#and she calls out the Cuddy flirting too

[kncrowder88]

Cuddy: Wilson, your ex still sells real estate right?

Wilson: yep

Later that ep

Cuddy: I put this much down. Hopefully it works

Wilson: I have a lot going on this episode and House doesn't like me helping you.

Even later

Wilson: this is the place Cuddy was looking at

House: and your showing me why?

Wilson: I got us a new home.

House: awww you love me

((No really this polycule just needs to confess))

The VERY NEXT EPISODE

Wilson: flirts with neighbor

Neighbor Lady: next time bring your cute boyfriend ... or do you prefer the term partner

Wilson: tries to convince her he isn't gay

Later

Wilson: House, our neighbors think we are gay

House: excellent I can play games

Wilson: House no

(He hears yes)

Later (many a games later):

House: almost about to seal the deal

Neighbor lady: sympathetic

Wilson: Gregory House, I love you, will you marry me

No really he proposed. It's canon. I don't care if it's elaborate schemes. Cuddy quick perform the ceremony.

[housethemd]

My headcanons for a 2024(ish) House MD (self indulgent sorrysorry)

- House is canonically bisexual, and instead of hookers (or maybe as well as) he’s very open about his Tinder/Grindr hookups.

- Wilson is still a closet case, somehow. All his friends are queer, he is very active as an ally, but has somehow not figured it out. He even has little pride flags in his office pencil holder.

- Cuddy is a lesbian, she and House still flirt for funsies (worth noting I think her and House still had a one night stand in college before she came out, prompting a running joke that sex with House turned her into a lesbian)

- Chase goes viral on twitter (X) when he starts live tweeting House’s antics during DDx’s (his handle is @thataussiedoc and all his DDx tweets are tagged #mycrazyboss)

- The ducklings make tiktok videos when they don’t have a case. The first time House catches them they are expecting him to call them idiots or throw them out of the DDx room, but instead he joins them. Cue House doing a hilarious tiktok dance.

- Non-binary Thirteen my beloved

- Foreman plays Pokemon Go

- House gets a Nintendo Switch for his office so he can game in there, and when forced to go do clinic duty switches to handheld mode

- House and Kutner will game together when they don’t have a case

- There is a PPTH Diagnostics Dept. Discord server

- Foreman hates Apple products

- Cameron has one of those rainbow pins that says “you’re safe with me” she wears on her white coat

- House learns Gen Z slang and spends an entire episode talking exclusively in it - and everyone else is left trying to piece together what he’s saying

- House is canonically autistic but it only comes out during “Lines in the Sand” or similarly themed episode. I feel like either Chase or Foreman get snippy during the DDx and makes a muttered, offhand comment about House, something to the effect of “yeah well maybe you have autism too” and House is like “well duh.” They spend the rest of the episode approaching the other ducklings, Wilson, etc about how they feel, now that they know that House has autism only to be met with general indifference. Maybe it ends when they go to Cuddy and she reminds them what a great doctor House is and all that and eventually they are forced to confront their own internalized ableism.

- PPTH definitely has a float in the pride parade every year

- Chase plays Among Us

- Lesbian Cameron but also CompHet. Like the first couple seasons she hasn’t figured it out yet.

- Hilson is absolutely made canon at some point

I told you they were self indulgent. Might reblog to add more as I think of them!

[all-pacas]

This is something I always wondered - In s2, do you think that cameron was ever jealous of stacy or atleast bothered by her involvement in house's life? S2 cameron was still in her crush era and she has already seen that house is in love with stacy. And house was always kinda flirting with stacy, giving her heart eyes or generally was soft around her which was unlike his usual behaviour. And we do know that cameron always wants to be super involved in house's life. So did she ever get annoyed that stacy is getting the treatment she wished she would get back in s1?

I don't know about annoyed per se, but it was definitely on her mind. In Honeymoon, Cameron was immediately intensely interested in Stacy — enough Stacy called her out on it — and when given free reign to ask her anything, asked what was House like before? She seemed disappointed to learn that House wasn't a drastically different person when Stacy knew him (and while Stacy, Cuddy, and Wilson all agree House has changed, I think she probably is correct that it wasn't… the 180 degree shift Cameron seems to imagine), and at the end of the episode Cameron has a big dramatic moment of "it was me you couldn't love" to House.

I definitely think Stacy was a clarifying moment for Cameron. The thing is, House kind of has a type, you know? Stacy, Cuddy, and Wilson are three points of a very interesting triangle; when it comes to people he likes and is drawn to, there's a real pattern. (Thirteen, with her dry, snarky sense of humor, never missing a beat, is also more similar to this type than not, and he likes her right away too.) Obviously this doesn't mean everyone House could be attracted to falls into this pattern but… it's a pattern. Cameron goes through a lot of S1… doing the very classic crush thing of reading into House's every action and kindness and gesture. Do people like me? Do you like me? House is… gentler to her than he is the boys in a lot of ways, for probably a number of reasons: Cameron wears her heart on her sleeve much more than the terminally repressed Chase and the what-are-emotions prideful Foreman; she also demands he treat her gently, not in the literal sense but — she approaches him for serious moments, attempts at emotional connection, in a way others don't. And House responds, he doesn't shove her away.

