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You see, Moe isn't in the business of fixing people, *remembers Moe is quite literally in the business of "fixing" people as a healer* *stares out into yhe fucki g
#moe tag#this was gonna be an analysis about the fact that it acknowledges it can't 'fix' people#the best it can do is offer a little respite.#god there are actually so many angles this post can go. there's the kind one like above#there's the next best thing it can do is atone for being alive#there's the next NEXT best thing it can do is have gay sex about it.#none of these are solutions.#god i want to write up a moe/lif dynamic post so bad. it is so disastrous. but also REALLY hard for me to put into words#but i'm also def waning i am SO CLOSE. to finishing that comic. it might all be worth it#i've got another one. next best thing moe can do is make the situation Worse.#i don't know if i have anything left in me today but like. i want to talk about moe/lif so bad.#they just suck ass. both of them. worst anyone has ever done it in complete opposite ways.#moe lore
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Ultimately the resolution of Jason and Cass fights comes down to the fact that while he has his own ideals that don't mesh with the bats, Jason can be flexible. DC skipped the whole reconciliation with the family but while he's willing to kill it's generally a means to an end to him, not the whole entire point unless you're talking about Joker. Meanwhile for Cass the question of killing vs not killing is dead serious to her which means any time they're working together and things start going off track it's like:
Jason: Look if we kill this guy we send a message to his boss which makes it easier for us to negotiate with him from a position of power and I just think that-
Cass, snatching one of his guns and pointing it at her own head: Go on, pull the trigger. Kill him. Kill me. Go tell Batman that you let his daughter die to make a negotiation easier. He already let you die so no problem right? You think we should die? You think our life only worthwhile as part of a plan, just because we're killers? Are we doomed? Are we rotten to the core with no hope of redemption? Go on then, kill us and kill part of your soul alongside it. You clearly don't care for it so why are you even trying? Kill yourself along with us, come on Jason let's all just die right?
Jason, slowly backing away: I think you may be projecting a tiny bit so just. Calm down before I call the suicide hotline please.
Cass, slowly lowering the gun and knocking the random henchman unconscious: Yeah that's what I thought, fucking pussy.
Jason: Mm yeah you know what I hate you actually. Fuck this mission I'll just shoot you right now if you're going to be this annoying about it.
Jason, explaining things later to Dick: So I just kept shooting at her until I ran out of bullets and we both calmed down enough to call a truce. We tracked the guy down and didn't kill anyone but I did blow up the batplane just as a last minute screw you. Is she always this uh... intense?
Dick: Yeah, one time I broke up with Barbara and she threw me out a window. She's just like that.
#dc#cassandra cain#jason todd#batfam#dc rambles#dick grayson#it's so funny how jason is like. a mass murderer. and yet he's more of a team player than cass#like yeah he's violent and unpredictable but if you're on the same team with the same temporary goal then you've got decent chances#meanwhile the entire team could be seconds away from dying with the only solution being to kill a guy with a bomb#and if you're on the team with cass she'll spend the last few seconds punching you in the face for trying to kill the evil guy#then disarming the bomb because she's just that annoying#I love her very much <3#i'm jason posting a lot recently sorry jtodd stans for clogging up his tag#I just like the thought of jason dealing with a mini bruce that has none of the baggage of being his dad#so it's just the experience of ramming his head into an annoying brick wall with zero catharsis of confronting your shitty father
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Do you trust him wholly? I do not. I cannot.
2×06 | ALFRED TALKING ABOUT UHTRED
#alfred always using the word temptation as a carnal desire connotation#alfred being known as a pious man who always prays and yet only showing him praying when uhtred is concerned#beocca in s1 once telling alfred to pray the temptation away#alfred saying 2 scenes before this scene that he does not know uhtred and COULD NEVER know uhtred#alfred precising in a painful way that he CANNOT trust uhtred#there's something stopping him#and what's that? god's judgment? nah that would connect to alfred's fear in s3 of not being able to go to heaven#and it would be too gay if it were like that wouldn't it#almost as if there's a whole scene in the tlk movie that parallels this one#a whole scene between 2 queer characters that are canonically lovers#a whole scene that talks about faith growing stronger (as aelswith said) and growing the faith exactly to fight the “sin” of homosexuality#as said by ingilmundr#tho that would totally never connect to the clouding of judgement alfred is talking about here in this part#to which aelswith's solution is getting uhtred out of alfred's sight so that alfred can think more clearly again#so think in a christian godly way#so in alfred's supposed way since he was supposed to be god's king#and indeed that could never even connect to uhtred kidnapping ingilmundr so that aethelstan could have thought more clearly#as alfred would have thought certainly... thus in a christian way... free of the sin gifted by his half dane half saxon pagan oathman#very terrible that none of this connects tho#the last kingdom#tlk alfred#david dawson#alfred x uhtred#uhtred x alfred#alhtred#thelastkingdomedit#daviddawsonedit#perioddramaedit#michela's gifs
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secret santa for @shinakazami1!! wesołych świąt, again buddy!!
