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happy10thousandyears · 2 years ago

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I think 2 ppl can fuck under extremely testing circumstances and still be nothing else but best friends like this doesn’t change the nature of their emotional relationship

#okay it do changes it because now they are both deeply traumatized #I’m so deathly afraid of the irver/field ppl finding out about the images of 😈au in my head it’s insane #1 I wanna see my guys fuck in a psychologically traumatizing way 2 I’m aro #something something oedipus rex something #I’m a believer of putting guys into situations #and sex is just another situation

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backpackingspace · 2 months ago

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Okay but consider post Canon over protective Athena who is sick to death of her most devout being raped.

Athena sticking close to the whole family and promising penelope that she'll keep a close eye on odysseus the first time he has to go into the market and penelope can't go with him. (She was going to go anyway. She's never actually going to let any of them out of her sight ever again. And it's an easy promise to her dearest weaver who seems so distressed to have odysseus leaving her side.)

Athena fully manifesting in the market when someone grabs odysseus with godly flashes of snakes and owls and the drums of war to scream /release him/ (odysseus is feeling indulgent for both his patron and his wife it's so cute that they're this worried it's not like he couldn't defend himself just fine. Especially from whatever poor fuck just grabbed him who definitely doesn't deserve a goddess screaming in his face. Hes trying so hard not to laugh if he did athena would send him flying.)

Athena telling all the other gods that yes she knows odysseus is the favorite barbie doll she choose him well after all and to back the fuck off if any of them bother him again they will have made an enemy of her.

Athena disguising odysseus only as an old beggar from here on out instead of an irresistibly tall and handsome man. Because she saw how uncomfortable nausicaa's attention made him.

#The odyssey #Odysseus #Athena #Penelope #Nausicaa #Tw: rape #Tw:rape recovery #Tw: Calypso keeping odysseus as a sex slave for seven years #Tw: forced prostitution #See what happened with circe #I know in ancient Greek stories there's a lot of serial violence in various shapes and forms #But it seems like it happens more to athenas choosen/priestess/most devot #And it feels a little bit more targeted beyond it being a horrific violation #Like it's targeted towards Athena for her choice on being chaste #Which just adds another layer of fucked upness #And I've always felt like this contributes to Athena being cold #And at some point I imagine she'd get sick of it and course correct into overprotectivness from being cold #Headcanon that penelope goes a little bit insane when odysseus gets back (you're never allowed to leave my sight ever again )#(Don't worry it's mutual odysseus is into it he also never wants to leave his wife's side ever again)#Athena: standing protectively over odysseus in full god mood and hissing #Odysseus: not that this isn't an amazing ego boost but (and I can't believe you're making me be the voice of reason ) arent you overreactin #Odysseus: I mean you were never this protective when I was an actual literal child #Odysseus: or when I was fighting in an actual literally war fighting against gods and demi gods #Athena slightly embarrassed but is not sorry she sent whoever grabbed odysseus flying : SHUT UP #Love the fact that this whole group has the time and the support of each other to actually try to heal from their many many traumas #I know I did this in a slightly joking way but healing from abuse of power and violations are so important to me #Stories about healing in general #That's my jam #Anyway not tagging this as epic because of 1. Athena and odysseus's friendship break up #And 2. The change to circes story (which i actually like a lot! But still the odyssey Canon circe was also a sa situation.)

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widowshill · 2 months ago

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the people aren't ready to hear this but angelique arbitrarily picking quentin to decide to be in love with out of nowhere, bewitching roger into marriage and then absolutely not wanting him to touch her, and constantly pursuing men's (chiefly barn's) attention only when it's clear he doesn't want her, is soooo comp het of her.