I think Cameron overreads a lot of his responses — not to say House doesn't care about her and wasn't attracted to her, but she really goes from zero to you're being mean because you're in love with me real quick lol — but House is also very quick to tell her on their date that she's… looking to fix him. He's damaged, he's lonely (I think the House forgot his own birthday subplot in Socratic Method was 100% the moment Cameron got her crush), but she's also someone Cameron wants to understand, she spends years trying to understand him, from S1 and their little talks to S3 and her attempts at white knighting him and puzzling him out. She wants to be the one who understands him (and tie all that back in to her control freak ways).

Except… Stacy shows up. And Stacy is very different. House spends episodes finding excuses to talk to her, he is constantly thinking about her, and yes, half the time it's this twisted manipulative I need to prove she's in love with me because I lowkey am in love with her ridiculousness, it's unhealthy and was never gonna turn out well, but it's different. Even if it's antagonistic, House shows miles more interest in Stacy than he ever did Cameron. Stacy isn't gentle or sweet or nurturing, and House is and was into it. He wasn't a different person, she tells Cameron. House probably didn't give a shit about his birthday before his leg, either.

Cameron realizes, I think, that she doesn't understand him, he's not the person she thought he was. And Cameron loses interest. Not all of it, not right away, but enough. By S2 she has a little crush on TB Guy; she later sleeps with Chase; these aren't exactly deep connections but they're Cameron showing interest in others, she's not as into House. He calls her on it in S3 by asking her on a date; she actually does start S3 with a touch of white knighting/House analysis/crush time, and has a second brief re-emergence of feelings after the kiss in Half Wit, but she's clearly over him (or as over him as Cameron ever is anyone) by that point. House will always be someone she finds attractive, physically and mentally, but he's no longer the idealized person she created in her head, either.

[thankstothe]

Also i think Amber death puts "people don't change" thing House has into overdrive.

He says it s1-4, but he is still willing to try to change, it's not immediately a negative. It goes okay, but him staying the same is even rewarded - Vogler speech incident, egoistical and prideful but a right thing ultimately.

s2 Pushing away stacy because he says himself he won't change for her. gets shot - hes gotta change right?

Start of s3 he tries to care for patient and less for the puzzle with the wheelchair guy. It's Wilson who says "you didn't change", then encouraged House to try, then Wilson himself puts a lid and withholds the emotional high House was trying to feel from gratification of patients. (Cuddy who's big shareholder in House can/should change stocks feebly pushes against it, but plays along and "takes" potential change away). Tritter arc - goes through the motions but doesn't change. Drugging each other "House was happy/hazy" House stops taking antidepressants to keep his head - doesn't change even though he still saved the patient. So Wilson and House are on the same page in people don't change, so far. Duckling leave (id argue that after this they develop the most) but House doesn't throw a (self-destructive) fit about things changing.

S4 is all about change and, as said above, rocking the boat. Amber, one of the new ones and represents change. House is the opposite of change. She's adapts and does well in the contest. (Sidenote she avoids digging up body at the cemetery, avoiding death). She's mostly okay leaving, her options are open, House's are not, he literally had to carve out a whole new department to meet his needs. She's already developing past House

When she's dating Wilson, she wants him to not fall into his old pattern of taking care of her and taking care of himself - change for himself. Cuddy straight tells House "you're afraid that things will change with Wilson and more so of the fact that he wants to change". In the mattress w House store "always wanted water mattress" "buy it" "some people don't go through life indulging our every whim" "then you dont deserve to be happy" "yet iam, you?" "Live the dream Wilson" He buys the mattress he wanted - it sucks, he hates it. But hey, he tried

House starts to change to accommodate Amber schedule. "you're sacrificing yourself, this is huge i can have friendships that are not with you" House goes to bars to mop about that, without Wilson, because he's getting left behind - Amber goes to picks him up - gets drunk too - bus

And when talking about Amber death and House, and how she fem house and then is a part of his conscious theres huge and hard to discuss elephant in the room which is suicide themes. Which House flirts with often, sometimes openly, other times subtly. Who House calls when he sticks shit into an electrical socket? Amber. "You wouldn't let me die" (Who greets him back too? Wilson. There's a post somewhere that this is how Wilson's and Ambers relationship might've started - House almost dying. I like the idea, makes it symmetrical. How relationship ends fem house - dead, House almost dead again)

The fact that she's a woman only relevant to Wilson because he views himself as a default straight man. The revelation that she's House maybe the first serious challenge to that, but he doesn't have to deal with it while she's alive (and after, it's far from the first thing on the Wilson's grieve check list)

House has visions of someone about to die. He cracks his head (once), has retrograde amnesia, drugs himself, has a heart attack -to find out who is it. He obsessed. Not explicitly killing himself, but he's wearing his body out. Wilson tries to stop it as usual. And then it's Amber. House goes the extra mile to try to find out what's wrong not to save her, primary, so that Wilson has a chance to keep changing <- which Wilson chooses instead of House and pretty much tells him that. Cracks his head (twice). There's no universe where Amber and House both survive, in narrative it's the same road and they're the crossroads. With Amber, change dies, and her death is the last big change for a while. (convinient for procedural, huh)