flats, close up, and sweater he's wearing under cut

#tales from the borderlands#rhys strongfork#tftbl#rhys tftbl#kitkat art#shoutout to shina for being there with me going through hell making this and she was none the wiser#also I told her this but I feel like rhys could wear a sleeve on that arm. it's just the elbow spike?? that gets in the way#solution? roll up sleeve
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hey guys welcome back it's sephgen ❤️💜
#final fantasy vii#ffvii#sephiroth#genesis rhapsodos#sephgen#ay-ay-ay you would not believe#hey it's been a while since i've drawn these dudes#don't mind me putting my username for other places on the art because i refuse to consolidate <3#hey also#transmigrator genesis. think about it#i contemplate this could be very good for the storyline#hilarious and awful and wonderful#my concept: they come in when genesis is a little kid and an apple falls on his head#and from there things begin to change for the super banora bros...#and everyone else on gaea!!!! buahahaha#because genesis ensures that sephiroth gets lots of hugs!#and socialization!#and acceptance even if he's a bit freaky#or a lot#and then the training room incident happens... and genesis stars panicking because none of his devious plans are working#and he's starting to deteriorate and have mood swings and his hair is falling out#and his friends turn the care back at him!!!#and they find a solution!#yaaay#i have been rambling for far too long lol#if you read all these tags that's pretty cool!#make sure to like subscribe and hit the bell#<3
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I think the Batfam are chronic sufferers of "everyone wants to fix the problem, and nobody wants to listen" syndrome, and they drive each other so mad they that have to go brood on a balcony or gargoyle because you just finished reluctantly spitting out your issue and someone's already offering a seven point plan they've been working on.
#Funniest thing if none of them notice this#Just one big circle of getting steadily more and more annoyed because yeah that's the solution but you already fucking thought of it#What you wanted was someone to rant to#Batfamily headcanon#Not original by any means#But a thought#And you know what that means *aside* you guys also get the thought#batman#dc comics#batfamily
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Mostly just knowing that the boys will always choose each other first in all scenarios, but I'm picturing a life or death/existence scenario where it's between the other dead boy or Crystal.
If it's Edwin making the choice to save Charles it's painful but not entirely unexpected. Something along the lines of "I am genuinely sorry, Crystal. I wish there was another way."
If it's Charles making the choice he's fighting it until he can't. He's looking for alternate solutions until there are none. He's crying and apologizing and Crystal can admit it hurts a fucking lot that she can't be even one person's first choice as Charles chooses to save Edwin.
#dead boy detectives#charles rowland#dbda#edwin payne#i'm so sorry crystal you deserve better don't hate me#this is not to say that Edwin isn't also looking for solutions until there are none it's just not the same kind of anguished desperation#the vibe is different and the stages of grief are different
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WIP of arcane survivor Jayce vs LoL in game Viktor!!!
Jayce was sent away by the old Viktor we see in Arcane, stating that another Jayce, the one we see in the show, will be the one to end the time loop and sends this Jayce to LoL world where Machine Herald Viktor is.
It starts off as Jayce trying to find a way back home because he can’t accept what happen so he breaks into the academy to see if they have gemstones so he can make an anomaly but in the middle of searching, he instead finds Viktor, who was also breaking in to steal things. They get into a fight with Viktor not wanting any witnesses and Jayce defending himself LOL but they form a truce once Jayce says he’s not with Piltover and that he can help him escape if they work together.
Jayce learns about accepting the cost of his ambition and the loss of his late universe while Viktor learns to accept human error and that, in the pursuit to do good, lost his way. They steer each other in the right direction and fall in love while LoL Jayce is watching this happen with a jaw dropped.
Jayce was sent away by the old Viktor we see in Arcane, stating that another Jayce, the one we see in the show, will be the one to end the time loop and sends this Jayce to LoL world where Machine Herald Viktor is. The reason there’s two Arcane Jayce’s is because while being transported to the Ruined piltover, the Arcane was glitching due to Hextech runes, yadda yadda, and caused a mirror dimension to be formed and thus, Mirror Jayce was born and sent away by Viktor.
I call this the “Far, Far Away” AU!!!