#good luck babe!#the one exception i can think of where she genuinely seems to enjoy physical affection with men is when she's #enthralled joe. and joe is more like a really clingy; very pretty jelly donut in that situation.#in leviathans she's more or less happy with sky who does seem to want her.#but i would strongly argue that what angelique *wants* is the social position of a Wife —#as opposed to being interested in any given man himself.#and there's something really fascinating about the difference between her and julia there; even though ang possesses way more power #(and is theoretically not bound by human gendered/sexual structures of power)#julia found her position (and significant influence!) via her own intellect and career; her want for barnabas is tremendously personal —#not socioeconomic; not needing to be Established in the world as a wife to move through it or find meaning.#(and i realize i'm going against most barnjules shippers here but i do think julia would prefer to be known as Dr. Hoffman infinitely more #than becoming yet another anonymous Mrs. Collins)#but angelique is so different. for her (over and over and over again) finding her place in the human world as a woman means #becoming someone's Wife. whether or not she wants them! and i'd argue she usually doesn't. not like she thinks she does.#and this is sort of only a footnote; but even the ploy to get roger — enrolling as a student in the college in rockport —#is only a Very Temporary ruse to get into position as Mrs. Collins. academic knowledge like julia's; or establishing herself #institutionally doesn't even seem to make a blip on her radar.#feminine identity for ang is Only contained absolutely in the marriage contract #— which the show is pretty explicitly; emphatically against!#julia is the hero to root for (narratively and romantically) and ang the unquestioned antagonist (most of the time)#and her marriage plots are shown as devious and unwanted; even when they're not to the level of brainwashing and drugging roger.#but. man. fascinating. just Fascinating the way ang interacts with sex and gender.#phenomenal cosmic powers ... itty bitty gender space.

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manglam-marfach · 10 months ago

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dyke!Chilaios has me understanding breeding kink all of a sudden

#chilaios #that's a lie i understand breeding kink very well lmao #HOWEVER IT MUST BE SAID #they finish up a great scene. hot lesbian sex. all going well.#and laios lies back with her eyes closed. still flushed and sweaty. she rests her naked hand on her naked lower stomach and says. 'hah....#'did you know ...that tallmen and halflings can have kids together?' Like its just another fun monster fact.#she's trailing her fingers absentmindedly over her stomach now. tracing idle patterns.#'with our lifespans being so similar it isn't even as big a deal as it is for elves and humans. they're even fertile and that's ...#that's really rare for hybrids.' her eyes are still closed. she swallows hard. She's more red now than she was when they fucked.#'you should talk about that next time you're in me. i'd like it...' and she cracks one eye open a sliver #to see chilchuck . BEET. RED.#because Chilchuck DID NOT. KNOW.#She was already fucked out and now she's dying?? she's dying. Laios still has her huge hand resting on her huge smooth stomach #miles and miles of soft skin...that she wants chilchuck to put a BABY in #she's thought about the hypothetical lifespan and safety of the hypothetical baby! is this just a sex thing? is this a for real thing?#chilchuck does not know and does not know which one she's hoping for now!! cause both sound GREAT #AND OF COURSE THERE'S ALSO #chilchuck remembering that conversaion next time Laios's huge huge fingers are inside her. Laios's hot wet breathing by her ear.#Laios's breathing going ragged even though no one is touching HER she is the one toying with Chilchuck right now. She always does that.#between the breathing and the fingers and the warmth and the smell Laios is all around her and she just thinks -#'Laios is so huge. Laios's baby would be so huge. I'd be so huge. Pregnant with it.' And she cums.#rattles her to her fucking core. Chilchuck who HAS BEEN PREGNANT BEFORE realising. holy shit.#i want this fluffy haired socially awkward 26 year old doggirl to . to fuck a baby into me. in a sexy way.#i think . I think it's hot.#enough to turn you to drink isn't it!#u may ask - hey how come chilchuck has a girlcock and has got pregnant? can laios get chilchuck pregnant?#does anyone even have a womb in this situation? I may answer - don't worry about it #a wizard did it. whatever. its a fantasy world.#whatever is sexiest in the moment i don't care #lesbiance

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angel-archivist · 1 year ago

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It's so interesting and so exceedingly frustrating how agab is being utilized now within the queer community as a way to isolate and sort nonbinary and genderqueer folks into binary boxes that determine their moral purity levels, and their authority to do and write and exist.