After this every attempt at change bitchslaps House. Who doesn't want to change, right up until the finale. House digs in his heels on "people don't change" stance, and will fight anyone who disagrees. And gets more sensitive around death

s5 dealing with Amber aftermath Wilson can't move on or change - goes back to House, House hires PI in the fear of Wilson changing. Tries therapy - gets into accident - it doesn't work. Another huge death is hard to not change - welcome back Amber, in his head she is very different and far more ruthless, destructive than actual Amber was

something to be said about her apartment too (same floorplan too - insanity - saving money by keeping it in the narrative), which was left unchanged in s5, literally for a huge chunk of it, Wilson clinging to the idea of change by not changing it. Then reorganised by house himself and then left behind in s6

s6 House doesn't really change but learns to manage his addiction and life, while fighting to stay the same. Furnishing episode organ moment (a lot to discuss there, but boiling it down) - repeat of the mattress thing - Wilson still doesn't know what he wants or who he is, only certain that he wants House in his life and is content with that. Until he isn't, and kicks House out - sam wilson apartment change - almost relapsed

s7 Lets say Cuddy is last change advocate and why he doesn't. Tries to push and change for Cuddy - she needs him to change more for her and less for himself - "ideal house" in her head and his are too different, and he's not ideal by any means (she already has a house maybe she should get an apartment for it to work idk wilson swiped it from under her) - House's change is not enough or will it ever be - relapses. Tries to change his leg - hospitalized - last ep blows up about Cuddy (after he melts down about patient going back on own principals to get better)

s8 "oh you're changed man" "i was wrong, i havent changed and neither have you" Keeping House life the same takes huge toll on everyone around, few are willing to stay by now. Pushes 13 away for her own good - he's warming up to change as an idea, not for himself tho. "relationship with hooker cant hurt you means you want more" - c word - tries to push change on Wilson who's already forced into changing - lashes out - almost dies - haunted by Amber, Kutner, important people, everyone but Cuddy and Wilson - "i can change" - doesn't die and kinda does. Which is a revival of change+Amber in House's mind - a reason for him to not die, he thematically becomes Amber by embracing change, tying it back to Wilson. And they ride away by the song that in House's head Amber sang - Enjoy Yourself (It's Later than You Think) - duet version this time

Why did they make Amber girl!House, make her date Wilson, make House sad that he'll be left alone and then killed her??? What does it mean?????? Like, in a Literary analysis way

[imogenlefay]

oooh, a ship game! tagged by @perfectromanceinmymind​ who i just started adoring more for reading Imzadi. ok, let’s get into this!

rules: Movie/TV ship questions; answer with a GIF; no repeats

1. First ship - Janeway and Chakotay (Star Trek: Voyager)

yeah, I KNOW. since i started my rewatch i’ve been complaining about how boring chakotay is and how captain mom - i mean mommy - i mean janeway deserves someone way more interesting. hell, i’m pretty sure i’ll be shipping Q with her over chakotay. and just see waht will happen when seven of nine shows up. ...but yeah. sue me. it’s THERE. it’s obvious. it’s just also very, very boring. 

2. First OTP - Lily and James (Harry Potter)

so, i know, tons of issues with harry potter. but that was a fandom i was super invested in. ctually, not sure that’s the right way to put it. i was super invested into the books, waxed and waned a bit... and the funny thing is, i didn’t care about the whole harry-ron-hermione-ginny thing until i started reading fandom things and was totes fine with whatever was happening (actually kinda rooting for ginny since book 2). didn’t really care about these ships. but lily and james? from first finding out about the marauders, i was on board of that ship. also, snape was a creep and a horrible person, and a nice guy, and that was not romantic

3. Favourite current ship - Sebastian and Blaine (Glee)

do i have to say it? seblaine from glee. these two have barley 15 minutes of screentime, but the chemistry is just there. i still think they were set up to be at least a midgame ship that fell through when grant gustin was busy with the flash, which given the writing on glee and the insistance on klaine as an endgame might have actually been for the better, but there’s just something about them. if blaine’s in the room, sebastian’s eyes are on him. when sebastian shows up, blaine’s mood lifts. Just so much potential, wasted again - but that’s the glee thing. 

4. Shipped from the first minute - Dean and Castiel (Supernatural)

sooooo, i won’t say they’re canon, but they’re half-canon and broke the internet. now, keep in mind, i stopped watching supernatural around season 8? the one in which metatron showed up, idk. it got so boring how every season another main character was the bad guy, the winchesters got more toxic, and of course, the treatment of cas. so i’ve seen from gift that got super toxic. but come on. i’m the one who gripped you tight and raised you from perdition. best entrance ever, electric chemistry, gradually growing connection... i’m ignoring most of supernatural canon, but that was magic. 