#jayvik#vikjayce#jayce x viktor#jayce talis#arcane#arcane jayce#league of legends#viktor arcane#viktor league of legends#far far away au#sonderblade#I refuse to believe they’re gone#Viktor growing to really like Jayce because he’s not as arrogant as LoL Jayce#Jayce looking at LoL Viktor: don’t fail him this time don’t fail him this time don’t fail him this time#viktor preaching about human error: emotions get in the way of progress! the solution is to have none!!#Jayce: hey Viktor *gives him the most genuine smile with glistening eyes that look like pools of honey in the sun*#Viktor: I want you
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"i only like love triangles if they end up poly at the end" well i only like them ending up poly at the end if it's in a fucked up way where they're still toxic and jealous of each other.
#poly at the end...baby solution#except for riverdale but i know none of these people were watching it#probably cause of all the love triangles :(#old man yells at cloud
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I feel like every time I hear "Bells Hells broke their word", there's this omission or forgetfulness (and I get it; this campaign feels like it took forever and it's easy to tune out conversations that feel circular and unending) that Bells Hells knows that if the Raven Queen and the Arch Heart were forced to comply by the rest of their family, the Divine Gate would be rent asunder and there would be a second Calamity in order to wrench things back to the status quo – that being the gods are all safe and protected and no one knows about Predathos.
The only reason it didn't happen already was the gods had hope Bells Hells would kill Ludinus (which they did); if Ludinus had defeated Bells Hells then the Gods would have immediately busted down the Gate and commit another Calamity in order to stop him... but the Raven Queen and the Arch Heart made it sound like the Second Calamity would happen regardless of who won, and all because the knowledge of Predathos the GodEater, their most feared predator, was out there.
But, Ludinus disseminated that information across all of Exandria, and there's been information exchange between Ruidians and Exandrians. The only way to take that information back would be to kill all the Ruidians AND kill every single Exandrian, just to be sure. Wipe the slate clean. Start over. Destroy every magical and non-magical record, including the people.
There would be no bargaining with the gods without Predathos, for they are too strong and would have no reason to listen. Any parley of "can you Gods leave forever, or can we leave the Hallowed Cage alone or have Vasselheim turn Kreviris into a military-religious controlled state colony" (that's a Bad Thing) would be met with "or we just kill the entire planet and moon so the information is guaranteed to be lost and there can be no more attempts at freeing Predathos". The Prime Dieties would grumble about it, but they would still go through with eradicating the mortals they love because they prioritize themselves and their Betrayer siblings more than mortals. We have proof of that.
I feel like the Gods broke the social contract first. If we want to point fingers at someone breaking their word, they should be included as well.
#critical role#cr spoilers#critical role spoilers#c3e120#bells hells#exandrian pantheon#it's almost as if there's nuance to this#I love the Pantheon but they are a hot mess#I love Bells Hells but they are a hot mess#“They Broke Their Word” but it's the Spider-Man pointing meme#“They'll kill hundreds of thousands through their actions” but it's the Spider-Man pointing meme#sometimes there is no perfect solution#sometimes you get to the end of a videogame and the ending isn't what you wanted#Bells Hells are either not villains#or they are villains fighting multiple other villains including the Weavemind the Ruby Vanguard and the Exandrian Pantheon#pick your poison#I can be very frustrated by BH when they dive face-first into something with zero plan and none thoughts#but it's also their most charming quality#I'm glad the gods at least have a chance of sticking around now#I'd have missed them if they were dead or gone forever#and I do not think what BH did is what Ludinus wanted#Ludinus didn't want the gods to have a choice or a chance at all#crusty old elf got too addicted to revenge
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its fun having 1 thing be the cause of your spiral to maddness and pure unadulturated rage.
#my email decided to unpin all my pinned emails and :) move them to the junk folder#:) <- has a literal issue w/ outofsightoutofmind and uses pinned emails to help me remember#:) I have tried to look up solutions and legit none of them seem to work#:) i wanna kms
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Good ideas that you can do for yourself at the moment:
Make a playlist on Youtube of videos that'll be a good mood lifter. Whether it's cute animals or just a playlist of videos you know will make you crack up laughing.
Make a Discord channel in any servers you run for a similar purpose. Maybe allow other people to post as well, as a means of lifting their own moods up.
Rewatch an old series you were hyperfixated on in the past and haven't visited in a while but have overall fond memories about. Completely burying yourself in nostalgia can be dangerous if you go overboard with it, but sometimes you just need to go back to that point in your life and focus on other things for a short while.
#Hayley Speaks#None of this is a perfect solution to face current events head on#But I think we can all use a break or distraction
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three healers
#pathologic#daniil dankovsky#artemy burakh#clara pathologic#my art#when theyre all unmistakably on the same side working against a common enemy but they can’t work together#and their solutions can’t exist alongside each other#so they must work against each other to the same end#or work with each other to opposite ends?#also none of them have free will in the matter because they’re being pitted against each other on so many levels#by the other characters and the directors and the powers that be and the writers and the PLAYERS#i was going to write a whole essay in the tags yknow for fun but actually most of my thoughts about these characters do not exist in words#sorry💔#imagine 14 pages of incomprehensible and nonexistent letters in 12 point times new roman and pathologic has an MLA citation at the end#oooops i wrote a billion tags for this post that is 3 portraits of expressionless video game characters! are yoy mad at me
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Bruce will say Dick's the best man he's ever known and then not make him his best man make it make sense.