The way nonbinary writers are being put under accusation of fetishizing gay men while their AGAB is continually brought up in a way that feels like queer-space-approved misgendering.

The way feminist circles that are supposedly trans-inclusive will use the word AFAB in a way that implicitly but intentionally isolates nonbinary people who aren't AFAB from joining. It's for women*.

The way the language is already flawed and leaves out intersex folks from the conversations while focusing on a binary of sex that isn't truthful.

The constant obsessing over whether someone is AFAB or AMAB and whether or not that gives them the privilege to join, do, write, or be present in certain spaces really really concerns me. How are we supposed to dismantle a binary system of gender if we can't even move past forcibly assigning and focusing on people's genders assigned at birth?

#and yes i understand! that agab language can in some circumstances be helpful in inclusive language and in the medical world but ultimately #is misgendering and unnecessary it should be up to the person to disclose their agab not an expectation of them to give up freely #I think that inclusive language shouldnt be misgendering in nature and agab as far as i can tell should only be used in select discussions #and certainly not as a way to frame a nonbinary writer as a “biological woman” but in a way where the queer community will nod along and sa #“oh they have a point” because you used the word AFAB instead #honestly afab is the term i see used most frequently and most harmfully towards other nonbinary people who don't identify w the label #to exclude trans women and amab nonbinary people #to frame nonbinary people as “still women” because of their assigned gender at birth #also i understand its not as simple as “not using” these terms bc they still serve a purpose and are important #but as they leave the queer community and as they enter the hands of cis queer people they become weapons #i wish i could like manifest my thoughts super clearly but i really cant bc its a difficult situation #its just another example of misogyny and bio-essentialism creeping into the queer community #because the patriarchy impacts all things including our discussions of trans oppression and gender we need to stop viewing it #as a strict binary of male female and oh sometimes we'll mention nonbinary people but we're all afab and amabs at the end of the day <3 #like flames literal flames #if you wanna like chip into the conversation just shoot me an ask or respond to the post i'd love to hear other peoples perspectives #im not infalliable so if i said anything you view as incorrect especially in regards to intersex folks and how you all would like to be #included in these discussions as im not intersex but am aware of how agab is a subject that leans into the idea of a binary of sex #so yeah rant over <3 #retro.bullshit #rant

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jackass-jones · 3 months ago

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Fuckin. The reason Owen has asthma is literally because his real self is buried alive suffocating and his mom is the one who reminds him to bring his inhaler when he’s a kid and next time we see her she’s sick and then she’s dead and when Owen watches the finale he’s wheezing and projectile vomiting and his dad springs into action to drown him further and when it’s the final act his lips are severely chapped from overuse of the inhaler and he keeps trying to inhale from it but it’s not working and he just keeps wheezing loudly keeps trying to make this all work he knows why it isn’t he’s dying she’s DYING he ends the movie apologizing to everyone and still wheezing

#i saw the tv glow #the way its a truman show situation but a trans metaphor instead its like oooogh you fucking bastards you use my favorite movie #to make another movie that is also becoming my favorite #just the way everyone is working to keep owen in denial and every time they fail they get killed off #and the way that his coworkers at the movie theater are literally marco and polo the moon demons #also i gotta say imo the realest scene in the movie is when owen is there with his coworkers and theyre just like laughing the whole time #laughing about the idea of owen liking the sex scene he walked in on laughing at the idea of someone like him having sex #like his very existence is hilarious and the way owen literally isnt saying or doing anything at all yet they just keep laughing #and theyre like hey look at my eyes when i talk to you why dont you ever look at me #ITS TOO REAL this is literally what 90% of my life has been like god #being mocked and you dont know why youre not doing anything youre intentionally not feeling anything yet its still wrong #theres no winning #also the mom being like ‘i just want to make sure youre on the right path’ and owen spits into the blue cotton candy #everyone is doing everything they possibly can to keep him in denial but he keeps coughing it up man

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autumnfaepuppy · 6 months ago