5. Wish they had been endgame - Barney and Nora (How I Met Your Mother)

my shipping history with himym is... spotty. i liked ted/robin, was fine with them breaking up, and reaaaally got into barney/robin. until they got together, were awful and broke up. sure, i blamed the writing, but that short stint killed my enthusiasm. enter nora. sweet, smart, confident nora who is not ashamed to admit she’s a romantic and clearly state what she wants, who calls barney on his bs and won’t let him walk all over her. and also, the first woman barney actually wanted to be in a relationship with. even with robin, lily had to bully them into it. i thought she was really good for him, and he was at his best with her. hated how she was pushed aside to bring back more barney/robin drama (who srsly brought out the worst in each other) still my headcanon that he runs into her again when he’s more mature, caring for his daughter. but alas, has to remain a headcanon. (also, it’s a pic cause i literally can’t even find a gif)

6. Wish they had been canon - Bashir/Garak (Star Trek: DS9)

sorry, not sorry. the dynamic between is amazing - the brilliant but naive new doctor, excited like a freaking puppy, meeting the mysterious spy pretending to be a tailor while trying to move away from his past. there is SO much chemistry, fascination, intrigue between them, even if they aare so fundamentally different. just... damn. except at some point midway they stopped giving them scenes. were they afraid of the chemistry? idk but i’ll spread the rumor. because we were cheated. 

7. Ship everyone else hates - Ted and Robin (How I Met Your Mother)

i get it. the writing had issues. writing an endgame ahead of time can backfire. ted backtracking to robin again and again gets really annoying. the mother was seriously amazing and i still can’t believe they pulled her off so well after all the buildup. and the pacing of wasting a whole season on a wedding for a couple that gets divorced within like five minutes is awful. i know all that. but i honestly think they work. their first relationship was seriously sweet - nothing like the trainwreck between barney and robin - and for them to come together when the timing is right, they both grew and matured, and are in the right places in their lives... idk, they work for me. 

8. Don’t even watch the show but still ship - Rory and Jess (Gilmore Girls)

i literally only know gifsets of them. they look cute. 

9. Wish they had a different storyline - House and Cameron (House MD)

i seriously shipped them so much in season 1. their date was sweet, especially how before wilson told her to please not break house’s heart. but after the date, they just threw it out. i had some hope again when she left his team and returned as head of the ER, just cause i thought it changed the power dynamic and maybe they had a shot. that’s what i would have liked to see. that they work together occasionally, and he starts seeing her more as an equal and maybe build something from there. would probably been way healthier than the toxic crap with cuddy. 

10. Actually endgame - Emma and Hook (Once Upon A Time)

oh hi, jennifer morrison, haven’t seen you in a bit. so, i also stopped watching once upon a time, as the stories got too wild and i never got into regina’s big redemption, which consisted of *checks notes* deciding she’s redeemed now and screw anyone who disagrees. but i did love captain swan. did not see that coming. like, sure, hook flirts from their first interaction, but i was against them, given how antagonistic they were. but come season 3 and neverland, and their kiss? and damn. they took chemistry, and actually built something from it, and this time, it freaking worked. which is rare. so yes, so many issues with the show, but these two? ready to set sail, captain! 

tagging @blainesebastian​, @seblaineaddict​, @glitzgustin​, @ejaycaswell​ and @liloandsoon​, as well as anyone else who wants to take a spin at this

[travisandersondatingblog]

How to Seduce Men With Body Language: 12 Perfect Seduction Tips

Women the world ’round have long yearned to know how to seduce men with body language.  If you’re like them, you want one man in particular to know that you lust after him…but maybe don’t have the courage to say so out loud. 

So you let your body do the talking.

Learning how to seduce men with body language may take some practice!

There are tons of ways to use body language to communicate your desire, but today we’ll cover just 12:

1. Use Your Smile to Seduce Him 2. Aim Your Belly Button at Him 3. Touch Him. But Not Too Much 4. Avoid Crossing Your Arms To Seduce With Your Body 5. Use a Power Pose to Improve Seductive Body Language 6. Lock Eyes With Him…Then Lower Your Eyelids 7. Make the Most of Your Lips 8. Play With Your Hair To Attract Him 9. Show Him Your Interest Using Facial Expressions 10. Lean In Toward Him to Make Him More Attracted to You 11. Wear Clothes That Make You Feel Your Best 12. Live in the Moment

Understanding the Value of Nonverbal Communication

You have no problem flirting with the object of your affections, but when it comes to saying, “hey, I find you incredibly hot. Would you like to hop in the sack?” well, frankly the idea petrifies you.

Body language, it turns out, makes up the bulk of how we communicate. While it’s debated among experts, many believe this is the breakdown of how we communicate:

Body language: 55%

Tone of voice: 38%

Words spoken: 7%

So if you can’t find the words to tell a man you want him, you should learn how to seduce men with body language!

So…What is Body Language?

Maybe you’re not familiar with how you can use your body to tell a man something, so let’s cover that here.

Obviously, body language involves your body communicating through signals. You can communicate that you’re secure/insecure, attracted/repulsed, happy/annoyed all with how you position your body. It’s often easier to think out what you plan to say through words than it is body language because most of the time we don’t even realize we are saying something with how our arms are placed, for example.

Think about it. The last time you were around someone you didn’t like, did you cross your arms? Maybe tap your foot impatiently? Whether you realized it or not, you were communicating that you didn’t want to be there talking to her.

Now think about how you are around the man you’re interested in. Maybe you lean in when he talks or even mirror his actions. Your body knows you’re totally into him, and it wants a chance to speak up!

The key to learning how to seduce men with body language is being able to control and leverage certain positions to communicate your intent.

12 Tips on How to Seduce Men With Body Language

I promised you tips, so get your notebook ready to take notes! I guarantee that if you try any of these, he will pick up on your interest. What you do from there? Well, that’s entirely on you!

