the doors are closed.

“I’ll take off first,” she says, tying her pigtails back in place. “Wouldn’t want to make it too obvious.”

You catch her hand before she can get away, pulling her face close to you, wiping away a stray bit of cum still shining on her chin. “Good luck out there.”

And there’s that smile. That smile that’s going to make an audience of thousands fall in love with her. That’s going to make you fall in love with her, if you’re not careful. “Don’t need it,” she says, pressing her lips to yours, ruining her lip gloss all over again. “I got you, daddy.”

[campfiretaxidriver]

I think my now sister in Law has a personal vendetta against me and a goal to out me, even though she doesn’t know what’s going on with me even a little. So I think in return I’ll let her try to out me and make her out to be the bigot when she find out part of my family already Knows, just not her and my brother because I Do Not Trust Them

[princessbrunette]

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PICTURE YOU ࣪𓏲ּ ᥫ᭡ ₊ ⊹ ˑ ִֶ 𓂃

♩chappell roan — picture you ♩

pairing: pervy pope, jj, john b x reader

cw: sexual fantasies, the pogues being peeping toms, masturbation.

you are responsible for your own media consumption. welcome to kinktober day five. better late than never!

pope knew was he was doing was wrong. you were his neighbour for christs sake.

at the end of the day, he was but a man— and whilst he had no intention of stooping to full pervert level like this, he had slipped up and bragged to the wrong people, AKA — jj maybank, about how his fine ass neighbour had a certain… routine, every friday night… and would leave her bedroom blinds open for it.

the regret fully kicked in when he opened his front door, seeing the excited expression on his two best friends faces.

“no. i shouldn’t have told you.” is how pope greets them.

“dude it’s fine,” jj reiterates, easily moving past him in the entrance to his house with a clap on the shoulder, an only slightly less enthused john b following closely behind with an awkward but willing smile. “we’re not gonna watch. we’re just gonna… like — happen to glance out the window. while she’s flickin’ the bean.”

“thats — that doesn’t make it any more okay.” pope stresses, following his friends up to his bedroom.

“look, she leaves her blinds open right? isn’t that what you said? have you maybe considered that… possibly, and hear me out on this… she wants to be watched?” john b, usually the voice of reason finds it in himself to convince pope just that little more, wide puppy-like eyes doing most of the convincing. he’s probably the only reason pope hasn’t grabbed them both by the scruff of the neck and hauled them out.

the night goes on, and honestly — the perverted plan is nearly forgotten about until their attention is brought to the window just across from popes, the lamp switching on as you arrived home from work. john b swivels on popes desk chair, nodding his head toward the sight with a whistle.

“oop, shows starting.”

“honey, i’m home.” jj sings out in a high pitched voice, excited for what’s to come.

“you’re so much better than this, john b.” pope deadpans, double taking at jj as he switches off the lights to the bedroom sending them all into darkness. “what the hell?”

“do you wanna get caught creepin’ on your neighbour? no? didn’t think so.”

“you done this before jayj?” there’s a lilt of teasing to the brunettes voice as his blonde counterpart grabs a seat and drags it up beside him, the young adults gathered as they watch your figure dart around the room going about your nightly activities.

“shh.”

the boys curse, ducking down slightly when you suddenly appear at your window, fingers grazing the blinds. they stay deadly still in the dark, barely even breathing as to not draw attention to the fact they’re gathered round to watch you. you look pensive, hesitant, like you’re about to draw the blinds and shut the world out and yet… you don’t. you back away, leaving them open.

“huh.” pope breathes, glancing at his wavy haired friend.

“likes an audience. interesting.” routledge hums, voice deep and breathy.

you begin to undress, and they swear the air in the room gets thicker. peeling your leggings down your legs like they’d been painted onto you for the day creates an audible reaction from your neighbour and his friends, jj even going as far as to stick his knuckle in his mouth.

“god damn.” he garbles, earning a hum of agreement.

“oh you really lucked out here pope. the only neighbour i ever had was a 70 year old woman. trust me when she left her blinds open you look the other way.” john b doesn’t remove his eyes from the scene as he recounts the anecdote, causing pope to screw up his face.

the truth was, pope did have his own fantasies and perversions. he told himself time and time again, he wasn’t watching. he was at his desk first, you left your blinds open. visions of you at the library you worked at, helping him with research in that little mini skirt he saw you wear once. bending over to rummage shelves, sweet fat crescent of your pussy on display through your panties. pope would have no choice but to take you right there on the table behind the bookshelves, the two of you trying to stay quiet as he disappears between your thighs, seeking out that sweet nectar…

when he snaps out of it, you’re already on the bed, in perfect eyeshot of the window. just you, that dim lamp that made your skin seem to glow, an oversized tshirt and some panties.

“you guys don’t feel wrong doing this?” pope speaks in a hushed voice like you might be able to hear.

“how could something so right be so wrong, my friend?” jj pulls out a joint to stick into his mouth, only to have it plucked from his lips and tossed aside by the heyward boy.

“i’m drawing a line.”

“alright, that’s fair.”

“you guys are missing it.” john b hums, entranced by the way you palm at your tits through the top, eyes fluttering shut as your body starts to relax into the bed. “putting on a show for us.”

silence falls upon them finally as they stare, your hands trailing down to lift the hem of your shirt up and over your breasts, massaging the fat and plucking at the nipples.

“oh wow.” pope breathes, jj breaking out into a grin.

“this is some american pie shit right here.”

“grow up.”

“i’m just saying.”

it seems like forever before your hands reach down to your panties, fingers gingerly dusting over the thin fabric of what appears to be baby blue panties with a pink bow at the top centre. jj even swears he can see the gloss of your arousal on your open thighs from where he’s sat. you begin to rub yourself through the material, teasingly and you pull your bottom lip beneath your teeth, sucking in a breath.

“th’atta girl.” john b murmurs, and the air in the room suddenly feels too hot, too stifling. it wasn’t this hot five minutes ago.

“its like i… can’t look away.” pope justifies in just above a whisper, finally perching down to a more comfortable view, watching the way your head tosses side to side, back arching just that little bit as you try and find a better angle. patience leaves you, and you’re pulling the panties off all together.

“would you look at that.” jj marvels, before glancing at his two friends. “y’all mind if i jerk off real quick?”

“what?” pope screws up his face, and john b glances at him.

“yeah, uh. i mind.”

“it can’t wait?” pope adds, shaking his head and jj throws up his hands.

“i thought that’s what we were doing’ here alright my bad!” he dodges john b’s disapproving swat, eyes wide. “oh that’s where you draw the line? y’all are not real freaks.”

“no.” john b shakes his head, pope chiming in with a “thank god.”

but as their attention lands on you once more, your fingers sinking into that glossy hole — they begin to really reconsider their choice.