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welcome back after masturbation sex repulsion

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moe-broey · 2 months ago

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You see, Moe isn't in the business of fixing people, *remembers Moe is quite literally in the business of "fixing" people as a healer* *stares out into yhe fucki g

#moe tag #this was gonna be an analysis about the fact that it acknowledges it can't 'fix' people #the best it can do is offer a little respite.#god there are actually so many angles this post can go. there's the kind one like above #there's the next best thing it can do is atone for being alive #there's the next NEXT best thing it can do is have gay sex about it.#none of these are solutions.#god i want to write up a moe/lif dynamic post so bad. it is so disastrous. but also REALLY hard for me to put into words #but i'm also def waning i am SO CLOSE. to finishing that comic. it might all be worth it #i've got another one. next best thing moe can do is make the situation Worse.#i don't know if i have anything left in me today but like. i want to talk about moe/lif so bad.#they just suck ass. both of them. worst anyone has ever done it in complete opposite ways.#moe lore

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bumblingbabooshka · 1 year ago

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If 'Resolutions' happened with Chakotay & Tuvok they would have made a beautiful home down there on that planet. It'd be Better Homes & Gardens material by the time they left. If it happened with Tuvok & Janeway it'd just be the captain running around barefoot chasing a monkey while Tuvok grew flowers and made comments about her not tracking dirt into the house after he just cleaned the floors.

#Chakotay & Tuvok basically get married down there but there's no discussion about this they just start acting like that #Meanwhile Janeway is just kind of slowly losing it while her surroundings get steadily cozier. How did you even make tea down here Tuvok???#Tuvok who spent all day gathering herbs and starting a fire etc etc: Easily.#By 'basically get married down there' I mean that Tuvok accepts their situation pretty much immediately contrary to Janeway and focuses #on long term comfort and survival with Chakotay #It's still sad - especially for Chakotay who thinks he'll never see Janeway again (incorrect: Harry came to her with a plan #and she said 'I like your attitude Mr. Kim!' so they're rushing to the vidiians) but they're surviving...maybe even living #mostly their deal is focused on learning to like one another interpersonally #Meanwhile Tuvok with Janeway is more just trying gently to get her to calm down (she feels extremely guilty that this happened -#that Tuvok's never gonna get to see his family again) and they talk in depth for maybe the first time about the very real possibility #that this is it for them - on Voyager they at least had hope...but maybe that hope was an illusion the entire time...maybe- Oh! Chakotay's #here!! We're saved!!!#Chakotay #Tuvok #Kathryn Janeway #st voyager #voy #out of the potential pairings who's having sex first?#Janeway is playing don't starve & Chakotay's playing harvest moon & Tuvok is playing like...oxygen not included

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johnny-depplyloveyou · 10 months ago

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I know there are many bad takes about Gale on this site, but the worst takes I’ve seen on another social media site in another language are much more abhorrent than anything here tbh, the recent one I’ve seen even gets some popularity among his “fans”... They were basically saying it’s Mystra who made him the humble man he is now, without her influence on him he would be as egotistical as in his god ending, and more than a hundred of reblogs are all thanking Mystra for “training her lapdog so well” for them🤢

Did we even play the same game? Isn’t his god ending a direct result of Mystra making him think he will never be enough as he is, and he can only find his self-worth through gaining more power? Didn’t Tara say he’s not himself anymore and she would no longer be his companion in his god ending, she knew him long before Mystra made him her chosen, he was powerful enough before his relationship with Mystra, if he’s anything like god!Gale at the time wouldn’t Tara just leave him? I’d imagine he would have been more confident and had a more stable self-image if Mystra had never contacted him, therefore he didn’t even need the Gale of Waterdeep persona. He would always have been Gale Dekarios in that timeline. And people glorifying Mystra’s grooming and abuse towards him and unironically calling him “her lapdog” is just... I have no words. But what do you expect from an online space that’s infested with terfs and radfems? They just won’t recognize or acknowledge any abuse from women towards men...