1. Use Your Smile to Seduce Him

You’ve got a great smile; use it!

We all know that the smile is powerful. But how you smile matters. Make sure you’re giving him what scientists call a Duchenne smile, which is genuine and involves the eyes, rather than a Pan Am smile, which is the false smile we often see on flight attendants who are less than thrilled to bring us another pillow on a flight. When your smile is real, he knows that you’re happy being with him.

You can also give him a sexy smile that says, “I’m thinking about what being in bed with you would be like.”

2. Aim Your Belly Button at Him

Say whaaa? Yes, ladies, your belly button can communicate that you’re into a guy.

Chris Ulrich, senior instructor at the Body Language Institute, says that pointing your belly button in the direction of the person you’re talking to can indicate that you like and trust him. Even if your head is turned another way, aim your body so that your belly button has a center “view” of this guy.

3. Touch Him…But Not Too Much

Consider two women:

Veronica: constantly rubs Brad’s chest, running her red fingernails up and down his biceps.

Samantha: touches his arm once or twice on a date. Brushes her knee against his “accidentally” under the table.

While Veronica is sending signals that in no uncertain terms she wants to ravage Brad, Samantha takes a more subtle approach. She wants him just as much, but she has the decorum to communicate this tastefully.

4. Avoid Crossing Your Arms

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This is one of those signals you want to avoid when learning how to seduce men with body language because crossing your arms can indicate that you’re not interested or that you’re disconnected from the situation. It can also say that you’re feeling insecure.

President Trump’s own body language has been scrutinized, and when he crosses his arms, people take notice…not for the better.

If you find yourself crossing your arms (even if you’re not feeling any of the things I said it communicates), simply uncross them and lean in toward the man you’re with.

5. Strike a Power Pose to Improve Seductive Body Language

Amy Cuddy made the power pose trendy a few years ago with her TED Talk and then book, Presence: Bringing Your Boldest Self to Your Biggest Challenges. She conducted a study where subjects took either high-power or low-power poses. Those in high-power poses (think: hands on hips like Wonder Woman) felt more confident and performed better in tasks.

You can apply this to your own strategy on how to seduce men with body language; standing with your legs spread, your shoulders back, and your hands on your hips will make you feel like a million bucks, and that will be communicated to him!

6. Lock Eyes with Him…Then Lower Your Eyelids

I’ve told you before how powerful eye contact is in learning how to seduce men with body language. Think about how normally if you’re talking to someone (a cashier, your mom, a neighbor), you’ll make eye contact for a minute, then look away. That’s normal.

But when you’re into someone, staring deeply into their eyes can be intense. All kinds of emotions are communicated…and some of those will be based on sexual attraction.

So don’t be shy about locking eyes and having a flirty little staring contest.

But after that…try lowering them for a bit and slightly parting your lips. This is another sexy move that lets him know the temperature is rising around you two. It can indicate sexual submissiveness, and of course, it’s the expression many women have right before having an orgasm, so it’ll put him in a sexy frame of mind!

7.  Make the Most of Your Lips

Your lips can do more than speak your attraction.

Another versatile tool when it comes to how to seduce men with body language is your lips. There are so many things you can do with them! 

Start with the color. Bold colors tend to get more attention, and red is known to communicate passion. But if you’re not comfortable rocking the red, try a deep berry. Really, you should just be comfortable with whatever color you choose.

Next, consider what to do with your lips. Biting your lower lip is incredibly sexy to men, so try that a few times (combined with that eyelid lowering!). You can also slowly lick your lips and smile at him.

8. Play With Your Hair To Attract Him

Your hair is another great seduction asset; there are a million ways to play with it to get a man’s attention.

Pull it all over one shoulder

Toss it back

Twirl a curl around your finger

Put it up in front of him

Just don’t overdo it with the hair! Pick one or two tactics, but don’t go overboard.

9. Show Him Your Interest Using Facial Expressions

Did you know we make about 25,000 facial expressions a day? Our faces are much more expressive and communicative than our voices ever could be. So use your face to tell him what’s on your mind.

Start by simply showing that you’re paying attention to what he’s saying. Nod occasionally while he talks.

Tilt your head to one side. This reveals your most vulnerable spot: your neck. It communicates that you trust him (even if he’s a vampire!).

You can also mirror his expressions. If he smiles, smile back. If he furrows his brow, do the same.

10. Lean In Toward Him to Make Him More Attracted to You

Leaning toward him indicates your interest.

When you lean in toward a man, he feels like you’re engaged and interested in him. If you lean away, it shows disinterest.

So when he’s talking, lean forward just a few inches. It’s a subconscious signal that will make him all the more attracted to you.

11. Wear Clothes That Make You Feel Your Best

The best tip I can give for how to seduce men with body language is to simply be comfortable with your approach. If flipping your hair isn’t something you’d normally do, then don’t do it. The same goes with the clothes you wear on a date. You absolutely do not have to wear tight and revealing clothing to get the guy.

In fact, most men find a woman who leaves a little mystery in what she’s wearing all the more intriguing (“what’s happening underneath those clothes?”). Sure, form-fitting clothing, a tiny bit of cleavage, or a dress that shows off your legs will be appreciated, but you need to be comfortable with what you’re wearing.