#this is a shit post i don't actually care lmao#i meeean i do but i don't#bc i think dick and clark equally deserve to be the best man#and i feel like since dick has siblings then it wouldn't seem fair for him to have a role like that#although none of the other siblings were invited to bruce's bachelor party soooo#wait i have a solution#bruce and clark just need to marry each other with dick officiating the wedding
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Since Trudy is partially organic, is she going to die if she doesn't get charged? Because presumably the robot bits are supplying oxygen and nutrients to the meaty bits?
#charged with battery twice -> not regularly. probably a backup solution for a power outage. meaning it might b critical to keep her charged.#I know none of this is intended or supposed to matter I'm just having fun theorising#dndads spoilers#dndads#dndads s3 spoilers#dndads s3
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It was said by a mutual of mine before as well that there's certain lack of engagement with Shadow Milk's character outside of his situationship with Pure Vanilla, and even the dynamic is being what it seems verrrrry flanderized . aND I think if you really want to angst Shadow Milk its like. YOU CAN do that and i dont know if anyone is doing it right cuz im too scared to look. but like
u have to understand that if there' anything shadow milk feels remorseful, or regretful about, is that he doesn't. its too early i think to say for sure where his character is going, but i think it is safe to say he does not regret anything, does not feel bad about anything he's done or going to do, and probably has never felt bad about it at all.
what makes his character so compelling as a villain AND a personality, is how unabashedly shamelessly sadistic and despicable he is. he thrives in others suffering. there's a chance he spent all his divine self in solitude, aware of everything everywhere all the time. because to know is to constantly find yourself in isolation when people dont want to face the truth. and what he's doing is twisting it the way he wants, lying to the point of willing it into reality.
and how can you angst it? its his lonely realization of the truth he's hiding from, that will never make him able to connect with anyone. its knowing that your beliefs in something greater, something innocent, were false, and you will be destined to be the only one to Know. his perfect world is of lies and hatred, because he's so full of it himself, where suffering and bliss is one as are truths and lies. he's a deeply sad individual and not in a sympathetic, understandable way (unlike burning spice who shows active signs of remorse and suicide ideation as he's struggling with his failures). his conclusion makes him feel comfortable in inflicting and subjecting people to unspeakable psychological pain.
i cant tell you what to do if you want to feel sympathy for shadow milk, but i really think there are far more complex and interesting things you could do with his own failures. he thinks the only way to null his own hatred for the cruel reality is to make others suffer, to make it where he's constantly comfortable and entertained. he thinks if he tries hard enough and torments people enough, it will make, ultimately, a better world of chaos and, I THINK, a world where knowing the truth will equal to nothing.
thats where his entire conflict with pure vanilla is coming from. he THINKS he knows everything, and he THINKS that in seeing pure vanilla so naively believing in truth to be something that prevails, he can make a show of the ultimate proof that all of pure vanilla's beliefs are rubbish, by breaking him. by turning pure vanilla Into him. by isolating him and making him suffer the way shadow milk did, in everpresent and everaware solitude.
tldr he's lonely for the fact that he's an all knowing entity and thus is hateful towards the world and people so he inflicts it upon others in a manner of manipulation and constructing the narrative the way he wants it to be for personal entertainment and comfort. and he loves it. he uses pure vanilla to prove his point. you shouldnt feel bad for him and in fact you should be beating him with sticks every day every minute every second and his angst is nothing but selfish spiral he has no desire to get out of because he enjoys it and uses to justify his actions.
#cr posting#cookie run#being a god is of itself kind of a lonely experience but hes not just a god hes a nearly omniscient one#a running theme amongst the beasts so far is failure in understanding mortality and what makes someone human (cookie)#hes uncomfortable with truths because for him it seems no one listens to them#cookies will always lie#there will always be conflict#and knowing that is incredibly daunting#so he fell into an extreme where solution is the world where none of it matters because everything is a lie#everything is just a show and a scenario#nothing is real#the way we saw mystic flour falling into her extreme thru cookies' greed and violence#the way we saw burning spice falling into his extreme thru his inability to handle constant change and loss#and i suppose we will be seeing a little more of how shadow milk fell to his extreme#all of it is more of my speculation based on presented material in the end of the day#but my strong guess is that he's simply unable to cope with reality as it is knowing how horrible the truth can be#hes not just the corrupting force hes the force that was corrupted by his own virtue
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