#rant #cw: grooming #cw: abuse #fandom critical #and I lost count of how many takes calling him an abled person on that site #they were like #I don't care that he’s suicidal depressed autistic and chronically ill #compared to a certain elf he’s an abled person and trauma-free!#yikes zero awareness of their own ableism #fuck mystra #don't want to put this in his main tags #I didn’t mean to say that every person who praised mystra here is a radfem/terf #but most people there do share essentialist view about gender and sex #they are very hostile to queer men in fandoms as well #there are anon confession blogs and most of them are males dni #and there’s almost zero content of wyll in the fandom there #racism here is already bad but it’s much worse there and no one talk about it #they liked it when larian made gale doesn’t leave when you denied him medicine #they liked it when they removed the persuasion check in the drow twins scene #it’s kind of a power trip to them #they liked it when they can bully a man they claimed to love and face no consequences #it’s not d/s it’s downright abusive #they’re really saying mystra did nothing wrong in another garbage take #they’re going to excuse a god who sexually exploited a mortal like a tool and then cast him aside because a honest mistake he made #which the said god could easily prevent it by telling him the knowledge he didn’t have about the true nature of the orb #then tell him to kill himself for forgiveness when the god can foresee the outcome which would be unleashing a illithid infestation #the power inbanlance between them is so enormous that no real life situation can be compared to it #he literally can’t say no in that relationship #they’re going to excuse all these just because the god is female presenting #women can’t cause serious harm as men do isn’t a feminist stance at all as they think

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tankgotstuckinthecircusgate · 6 months ago

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i know that when carlo suddenly decided that he needs to marry guy made a whole list in his head n like had a deadlines n shit. like it was some kind of a task he needed to do

#whole fkin campaign. idk still not sure how it was but man was in his peacock era for sure #n it's like i need to find a wife i need to make it in 2 (or whatever) months etc etc #but its like a bg task n he didn't speak bout it w others. like he just said that he needs to marry #also idk if i mentioned this but i wrote lauretta/carlo first meet long ago n she was w her fiance #i just listened to “pretty music” again sorry. i like that uh governor or tf this character is #changes his behaviour from one woman to another so real. n that fkin “but im a lucky guy who gets to dance w u”#and “since u know what i need i'll even take your lead” <- fr like im sure lauretta screwed him for several times #just to see if he's really serious good old manipulations w men nothing new nothing superstitious #upd. he probably made a mind budget for this (i mean finding a wife)#n bout lauretta screwing carlo its like in this ukranian song Ти ж мене пiдманула ти ж мене пiдвела #but since he's a strategist he's patient (like i wanted to accent this quality sm i wrote #that carlo started thinkin bout taking moretti's place back in 1932)#anyway. “Challenge accepted” situation and idk fr for some reason when it's carlo eddie lauretta it's always bout playing #so lauretta started playing n he entered this play too. i don't even think he was exactly mad (maybe only for the 1st time)#at this point i have a clear image of how they met n their first dates (cringe word) n how he proposed #ie how it started how it ended. ending was fast i believe (deadline is approaching 🤯)#what was in between i don't exactly know but i wondered just now if he also screwed lauretta (i think yes)#bc i don't knooowwww frrr all this is so bout playing to me #but bout ending its like. boss fight (<- sex) game credits (<- marriage) ((speedrun))#also i was thinkin if he even ever met lauretta's parents (i always thought that no but idk)#can imagine lauretta calling carlo a good friend. i also hm ok #i started to write a comic like a month ago just bout falcone polycule n it starts w #carlo who says that he finally needs to get married n lauretta's mother askin (in a pushing way) why #her n her fiance still aren't married like girl tf. she jinxed it i guess #upd. carlo/lauretta is funny in my head bc right before marriage he did fell in love lauretta didn't but guy's profitable we'll take him👍#she did only after marriage i think bc it was the time when u can finally relief bc it's over #u don't need to think bout no yes no no yes yes will it work or won't etc #woman was able to fucking chill at last. she got the money sorry i mean the man #he's not runnin away let's finally look who the fuck is even this man. why he won't shut up bout astronomy can i get a divorce <- jk #but yeah “я тобi брехала” is so lauretta right after marriage to me (“i dont even know the color of ur hair”)