Go to your closet right now. I’ll wait. Now find the outfits that you feel fabulous in. That might include a t-shirt, jeans, skirt, dress, whatever. These are the things you should wear on a date because they already help you feel more confident. Tight-fitting or too low-cut clothes, on the other hand, will just have you adjusting them all night and wishing you hadn’t worn them.

It’s more important that you’re confident in what you wear than that you appeal to what you think men will like. Confidence, as I’ve said numerous times, is crazy sexy!

12. Live in the Moment

I don’t want to overwhelm you with these tips on how to seduce men with body language to the point that you feel you need a script to go on a date! These are just suggestions, and I fully encourage you to come up with your own ways to communicate how you’re feeling. Again, when you’re confident, regardless of what you do, you’ll easily seduce any man.

You might be on a date and find that he really responds well to you teasing him, so go with it. Or he might take the lead with the flirting. You can never plan ahead of time how a date will go, or how a given man will respond to your sexy strategies, so pay attention to his feedback and modify accordingly.

Conclusion:

Every woman will have a different approach to how to seduce men with body language. Your best friend might be great at seducing them on the dance floor, but you’ve got two left feet, so that doesn’t work for you. Instead, you use your wit.

Whatever you’ve got, own it. Work with it. Because the right man will be attracted to your unique blend of youness. So be authentic, and find the seduction techniques that get you the best results.

I also encourage you to know what you want before you try to seduce a man. Are you ready to have sex with him, or are you just looking for a little attention? Realize that some of the tips I outlined above will communicate to him that you are ready to get intimate, so be sure that you’re ready for that step before trying these strategies out. If you’re just starting to date a man and really want him to commit, maybe save these tips for later once you know each other better.

Let’s hear from our community! What ways have you found to work when it comes to how to seduce men with body language? Leave a comment below.

Flirting is a big part of how to seduce men with body language. If you need a refresher or tips, check out The Flirting Workshop.

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How to Seduce Men With Body Language: 12 Perfect Seduction Tips

Women the world ’round have long yearned to know how to seduce men with body language.  If you’re like them, you want one man in particular to know that you lust after him…but maybe don’t have the courage to say so out loud. 

So you let your body do the talking.

Learning how to seduce men with body language may take some practice!

There are tons of ways to use body language to communicate your desire, but today we’ll cover just 12:

1. Use Your Smile to Seduce Him 2. Aim Your Belly Button at Him 3. Touch Him. But Not Too Much 4. Avoid Crossing Your Arms To Seduce With Your Body 5. Use a Power Pose to Improve Seductive Body Language 6. Lock Eyes With Him…Then Lower Your Eyelids 7. Make the Most of Your Lips 8. Play With Your Hair To Attract Him 9. Show Him Your Interest Using Facial Expressions 10. Lean In Toward Him to Make Him More Attracted to You 11. Wear Clothes That Make You Feel Your Best 12. Live in the Moment

Understanding the Value of Nonverbal Communication

You have no problem flirting with the object of your affections, but when it comes to saying, “hey, I find you incredibly hot. Would you like to hop in the sack?” well, frankly the idea petrifies you.

Body language, it turns out, makes up the bulk of how we communicate. While it’s debated among experts, many believe this is the breakdown of how we communicate:

Body language: 55%

Tone of voice: 38%

Words spoken: 7%

So if you can’t find the words to tell a man you want him, you should learn how to seduce men with body language!

So…What is Body Language?

Maybe you’re not familiar with how you can use your body to tell a man something, so let’s cover that here.

Obviously, body language involves your body communicating through signals. You can communicate that you’re secure/insecure, attracted/repulsed, happy/annoyed all with how you position your body. It’s often easier to think out what you plan to say through words than it is body language because most of the time we don’t even realize we are saying something with how our arms are placed, for example.

Think about it. The last time you were around someone you didn’t like, did you cross your arms? Maybe tap your foot impatiently? Whether you realized it or not, you were communicating that you didn’t want to be there talking to her.

Now think about how you are around the man you’re interested in. Maybe you lean in when he talks or even mirror his actions. Your body knows you’re totally into him, and it wants a chance to speak up!

The key to learning how to seduce men with body language is being able to control and leverage certain positions to communicate your intent.

12 Tips on How to Seduce Men With Body Language

I promised you tips, so get your notebook ready to take notes! I guarantee that if you try any of these, he will pick up on your interest. What you do from there? Well, that’s entirely on you!

1. Use Your Smile to Seduce Him

You’ve got a great smile; use it!

We all know that the smile is powerful. But how you smile matters. Make sure you’re giving him what scientists call a Duchenne smile, which is genuine and involves the eyes, rather than a Pan Am smile, which is the false smile we often see on flight attendants who are less than thrilled to bring us another pillow on a flight. When your smile is real, he knows that you’re happy being with him.

You can also give him a sexy smile that says, “I’m thinking about what being in bed with you would be like.”

2. Aim Your Belly Button at Him

Say whaaa? Yes, ladies, your belly button can communicate that you’re into a guy.

Chris Ulrich, senior instructor at the Body Language Institute, says that pointing your belly button in the direction of the person you’re talking to can indicate that you like and trust him. Even if your head is turned another way, aim your body so that your belly button has a center “view” of this guy.