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the-everqueen · 1 year ago

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fandom will turn itself inside out to avoid giving Black female characters romantic stories, huh

#whoops the disc horse #fandom discourse #fandom misogynoir #everyone is all in for regurgitated ship tropes until there's a black woman #and then suddenly it's like WAOW we don't have enough gen fics huh!#''i just love that this Black woman SPECIFICALLY doesn't have a narrative that revolves around sex/romance''#''but i will certainly take this white man whose narrative ALSO doesn't revolve around romance''#''and put him in a million different romantic/sexual situations''#''[and certainly with another white man]''#there is no escapism for black women

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screamingay · 7 months ago

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somehow these current roommates we have are the worst that ive known yet and last semester we literally had a girl who smoked cigs IN her bedroom. list of grievances below lol

#first of all they turn all the lights on all the time. the other day i was hanging out in the living room w one light on bc it was light #enough outside thru the windows and one of them walked in and flipped another light on automatically. then walked through #the living room right to her bedroom... girl youre not even using this room and i was clearly fine with the light level??#they always have all 3 kitchen lights on when they cook and dont turn them off plus none of them have lamps #they all use the Big LED Ceiling Light in their bedrooms which is baffling to us #they dont know how to organize the kitchen and they took up so many of the cabinets with bullshit. like 3 pans here a few plates there #we have like 4 cabinets worth of food and even more of pots and pans and shit bc this is everything we own #and we cant afford to use disposable everything like some of them do #theyre always leaving the fridge open while they cook too and i have to physically hold myself back from becoming my mom #and yelling at them to close the fridge when theyre not actively getting smth out of it!! like theyll stand there cooking and have it open #for 2 minutes straight #theres only room for one water filter pitcher in the fridge and one of them brought a big one which is nice but theyre always forgetting to #refill it which defeats the purpose of even having it #and they always somehow start cooking right when we decide we need to eat #one of them sent this long sort of condescending post abt ants and how it stresses him out when the kitchen is messy so we all need to clean #more and try harder to keep ants away as if 1) ants care at all abt dishes in the sink or stains on the stove and 2) as if the ants will #stop coming around if theres no food out in this building where there are notoriously always ants even on the 4th floor #(we are ground floor this time) and 3) as if he isn't one of the people leaving food around and not taking the trash out #nobody responded to it in the groupchat lmao bc he sounds like a fucking cop!! and is dating an rotc guy??? and also is a streamer or just #likes to play games on vc with friends bc hes always very loudly doing that #but obviously we have sex all the time so we're at a sort of loud noise stalemate where neither of us can complain abt the other #to be clear this is in no way the absolute worst situation theyre nice enough people and havent reported us for anything (they both work for #student housing -_-) and generally things go okay in the apartment #but like. ive never been this annoyed this often with any other roommates #ALSO someone spilled soy sauce all over our designated level of the fridge door where we had all our little bottles of stuff #but also a carton a Paper Carton of milk and a pack of butter standing upright which soaked up the soy sauce and for several days #even after id cleaned the bottom of the carton the best i could i swore it tasted like soy sauce from it soaking into the bottom or smth #but it's still all over everything in there bc it was so much it like. pooled in there and splattered on everything #like. u see that happen u clean it up wtf.??#anyway i just felt like i needed to complain and see if im being silly or if these things really are so annoying

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fingertipsmp3 · 8 months ago

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Had THE funniest dream last night

#i was roommates with this couple who for some reason decided they were going to bone directly outside the house #like on the front porch more or less #except they were really worried about being seen? so i was kind of keeping a lookout for them #pretty much as soon as they.. began; a legolas cosplayer appeared complete with a camera crew #OH THAT WAS THE THING! my roommates were filming themselves but it was just on a mounted tripod #so i just opened the window and said ‘uhhh do you guys have a camera crew?’ and they looked around and screamed #had to run inside naked from the waist down. i was laughing and laughing #for some reason my next move was to post about this on tumblr but it got no notes and i was impatient so i posted about it on facebook #and TONS of people liked it immediately and then were sharing it and long story short it went viral #and there were random people in the comments saying like ‘oh this is so obviously fake’ and ‘why does she sound so unconcerned?’#because why would i be concerned?? gay sex is legal.. having it where other people can see isn’t exactly legal but they got inside quickly #and the legolas cosplayer and his camera crew didn’t exactly seem traumatised. they just looked confused if anything #also i’d written it in kind of a sarcastic and funny tone to be entertaining because it was honestly an absurd situation #why i would’ve posted this to FACEBOOK where most of my friends are my elderly relatives; ex-coworkers and high school people i don’t know #anyway that was my dream. two guys i vaguely know had four-second sex on my front porch; saw a legolas cosplayer; screamed and ran inside #OH and the other part of my dream was one of my mutuals on here (who i have only spoken to via prev tags) for some reason had my mobile #number and kept trying to call me #i had them in my phone just as their tumblr url even though they have a name and i know it? and for some reason i kept panicking #and rejecting the call and then coming up with spurious reasons for doing so #even though this person was extremely chill about it and was like ‘oh we can just talk another time!’#it made NO sense. i would absolutely speak to this person on the phone if i got the chance #but also why would i give them my number? and why would they be calling me from the states??#anyway. if you need me i’m going to make breakfast and go to pilates #personal

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nururu · 2 years ago

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I can only trust other zoro fans bc they all hate zo/san too

#only sanji fans ship zo/san #bc they dont care about zoro #or how zoro would never give the time of day to someone who abused ppl bc of their own lack of confidence #zoro can get fucked by anyone he wants why would he choose the guy whos so self conscious that hes a homophobic asshole #when i imagine their sex its just #zoro mad bc hes being insulted and getting the worst dick of his life #and sanji mad be hes homophobic and hates the entire situation #and i think #wow #thats not how sex with another should be #thats repulsive #i only like zo/san if theyre 40 and theres a backstory explaining how sanji eventually grew the fuck up #why would a trophy wife like zoro whos always getting passed around by big hot men and luffy #zoro who only allows the best for himself #why would he ever?? give sanji that time???#zoro fans understand this bc they understand and like zoro

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rainybraindays · 1 year ago

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No but the obsession with Colin's theoretical sex life is crazy to me.

Like people are genuinely upset that he could have potentially had sex?? Shaming him for doing something we know hes been mocked about for not doing? Like we see Anthony accuse him of only trying to marry because hes a virgin, you all remember that right? His older brother sees him pursuing a relationship, something he would have noticed earlier if he hadn't been so single minded the entire time, and instead of offering any like useful advice immediately goes and throws that in his face.

If he wanted to have sex just so it couldn't be used against him ever again I wouldn't be surprised. If he did that's fine, and if he doesn't thats literally also fine.

Like maybe its the fact that I also see a lot of people who talk about him needing to be a virgin talk about him being nerodivergent, so it seems kinda infantlizing to me, especially mixed in with the need to portray him like hes stupid but this rubs me so wrong.

Its literally a non-issue why are some of you so hard up on this.

#rainy talks #not tagging because i simply do not care too #you can take or leave this post but I just cannot stop thinking about this #like hes in his early 20s hes a grown up and is allowed to experiment in his sex life prior to settling down #there is no need to be SO upset about this.#like idk maybe its just the insecure younger sibling in me #but if I had been trying to lock down a relationship and it blew up in my face #and beforehand my older sibling had thrown my virginity in my face #I'd kinda wanna get rid of it #just as a fuckin defense mechanism so if i decided to try for another relationship it couldn't be used to humiliate me??#i dunno just a thought #but hey what do I know this literally isn't a situation I've ever found myself in because my older siblings treat me like an adult #but thats a conversation for a different time.

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