3. Touch Him…But Not Too Much

Consider two women:

Veronica: constantly rubs Brad’s chest, running her red fingernails up and down his biceps.

Samantha: touches his arm once or twice on a date. Brushes her knee against his “accidentally” under the table.

While Veronica is sending signals that in no uncertain terms she wants to ravage Brad, Samantha takes a more subtle approach. She wants him just as much, but she has the decorum to communicate this tastefully.

4. Avoid Crossing Your Arms

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This is one of those signals you want to avoid when learning how to seduce men with body language because crossing your arms can indicate that you’re not interested or that you’re disconnected from the situation. It can also say that you’re feeling insecure.

President Trump’s own body language has been scrutinized, and when he crosses his arms, people take notice…not for the better.

If you find yourself crossing your arms (even if you’re not feeling any of the things I said it communicates), simply uncross them and lean in toward the man you’re with.

5. Strike a Power Pose to Improve Seductive Body Language

Amy Cuddy made the power pose trendy a few years ago with her TED Talk and then book, Presence: Bringing Your Boldest Self to Your Biggest Challenges. She conducted a study where subjects took either high-power or low-power poses. Those in high-power poses (think: hands on hips like Wonder Woman) felt more confident and performed better in tasks.

You can apply this to your own strategy on how to seduce men with body language; standing with your legs spread, your shoulders back, and your hands on your hips will make you feel like a million bucks, and that will be communicated to him!

6. Lock Eyes with Him…Then Lower Your Eyelids

I’ve told you before how powerful eye contact is in learning how to seduce men with body language. Think about how normally if you’re talking to someone (a cashier, your mom, a neighbor), you’ll make eye contact for a minute, then look away. That’s normal.

But when you’re into someone, staring deeply into their eyes can be intense. All kinds of emotions are communicated…and some of those will be based on sexual attraction.

So don’t be shy about locking eyes and having a flirty little staring contest.

But after that…try lowering them for a bit and slightly parting your lips. This is another sexy move that lets him know the temperature is rising around you two. It can indicate sexual submissiveness, and of course, it’s the expression many women have right before having an orgasm, so it’ll put him in a sexy frame of mind!

7.  Make the Most of Your Lips

Your lips can do more than speak your attraction.

Another versatile tool when it comes to how to seduce men with body language is your lips. There are so many things you can do with them! 

Start with the color. Bold colors tend to get more attention, and red is known to communicate passion. But if you’re not comfortable rocking the red, try a deep berry. Really, you should just be comfortable with whatever color you choose.

Next, consider what to do with your lips. Biting your lower lip is incredibly sexy to men, so try that a few times (combined with that eyelid lowering!). You can also slowly lick your lips and smile at him.

8. Play With Your Hair To Attract Him

Your hair is another great seduction asset; there are a million ways to play with it to get a man’s attention.

Pull it all over one shoulder

Toss it back

Twirl a curl around your finger

Put it up in front of him

Just don’t overdo it with the hair! Pick one or two tactics, but don’t go overboard.

9. Show Him Your Interest Using Facial Expressions

Did you know we make about 25,000 facial expressions a day? Our faces are much more expressive and communicative than our voices ever could be. So use your face to tell him what’s on your mind.

Start by simply showing that you’re paying attention to what he’s saying. Nod occasionally while he talks.

Tilt your head to one side. This reveals your most vulnerable spot: your neck. It communicates that you trust him (even if he’s a vampire!).

You can also mirror his expressions. If he smiles, smile back. If he furrows his brow, do the same.

10. Lean In Toward Him to Make Him More Attracted to You

Leaning toward him indicates your interest.

When you lean in toward a man, he feels like you’re engaged and interested in him. If you lean away, it shows disinterest.

So when he’s talking, lean forward just a few inches. It’s a subconscious signal that will make him all the more attracted to you.

11. Wear Clothes That Make You Feel Your Best

The best tip I can give for how to seduce men with body language is to simply be comfortable with your approach. If flipping your hair isn’t something you’d normally do, then don’t do it. The same goes with the clothes you wear on a date. You absolutely do not have to wear tight and revealing clothing to get the guy.

In fact, most men find a woman who leaves a little mystery in what she’s wearing all the more intriguing (“what’s happening underneath those clothes?”). Sure, form-fitting clothing, a tiny bit of cleavage, or a dress that shows off your legs will be appreciated, but you need to be comfortable with what you’re wearing.

Go to your closet right now. I’ll wait. Now find the outfits that you feel fabulous in. That might include a t-shirt, jeans, skirt, dress, whatever. These are the things you should wear on a date because they already help you feel more confident. Tight-fitting or too low-cut clothes, on the other hand, will just have you adjusting them all night and wishing you hadn’t worn them.

It’s more important that you’re confident in what you wear than that you appeal to what you think men will like. Confidence, as I’ve said numerous times, is crazy sexy!

12. Live in the Moment

I don’t want to overwhelm you with these tips on how to seduce men with body language to the point that you feel you need a script to go on a date! These are just suggestions, and I fully encourage you to come up with your own ways to communicate how you’re feeling. Again, when you’re confident, regardless of what you do, you’ll easily seduce any man.

You might be on a date and find that he really responds well to you teasing him, so go with it. Or he might take the lead with the flirting. You can never plan ahead of time how a date will go, or how a given man will respond to your sexy strategies, so pay attention to his feedback and modify accordingly.

Conclusion:

Every woman will have a different approach to how to seduce men with body language. Your best friend might be great at seducing them on the dance floor, but you’ve got two left feet, so that doesn’t work for you. Instead, you use your wit.

Whatever you’ve got, own it. Work with it. Because the right man will be attracted to your unique blend of youness. So be authentic, and find the seduction techniques that get you the best results.

I also encourage you to know what you want before you try to seduce a man. Are you ready to have sex with him, or are you just looking for a little attention? Realize that some of the tips I outlined above will communicate to him that you are ready to get intimate, so be sure that you’re ready for that step before trying these strategies out. If you’re just starting to date a man and really want him to commit, maybe save these tips for later once you know each other better.

Let’s hear from our community! What ways have you found to work when it comes to how to seduce men with body language? Leave a comment below.

Flirting is a big part of how to seduce men with body language. If you need a refresher or tips, check out The Flirting Workshop.

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I can’t see House being an incel, but lemme add my take on it too:

I see them having a breakfast club-esque dynamic, a bunch of kids from different cliques that somehow are friends.

House is the kid that always argues with the teacher and ends up in the principal’s office three times a week at least, if not more.

He’s also the kid that would be sent to juvie if it weren’t for his good grades.

House hotboxes his car during lunch, but after getting ratted out by Foreman so many times he started doing it a block away from the school before driving back in, high off his face with the excuse that he “went out for food.”

Wilson and Cuddy are competing for valedictorian

Cuddy is SUPER high strung when it comes to grades and she always gets secretly frustrated when Wilson does better than her, even though they’re friendly.

Cameron still dresses the same way as she does in show. She’s super dorky-preppy and gets picked on, but she doesn’t care. She also draws horses constantly in class, along with taking photos of them.

Cuddy is a cheerleader, but only for status. She likes to talk trash about the other cheerleaders. She is also the head of the debate team.

House goes to Cuddy’s debate team meetings to purposely play the devil’s advocate when they practice. He always gets kicked out.

Chase is the nerdiest of the jocks he hangs out with. He can often be seen studying in the bleachers at practice. Also, despite his status as a himbo-jock- popular dude, he has a soft spot for Cameron and can often be seen flirting with her through playing dumb and asking for help with his homework.

House definitely still harasses Cuddy about her boobs and ass, but this time it’s to convince the entire school that he is definitely straight and definitely doesn’t have a crush on the goody-two-shoes head of the GSA.

House cat calls Chase as a joke when he is at practice. Foreman tells him to shut the fuck up.

Did I mention that House, despite being borderline delinquent, also has a crush on Wilson? He tells people that he “has a crush on the valedictorian,” because he’s not technically lying but they’ll also think it’s Cuddy so his secret is safe.

Taub is a very distinguished nerd.

Amber wants to compete with Cuddy for valedictorian, but she doesn’t do as well as she thinks she does.

Thirteen is exactly the same as she is in the show, except she dresses like a recovering emo and listens to loud music in class. She occasionally flirts with Amber solely for the purpose of messing with her.

Kutner is the class clown, but he’s actually really sad and just hides it with jokes.

Wilson is in every activity you can think of.

Wilson is nice to everyone except House, who he secretly has a giant crush on.

Thirteen and Cuddy are best friends with the cool English teacher— thirteen because she thinks he’s cool, Cuddy because she’s doing worse than Wilson in English and wants to suck up to beat him.

House organized the senior prank.

Thirteen and House wore matching tuxedos to prom and took the most bomb-ass pictures.

Wilson is a dork. He also acts like he’s chill but is really, really anxious all the time.

Foreman eats lunch in the teachers’ lounge

Although they all hated each other at first, they eventually grow really close as a tight knit group of outcasts.

They have group sleepovers

House gets drunk at a party and confesses his love to Wilson in a game of truth or dare

At the same party, the cops show up and Foreman has to scramble to hide drunk House in a closet and get all of the guests out so he doesn’t taint his reputation. The party was at his house after House bullied him into “loosening up.”

Thirteen definitely listens to Green Day.

Cameron is very sensitive and cries when you insult her horses. She doesn’t care if you insult her, only her horses.

Yeah I definitely went overboard with this. I might even add more when I’m bored.

I’m very glad there’s no modern au high school/teen fics (at least not to my knowledge bc it likely exists) for House MD. However, I like to make others experience pain so here is the au

House has a really shitty edgy meme page with 70 followers. He was an incel for a year

Cuddy dates a football player. She does not like him

Cameron is a horse girl that posts her horses on Snapchat (tell me I’m wrong I fucking dare you)

Chase is still a himbo sorry I don’t make the rules. He’s on every sports team and makes other people do essays for him. He’s cool about it, though. He pays them

Wilson is GSA President that’s terrified of the rest of the members/resident mom friend/enabler

Foreman is a TA. He wanted the credit, and he quickly realizes it is not worth it. He tells 14 year olds to shut the fuck up on a regular basis

Bro just leave Thirteen as is, she already fits in perfectly